#source: disenchantment

[andreilsupremacy]

[In the team bus with Neil walking around while they’re driving on the highway]

Andrew: Neil, sit down.

Neil: Don’t tell me what to do.

[Neil crashing in the background when the bus turns]

#all for the game #the foxhole court #neil josten #aftg #aftg andrew #aftg incorrect quotes #aftg meme #aftg headcanon #all for the gay #andrew josten minyard #aftg andreil #andreil headcanon #aftg neil #source: andreilsupremacy #source: Disenchantment #aftg shitpost #aftg funny

[superiorsturgeon]

In the Beacon Courtyard…

Jaune: Pyrrha, no! You can’t go up there and fight Cinder alone! Let me help you!

Pyrrha: Jaune, I can’t take you up to fight Cinder!

Jaune: Give me one good reason!

Pyrrha: Well…

————————————————————

In Ozpin’s Office…

Pyrrha: *floating in the air in a halo of orange light, holding the Beacon Relic overhead* It’s over, Cinder! I’ve got the Relic, AND the Maiden power!

Cinder: Well, I’VE got whatever THIS is!

Cinder: *holds up Jaune by the collar* 😈

Jaune: …Knight. 😑

Pyrrha: 😭

————————————————————

Back in the Beacon Courtyard…

Jaune: …I…just…don’t think that’s going to happen, Pyrrha…

Pyrrha: BUT HOW CAN WE BE SURE?!?!?! 😫

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #cinder fall #source: disenchantment #source: that 70s show #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[Karai has just escaped her imprisonment]

Shredder: Tiger Claw, why does everything I love run away?

Tiger Claw: Perhaps you don’t chain them up tight enough, sir.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: disenchantment #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #shredder #oroku saki #tiger claw #karai

[miae-bee]

Hiccup, hanging from a cliff: I can get captured or I can die

Hiccup: This should be a harder decision

#httyd #incorrect quotes #rtte #how to train your dragon #race to the edge #httyd series #hiccup haddock #my stuff #source: disenchantment

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wanda: I’m bad. I’m so bad.

Natasha: No, you’re not. You’re a marshmallow with legs.

#source: disenchantment #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff incorrect quotes #scarlet witch #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff incorrect quotes #black widow #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[unicornblossom13]

[Reuniting After The Tournament Of Elements]

Cole: Kai!

Kai: Cole! [runs up and hugs the other ninja]

Cole: I’m so happy to see you! Look at your sweet face! I missed you so much! [starts placing kisses all over his face]

Kai: I missed you so much. Chen and Clouse have a really toxic relationship.

#lego ninjago #ninjago #incorrect ninjago quotes #kai smith #ninjago kai #cole brookstone #ninjago cole #lavashipping #lava #source: disenchantment

[capndragn94]

Entrapta: I know I am not your mother-

Adora: Please don't.

Entrapta: But I do have sex with your father.

Adora: God, Entrapta. Ew.

#she ra and the princesses of power #spop #she ra #adora #entrapta #entrapdak #she ra incorrect quotes #spop incorrect quotes #hordad #source: disenchantment #momtrapta #stepmom entrapta

[incorrect-malfoys]

Lucius: You are selfish and cruel!

Bellatrix: Wow! Selfish, maybe. Cruel- well, also maybe

#hp fandom #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect malfoys #malfoyfamily #lucius malfoy #bellatrix lestrange #source: disenchantment #bellatrix and lucius are frenemies

[pathetic-dreamy]

Harry: You're clearly upset.

Louis: I'm not upset!

Harry: You kind of said that like you're upset.

#one direction #incorrect 1d #incorrect 1d quotes #louis tomlinson #harry styles #Larry #source: disenchantment #larrystylinson #incorrect Larry

[moonah-rose]

Michael: Eleanor, I've been a torturer, a liar, a stage magician and a monster. But I'll always be your friend.

Eleanor: You were always a monster, buddy, but that hasn't stopped me from loving you.

Chidi, watching: At this point I don't know who is enabling who.

#source: disenchantment #incorrect the good place quotes #the good place #tgp #hellstrop brotp #chidi anagonye

[silelda]

Soap: I’m sorry guys. We’re gonna die and it’s all my fault.

Ghost: No it was me with my incessant “do it, do it, do it”. That’s what made you do it.

Rodolfo: Neither one of you was to blame. It was both of you. You both killed us.

#source: disenchantment #source: disenchantment s1e2 #call of duty incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #cod incorrect quotes #incorrect cod quotes #call of duty modern warfare incorrect quotes #incorrect call of duty quotes

[andreilsupremacy]

Andrew: Seth is dead

Wymack: WHAT?! How did this happen?

Andrew: Well, it all started when he stopped breathing

#all for the game #the foxhole court #aftg #aftg andrew #aftg headcanon #aftg andreil #aftg incorrect quotes #aftg shitpost #source: andreilsupremacy #source: disenchantment #andrew josten minyard #andrew minyard hc #andrew minyard

[superiorsturgeon]

Tiny Gilded Rose

Salem: Good luck defeating me when you’re only a fraction of your usual size! *casts evil spell of shrinking* 😈

Ruby/Jaune: *zapped my evil magic, shrinking down to the size of action figures*

Pyrrha: 😱

Pyrrha: *snatches up Ruby/Jaune and tucks them in her corset because girl pockets are the worst*

Pyrrha: *squares up to Salem* 😠

Salem: Ah, the champion Pyrrha Nikos! Perhaps you might be interested in working for me rather than wasting your life in a doomed cause?

Ruby: *peeking out of Pyrrha’s cleavage* You’ll have to take us too! 😠

Jaune: *pops up beside Ruby* Because we live here now! 😁

Ruby/Jaune: *dive back into Pyrrha’s boobs* 🥰

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #ruby rose #arkos #milk and cereal #lancaster #gilded rose #jaune x pyrrha #pyrrha x ruby #jaune x ruby #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos x ruby rose #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #pyrrha nikos x ruby rose #jaune arc X Ruby rose #source: disenchantment

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[During the middle of an intense battle]

Raph: Is this an inappropriate time to say “I love you”?

Mona Lisa: Aww, so romantic!

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: disenchantment #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #raphael #mona lisa #ramona

[honeyed-latte]

Stoick: -now take those commoner clothes off AND COME DOWN LOOKING LIKE A PRINCE!

Hiccup: As YoU wIsH~ -Hiccup takes his top off and throws it at his father, walking out of the room.-

Stoick: ANYONE LOOKS AT HIM, THEY'RE GETTING THEIR HEAD CHOPPED OFF.

Viggo, walking into the greathall shackled and ready for trial: Oh Gods did I look at him!

#incorrect quotes #source: Disenchantment #httyd #hiccup haddock #stoick the vast #vigcup

[fullmoonhijinks]

Jacob: I’m sorry, guys. We’re going to die and it’s all my fault. Kaitlyn: No, it was me, I should have stopped you from sabotaging the car and I didn't. Dylan: Neither one of you is to blame! Dylan: It was both of you. You both killed us.

#the quarry #incorrect quotes #source: disenchantment #paraphrased #kaitlyn ka #dylan lenivy #jacob custos