#this movie is hell to colour smh

[rewritingcanon]

ted and andromeda headcanons because my mind is on them rn:

they give me raven x beast boy vibes, which was my otp as a kid so...

also black cat x golden retriever

like imagine andromeda with her unruly curly head of dark hair, eye bags, brown (almost black) eyes on her pale face, frown lines, always got her arms crossed and always speaks in this sort of tired voice vs this shaggy blond haired man who’s probably a star wars nerd, sunkissed and dimpled, has got removable tattoos and loom band bracelets on his wrists, painted toenails in different colours and wears mismatching socks with crocs and is never not smiling

so ted is a clumsy man (important for next point)

andy met ted when he fell on his face and spilt ink all down his shirt because he was laughing at peeves wiggling his ass at him in their fifth year and consequently lost his footing on the staircase

luckily it was a short fall and he landed on his face in front of andy, and she was like ‘yep, i want that one.’

and then she proceeded to avoid him for another full year, because she was so scared shitless of her feelings

both have a lot of arm hair and they sometimes use gel to make it go in stupid patterns

ted is tall, andromeda is short

ted is double jointed and it grosses andy out

andromeda fell first and harder (smh)

after becoming good friends with ted, andy would literally pay bellatrix not to tell their family she was close with a muggle born. narcissa was disapproving of the relationship too, but she was more easy to persuade

you wouldn’t think it but andy gets so emotional watching sad movies, and introducing her to muggle films just opened up a whole new ballpark for her. cue ted rubbing her back and lightly teasing her as she’s ugly sobbing to ‘love story’ and ‘a star is born’

andy would have some brain-rotting intimacy issues that usually got in the way of healthily communicating her feelings to ted. when they became a couple, she had to unlearn a lot of things or risk hurting him (and she did hurt him, no matter if it was unintentional)

ted confessed, no way in hell would andy do it. even then, she thought he was pranking him

andromeda gets incredible bedhair (i’m talking lion’s mane, frizzy ball of curls mess) and ted loves it

in fact, ted’s slow-building attraction to andy started of with him constantly playing with her hair, and not being able to stop touching it. she became used to it at some point, but he never did

ted tried his hand at poetry once. he gave up because all his poems sucked, except the ones he wrote about andromeda. they weren’t half bad. andy secretly loves them

edgy infp x loud enfj couple

ted’s love language is touch, andy’s is quality time

blah blah blah andy was scared of pursuing ted okay but ted was also terrified when he first realised he was in love with her. he knew what her family thought about muggles and muggleborns, he knew he should just be grateful that they were friends. he was so scared of fucking up and making her choose

but andromeda would drop everything for him in a heartbeat, though, and she did. she never knew what home should have felt like until she met him.

when ted and andy got married (a very noticeably small celebration, as it was only ted’s family really) the two got really shitfaced and started dancing to muggle rock music

both of them have two left feet, something andromeda is usually really embarrassed about. she was too drunk and happy to care, however

and when ted died, she started to write poetry as he had, and she was amazing at it. especially when she wrote about him

#them <3 #i think they are pretty epic #how are they just going to be a throwaway couple when jkr set up a whole bomb love story right there for the taking #tedromeda #ted tonks #andromeda black #harry potter #hp #rewriting #marauders era #marauders #bellatrix lestrange #bellatrix black #narcissa black #narcissa malfoy

[currentlyprocrastinating]

🍂 and 🥀 for the oc ask game :D

🍂 Does your OC enjoy hugs? What do they do as a show of affection for: their friends, their family, their significant other(s) or for strangers? Over all what are they like with recieving affection from others?

🥀 How would your OC decorate a notebook or journal? What kind of things are written in there? Could you give an example of a nice entry?

🍂 — I answered this here! Short version? Hugs are one of her favourite things :)

🥀 — Oooh, how fun! She would probably litter it with doodles, whether in the margins, between lines, or on sticky notes she staples to the page. She emphasizes words or sections with boldened lines, different colours, highlights, circles, etc. — whatever she feels fits the particular tone she's aiming for. She'd keep the colours she uses aesthetic, too. For each entry, she would have a certain selection or range of colors she would stick to, so everything looks nice.

The exception would be if she ever recorded something negative or emotionally turbulent. In that case, she'd either use one pen the whole time, or clashing colors to represent how she feels. She's the type of artist who will sometimes doodle nonsense on an entire page to let out emotional energy — sharp, angry lines; loose, mindless scribbles; and so on...

But, from a realistic standpoint, she's not good at consistent journalism. So, she'd probably only ever record significant things in a journal, with some pages of random thoughts sprinkled in for whenever she happened to have the journal nearby and felt like recording the thought.

Squirrel also would definitely have moments of feeling awkward at the start of her entries, before her thoughts roll into motion and things smooth over. Other times, when she's so full of energy, it doesn't even occur to her to feel awkward about writing out her feelings lmao.

Oh, yeah, speaking of writing out her feelings, this could definitely be a place where she could think through things. She does write poetry, but has a specific notebook(s) for that. Sometimes her poetry just turns into talking to the page.

Anyways~

She probably has movie tickets or old receipts from a significant visit to even a place as common as a chain fast-food restaurant — because that was the first time she drove a friend somewhere, or something like that. A lot of seemingly insignificant items that hold sentimental value in her mind. And these particular entries aren't necessarily in chronological order! For the most part, she groups them by event or season, but there's a freedom to not having to stress herself about the particular dates.*

As for an example entry... Well, here's one (off the top of my head :P) from their post-AE vacation :) I imagine she did a lot more journaling (digitally, too, including plenty of photos) than usual during those months!

18 November 2032 — Thursday

lol what if I wrote a love song for lololol would that be crazy or what ahaha.

...what would I say? there's so much TO say. No way in hell am I going the cheesy route, blegh.

I could... be vague. Tell a story, be vague, talk about... Everything. There's too much!! My heart feels full. What do I say? I love him x10000?? LOL a song that is just "I love you." That would be awful. I love you... And his eyes... Ahah, no cheesiness. Um...

