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greenapplebling · 9 months

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*on the movie theater about to watch Barbie*

Steph: Hey, Barbie

Tim, after half an hour of avoiding the bait so he won't start singing in public: Could you not-

Bernard: Hi, Ken!

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thattheater-kid · 2 months

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Hazbin Hotel as out of context shit my family has said

Adam: Enjoy the month, skittle. How about you taste these nuts instead of the rainbow?

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Husk: Charlie bought Chef Boyardee.

Angel: Chef Boyardeez nuts.

Husk: Low hanging fruit, man.

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Alastor: Wow, you look divorced.

Lucifer: Thanks, asshole.

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Lucifer: Why didn’t they do the Lunar Faire for the summer solstice?

Charlie: Because it’s a lunar thing?

Lucifer: Oh yeah. This is why you’re the one running a hotel.

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Niffty: We’re gonna try all the colors on you! Like a rainbow!

Angel: That suits me very well.

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Adam: Nature is for lesbians!

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Vox: Velvette, don’t call Val a bald-headed dipshit.

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*in text*

Vaggie: I wanted to make myself abundantly clear.

Adam (one day later): You’re abundantly queer.

Vaggie: Took you a whole day to come up with that one?

#source: original #source: my family #all of these are things that have been said in my household #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel Charlie #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel niffty #‘how about you taste these nuts instead of the rainbow’ and ‘chef boyardeez nuts’ are very obviously the same person irl #those were both my brother lol

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marsbotz · 1 year

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no matter what happens, no matter how much it hurts, you don't stop dancing, and you don't stop smiling, and you give those people what they want.

#I DONT POST NINJAGO HERE ANYMORE FOLLOW @LEGOGENDER #ninjago #cole brookstone #cole ninjago #be nice im still learning to paint LOL #if even one perspn can understnad this ill be amazed #sorry today we are going for the cole art drenched in personal interpretation #um. well first off hes trans. and i will say i think his entire s1 arc w his father feels very trans. if you dont understnad dont worry #but uhhh. i think a lot about how cole canonically still struggles with living up to expectations #despite making up with lou. and tbh honestly in my mind that didnt even happen #ive said before maybe but i Personally think the stronger arc for cole would have been having to make the choice to stay a ninja despite #his fathers disapproval. that maybe even tho lou disowns him it doesnt matter. bc the ninja r his real family now #bc honestly lou is so absent in the series it might as well ahve never happened LOL #but yeah in s11 is the obvious one. w the travellers tea #and again in s13 not being able to do the burst #feels a Lot like how he reacted in the royal blacksmith ep #i think lous expectations of cole and harsh treatment definitely cld have been the source of his issues.#and especially considering he says he had to do all the chores after his mothers death... makes his anxiety around being leader #(in early seasons)#a lot more sad. i think this was in books confirmed #um. yeah. i think abt cole. hes rlly interesting hope u understand now kinda #so yeah. and i used the bojack quote cus i think its similar in that cole was only young when lou installed these fears in him #'a song you taught me when i was small' and all that #altho i think the gina version fits jay also LOL #artsbotz

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villainsandvictimsalliance · 2 months

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Pairing Tomura and Dabi for containment reasons because what do you mean Dabi tried to burn his little bro alive when they were kids and Tomura did turn her older sister into dust?

#this is A JOKE OKAY?#depending on the day Tomura killing his family is a source of bitterness or fun for Dabi #on days when Dabi wishes to kill Endeavor the fact Tomura killed his abused dad at 5 years old make him rage #on days when gets some mentally stability he realizes he's glad he didn't kill them meaning Tomura is way more fucked up #Tomura can't stand him #he puts up with him for unknown reasons to even him but really that type of insane banter cna only happen between them #the real reason why they are together: they are too weird and traumatized to be with anyone else lol #bnha #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #league of villains #lov #shigaraki tomura #dabi #shigadabi #dabishiga

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adm-starblitzsteel-4305 · 5 days

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Suko: Hi Mom!

Shimo: I'm not supposed to talk to you.

Suko: Oh, why's that?

Shimo: Because your dad is gonna talk to you when he gets home.

Suko: Oh, why is that?

Shimo, glared: School called.

Suko: *gasps*

Kong, slams the door open: YOU!!!

