#rwby maria calavera

[juanarc-thethird]

The Wounded Damsel

Jaune: *Helping Winter up* Are you ok?

Winter: Thank you Jaune. I still haven't recovered from the fight. The maiden's powers have affected me a lot. Could you help me walk to my room? If it's not too much trouble of course.

Jaune: Sure, I help you.

Winter: Thank you, you are very kind.

In the distance, Winter notices her sister watching them. She looks in her direction and gives her a victorious smile. Confused, Weiss is silent by such action.

Maria: *Behind Weiss* The wounded damsel, a classic. You know, It was with this tactic that I managed to tie the knot with my husband at the time.

Weiss: *Angry* WHAT?!

Maria: Oh the memories.

#jaune arc #jaune #rwby jaune #rwby jaune arc #winter #winter schnee #rwby winter schnee #rwby winter #weiss #rwby weiss #weiss schnee #rwby weiss schnee #Maria calavera #rwby Maria calavera #rwby maria #rwby #rwby shitpost #rwby incorrect quotes #happysouls

[yangfanbb]

Anyone else still simping on Young Maria

#rwby #maria calavera #rwby volume 6 #rwby maria calavera #rwby maria

[yoomschoocs]

What's up, I'm back to posting again :)

The last month hasn't been easy but I'm happy to say it's getting better. Made some vent art to cope with it all. See y'all next post lol

#yoom's art #rwby #rwby ruby rose #rwby penny polendina #rwby jaune arc #rwby yang xiao long #rwby harriet bree #rwby qrow branwen #rwby maria calavera #rwby raven branwen #rwby summer rose #ruby rose #penny polendina #jaune arc #yang xiao long #harriet bree #qrow branwen #maria calavera #raven branwen #summer rose #vent art

[cinnaworm]

my first page for the rwby prism zine - leftover sales are open :]]

#i love rising from the dead 3 times a year #rwby #maria calavera #the zine turned out so awesome though seriously!!

[jedidragonwarriorqueen]

i cope with making memes. good thing i already have this series going

#rwby #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #rwby jinn #cinder fall #qrow branwen #weiss schnee #ruby rose #adam taurus #nora valkyrie #lie ren #maria calavera #emerald sustrai #mercury black #rwby volume 6 #rwby v6 #greenlight volume 10

[brokentrafficknight]

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #ruby rose #maria calavera #lancaster #skull knight

[hadesisqueer]

Part II because istg this guy

#rwby #winter schnee #maria calavera #qrow branwen #salem rwby #cinder fall #emerald sustrai #jacques schnee #ozpin #may marigold

[dummybirdnero]

I'll be the weirdo and ask DWR goobers doing anything you want them to be doing. (Ruby, Weiss, and Young Maria is the girls)

SUMMONING CIRCLE

#rwby #maria calavera #weiss schnee #ruby rose #idek lmao this was what my brain first come up with #my art #dummybirdnero #ask

[erros429]

i’ve said this before and i’ll say it again. crwby absolutely wasted making two of the hottest designs and then doing nothing more with them. i am referring to, of course, sienna khan and young maria calavera

#rwby #sienna khan #maria calavera #they were both so fine………… #erros doesnt know how to shut up

[blue-cheeseinmyoffwhites]

RWBY SHITPOST TIME

#this is probably my most beautiful shitpost ever #I think this is my fifth #rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #sun wukong #neptune vasilias #bartholomew oobleck #professor oobleck #klein sieben #maria calavera #adrian cotta arc #james ironwood #rwby little #greenlight volume 10 #rwby shitpost #rwby textposts #rwby memes

[superiorsturgeon]

DeadPyr:

Adam: *tosses tied-up Jaune on the ground*

Jaune: Oof! What do you assholes want?!

Cinder: *crouches down in front of Jaune* Don’t worry, blondie, we’re not going to hurt you. You’re just bait for your girlfriend, Pyrrha!