Where are my words when I need them? Ugh, why is HE so good with his words? Dude is a verbal poet, it's so not fair.

Girl, just say his name, stop being so weird.

Saeran. Saeran. Saeran. ♡

...I wrote that in pen. Oh no. I CAN'T ERASE.

Uh. Anyway!! Um...

Can't I just steal his talent? Steal his words? I've got my guitar in my lap and I can't even think. I have chords in my head but they're not clicking. Should I start with the WOW. You can't sing AND play a Wind Instrument AT THE SAME TIME, girl! smh, dude.

This is getting me no where. Big sigh. Not even worth exploring this, really... I can't help feeling all flustered when I start thinking too much. lol.

Maybe I'll just stick with hoping one day I'll have the courage to play someone else's love song for him lol

...oh God. has he seen my HS jazz ensemble videos? ARE THOSE PUBLIC? I THINK THEY'RE PUBLIC

FUCK

soRry for swearin g

but FUCK

GAH. Am I weird?? I don't like seeing my own Hands write that word lol...

yeah that's right focus on something else dumbass, not the fact that Ray cyberstalked you and has almost definitely heard your sem1 freshie concert where you FREAKING CAME IN A WHOLE SECOND EARLY

AAAA

Signing off to go scream into the pillow before Sae gets back ㅜwㅜ

bonus, tiny one:

Got my hand stabbed by a potted cactus cos my dumbass tried to catch it when it fell off the display :((

Saeran =tended to my wounds= lol

It was... nice. painful ㅠ but he made everything a lot less worse ♡

[Questions from here!]

#*my uncle does this and has encouraged me to do so as well #ive seen first hand how it brings so much joy to the others tied to those memories #like when he was showing me some of his books- his hubby was right there going 'omg i remember that!!' and such lmaooo #it was great #mystic messenger #mysme #squirrel x saeran #squirrel bakken #mysme-rifters au #rifters #ask game #original character #cmc #my cmc #mammonprotectionsquad

[katbrando]

[ questions are from this post, 1-10 here, 11-20 here, 21-30 here, 31-40 here ]

41-50 - PREFERENCES

💛 What are your names saved as in each other’s phones? i have him saved as "🦎dingus💜" bc i must have emojis for every contact, he has me as "Darling", simple and sweet

💛 How do you guys take your coffee/tea? Do you know how the other likes it? i can't do coffee unless it's sweetened to hell and back, he's extremely particular but i can't even tell you what he likes because the order he makes at starbucks is so long and complicated.. he's a coffee snob.. as for tea, we both like a nice hot cup of earl gray in the evening 🥰

💛 Where do you get takeout? Who usually pays? anywhere and everywhere, though we try to stay away from fast food chains for the most part.. we take turns paying tbh, sometimes we rock-paper-scissors to decide LOL, that's a common decision making tool in our relationship, as silly as it is

💛 What’s your favourite (type of) show to watch together? Do you watch on routine or set time aside to binge? we don't watch tv that much, if we're watching anything it's usually a movie because he's a movie buff, but our favorite movie genres are thrillers and dramas, he dislikes comedy movies because they usually don't align with his brand of humor (he's a bit of a snob about it, smh), and he wouldn't proudly admit it but he Adores a well-animated kid's movie, spirit is one of his top 5 films but shhh you didn't hear that from me

💛 What roles do you take on when you play games together? It can be co-op, or talk about how you play games in general. we don't game together that much, he's not really a fan of video games and i don't play them as much as i used to hfdkjsg.. but i'd Absolutely rope him into playing minecraft and animal crossing with me 🥺 his attention to detail and dedication to aesthetics means he would work very hard to make our lil world/island look as beautiful as possible

💛 How do you dress? Do you look like you match as a couple, or are your styles different? oh MAN.. we both care a lot about this, his style is very much inspired by the 70s. he's very particular about the way clothing sits on him so everything is fit as perfectly as possible, he doesn't mind blowing a lot of money on a piece he's been eyeing, and while he maintains alternative hints (his messy mullet, his nose piercing, the DIYness of his denim jacket) there's a strong undertone of sophistication. does that make sense... for ME i think my style is so eclectic and weird that i can't pin it down, i like bold patterns and vintage silhouettes, i tend to gravitate towards stuff from the 80s and 90s, but i'm also a huge fan of a big plain sweatshirt and some basic comfortable jeans, it just depends on my mood tbh.. and we Absolutely like to match as a couple, i think our styles definitely sort of meet up in a lot of ways, esp in our love of denim and dark colors.. we look hot showing up to an event in matching black turtlenecks and well-fit jackets/jeans

💛 What could you not live without? Does your partner know what it is? soda..... yes he knows and he Hates it LOL.. also a fan blowing directly on me at night, can't fall asleep without it.. he knows this too, he gets cold very easily and that's why he's always little spoon.. so i can warm him up 🥰

💛 Where do you like to be touched? Innocent or suggestively. if we're talking innocent: hands, back, shoulders, neck... suggestively, oh boy ummm: neck (again), decolletage area, hips.. i think he could touch me anywhere and i'd be like "y e s..." but literally all of this is only acceptable to me if it's him bc i'm mostly touch-repulsed, he's just unlocked that part of me 🥺 he like his arms and back touched (innocently) and turns into putty if i lay a hand on his chest, his waist, or his ass (a good spank makes him incredibly weak)

💛 Mix your favourite colours. What is the resultant colour? OOOOO he loves yellow and teal... mix those together and you get something like hex color #88b92d.. mine are lavender and maroon, mix those and you get #863871.. mix those and you get a very bland #87794f LMAO

💛 Who needs space, and who needs more attention? Do you cling together or are you loosely together? if anyone needs more space it might be me, but that's just because i get socially overwhelmed very easily.. but also he's Aware of this and can comfortably exist with me without either of us speaking :')) he's very clingy and feeds off of attention, it can be hard to keep up with sometimes tbh BUT we really do love being around each other and, because we feel Safe together, we prefer to be in that place of comfort as much as possible, if that makes sense

#dinokat #modern au

[robert-deniro]

steeb in avengers: age of ultron (2015)

#steverogersedit #marveledit #evansedit #dailyteamcap #userbecka #userchaitali #useralyssas #usersameera #sakshi does a thing #steeb* #no i haven't forgotten about him in case y'all were wondering #anyway #can't believe my dorito man filmography folder is missing from my external drive #i'm going to have to download them all over again :( #also #this movie is hell to colour smh

[honey-tea-and-cookies]

My Love For These Placements <3

Hello everybody! It was one of my best friend's birthdays a couple days ago. So,, to celebrate I've decided to make a post about some of their placements and everything I love about those placements!