Suko: *screams*

[Source: American Dad]

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echoes-lighthouse · 2 months

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Reblog with your f/o for a watercolour doodle!

I’m not sure how many I’ll do before work but I sometimes return to these later :)

Here’s one of my fictional kiddos as an example! I give you Octavia:

#reblog games #selfship #selfship comminity #my kiddos #source: helluva boss #gotta add her to the list of adoptees lol #my art #familial f/o

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bolithesenate · 10 days

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The origin of Sifo's hair loopies?

"Jo, what are you doing?," Sifo tried to peer at her busy fingers doing... something with a section of hair at the side of his forehead.

"Hush, hold still." She sent him a cautionary jab over the Force, concentrated solely on her little project. "I just learned how to do this, so don't fuck this up."

What 'this' was got revealed to Sifo-Dyas about half an hour later as he peered curiously into a reflective bit of a spoon (due to grievous lack of mirrors in the Archives). He tilted his head, shaking it a bit, the movement sending Jocasta's hairdresserial masterworks (?) swaying.

"And what are they?," he asked again, looking at his very proud looking friend.

"It's a Knight-braid," Jocasta said proudly, "I learned about them when I visited Jedha. Apparently they fell out of fashion already back in Grandmaster Sunrider's time, but there's still records of how to do them."

Sifo looked back into the spoon. Shook the braids some more. "Knight braids, huh," he murmured, "I've never heard of those. You sure that was a real thing that existed?"

She shrugged, already going back to her half-finished kaf she'd gotten before their little pause mid mission-prep. It must have been ice cold by now, Sifo would never understand how she could still drink it like that.

"Does it matter if they did?," she quipped back, before downing the contents of the cup. "They're cute and they suit you. Way better than that stupid beard Yan has been growing out."

Oh, so this was about the beard.

Sifo should have known.

"Maybe if it grows long enough you can braid that too?," he couldn't help but tease her, "You know, get some old traditions up and going again? Maybe start a new trend while you're at it?"

All he got was a look that could have shock-frozen Mustafar twice over. "Do not," she mocked throwing the kf cup at him, "even joke about that, Sifo. I'd rather personally shave down Master Tyvokka before touching that... thing."

Sifo laughed, fingers already reaching to play with the new braids. They were fun. "Oh, don't act like that. You can't fault him for trying to hide his babyface. There's been talks of him getting offered a Council Seat, you know. He's been stressing out over it all month."

"And his solutions to that was to grow a beard over it?" Jocasta sounded dubious. "I don't know. Sounds like a case for the mind healer to me."

"Oh shut it," he flicked her though the Force, "I think it looks stately."

"Of course you do." Her defiant murmur was barely audible, buried behind the datapad she'd pulled out. "Suckup."

"Not everyone is on a crusade against all facial hair like you are," Sifo singsonged happily, ignoring her dramatic mood (it was mostly an act anyways). "A bit of self expression won't do our dear Yan any harm."

Jocasta's face darkened further. "Not him maybe, but just see how you'll feel about it when it gives you beard-burn. That shit sucks."

Sifo snickered. "Advice taken."

"I'm serious, Sy."

"And I'll keep it in mind, Jo." He scooted over to her, flinging one of the newly installed braids against her cheek. "Plus, you've given me the weapons to defend myself now, haven't you?"

With an annoyed groan, Jocasta simply reached out, quick as lightning, and grabbed Sy's entire face, pushing him away. "Stop that you little kriffer," she complained, "I'm already regretting this, just so you know."

Sifo let himself be pushed away. Then he waited a few moments, before immediately diving back in, tackling his smaller friend in a hug. "Nahh," he said happily, rubing his face against her side, "You love me. You love the braids. Show me how to do them myself?"

"You're gonna keep them?," she asked, peering down on him. It was evident that she was flattered by the idea. Flattered that he'd liked them.

Sifo grinned up at her. "Of course. As I said, I gotta be able to beat back Yan's beard-attacks, don't I."

"Hmm." She looked off, clearly fighting down a smile. "I'll see what I can do."

