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murkybu · 2 years

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you wanna kill me so bad it makes you look stupid

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lornainthewoods · 3 months

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The best, most husbands line in S2…

#neil gaiman #you taunt us all #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #ineffable idiots #good omens s2 #how have they never met a Jim?

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hollow-indigo · 6 months

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5000 notes and I’ll answer ANY question about ANY of my OCs. no vagueness, no riddles.

edit: disclaimer: some vagueness will have to be upheld for Wisteria lore upon request

#grape flavored ramblings #I severely doubt this will happen but I think it’s funny to taunt you guys (affectionately)#disclaimer: this barely applies to The Lost Child as I am not legally allowed to share a large portion about them.#This deal does not include: batteries. stickers. tomato soup. F@t4L C0rrŪpt!0n Fallen. garlick bread or gnomes #undertale #undertale au #undertale oc

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cat-cosplay · 3 months

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#monty python and the holy grail #french knight #i shall taunt you a second time #cat cosplay #cosplay #cats #kitty #cats in costumes #cat #cats of tumblr #aww #cat costume #parody #funny #humor #video #cat videos #nerdy

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mrtequilasunset · 6 months

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Okay I've had this project open for like. Way too long now and I've hit a brick wall with it but i still would like to share what I have so here's this idea I've been mulling around about the disco skills being court jesters. I only have the psyche skills done but hopefully soon I'll have the inspiration for the others and also fully color these. Enjoy

#its been sitting on my canvas for weeks. taunting me #i know the designs are simple but i intended tl add more details when i colored and. well #disco elysium #disco elysium art #disco elysium skills #de empathy #de volition #de espirit de corps #de suggestion #de inland empire #the furies #de skills #flew too close to the sun had too many expectations for the image in my brain #i think my problem is im afraid to stray too far from the source material specifically with the coloring #if i dont only use colors found on the cards i feel like im doing smthn wrong you get me #anyways teehee #wip #kinda

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ghostforwhat · 11 months

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i think will should have gotten to see hannibal in his stupid little speedo at least once

#like we all point at will showing up to his office all pretty and poised and ass first but #imagine will who has never even seen Hannibal in a sweater at that point breaking out of jail once again to threaten/kill hannibal #and he shows up at the pool with all his righteous gay fury or whatever never considering what hannibal would be wearing #he makes Hannibal get out of the pool at gunpoint and then his whole brain shuts down #LIKE JUST CANNOT CONTROL HIS EYES AT ALL AND ends up making his threats to Hannibal’s crotch #Hannibal’s too fucking bewildered to even taunt him like ???how did you get out again???

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automatonknight · 8 months

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SNIPERMEDIC

love at first deathtaunt

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pain-is-too-tired · 24 days

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I'm thinking about the Apollo Cabin and crying again y'all fdhdg

Just thinking about Little Will struggling to find a talent that fits with his other siblings, watching them ace Archery and Music no problem, and feeling really self-conscious about it.

Lee making the decision to have him shadow Michael in the infirmary and Michael immediately being taking him under his wing.

First time Will's healing abilities show up Will's confused as to what had just happened but Michael is pumped. Lee practically could see him glowing when they meet back for dinner Michael's so proud.

Anytime anyone even tries to talk down to Will about his lack of Archery or Music expertise like his siblings Michael has to be held back from throwing hands. Especially cause he knows Will takes it to heart.

After BoM, Will's self confidence plummets due to losing his biggest support system and having to take care of so many lives on his own. It doesn't really start to build back up until Nico starts noticing and helps him through it.

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ride-a-dromedary · 4 months

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[I'm sorry for your loss.] It was a long time ago. The wounds don't heal, but they become more bearable.

#Baldur's Gate 3 #Halsin #bg3edit #otheredits #my stuff #you ever seen halsin's expression after you express sympathy for his dead family? now you have - pain be upon ye #missing is the dead eye he has afterwards before the animation loop #halsin is a good example of no matter how old someone is they were someone's child once #they were someone who lost family they loved #grief like that never goes away - this is an original hurt that is buried beneath a hundred others - but it is the one that aches the worst #that's why halsin doesn't like keeping someone's mother away from them as a taunt even if it's an evil bastard #it's why he sympathizes with ketheric's decline in spite of the fact that he is the cause of such a massive weight on his conscious #he looks in the mirror and sees his father's face centuries later - he talks of his mother still #side note - it's why i think halsin would be *very* upset with wyll's daddy drama (on ulder's side of what he did to wyll)#and in spite of his rocky start with shadowheart he would be happy she could be reunited with her parents #because he'll never have that chance #anyway i am...sad #the point of this post is his expression destroys me because i felt it

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letitbehurt · 2 months

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Dog-catcher poles being used to manhandle Whumpee.