Please note: While I'm thinking of my friend, I am writing this so it applies to everyone with these placements :)

I know I set this all up in a weird way, I'm so sorry. Hope it doesn't look too messy aaa <3

Capricorn Sun: Lowkey one of my favourite Sun placements!! Honestly so sweet. Very selfless people. Cap Suns are so funny I don't care what y'all say. They're always so genuine?? They don't compliment or really open up often, so you know when they actually say something, they mean it. My poor babies doubt themselves so much, but I promise you're better than you think you are, okay? I believe in you! You're brilliant, and capable, and strong, and SO much better than you think you are. You also deserve better. Please practise setting up strong boundaries.

Gemini Moon: How are you so energetic, yet so tired?? I don't understand extroverts smh. That said, I also envy that part of you. You love people so wholly. You just want to spend time with people! You just want to help people! Also, AMAZING hype buddies. Y'all always know how to make me feel confident and good about myself. I will not be insecure on your watch, no siree. This may just be something I've noticed (sorry if it doesn't resonate for you), but you guys love to dance. Not professionally or anything (though you could if you wanted, y'all go off), but just for fun! You guys LOVE music and it's so cute hearing you go on about your favourite bands and artists. Tbh that's just all major Gemini placements. Cuties!!!!!!!

Capricorn Mercury: Ughhhh (affectionately). My Aqua Mercury loves y'all so much. The only people that can stump me. I love how cut-and-dry you can be?? I overthink and unintentionally do mental gymnastics A LOT, and you guys are very good at at bringing things down to reality. You don't say that I'm wrong, you don't straight-up say you disagree, because you know I'll get defensive and double-down. You just reiterate your statement and make me understand, using logic and reason. Me + you guys = besties <333

Capricorn Venus: MY FRIEND IS A CAP STELLIUM? YES TF SHE IS 🙏😤!!!! I have a Cap Venus too, so forgive me for any bias. BUT!!! Y'all are swag as fuck. Sexy in a platonic way. Once you're close with a Cap Venus, it's amazing. They will care for you and worry about you constantly. You know you always have someone in your corner. I'm not sure why, but reassuring words and words of affirmation can be really important for these guys. The type to just let you vent and cry, or hold your hair as you throw up, or go out of their way to buy you food if they know you don't have any. Real ones 💅. I say this to my friend all the time as a joke, but Cap Venus' are the real #4lyfers. The most accepting people in the world. I would die for you, 15/10.

Taurus Mars: Also my placement, so sorry if I seem biased. We all have some kind of weird trauma?? idk but it makes us funny as hell. Also I'm not sure what it is, but Taurus Mars is kinda fruity 👀 (obviously straight people can have Taurus Mars, astrology can't predict sexual orientation, this was a joke, if you're homophobic/transphobic get of my fucking blog xx). Also Taurus Mars is VERY chill. Super cool to hang with. 100% would be besties, also would for sure would have a movie/TV marathon with you. Fantastic placement, awesome people. Also stubborn and petty but it's funny lmao.

Aries Rising: You guys always have really bright, beautiful eyes. The colour doesn't matter, they just always stand out. Once again, a chill placement. I would vibe with y'all. I'm not sure why, but y'all are the type to watch Rick and Morty (that's a compliment, it's a great show). I just need to give you all a hug (if you are comfortable with that). So cute!!! Pretty cheeks that I just wanna PINCH and GRAB (can you guys tell I'm the mum friend?? I take care of my babies <3). You remind me of the sparkle emoji, in that you always shine stunning and bright :). I love you!!!

Moon in 3rd House: You're all about sharing and connection. It's so beautiful!! You're so optimistic about others, it's cute, really. You never seem to be as kind towards yourself, though? First of all, please learn to set boundaries. Do NOT dismiss your own feelings to 'keep the peace'. There is no peace if your feelings are hurt. You matter too. Cute lil nerds. Lemme give you kiss, mwah! Your eagerness to learn and explore is adorable. I could just listen to you talk and ramble all day. Please accept my endless love and affection, sweet thing <3

Mars in 1st House: OKAY so I have this placement too, so I'll (once again) try not to seem biased. Y'all are such bad bitches?? So here for you omg. All of your fits *SERVE* idc what other people say 😤. Also if you do eyeliner, it's iconic. It just is! That's the truth. Very expressive with facial expressions and hand gestures, it's one of my favourite things. I love being able to just look after at you from across the room and know exactly what you're thinking. You and me?? Psychic connection 🤝. Nobara Kugisaki vibes (and that is an insane compliment!!)

Mercury in 9th House: I am jealous of you (affectionately and respectfully). SO generous and selfless and soft an amazing. The type of person to split your last bit of food with someone. Your desire to learn is really beautiful. I've found that a lot of you struggle with typical school, but you learn really well through real-life experience. The type to spend HOURS making travel plans for years in the future, just because you're so excited and can't wait. Also really open to other people and their stories. Extremely tolerant and accepting!! I just feel very comfortable and safe with you guys. Some people could learn a thing or two from y'all smh. All in all, let's go run away to Europe together <33333

This is all I have for today everyone! I'm sorry if it was kind of short. I just love my friend (and all you guys) so much!!!!! I guess I don't need a lot of words to say it lol. Let me know if you have any of these placements, and what you think! Thank you so much for reading everyone. Sending you so much love, and hopefully I'll see you next time <33333

(ps) SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FRIEND OR ELSE!!!

