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#she said bitch that’s MY dog. tf?
cruulsummer · 1 month
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NO
But In Every dog has his day when Beast Boy is kidnapped by that rock alien guy (Soto?) he looks so resigned as they’re taking off to space. He’s like yup everything else in my life has gone wrong, it was nice while it lasted ughhh
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z-mizcellaneous-z · 2 years
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"If you don't come to lab today I will shoot your dog." ~ me
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icanseethefuture333 · 11 months
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PAC: What are your siren powers & qualities? 🧜🏽‍♀️🐚🌊
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In these piles there is adult themes so just be wary of some of the content 🤍 Please leave a tip if you can! 😇 $$$
Pile 1:
Shufflemancy -
Lullaby by GWSN
New You by Zolita
How U Want It by Rochelle Jordan
Six of Swords "Knowledge", The Devil, & Nine of Cups "Joy"
What's interesting Pile 1, is that a song by Zolita came on, and she actually practices witchcraft. So you could be into the occult and practice magick or that is the vibes that you give off. You could visit people in their dreams or you have the power to have influence on people's dream, which is insane! You could have Pisce and air placements (Gemini, Libra, & Aquarius). You have a strong hold of people's subconscious and linger in people's minds. I'm getting like restless nights, tired energy, and I feel people stay up because they have racing thoughts about you. You could have a very soft and gentle appearance as well. You give off an air of mystery and it's like "wow I didn't know this girl could have so much power me???". You could have ex partners who wish they could have you back as well. Your eyes are very magnetizing. I feel that you should get into doing glamour magick, mirror magick, and chants or written spells. I feel that you get downloads from the universe, so you have a divine higher power. Also you could speak your desires out into the world and they manifest instantly. I'm getting like a lot of Mercury and Neptune energy. Very imaginative, alluring, and perceptive. (Clarified by Twof Cups "Love") You could also use psychology for seduction (I'm thinking of Robert Greene's books like "48 Laws of Powers" or "The Art of Seduction", so maybe you have read those or should lol). People just can't help but fall for you.
Pile 2:
Shufflemancy -
Mrs. Variety by Leon Thomas, Ft. Tayla Parx
Goodies by Ciara, Ft. Petey Pablo
She Bad by Cardi B, Ft. YG
Strength, Two of Wands "exploration", & Three of Wands "domination"
Okay so this pile is definitely my fire sign (heavy on Aries but also Leo & Sagittarius) pile or my Virgos (Tayla Parx said in the song "Have you ever fucked wit a virgo?"). You guys have a bad bitch mentality and refuse to settle for anything less. Cardi says in the song "I'm a boss in a skirt, I'm a dog, I'm a flirt". So I feel that you like to be a tease when you flirt with people and then leave them looking stupid. You just like to have fun and you know you're not obligated to do anything you don't want to. This could put people in their feelings because it's like "we were just flirting and then they don't even wanna go out with me?". Which honestly, period - you owe nothing to nobody. I'm getting like this coquette energy, where you like to be in male spaces, and you're better at it than them. Whether that's sports, politics, debates, etc. You have a strong dark feminine, masculine energy and it's incredible. I heard "spicy 🔥🌶" so you could even be a hot head and people find that so sexy 😂. You also like to wear red and black. You mainly like to dress in sports wear or a t-shirt and jeans but when you go out you show tf out. "Mrs. Variety" you know how to glam up for the occasion and it puts people in a trance. Some people could even think like "wow I didn't know they had a body like that" or "damn they look fine as hell when they get all fancy". So maybe when you go out to parties, dinners, or dates you could put on a nice suit or dress with heels. (Clarified by Seven of Wands "bravery") You guys are very brave and courageous. That intimidates people but you have a very high standards and you value yourself so keep working towards your goals!
Pile 3:
Shufflemancy -
Who Hurt You? by Daniel Caesar
Haunting by Halsey
Long Nights by 6lack
The Hermit, The Empress, & The Moon
Oh myyyyy 🤭😏 so this could be only for some of the people in this pile but y'all could be ladies/people of the night 😂? I'm getting that you could be an... "accountant" (sw) and if you're not, you would be so successful at it (if you're a minor then this message ain't for y'all, so dont be thinking about being like Kat from Euphoria 💀). For some reason you come off as very sad though or you look like you're sad to some people. You could have dark circles or your eyes tend to look watery/puffy. Some of you could deal with depression as well (I'm sorry baby I know that can be hard to deal with ❤️‍🩹). You could be unhappy with the current position you are in your life and are wishing for change. You could be working at a "dead end job" and you could be saving money, hoping that you can eventually quit one day. You have people who wish they could "save" you from what you're going through in life. I feel like your power could honestly playing into this "damsel in distress" role to get what you want. This pile reminds of Meg fron Hercules when she said "I'm a damsel *grunts*, I'm in distress, I can handle it, have a nice day~". Like even if you're fine and nothing is wrong, they feel they could give you better than what you currently have or got going on. People just have such a strong desire to help you. You are also very beautiful and you could be an introvert perhaps? There could be Cancer, Libra, & earth sign (Heavy Taurus & Capricorn but also Virgo) placements in your birth chart. You like to be alone or do activities that don't require being in social settings. For example, if other people wanted to go to the club, you would rather be at home, work, library, museum, cafe, etc. You don't like to do anything that requires you to force yourself to get out of bed and interact with bed you probably never gonna see again (valid btw 💀). You prefer to be around close friends, family, coworkers, etc. As I was saying earlier though, you have a lot of secret admirers, pile 3 👀. You could look really pretty in the moonlight as well or people want you sexually at night time 😳. You probably the type of person who gets a lot of booty calls or texts and you're like "why me???". It's just you have a connection to the darker side of people and yourself. You provide this healing energy to people and you exude such divine feminine energy, that's very rare to experience in this lifetime. You could be nurturing to your loved ones as well and for people who aren't close to you, they wish they could receive that love as well. You could be creative too and like to either dance, paint, read, write, etc. (Clarified by Ace of Earth (Pentacles).) Now did I not just mention "accountants"?! Lmao 😭 For the people who are working and are in need of some money. You're gonna get a promotion or a new job soon. You have a very seductive body language and aura, I feel like you could use that for some cash ifykwm 👀👀👀 I'm not saying flirt in the workplace but ya know, don't be afraid to wear your hair a certain way, sway your hips, bite your lip, etc 😌 your clientele would much appreciate the "fanservice" 💅🏽
Pile 4:
Shufflemancy -
No Scrubs by TLC
Enough For Love by Kelela
Balenciaga by Princess Nokia (This song came out in 2019 💀)
Three of Cups "abundance", Four of Cups "Comfort", & Seven of Swords "Deception"
This is very interesting and unique. So pile 4, I feel like you don't care for trends but you know how dress down. The song keeps talking about "drip" so you're styling, you naturally have this swag that nobody else. Whether it's your clothes, the way your carry yourself, or your aura - you're just cool as fuck. You know how to budget and you understand that you don't gotta spend a lot of money to look fabulous but when you do, everything just fits you just right. People could think you're (or you are) very wealthy because of this. I'm reminded of that video Cardi B posted when she said some of her pieces were like a hundreds of dollars and ome thing would be like 20-30$ ("Learn how to budget hoe!" Lol). People could even feel like shocked or duped by that too like "oh you're not a millionaire but have this" or "that outfit is that cheap? It looks so good". A lot of people have this misconcept that being rich means you know how to dress and trust me... I've seen a lot of celebrities wear terrible outfits. When it comes to fashion, you are a expert honey. I'm thinking of that song by Migos: "My bitch is bad and boujee". In your dating life, you refuse to date people who don't have a plan, or don't wish to take care of you financially. For example, if you're on a date, and you pay for one date, you'd be okay, but if the other person continously just mooches of you, you'd cut them off with the quickness. So you only date people who are "high value" and can add substance to your life. (Clarified by Six of Swords "Success") You are private when it comes your money, goals, and achievements. I feel that you are like a "humble bragger". You like to work in silence snd let the results show for yourself. If not, you should start learning how to do that. It can protect you from the evil eye 🧿!
Pile 5:
Shufflemancy -
Honey by Riri
Slow Down by Normani & Calvin Harris
You Got Me by The Roots, Ft. Erykah Badu
Seven of Cups "illusion", The Lovers, & Ace of Air (swords)
This pile's energy is reminding me of Sade. I'm getting a very classy, refined, and sensual vibe to you pile 5. Sade could be one of your favorite artists as well or you like to listen to smooth jazz, r&b, soft rock, or any song that's typically more mellow. You could be old fashioned as well and desire a more traditional relationship. You either are in a relationship right now or you dream of finding that special someone and being with them for the rest of your life. I'm hearing the lyrics "will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful" by Lana Del Rey and some of the people that chose this pile could be older in age or they are more mature than others their age. You have a deep soul and it entraps people, an enigma. You could like to take it slow when it comes to love and that makes the people you date drawn to you even more. I'm being reminded of Mariah Carey when she says in her song: "I can't be elusive with you, honey". You are able to communicate clearly to others what your needs are and if they aren't being met, you have no issue with leaving because you know that you deserve better - Whether at work or in your relationships. In your past, you could have experienced a lot of disappointments due to your expectations not being met. I'm also seeing that people have fantasies about being in a relationship with you and see you as a good potential for marriage. (Clarified by The High Priestess) You attract others to you when focusing on your spiritual path. I feel that you are most abundant when you are connected to your higher self and follow what makes you happy. People feel drawn to you when you are the best version of yourself.
