#source: deadpool

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bucky: In my world, it’s kill or be killed.

Y/N: So dark. Are you sure you’re not from the DC universe?

#source: deadpool #bucky barnes #bucky barnes incorrect quotes #winter soldier #bucky barnes x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Y/N: *after Tony catches her in the middle of setting up a prank* And besides, nobody’s getting hurt!

Peter: *falls off the ceiling*

Tony: …

Y/N: …

Y/N: That guy was already up there when I got here

#source: deadpool #avengers incorrect quotes #avengers x reader #avengers #mcu #mcu incorrect quotes #mcu x reader #tony stark x reader #tony stark x reader platonic #tony stark #peter parker x reader platonic #peter parker #peter parker x reader

[waterfire1848]

[ Zuko seeing Azula and Ty Lee holding hands. ]

Zuko: What in the world?

Azula: She’s my girlfriend you intolerant-

Zuko: Woah. Pump the hate breaks, Fox & Friends. I’m just surprised anyone would date you. Especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony.

#incorrect quotes #source: deadpool #zuko #azula #Ty Lee #tyzula

[0dde11eth]

Geralt: hey everyone, this is jaskier

Lambert: what the fuck knuckles is this?

Geralt: he's my boyfriend you intolerant shit

Lambert: whoa pump the hate breaks. I'm just surprised anyone would be willing to date you. Especially a fluffy peacock like him

#my nonsense #jaskier #geralt #geraskier #kaer morons #another day in kaer morhen #lambert #source: deadpool

[superiorsturgeon]

DeadPyr:

Adam: *tosses tied-up Jaune on the ground*

Jaune: Oof! What do you assholes want?!

Cinder: *crouches down in front of Jaune* Don’t worry, blondie, we’re not going to hurt you. You’re just bait for your girlfriend, Pyrrha!

Jaune: My girlfriend is dead!

Cinder: Yeah…see, that’s what I thought! But she just keeps coming back!

———————————————————————

Pyrrha: *at the laundromat, trying to scrub bloodstains from her suit*

Maria Calavera: *doing her laundry beside Pyrrha* Use lemon juice and baking soda to clean blood out of clothes.

Pyrrha: 😲

Maria: …idiot…

———————————————————————

Garbage Truck: *pulls up beside shady hideout building*

Pyrrha: *half climbs, half falls out the back*

Pyrrha: Thanks for the ride! Sorry for bleeding all over your garbage!

———————————————————————

Pyrrha: *tearing through a hideout of bandits*

Vernal/Shay D Man: *run to safe room and slam the door behind them*

Pyrrha: *trying to break into safe room* Come on! It’s my anniversary today and I’m running late! 😫

———————————————————————

Neo: *behind the bar* So you’re back from the dead, huh? Have you told your boyfriend?

Pyrrha: No…! I’m terrified of what he’ll say when he sees my face…😭

Neo: Oh, come on, how bad can it-

Pyrrha: *pulls back her hood, revealing her scars*

Neo: WHOA!! Your face looks like an avocado face-fucked a topographic map! 😨

Pyrrha: Thank you…😑

Neo: It must’ve been serious hate-fucking…there was something wrong in the relationship…😰

Pyrrha: Thank you…😓

Neo: I’m sorry, but you look…haunting…!

Pyrrha: *face on the table*…thank you…😭

———————————————————————

Pyrrha: *smashes phone down* AAAARGH!!!

Neo: Shit, they’ve got Jaune?!

Pyrrha: …I need guns!

Neo: Which guns?

Pyrrha: ALL OF THE GUNS!!! 🤬

———————————————————————

Pyrrha: Okay…I need your help…! They’ve got Jaune! 😓

Nora/Ren: 🤨

Ren: All right, but in return we’d like you to consider joining us!

Pyrrha: Okay…FINE…

Pyrrha: *muttering as she turns away* …it’s funny…all the other teams have four members, but I only ever see two of you…

Pyrrha: …it’s almost like the writer was too lazy to add more characters…

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Pyrrha: *standing on Cinder’s body*

Cinder: 😵

Pyrrha: …I’m just a girl…standing in front of a boy…

Pyrrha: …Oh my gods, what the hell am I going to say to him?!?!

Ren: *turning away* Well, you’d better think of something quick…!

Nora: 🤭

Pyrrha: What…? *turns around*

Jaune: 😡

Pyrrha: 😱

#rwby #adam taurus #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #nora valkyrie #lie ren #cinder fall #neopolitan #maria calavera #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc X Pyrrha Nikos #vernal #Shay d man #source: deadpool

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Joel: Everyone, relax. You’ve been chosen by a higher power.

Jimmy: Did he just call himself God?

Lizzie: I think he did.

False: I’d like to go home.

Joel: And I’d like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don’t come true!