#astro notes #astro community #astro observations #astrology #astrology observations #kugisaki nobara #jjk nobara #rick and morty #capricorn sun #capricorn stellium #capricorn mercury #gemini moon #aries rising #capricorn venus #capricorn placements #moon in 3rd house #mars in 1st #9th house #1st house #taurus mars #3rd house #aquarius mercury #best friend #<3333 #happy birthday #late birthday #travel #fruity #4lyfers

[nuttytani]

a/n- if you enjoyed reading it; feedback is highly appreciated💖 this is my first hp headcanon 👁️👄👁️ P.S this doesn’t have a specific timeline so that’s entirely up to you + no mentions of hogwarts/magic.

•these are just some hcs i came up with, please don’t take them siriusly xDDD (lol). if you disagree with any of these, that’s fine! this is completely based off of my imagination and my perspective of these characters + most of the points were like ‘in the heat of the moment’ ideas so they might not make sense

fandom: harry potter 

warnings: none except for the whole thing being a ‘i just winged it’ and it’s not proof read.

pairing: remus, james, sirius, gn!reader

*

*

❝Living with the Marauders hc❞

James:

Holy cow- idk what to say about this one.

It’s honestly a mess, everything is a mess- from your house- your sleeping schedules, your attire- the two of you…. E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G is a mess™ 

Cooking is all on you, because when James joins you in the kitchen- ummm it’s a chaos. Not that he CAN’T cook or doesn’t know how to- James is quite the capable man it’s just...he can be a super messy cooker(is that a word? Maybe chef?). He’ll use up all the spoons in the drawer because ‘that one got dirty’ smh. 

Yep he’s that cook

During the weekends and days off , the two of you would be eating snacks, junk or takeout on the couch while binge watching some chick flick movies...cuz James lowkey likes- nvm- LOVES them. But he’ll never admit it shrug though it’s extremely obvious, you never point it out. He’d be that: wtf-that’s-so-stupid movie watcher. Gets annoying at times so you have to shush him 

James: gosh! Who writes letters to get rid of a crush?

You: ….It’s just a movie, James- chill.

James: AND WHY WOULD ANYONE SEND THEM TO HER CRUSH!??? YGFGH FIRST OF ALL WHO THE HELL WRITES THE ADDRESS IF YOU WERE NEVER GONNA POST IT IN THE FIRST PLACE-

Yea, you get what I mean? (also a bonus if you know which movie i’m referencing)

Grocery shopping goes like this:

You: we’re out of bread and veggies, come on let’s go shopping

James: It’s a sunday!

You: ...

James: let’s go tomorrow?

Lo and behold, tomorrow never arrives so when you’re at the verge of an extremely empty fridge...you grab your wallet (with James) and drag him to the market

When either of you are busy with work, the other will constantly bring food, water and scold ‘take a damn break!’ and all those nice things :”) health is important so never overwork yourself guys!

Laundry, washing dishes, cleaning the house- it’s all split between the two of you regularly and the chores are circled around so it’s never unfair :D

God forbid you two EVER do chores together though- it always takes up forever to end. Mostly because of James’ mindless chatter and jokes.

Obviously you have your own room in the house BUT you and James both prefer to sleep together snuggled up! 

Remus:

Oop- everything is wayyy too clean, wayyy too scheduled with Rem. From morning till night.

He’s like a mom. Keeping things neat and tidy, every item in the house having its own designated place (determined by him) and if it is placed elsewhere...welp- IT NEEDS TO GO BACK IN ITS PLACE IMMEDIATELY!!!!!! If not- umm there’ll be consequences. What kind of consequences, you ask? No hugs and/headpats for a day!! Ikr? scary.

If you wish to sleep in, oh no no no- Remus will drag you out of bed. Through any measures! Maybe by: tickling, planting playful small kisses on your face, etc.

The two of you share a room because why not? Remus prefers to sleep with you in his arms because he simply LOVES cuddling with you and feel your warmth.  

Btw, believe it or not Remus owns the same and exact pair of shirts and coats; your wardrobe is filled with it. And it’s all the same colour palette: browns, many and different shades of it. God bless if you ever see a flash of other colours.

You: OHH Remus! When did you buy this red shirt?

Remus: Hmm- I didn’t, you bought that

You: ...nvm

Living with Remus is basically having a mom 2.0 but slightly carefree. And i mean sLIGHTLY

Remus does all the grocery shopping, it just happened to be that way; a silent rule.

Let me tell you a secret though, it’s because of his impulsive chocolate tendencies. He wouldn’t want you to see exactly HOW many chocolate bars he buys- if you do see- it’s a LOT

Cooking is fun, it’s never a chore with Rem. The two of you split the little things to do so making food becomes efficient.

Other chores are split between you and Remus

During days off and the weekends, you two just like to unwind from all the stress and exhaustion aka sleep in (yes, these are the only days you’ll be able to oversleep xD) and laze around the living room. Most of the time Remus likes to stay at home and relax by the couch and do nothing but have you in his arms while the two of you do your own thing.

Sometimes though, you get bored and force him out of his cocoon and venture outside.

Remus: minding his own business

You: Let’s go out!

Remus: nope runs

You: yes link arms with him and drag him out the house

Sirius

Living with Sirius is unpredictable! And I mean it!

You might expect him to do something, but he’ll do the complete opposite! e.g ‘oh, he’s going to sleep in today- just like yesterday’ but nO

He’ll surprise you by waking up early THAT day

To be fair though, most of the time Sirius DOES like to sleep in with you- it’s a heavenly sort of feeling. Waking up next to you with the sun filtering through the curtains- making both of your skin shine!

(off topic BUt- I hc Sirius to be someone who is carefree and does everything depending on his mood but that doesn’t mean he will force you to go along with his plans or anything of sorts. It’s  just what he does.)