Pile 6:
Shufflemancy -
Dreamcatcher by Metro Boomin Ft. Swae Lee
Te Amo by Rihanna
Somewhere I Belong by Linkin Park
The Chariot, Ace of Water, & Death
I feel that this is my queer pile. Some of you might be sapphic/attracted to those of the same sex or you attract others from the same sex. You could be flirtatious when you have the courage (maybe even liquid courage?). You could be very persuasive and charming, it's a turn on for people 😂. If you're not lgbtq+, then I feel like you give very "sus" compliments to others. For example, you ever see girls in another girls' comment sections? You would think that they're gay by the shit they be saying 😭. I feel like you make friends or attract lovers easily because you have such a likeable personality. You're funny, friendly, and supportive so you make people feel good inside. Although, I feel that you guys have trouble with your relationships. When you like someone you get all these butterflies and stutters when you are around someone you really like. So even though you like them you're afraid to tell them how you feel. To make sure that person doesn't know you just act nonchalant and pretend that you're online looking to have fun and nothing serious. "I'm here for a good time not a long time" basically. I'm reminded of Danny from Grease, he was totally smitten for Sandy but he didn't want to let go of his tough guy image for her. Where instead of you having a tough guy image, you use your sense of humor for protection out of your own of fear of rejection or heartbreak. I feel that growing up your interests, sexuality, or personality was different from the rest so it could have made you feel lonely or isolated as well. You wanted to find a place where you belong and so you had to find your own group of people that you can connect with and feel close to. (Clarified by The Sun) I'm seeing partying, dancing, one night stands, make outs, the "Suck and Blow" game, etc. You guys are just wild, pile 6 😂! You change people's lives forever after interacting with you. I'm getting like "drunk girl in the bathroom that's my bestie for the night". You become a "core memory" to people because of your uplifting personality and silly jokes. If people feel down in their lives or really depressed. People suddenly remember the things that you did for them and it cheers them up. You are a beam of light for others in their darkest hours!
Pile 7:
Shufflemancy -
LEFT RIGHT by XG
From Time by Drake
N.E.R.D - Kites
Daughter of Fire, Nine of Cups "Joy", & Two of Cups "Love"
Pile 7, I feel the way you dress has pieces of your culture involved. Your style could be very bohemian as well. I'm seeing tribal tattoos, beads, neck pieces, sarongs, and feathers. You could be very passionate when it comes to what you believe in. You also seem to be proud of your heritage. For some people in this pile, you could be artists. You could be dancers, actors, in theater, do pottery, work with clay, or paint. I see that you are very talented with your hands. Maybe some of you even make jewelry or know how to sew clothes. Your skin could glow in the sun or it's just naturally radiant and beautiful. You could also be kind of cheeky and vivacious 🤭. People find thatt so adorable and endearing. You could like to make people blush or find people's reactions funny when you mess with them. I'm reminded of Joy from Red Velvet. She has this like "I'm hot and I know it" mindset or is well known for being "cutie-sexy" and it's refreshing. You could also be a really good kisser 😚 or you have these plump lips that people wish they could get a kiss from 💋 I'm also seeing licking or biting so you could do this with your lips or to others 🥵 This pile reminds me of the love interests in the movies and it seems that everyone just really likes you, pile 7. You're the Mary Jane to people's Peter Parker/Spiderman. (Clarified by Three of Cups "Abundance") What did I just say?! You have so many people who want to offer you a love proposal or ask you out on a date. I feel that you guys are aware of manifestation and have a positive self concept. You could practice law of the assumption and just affirm/assume that you're highly favored and desired. If you need a confirmation that what you're doing is working - It is, stand in your power ✨️
Pile 8:
Shufflemancy -
Niki - Spell
Stray Kids - Deep End by Felix
Shilpa - Selfish
The Fool, Mother of Air, & Three of Pentacles ("Work")
I feel that in your relationships you have been selfless and devoted. You express your love with acts of service and quality time. Expressions of emotional intimacy could make you uncomfortably possibly (reflect as to why!). You are logical and intelligent. You may enjoy reading and writing. (Clarified by Daughter of Air) Growing up your parents could have been strict and were very traditional. You could have done well academically in classes (the girl in this card has a sword, you could be "cut throat" with your words, some of you could been in debate club?). Your voice commands just attention. I feel as you got older and gained more of your independence. You began to rebel from your parents rules and expectations, discovering who you truly are without other people's influence. NSFW warning but I believe people would love to be degraded by you 👁👁? Some of you could be dominant sexually or be a dominatrix. While also balancing it with this maternal energy? ("Mommy? Sorry- Mommy? Sorry-"). Or your style has elements of fetishwear (harnesses, leather, boots, etc). I feel that people who are involved with you romantically/sexually just become like your litte worker bees while you're the queen. I can also see that you're noncommittal as of right now or just exploring your options. This upsets people greatly because you have a great amount of secret admirers who would love to be your partner. You could get late night calls or text messages from exes and you're just like so over it (which is understandable 😂). Your cold and dismissive attitude just draws people toward you. I'm reminded of Jennie from Blackpink or Heather from Total Drama. They both have dark hair, cat like facial features, and their expressions are just effortlessly cool and confident (you could possibly have these features also). You fit into that "pretty mean girl" trope.
Pile 9:
Shufflemancy -
Qveen Herby - BDE
Retronaut - Talk
Lauren Jauregui - Em(oceans)
Eight of Cups ("Despair"), Strength, & The Emperor
I feel the people in this pile has luscious hair and something about it could be shiny or radiant (some of you have wavy hair or the texture is soft or silky). Your features could look ethereal or possibly be androgynous. You have a balance of feminine and masculine energy. Your nose, cheekbones, and jawline structure could be prominent and defined. I feel that the people in this pile are like a Phoenix, they have suffered in silence, and had to rise from the ashes. You don't let people see you suffer and so you let yourself heal in silence. When people hear your story and learn about what you've been through, they gain so much admiration for you. They'd never suspect to such things happen and therefore it's like they gain respect, while others think you had it easy. People wonder how you got all this success but what they don't understand is that you had to literally come from the mud in order to become this pearl that washed onto shore. You did your part and fought for your power, which I commend you so much for pile 9. You are like this beautiful warrior, you carry so much strength and bravery inside of you. What's also attractive about you is how you set boundaries and change the topic when someone becomes too invasive with your questions. You are stoic and a mountain that can't be moved with just meer charm, if a lover wanted to impress you, they would have to do more than that. (Clarified by Ace of Swords) I feel that the people in this pile could be sapiosexuals. Someone who is passionate about their talents, work, loved ones, etc, is just so sexy to you. Your ideal match would be someone who could let you take the lead in the relationship (pick the restaurants, what location to travel to, etc) but in the bedroom then its their turn 👀.
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gojocumdumpster · 9 months
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”My name is Baki…Baki Hanma” 2
Type of story: Sfw
Afab reader (Sorry guys if there's not a lot gender neutral yall know im slow as hell)
I'm not using those pink letters int this story for y/n.
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You had arrived home going to your bedroom, "I think I'll take a shower tomorrow." You said laying down on your bed. All you could think of was Baki..Baki Hanma. Maybe those girls who sat next to you were right. 2 weeks past and the next tournament was today.
Baki's POV: She said she was going to be here, should I ask for her number? Would if she says no..? Would if she thinks I'm a monster, would if she has a boyfriend.. Baki said to himself walking around circles in his graffitied house.
You woke up, today was the tournament and today you were going to see Baki. You paided for your tickets through the app and got the same spot you sat last time, you decided to wear a black dress to show off those curves. Hol on y/n do a 360 lemme see that ass move This was your dress: here with your choice of shoes. cause yall gon bash me for picking crocs You did your morning routine and had time to make breakfast so you made oatmeal and left.
You made it to the tournament building and waited in the lane for people who paided online, you parked your car and made your way towards the lobby, men were staring at you up and down the girls were giving you nasty looks but you didn't care because you were the bad bitch only in there. Except Jackiesha was the OG you can't out do the OG..anyways..
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You made your to the food court and got you a hot dog and a drink, you walked to the arena as you took your seat, Round 1 was a tie because they both got knocked out at the same time. People were saying it wasn't fair and some were, you had to get on someone's case because they were doing to damn much. After that they were quiet the whole time, last round you saw that same Reddish-brownish haired boy. You stood up chanting his name as you waved at him to get his attention, he some how heard you through all those loud manly deep voices when you had a soft voice. Look at you. Now your doing to much y/n sit tf down.. He looked up at you and shook his head smiling.
You sat down waiting for the next fighter to come out. You ate your food as your were excited to see baki win. 6 minutes in the round baki was about to lose until he did a special move his father taught him that had everyone in shock. Everyone was silent as he got up and walked away until he heard *Clap Clap..* No it isnt what you think... You stood up clapping for Baki soon people were clapping with you. He looked at you with a big smile as he gave you a thumbs up.
It was time to leave and you were "lost" again as you walked to the back. You saw fighters looking at you like last time biting there lips at you. You didn't know which room Baki was so kept walking until you saw a room with there door creaked halfway. It looked like Baki was there! *Knock Knock* "Room service is here!" You said knocking on the door. "Y/n is that you.?!" he said chuckling and opening the door more. He let you come in his room as it had a shower and a couch with a TV. He closed the door and turned towards you. "W-wow you look better up close" He said nervously.."Thank's Baki!" You say as you give him a 360.
"Is it okay if I hug you?" He said fiddling with his hands. "Sure!" You said reaching your hands out. You guys hugged each other his hand's slowly trailing from your back to your waist and resting on your hips as he rubs your hips gripping the thickness of it, slowly going down to your plump round butt both hands touching it. You were blushing in his neck the whole time with your hands around his neck, he gripped your ass as they fit perfectly in his hands. I'm sorry y/n I think I lost myself for a second as he lets go. "It's okay Baki" you say laughing at his flustered face. You guys took a seat on the couch he wanted to tell you something. You could tell, "What is it Baki? Tell me.' You say with your hand on his thigh looking at him with pleading eyes. He looked at you in shock as if you almost read his mind. "Can I get your number..? It's fine if you don't-" You cut him off "Of course Baki!" as you put your number in his phone fast as light. He smiled at you shaking his head. You guys hung out for hours on the couch. It was time to go and he had walked you out to the entrance. You said your goodbyes and quickly kissed him on his cheek and ran off to your car. He touched the part where you kissed him and looked at your car in shock as you drove off.
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wonik1ss · 11 months
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baby project — ja.k
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pairing : jake x f!reader
song rec : keeping tabs - niki + boyfriend material - gareth.t
a/n : second longest fanfic you will EVER get from me
“ FUCK U JAKE SIM!! “. You yelled hair covered in ketch up as Jake from the very back of your English class laughed maniacally at you. As your teacher had your bff Yunjin bring you to the bathroom to freshen up.
“ I can’t believe him! “. You yelled as you had your head under the schools faucet as Yunjin washed your hair out with some soap she for whatever reason had in her locker.
“ I really don’t understand why he is always pranking you! I have been with you since pre-k and I don’t have a single reason why he would be doing this! “. You nodded as you grabbed a bunch of paper towels and dried your hair. 
“ Think he was just born to annoy me at this point “. You said as Yunjin giggled.
“ I am so glad I have this class with you Jinnie If I didn’t I think I would die “. You pretended to faint as the girl giggled and grabbbed your hand.