#lol i wasn't sure if this was a prompt or not #but i took it as one bc i had a sudden epiphany #tbh ive thought about the origin of the loopies before #and theres many ideas ive been toying with #but them being smt that my favorite history nerd jocasta dug out from somewhere and then just installed on him is my fave one #sometimes you gotta let your friends do stuff to your hair #random boli thoughts #star wars #jocasta nu #sifo dyas #me writing #answering asks #⛏️⛏️⛏️#also yes i hc jocasta to be an absolute beard hater #why? because my mom is and it's a constant source of jokes in my family

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asl-bros-incorrect-quotes · 10 months

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*at a dance*

Person: Wow, Sabo, I didn't expect you to come.

Sabo: Yeah, I didn't expect me either.

Another Person: Why'd you come, Sabo?

Sabo: I don't know.

#one piece #sabo #revolutionary sabo #incorrect one piece quotes #one piece incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source family:#sister 2 #friend #do not repost #mod: I love my friends lmao #none of them were being rude at all asking me these things #they were just genuinely baffled I would show up to a big dance let alone WANT to be there #they were just concerned I wasnt having a good time lol

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banqanas · 4 days

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Sato Taiki Daily Q&A

Q: If you were to compare the members as animals what would they be?? I would be happy if you can answer 😊😊

A:

Yuu -> Lion

Sota -> Panda

Keto -> Squirrel

Nacchan -> Goat

Sawa -> Sloth

Sekai-san -> Camel

Shota -> Hippo

From: Q&A #3

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Q: If fanta members are a family, how would you relate them Taiki-kun?

A:

Sekai-san -> papa

Taiki -> mama

Yagi -> 2 years old, youngest son

Nakajima -> cousin

Seguchi -> whenever the family gathers for New Years, he is the uncle that blabbers the most but would end up giving the most otoshidama money

Hori -> the father of my second cousin whose voice I haven't heard ever since the family inheritance's meeting some years ago

Sawa -> the housekeeper that gets two days off per week

Kimura -> chihuahua

Nakao -> 5 years old eldest son

From: Q&A #6

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Q: Please tell us what is the cute points of each members that FANTAROs doesn't know 📢

Taiki:

Sekai-san -> Most mature child

Hori-san -> Biggest perv

Yagi-san -> Loves me the most

Nakajima-san -> Hates losing the most

Sawamoto-san -> Most feminine

Kimura-san -> Loves himself the most

Nakao-san -> Most stoic

Seguchi-san -> Most realistic

From: Q&A #7

#fantastics from exile tribe #ive had these in my drafts for so long but i think today is a good time to post them #i got lazy trying to find the source lol #THE TAIKI FAMILY DRAMA IM DYINGGGGGGGG #THE WAY SOME OF THEM ARE TOO SPECIFIC #DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST HORINACCHAN LMAOOO #i need them to make this for real LMAO #like rmpg's ranpeiji family shorts #i want to beat taiki for making keito the pet and sawa a housekeeper tho ^__^ meet me at the fucking pit taiki #nakao shota #HBD SHOTAMAN #you are taiki's most beloved eldest son mwah

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saltytearsonmyface · 2 years

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Dick and his “baby” brothers

Dick, talking to someone: And these are my baby brothers! 😁

The baby brothers:

*Jason, 6 ft tall, over 200 pounds, built af*

*Tim, sleep deprived af, barely being able to stand, looking like a vampire*

*Damian, little, but incredibly angry and possibly feral*

Person: these are your baby brothers?

Dick: Yes! Aren’t they adorable?! 🥰🥰🥰🥰

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greenapplebling · 2 years

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Tim after getting to that part where Dracula says "I too can love" to Johnathan: Wait- Is Dracula gay??

Jason, a literature nerd: What kind of vampire novel isn't gay?

Tim: *nodding* That's fair

Dick, who had a vampire phase on his teens: To be fair, if you were an immortal being who didn't care about anything but satisfying your own desires, wouldn't you at least be curious?

Dick: It's like if you had a whole ice cream stand all for yourself and you only get vanilla

Tim: Did you just compared genders to ice cream flavors?

Dick: My point still stands. I bet everyone had fantasized about someone from the same sex at least once. Right, Jason?

Jason with his face slowly turning bright red: *trying to cover his face with the book he was reading*

Dick:... Is there something you want to share with the rest of us mortals?