Chores? What chores? Sirius doesn’t know-

He’d rather spend time with you than scrubbing dishes...jkjk- well not entirely jk sweats. He’s rather lazy when it comes to cleaning/chores but will help you out! although begrudgingly

Sirius: Tsk- we could’ve been out right now

You: Yes we could have, but we aren’t… come on! That window isn’t going to clean itself 

Sirius: You’re lucky that I love you-

Days off and weekends consist of forgetting about those unwashed laundry while taking a walk downtown, grabbing coffee, visiting parks or a long drive (on a motorbike or a car, yall have both because why not?). You must be thinking; what about those parties!??? Well… those are rather rare since both of you and your friends have become more busy as responsibilities started piling up , but that doesn’t mean yall don’t occasionally hold casual parties, although they aren’t as crazy as they used to be.

On days when you aren’t outside for a change, you and Sirius like to just lay in bed and talk about whatever and unwind from all the stress. He will also let you play with his hair!

Sirius: ewww don’t make those weird hairstyles on me babe!

Also Sirius: mmmh! Gotta say, i’m rocking the tiny pigtails 

You: snorting you sure are!

Sirius while smiling: puts in colourful butterfly clips around his braids I look like a princess! 

Lots of music playing in the background, throughout the day

Includes silly dancing

Either of you always join the other in the end xDDD lowkey turns into a mix of salsa and waltz (how about saltz/waltza?)

#hp headcanon #hp hc #harry potter headcanons #harry potter hcs #james potter hc #james potter #remus lupin #remus lupin hcs #sirius black #sirius black headcanon #sirius black hcs #tani writes!! #harry potter #the marauders #hp marauders #modern marauders #marauders imagine #marauders headcanon #marauders hc

[xhanisai]

SALTING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

AO3 / FFN

Summary: Introducing!!!!

The! Ultimate! Salt! Fic! Ever! IN ZA WARUDO!

Featuring Dumb Noir getting taught a lesson about boundaries, Perfectnette getting friends and love interest(s), and LILA GETTING HER ASS HANDED BACK! HOW COULD YOU RESIST SUCH A WONDERFUL FIC?

(All in all, a crack fic on salt fics to bring our spirits up~)

Disclaimer - I've actually only read like one sentence of a salt fic and fucked off afterwards so everything I'm basing off in this fic is purely from exaggerated rumours and gossip about the salt corner THEREFORE if anything here looks familiar or if it seems like I'm taking the piss out of a specific story, it's all just one big coincidence. >:D ~(x)~ . . . Of all locations to settle on for the beginning of this amazing, wonderful, fucking fantastic story, it's established on the Eiffel Tower. Cliched but wonderfully ironic for the phenomenal heroes of Paris. On the beams, higher than the naked eye could see, Ladybug and Chat Noir were... Arguing. The feline hero had his partner's wrist clasped in an iron hold, digging those deadly claws ever so slightly into the soft flesh, piercing the supposed indestructible suit with a creepy grin- "Wait- hold up a second. I would never, NEVER hurt My Lady! Not even unintentionally! And what's with that face I'm making!?" Oh SHUT UP Shit Noir! Let me carry on writing my fucking story jeez! Stop breaking out of character and keep following the script! Anyways~ The skinny, pasty assed hero- "This script sucks..."- -TUGGED Ladybug closer to him, grin widening like he won the lottery as his demonic looking eyes perversely drank in the sight of the clearly uncomfortable looking heroine in his grasps. His face leaned into hers, only coming closer as she tried her best to lean back with a grimace. "Just one kiss Bugaboo~ one kiss won't hurt..." His grip tightened on the appendage, making the girl wince painfully. "Come on Chat Noir...let go! I have already told you, I'm in love with someone else. You seriously need to back off!" Ladybug whimpered, tossing away all her badassery and ability to suckerpunch a fuckboy in the face because hell yeah it ain't relevant to this sexy fic- "You're right Chaton, this script does suck lmao"- IGNORING WHAT THE CANON LB JUST SAID. Ehem. Like a defenseless little shoujou manga protagonist, Ladybug felt tears sparkle in her eyes and pure sadness washed over her frail body before Fuck Noir dipped her into a romantic pose and smashed his lips against hers with soooooo much passion and tongue and teeth and- . What. On. Earth. Oi you stupid cat! Watch where you're putting your hands on the girl! Yikes! What do they teach these Europeans!? Break it up already you hormone riddled boobs! "Oh Minou~ You're so daring~" "Just for you, My Lady~" STAY ON SCRIPT YOU BRATS! Hmph! Carrying on. Suddenly, herculean strength riddled through Ladybug's blood, falcon punching Bitch Noir off her and off the tower, thus HenchBug™ was born. Panting and wiping her lip with her thumb in a really really badass way (YOU KNOW THAT EPIC WAY THAT ANIME CHARACTERS DO TO WIPE THE BLOOD OFF THEIR LIP, RIGHT? RIGHT? ex deeeee), MachoBug swept towards Pussy Noir's broken twiggy body at the bottom of the tower. "You disobeyed me for the umpteenth time, Noir." BadassBug uttered cooly, keeping a blind eye to the growing crowd around her and the mangled up flesh on sticks at her feet. The black and yellow mess didn't respond. "Lo-oooool cos I'm dead!" WE'LL PRETEND WE DIDN'T HEAR THAT EITHER. Anger coursed through Ladybug's veins as all those traumatising memories and moments she had with her horrific partner flashed through her brain like an old window's movie maker AMV with Evanescence's 'Bring Me Back To Life' song blasting at full volume. The conveniently arrived Alya at the front of the crowd live streamed everything on the WadyBwog, babbling about ice cream scoops. "Every time we met up, you'd always make unwanted advances to me. You'd always force a kiss on me. You even slapped my thicc™ ass a few times- once to the beat of fucking Nyan cat!" The hive minded crowd surrounding them 'oooed' and 'aaahed', some snapped a selfie with what's left of the black cat. "Therefore," The sun auspiciously shone behind MariBug, giving her an ethereal, angelic look as she carried on her lecture. "I now deem you unworthy of the miraculous." BugBug fluttered her eyelashes with so much pain as if reciting those words killed her whole generation and their dogs and their hamsters. "Hand it over to me or else I'll force it off you." All of a sudden BuffBug™ was back, bitch slapping CryBabyBug away and menacingly placed one foot on the carcass.   "Wow I think she forgot that you're dead Chat Noir," THE HIGH TENSIONED MOMENT REMAINED UNBROKEN AS FAKEBUG- oof- Ladybug rolled her eyes with annoyance at the disgusting boy's silence and immediately knelt down to yank the miraculous off his bony fingers- "Never!" The catboy sprung back to life before anyone could breathe, clutching his hand to guard his ring ferally, froth seeping out of his teeth and fangs gnashing against one another- "Looks like I'm a vampire with rabies now, Bug." "Since when did you have fangs?" "Since two seconds ago-" OH MY GOD YOU TWO! SHUT UP AND LET ME WRITE! Zombie Noir leapt back with a hiss, faux ears and tail twitching with indignation and summoned the ancient destruction power whilst BossBug spun her yoyo around in battle formation, ready to call for her lucky charm anytime soon. Cat and Bug kept up the intense eye contact as that cowboy music from the good, the bad and the fugly played in the background (cheers Lahiffe mah d00d!). "You don't want to become my enemy, do you, Chat N00b?" The heroine spat, bones clicking in place as she stretched her fingers when she and the lad in black circled each other slowly. The crowd and Alya were casually chilling in the background, the latter still narrating about an epic ice cream scoop. "Heh, I won't need to be the enemy if you don't touch MY ring... Milady~"- "MON DIEU! C'EST 'MY LADY'! C'EST N'AI PAS 'MILADY'!" THAT'S THE POINT YOU STUPID CAT! Break out of character one more time and I'll castrate you and feed your teeny tiny *censored* to the dogs! "...My Lady? Is my *censored* small? :(" "If your *censored* was small, you'd never have been able to make me scream at night, Minou~ ;3" ":D" 