“ I know I know now let’s get back to class before Mr. Young sends Jake to get us “. You gaged as the girl loudly laughed as you walked back to class.
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“ What did I do to you? “. You whispered while looking up as Jake laughed.
“ Are you talking to your demons now? “
“ Ya guess you would know because you are one “. Jake rolled his eyes as Yunjin walked over to your desk.
“ Think.. Think of this of a bonding moment! “. You took both of her shoulders in your hands as you began to talk.
“ If I don’t make it out of this project alive make sure Yuna never touches my plushie collection “. Yunjin rolled her eyes and walked over to her partner, as you sighed.
Your teacher decided to place you and Jake as partners for this “ Baby Project “ your school decided to introduce this year. 3 weeks taking care of a baby with a male of female partner of your teachers choice.
“ Ok what do you want to name it? “. Jake asked as you raised your eyebrows.
“ It stupid it’s a boy! “. You hit Jakes head as his eyes went wide.
“ How did you know that? “
“ It fucking has a penis! “. You practically screamed as you pointed straight at your baby. Jake stared at his table as you rolled your eyes.
This was going to be a long 3 weeks…
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“ TAKE THE DAMN BABY JAKE! “. You had spent all night with the baby crying and needing to be changed and coddled you were tired of it. Plus it was Jakes turn to take the baby but for some odd reason he just wouldn’t.
“ I.. I just can’t “. You rolled your eyes. Tf does he have to do on a Saturday night?
“ Why? “
“ I have soccer practice.. and the guys will make fun of me.. “
“ Do I look like I give a fuck just.. stuff it in your locker and I’ll text you when it needs something.. you have my number and the baby app on your phone right? “. Jake nodded as you handed him the baby and started to walk home before he grabbed your arm.
“ Don’t try to stalk me at practice now no visitors allowed “. Jack winked as your checks grew pink.
2 weeks left.. Just 2 weeks left..
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You laughed at your friend Ning Nings joke as you got of the lunch line and walked to your groups table. Your group consisted of 3 girls which included you, Yunjin and ningning and Sunoo who just kinda popped into your group.
“ I swear that bitch Sooha wants to tustle with me and I swear if she tells me to back of Heeseung again I will fight her “. You laughed as Ning Ning went on and on about the one crazy girl in your class as you felt a shadow cast over you.
“ I’ll take the baby now.. If you want “. You looked up and titled your head.
“ But I have her till 3 period tomorrow? “
“ I know you have dance practice and Layla gets mosey around then.. so I’ll take her now “. You nodded and were about to pass the baby to the awkwardly boy until you remembered something.
“ You named him.. Layla? “
“ Ya after my dog “. You giggled.
“ You know his a boy right? “
“ Ya.. we can just call him Lay for short! “. You smiled and passed the baby over as Jake went to his table, and you swore you saw a pink tint on his ears.
“ Ooooh “. Sunoo cooed as you turned to him confused.
“ What? “
“ He likes you.. “. Yunjin said as her eyebrows went up and down.
“ What! no way! “. Your friends nodded as you stared at your plate of food in confusion.
Why did you whole friend group think you liked Jake.. and why was your stomach feeling so weird today?
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“ Your seriously going to teach or baby to play soccer? “. You laughed as Jake pulled Lay from his back. The before almost naked baby now in a little Jersey and shorts. You burst out laughing as Jake pulled out a little soccer ball from his pocket too.
“ Ofcourse! We got to have something in common “. You smiled and followed the boy as he set the tiny ball down, you were on one side of it and Jake was on his knees behind the baby getting to ready to act like it was playing.
Then on the count of three you tried to kick the little ball into the goal but somehow everytime Jake won.
“ That’s unfair he has a soccer dad how am I supposed to beat that! “. You said as you tried your best to get the ball into the goal but once again Jake blocked you. But this time you tripped and fell on him.
You opened your eyes to see Jake’s worrying eyes looking all over you.
“ You ok Y/n? “. Jake hadn’t called you by your actual name for the bast 3 years you have known him…
“ Uh.. Ya ya “. You said as you slowly got of the worried boy,
“ Is.. Is the baby ok? “. You said looking around the grass for your little baby Lay.
“ Ya moved him out the way before you fell “. You laughed as Jake looked at you confused till he looked at the baby. It’s head had a dent.
“ That looks like 3 deducted points to me! “. Jake said acting like your teacher by even going the extra mile you wave on of his fingers around like he did.
Shit.. did Jake always look this cute?
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“ That looks like 3 deducted pint to me! “. Your teacher said as you giggled.
“ Something funny Ms. Y/l “. You shock your head as Jake smiled at you as you were dismissed to your seats.
“ Got his reaction down to a tea “. You giggled as your teacher started talking about what you should have learned from the experience.
“ Y/n.. I have a question.. that you can totally ask me not to ask if yo- “
“ Just tell me Jake! “. You said as the boy rubbed the back of his neck.
“ You sure? “
“ Yes “
“ Like absolutely sure? “
“ Yes Jake “
“ Lik- “
“ Just tell me Jake! “
“ Would you want to go out with me this Friday? “. Your eyes went wide as Jake bit his lip while you stared at you.
“ Sure “
“ That didn’t sound like you want to.. “
“ Ok.. yes Jake I would love to go out with you om Staurday your so hot and nice why would I say no! “. You exaggerated as the boy blushed and laughed.
“ Something funny Mr. Sim? “. Your teacher asked as him and the rest of the class turned to the two of you.
“ No Mr. Young I just bagged myself a real life so I’m feeling pretty good right now! “. The whole class erupted into giggles and laughter as your cheeks flushed red and Jake sent a wink your way.
Boy were you happy for this Baby Project now..
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crybabylulu · 9 months
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Pt 18 this is correct and no I will not take criticism
Lucy: *trying to sneak out her room*
Jason: *walks into her room and catches her* where the fuck are you going?
Lucy: *hanging halfway out the window* there’s a block party in the Narrows
Jason: I’ll drive go get Steph and Duke
Lucy: yay *climbs back into her room then runs to Steph room*
Steph: *in her pjs watch the real housewives of Gotham*
Lucy: *bust in then closes the door behind her*
Steph: you could knock
Lucy: hush! *jumps in her bed* there’s a block party in the Narrows tonight Jason said he’ll drive
Steph: let me get dressed *hops out her bed to find an outfit*
Lucy: *runs into duke’s room but he’s not there* the fuck? *runs into the kitchen to see him with Bruce*
Bruce: no running in the house
Lucy: my bad hey Duke can i borrow you for just a second?
Duke: what for?
Lucy: I need your height to grab a book from the library *lying asf but still so smooth with it*
Duke: come on
Lucy: *drags him upstairs and to the empty library*
Duke: ok which boo-
Lucy: there’s a block party in the Narrows jason said he’ll drive us
Duke: *sighs* my Narrow party days are over
Lucy:….don’t play with me be in the car by eleven
Flatline: party?
Lucy: where tf did you come from? Also how’s bonding with Mr. Chuckles going?
Flatline; oh I snuck in through the window and bonding with him is going great I think he likes me
Lucy: oh that’s lovely anyways yeah party in the Narrows be in the car by eleven
Flatline: im gonna have to drag Damian with me
Lucy: that’s fine
*bonus*
*they made it to the Narrows and the everyone is dancing and or sitting on cars and hanging out*
Lucy & Steph: *eating burgers and dancing*
Jason: *impressing the ladies with his dance moves*
Duke: *found some old friends to talk to*
Damian and Flatline: *sitting on someone’s car just talking*
Anarchy: BABY SIS IS THAT YOU?!
Lucy: big brother! *runs over to anarchy and gives him a big hug*
*extra bonus*
Vicky Vale: *in a helicopter over the Narrows* it seems that everyone in the Narrows is getting along peacefully tonight
*below on the ground*
Jason: *trying to stop a fight* can we all just chill out and enjoy the party
Lucy: no but seriously I didn’t even get a hot dog yet!
Steph: THERES HOT DOGS?
Duke: let’s all calm down and just go back to partying
Damian: *ready to pull out his blade*
Flatline: don’t even think about it dami
*the block party gets shot up and the kids run back to the car*
Lucy: WE CANT HAVE SHIT IN THE NARROWS!
*extra extra bonus*
Bruce: why were you all in the Narrows?
Jason: who told you that?
Lucy: there is no proof
Steph: Bruce I think you’re getting old so you’re just saying and seeing things
Bruce: YOU WERE ALL ON THE NEWS! *turns on the tv to show Vicky reporting about the Wayne kids in the Narrows*
Lucy: that raggedy bitch
Steph: why did you date her again? She’s really nosy
Bruce: also why are you two in my house? *points at Anarchy and Flatline*
Flatline: I’m just waiting for mom (Rose) to come and get me
Anarchy: I’m just here for Lucy
Lucy: *smiles real big at her big brother*
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halfmoth-halfman · 9 months
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So I just read the new chapter, beautful work with the afterlife of Canary and seeing her father Adler again. The flames, the rage, Canary finally being SICK of it---- I am ready for the rage. I also appreicated the way her father just said "you're fault, I may have been shit and like hiring the docotor whose wife I killed wasn't the best idea, but the shit you got yourself is all you" talk bc Canary did try, but now she has that "bitch better have my money", "Jawn" Wick, Alabama riverboat brawl, 'cuz I'll air this bitch out', 'fuck it, I'll do it myself', energy that I just love to see on women *chefs kiss*. And then the face shift from Adler to Makarov really did it for me, and miss girl still held her owwwnnnnnn. She not playin' with y'all no more Graves, Kira, Makarov, 141 + Price inlcuded and even Kate (idk what she'd do, but if Canary got beef, then we all got beef).
And then her choice to go back to the land of the living bc she ain't no punk ass bitch???? Water my crops and made me want to get on my Zoom since I ain't been in session since I graduated and told myself to only take a 2 week break max then get on these job applications. Waking up and already being sarcastic and witty with Rudy is such a change to what I would've imagined her waking up like (being more frazzled, and scared, etc.). And then having everyone in the room tired as hell, weeks taken off her life and whatnot--- THEN TO BE TOLD PRICE GOT ARRESTED BC HE MURDERED HER!!!! Kate better swoop in and do her job, Shepherd better do some white people and police offer shit to get Price out so Canary can dog him for what he put her through. Then I wanna see Canary with the nine from Jamal, I need her hands Rated E for Everyone as a testmant to her last name and who tf she is and always been.