#incorrect empires smp quotes #incorrect empires quotes #incorrect empires smp #incorrect empires #incorrect quotes #empires smp #empires smp season 2 #empires season 2 #empires s2 #smallishbeans #solidariy gaming #ldshadowlady #falsesymmetry #source: deadpool

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Peter: [talking about Stiles] Have you decided what you're gonna say to him?

Derek: [to self] Fuck me!

Peter: Uh, maybe not start with that.

#teen wolf #sterek #peter hale #ian bohen #derek hale #tyler hoechlin #mieczysław stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #source: deadpool

[fandomnerd9602]

Spideypool tries fighting Sims…

Spideypool throws a punch and hits a metal beam, breaking his hand…

Spideypool: that was just a warm up!!

Spideypool throws another punch, Sims grabs it and breaks his hand…

Spideypool: ah! I promise this gets worse for you, discount Terminator!!

He tries kicking, ends up with a broken leg…

Sims: what is wrong with you?

Spideypool hobbles on his last good leg…

Spideypool: ever hear the one about the one legged man and the ass kicking competition?

Julia: we can’t leave him there!

Web: he can handle himself. Trust me.

Web and the girls flee…

#source: Deadpool #marvel #marvel imagine #marvel fluff #mcu #mcu imagine #mcu fandom #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #madame web #madame web movie #ezekiel sims #spider woman #spideypool #Spideypool wuz here #across the spiderverse #spider society #beyond the spiderverse

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Callisto: I've got a list. We're gonna work down it. Together. Number one, I'm gonna bend something. Something that wasn't meant to be bent.

Joxer: I'm gonna stop you there because I'm not gonna make it to two. I won't even make it to one. I don't do well with pain, you know. If I stub my toe, I'm done for the day.

#incorrect xena quotes #incorrect quotes #xena warrior princess #xena: warrior princess #xena #callisto #joxer #joxer the mighty #source: deadpool

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Ekko: Do you have an off switch?

Ezreal: Yeah, it's right next to the prostate. Or is that the on switch?

#incorrect piltover quotes #incorrect quotes #league of legends ekko #league of legends ezreal #ekko #ezreal #league of legends #riot games #source: deadpool

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Jonathan: This fight is completely unnecessary!

Geoffrey: Blasphemy! All fights are necessary!

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Jonathan Reid #Geoffrey McCullum #Source: Deadpool

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Carol: Everyone, relax. You’ve been chosen by a higher power.

Y/N: Did she just call herself God?

Yelena: I think she did.

Kate: I’d like to go home.

Carol: And I’d like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don’t come true!!

#source: deadpool #carol danvers #carol danvers incorrect quotes #captain marvel #yelena belova #yelena belova incorrect quotes #black widow #kate bishop #kate bishop incorrect quotes #hawkeye #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[thingsoverheardatua]

Shigaraki: I've got a list. We're gonna work down it. Together. Number one, I'm gonna bend something. Something that wasn't meant to be bent.

Aoyama: I'm gonna stop you there because I'm not gonna make it to two. I won't even make it to one. I don't do well with pain, you know. If I stub my toe, I'm done for the day.

#Tomura Shigaraki #Yuga Aoyama #Tenko Shimura #Shigaraki Tomura #Aoyama Yuga #Shimura Tenko #Aoyama #Shigaraki #source: Deadpool

[echo-stimmingrose]

Clarisse: No one's getting hurt!

Conner *falls from the roof of the big house*

Silena:

Clarisse:

Unconscious Conner:

Silena:

Clarisse: He was already up there when I got here.

Travis: *falls from the roof of the big house*

Silena: *absolutely horrified*

Clarisse: So was he.

#Your honor shes innocent #Clarisse does no wrong #I have writers block so im stealing quotes and making them my own #source: deadpool #connor stoll #travis stoll #clarisse la rue #silena beauregard #incorrect percy jackson #incorrect pjo quotes #camp half blood crew #camp half blood #ruegard #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood #pjo hoo toa

[waterfire1848]

Toph Beifong: Want to do some cocaine?

Sokka: Hey! Cocaine is the one thing Bryke said was off limits!

Toph: What about Omashu Marching Powder?

Sokka: They know all the slang terms! They have a list!

Toph: Even Penguinsledding?

Sokka: Even Dragon Dust.

Toph: Face Stealer?

Sokka: Bumi Bump.

Toph: Do you want to build a snowman?

Sokka: Yes!!! But I can't!

Hi, Deadpool anon! You’re back!!

🤣🤣🤣

#incorrect quotes #source: deadpool #sokka #toph beifong

[resident-wof-expert]

Glory, in disguise as an IceWing: What's your name?

Deathbringer: Deathbringer.

Glory: Deathbri-?

Glory: What the shit?!

#immediately how I felt about him once he revealed his name #it just confirmed for me even more how edgy the NightWings were trying to be #source: Deadpool #wof #wof incorrect quotes #wings of fire #wings of fire incorrect quotes #wof deathbringer #wof glory #incorrect quotes