#this dynamic is gonna steal the movie for me I know it

[captainpikeachu]

the utter chaos that is gonna be Bucky, John, and Alexei in the Thunderbolts movie is gonna be glorious and every time I think about it, it makes me absolutely giddy

they’re gonna kill each other 🤣💀😂

#this dynamic is gonna steal the movie for me I know it #alexei shostakov #bucky barnes #john walker #david harbour #sebastian stan #wyatt russell #MCU #marvel #mcu thunderbolts #marvel thunderbolts #thunderbolts

[ringdabel]

My thoughts on OP ships except im being 100% honest (P.1)

*LuNami - Cute but im not a big fan of it - Autisum and girlboss frfr - idm if its canon! I mean i like their moments of hugging and all, they're all so silly and i absolutely adore them! ^^ *LuHan - Nah... HARD pass... - I do not ship them at all and refuses to - their age gap is 12 and i think personally Boa is just having some kind of highschool crush -if this ship becomes canon...... bro im gonna stare in the distance and cry - If you ship these two...... NO OFFENSE! But What is wrong with you :[ *LuZo/ZoLu - MY EMOTINAL SUPPORT SHIP YIPPIEEEEE - They are so SO CANON u cannot convince me otherwise!!! - Dumb and Dumber. - I love and ADORE their dynamic! their interactions, first meetings, etc... EVERYTHING THEYRE SOOO CUTE AGHHCBSDBIL <3333 - The crew KNOWS they love eachother. They know what they are. - shamelessly kisses eachother goodnight - Zoro will die for Luffy, and Luffy will stop him. *LuSan/Sanlu - ONE OF MY FAV SHIPS EVER!!! Their interactions!! >>>>>> - WE KNOW SANJI LOVES HIM AND ADORES HIM. WE KNOW THAT ALREADY YOU FRENCH FRY - He wants to be Luffy's special boy in the OPLA, c'mon, its so obv - Sanji gets jealous when Luffy compliments other cooks other than him, its canon guys, trust me. MOVIE 6, THAT PHYSILOGICAL HORROR MOVIE OF OP. *ZoSanLu/ZoLuSan -POWER POLY LOVERS ON TOP! -i love them. *cries* -I have 400 pages of fanart featuring these stupid boneheads. - they sleep together and Luffy steals all the blankets - Zoro will def giving them his earings. aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *LuKob/Koblu -Comfort ship of mine!!! THEYRE SO CUTE ITS ILLEGAL!!!! - I want them to reunite again, then hold hands and kiss eachother on the lips then go on cute little dates :[ - LUFFY IS KOBY'S GAY AWAKENING CHANGE MY MIND (i feel like hes more like bi or pan BUT) - Koby owns 6000 wanted posters of Luffy and its canon that he wants more of them. hes such a fanboy omg.... - If they ever date... they will have a matching handmade bracelet... Luffy's red and Koby's pink.... each has letters of eachother... - (ALSO THERES THIS FAV FIC OF THEM FROM AO3, THE AUTHOR IS okiedokeTM (madelinescribbles) AND THE FIC IS CALLED "Koby's Awful No-Good Very Confusing Day" CHECK IT OUT IF YOU CAN!!!!) - im very normal abt them (lie) *LuUso/UsoLu - Very cute ship!!1 - i personally see them as best friends more but its still verey cute! - They bond, they hug, they hit and they danced. yeah i get how ppl ship them!!!!!!!!! *LuLaw/Lawlu -Tbh.... its very cute! - i used to be obsessed with this ship bcs their dyanmic is so interesting, like Black cat and golden retriver! - i still kinda do ndcnas - Luffy reminds Law of Corazon bcs of his goofiness ughh CRIES - I hc Law that he has a soft spot for silly, goofy ppl, his sister, his crew, Corazon, LUFFY????????? He loves them but will never admit smh smh - When he ruins all of your well-planned plans that took you a whole week to make <3333333 *CobyLuLaw/KobyLawLu -AYEEEEEEEEEEE MY NEW FAV SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!! - F**K BEING UNDERRATED, I WANT THIS TO BE KNOWN ACROSS THE WHOLE F**KING WORLD!!!!!! - PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ITS SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U HAVE TO WRITE FICS ABT IT I NEED MORE OF IT!!!1 - I want to thank @orange-artist for drawing and having KobyLawLu on my breakfast table!!!!!!!!!! - AND FOR YOU THE PPL WHO WRITE THE FICS ILY - me omw to make brainrots of these three stupid peas in a pod, fishes in a bowl, pens in a pencilcase :]]]

#one piece #kobylu #lunami #lusan #sanlu #zolu #luzo #lukoby #usolu #kobylawlu

[gracies-baby]

Could you write a friends to lovers with Gracie? I would read anything! Thank you! 💕

Of course I can! I’m so sorry for the long wait and I hope you enjoy!

Movie Night Confession

(Gracie Abrams x Reader)

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"What movie are we watching tonight?" Audrey asks her best friend as Gracie walks around the kitchen getting the snacks ready as she and Abby sit in the living room.

"I dunno. Whatever Y/n wants to watch" Gracie replies as she walks back to her couch, snacks in hand.

"C'mon, she's just gonna wanna watch twilight again. I love it but there's only so many times I can watch that movie" Abby whines as her cousin sits next to her.

"Yeah Gracie, there are other ways to show her you love her than letting her choose the movie all the time y'know. One of them being telling her" Audrey speaks while stealing some snacks from her friend.

"I'm not telling her anything. She doesn't need to know"

"Well she's gonna know when the album comes out. I mean, come on, who else would you have written the blue about? She's gonna know it's about her"

"You guys don't get it. If I tell her, everything would be different. Our whole dynamic would change and I don't think I can handle that" Gracie rambles before she's cut off by Abby.

"Gracie, we know you have this fear of commitment but Y/n's so good for you. And she's completely in love with you, everyone can see it"

"Y/n is not in love with me. We're friends. Nothing more" Gracie corrects before they hear a knock at the door.

"That's her. You guys will not repeat a word of this to her. I mean it" She answers the door only for Weenie to jump at the girl on the other side.

"Hi Weenie! I missed you too!" Y/n says with a soft laugh that causes Gracie's cheeks to turn pink.

"You know who else I missed? Your owner! Hi Gracie" She says as she turns towards the taller girl, enveloping her in a hug.

"I missed you too" The brunette whispers as she pulls the shorter girl closer to her, relishing in the moment.

"So.. are we gonna watch twilight tonight?" Y/n asks with a wide grin as she pulls away from the hug.

"Yeah, obviously. Everything's already setup" Gracie replies with a smile reserved just for Y/n.

"Great! I just need to get a drink and then I'll be right there!" Y/n replies as Gracie walks back to the living room.

"Did you just smell her hair?" Abby questions with a laugh.

"What? No!" Gracie's face turns bright red at the accusation.

"Dude, you totally did! You're down bad!"

"Shut up!" Gracie exclaims as the shorter girl walks into the room, giving the group an odd look.

"Am I interrupting something?"

"No, nothing at all! Ready to start?" Gracie replies as the girl takes a seat next to her. Gracie presses play on the remote as Y/n cuddles into her side. She feels Abby and Audrey smirk at each other as she wraps her arm around Y/n, pulling her closer.

When the movie ends, Abby and Audrey are asleep while Y/n and Gracie are still cuddled up, watching the credits.

"Gracie? What are we?" Y/n asks suddenly as she looks up at the brunette.

"Huh? What do you mean? We're friends" Gracie chuckles in response.

"But we could be more. I don't want to be just friends with you. And I think you want more too" Gracie stays silent as she looks at the girl in shock.

"Or I'm just totally reading this all wrong. I'm sorry, I-I have to go" Y/n quickly grabs her stuff before rushing to the door.

"Y/n wait!" Gracie grabs the girls wrist as she reaches the door.

"No, I can't be here right now-" the shorter girl is cut off when she feels the brunettes lips gently push against her own. Y/n closes her eyes and wraps her arms around the taller girls neck, pulling her closer as Gracie's arms wrap around her waist.

"I’ve been waiting for this for so long” Gracie sighs as she pulls away.

“Why didn’t you say anything?” Y/n asks with a big grin.

“I didn’t wanna mess up what we had! I’ve never loved anyone the way I love you. I would have been with you any way you wanted me”

“Well, I’m waiting” Y/n responds as she looks up at the brunette.

“Y/n, I love you so much. Please be my lover?” Gracie asks, smiling when she hears the girl giggle at her Taylor Swift reference.

“Of course I will! Took you long enough” Y/n replies as she wraps Gracie up in another hug, wide grins on both their faces.

“Fucking finally! Can someone else start picking movies now?” Abby teases as she and Audrey watch the scene in front of them with wide smirks.