Also, your story is the first story I ever been waiting on for the chapter drop like when people wait on Rihanna for an album. I was pacing, then was like 'why tf is she in PST????' with my EST ass. And I even watched the new Zoey 102 movie to pass time then have a friend on FT bc I was STRESSED. I read through that too fucking fast, and you legit give me the energy to write, I just don't know what to write or feel that spark really. I legit sat here refreshing this forsaken app like it was Twitter lmfaooooo
Lots of love
aaaaaaaa thank you so much!!! 💜
i'm also ready for canary's rage, and her deciding to really embody the adler name and get her money and estate back like the queen she is. adler and canary have a very complicated relationship, and a lot of it stems from her mother's death. i think adler knows that his wife's death falls like 98% on his shoulders, but has shifted blame to canary because it's easier for him to be mad at someone else even if it's his own daughter. he's always been a little harsher on her than he was with graves, but convinced himself that it was for her own benefit and to make her stronger in the world that he was raising her to be a part of and take over.
so, of course, when everything goes down with graves and canary waltzes into purgatory/limbo while graves has control over everything, adler is pissed, regardless of the circumstances leading to that outcome. to me, he has a very black and white view of canary's situation and thinks that if she wanted to, she could've found a way out or to get rid of graves when it's not that simple. for canary, it feels like just another thing he's blaming her for, and she's realizing that almost every man in her life - graves, makarov, adler, shepherd, even price - are all the same; they all see her as a tool to be used, a bargaining chip, and she's not having it anymore. canary really is out for blood now, but whether or not the 141 is going to be included in that is undecided.
i don't think there was any other choice for her than to go back. like wanting to continue the story aside, adler was right when he figured she wouldn't be able to live with herself letting graves win, and canary knew that. sure, if she'd stayed she would get to see her mother and not have to worry about makarov or price or anyone else, but letting graves get away with no consequences after everything he's done to her? absolutely not.
i think she is a bit frazzled, but also more resolute after talking with her father. she knows what needs to be done, she knows she's going to need the 141 to do it, but she also knows she doesn't have to be happy and nice about it either. cordial, yes, but she's not going to forget what they accused her of anytime soon.
who knows what shepherd is going to do with price, but i can absolutely tell you canary's hands are rated e for everyone 24/7 365. she is out for blood, and she doesn't intend on taking any prisoners.
"refreshing this forsaken app like it was Twitter" LMAOOOOO i'm so glad that you're enjoying this fic that much omg, i love reading through everyone's thoughts about where the story's going to go. honestly, you guys give me a lot of inspiration to write these chapters, esp after the 12k one because ngl that chapter was kinda draining for me to write, but y'all made it worth it! 💜
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So, for a couple of years now, I've been reading the old X-Men comics of the 70s & 80s, and a few recent issues from '87 have given me a great idea for an AU.
Ready?
Dazzler!Izuku 😀
So, Izuku is born with a quirk that allows him to transform sound into photonic energy. Anything from generating benign blobs of light that move, pulsate, and change color in relation to whatever music he's listening to (tho, this can be weaponized too; during the sludge villain attack, Izuku overwhelms the villain's eyes with a fantastic light show that leaves him catatonic), to concentrating a single, loud noise into a laser beam that deals concussive damage.
Izuku would, of course, gravitate towards Present Mic as a mentor. And he would team up well with Jirou.
So, what do you think?
I AM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG TO REPLY TO, SCHOOL AND MY MENTAL HEALTH FUCKED ME OVER. I have had half of this in my queue for about 3 months, ya bitch was just burnt tf out 💀
But dude, I absolutely fucking love this 😭😭
Heads up, my knowledge of physics is limited so I’m not going to be talking much about the actual details of his quirk until after I learn more about it, but I hope you enjoy!!!
Izuku who makes physics jokes.
He has shirts with physics puns on them. A shirt that says, “the photon checked into the hotel and was asked if it had any bags, it said, “no thanks, I’m traveling light!”
Reminds me of the time I was dual enrolling and in my psychology class, I said, “I once asked the librarian if she had a book on Pavlov’s dog and Schrödinger’s cat. She said it rung a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not!”
I thought I was so funny, but everyone else hated me.
Izuku is that kid. He does that shit
Inko loves it, she thinks her son is hilarious. Mic loves it. The little lister is so smart! Nezu has a goddamn field day. Aizawa is so tired, but secretly likes the jokes. He face palms every time and acts like it’s the end of the world, but he does like them. Midnight thinks it’s great, she asks izuku for more jokes/puns all the time. Mainly to annoy Aizawa. But still. BRUH, MISS JOKE. SHE LOVES THIS LITTLE SHIT. I honestly feel like all might wouldn’t understand most of them, but he’d love them anyway.
Izuku: I was studying frequencies, but now my brain Hertz.
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He accidentally freaks people out the first few weeks in the dorm because they’re not used to it/expecting it.
The number of times mina asks for mood lighting
I really want to drive home that he makes an unholy amount of puns
He doesn’t even try to, it just happens so naturally. Shouto has theorized that it’s a secondary quirk.
You have spoken directly to my soul with mentor mic (and Jirou/izuku friends)
They’d all work so well together though
Mic brings him to Put Your Hands Up Radio not only to work with his quirk, but to help with his nerves
It is no secret that izuku is a nervous lad, but I raise you, mic was also a nervous lad (personal headcanon, but you cannot tell me that lad doesn’t have generalized anxiety)
Mic helps izuku gain some coping mechanisms (or coping mic-anisms if you will (thank you, thank you))
Mic is a nerd, izuku is a nerd, Jirou is cool, but a nerd. Jirou, similar to Aizawa, rolls her eyes at the physics puns, but does she think they’re funny? Yes. Yes, she does. They defends izuku when people mock his puns
Mic couldn’t be prouder of his children
Thank you for the ask! I hope you enjoyed! Sorry it was kinda short 😅
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the-not-so-safe-way · 10 months
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Tokyo Revengers characters but as my roommates gc.....
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WHEN I SAY PEDO I MEAN HISOKA IF YOU TAKE ONE THING FROM THE WARNINGS IT SHOULD BE THAT
bouns sano family at the end
umm language, mentions of drugs, kissing(ONE TIME), talk about death, jokes about pedophile, depression, feet, and I THINK that is everything so just tell me if I missed something, and I've started to think about posting more so tell me if you want me to write something
the characters will change to see which ones I deem most funny as
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Ran:How TF did u do that?
Rindou:wdym that’s just my face
Ran:Gurl
Rindou:are you face shaming me
Ran:Yes, Yes I am 🫶🏼
Rindou: damn that hurts
Ran:wow That must suck SUCK D-
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Sanzu: I just offered a kid drugs and they legit said yes like don't they know not to take drugs from strangers also I don't think blood drives like me I have too many drugs in my blood so they don't like me did you know that dolphins can get high just like me
Mikey: Wtf
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Ran: yeah he turned you into a cat
Rindou: It was Ran lmao
Ran: nope 🙅‍♂️
Koko: I HATE U WTF Bitch I hate u
Rindou: it wasn’t me 💀
Ran: it was he lies
Rindou: …
Koko: I'm gonna kill u both when I see u
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Sanzu: DOES SOMEONE KILL GOJO SATORU
Mikey: death by tractor
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Koko: i’m finally home from hell help me i’m at ikea i wanna leave
Ran: don't you dare say that about ikea 😤 I love ikea 😍 bring me meatballs
Sanzu: Oooh I want some meaty balls too
Ran: that’s what he said
Rindou: yeah It is what he said
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Ran: im depressed now 😔😔
Mikey: ok join the club
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Koko: pick a color
Sanzu: pink or white prolly white one wait when even is the gala
Koko: The gala is in june But this isn't for the gala
Sanzu: oh, the blue ones so pretty too
Koko: PICK ONE
Sanzu : but i love them both
Koko: PICK ONE
Sanzu : uhhh blue
Koko: Okkk thx
Mikey: the black one
Koko: ... There is no black one
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••SANZU PULLS AYAKA ON FIRST TRY••
Ran: I HATE U SHES SO GOOD
Sanzu: I was hoping for mika
Rindou: i used 30 wishes for her and i got c3 diona and tighnari
Sanzu: LMAFOOO
Rindou: my friend made me keep fueling my gambling addiction
••Sanzu pulls the other 5 star (I forgot her name)••
Ran:BRO WHAT ARE U ON CRACK
Sanzu: yes always
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Koko:i’ve smelled his shoes before
Ran: why
Koko: its free
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Rindou: ur outside? at 11
Ran: I went to get groceries I'm almost home tho••5 minutes later•• Dw I didn't get kidnapped
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Sanzu: i ate expired yogurt from school lunch today and had to go home early that’s was pretty delicious
Ran: HAHAHA IMAGIIIINE
Rindou: avoid da yogart I thought it was common knowledge about da gurt
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Ran: imagine not eating badish tacos while your socks say let's taco about it
Koko: why did u buy that 💀
Ran: I didn't I made it
Koko: what r u watching
Ran: I'm watching the last of us
Koko: it’s so good have u gotten to the gay redneck episode yet
Ran: no I'm on episode 2
Koko: still watching the pedophile 🤨
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Ran:hehehehehehe I have major issues 🫤
Rindou: yeah you do
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Ran: Guys Help
Mikey: ew no
Ran: Meany
Mikey: I don't care
Ran: WOOOW why u gotta be so mean?
