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0luna123 · 1 year
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It slaps
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dark-drawssss · 2 years
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So a funny thing that I saw when watching people play the story mode (The Long Dark Wintermute) is that they would fully strip Will out of all his clothes (due to the fact that the prisoners will take your stuff once you go back to the prison). Ik that people were worried about Will's clothing being stolen too (which doesn't happened to some of the clothes that he wears) but it's still funny nonetheless.
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zu-is-here · 3 months
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(〃˃̵3˂̵)(ᴖ◡U๑)♪
thanks to l1met1me for sudden inspiration! <3
Cross from xtaleunderverse by jakei95
Shattered Dream from shattereddreamsau by galacii / galacii-gallery
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oozedninjas · 6 months
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Hello! Not exactly sure what’s all covered under “dark stuff” but I thought I’d shoot my shot.
Do you have any ideas or head canons concerning how badly the turtles might um…. Mark someone up during a close encounter? Like how badly the animal instincts might take over, or if they were even aware of it happening?
18+ /NSFW / Leo's the oldest with 29 / Everyone is susceptible to leaving marks at one time or another. In this essay, I will—
Leo is more susceptible to this act during his rut, when you're having angry sex, or those nights when he feels like acting a little mean (just because you love it). He sucks on your skin, and it's that suction that leaves the mark—most of the time reddish, almost purple. Always heals fast, for which he's gotta keep making them.
Raphel adores biting you. His marks are always deep purple and borderline black. Looks more like you had an accident, which makes them extra hard to hide under makeup or clothing. They take forever to heal, and he kind of gets offended if you cover them up.
Donatello is respectful while marking you. If you request him not to place his love bites in visible areas he'll listen. There's a catch, however. No neck marks? Perfect. How about splattering your entire torso with multiple different-sized hickeys? Sounds fair, right? I swear he'd be the most smooth talker, and yet somehow has an absolutely ravishing mischievous smirk.
Mikey uses them more when he's feeling slightly more possessive of you. Typically, the urge to mark you intensifies as his mating season comes close to its peak. My dude goes feral. He loves it when you mark him too (I mean if somehow you could go through that hard surface of his skin). And you can bet he shows them off proudly!
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wolflowers · 10 days
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𝖯𝖺𝗌𝗌𝖺𝗀𝖾𝗆 𝒅𝒆 𝗎𝗆𝖺 𝐧𝐨𝐢𝐭𝐞 ❟ [ 𝐈𝐗 ] 🍊
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สวัสดี ☆ 🍊 𝐈𝐆 PROFILE IDEA !
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sincerelystesichorus · 2 months
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me becoming a gortash apologist apparently
i never thought i'd say this. i am thinking about Enver Gortash. i'm usually not one of his apologists but... i've had brain rot for my Durge lately, and i think a big moment of developing your Durge is how you react to meeting Gortash again, yeah? you may or may not be close with Karlach but the party and Durge especially have all faced similar trauma of betrayal and exploitation nonetheless (and so has Gortash), he's already been introduced vaguely at the end of Act 2 as a threat/main villain, he worships Bane, he has general edge lord vibes (remember that bit where I'm usually not a Gortash apologist djdjdjd); what i'm trying to spit out, is there's a lot to sway you against Gortash in that first meeting. and I'd argue even a little further, as someone that followed Orin's plans of betrayal against him in my first Tav run, (just because her audacity is so damn funny.)
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But anyway. Meeting Gortash. Finding out you used to be close. Perhaps homoerotically, perhaps in a strange platonic manner, or some other third thing, but nonetheless, Durge is assumably the only person Gortash has ever truly liked. He just really goes out of his way with praise at meeting again, the use of the word favorite is notable, and if Gortash had anyone worth elevating, he would, right? That was how Ketheric got here, Orin wants more credibility for herself and the Bhaalists, and Gortash... just enslaves his parents in their old home/business. But he liked you. He's really so similar to Astarion (it's nothing, you're just the only person I've ever truly cared for); he's just already a touch too far gone in his power hungry search for security. He's already repeated the cycle, years and years ago with Karlach as the main example and just the inevitability of being Bane's Chosen. And yet - Durge comes marching through the door again with this band of misfits and his old lackey he wronged, and he's willing to make a true bargain.
And I know it's just in Gortash's character to scheme, but l think playing as reformed Durge makes Gortash's potential deal all the more devastating, since he will truly follow through on his word (or, at least he would.)
It's so funny to show up dating Astarion or Shadowheart, and imagine them teasing you later that night, saying they thought you'd have better taste. Or the bitterness of being with Karlach, knowing that you seemed to be in such deep kahoots. And so on. The point is not valuing that past relationship with Gortash. Focusing on the shiny and new.
And like whatever. Gortash isn't ever going to publicly present that his feelings are hurt but like... wouldn't they? Your past lover or at the very least, only close friend struts in, now thinking they're some big shot, so beyond everything you two had ever done... when you always lived in their shadow beforehand, frankly. Gortash adores how this flawless plan was majorly Durge's, critiques Orin's sloppy manner of filling your place, how Ketheric was just a means to an end. But he liked you. The person who helped him raid Mephistopheles' vault, in turn helping him spit not only in the arch devil's face, but his past captor, Raphael's too (since Raph lives chronically in the shadow of his father, imo.) The person who thought they could formulate and enact this whole plot, and the only one he was willing to follow, to be an equal with, now coming to tell him what everyone always does, inevitably.
A final fuck you, or some form of betrayal, the same thing that caused his mess all those years ago when sold off to that warlock.
It would have to hurt, and while it's funny to imagine my little gnome Durge dying inside and cackling to the party about sleeping with an enemy and technically being the enemy... a little obssessed at the angst you could perceive of Gortash somehow falling for any crazy Bhaalspawn, nonetheless Durge, who was never one for morals, coming back renewed and not to come get him or work things out... but to slay him or turn against him. I'd send the Steelwatchers after our asses too.
In conclusion, Gortash, probably:
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sigh. my bias against greasy little guys could never truly make me hate you, enver gortash. look at you, the man that you are.
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nicstylus · 2 months
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tatarkingdom2 · 2 months
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Being parent is hard, even mascot horror feel it.
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The proud parents
The deadbeat parents
The midlife crisis parents
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jaggedcliffs · 1 year
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I promised I’d show my love for Love Between Fairy and Devil by making some  memes, and I’ve finally made good on it
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ghostfacedbat · 4 months
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My first bg3 post and it's a shadow fandub shitpost ft my durge, Revan, and Raphael
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iamafanofcartoons · 1 year
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Based on @bestworstcase post
https://www.tumblr.com/bestworstcase/715964277302902784/oz-we-have-to-kill-salem-its-why-im-cursed
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sweet-cynicalstrain · 12 days
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And an alternate version:
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The Untamed + @unhelpfultarot (Part 4 of Untamed x Unhelpful Tarot memes)
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zu-is-here · 2 years
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*sent to Nightmare*
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i drew this before i even played the game
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pearl-granger · 2 days
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so at cricket today theres was a girl who didn't have grip on the soles of her shoes nor laces so we we're just calling her shoes random things like 'shoewear' 'feet wear' 'sandles' saying things like' shoes are clothes for your feet you get it
and some where socks got involved and with missing a beat i said, ''socks are wore under the shoes.''
heres the best part. we had declared shoes are clothes (aka. shirts, pants shit like that) for shoes. and i said that bullshit with out thinking a single thought.
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