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gabihime-jegulusseeker · 5 months

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marauders era, incorrect quote

James: did you have to stab him?

Regulus: you weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.

James: what did he say?

Regulus: what are you going to do? Stab me?

James:

Sirius, nodding: that’s fair

#merodeadores #marauders incorrect quotes #marauders #incorrect quotes #james potter #regulus black #sirius black #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #black brother talks #sirius is regulus supporter #and defender until the day he dies #oh but in canon he #i dont care #sirius biggest regulus defender until the day he dies i say

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she-posts-nerdy-stuff · 1 year

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Someone who didn’t realise I was in earshot: I hate Matthias and I think his redemption arc was stupid because he was evil and he should never have been with Nina because he was prejudiced towards her

Me, pulling a portable projector from my bag and ushering everyone in the vicinity into chairs that just materialised from nowhere as I start handing round a syllabus and producing a binder full of notes: Well, actually -

#grishaverse #leigh bardugo #six of crows #crooked kingdom #nina zenik #matthias helvar #helnik #shadow and bone #soc incorrect quotes #Matthias #hellgate #Helnik supremacy #i will defend him with my life #helvar

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mushed-kid · 4 months

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voltron as textposts etc. 16!

(wow that’s a total of 161 of these, also you need to click on the pictures!!! @008luna008 i did your suggestion 😁❤️)

#voltron #vld #voltron legendary defender #voltron as textposts #incorrect voltron quotes #lance mcclain #hunk garrett #keith kogane #klance #voltron kosmo #coran hieronymus wimbleton smythe #voltron coran #allura #princess allura

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guardianofthedawn · 3 months

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Kung Lao: I’m so happy, I could kiss you!

Raiden: Uh…neat.

*later*

Raiden: *mumbling into his pillow* I said “neat”, Kenshi. Who says neat these days? It’s not neat to say it but I said it anyway because - and forgive my language - I am fucking stupid.

Kenshi: *meditating* Don’t beat yourself up too much, Raiden, everybody gets nervous. Remember what I did when Johnny confessed his feelings to me?

Raiden: *looks up* Didn’t you thank him?

Kenshi: *breaks meditation pose* I fucking thanked him.

#mortal kombat #incorrect mortal kombat quotes #mk1 2023 #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #kung lao #raiden #johnshi #railao #defenders of Earthrealm: meme material #both confessions would be awkward and hilarious from an outside perspective

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sarenicide · 5 months

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Mc/Yuu: "You're a menace" Floyd: "We aren't just a menace!" Jade: "We're your menace!" Azul: "For the love of-GET A ROOM!"

#might change my name to be something like #“Octotrio Apologist”#or like #“Fish Mafia Defender”#or somethin similar idk #twst tweels #twst azul #twst jade #twst floyd #floyd leech x reader #jade leech x reader #octavinelle #twst incorrect quotes #disney twst #twisted wonderland

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things-wesaid-thatareklance · 5 months

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keith, to lance: did you know that shiro has an instagram page dedicated to his bad parking

keith: like someone actually went out every day, looking for his car just to post it on their social media

shiro: PLEASE BE QUIET

shiro: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE QUIET

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yunviz · 3 months

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Keith: I fell—

Lance: From heaven?

Keith: No, I literally fell—

Lance: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Keith: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Lance: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

#incorrect quotes #voltron #voltron the legendary defender #voltron incorrect quotes #keith kogane #lance mcclain #klance

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lilcatastrophe · 23 days

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vld incorrect posts anyone ?

might just be bc i’m pretty sick rn but i found some of these stupidly funny, so here 😌

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dragonnnfly · 1 month

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Tuffnut, texting Hiccup: Hiccup! help I’m being kidnapped!

Hiccup: Where are you?

Tuffnut: I’m with some strange person in a car. Help

Hiccup: I’ll call Ruffnut

Ruffnut, answering her phone: Y’ello

Hiccup: Where’s Tuffnut? He texted me that he was being kidnapped

Ruffnut: Tuffnut? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to me-

Ruffnut:

Ruffnut: I’ll call you back *hangs up*

Ruffnut: MY NEW HAIRCUT ISNT THAT BAD

Tuffnut: WHO ARE YOU?!

#after she cut her hair to save Scauldy #httyd #how to train your dragon #hiccup #rtte #race to the edge #incorrect httyd quotes #incorrect rtte quotes #tuffnut #ruffnut #rob #dob #incorrect rob quotes #incorrect dob quotes #riders of berk #defenders of berk #modern au #texting

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raeofgayshine · 2 years

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Bruce Wayne, drunk and full on Brucie mood in the middle of a gala: You know, that accent doesn’t really fit in around here. It’s cute. Where are you from?

Clark, internally debating every life choice that led him to this moment: I’m from Smallville. Kansas.

Bruce, leaning closer to Clark with a flirty smile: Oh you’re cute and funny. You know, I like that in a man.

Clark, very confused but trying to just go along with it: Thank you??

Bruce: I mean, everyone knows that Kansas isn’t real but I do always enjoy a good laugh.

Clark: What.

Bruce: What? Everyone knows that Kansas was made up for Wizard of Oz.

Clark, unsure if Bruce is fucking with him or if he’s just really deep into this dumb act: Bruce, Kansas is a real place. It’s one of the 50 states that make up America.

Bruce, tilting his head a little confused: There’s 50 states? Since when?