Mikey: because I don't care
Ran: Wow
Mikey: Yeah
Koko: that’s very nice
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Mikey: dam that shark
Ran: It's so 😍
Sanzu: hes kinda fine
Ran: He so fine
Sanzu: who let the dogs out
Mikey: put your dogs away
Sanzu: guys what is this a feet pics chat
Mikey: nah it about da gang
Sanzu: 🥵🥵
Ran: Hehehehe
Sanzu: not the pedofile
Mikey: weirdows
Ran: WOOAH
Mikey: not the shark lovers
Ran: He's actually a gay psychopath thank u very much
Mikey: and a pedophile
Ran: Wellllll.. Ok maybe But damn he's hot 🥵 JKJKJKJKKKK
Sanzu: wtf is wrong with u
Mikey: your the real psychopath
Sanzu: fr
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Rindou: do u like my ceiling
Ran: OMG ITS SO SEXY I love it
Rindou: ikr
Ran: nah mines better
Mikey: mine sucks it was leaking 😕
Koko: guys we live in the same apartment
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Shinchiro: I didn't kiss her 🫥
Emma: Damn WHY CANT U STOP LAUGHING
Young mikey: because of face shaming
Izana: ✨yEs✨
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Lemme hold one of them nijisanji matchups 😛😛 (sfw) or (both) BOTH
Gender: Female
Pronouns: She/Her
Sexuality: Pansexual
Appearance: OMGGG walk with me now. Right now im a little bald headed (jk but i had to cut my shit into a pixie cut bc i kept dying it too damn much 😞✊🏾), i am African American mixed with Somalian, I’m like 5’5 or 5’6 idfk 😭, ive been doing my squats plus i got those natural genetics so my booty is literally so humongous (HOUR GLASS 🗣️🗣️) (tmi?) it literally thunder claps when i walk i be getting scared sometimes 😅😅 (jk jk…), i have four piercings on my 🍒’s , lower back, eyebrow and belly button, i also have a butterfly tattoo behind my ear. ermm im pretty sure that’s it, my eyes are black and doe-like 💁🏾‍♀️
Personality: im just wild fr idek. jk but personally i feel like im a chill person and my friends think im really cool to hang around. my social battery is always up 100 but all you gotta do is put me in a crowd of people with some good food and suddenly im the most quietest person on earth 🤩
Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
MBTI Type: ESFJ
Likes: Cats, food, stargazing, psychological horror movies, needle pain (not in a freaky way but like that pain you get from tattoos or piercings ykwim? 😅), dark green, food, reading, taking naps, food.
Dislikes: traveling (my motion sickness is so bad dude), waking up early, loud and obnoxious people, wet dog smell, fireworks (the colors >>> the sound), dark ness, butterflies. (laugh it up but i have such a huge fear of them, like they’re actually horrifying)
Hobbies: read, paint, listen to music, making music (album dropping december 43rd), baking
Quotes: OMGG I LOVE THIS
“it’s because im black huh…” (my friend wouldn’t share her fries), “i bet barack obama wouldn’t treat me like this”, “if we were on the titanic… i would’ve let you get on the door with me”, “my head is getting so fucking huge”, “THE HOES ARE CALLING”, “what if water was fire and fire was water.. like imagine someone saying ‘MY HOUSE IS ON WATER’, “*using tiktok filter* my soulmate initials start with a b?! omg bvox bakuma 🥺”, “idk im in the christmas sprit (as im taking off my Halloween costume)
Secret: I had gotten grounded this one time so when my mom was out running errands I snuck out to a friends house. I was getting a little hungry as usual so I was like “let me borrow your car so I can get us me some food” and she said alright. I went to the mall since i was really craving mall food at the time and right when I was walking out GUESS who’s car I see MY MOMS!!! when i tell you I BOOKED it to my friends car and hopped in the driver seat (thank goodness she didn’t see me in the mall because WHEW) anywho, right when i was about to pull off her ass wanna walk out of the mall and like a total dumbass instead of pulling off, my ass gon duck and slouch in the seat so she couldn’t see me 💀💀. as soon as she got into her car i started up my friends car and the craziest shit happen WE BOTH BACK OUT AT THE SAME TIME (her car was park backwards and mines was forward) I ended up scraping her car up pretty bad and THANK YOUUUU she didn’t recognized the car or see me either 😭. but anyways i pulled tf off 🌚 and zoomed to my friends house, dropped the car off, and literally RAN home. i hid the food under my bed and deadass acted like i was sleep so like 15 minutes later when she came back home she burst into my room like “GUESS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED” and she started screaming about how a non-driving, blind, stupid bitch scratched her car and the whole time Im just sitting there like 😦 “damn that’s crazyyyy” and until this day she still think a random person scraped her car but uhm…. (which made it even funnier is that she literally came home with mall food for me so i was eating DOUBLE GOOD that day 😋)
Miscellaneous: im such a huge cat person im trying to break the world record (28000) with the most cats owned.
A/N: Okay you are CHAOS and you know who will love that?
VOX AKUMA
Your personality is like a lot, in the good way, and ass? Our demon lord REALLY loves you.
He is a pretty loud and interesting person, but somehow he managed to slip his way into your life like the (not so) little shit he is <3
I feel you being so spontaneous is something he will adore about you, the vibes you give off just keeps attracting him, like a moth to flame and god does he love it.
With your sense of humor, and his combined you both will constantly be at risk of getting cancelled, and you know what? Maybe it's not too bad as long as both of you are laughing.
Despite the 'action-ey' parts of your relationship I believe intimate moments are sacred.
While for Vox, sleep isn't a requirement, he will most definitely come cuddle you while telling you how beautiful you are to him even if you are balding, he wants to make you laugh don't blame him.
On this topic, somno. That's all, that's everything. Those 'innocent' moments don't remain innocent for too long. Soon enough you will find yourself asleep after a long day or just possibly eating really good food, you look so peaceful to him.
Would that stop Vox from sneaking his hands up your shirt in a not-so innocent manner, touching your piercings and whispering about how tempting you are even when you're sleeping.
You'd probably wake up to him rocking his hips against your behind, his hands groping your tits, breathing heavily into your neck. How dare you reduce him to such a state?
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Charles Rambles: on Chiharata and shipping the losing ship
I’m currently working on something else but I had to break away for a bit because this train of thought was too long to include and needed a post proper. This is a topic I have always wanted to discuss but have been too scared to because people are always ready to jump you in a dark alleyway if they even hear Arata’s name mentioned in vain. Well guess what DING DONG bitch ANSWER THE FKIN DOOR because today I’m breaking my silence and talking about Chiharata.
I mean lucky for me most of the avid Chiharata shippers have died in the war and what else do I have to lose since I am already hated by quite a few in this fandom (lol). So anyways this is more of a ramble (not an essay) on why I never shipped Chiharata and the reasons why I think it would have been a lacklustre ending to Chihayafuru on the basis of the way that Chiharata was PURPOSELY written.
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You should have known it was over for your when Arata did the platonic Eden no Hana goodbye handshake. I blame the flowers.
For anyone who knows me, I was an Arata hater from day 1. When I was about to watch the anime people told me I was going to like the 2ND ML (Taichi) more and be very depressed. I was like pffff yeah right we’ll see about that. Then it happened exactly the way they said it would. The moment Taichi was introduced I was like oh noooo that guy lol he’s the one. Then for the rest of Chihayafuru I laid awake in anguish as I watched Chihaya have a crush on Arata FOR NO DISCERNIBLE REASON (to me)!! I was like WHERE TF DID THIS COME FROM??
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So she did want to see him but was it because of a crush or because she wanted to play him in a match? (Spoiler: it was about Karuta)
I’ll admit a little hatred began brewing for Arata (but like I didn’t hate him but I also did y’know??) and I’m going to be real, I wasn’t always fair to Arata’s character lmao. I was biased because of preconceived notions I had going into the anime. I know this, but I don’t regret it because at least it was funny:
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OK NO THE SECOND TWEET I AM STILL RIGHT ARATA SHOULD HAVE DELIVERED IT HIMSELF? EVEN IF TAICHI WAS HER BF HE CAN GIVE HER HIS PHONE NUMBER WTF
Like at the start of the manga Arata was going through the traumatic loss of the person he loved the most (canon) his grandpa. And I was like HOW DARE YOU NOT TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS IMMEDIATELY?? Why was I so needlessly heartless towards him LMAO.
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I mean he was purposely written as the boulder so WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO FEEL
Sometimes people tell me that Taichi was right (when they first visited him in Fukui) in pushing Arata over when he kicked the cards but Taichi really DID NOT need to do that at all idc what you say. I’m defending Arata’s big stinky dogs in this case. Taichi I still love you even when you make mistakes. Sorry this got off topic... (that’s why this is a ramble not an essay)
However, I never fully hated Arata. The problem was since I didn’t like him in the ship there wasn’t much to like him outside of that. I did like the relationship with his grandpa but it only seemed to be really relevant at the beginning of the manga and at the end. Arata’s Karuta arc was probably the messiest out of the three and it was really difficult for me to resonate with it. His arc seemed to be a prodigy not feeling bad for playing at his full strength and winning? I don’t know the jury is still out on that one (and I am simplifying it a lot for the comedy). I actively looked for people discussing Arata’s Karuta arc but I almost never found any and I’m not sure if it’s because they kept their analysis locked up behind an Arata loving paywall or because I quickly made myself known as another bitchass illiterate Taichihaya they kept me blocked and off their lawn. So I am not an authority on that but I think when I do a re-read I actually would like to try and figure it out.
What I did often read in relation to Arata was of course the romance the ship between him and Chihaya. Now, I didn’t read these analysis to piss myself (necessarily lol). I actually think to be fully critical and fair you should read the other side’s arguments if for no other reason than to rip them apart (which I could every single time lmao). However, now it make a me sad because now that Chiharata didn’t pan out nobody wants to talk about him much anymore. Taichihayas hate him and already dug his grave out back Chiharatas threw him in there started piling dirt on him. It’s ok Arata, if nobody loves you then I will. YES I HAD MY LOVING ARATA ARC…
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Funny story after shipping him pettily with Sumire I flew to close to the sun b/c I wrote a 5k petty fic about him and Sumire (as a response to my ACTUAL LEAST FAVOURITE SHIP TAICHI AND SUMIRE) and then I started to like the ship and Arata… I was like oh no this isn’t a joke anymore… AND THEN I MANIFESTED MY CRACK SHIP? Crazy
Back on topic:
From what I observed through the bars of my Taichihaya cage these are some of the reasons people like Chiharata:
Arata not putting any sort of pressure on Chihaya when he confessed and respecting her boundaries (not that she ever had to explicitly set any since they barely interacted)
His earnestness
The connection they had to their childhood
Their flirting? (I mean people thought it was sweet the way they were always blushing around each other and using someone else’s words “the cautious touch” personally I found it awkward that’s why I cannot in good sense not put a question mark LMAO)
Both being Karuta Bakas and the idea that they would be clueless in their relationship because they would just hyper-fixate on their shared passion. (This was more a HC than what we actually saw considering Chihaya didn’t remember the game she played against Arata)
Right so on the surface level I don’t see anything wrong with any of these points? A lot of them I too like in theory. Especially a man who respects boundaries (side eyes at you Taichi). I don’t think shipping them because this kind of relationship appeals to you is bad even if they were not the canon ending. It’s fiction and you can do whatever you want. You can have your head canons and your fan fictions (like someone passively aggressively said to me about Taichihaya once lmao)! Please your Chiharata AO3 tag needs it there’s only 24 fics (I think)
Even I can think of moments between Arata and Chihaya that made me question my loyalty (ok there was only 1 LMAO).