#taylor swift x reader #gracie abrams #gracie abrams x reader #taylor swift #jenna ortega x reader #wednesday addams x reader #tara carpenter x reader #vada cavell x reader #kate bishop x reader #fluff

[diaryofaprettyprincess]

Wait- what if bimbo reader was actually more of the cold and uptight type. Hyperfem and naive but has walls pushing people away. But by some miracle starts dating yandere!Eddie who burrows himself into her heart until she cant live without him, hes the only one she can trust. Makes her his little baby that only needs Daddy. Always has to hold hands with Eddie or be in his lap to feel safe. Basically bimbofication but reader was always a bimbo at heart, just pretended she wasnt to protect herself

:,)) <333

CW: bimbofication, daddy!eddie, ddlg dynamics, yandere!eddie babies reader, pacifer usage, fluff, crying, dark!eddie, little!reader, littlespace, eddie picks reader up/carries her

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you're a top student, but eddie can see past that. you're tired, and you need someone to take care of you because you're so busy takin' care of everyone else. he knows what you need, and even if it takes a little time to get your defenses down, he will succeed.

but !! but !! but!! imagine eddie just plants himself in your subconcious (and heart) so when your feeling upset or sad you just think of him and wanting him to comfort you <//33

he gives you a big hug in the morning before school, taking a deep breath in as he smells your scent, his heart fluttering in his chest.

he starts to do small things to baby you before you begin dating. like for example, trying to force you into your 'little mindset' so you can be open to him caring for you.

at first you were stubborn, "no, eddie i can do it myself!" you would huff, but eddie could hear that little whine in your voice. he knew he was getting somewhere.

he'll call you nicknames like, "baby" on a normal basis, but when he starts calling you "sweetheart, princess, 'my little___"" you begin to feel yourself slip.

even when you begin dating, your walls are still up.

but as you begin to slip further and further, he'll drive you away from your friends saying things to you like, "i'm the only one you can trust, sweetheart,,you don't have to be someone everyone else wants you to be around me." and "they don't understand you like i do, princess. you're my little baby an' you need me to take care of you.."

he can sense your walls starting to crumble but one specific night, everything changes.

you call him, crying.

"a-an' then, she jus' yelled at me! 'm so tired, eds," you whimper, and eddie can feel his heart break, but he also knows that right now is the perfect time.

"poor thing," he murmurs, and you can feel your mind get that familiar fuzziness, except now it's intense. "y'wanna come over, baby? we can watch a movie an' i'll take real good care of you.."

you sniffle, "y-yeah, da--eds, i--- 'm gonna go now, mk?" you slur, and eddie could hear it. he could practically taste the word that is sitting so heavily on your tongue, just begging to fall out.

"m'okay, sweetheart, be careful--i'll see you in a few.."

"m'kay, an' when i get there can we cuddle n' stuff?" he can tell your shy about it, probably fidgeting with the phone chord.

"'f course, princess. we can do anything you want."

you nod, although he can't see it. "m'kay eds, m'gonna go now, okay?"

eddie laughs softly, "yeah, princess, i'll see you soon."

you both say your goodbyes and hang up.

once you get to eddie's he embraces you tightly as you hiccup over sobs into his chest.

he kisses the top of your head before pulling your face back gently with his hands.

you feel so..tiny.

"let's getcha all nice n' cozy m'kay, sweet girl?"

you nod, sniffling as he swipes your tears with the pad of his thumbs gingerly.

he changes you into his Hellfire Club shirt, kissing your forehead once your head pops out of the material.

you giggle when he steals small kisses from you, brushing stray hairs away from your seraphic face.

the night progresses and eventually, he can tell your holding back on calling him what you really wanna call him.

"da--uhm, e-eds can you hold me, please?" your voice is unintentionally higher and whinier than it usually is, so he can tell your really fighting being fully submerged in your 'littlespace' mindset.

he's cradling your head, his body leaning on his bent arm on his bed, his hand cradling your face as he looks at you softly, making your body feel like mush.

"'s okay to call me whatcha wanna call me, sweetheart, i know you want to.." his voice is alluring and kind and gentle and you so badly want to give in but that pesky wall is still there; even if it is about a few inches high at this point.

you whine, your bottom lip trembling as he kisses it to calm you, "can you relax for me, bunny, hm? do as daddy says, he knows what's best for your little head.."

that's what does it.

"d-daddy, wanna cuddle lots tonight.."

your cheeks are red as he praises you softly with, "that's my good girl, my little baby.."

and from that night on, you felt so deeply connected to eddie that you would follow him around everywhere like a little lost puppy (one morning he woke up having to pee, and you felt him remove his arms slowly so then that resulted in you waking up as well. so, you grabbed your teddy bear with heavy, sleepy eyes, holding eddie's hand as you both walked to the bathroom.).

you're always sitting on his lap, and he buys you cute little onesies and pacies and toys to aid your little side.

one night your hair is in cute little pigtails, a pink pacifier in between your pouted lips, your cute little baby blue onesie on (not the ones with the long sleeves and long pants, the ones with the sort of underwear cut that buttons under the crotch and with the short sleeves).

you're playing with your pink bunny eddie got you when he came home one saturday afternoon. eddie's sitting across from you, legs spread open as he fidgets with a little doll he gifted you (this man is constantly spoiling you). he's looking and admiring your child-like happiness, watching you play with your toy as you sit on your haunches.

you crawl into his space, on all fours as your face is right in front of his.

"hi, princess," he coos, and you wrap your arms around his neck, his big hands going to your waist as you hug him. "lub you." you muffle, nuzzling your head into his neck.

he kisses your shoulder, "i love you too, sweet girl."

you let go of him and turn around, lying your head back on his chest, his left arm extended behind him and holding him up, your pink rabbit forgotten as you fidget with his rings.

you twiddle with his hand, rubbing your fingers gently over the calluses on his palm making eddie want to fucking cry.

oh and don't get me started on the fact that when you both are out with like Steve, Nancy, Robin, or something how you literally cling onto him like a koala.

you whimper into his neck when you want his attention on you. you're always sitting on his lap and holding his hand and it's now hard for you to even go to a class where he isn't apart of the roster of students in that period.

when you both come home from school, he takes a bath or shower with you when you mumble out a, "need daddy."

he makes you feel safe, calm, and happy.

he tells you that you don't need to think with your little brain, because daddy'll think for you.

he knows what's best for you and he loves you deeply.

#eddie munson #daddy!eddie #daddy!eddie munson #daddy!eddie munson x little!reader #bimbo!reader #mail 💌 #eddie munsonxreader #dark!daddy!eddie munson #note: i didn't check for errors again

[watchmegetobsessed]

❄️HIS FOREVER❄️

A/N: fanficmas is hereee!!!! its honestly my fav time and im always so excited to bring you so much content, i hope you guys will enjoy them all!!

WORD COUNT: 810

SUMMARY: You're decorating your home for the first Christmas you'll spend living together.

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It’s been hard for Harry to get into the holiday spirit these past years. With the hectic life he’s been living the past decade, he never really had time to do all the little things that would get him all excited for Christmas. He never decorated, mostly because he didn’t even have anything to hang up around his home. He didn’t have the time to bake cookies and do all the holiday activities people love to do and he doesn’t even know when the last time was he went to a Christmas market.

He always told himself he didn’t care about any of it, he was fine with just going home right before Christmas and spend only a few days dedicated to the holiday that’s the most loved. However, deep down he knew he would love it if it was different.

And this year is when it all changes.

It’s the first year he is approaching the holidays living with you, sharing a home. His place went through a lot of changes since you’ve moved in and he loves it all. He loves seeing you in every corner, your touch has turned it into a home.

He’s known since day one how much you love Christmas and he’s been to your apartment around the holidays before. Unlike him, you take pride in dressing up your home, sprinkling the festive spirit all over it. Secretly, he spent more time at yours around December, enjoying the sweet scent of cinnamon and apples, bask in the beauty of the lights you hung up everywhere you could. He envied the kind of vibe you brought to your own home and dreamed of a day when he could share it all with you.

He’s heading home after a long studio session. He’s had a busy week and he wants nothing else than to just relax and rewind with you, maybe watch a movie and then go to bed, sleeping in tomorrow. With everything on his plate, he barely even processed that December has started.

So when he arrives home, opens the front door, walks in and hears the soft Christmas music playing, he’s surprised at first, but then warmth takes over his chest a moment later.

“Babe?” he calls out with a tiny smile, because he knows you’ve finally started to decorate the place.

“Right here!” your sweet voice answers him and he follows it to the dining table that’s covered in boxes, ornaments and all kinds of decorations flowing out of their storage. He stops for a moment, watching you quietly hum to the music as you sort through some tiny ornaments.

As if you could sense his gaze, you glance up, eyes meeting his and you smile at him warmly.

“Hi there, how was your day?”

“Fine. Good to be back home.” Walking over he leans down and presses a kiss to your cheek before sitting beside you. “I see December has officially started,” he teases you.

“Well of course!” You beam before your face falls and you look at him with big eyes. “You don’t mind that I’m decorating, right?”

“No,” he shakes his head smiling. “I love it. Can I help?”

