#south park quote

[house-of-slayterr]

My Boyfriend: *is a zombie*

My friend: What did you get your boo for Valentine’s Day? I got mine new shoes.

Me, quoting that one tik tok audio: 33 aborted foetuses

#R #warm bodies #dark humor #zombie #zombie boyfriend #Valentine’s Day #cute couple things #Tik tok quote #south park quote #pro choice

[southpark-art]

“Sorry Linda, but we think Craig is a bad influence”🙄🙄

#south park #quotes #south park quote #quote #south park craig #craig tucker #pandemic #south park stan #stan marsh

[etherealsign282]

"That's how people like you work. Your ego is so out of whack that it will do whatever it can to protect itself. And people with a messed up ego can do these mental gymnastics to convince themselves they're awesome, when really, they're just douchebags."

Damn even South Park doesn't like people like my ex. 🤷

#South park #South park quote #southpark #Kyle and Cartman #Egotistical #douchebag

[dugiskoven]

#south park #coffee #i need coffee #cartoon #Cartoon boy #South park kyle #south park tweek #South park quote

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Jason: Why are you looking at me?

Y/N: Why are you looking at me?

Dick: Why isn’t anyone looking at me?

#source: south park #batfamily incorrect quotes #batfamily x reader #batfamily x batsis #dc incorrect quotes #dick grayson #dick grayson x sister reader #dick grayson x reader platonic #dick grayson x reader #jason todd #jason todd x reader #jason todd x reader platonic #jason todd x sister reader

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: Bruce really hates us.

Roy: Yeah, maybe he's homophobic.

Jason: We're not gay.

Roy: We're not?

#source: south park #jason todd #red hood #roy harper #arsenal #bruce wayne #batman #red hood and the outlaws #jayroy #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw homophobia

[incorrecthatchetfield]

*in complete darkness*

Steph: Pete, I'm starting to think this is a really bad idea.

Richie: I'm not Peter, I'm Richie. I thought you were Peter.

Steph: No, I'm Stephanie.

Ruth: You're Steph? Where's Grace?

Grace: Who're you?

Ruth: I'm Ruth.

Max: Hehe, guess who I am you guys.

Everyone: *screams*

#source: south park #incorrect quotes #incorrect starkid #incorrect starkid quotes #incorrect nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #steph lauter #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming #pete spankoffski #max jagerman #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #grace chasity

[pcholkachai]

these shitheads again

#south park #kenny mccormick #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #sp kyman #original quote on kenny meme by @69possums420

[angelofthenight]

Vance, sobbing: (y/n)! (y/n), I would be nothing without you! Ok?! I’m sorry! Ok? Please!

You: You called me a whore and pushed me in front of a car.

Vance: (y/n), I was in a bad mood! I told you that’s what happens after I eat!

#source: south park #vance hopper #vance hopper x reader #reader insert #the black phone incorrect quotes #the black phone x reader #the black phone #incorrect black phone quotes #the black phone imagine #black phone #tbp incorrect quotes #tbp #incorrect TBP quotes

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Casey: What are you doing? Donnie, holding a wiffle bat: Killing you. Unfortunately I could only afford a wiffle bat so it's going to take a while.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: south park #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #donatello #casey jones

[bblueberrypancakes]

Craig: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

Y/n, watching Stan screaming, Cartman trying to set a sleeping Kyle on fire, and Kenny choking on air: I don't know either.

#bblueberrypancakes #south park x reader incorrect quotes #south park x you #south park x y/n #south park x reader #craig tucker x reader #kenny mccormick x y/n #kenny mccormick x reader #eric cartman x reader #eric cartman #stan marsh x you #stan marsh x y/n #stan marsh x reader #kyle broflovski x y/n #kyle broflovski x reader #kyle broflovski #stan marsh

[cry1ngchild]

Laughing Jack: We’re not just sure, we’re HIV positive :)

Jason: Will you stop it with that?!! What part of this is funny to you!

Laughing Jack: Jason we need-

Jason: WHAT PART of being infected with a DEADLY DISEASE!! is funny to you?!?

Laughing Jack: I don’t think it’s funny Jason

Jason: Then stop saying that ‘you’re not just sure that your HIV postitive’!!

Laughing Jack: 👀

Jason: This isn’t funny! Dying isn’t funny!! So just SHUT THE F*bleep*K UP!!!

Laughing Jack: Look. If you just wanna be so… HIV negative all the time-

Jason: KNOCK IT OFF RIGHT NOW! THIS IS NOT FUNNY… AT. ALL.

Laughing Jack: … are you sure?

Jason: YES

Laughing Jack: are you… HIV positive-?

#hehe south park #creepypasta #creepypasta incorrect quotes #laughing jack #jason the toymaker #creepypasta imagines #jason meyer #yars #tagged for exposure > #jason the toymaker x reader #laughing jack x reader #creepypasta x reader

[insomniac-dormouse]

Them<3

@nerves-nebula

#teenage mutant neglected turtles #incorrect quotes #tm(n)t #teenage mutant ninja turtles #casey jones #raphael hamato #tm(n)t Raph #comic #art #fanart #tmnt fanart #tmnt au #digital art #source: south park #I think #not sure about that #I feel like I’m missing an obvious typo that I’m only gonna catch the hundredth time I read this through #I’m so tired of that happening

[msrosemagic]

MC: Wow, Lucifer really hate us.

Mammon: Yes, perhaps he’s homophobic.

MC: But we’re not gay, Mammon.

Mammon: ….

MC: ….

Mammon: We’re not?

#obey me #obey me mc #obey me mammon #incorrect quotes #source: south park

[stabwxrthy]

South Park Fanart

I tried so hard to not make them look anime 😭

Click Here for my rendered butters drawing!

#south park #south park fanart #south park fandom #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #kenny mccormick #butters stotch #leopold butters stotch #fanart artist #incorrect quotes #drawing #phone destroyer #the fractured but whole

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

*Bruce, Y/N, and Dick sitting around a table, eating dinner*

Dick: Y/N… well? Do you want to tell your father about what happened at school today?

Y/N: *looks up in confusion* Um… O-oh. I flunked my math quiz.

Dick: No! The other thing!

Bruce: *now concerned* What other thing? What happened at school today?

Y/N: *thinking about it* Oh, the school shooting?

Dick: *clearly exasperated* Yes! The school shooting!

Y/N: *going back to eating* Oh, yeah. Some kid shot up the school.

Bruce: Who shot up the schoo- Was it you?

Y/N: No.

Bruce: Did you get shot?

Y/N: No.

Bruce: Oh. *goes back to eating* What’s this about failing a math quiz?

Dick: Are you serious?! Did you not hear what your child just said?! Kids died at the school!

Bruce: *surprised* I’m sorry, Dick, I-

Dick: Why are you all acting like this is normal? What is wrong with you people?! *gets up and storms away*

Y/N: What’s up his ass?

Bruce: *shrugs and continues eating*

#source: south park #bruce wayne x daughter reader #bruce wayne #bruce wayne x reader #bruce wayne x reader platonic #dick grayson x sister reader #dick grayson #dick grayson x reader #dick grayson x reader platonic #batfamily incorrect quotes #dc incorrect quotes #batfamily x batsis #batfamily x reader