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Not gonna lie it’s kinda funny he picked hauled her up on his shoulders like a sack of potatoes. ARATA IS SO IMPULSIVE AND THAT’S WHY HE’S A FUNNY LIL GUY.
Why did I like this moment despite finding it a lil awkward and cringe? Because for the first time Arata kind of understood the weight that Chihaya carried and he really saw who she was - someone who works hard and wants to win more than anything. He learned more in this little moment than he ever would playing against her. It was THIS that was needed… moments outside of a Karuta match where they could dispel the illusions that they had of each other and actually get to know WHO THEY WERE IN THE PRESENT!! Both of them had changed a lot since their childhood.
That was always my criticism of Arata and Chihaya’s relationship was that they really did not know each other beyond their childhood selves. Let’s look at what I tweeted I think 12 episodes into the anime:
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This tweet still makes me laugh because of the Karuta name thing cddkj I was really going through it
That is not to say you need to know someone in order to date them. You can date anyone for any reason. In fact, people seem to forget that Chihaya herself was willing to date random man from train station who had no interest in Karuta lmao.
But surely, knowing someone intimately is something required to maintain a romantic relationship? I’m hoping that is a given for everyone. That’s why I failed to understand why people would see them dating as a victory in the romance department; that they would instantly have this incredible profound, moving, and impactful relationship instead of thing that happened because Chihaya had a crush and felt like it? Or was it because they both liked Karuta and dating would be an extension of their passion for Karuta…….. uh ok sounds gr8 but they don’t need to date to play Karuta together dclksdjknsdjk
Like what did Chihaya even see in Arata as a person? The only thing that she seems to admire about him is how he plays Karuta..
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That and his big hands I guess lmao. Big hands to play Karuta with.
Because I am in my Arata defender stage I actually think THAT IS A CRIME BECAUSE ARATA HAS A LOT OF GOOD TRAITS GOING FOR HIM:
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He’s shy and blushy
He’s awkward but cute
His black hakama
He’s blind in an endearing way
Domestic King (thanks to the spin off chapter)
Caring to the elderly
Occasionally very sweet when he feels like
Cares DEEPLY ABOUT HIS FRIENDS
Strong arms can pick you up because of his 500 practice swings
Gives tall guy vibes despite being shorter than Taichi (he’ll always be taller to me idc)
Now unlike Arata we actually saw Chihaya’s thoughts towards Taichi:
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I mean I don’t even need to point out the stark difference between them lmao. That’s not even mentioning what the boys think of Chihaya. It’s pretty evident when you put their confessions side by side.
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Like for Arata the basis of his confession is him thinking back to their childhood memories and Chihaya asking him to play Karuta together forever. So no wonder he ended his confession with “let’s play Karuta together sometime” because literally that’s all he knows about her.
Which brings me to my next point of why I never shipped Chiharata and this is due to their lack of present “screen time”. Now, do not misunderstand me, lack of screen time does not stop me from shipping two characters when I think characters might actually be a good pairing. I shipped Arata and Sumire based on their one single interaction in the manga BEFORE IT WAS COOL. So trust me when I say I AM OPEN TO FILLING THE GAPS OF CANON WITH HEADCANON.
Though it immediately becomes clear at the beginning of Chihayafuru that Chihaya feels some sort of way towards Arata (a crush) however we as the reader only got like 6 chapters of childhood backstory to explain their relationship which included Arata helping Chihaya make a dream of her own and her awesome moment when she takes a card from him. What is lacking is any cute childhood blooming romance. Most of the childhood arc is spent on the trio: Chihaya, Taichi and Arata. So I always failed to understand WHY she would be crushing on this guy other than guy really good at Karuta and me likey Karuta. Literally she said the time they spent apart made him become like a God of Karuta… Like uh this your man?
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Chihaya and Arata’s bond based on their shared childhood dream is meant to be contrasted to the relationship Chihaya has with Taichi. While one is confined to Chihaya’s longing to see him (Arata) THE ONE SHE HAS WITH TAICHI IS REAL TANGIBLE AND CLEARLY UNFOLDS BEFORE OUR EYES.
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This is from the first 11 chapters we early Taichihaya shippers were FEASTING
From this we understand their dynamic! Did Chiharata’s ever listen to the reasons we liked Taichihaya? Well here are my reasons: it was because of their chemistry, their banter and teasing. But they are also so caring towards each and supportive and it wasn’t one sided either. They help each other become the best versions of themselves and they also have something that the other person lacks. Chihaya has a terrible memory and Taichi doesn’t have naturally gifted hearing. They are soulmates but opposites. SUN AND MOON.
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Maybe all of this could have been used to develop a friendship? You know sure I’ll roll with that let’s say it was all leading to something completely platonic. Then please explain to me what would be the reason of PURPOSELY DEPICTING TAICHI AND CHIHAYA LIKE THIS?? LIKE THE PICTURES SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES
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I purposely picked moments from Chihaya’s perspective to make a point lol
The only thing that was lacking from these interactions is the shoujo filters, sparkles and flowers almost like the point was a superficial teenage crush vs. SOMETHING WITH A BIT MORE SERIOUSNESS AND DEPTH.
I have always ascertained that Chihaya is clueless when it comes to love but I never meant that in a derogatory sense. She is a teenager who is figuring herself out IN A COMING OF AGE STORY! She has to start as a dumbass in order to grow up!! People always seemed to get it wrong and think that Chihaya was somehow very mature in her feelings when it came to Arata when she was most certainly not. Why did she leave Arata hanging for 8 months only to be reminded by Kana’s remarks about turning into sea foam (sea weed?) that she should actually respond to his confession like kdjsnakjdsnsc.
It’s fine that she had a crush on Arata though. At that age, I too had dumb ideas about love. I thought that the person I marry should be good at piano because it would be very important to be serenaded in the future. While this certainly would be nice I AM WISER that there are far more important qualities to look for in a partner.
Since Chiharata shippers have also suddenly become cognizant that Chihaya and Arata had little screen time together (and none outside of Karuta) they are calling it bad writing since it wasn’t “fair”. First of all, real relationships are not always “fair” - not everyone gets an equal chance to become a couple with someone and spend time with them? Not to mention that it wasn’t the problem that Arata didn’t live in Tokyo because LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS EXIST? If Chihaya and Arata wanted to they could (Taichihaya ending up long distance is almost like Suetsugu is trying to say the distance was never the problem). It was never supposed to be “fair” because thematically that’s not what Chihaya’s crush on Arata was ever about.
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These girls are me being like Chihaya what on earth are you talking about.
Chihaya’s views about love at the beginning are incredibly and purposely naive and immature. The only thing that seems to matter to her in a partner is being good at Karuta. THIS IS NOT TREATED AS SOMETHING SERIOUS AND OR MEANINGFUL IT IS PURPOSELY RIDICULOUS!! Because of this being one of the only traits Chihaya looked for in a partner IT MADE HER FIRST CRUSH BE her MARRIED sensei.
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On the one hand I get it Chihaya Harada is a dilf you are valid.
That’s why when Chihaya said she needed to be “worthy” to sit in front of her crush I hope every single one of the people who shipped Chiharata realized this was an arbitrary standard and really should not matter when it comes to love?
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If you or someone you know had to say this line with any ounce of seriousness as a defence for your ship you may be owed financial compensation.
I’m going to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they were thinking that eventually this notion would be deconstructed afterwards because damn that is very shallow and also stupid lol. It’s just very weird that so many people still thought that “feeling worthy to sit in front of him” was relevant for Chihaya to be able to confess back to Arata because…
Arata confessed independently from Chihaya feeling “worthy”
She already sat in front of him and smoked him
It definitely does help when the person that you love shares your passion absolutely but again “passion” for another (love) is not the same as “passion” for sport. They are separate and not interchangeable. That was the point.
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Like I’m sorry it couldn’t get more on the nose when some NPC said this about Chihaya’s crush dcndacjkjkn.
Then of course there are the subjective reasons why I don’t think a relationship between Chihaya and Arata would be really good for them. In a lot of ways they are too similar to each other in the sense of being “clueless” Karuta bakas. That’s why so many people made a ship where Chihaya and Arata’s relationship had to be mediated by Taichi who would keep both of them in line, which, would be fine if Taichi wasn’t a miserable sod who had his heart broken. Like that was simply too much to expect from him even if he was the happily rejected party in the end… Like sorry I don’t wish that for him !! He has the self esteem of a roll of paper towel in what world would that be a good ending for him kjncjdjkn
Even in canon like Arata simply must let Chiha go to move forward (I will expand on this a later time). The love that was pushing him forward (unlike for Taichi) was actually the love he had for his grandpa.
That’s beautiful, I guess platonic love wins! Thank you, I’m collecting tips in my hat.
No but seriously there was also this holier than thou attitude that some Chiharata shippers had that they were the enlightened ones who valued the true platonic love that Taichi and Chihaya had and that people who thought it was romance were simply projecting. Taichihayas simply were not respecting Chihaya’s agency! Because YES it was so clear that Chihaya was already in love with Arata!!
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Damn Kana that manipulative mastermind making Chihaya doubt her strong and passionate love for Arata!
I mean she had a crush on him, she already said she was in love with him (even though she said she didn’t understand her feelings platonic love could never apply to Arata shhh) and rejected Taichi. The thing is, it’s fiction idc what the author might have “intended”. The depth in a relationship I wanted was in the Taichihaya pairing. I never once felt guilty shipping them even though I didn’t genuinely believe in a Taichihaya ending until 246. Not because Chiharata was better written but because I am a depressed bitch. But like if Chiharata was canon I could simply write it off as being dumb and pretend away the ending while enjoying everything else. However, I was always willing to accept a Chiharata ending because at the end of the day I actually do respect the character’s “agency” to pick their partner and love doesn’t always make sense.
What would not make sense to me in the slightest is why Taichi and Chihaya would be written like that to have a more meaningful and impactful relationship than the guy who she was in love with. But then we get to subjectivity, maybe people consider their best friends to be their closest relationships and the guy is the one you date because of his large hands and supposed sexual tension. Idk to each their own.
It speaks volumes that now that Chiharata didn’t become canon people are pissed off because at the end of it they don’t even consider Chihaya and Arata to be friends? SO WAIT A MINUTE THEIR RELATIONSHIP WAS ENOUGH TO SUGGEST LOVERS BUT NOT FRIENDS?? I don’t even need to say much about that.