He is not dreading the kind of relaxing he did before, his plans to do nothing are long gone and all he wants is wants to be with you and do anything that makes you happy, because it makes him happy too. It’s a dynamic he never thought would live to have in his life, finding a person who has such a strong effect on him. But he did and he knows he never wants to let go of you.  

“If you want to. You don’t have to though,” you say, peeking at him, but he just leans over and steals a kiss.

“I want to.”

The oven chimes in the kitchen and you perk up.

“Oh, the oranges!” you exclaim as you get up from the table.

“Huh? The oranges?” he asks, following you curiously into the kitchen. He watches as you take a tray out of the oven, full of orange slices.

“I dried them out, gonna put them on a string. It’s pretty and smells amazing,” you explain to him, assessing the slices, making sure they are perfect.

When you look up you catch Harry watching you with a lovestruck look that brings heat to your cheeks.

“What?” you ask.

“Nothing, I’m just… I love you.”

“I love you too,” you reply, his words warming your chest. He steps closer and places his hands to your waist, kissing the side of your head.

“So… we’re putting them on a string?”

“Yeah. Wanna do that? I’ll show you.”

“Sure,” he smiles and he would do just about anything you ask. Whether it’s for Christmas, Thanksgiving or Easter, you’ll always be his happiness, his one and only, his forever.

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[scaryspears]

My rant on ITSV and ATSV

So I've just finished watching the ITSV and ATSV because I'm a late watcher, and when the movies came out I wasn't myself. I'm glad I took the time to watch them, although I had to buy ATSV online because it's no longer in the cinema. This means I got to watch my favourite scenes without issue. With that being said, I have a lot of things to get off my chest regarding both films, mostly with the characters. 

Warning: Long post and slight bashing of characters and terrible screenshots.

I don't want to be one of those people who hate Gwen just to hate on her, and I don't hate or dislike her character, but right from the jump her vibe was just off. She felt like one of those characters that disliked the main character for no reason despite barely interacting with her/him (them). I know that isn't the case but I didn't like the way she was blankly talking to him. I'm using the word 'blankly' because I can't think of another word other than 'coldly'.

During the chase scene where Miles and Peter steal the computer, she comes out of nowhere and helps save the day. I was glad but at the same time what the hell. Anyways, Miles compliments her haircut and she snaps with "You don't get to like my haircut.", referring to when he accidentally got his hand stuck to her hair and she had to get half her hair shaved off, I understand getting angry about that. It was an accident, and Miles could've apologised (I don't remember him saying sorry), but she's acting like he did it on purpose.

To top it all off she knew he was like her, which meant she knew what he was going through as he was transitioning. Getting taller, hearing multiple voices, hands sticky, and all that stuff. So that means she's aware that it was an accident, and there's also the fact that she pretended to be a student at his school and hovered around him. She bumped into him on purpose knowing he was a fellow spider.

When you think about it, why didn't she try to get to know him and investigate with him about what's going on? She just left him to discover his spider side chaotically. She should know how scary and confusing that is, but not once does she attempt helping him out. 

I'm gonna sweep it under the rug because they are teenagers, and even if they were adults they shouldn't be expected to be more sympathetic to each other. But you'd think she'd be a little bit more understanding. (Don't get me started on her going into his artwork and opening his collectable in ATSV)

Now, Uncle Aaron. I love his dynamic with Miles, the true cool uncle. His love for his generation of hip hop and us seeing Miles' taste of music. The graffiti art bonding, loved it. There were small hints that he was the Prowler. The 1610 Peter getting killed near where Miles and Aaron did the graffiti, Miles calling him while he's being chased by the Prowler, and the Prowler appearing in Aaron's home. I'm thinking "Where's Aaron in all this?" dun dun dun, he's the Prowler. I loved every bit of it. This also makes Miles different from other spider men, being the fact that his loved one ended up being an antagonist, and one scarier than Kingpin. There's no "With great power comes great responsibility." instead it's "In a bad person you can find good in them." Also, the inner torment that he was about to harm his own nephew is chef's kiss. Uncle Ben who?

Moving on to ATSV. It opens up with Gwen and her meeting Miguel and Jess. She looked at Jess and said "Will you adopt me?" Like??? Where yo mum at? I know she passed away, but still. You've only had one look at this woman and that's one of the things that comes out of your mouth? You don't know this woman! Jess sounds like one of those women that only talk with attitude no matter what so I had a hard time rocking with her, like what is her problem??? And she's fighting while pregnant... smdh.

Spot. Funny villain, I liked his banter with Miles, but he's a pu**y punk bi**h. He's blaming Miles for what he became, when he's the one that decided to become a mad scientist and work with other mad scientists under Kingpin. I'm pretty sure there's more to it than a bagel. Lesson is: once you become a mad scientist something happens to you. Norman Osborn became Green Goblin, 65 Peter (Gwen's home) became a monster and died, Shang Tsung got Rick Rolled by himself, you get the idea. Spot made himself like that not Miles.

So Gwen didn't talk to Miles for a really long time because of the whole Spider society thing. When you think about it, none of the other spiders he met did, and I get that they couldn't with the exclusion of Peni. But not one visit? Not one letter? Something??? Now Miles has a little short conversation with Hobie and admits that he only wants to get into the Spider society to talk to his friends and help out with defeating Spot. He just wants to hang with his friends, but Peni and Gwen decided not to do that.

Moving on, I'd like to talk about Miles' walk through within the spider society. They acknowledge Gwen and only Gwen, they don't bother saying hi or even looking at Miles. It was like Miles wasn't even there. Never thought I'd say it, but these Spider men are arse holes. I also got annoyed at the way Jess was talking to him, I get that he's not supposed to be there but she needed to chill.

This anger went when Miles bumped into Margo, and she looked like she was about to lose her cool but she lightened up once she saw who it was, a complete stranger. I'm not a MargoMiles shipper, but I don't mind it (granted so long as they are the same age).

So the scene that goes 0 to 100 quick: I watched a bunch of memes and edits that painted Miguel as racist and I didn't understand why, and thought it was like a Millie Bobby Brown situation. Re-watching the scene where Miles meets Miguel I can see why.

All the other spidermen showed up to gang up on Miles.

"You can't ask me not to save my father."

"I'm not asking."

And hit him with this.

While Miles is freaking out at the sudden imprisonment we can hear Miguel say "We just need to hold him a few days." They were treating Miles like a criminal and/or a confused wild animal. And then Miguel had the nerve to say "All he had to do was listen." when Miles escaped them. I don't think Miguel is racist, but the memes I will support.

Hobie was looking out for Miles as soon as he met him, and I love that so much. He knew Miles wasn't like the ones in the spider society, and made sure to tell Miles to be better. Gwen didn't do that. She did, but she didn't if you know what I mean. She followed along with the crap Miguel was spitting.

And then there was the chase scene. Bro had a bunch of spider men chase Miles and not one of them could catch him. That is the biggest L I've ever seen. One 15 year old boy, and he didn't use his other 2 powers until after Miguel slammed him onto his back. Miles was not playing. Also, Miguel was endangering the lives of people who were driving. And yes, Miguel's at fault and not Miles.

They gave Miles crap just because he didn't want his dad to die, unlike Miguel who actively replaced the life of his other self. Gwen was really going to let her dad die, and Peter B tried to justify it by saying their uncle's death made them who they are. Pavitr was just supposed to get over his love interest's dad dying? They knowingly let that happen.

Miguel calling Miles an anomaly is mega projecting. Miles becoming Spiderman wasn't on purpose it just happened, and that's always how the story goes. No one is simply meant to be Spiderman, they just become him/her. It's also funny coming from a man who crawled on all fours chasing down a teenager.

42 Miles. Prowler Miles. Gonzales. Kilo Immorales. I love him already, can't wait to see the next film where we'll see him in full action. I love how we as a fandom collectively agreed that these two would have a sibling dynamic even though we've only seen 42 Miles for like a minute. I love the Boondocks comparisons as well. I need 42 Miles to hate everyone. I need Miles to be full of rage in the 3rd film Adult Gon style. Prepare for double and make it double.

In conclusion, I should've watched these films when they first came out, they are so great. The art, the incorporation of hip hop and correctness of Afro related backgrounds and the storyline. I honestly felt like Miles was a great representation of the new generation. I saw myself in him, and not just being black but the graffiti and finding out that a family member of yours isn't really a good person. I don't do graffiti or art but I do find them beautiful whenever I see them. Also, the Air Forces. Step aside Peter Parker, we have a Spider man with more drip.

#spiderverse #miles morales #spiderman atsv #atsv hobie #miguel o'hara #miguel spiderverse #42 miles morales #aaron davis #the prowler #gwen stacy #spider gwen #ghost spider #pavitr prabhakar #peter b parker #sunflower #spider punk #itsv #atsv

[joltning]

rvb aus

when I said I had a lot brewing I meant a LOT brewing…! god I need motivation

I’ll be splitting these into 3 sections: one offs/fic ideas, less expanded on ideas, and then my main aus/ones I have more ideas on

one offs/jokey aus/fic ideas:

feel free to take these ideas as your own, im not too attached to them

• grimmons fic where kai lives on iris and simmons is super nervous around her. grif thinks it’s because he has a crush on her but actually it’s because she keeps teasing him about his crush on grif

• teen beach rvb au. think about it man.