Regardless! The pussycat feinted to the left before dodging the razor sharp wire of his Lady's (not) yoyo, whipping out his baton (not the tiny one either) and swiftly used it to vault himself away like the coward he CLEARLY is. "You'll never get me alive, THOT!" Was the last thing that small dick energy minded cuck yowled and fled with his tail between his legs. BigBug let out a yell of rage™ and slammed her fist on the ground, branding the sloppy concrete job with a crater as the shockwaves caused the audience to let out a little 'DAYUMMMMMMMM'. "Lol I thought the geezer was dead hahaah! Yo Ladybuggy, mah homie, you and kitty cat did the shame shame already or nah?" Alya, the lil hoe, leant into the heroine's personal space with a crazed grin. She only received a middle finger from the annoyed Asian. (MMmm Mmmm yEAH YEAh trANSiTION so SEXYYYY) Now, it is conveniently time for Marinette's afternoon classes. The exhausted girl dragged her feet up those weird ass spirally steps that could break ankles JUST by looking at them and made it to her classroom, only to pause at the shouting she was hearing behind the door. "Oh boy, time to unleash the kraken..." Silence Adrien! You're not supposed to have appeared yet! Dumb ass blondes these days smh... "HEY! >:0" With a deep breath, the raven haired girl pushed the door open only to be met with what could be best described as a clusterfuck. Tears welled up in her eyes as the remains of her sketchbook (which looked like it had a trip in a paper shredder) was dumped all over the floor. She snapped her head back up only for her heart to literally shatter when she was met with a furious Alya Motherfuckin' Césaire. "Marinetti DupainGhetti. This. Is. Your. Punishment." Alya's glasses flashed sinisterly as her lips curled up into  d i s g u s t . The rest of the class mirrored a similar look, acting as if poor little Cheng vored everything they loved and cherished. All except two people. That witch BITCH Lie-la smirked secretly as she cowered behind Alya and the wimp, spineless little shitty Dumbdrien whimpered on his desk, pretending that nothing was happening. "P-P-Punishment for wh-what?" Babynette sobbed, clutching her shoulders as if to hug herself and make her look smaller than she is. She darted her eyes towards the model, begging him internally to say something, anything! Alas, Bitchdrien only looked away guiltily, his thin chapped lips sealed shut. Marinette couldn't believe her bad luck. First there was an akuma attack, then she was assaulted by her shitty partner for the millionth time and now this? "Punishment for bullying our lord and saviour, Lila of course! How dare you make such a sweet girl like her suffer!?" Alya roared, using the power of the seven chaos emeralds and twenty dragonballs to go super satan and pinned Sweetienette against the wall with an elbow. Her hair fizzed with animosity and her eyes gleamed in a demonic red colour- "Dieu...you just had to drag my best friend into this too, huh?" "You'd think this writer is sane enough to know that I'd cataclysm anyone that dared to harm Ma Princesse, non?" "The writer? Sane? Good joke."- IGNORING STUPIDNETTE AND BLOODYDRIEN- Alya snarled, bruising our sweet little angel's poor skin with her brute strength whilst the rest of the class watched without a question. The sausage haired wench munched on some greasy ass popcorn as she watched the show whilst Shamedrien became one with the floor, a perfect doormat for us queens to stomp on. "You tripped her all the time when no one was watching, aggravating her shattered kneecaps. You plagerised her designs, ruining what's left of her sensitive self esteem and dammit don't even get me started on all those rumours you attempted to spread about her, smearing her celebrity status! I've never hated anyone more than you, BITCHINETTE!" Alya harrumphed and then shoved Brokenette against the wall again, possibly snapping her spine and stormed back to her new bestie. "Mon Dieu your best friend just murdered you..." "Mon Dieu my best friend just murdered me..." Tosses a knife at the duo to make them shut the fuck up. Everyone else applauded the psycho journalist for putting Poornette in her place, even Stinkdrien cos he can't handle peer pressure- BAM! . . . "HOW DARE YOU HURT MARINETTE DUPAIN CHENG!" A tall, stern looking boy slammed the door open, scooping Deadinette in his arms and blew out steam through his nostrils like a bull. Everyone le gasped as the girl suddenly turned into Alivenette and embraced the stranger like he's her long lost lover (Aiyeeeeeeeeeeee mUH O-T-FUCKING-P! K Y A A  A! EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW JACKSHIT ABOUT HIM). "BELIX BRAGRESTE! You saved me~ Don't hurt my homiesexuals please- they're all brainwashed by the sausage haired girl..." The blackberry haired angel begged, tugging on Belix's sleeves. "I didn't do anything-" Uglydrien was quick to defend himself only to melt back down into a doormat by Belix's dark glare, ripping out what spinal tissue the model had left. "Damn straight you didn't do SHIT." Bragreste swiftly delivered a power-kick against Assgreste, yeeting him to the moon and then turned towards the rest of the f00king class, rolling his sleeves up. "As for you nerds...I'm gonna chop you all up into mincemeat and EAT you all with my spaghetti!-" "I'm here Marinette!!!" Another lad swooped in through the door, hips swaying to the beat as 'Luka Luka Night Fever' plays in the background and then posed! Why it's none other than the obviously best written, best character, best BOY in the world: RUKA COFFEE- sorry, I mean Luka Couffaine! He strummed his guitar a few times, nodding and humming as if he was conversing with the beautiful instrument whilst bokeh dots and pink sparkly glitter floated around him. "Ah~ my guitar said that everyone's being a bitch ass motherfucker to our beautiful designer! Come with my Mari~ Take my hand and I'll take you away from this school!" The lycee student didn't wait for her answer and grabbed the star struck girl oh SO romantically~ "No! She should move schools with me!" Belix Bananagreste snatched Nettie back possessively, just like a cat. It was then that the girl decided that when she managed to snatch the black cat miraculous back from the loser that currently wielded it, she was going to give it to Belix- "Ugh don't fuck with me..." "Shhh. You're supposed to have been yeeted to the moon, Chaton," "Marinette please just throttle the writer already-" AND THEN! SUDDENLY! Erm... Errr... AHA! Suddenly all these people from some furry superhero universe came flooding in through the door, yelling insults and real truths about LIE-LA and protecting my best girl Maribear like a boss! Heroes like Gamien and Dason Bob and that guy and err, the other guy and yeah AND THEN they all began to BEAT UP that BITCH LILA and then- "Oh no she's losing it, Adrien I don't think this will last any longer..." "No kidding!" THEN JAGGED STONE CAME FLYING THROUGH THE WINDOW, JAMMING OUT HIS LATEST SONG ABOUT HOW LILA IS SUCH A LIAR AND EXPOSED EVERY SINGLE THING SHE DID TO BEST GIRL MACHONETTE! THEN ALL THESE OTHER KIDS FROM THE SCRAPPED PV UNIVERSE CAME IN VIA A CONGO LINE AND MARINETTA DECIDED TO GIVE THEM THE OTHER MIRACULOUS COS WHY NOT!? AND THEN CHLOE BECAME MARINETTE'S NEW BFF COS HELL YEAH I LOVE VIBING WITH PEOPLE WHO BULLIED ME AND MY PEERS FOR FOUR YEARS STRAIGHT AHAHAAHAH QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENS- "Adrien, I'm going to kill her. She needs to stop." "Go on then~" AND THEN! AND FUCKING THEN! SCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!! . . . [Error 404: The following writer has unfortunately met her demise through unknown means. We apologise for any inconveniences. Please keep scrolling as we clear up the mess. Have a good day.] . . . "Huh...that was anticlimactic...now what?" "You go off snogging my rejected predecessor and the guitar boy? >:(" "As if I'd go for anyone other than my silly kitty!" ":D" . . . ~(x)~ A/N:  I am never EVER writing anything this cursed AGAIN! How can you bash anyone but the villains in this series!? Damn! I can't even say I'm sleep deprived! This is the most fucked up shit I've written and I'm super alert oof!