I know some people REALLY wanted a friendship ending with Taichi maybe more than they even wanted Chiharata to happen. I get it, the idea that your friend can be crazy in love with you but then be you know what after everything we can still be friends (WHICH TAICHI FKIN DID). So if you liked that theme, why are you not satisfied with it being told through Arata? HELL SUMIRE HAD THAT EXACT STORYLINE?? YOU HATE WOMEN OR WHAT.
Is it because Arata didn’t need that much time to process getting rejected (well he did actually b/c as we always said he got soft rejected) because MAYBE HE CLUED INTO THE FACT that he was fighting a losing battle? Or is it the fact that absolutely nothing changed Chiharata’s relationship with Chihaya not reciprocating his feelings? If that’s the case, then maybe the author was trying to say that Arata’s feelings weren’t that DEEP for Chihaya. Maybe HE VALUES friendship with both Taichi and Chihaya more than to make a big scene. He has been set up to process disappointment easier than say Taichi?
LIKE LOOK:
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I guess it sucks when it turns out you guys were PROJECTING as much into the story as those Taichihaya romance obsessed baboons. Everyone projects into a story. It’s actually ok ! WE ARE THE SAME IN THIS REGARD. LET’S JOIN HANDS AND UNDIG ARATA FROM HIS GRAVE PLEASEEEEEEE. To conclude my massively long rant and because I can no longer add any pictures, by the time we got to 246 without Chihaya and Arata dating it should have been fairly clear that it was not going to happen. Their relationship had barely progressed and if Chihaya would date Arata with the intention of getting to know him more OUTSIDE of Karuta... SHE’D NEED TIME FOR THAT!! It should have happened much earlier and not been dragged out to the end of the manga. (A topic I will leave for another time)
However by the time we got to the ending if Chiharata happened it would simply just be the pairing off of two characters a romance conclusion a la shonen. Chihaya would be getting a trophy and a husband for accomplishing her dream.
Instead the thesis was actually that “love” like Kaurta is something you have to work towards. It’s not always easy nor is it always “happy”. Yet it is worth it when you find the right person- you will still want to be with them “by their side” even when it’s rough.
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Crazy how Taichi said this in chapter 9.
SO that pretty much wraps up my thoughts on Chiharata (for now)
This is Charles reminding you that Arata is now in his Tokyo Hottie arc!
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Hi! Thank you for agreeing to a matchup exchange! Could I please get a romantic male matchup for Bungo Stray Dogs, Jujitsu Kaisen, Sk8 the Infinity, and (only if it's not too much) Yuri!!! On Ice?
Pronouns: She/Her
Sexuality: Straight
Age: 20
Zodiac Sign: Gemini
MBTI: INFJ-A
Personality: I'm pretty quiet in social settings but if someone talks to me first, I can keep a conversation going. I will occasionally go up to someone to initial a conversation but not very often. With people that I'm close with, I'm very open and sarcastic. And I make a lot of self-depreciating jokes (even though I have a high self worth). I set very high standards for myself but I also usually meet those standards. People say I have a good poker face/a scary glare but I've never seen it. People also say I look like someone who "knows what they're doing".
Likes/Hobbies: Reading, writing, anime, video games, and listening to music (stuff like Hamilton, Panic! at the Disco and Offspring). I want to be a fantasy writer and I am currently studying an English major at university.
Dislikes: Spiders (deathly afraid of those), being forgotten when I'm gone, and disappointing those who I care about.
Looks: I'm 164cm (5'4") and have an average build (not too curvy but definitely not straight up and down). I have green eyes that everyone thinks are brown and curly/frizzy dark brown hair that is down to the middle of my back.
What I Look for in a Partner: Someone honest and caring. Someone who treats me the way I deserve to be treated. I don't really have a preference on appearance; personality is far more portent to me.
Hopefully I've put a good amount of useful information! I hope you have a lovely day and that life is treating you kindly!
~Eren
hi hi! sorry it took me so long to answer, ik i said it would be earlier but then life got insane. anyway, i hope these are okay!
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For BSD I'd match you with Ranpo Edogawa :p
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i think ranpo would be a good match just because there's so much you can teach each other. from how to be sociable at all times to how to calm tf down and not run your mouth *glares at ranpo* i think you two would be cute together
For JJK I'd match you with Satoru Gojo
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i just think this would be a power couple move, if that makes sense. but you'd be more behind the scenes in this one instead of out on the "battlefield". i think you two would get along so, so well but at the same time like not everyone would know how powerful you two are together because you both don't always show it unless you have to. he'd be pretty protective over you too, which is nice (at least for me).
For SK8 I'd match you with Kojiro Nanjo
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i think he's a good fit just because of the personality shpeel you gave; think kind of like cherry and him, but you're a little more self deprecating in your jokes. i think that would be a challenge for him because he wouldn't exactly know if you're joking or not, and he'd get nervous that his jokes offended you somehow. i very much think you could win a lot of insult wars that way.
And lastly, for Yuri!!! On Ice I'd match you with Victor Nikiforov :)
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the self deprecating jokes would have him on his knees trying to tell you how beautiful you are. i don't think he'd be too into anime because he doesn't have a ton of time to watch it and i think you'd spend time trying to get him into your interests so he stops focusing on everything else that runs him down or puts pressure on him. he's definitely the honest and caring personality type, but he's also egotistical and a bitch but hey. it's victor.
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i hope these were good! i'll send in my req for the exchange soon, i promise! <3
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So this isn't really related to the Sturniolo triplets or anything but I've seen a lot of people talk to you about guys and dating advice!
I've never dated anyone (I'd like to keep it that way for a little bit) and all my friends have. I've had dozens of crushes on guys before but in October of 2023 I really liked this guy. On October 20th we followed each other on social media but never talked in person (I'm still in school) and he had a girlfriend. And I'm not a homewrecker so I wasn't gonna try to get with him (didn't wanna anyway) so I kinda waited till him and his gf broke up until I started texting him and we bonded over a lot of things. We both felt comfortable replying to others posts and texting out of the blue.
A few weeks ago I had asked what his moms name was and he told me. And I can fully say I'm in the wrong in this situation but I just kinda feel like he's being a bit dramatic. But anyways, I search her Facebook cuz I wanted to see if there were pics of him🤷‍♀️ and just last night (we've been talking a lot) I asked if he was Puerto Rican and he said he was white. I know he isn't white and I know his dad is but his mom isn't. So I was like "well Ik your dad is, but what's your mom" and he goes "white" and I was like "brooo no way. Your grandma? What's she?" And THENNNNN (keep in mind this whole conversation was all jokes until he said this) he got all serious and was like "how come you know so much about my personal life" BITCH NO THE FUCK I DON'T!!!! so I said "dude, I don't know anything about you that I haven't directly asked you. All I fucking know is that you have a dog. I don't know your fav color, animal, show, movie, person, sport." And I started getting a little bitchy and he left me on delivered for 30 mins and so I text back "sorry, that was really rude. It's just that I think your pretty funny and wanted to get to know you. I didn't wanna come off as weird but obviously it must've, sorry" and he opened and then blocked me😗😗😗 so I went to my last resort, tiktok😔😔😔 and I said "dude what" and before I could talk he blocked me on there. Like CUNTTTTTTT who tf u think you are??? Anyways I'm scared to go to school tomorrow (skipped today) and I don't have classes with him but ugh. And he was the only guy I've ever genuinely liked. So idk. I kinda can't get over it. Butttt sorry this was long! (How do I get over this😭😭😭)
babe... im sorry idk how to say this but i think you came onto him kinda forceful like you gotta think about how you would feel if someone came to you and let you know they knew a lot about you that you hadnt really told them directly about
you just have to be okay with rejection like dont put yourself forward to someone that doesnt want you bc youre just wasting your own time and pushing them further away
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boyinatown · 1 year
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LOOKISM CHAPTER 431 ( SPOILERS!)
real quick before i start the memes and spoilers.
i have intern weeks coming soon which are 10 weeks , 4 days in a week. from 9 to mf 5 pm/am or somt.
i´ll try my best to update the new chapters and memes! though i can´t guarantee.
i also wanted to say thank you for all ur support , likes and reblogs. it means a lot to me fr ! i´ll try my best to keep you satisfied ( that´s what she said- micheal scott.)
so uh yea, ALSO SPOILERS INCOMING DON´T READ OR CONTINUE IF UR NOT FAR IN LOOKISM!.
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jinyeon when samuel kept yelling and begging.
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vivi when she almost had to get married:
( i hate that bitch why did she have an happy ending.)
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SAMUEL & THAT GIRL IN THE ALLEY :
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GOO WHEN HE WAS GETTING HIS SHOT AT THE DOCTOR:
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what happened inside goo´s head:
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LITEREALLY THE DOCTOR WHEN GOO TALKED ABOUT MURDERING SOMEONE:
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THE DOCTOR :
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me when jake saved xiaolung from taking the fall damage:
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LITEREALLY ME @ JAKE BC WHYD U SAVE HIM STINK NOW HE´S GONNA SEE THAT BITCH 😭 💀
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now why did miss drug addiction get a happy ending.. fuck u jake
( litereally come to me i want u )
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JAMES IS JOINING WORKRES??? MAN WTFFFF
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james one day waking up deciding to start a war:
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how eugene felt finally having james on his side:
( he´s gonna get folded chapters later 💀 )
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me & @lookismaddict when the last chapters:
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how big deal looked to eugene:
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dg when eugene told him he knew he murdered someone and took the blame for charles:
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james knowing hes gonna eat good
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gun listening to charles calling his self old:
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crystal listening to her dad ramble about his age:
bonus memes underneath the cut!
EXTRA MEMES BC I LOVE MY MOTIVATION RN,
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how zack, vasco & daniel will pull up to workers:
( hudson took the pic 😭 💀)
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vasco pulling up to workers:
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ENU AND DANIEL 😭 💀
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the allied crew with enu:
( daniel´s dog)
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Goo pulling up to the fight:
( i love that man 😭 💀)
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I JUST KNOW CHARLES DID THIS TO GOO ONCE 😭
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how lookism mfs fighting look to non main characters:
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LITEREALLY VASCO, ZACK & JAY WHEN HUDSON WALKED IN:
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VASCO , ZACK & JAY BULLYING HUDSON WHEN DANIEL ISN´T AROUND:
( DUDE IN THE BACK LOOKS LIKE JAY 😭 💀)
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samuel def did this to the car eugene bought him:
I AM FEEDING U LOOKISM FANS SO MUCH OMG 😭 💀
so imma dip tf out, maybe i´ll show up again. LMAO
have this tho .