• au where lopez and felix betray locus before he can betray felix. and they kiss or something I don’t know

• freelancer donut au…!!! one of my firsts. not very good. has no substance. but it exists. tex donut beef goes CRAZY

• trivia murder party rvb au. i have no clue what this would entail

• slipspace (the grifball miniseries guys) team up with fh57 from s14. this was before I learned that fh57 was just funhouse. womp womp

• shis tril writer mentions that locus now “owns a food truck on Fiji” or something. someone write that Please im begging

• fast food au focusing on the lieutenants. + Frank from s15. i know him and bitters gonna be oomfs or whatever

• au where church stays in the s3 time loop and experiences generation loss, feeding bits of himself into the other soldiers in order to save them

• au where the s5 ending where they all die is canon and they all go to hell

less expanded ideas

• so basic but I’m putting it in this tier anyway. A song fic battle of the bands au, but MY WAY…!!!! I have a vision. Don’t know what it is yet but I have it

• campy horror movie rvb au, where they all claim to see different things in the woods, but it turns out literally every single person is the horror. they all embody horror tropes and are, of course, alone in the woods in a summer camp.

• started as an everything everywhere all at once au but turned into something more Evil. Anyway regular domestic au but then the ai from the “alpha universe” jump into people in the main universe when they’re “compatible.” GRIMMONS JUMPSCARE….!!!!! Simmons is gonna be the one to end the world and the ai are either helping or hindering that process. he becomes a literal monster. originally this au was made so I could experiment with purple prose + text art etc but I guess not anymore what the hell

• rvbz au…! Viper and shatter squad are two organizations, viper being a splinter group from the AOD. When they start fighting on chorus, the reds and blues take sides, splitting off into two groups, some staying neutral. both are somewhat regarded as terrorist groups, viper being victims of starlight labs and shatter being a sort of vigilante group that. isn’t very good at it.

• “split ends” au…!! I really hope to bring this one up to the top tier at some point! geotah focus because im ill but it’s mostly balanced as i wanna get all dynamics in. project freelancer, instead of having ai, has units run using a partner. Only one can use it at a time, and the other has to focus on running it, leaving them vulnerable on the battlefield. This goes for enhancements, but it also goes for other things, such as calculations, enemy tracking, etc. they can switch whenever they want. each pair has one unit. god i wish I could write the unseen freelancers because all those silly powers would be chaos. Oh, also, you can steal the armor enhancements like you would ai. Hmm.

more expanded ideas

these are in order from least important to me to most

• trailer au! one of my first aus, and the ONLY au I’ve written a full outline for. (it’s not very good now that I look back on it.) it asks the question: what if the s15 trailer was EXACTLY what it was eluding to? featuring…Frank staying on the film team and making a trio with jax and dylan, insane murder party reds and blues, spencer plot relevance (somewhat) omalley coming back, the reds and blues failing to beat Hargrove, tucker shooting wash, and one armor enhanced, cobalt colored Tucker.

• s15 rewrite au. after disliking the trailer au I made this one! the blues and reds, instead of being mirrors or even reflections of the main cast, is reflections of what they could have become if they hadn’t changed their old ways, if things had gotten worse. this is basically my snider cut i reorder a shit ton of things etc. also very important carolina was not there when biff died it was just Tex and she didn’t kill biff, she just refused to help him (that kill goes to our friend loco!) anyway it’s more centric of the idea of comparisons between people who have distinguishing differences. Also kuane exists

• interstate au! honestly I have so little in terms of plot but idea wise I have Everyhting. I cannot stop thinking about it sooo..that’s why it’s so high up. Okay I’ll be real this is honestly like a glorified swap au but it’s MY swap au. Basically everything after s5 (also the miniseries) is noncanon and it diverges from there. ft…wash getting sigmapilled by eta, red team maine, red and blue road trip, the quest to find kai (she’s kissing women) and the run from DEAD CAROLINA..!! DEAD..!! oh and church and tex are literally just ghosts. Instead of the director trying to bring back allison and fragmenting one full ai into attributes, he is trying to pair FULL AI with freelancers in an attempt to boil them down to one trait, to harvest them and combine them into a Super Dead Daughter Carolina. wash and eta, or Data (see what I did there) are the collectors which is why they’re the main antags or whatever

• TRIPLETS TRILOGY. OHHHH MY GOOODDDD. I can’t say much because I intend to actually show this one to the world, but WOW. love this one. Basically, the triplets and sherry’s squad are alive. After an alien crash lands on their planet years later, they’re left to explore and find out what they’ve missed while they were gone. It’s split into 3 ‘seasons,’ (with one scrapped mini series), takes place during the recollections, and is looking to be way shorter than I intended it to be, but oh well. It’s where my obsession with the green guy and the white fuck and sherryvera insanity comes from. why did I have to fixate on these random ass mfers what the hell. It’s canon plausible….!! It would never happen!!! But it could!!

now the rant’s done, here’s some older images. oh god ray’s hair is So wrong

#rvb #red vs blue #rvb au #horror au #shatter au #split ends au #trailer au #s15 rewrite au #interstate au #tts au #crackheart au #txt #doodles

[hyperfixated-on-cod]

Happy Halloween! Here’s how 141 + Los Vaqueros celebrate the spookiest day of the year 🎃 (Partially 18+ NSFW)

(DISCLAIMER: my headcanons are my own; I’m an American so some of them might be Americanized. I don’t fully know many details regarding Día de Los Muertos, so I will not in good faith speak much about it in this post)

Captain Price

He’s not dressing up BUT he does go all out decorating for it. His permanent residence, his office, and if he’s on deployment he does what he can.

Really enjoys handing out candy. He loves seeing what costumes the kids/teens come up with every year.

He’s the dad that gets angry when kids TP his house.

MIGHT let you take him to a Halloween party, and if you do get him to dress up it will be something super simple like draping a white sheet over his head and cutting out eye holes😂

If you don’t go to a party, he’ll hang with you at home and watch scary movies with you

(Personally I don’t like horror bc I get nightmares easily so I’d like to think he’s very protective and cute about it🥹)

Will absolutely rail you in your costume when the night is over. Bonus points if you dressed in something intentionally sexy.

Soap

If anything, he’s the one dragging you to a Halloween party.

He’s dressing up as Ghost. Plans WEEKS ahead of time so he can steal one of his masks, rather than making his own since he knows Ghost’s are good quality.

Wherever he ends up this night, he’s getting FUCKED up if he has nothing going on the next day.

He’s helping the kids TP Price’s house🤪

Personally, the relationship dynamic I’d have with Soap is that Halloween is one day of the year (out of a few) where he can properly slut himself out; he deserves it. Like yes bestie put on your sexy devil costume and have fun💜

At the end of the night tho, he’s in your bed doing… ungodly things to and with you 😈

Ghost

He’ll maybe let you drag him to a costume party but complains the ENTIRE time.

Under no circumstances will he dress up. “I already wear a mask everyday, so there’s no point in wearing a different one tonight.”

Would much rather stay home watching horror movies. Lights off so he’s just… sitting there… in a dark ass room… watching something unreasonably scary, like Hereditary (2018) or a classic like The Exorcist (1973).

Gaz

He’s hosting the costume party. Even if the team is deployed, he’s gonna do what he can to make the best of it.

There WILL be a costume contest and Price never wins😃 Price kind of complains a bit about it like “Ugh another year without a win😒” but never actually does anything to help himself lol

He and Soap argued over who would dress up as Ghost. Obviously Soap won eventually so Gaz is stuck tryna figure something else out.

This year, he’s dressing up as Ken, but not like in the Insufferable Straight Man Trying To Win Feminism Points kind of way.

Alejandro

Absolutely fucking KILLS IT at Gaz’s Halloween party every year and has a winning streak in the costume contest.

Always hella creative with his costumes and gets super into it. He probably makes it himself and he goes, like, full cosplay about it.

This year he’s giving… Beetlejuice vibes, don’t ask me why. Broadway!Beetlejuice, specifically. Even makes his own snake like they have on stage, but smaller so he can have it chillin on his shoulder or something.

Rudy

This year he’s dressing up as Lydia so he can match with Alejandro. Even if we’re talking RudyxReader and AlejandroxReader, he’s still gonna go matching with his bestie.

Since he and Alejandro are both Mexican, they’re observing Día de Los Muertos together and with their families.

Between the two of them, Rudy is the one decorating for Halloween because Alejandro spends so damn much time working on his costume.