#my writing #my fanfiction #ml fanfiction #ml crack #miraculous Ladybug #miraculous Ladybug and chat noir #ml shitpost #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #alya cesaire #chloe bourgeois #lila rossi #jagged stone #luka couffaine #adrinette #adrienette #this is the most amazing thing i've ever done for this fandom #i'm just mixing in cocaine in the salt #this isn't salt #THIS IS MY MASTERPIECE #AND YOU ALL SHALL TREAT IT AS SUCH

[girlgrouptrash101]

Dating Poly!YenYul/YulYen

Request: “Please, could you do a Dating Poly!Yenyul please (Izone). Love your blog! ❤”

A/N: sorry for the lil break I took guys, my teachers keep giving more n more assignments smh

- C

CEO’s of the babie committee

After meeting these two girls and falling so hard for them your life truly changed for the better an there is never a dull moment when you’re with your girls

You best believe you three have the funnest and most crackhead groupchat ever

your sleepovers are always the best too like the shit y’all get up to i swear to gOD-

you three would be sitting there taking an ‘am I gay quiz’ as if you aren’t all girlfriends like stfuuu

yuri refuses to admit it but she’s definitely the clingiest out of the three of you uwu

Cuddle piles are a go-to for you guys, nothing is softer than bein all snuggly w/ YulYen

Yena usually goes in the middle so she can have you and Yuri tucked into her side and kiss either of you when she feels like it hehe

speaking of Yena, she’s lit rally the biggest flirt on the planet,, she flirts with you btoh 24/7 even though she’s already got you both whipped for her

all three of you have the perfect balance of flirting and roasting each other just to keep you on your toes lmao

followed by yena getting fake offended when you and Yuri make fun of her duck lips just so you two will give her kisses as an apology hehe

Literally what even is the concept of wearing your own clothes when all three of you could just shAre ya know?

