Tony: think about the possibilities, you could stab your enemies with this
Stephen: it isn’t efficient: the heat will immediately close the severed arteries.
Harley: I’m sorry Stephen, but it actually works just fine.
America: and you just witnessed a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin having a conversation.
Peter: why use it to cut people when you can have toasts?!
America: and here’s the Hufflepuff
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His friend who took this photo captioned it, “don’t ever leave.”
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Warlock: My body is a temple. I mean, it's a temple from Legend of Zelda so it is bizarre, dangerous, falling apart and controlled by a horrible monster. But that's still a temple.
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Heavy: Whenever my husband mad at me, I go and tighten the lids of all jars, so he must come to me for help.
*sounds of glass breaking in the background*
Heavy: It hasn't worked yet, but it happen.
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I’m almost the last one to understand a joke…
Life in an Autism World
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Bellatrix: Goodnight, Draco
Draco: Goodnight, Auntie Bellatrix
Bellatrix: Goodnight monster that eats children who are bad
Rodolphus, through a walkie-talkie under the bed: GOODNIGHT
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i'm running out of captions for these enjoy the image post 👍
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