Spends so much time decorating for Halloween and preparing for Day of the Dead that he nearly forgets to get a costume but it’s fine this year because Lydia from Beetlejuice is quite a simple idea and Alejandro can hem a cheap dress in an instant🥰

#cod headcanons #halloween #captain john price #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #kyle gaz garrick #alejandro vargas #rudolfo parra #call of duty modern warfare #modern warfare #cod modern warfare #captain price #ghost cod #los vaqueros #rudy parra #rudy cod #spooky #spooktober

[starmunchandthefunkybunch]

Some thoughts about vol 2 (Roquill focused):

There's a tension between Peter and Rocket throughout the entire Vol 2. It's not that palpable (or really even developed too much, yet) during the sound system set up (and although Peter wasn't entirely for the music, it not being the most important thing right now, he wasn't MAD). It does start to develop later. I have a theory as to why/when it actually started to develop which may be briefly discussed.

Anyhows, moving on.

Gamora, Rocket, and Peter all check in on baby Groot multiple times.

Drax and Groot have more of a brotherly bond. He doesn't warn Groot to be careful, he 'warns him' or 'intimidates him' about his dancing during the fight but not out of worry, out of genuine annoyance, like a sibling would. Whenever Drax crashes into the music, Groot kicks and hits him. Brothers, that's brotherhood.

Later on, Drax takes all of his belongings with him on the trip to Ego because he doesn't want Groot messing with his stuff. Classic big brother, little brother dynamic.

It's either, extremely immature/impulsive uncle and mischievous nephew or brothers. Drax is NOT a Father figure to Groot, no matter what.

Back to the fight.

Peter shouts, 'Rocket! Get it to look up!' and with NO HESITATION, Rocket knows exactly what Peter means (which is a recurring part of their dynamic and goes to show they are married) and then Peter flies up to join him.

During the fight, Rocket and Peter mirror each other exactly.

(and I noticed that Rocket gets real loud when he fights. It brings him exultation and he's ecstatic.)

But Peter and Rocket are side by side during the fight, mirroring. Rocket checks in on Peter frequently and Peter looks worriedly over at Rocket too (though not as much). During the fight, they get caught up in flames, and although it's Rocket whose gun catches fire, Rocket still shouts 'Quill!' and worriedly scans him. The look on Rocket's face is terrified. His eyes wide, mouth open. The only reason why his gun catches fire is because he was distracted and looking out for Quill.

Bam! That's when the tension started. I think. Rocket wasn't looking out for himself and was too caught up in what Quill was doing. He realized how deeply and truly in love he was. He couldn't afford to go through the pain of loss he didn't choose again. Rocket felt that, which is why he steals the batteries. To put distance between them, but also because he doesn't know how to cope with this.

Rocket's smart. He knew they would've been found out for stealing the batteries. He did not do it, 'on a whim'. Yeah, they're cool, and yeah, he could do some awesome shit with them, but he also loves his family. He wasn't surprised when they were found. He was like, 'ah damn.' but not surprised. His expression when looking at the batteries was contemplative, and then, when they insulted Peter, which he hated, it cemented his decision for him. Screw those bastards, sorta thing. It was a combination of realizing he was in love with Quill and creating distance to protect himself (which is why he FIRST steals the batteries) and then the Sovereign were stuck up bitches that insulted Quill which really made him settled in his decision.

He was already gonna steal the batteries (gotta create distance) but now it was mixed in with a good heaping of 'screw these conceited dicks'

I also think he wasn't fully aware of how destructive and zealous the Sovereign could be.

That's my headcanon.

Back to what I noticed.

Drax is everyone's best friend. In this movie Rocket limits his interaction with Quill, and he has a lot more interactions with Gamora, Groot, and Drax. Something that made me laugh, is after Rocket insults the Gold™️ People, because he truly hated how they insulted Peter, his baby boo...friend, Drax picks Rocket up by his vest/jumpsuit and turns him around as they walk away. Drax is smiling and Rocket is laughing.

They're just....they're just best friends. I love them. Then Rocket is like, 'you wanna buy some batteries?' and Drax guffaws. They're best friends. Drax is best friends with literally everyone in the team.

This is why Drax and Rocket are best friends and Peter and Rocket are...more. The dynamics are completely different. There is SO MUCH tension between Peter and Rocket. Just like Drax and Peter are best friends. Look at the difference in dynamics and that'll tell ya a lot. Just like Nebula and Rocket are best friends and Nebula and Peter are friends and, yeah, I could go on, but there is extreme tension between Rocket and Peter. Rocket and Gamora are friends.

I noticed a similarity between Gamora and Peter and Rocket and Peter and that is that they both bicker-flirt. Both ships bicker-flirt. Anyways.

Then whenever the Sovereign catch up to them and they're going through the astro-field, they're hit by one, there is the same terror-stricken expression on Rocket's face. And he's not looking at Groot, or Gamora, or Drax. He looks right at Peter. His mouth open, like he wants to say something. They could very well die, and he looks at Peter with terror, and worry, and love, and he opens his mouth to say something.

It's over too soon for him to though, cuz they're crashing, and there's a tiny man killing all the Sovereign, and they've survived, and Rocket's defenses are back up.

I didn't really notice anything in the next few scenes. Rocket just playfully chasing after Peter (he's launched himself at a person from a longer distance away and incapacitated them with no problem, if he was truly upset, he'd have actually hurt Peter) swiping his hands at him and Peter blocking. They're cute.

During the campfire scene, which I believe has been noticed before, Rocket is listening throughout the entire thing. He sits directly across from Peter, mirroring him and angled towards him, and his ears flick in interest with anything having to do with Peter. His head is slightly cocked to the side in intrigue.

Rocket, in the comics, I believe, can smell emotions, and so he would've been able to smell Drax's amusement or, being as observant as he is, noticed it. He absolutely knew what Drax was gonna do. He lightly snapped at Mantis because of it.

They're best friends. They're family. Rocket was absolutely in on the joke.

'Never break the chain' has been noticed/discussed before. Peter is upset with Rocket and Rocket is pushing Peter away (because he loves him). I honestly don't think Peter views it as him leaving Rocket. I think Peter views it as Rocket leaving him . After all, Rocket is the one who has been putting distance between them.

They leave. Peter is upset so it's not much of a sting to him to go with Ego and leave everything unresolved (and, throughout it all, he still trusts Rocket) but to Rocket it's a gaping wound he's ignoring cuz he placed it there.

Whenever Gamora and Peter are on the balcony, Peter tries to distract her from contacting Rocket, several times, implying it's obviously on his mind and he doesn't want to think about it.

Rocket's urgency, his need to get to Peter as fast as he can. He's so urgent he doesn't even know they're gonna fight a planet.

Yondu helping/forcing him to realize/face his shit and his love for Peter.

Gamora and Rocket interacting. Her correcting Nebula when she calls Rocket a fox. Really, just Gamora defending Rocket's technology, correcting people when they call him a raccoon or a fox. Just Gamora being respectful towards Rocket. That's solidarity right there. I love their friendship. Rocket trusting Gamora's skills, too.

Despite Peter feeling whatever he felt about Rocket, he's still so relieved to see him. He cranes his neck to look at Rocket, making his posture awful, and probably uncomfortable, just to look at him.

Two seconds after seeing each other, reading each other's minds. Rocket is jubilant, he's so damn happy to see Peter again. He's talking super fast, and grinning so wide. In this scene, all Peter had to do is say, 'Rocket' and Rocket got the lasers ready to cut into the planet That's some mind-reading, married couple, soulmate shit.

And, again, Rocket immediately understands what Quill means when he says, 'well...' whenever they're discussing the way to get the bomb to Egos core. He doesn't even need to elaborate for Rocket to understand that Groot is the only one who could attach the bomb to Egos core. Then the teasing griping that Rocket does. They're just...two married people griping and having to go through the strains of marriage throughout the entire movie.

And as soon as Rocket is around Peter again, Peter's eyes are locked on Rocket quite often. It's like he doesn't notice anyone else. When they're getting ready to go out of the aircraft to investigate the core, he looks intently at him, and even then, whenever Rocket is telling Groot what he should do, Peter stays within ear shot. He just likes being near Rocket. It's shown again right after the superhero shot, with them all standing together, when Peter goes up to Rocket right when shit hits the fan, and the first person Peter looks to when Ego starts grabbing things with his energy tentacles? The very first? Is Rocket.

He only looks back to Gamora when she gets pulled to the damn beyond.

He looks at Yondu whenever he shouts at him.

He looks at Rocket throughout the entire fight.

The tension is gone after the fight, after losing the father he'd had his entire life and only realized just then he had him, after killing the father that was never there. The tension is gone and Peter has probably already forgiven Rocket, the sting that never really was or at least wasn't as acknowledged or noticed, dissipated, and yet Rocket's wound was still aching, and so Rocket apologizes in his own way, and Peter understands.

Then, only then, do Gamora and Peter get together.

I also like how the Guardians just adopt anyone. 'You have a complex relationship with your creator? Wonderful. You'll fit right in.' They just fuckin adopted Mantis because she was kind...kinda fucked up.