Jason: Not particularly, no

#leaving it vague enough for y'all to draw conclusions lol #dc #batfam #batfamily #batfam incorrect quotes #incorrect batfam quotes #batman #red robin #red hood #nightwing #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #batkids #batbros #dracula #vampires #gay bats #source: my family

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theygender · 1 month

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I switched to buying the happy egg brand recently bc I know chickens are the most abused farm animal and I figured paying a couple extra bucks for some of them to have at least a marginally better life was a fair trade off, and I've been really happy with it. Today when I went to boil some eggs for breakfast I found that the two eggs I picked out were different sizes and for some reason that was so charming to me. Like... It makes it feel more real. These are real eggs that come from real chickens who have a somewhat decent quality of life. Hens naturally lay eggs of different sizes, and I feel like it's probably a good sign that an "imperfection" like that was allowed to exist rather than the company being set up in a way where hens are just made to keep pumping out eggs until they can replace all the natural variation with "perfect" ones

#rambling #and like i know happy egg still isnt perfect. no factory farm is. and i know there are other farms with even better qol for their chickens #but happy egg is the most ethical option sold in my area #and if the options are between 'chickens roaming free in areas with at least limited access to outside spaces #in a company that has built their whole image around caring for their wellbeing so their reputation is tied to how well they treat them'#or 'chickens spending their entire lives in indoor cages too small to stand up or turn around in—possibly painfully mutilated—#at a company with absolutely no transparency about the welfare of their animals who doesnt even bother to pretend they arent abusive'#...yeah ill spend like $1-2 extra for the first one #ideally i would love to start getting eggs from local chickens if i could reliably find a source #and end goal i would LOVE to have pet chickens and my own eggs so i dont need to worry about it at all anymore #(my gf and i both come from rural families who had pet chickens)#but uh. i live in an apartment rn lol. so im taking smaller steps where i can

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sysig · 2 months

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Let’s put it all on the line, see who’s victorious (Patreon)

#Doodles #Just Desserts #Villainsona #IRL vent stuff in the tags be warned #I've mentioned offhand that Kaiein is inspired by various sources but overall mostly on one person #And I've been very low contact with that person for years now - but I'm going to meet with them in the near future #I'm nervous as you can imagine haha #But I'd like it infinitely more to have to change Kaiein than to have him reinforced so I'm trying to feel hopeful as well #Either way I'm prepared. Either I get to do some rewriting or I have a very well-worn established outlet #Haha - it's a bit funny actually since there's no one-to-one translation but there is a kind of asymmetrical equivalence going on here #I pretty much never include my family in my sonas' stories - which is double funny since I love being an older sibling so much lol #That aspect rarely makes it into my sonas! I guess I feel like it's not my place to make characters for my loved ones lol #But IRL they're my support system <3 I'm in good hands and I trust them to have my back with what I need to face #And Charm has her wings! The Staff! She has something to rely on that make her more capable and confident!#It's not The Same Thing but it's how it feels ♥ The power of love and friendship!! It makes me stronger!!#And that's what makes the difference between Charm as a villain and a Hero :)#I used her TVAU outfit here - or one of the temps anyway :P - but honestly this is probably how S2 would go down hehe <3 #You're no match for Charm when she knows she's loved!! She'll fight you to full defeat!#I wonder how he'd react #Guess I'll find out real soon #Wish me luck

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phoenixcatch7 · 11 months

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If there's one thing I like more than time travel it's crossover reincarnation, so.

Botk link reincarnated as Damian Wayne.

An incredible weapon master of all types, but especially prodigious with a sword - he was beating knights at the age of 4 and with his memories as intact as they get for him I can see that goalpost moving even further (probably with traps and tricks, a 3yo doesn't exactly have great bodily control).

He's an excellent survivalist, agile, strong, durable, cunning and creative. He can move like a feather in the breeze, strike from behind with ease. His first kill, an animal, did not stir him as it did the other children. With his poise, grace, skills, obedience, he ought to be ra'as' finest assassin in the making, a jewel in the crown of the league.

Except he never speaks a word. Half his targets escape unscathed. He skates by true punishment on the merit of his skills and achievements in other missions. Testing has shown it is not a physical deformity that prevents his speech, but not even talia has been able to coaxe a word from him past his second birthday.