Wire choking off air when Whumpee fights or fails to move fast enough, easily cutting through the skin. Hands bound behind their back so that they can’t grab the pole being used to drag them along. Whumper(s) keeping their distance because watch it, this one bites—

#Thank you @whumps-and-bumps for the brain food <33 #Whumpee’s head being forced against the bars of their cage for an injection or a taunt #Whumpees who still fight the whole way DESPITE being choked and yanked and shoved every step of the way #Whumpees who promise that the only thing saving Whumper is the length of that fucking pole #Whumpees who are gagged in some way and so their sounds of struggle and pain sound animalistic #Whumper(s) degrading them for it #RECAPTURE #Whumpee’s cheek pressed to the ground as one Whumper holds the pole and another ties Whumpee’s hands behind their back #Whumpers treating Whumpee like a dangerous or disgusting animal #that’s the good stuff #whump

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pink-key · 2 months

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..would it be really really weird if I said that I have a crush on Toby?

Yes it would be --- Maybe would add this wall of text again to similar asks like this in case you want to know my take on a romantic or any relationship with him

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shaykai · 2 months

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Something something Gortash pointing his crossbow (gun) at a redeemed Durge and saying “I already mourned you”

#on one hand. wish he hesitated just a little bit more with killing them #on the other. it’s logically a good idea for him to not be so attached to durge (bane approves) and also he already had several months to #believe they were dead #ALSO ALSO you can’t tell me Orin doesn’t parade around with durge’s face to taunt him #so that probably makes it a bit easier- just pretend it’s her #some wretched doppleganger wearing the face of his best friend/lover #ANYWAYS LOL Shshhshshshsh I’m making a comic about this (sort of) for a redeemed Vat’il #tagging this as #durgetash #but it doesn’t have to be #bg3 spoilers #kind of #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #Durge #enver gortash

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zarla-s · 10 months

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Spy has such a big smile on his face when he Spycrabs! I just like that he enjoys being silly (on his terms).

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#team fortress 2 #spy #heavy #z art #z comic #he's usually such a snob #but he's got the silliness in him just like the rest #nothing like playing spy and taunting until you spycrab and everyone around you goes nuts #although once an enemy spy spycrabbed by me out a door and i let him because aww and then he ran back in and stabbed me :(#accurate spy behavior to be fair

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heynhay · 10 months

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i want them fighting like children as in pushing each others faces away, i'm not touching you with a finger a centimeter away, tripping each other in the hallway bc somehow that's flirting do u see the vision or am i alone

we may never diagnose what the hell their problem is

#klance #voltron #vld #oh anon. do i see the vision?#I LIVE the vision. you are literally describing my opinion of klance #which i think is canon tbh like #watch the show! if anyone thinks keith isnt immediately sinking down to lance's taunts you're kidding yourself #i fucking. like. this is the only acceptable klance dynamic to me. full of hate #listen to me anon. look at me.#even if no one else were to see the vision (though i have faith many do)#i am confident i would die on the battlefield with you. on this hill in particular.#ask #art #my art

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rinpenrose1900 · 4 months

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every time you think i've forgotten about this account, boom. i re-emerge . this time i come to you with Secret Knowledge. this one's for you, my 1,107 tumblr followers.

there will likely be a new Gin Stream next month. don't say i don't feed you guys well. the people who follow rinpenrose1900 are my favourite children

#but if twitter asks i love you all equally #i don't #i am perpetuating the cycle of favourite children started by my grandmother #more Knowledge. grandma has filled the front hall with Christmas Gnomes #i can't go in there they're all just sitting in the balcony. taunting me. uwah

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bakubunny · 4 months

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*whispers smth abt him making ur ass every shade of red in front of a bunch of people bc he knows u get off from it bc u were a lil too bratty that day n runs away*

kirishima, midoriya, bakugo, shinso, aizawa, tokoyami, geto, nanami, sukuna

#everyone has tools they prefer but your ass is gonna be so hot n sore ur gonna regret it the next day #don’t forget the part where he puts a vibe in you bc he can see how wet you and taunts you for how much you love it #whispers in your ear so no one but you can hear every sweet and filthy thing he says #then maybe if ur lucky he might make you [🫠]#ok byeee #jjk smut #bnha smut #mha smut #smut hcs #jujutsu kaisen smut #boku no hero academia smut #aged up characters #bakubunny #tw impact play

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