Basically, this movie is about Rocket and Peter. It's hidden story line is Rocket and Peter's relationship, and it is tucked underneath the overall story of Peter meeting his father and all the other themes. It's about overcoming. It's about realizing all that you've ever wanted is in front of you. It's about being content with what you have.

Just like Rocket's acceptance of his (presumed) unreturned feelings and realization that he has them.

Just like Peter appreciating the Guardians as his family and repairing his relationship with Rocket, instead of running away or ignoring it.

These are my thoughts. If you have any questions or comments, please leave them in the notes and I'll respond to them! Thank you.

#rocket raccoon x peter quill #guardians of the galaxy #rocket raccoon #peter quill #roquill #marvel #gotg #star lord #gamora #drax #groot #as always this is my theory and is not law or the best opinion of this ever #thanks yew #my adhd took this and RAN

[blue2black]

Has anyone seen the Class Of 09 animation that was posted a month ago?

I love the two games and I REALLY loved the anime one. I really hope they get the sources they need to make more of it! :)

But, anyway, the anime kinda reminded me of a dynamic Ghost, Gaz and Soap could’ve had if they ever knew each other in high school.

Allow me to demonstrate:

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Gaz: …is this what cam girls feel like?

Ghost: I feel like cam girls do a little more than we did.

Gaz: But at least they get paid, we had to flirt with that weirdo for free.

Ghost: No, we lost a bet. That’s not free, it’s just hoe and pro bono.

Gaz: Why would you put up flirting with Graves in the first place?

Ghost: Oh, so you thought she could steal that hot dog roller?

Gaz: No! But…ugh, just that whole class yesterday.

Gaz: “WoW, gRaVeS, yOuR nArUtO dRaWiNgS aRe So GoOd”—EW.

Ghost: That wasn’t even the worst part. People had to watch us do that.

Gaz: Plus, he probably won’t leave me alone for like, a month now. He’s gonna go home to his video games and make created characters of us..

Ghost: Yeah, he’ll kill us in Grand Theft Auto.

Gaz: You can make characters in Grand Theft Auto?

Ghost: Do I look like a bitch who would know?

Gaz: Whatever.

Gaz: God, I need a Xanax. *reaching in his back pocket*

Gaz: Wait, where’d I put it-

Ghost: *has the Xanax on his tongue and swallows*

Gaz: Bitch, that was my last Xan! How’d you take that??

Ghost: Quick hands.

Ghost: Ass and Xanax, what a combo.

Gaz: Goes together like peanut butter and percocet.

Ghost, mimicking Graves: “This is true”.

Gaz: Oh yeah, he kept doing that! “This is true”.

Ghost: Like he’s too good to say “yeah”, he has to be a scientist about it.

Gaz: Oh, and what about: “Uhmmm, okaayy”.

Ghost: I HATE it when they do that. Like, they gotta sound like the gay, comic, relief cat in every Disney movie.

Gaz: “ThIs Is TrUe”.

Ghost: “ThIs Is TrUe”.

Gaz: “YeS, iN fAcT”.

Ghost: “QuItE tHe InTeReStInG oUtFiT”.

Gaz: “Stop screaming, we’re having sex”.

Soap, in the distance: What are you doing?

Gaz and Ghost: *startled*

Soap, walking up to them holding McDonald’s fries: Sounds like you had a class with Graves.

Ghost: He has McDonald’s—Johnny, where’d you get McDonald’s?

Soap: …McDonald’s?

Ghost, holding out his hand: Bitch, give me a chip.

Soap, pulling the fries away: Is that how you ask?

Ghost, still holding out his hand: Bitch, PLEASE give me a chip.

Gaz: And yeah, we had a class with Graves.

Soap, feeding a fry to Ghost: Me too, I could tell.

Soap: He was drawing pictures of you guys the whole class.

Gaz: No way.

Ghost, with his mouth full: What are we doing on the pictures?

Soap: Like, being cute. Making kissy faces with hearts around it.

Gaz: SIMON, we’re gonna get murdered. We’re gonna get murdered by a guy who can’t even tie his FUCKING shoes. *slams his fist on the table*

Ghost: Well, at least he won’t torture us, can’t tie a rope either.

Soap: Yeah, but I ripped them up and threw them in the trash. Told that hoe to watch it.

Gaz: You’re the best, John.

Soap: I know.

Soap, walking away: Okay, I gotta go sell the janitor Adderall, I’ll see you guys later.

Ghost, once Soap’s gone: …he’s like the hottest man ever.

Gaz: And I love his hair.

Ghost: What’s gayer, dating a guy or wanting a guy to have sex with your dead body?

Gaz: Uh…dating a guy?

Ghost: Still straight… *sighs*

Gaz: What were we talking about…?

Gaz: Oh yeah, so, what’re we doing for marketing?

Ghost: It’s the movie casting thing, right?

Gaz: Yeah, yeah, so, I was thinking- *BOOM*

*Ghost and Gaz pause and look behind Gaz*

Ghost: I think the AC exploded again.

Gaz, looking back at Ghost: That scared me, but yeah.

Gaz: The challenge should be a cast of bald guys who don’t look like they say the n-word.

Ghost: How is that a challenge?

Gaz: Name one.

Ghost: Vin Diesel—no, wait…

Ghost: Bruce Willis—wow, this is challenging.

*BOOM BOOM*

Gaz: Damn, that’s a lot of AC units.

INTERCOM: *static* ATTENTION STUDENTS AND FACILITY ARE IN EMERGENCY LOCKDOWN. PLEASE FOLLOW PROCEDURES AT THIS TIME. *static*

Gaz: ..what the fuck was that about?-

*Ghost and Gaz flinch at the BOOM’s and people yelling and screaming behind the wall*

Ghost: Is that…

Gaz, getting up: GRAVES SNAPPED. WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.

Ghost, not moving: Huh…

Gaz: What’re you doing?! Let’s go!

Ghost: We flirted with him yesterday, we’re the last people he’d kill. Just chill out.

Gaz: That’s easy for you to say, you took my last Xanax!

*Ghost watches as Gaz runs away*

Ghost, sitting there listening to the gunshots and screams: …

Ghost, noticing Gaz walking back to him: I thought you were running for it.

Gaz, sitting back down: Security locked the doors…

*BOOM*

Ghost: Damn, that was a big one.

Gaz: He won’t be in rush hour three.

*they both sit there listening to the banging and yells*

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Original:

#call of duty modern warfare #cod mw3 #cod mw2 #call of duty #class of 09 #high school au #simon ghost riley #kyle gaz garrick #john soap mactavish #incorrect quotes #gotta love that game man #it’s so good #and chaotic I love it #please watch the original! #blue2black: call of duty

[floralovebot]

Honestly, tonight is the sort of night where I need a bunch of flora/helia head cannons.😂

same i always need more florelia headcanons

idk if you're asking me for more but,,,

i've mentioned this already but florelia picnic dates :') flora making little sandwiches and cakes :') helia picking fresh fruit and surprising her with flowers and sweet wine :') bringing two little picnic baskets because coco likes sleeping in one :') OUGH :')))

cannot stop thinking about what they would do if the other had a bad nightmare... flora trying to gently wake him up, running her fingers through his hair and giving him time to calm down :') helia wakes her up, tightly hugging her while affirming that she's safe :') crying :')))

flora definitely steals his sweatshirts we all agree on this yeah?

florelia building a pillow fort for their movie night in,,, watching romcoms and planet documentaries because they're both sappy nerds,,, i'm like 90% sure they both enjoy kettle popcorn and riven call them freaks for it <3

helia taking care of flora while she's sick OUGHHHH he tries to sneakily ask her family for a homecooked recipe she loves without her knowing to cheer her up and she definitely connects the dots but doesn't say anything because it's so sweet :')

they're both sentimental little dorks who save every little thing that reminds them of the relationship! so they both just have boxes and boxes under their beds and in their closets filled with little trinkets, dried flowers, old tickets, etcetc. they're so :'))

someone has definitely gone up to them at the club asking if they were looking for a third aldgh

flora says she feels safest in helia's arms and all of the winx collectively gag (they think it's cute and they're so happy she found her true love)

helia says he thinks it's hot she could kill him and the specialists collectively hoot and holler (they completely understand and feel the same way)

you'd think that on vacations flora would be the chill one and helia would be the planner but it's actually the opposite! helia thinks walking around with no plan is Peak vacation while flora gets nervous and wants to maximize her Fun Time while they have it. they don't argue about it though since helia is perfectly fine following flora along wherever she wants to go (but she does add in things he'll enjoy too obviously)

flora likes to watch the rain from the comfort of her room while helia likes to go lie down on the gravel <3 flora gets scared that he's going to get sick <3 helia always tells her he won't but he always gets a little sneeze after <3

yknow that fell first, fell harder dynamic,,, florelia <3

^this is canonically them AKJDVG

helia: aww look what pretty flowers i wonder if flora will like these :3

flora: YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE

#bit of a shorter post #i just.. love them so much... #if i think about them too much my heart starts to hurt </3 #mine.headcanons #answered #winx florelia #the pic is completely interchangeable it just depends on what they're looking at

[hyperfizationss]

Web Slinger x Black Cat Reader!