It is a defect ra'as is growing more and more frustrated by, as each attempt to fix these two final flaws ends in resounding failure. Less extreme solutions are running dry.

Talia fears those solutions. Her child does too, she knows. For them, there is a possible solution, more extreme than anything ra'as would tolerate.

She sends him out of the league. To his father.

To Gotham.

#'gee phoenix that sure sounds like that dp x dc you're normally rattling on about' yeah lol I steal tropes and sell them on the black market #Anyway this has been slowly rotisserie-ing in my head for a while I just like shaking canon like a magic 8 ball #I'd love to explore how link would react to Gotham and how he might see getting suddenly dumped in a found family as the youngest #And how that contrasts with both his expectations in the league and his role as the saviour last hope of a whole country #Because that kid cannot have a modern interpretation of killing. Like monsters? Kill with prejudice loot the corpses.#The yiga might have a little more hindsight understanding and he never killed them anyway but zero hesitation blowing them up #And ganon is so far removed from the concept of 'killing is bad' because a) human??? Monster??? B) literally the problem #C) he's been killing people so it'd even out d) everyone wants him dead So Bad e) been killed already like a dozen times what's one more #I get the feeling he'd assign the same role to the joker like 'widely considered the source of all evil. 'died' several times and came back #personal source of absolute misery for several heroes. Killed many' = slay the monster. Straightforward.#Like yes link always chooses kindness and has a strong morality and Opinion on killing people it's just a lot would be solved #By hitting the joker until he stopped making life miserable for everyone and if that means permanently well that's kind of link's job.#And like with Jason the bats understand that a lot better than they pretend to. But that is a 10yo who should not be thinking like that.#I think it'd be interesting to see how that'd change their reactions to 'Damian'. Like he holds a very similar opinion to og and Jason he #Just goes about it completely differently.#And I'd love to explore the differences between two fictional worlds and how they can go from pretty much the most black/white morality #To probably one of the greyest areas while still holding near identical themes and methods of dealing with that.#Found family compassion as a weapon against evil and copious amounts of weapons and cool gear lol #Also link should keep the arm he's earned it. Reincarnating with all his memories knocked a few other things loose I'd imagine #Mostly because all the loz games I've played have absolutely altered the way I view any link and also I love referencing them.#Damian with telekinesis and infinite glue would be great. A tiny 10yo sword master choosing instead to drop a dumpster on you #In between hurt comfort link beginning to bond with his family and begin to speak and learn sign language from cass #There's also the sound of explosives and a small figure clinging to a flying door as it crosses the Gotham night skies #Speaking of cass I bet her and link would be great friends in this au.#batman #batfam #bruce wayne #loz au #Loz #loz totk

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berryblu-soda · 11 months

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So do yall think the FSM was that ridiculously powerful compared to oni and dragons individually bc the dragon part was actually a source dragon or did i miss something?

#hc the fsm gave the og fire lightning earth and ice masters their powers #those elements being the ones from the first realm #water and wind are the actual ninjago realm local ones #each realm has an element or a couple elements assigned; and said elements can be very alike #like with kai and wildfyre´s case #theyre both fire but clearly not the exact same kind; i bet its because they have different sources #idk idk im using logic i use for ocs to not mix magic systems inbetween dimensions #but also take into account the importance of source dragons + wu´s cryptic ´family is key´+lloyd´s ´i feel strange´#when they walked up to the big ole source dragon #anyways imma go and do my assignment now lol #ninjago #dragons rising #ninjago spoilers #dragons rising spoilers #i have to iron out this idea tho; might be onto something but i already spotted some odd details #shut up sheo #ninjago theory

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dimsilver · 11 months

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#is it bad that I’m praying a little that I won’t be at home during presidential election season #I’m used to agreeing with my dad about politics and on a few important points now I don’t #anyway I’m home now and it keeps coming up in discussion #he’s so confident about things that I think are unproved #and I’m really on top of the news and sources bc I’m a journalist #I could totally be wrong #but he doesn’t really leave room for disagreement #anyway lol I love my dad and spending time with him so much and in the grand scheme this is small :)#but I’m at home visiting my family rn and have noticed with some sadness that this bothers me

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