Jaune: My girlfriend is dead!

Cinder: Yeah…see, that’s what I thought! But she just keeps coming back!

———————————————————————

Pyrrha: *at the laundromat, trying to scrub bloodstains from her suit*

Maria Calavera: *doing her laundry beside Pyrrha* Use lemon juice and baking soda to clean blood out of clothes.

Pyrrha: 😲

Maria: …idiot…

———————————————————————

Garbage Truck: *pulls up beside shady hideout building*

Pyrrha: *half climbs, half falls out the back*

Pyrrha: Thanks for the ride! Sorry for bleeding all over your garbage!

———————————————————————

Pyrrha: *tearing through a hideout of bandits*

Vernal/Shay D Man: *run to safe room and slam the door behind them*

Pyrrha: *trying to break into safe room* Come on! It’s my anniversary today and I’m running late! 😫

———————————————————————

Neo: *behind the bar* So you’re back from the dead, huh? Have you told your boyfriend?

Pyrrha: No…! I’m terrified of what he’ll say when he sees my face…😭

Neo: Oh, come on, how bad can it-

Pyrrha: *pulls back her hood, revealing her scars*

Neo: WHOA!! Your face looks like an avocado face-fucked a topographic map! 😨

Pyrrha: Thank you…😑

Neo: It must’ve been serious hate-fucking…there was something wrong in the relationship…😰

Pyrrha: Thank you…😓

Neo: I’m sorry, but you look…haunting…!

Pyrrha: *face on the table*…thank you…😭

———————————————————————

Pyrrha: *smashes phone down* AAAARGH!!!

Neo: Shit, they’ve got Jaune?!

Pyrrha: …I need guns!

Neo: Which guns?

Pyrrha: ALL OF THE GUNS!!! 🤬

———————————————————————

Pyrrha: Okay…I need your help…! They’ve got Jaune! 😓

Nora/Ren: 🤨

Ren: All right, but in return we’d like you to consider joining us!

Pyrrha: Okay…FINE…

Pyrrha: *muttering as she turns away* …it’s funny…all the other teams have four members, but I only ever see two of you…

Pyrrha: …it’s almost like the writer was too lazy to add more characters…

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Pyrrha: *standing on Cinder’s body*

Cinder: 😵

Pyrrha: …I’m just a girl…standing in front of a boy…

Pyrrha: …Oh my gods, what the hell am I going to say to him?!?!

Ren: *turning away* Well, you’d better think of something quick…!

Nora: 🤭

Pyrrha: What…? *turns around*

Jaune: 😡

Pyrrha: 😱

#rwby #adam taurus #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #nora valkyrie #lie ren #cinder fall #neopolitan #maria calavera #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc X Pyrrha Nikos #vernal #Shay d man #source: deadpool

[eviltomb]

Rewatching vol 6 and oof, Maria really saw how through Ruby.

“you don’t give yourself enough credit. That’s not a good thing.”

And here she is, 3 volumes later, Ruby taking too much negative credit and not seeing enough of the good actions she takes.

#Rwby #Ruby rose #maria calavera #give my girl a break

[yangfanbb]

#rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #qrow branwen #maria calavera #rwby volume 6 #rwby ruby rose #rwby weiss schnee #rwby blake belladonna #rwby yang xiao long #rwby qrow branwen #rwby maria calavera

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Penny: Jaune? Might I borrow you for a moment?

Jaune: Uh, yeah? What For?

Penny: First and foremost, Please wash your hands and dry them completely, then meet me in my quarters.

Jaune: Okay?

Penny: Sensational. I will see you in a few minutes.

~~~~~

Jaune: Okay Penny, What -

Jaune: You are naked! You are, Naked.

Penny: Yes?

Jaune: Uh, wha- what do you need help with?

Penny: Oh! I simply require lubricant applied to certain areas I cannot reach on my own.

Penny: *Back opens* While it is not immediately necessary, I would feel better if it were handled sooner, rather than later. Are you able and Willing to help?

Jaune: I - Uh - Yes. Yes I am. Why not someone else?

Penny: You were simply the first person I found. (Hic)

Jaune: You can hiccup?

Penny: It is a response to low fluid levels. (Hic!)