So here’s some small ideas:

Reader is veryyy flirty to Web Slinger ;) & a little touchy (hand on his chest, shoulder, hand) literally could just be her flirting with him LOL.

She’s helping Miles escape so that could be a way they could meet. Plus I’d like to add that she’s in his Black Cat suit (similar to the one in ps4)

Definitely add more and make it your own! I just wanted to add one more Web Slinger x reader story!

Web slinger x black cat reader

Ok so I’m taking my own liberties with the story and she’s isn’t gonna help miles escape cause she’s gonna be from his dimension

And as the black cat reader is gonna be a bandit,like an old western movie bandit but it’s a woman

And if you want I imagine this what you’re wearing + cat ears on the hat and a tail

saloons aren’t the place I like to look my next steal but when you on so many wanted posters trying anything other than that would be to risky of a game to play,I wonder if my good friend spidey will show up.

I headed into the saloon and pulled my gun out along with a black sack I had satcheled in my hand

“You all know the drill by now,all valuables in the bag and bartender I’ll take a shot of milk,I would recommend doing things quickly people cats don’t like to wait”

They quickly put they’re belongings in my bag,pearl necklaces to gold coins they had it all.I walked over to the bar to sip up the shot of milk.I quickly turned around to see a gun pointed at my head

“I knew you’d show webby just can’t get enough of me can ya?”

“You know for a fact that’s not why I’m here” web slinger said resting the gun on my forehead

“I dare you” I said

“Excuse me?” He said

“Pull the trigger spidey,I dare you”

He stared at me sweating dripping down from his palms

He pulled the gun down from my forehead before dragging me by my wrist out of the saloon

He pulled me into a corner by a hotel and a store (almost like an alleyway but old western style)

“Why are you like this,I thought you said you’d go good” he said looking at me pulling the front down of his mask

“I said no such thing”

He sighed heavily while he rustled through his hair

“Come on you like the chase,without it our whole dynamic would be messed up” i said grabbing his shoulder

“Do you think this is a game,I want you to give it up its getting pathetic”

“Spidey the only pathetic thing here is your crush on me”

“I can’t believe you”he said

“When have you ever” I said sarcastically

He wrest his gun back in his pocket as he let out a huge sigh

“If I give you a kiss will that make you feel better?”i said joking around with him

He turned around at me while I gave him a huge smirk.he rushed his hands flew towards my face immediately pulling me into a kiss.when I felt him pull away from the kiss he rested his he’d into my neck

“I hate you so much” he said kissing up my neck

“We both know that’s a lie”

Also I told some people that I’d tag them in this

@eternalslover @amethystwonders11

#spider man: across the spider verse #atsv x you #fanfic #into the spider verse #spiderman #atsv #web slinger x reader #web slinger #spider verse #spider cowboy

[flightlessangelwings]

Jeys top 5 fics of 2022!

I did this last year so I’m gonna do it again! Here are my top 5 fics of the past year and a short little commentary on them! I’m also gonna add a bonus fic at the end that has less notes but I personally love and think deserves more love! Thank you all for all the love and support this past year and I’m looking forward to what 2023 brings!!!

Also! Let me know what was your personal fav fic on mine this last year! What do you want to see more of next year? Who do you want to see more of? Any new tropes or characters? Any prompt lists I should use for requests at some point? Slide in my inbox and let me know!!! 💖

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5. The Fire Within Us- Frankie Morales x fem!reader (887 notes, posted Nov 14)

This was a collab with the talantes @frying-panties and oh boy is the art for this fic hot!!! And who doesn’t love pining sex pollen?! The idea works so well with Frankie too so this was a joy to write!! I especially loved writing Frankie being a switch and showing the dynamic between him and reader and all their emotions there!

4. Steal my Girl- Joel Miller x fem!reader (920 notes, posted Jan 28)

One of my personal favorite fics! The dialogue just popped into my head one day and I heard it so clearly in Joel’s voice that the fic practically wrote itself! Short sweet and fluffy, it’s a good fic to read even if you’re not familiar with the character!

3. When Jealousy Strikes- Tasm!Peter Parker x gn!reader (921 notes, posted May 13)

This was a request from my love @rae-gar-targaryen for my follower celebration and honestly I didn’t even notice how many notes this one got lol! I loved this prompt so much and the idea popped into my head almost immediately!!! The ending personally made me laugh too! I really should write a part 2 to this one….

2. Weakness- Din Djarin x afab!reader (1423 notes, posted Feb 18)

It’s funny how 2 out of the top 5 fics are sex pollens with pining 😂 I definitely have a brand going here lol! But this fic was a big undertaking for me and I spent a long time on it. The sex is hot yes, but what I really loved about writing this was the pining and the feelings! And the ending was so fun to write too! I’m so happy people loved this fic as much as I loved writing it!

1. Let Go- Joel Miller x fem!reader (1435 notes, posted Sept 26)

Omg I’m so happy this one was so well received cause I loved writing it!!! Written for my dear friend @mattmurdocksscars follower celebration writing challenge! This one really focuses on that balance that Joel has between being rough and tough and being soft and tender. I love Joel so much and he is such a delight to write and I’ll definitely be writing tons more for him in 2023!!!

Bonus fic- La Estrella de mi Vida- Javi Gutiérrez x fem!reader (posted in Aug, 3 parts)

I love the idea behind this fic so much and I’m still super proud of this one! This fic is basically my love letter to Javi and is set pre movie. I’m still hoping at some point to continue this because I loved writing it so much. I still think this has some of the most poetic smut I’ve ever written too lol!

#din djarin x reader #the mandalorian x reader #joel tlou x reader #joel miller x reader #tasm!peter parker x reader #tasm!spiderman x reader #andrew garfield!peter parker x reader #frankie catfish morales x reader #frankie morales x reader #francisco catfish morales x you #francisco morales x reader #javi gutierrez x reader #javi g x reader #pedro pascal fandom #pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal character fanfiction #marvel fic

[lgbtlunaverse]

Recently I saw a post that was like "grouping jiang cheng ships by how much they're about wei wuxian" so i'm gonna steal that concept and do "grouping ochako ships by how much they are about midoriya izuku"

Inviting comparisons to wwx and jc's relationship, it would probably have made more sense to do this with bakugou, but I'm 500 times more insane about Ochako so. Someone else will have to do that.

Ochako ships that are about midoriya:

Izuocha: midoriya is literally in this ship. He's right there. This is at least 50% about him by necessity.

Kacchako: The most popular shipname uses Midoriya's nickname for Bakugou as a portmanteau instead of his actual name. I think that tells you everything you need to know. This ship has always had a bit of "solving a love triangle by ignoring the axis" energy for me. And that's a compliment! I like that kind of stuff! You definitely can make kacchako not about midoriya, but you'd have to work for it.

Ochako ships that are not about midoriya:

Tsuchako: Girls! This ship is not about midoriya. in fact it's not about any men. If you're a man, get out.

Iidaocha: Yes, they both know Izuku and are friends with him but he's a background character in their dynamic, they would still be friends even if it weren't for him. This ship is about friends to lovers, mutual trust & competency, and the fun of contrasting personalities.

Minaocha: Protagonist halo gets a little in the way here. A lot of minaocha's canon interactions are mina teasing ochako about her crush on izuku, so he's kind of a plot device in this ship by necessity. But that's not really what the ship is about. Minaocha is about the 2023 barbie movie.

Schrodinger's izuku:

Togachako: narrative foils! Homoromantic stabbing! The classic 1872 gothic novella carmilla! This ship could be about Midoriya if you wanted it to. The charm he gave Uraraka is a major motif in their relationship. Toga starts out liking both izuku and ochako. From what i've seen it's pretty popular among bkdk fans to frame these two as a bkdk parralel and of course in canon they foil izuku & tenko as a hero-villain pair. But izuku is not integral to this ship, he doesn't have to be there.

Todochako: Unlike iidaocha, these two probably wouldn't have become such close friends in canon if they hadn't both been friends with izuku first, mostly because of the profound impact izuku's had on shouto's early character development. But it takes less effort to make it "not about midoriya" than something like kacchako so it goes in this category. Like iidaocha, this is really more about friends to lovers and contrasting personalities and being just, really cute, honestly.

#bnha #uraraka ochacho #midoroya izuku #izuocha #kacchako #tsuchako #iidaocha #minaocha #togachako #todochako

[yallemagne]

So far asking for textual queerness in Dracula media since it's not the 1890's or Hays Code era anymore to self-censor as much is a monkey's paw, because so far we've got: 1) "bi-homicidal" Dracula in love-hate with woman Van Helsing 2) queer Lucy who punishes Mina for not loving her back and gets killed by Dracula over this (and for being the promiscuous sapphic trope in two cases)

I'd rather have the

You cut off there, bud. I'm guessing you're saying you'd rather have unhealthy straight than unhealthy queer dynamics displayed. I'd just rather have good media.