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look at my fav male wifes go ( except hudson fuck him)
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I AM READY TO BEAT THE DOG SHIT OUTTA JACK AND THAT BITCH HALEY 🔪 Anywayzzzz you ate this tf up babe!! 🫶🏽
You listened as he walked out onto the balcony. If they leave the room, THEY DOIN SNEAKY SHIT!!
“I know what it looks like, but like I said, we aren’t together. All that shit you’ve seen is fake.” Jack said, letting out a sigh. I- BITCH ARE U DUM?? 🤨 why would you tell the girl you fuckin, you in a FAKE PUBLIC RELATIONSHIP WIT YO EX!!
Y/N wearing your jacket, the one that I got you?” Hold the fuck up- YOU HAD MY MY GIRL IN A JACKET, ANOTHER BITCH GAVE U?!? 😐
“No, of course I don’t love her anymore.” Jack lied, why would u lie?? You just diggin yourself in a deeper hole, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!! Like bitch u know how to dodge a question!
If your real relationship didn’t change that, then why would your fake relationship. This line js hurt tf outta me 🥲
“I would, but I think I’m going to meet up with some friends.” YOU BLOWIN OFF MY GIRL FOR SOME HOE?? 😐🤨
He explained everything to Hayley, excluding the pregnancy and leaving out that you were sharing a room. Why the fuck are you telling people her business 😕 Jack please be soooo fuckin Fr, WHY U TELLIN BITCHES SHE PREGO?? Also know she probably gon pop up at yo damn hotel room AND SEE MY GIRL!
Though he did think about it after they had already had sex and Hayley was lying in bed next to him. The same spot you were laying in that morning.Excuse- hold up…EXCUSE THE TOTAL FUCK OUTTA ME. YOU NOT ONLY BROUGHT THIS BITCH BACK TO THE HOTEL ROOM, BUT SLEPT WIT HER IN THE BED YOU SHARE WIT SOMEONE ELSE??! 🤨
“I’m so sorry, I would have never done anything if I knew you two were together.” Hayley apologized to you, though that wasn’t the truth, she had in the past. See I was abt to take back all those names after she apologized, BUT SHE HAD SEX WIT HIM WHEN THEY WERE TOGETHER TO?? Fuck her & him tbh 🖕🏽
I don’t want you thinking that I’m hiding some relationship behind your back.” But you are?? 🤨 sex or not y’all got somethin goin on & you was hiding it. Soooo FUCK U & that FAKE ASS APOLOGY.
Not me forgetting I named the girl Hayley and being confused on who Hayley was 😂 Thank you 💖
If they leave the room, THEY DOIN SNEAKY SHIT!! Yes!! This 100%!! and he didn't want to wake her up but that was only so he didn't get caught.
I- BITCH ARE U DUM?? 🤨 why would you tell the girl you fuckin, you in a FAKE PUBLIC RELATIONSHIP WIT YO EX!! So he can still fuck her without keeping up the appearance of being in a relationship, and NDA's, but NDA's don't stop someone from talking.
Hold the fuck up- YOU HAD MY MY GIRL IN A JACKET, ANOTHER BITCH GAVE U?!? 😐 Yep, he did 😬 In my head though he didn't remember Hayley gave it to him, not that it really makes it better.
why would u lie?? You just diggin yourself in a deeper hole, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!! Like bitch u know how to dodge a question! All he had to do was dodge the question, thats it, but nope, he lied instead, he likes to lie in this series.
This line js hurt tf outta me 🥲 This is one of the most painful lines I've ever written, I can't even express how much it hurt me to write.
YOU BLOWIN OFF MY GIRL FOR SOME HOE?? 😐🤨 Blowing her off to go fuck someone else. even though he doesn't have those plans, he pretty much knows what's going to happen if he meets up with Hayley.
Why the fuck are you telling people her business 😕 Jack please be soooo fuckin Fr, WHY U TELLIN BITCHES SHE PREGO?? Also know she probably gon pop up at yo damn hotel room AND SEE MY GIRL! He didn't tell Hayley she's pregnant, (reading that back now I do see how thats confusing) He doesn't want that news getting out anymore then she does at the moment.
Excuse- hold up…EXCUSE THE TOTAL FUCK OUTTA ME. YOU NOT ONLY BROUGHT THIS BITCH BACK TO THE HOTEL ROOM, BUT SLEPT WIT HER IN THE BED YOU SHARE WIT SOMEONE ELSE??! 🤨 When he could have gotten another room, or they could have even went back to her place, or even have done it on the couch if he insisted on sleeping with her in the room, but nope, he picked the bed.
See I was abt to take back all those names after she apologized, BUT SHE HAD SEX WIT HIM WHEN THEY WERE TOGETHER TO?? Fuck her & him tbh 🖕🏽She was the one that Jack was sleeping with for 2 months before they broke up (and after they broke up). 😬 she was really just apologizing for getting caught, sure she might have felt bad to some extent, but also, not really.
But you are?? 🤨 sex or not y’all got somethin goin on & you was hiding it. Soooo FUCK U & that FAKE ASS APOLOGY. YES!!!! It doesn't matter if there is a label or its a relationship officially, he's still hiding it! Feelings being involved or not!
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Group Chat
1v. Pets
*ZephGoWoosh sent a photo
-> the picture is of a Siamese cat sleeping in a cat bed with a dark green collar around its neck and tucked in under a small fuzzy blanket <-
ZephGoWoosh: look at my baby Sashimi 😍😍
ZephGoWoosh: HE!!! 🥰🥰🥰
F.Heartstein: I didn't know you owned a Siamese, Zephyrine.
ZephGoWoosh: YOU DIDN'T KNOW??? 😦😦😦
F.Heartstein: I clearly stated that I didn't.
ZephGoWoosh: HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK??
ZephGoWoosh: HOW DARE YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT MY BABY!! 😡😡
F.Heartstein: What.
WtfEliseo: lmao chill zeph
WtfEliseo: fleur doesnt have one so she doesnt know what having a pet is like
F.Heartstein: Tell that to your parrot.
WtfEliseo: fuck you for stealing nicotine away from me
F.Heartstein: It's not my fault that your parrot likes me better than you. I just happen to show it more affection.
WtfEliseo: I SHOW NICOTINE AFFECTION WHAT DO YOU MEAN HEARTSTEIN
F.Heartstein: Mhm, right. Poor thing told me that you're not feeding him properly.
WtfEliseo: THAT BIRD BASTARD IS LYING AND HE KNOWS IT
WtfEliseo: NICOTINE'S JUST TRYING TO GET YOU TO SPOIL HIM
F.Heartstein: No wonder he hates you. You're a cruel man, Eliseo.
ZephGoWoosh: the utter betrayal of your pet birb loving your ex instead lmaooo 😭✋
ZephGoWoosh: Eliseo's the worst pet owner confirmed no need for receipts everyone 😔😔😔
WtfEliseo: 😒🖕
ZephGoWoosh: 😘🖕
PapaWeylyn: Dang you guys are lucky for having pets ;w;
PapaWeylyn: I always wanted to own a pug but ma's allergic to dogs sadly TwT
ZephGoWoosh: ah yes the flabby potato dog
ZephGoWoosh: i mean they look stupid that its adorable so i cant help but agree with you Weywey 😔👌
PapaWeylyn: Their happy faces are what drew me in to them
PapaWeylyn: I want to hug one so bad! ≧﹏≦
WtfEliseo: bruh I was expecting that youll want to own a bloodhound or smth
WtfEliseo: but a pug tho?? Fr?
PapaWeylyn: Hey no one's judging why you own a parrot Eliseo  ̄ˍ ̄
F.Heartstein: I am, because his parrot doesn't even like him. Why even get a pet if you can't even get it to like you?
ZephGoWoosh: oof right in the nutsack
WtfEliseo: stfu yall dont know nicotine like I do 😒😒
PapaWeylyn: Eliseo Nicotine literally hates you and only you
PapaWeylyn: He's nice to me and Zeph when we visited you lastweek
WtfEliseo: tf
WtfEliseo: I literally feed and house the guy wtf
ZephGoWoosh: tfw you're in a toxic relationship with your pet 😭😭😭✋
ZephGoWoosh: bitches be getting gaslit and mistreated today by a birb
F.Heartstein: Imagine losing your agency to a bird. Just imagine it. You lost your will to a creature that's as big as your foot and has a lower IQ than you. You submit your everything... to a fucking bird.
PapaWeylyn: I can feel like youre disappointed in him
F.Heartstein: This isn't my first time.
PapaWeylyn: OH
ZephGoWoosh: HDBDUSBSUSJAUWVDHDHSBS FLEUR 💀💀💀
WtfEliseo: WOOOOOOOOOOW
WtfEliseo: BITCH I LOOKED AWAY FOR TWO SECONDS AND THIS IS WHAT I COME BACK TO?
WtfEliseo: I didnt come here to be disrespected about my old love life and pet owner life wtf guys 😒😒😒
PapaWeylyn: Eliseo
WtfEliseo: what
PapaWeylyn: You already dug your grave when you teased Fleur earlier
PapaWeylyn: I think you're getting what you deserved
WtfEliseo: NOT YOU TOO WEYLYN WTF
WtfEliseo: BRO I THOUGHT WE BESTIES
WtfEliseo: WHY YOU GOTTA BETRAY ME LIKE THAT?
PapaWeylyn: I'M JUST BEING HONEST I'M SORRY
ZephGoWoosh: USBDUSBSUSDB I CANT BREATH
ZephGoWoosh: YOU DIDNT HAVE TO GO SO HARD ON HIM WEYWEY 😭😭😭✋✋
PapaWeylyn: I WAS JUST SAYING WHAT I THOUGHT IS HAPPENING
WtfEliseo: yall making me feel like a clown here 🤡
WtfEliseo: getting betrayed not only by my parrot but also by my homie too 🤡🤡🤡
PapaWeylyn: I SAID I WAS SORRY ELISEO 〒▽〒
WtfEliseo: SORRY MY ASS
F.Heartstein: For fuck's sake. If you three start screaming like this in our offline meetings, I will choke each of you until you can't breathe.
WtfEliseo: kinda kinky for you to say that fleur 😏😏😏
*WtfEliseo was kicked off the group
*Group Chat ended
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