~~~~~

Jaune: So that's where I was.

Ruby: ...

Blake: Huh. That was nice of you.

Yang: Heh. First time in a girl and it wasn't even sexy.

Ruby: Not sexy?

Jaune:I mean she was naked but-

Ruby: Not sexy?!?!

Yang: Well-

Ruby: HOW DARE YOU TAKE HER FOR GRANTED!

Jaune: Rubes-

Ruby: DON'T YOU 'RUBES' ME YOU LUCKY, DENSE SON OF A SELLSWORD!

Weiss: Oh Ruby's Angry.

Ruby: SHE BARED HER MOST DELICATE, IMPORTANT PARTS TO YOU!

Nora: (Sell-sword?)

Ren: (Mercenary)

Ruby: Of course you of all people wouldn't get it! Why not me!

Jaune: What- Ruby I get you like weapons but-

Ruby: She HICCUPED, YOU MUD-FILLED M16-

~~~~~

Penny: Jaune was inside me today.

Pietro: *Chokes on his coffee*

Maria: *Cackling* HA! HAhahahahHA!

Pietro: *Ahem* Dear, Do your remember the conversation about Idioms, Turn-of-phrase, and similes?

Penny: Yes. Does Someone being "Inside" another carry inappropriate connotation?

Pietro: Yes, It has sexual implication to it.

Penny: *Blushing* Oh. That is intriguing information.

Maria: And yet she doesn't deny it's accuracy!

Pietro: Maria!

Penny: *Blushing Harder* Miss Calavera, Be Quiet!

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #rwby shitpost #nora valkyrie #lie ren #penny polendina #pietro polendina #maria calavera #arculus rift

[ryuto12]

Random RWBY Part Possibly 23:

Don't know the order of all these but anyway, headcanon and idea time

Maria, in her 70-90 years of life has not once paid her taxes.

Tai teaches a hand-to-hand class, Qrow used to teach a weapons construction class.

Salem has never once rolled out of bed, she has without fail for over a thousand years levitated from her mattress.

Weiss is always the last person to wake up, Ruby is the first but usually wakes Blake up by making some random noise while getting ready. Yang wakes up at any point during this.

Kali is like 2-7 years older than Ghira. I just don’t think they’re the same age and I think he’s younger.

Oscar was homeschooled.

Qrow, Ruby and Yang can’t stop making weed brownies while they were at the house in Mistral and Oscar keeps almost accidentally eating them.

He’s only stopped by Jaune, who after an unfortunate accident during their Beacon days ended up high during a history test and fucking passed it with flying colors.

Weiss spends like three weeks begging them to stop because the kitchen smells like marijuana (she refuses to call it anything else). After days of bargaining they finally come to the agreement to invest heavily in Remnant febreze and only smoke by windows or outdoors too. Despite that the smell will never leave unless Salem succeeds in ending the world.

#rwby #rwby headcanon #here again with redneck stoner Patch residents #maria calavera #taiyang xiao long #qrow branwen #rwby salem #weiss schnee #ruby rose #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #kali belladonna #ghira belladonna #oscar pine #jaune arc

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Pyrrha: Oh, What did you say? Well I'm sorry.

Pyrrha: Sorry For what I'm about to Fucking do to you!

Ruby: Shit!

Jaune: Merde!

Blake+Penny: Merda!

Maria: ¡Mierda!

Nora: Skítt!

Weiss: Scheisse!

Yang+Ren: Lā shǐ!

#Whoever pissed off Pyrrha is in for it now. #rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #rwby shitpost #blake belladonna #nora valkyrie #penny polendina #lie ren #maria calavera #pyrrha nikos