Yeah, I don't enjoy the tendency of casting queer people as these evil, corruptive, predatory creatures rather than... ya know. Human beings. I feel like the tendency of making queer people just straight-up awful is probably left over from when we could get no representation whatsoever. In order to publish stories featuring themselves, queer people had to write morally dubious/evil queer characters that always die in the end. That's fair. Until you get straight people writing those fucking stories so they can claim diversity whilst also shitting on anyone not cishet, white, and Christian.

So, "bi-homicidal" Dracula... it's telling that they felt the need to make VH a woman. Not only a woman but just a very strange and homophobic woman. Agatha van Helsing would corner a gay couple and harass them until they told her who was the bottom and who was the top. Everything about the Dracula miniseries was annoying. It's telling that they were so uncomfortable with the bi part of bisexual that they killed Jonathan off in the first episode and replaced him with a woman. AND IT IS VERY TELLING that they gave all the queer characters and the characters of colour the most unnecessarily brutal deaths. HMMM MOFFAT.

It's because of heteronormativity that Dracula had to switch from Jonathan to Agatha. The bisexuality is less representation, and more of a crutch. Dracula can switch off his attraction to men whenever the straight male writers get too uncomfortable with it, but whenever they need it for a horror scene, he can turn it right back on.

Lucy who punishes Mina is just promiscuous Lucy but reclaimed as a "girlboss". It casts sapphic people as predatory, it casts bisexual people as more promiscuous and willing to cheat and homewreck, it's annoying. You can write a story where Lucy is queer (in fact, most do, but they just make that part of the sexual deviancy of the Bloofer Lady), but because of the rule that you're not allowed to depict healthy relationships onscreen because they're "boring", we get this shit. Lucy's just Dracula at that point. She's the replacement Dracula who gets punished by the actual Dracula for stealing his idea.

The issue here is adaptations' refusal to have Lucy be the sweet young woman she is in the book. No adaptation can accept more "submissive" or "girly" girls, they have to be subversive and manly (but not in a butch way, never in a butch way). Women have to be overtly sexual and sarcastic and just basically toxic men but with tits. The only way to be femme in a movie is to be a femme fatale who objectifies herself to? Get back at men? Great plan. But sometimes you don't WANT to be fatale, you just want to be fucking femme and kiss your girlfriend. But since these movies are made with only the male gaze in mind, you can't.

And listen, I know someone's gonna blame me if I keep begging for Holmward and then an adaptation comes out where Jack like... I dunno, kills Lucy so he can have Arthur all to himself, but that's just the cards we're being dealt here. The solution isn't to settle for eating shit, it's to demand something better than the shit on our plates. It's not our fault for asking for representation. We aren't inflicting this upon ourselves. If I asked for a movie about an ace person and Hollywood responded with a movie about a sex-repulsed serial killer who kills people who have sex, THAT ISN'T MY FAULT. THIS ISN'T A MONKEY PAW SITUATION, THIS IS JUST BAD WRITING. I'm not being karmically punished for challenging the laws of nature, mainstream media just sucks in terms of representation.

#update #people ask me things #dracula #dracula daily #dracula rant #rant

[imagine--if]

hear me out… poly s/o dating both the riddler and the joker. i feel like this would be such an interesting dynamic?? maybe reader gets all badass and breaks both of them out of arkham?? this would be so fun to see omg

A/N: I've been waiting to write this aahadbsdg- 😆👏🏼 I've done a kinda dating hc and an imagine under it for the break-out idea, gn!reader 💚 enjoy!!

Pairing: Dano!Riddler & Keoghan!Joker x reader (The Batman 2022)

Warnings: Mentions of violence, obsessive simp loving 😏

•☆ Well, you're gonna have a pretty chaotic life with these two around, but congratulations on earning the intense love of The Joker and The Riddler!! Damn, I don't even know where to start 😂

•☆ While Edward's more rambling and clingy with his loving, J's more flirty and daring around you to get you what you want and impress you... though his idea of being impressive is carving someone up for you or blowing up a building where some guy who annoyed you once worked. The Riddler is just lovestruck and follows you around like a lost puppy, dropping everything for you and impressing you by building a shrine in your shared home for you or making it his mission to kill everyone you don't like.

•☆ They don't really compete for your love, since they both know you're together and you love them both, but sometimes Eddie will just cuddle up to you and whine/beg for you to tell him how much you love him and all, because he's precious like that ♡ Meanwhile the Joker just slings an arm around you and offers to do whatever you want for the day or evening... and he means whatever you want. Take advantage of these frequent offers all you want, he loves spoiling you!

•☆ You could be speeding in some fancy sports car J's hectically driving and Edward and him are just dying with mad laughter while you either join in or try to handle the car so it doesn't crash into something lol - that's the Joker's idea of a perfect date.

•☆ The Riddler prefers traditional but twisted things, like dinners at home or in a fancy room while some victim that stared at you for too long has to watch all bound and bloodied because Edward thinks that by doing that, the dude will have to watch you all in love and have their heart shattered before he literally shatters it lmao

•☆ You're probably their partner in crime (which I made an imagine below about) or their innocent angel, but either way you're still loved and protected to death by these two. Both are putty in your fingers if you play with their hair or steal a kiss or even look up at them with round eyes - Eddie will melt immediately and initiate a suffocating cuddling session, and the Joker will give you his signature grin and ask what's up and what you're in the mood for 😉

•☆ One of them is with you at all times, most likely, unless you insist on going to work or something. While the Joker's out causing mayhem or at some crime meeting, Edward's watching some old movie or playing puzzle games with you and lacing the moment with compliments and doe-eyes.

•☆ Perfect crazy chaotic guys, and they're such simps it's ridiculous - I mean, the Joker could try to deny it, but Edward will always proudly agree.

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"Hey, hey, why are you crying?" The Joker questions his cellmate with a chuckle, shaking his head at The Riddler, who whimpers and rocks himself curled up in a corner by the door. "They'll be here soon, huh? See, those little alarms have stopped, now haven't they?"

"But wh- what if a guard shot them?" Edward stammers with wide, crazed green eyes. "Spilling the blood of an angel?! What then?!"

The Joker lets out an exaggerated breath, his grin growing wider as he looks up from sitting on his bed. "Lookie here, it's our queenie!"

Edward looks up so quickly that he almost gets a dizzy rush from it, and there you are, dropping a rifle empty of bullets and reaching for one attached to a guard sprawled out on the floor, unconscious. You smile breathlessly at them, pulling out the stolen keys as you approach their doors. Eddie practically screams your name, and you flinch, raising your brows at him in questioning.

"Calm down, Eddie, and let me unlock J's-"

"No, me first!" Edward whines, desperately pushing against the door and wishing he could touch you already. The Joker gives him an amused look, rolling his blue eyes.

"Your comeback story's got a weak start, Riddler."

Edward pays no attention to the comment, watching you with a hopeful smile as you quickly loosen the bolts and unlock his door, letting it open a little before attempting to move on to J's. Before you can, Eddie's on you with an excited noise, arms clinging to you and his face burying to your neck, deep, damp kisses attacking your skin. You can't help laughing at him, returning the hug for a quick moment before awkwardly moving to the Joker's cell and unlocking that too.

J wastes no time in prying the Riddler off you in one swift move, picking you up in his arms and spinning you around with insane giggles. Edward watches with a small frown, quickly hugging you to him again when you've been put down and glaring at the Joker as he cradles you tightly.

"Don't do that!"

"Do what?"

"I wasn't finished-!"

"Okay, you know, we could stand around like this all day," you interrupt with a roll of your eyes and knowing smirk at their petty argument, "but we really need to go before-"

"Before the pigs interrupt us," Edward nods, his voice muffled against your shoulder as he looks up at J. "Shall we go?"

"Yeah, cmon, dolly," the Joker says with a smile, lacing his scarred fingers with yours as Eddie reluctantly moves off you to hold your other, a slight skip in his step and a happy smile on his face, "shall we go home? Get reacquainted?"

"Reacquainted?" you repeat with a raised brow, letting the men lead you down the blood-spattered corridors, some of the Joker's goons still pummelling those that are fighting for their lives. "You're crazy."

"Ah, but you love me! And so are you, queenie - my boys can't have done this all by themself, could they?"

"They love me too," Edward mumbles, looking up at you with adoring eyes for validation, and you nod with a smile, squeezing his hand.

"Course I do, Eddie."

"Yeah yeah- cmon, I wanna blow something up."

"I've just broken you two out, you need to cool it for at least a day or two."

"Nah, that's boring," J complains with a wide smile, "let's do something fun, hmm? Whatever you wanna do, doll."

"Whatever you want to do," Edward echoes with an excited giggle and a lovestruck look, and you return his smile, the three of you disappearing down the last corridor of Arkham.

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