Plus seeing them all soft n squishy in your clothes just gives you so many butterflies hehe

When the three of you go on dates to restaurants you order SO much food and stuff your faces just because why the hell not

even though you still end up taking half of it home to eat the next day,, knowing you three it will definitely get eaten 

Those nights where you decide to do each others makeup for fun and you all end up looking like clowns jdjdsj

Yuri also loves doing yours and Yena's hair, trying all different hairstyles; for some reason it just calms her down so much

BROOO imagine being sung lullabies by these two heavenly voices omf 🥺

Yuri will actually sing for you whenever you ask, she loves the fact that you appreciate her voice and her love for music

Yena using English pet names like baby, baby girl, etc... she just makes your heart flutter so much like how can one person be so CUTE

Dates can be anything from board game nights, candle lit dinners, shopping, or even an afternoon spent colouring in a colouring book together

(queue Yuri getting triggered every time Yena's crayons go outside the lines fjdjjd)

none of you could care less what the activity is as long as you're all together :)

when one of you can't sleep you all go out for late night walks to the local convenience store

where you all stock up on ice cream to eat and head back to your apartment for a midnight snack and a movie, and eventually all of you get tired enough to sleep :')

heart eyes @ each other 24/7

When you’re all just laying in bed and one of you (usually Yuri) whispers out a sleepy ‘I love you’ that just has the rest of you MELTING n pulling each other in for sleepy cuddles uwu

forehead kisses, cheek kisses, hand kisses, just super duper soft behaviour

Unless you’re around the rest of iz*one,, then you three pretend to nOt be whipped for each other 

even though their members already know how in love you guys are like you literally could not be worse at hiding it hdfbd

probably own matching clothes,,, and wear them out claiming it was an ’accident’ that you all dressed the same

matching bracelets / rings too :D

Arcade dates where you all get so competitive trying to beat each other at all the games, especially when you three go full send when you’re playing Dance Dance Revolution lol

Yena trying to win you and Yuri teddies from the claw machines but just getting triggered and slamming the machine every time she loses fvhfjf

impromptu dance offs when you’re at home are also very common,, which mainly consist of Yuri screaming the lyrics while you and Yena slip around on the tiles in your socks

Coming to visit them at schedules omg!!! it makes them sosososo happy that you support them:’)

You guys go to haunted houses every halloween, which generally is just Yuri screaming for an hour while Yena tries to act like a bad bitch even though she’s just as scared

the crackhead dynamic is just >>>>>>>

The ‘no, I love YOU guys more’ competition that never ends because you all are absolutely smitten for each other

10/10 girlfriends, best friends, soulmates,,, YenYul best girls wbk 

NSFW From Here:

so so so soft for sure

you were all each other’s firsts, and you all waited until you wer ready to share the special moment together

lowkey all of you are still a lil shy about the whole thing,,, except for Yena who is just so blunt and has you and Yuri blushing like crazy

lowkey doe just let Yuri ride your thigh and she’ll be a happy lil baby 

absolutely shower them both in kisses from head to toe,,, and if you do want to leave a mark just make sure it’s not too visible, because you know,,, idol life 

Yuri is definitely the most shy until you start to pleasure her, then she gets too caught up in it to even realise how loud she’s being 

Yena has the most dirty mind for sure, always teasing you both and she’s usually the one to initiate things

That one time where Yena accidentally sent her nudes into the group chat and before she could even realise what she'd done you two were sending them back

best mistake she's ever made in her life smh

Yuri’s praise kink >>>>>> just call her baby girl and she’ll be soaking wet

Yena always begs for quickies backstage, she claims it calms her nerves before performances but she just wants to fuck let’s be real

Yena would definitely be into choking but not even realise it until she’s got her hand wrapped around your throat, loving how it turns you on even more

one time when the girls were both preparing for a performance, they came to you backstage with the most mischievous looks on their faces, Yuri quickly handing you something before both of them giggled and ran off to perform

You opened your hand to see a pair of Yuri’s underwear, soaked from whatever her and Yena had got up to before you arrived

they knew you were going crazy backstage as you watched them perform, their cheeky smiles just stretched a little wider than usual as they moved to the music

let’s just say,,,, you didn’t let either of them off easy that night

Aftercare usually consists of even more cuddles n kisses

or hopping into the shower together,,, which usually ends up in you three going for another round smh

followed by the softest cuddles in bed, all of you spent and exhausted after your long night

#femifics #izone #yena #yuri #choi yena #jo yuri #izone imagines #izone reactions #izone scenarios #izone fluff #izone smut #izone headcanons #yenyul #yulyen #girl groups #girl group #kpop girl groups #girl group scenarios #girl group imagines #girl group reactions #girl group fluff #girl group smut #kpop idols #kpop girls #kpop reactions #kpop scenarios #kpop imagines #kpop oneshots #kpop fluff #kpop smut

[ecritverite]

▌ REAL NAME:   peter maddox woods (though perry is the only one who calls him peter most of the time)

▌SINGLE OR TAKEN:   with the exception of a few girlfriends in his high school years that didn’t last more than a few weeks, he’s single till 1967 when he meets the lovely photographer, perry marchand @voirverite

▌ABILITIES OR POWERS:   scathing wit, a wicked sense of humour given a place to thrive, and a tendency to know how situations are going to go before they happen.

( ...and here is where i am cutting this off to read more so yall don’t have a huge post on your dash and can choose to read at ur own will... )

▌EYE COLOR:   a very pale blue that often looks grey until he’s in deeply saturated golden hour sunlight or by the sea, in which case his eyes look almost cerulean.

▌HAIR COLOR:   an irish blooded dark brown, nearing black. starts to streak like salt and pepper in his late thirties and eventually goes silver by his mid-late forties.

▌FAMILY MEMBERS:   mother and father, both estranged and woods bears very little resemblance to them in myriad ways, and a lesbian cottagecore-esque aunt who woods is cut off contact from at a young age and doesn’t reconnect with until later in his adulthood.

▌PETS:   an irish wolfhound named boris, gifted to him and perry by musician mark crowe, and a dalmatian named marlene, also gifted to the couple by a luxuriously-living friend who can spend that kind of money on a dog...

▌SOMETHING THEY DON’T LIKE:   insanely entitled fans — he’s dealt with a few too many in his life and their attitude turns him sour. sometimes i think woods ends up being far too judgemental of people due to his job experience but this eventually wears off by the eighties when he’s gone through a period of development and isn’t working as a roadie any longer. also, touring.

▌HOBBIES/ACTIVITIES:   ... touring... (it’s a love/hate relationship), writing at odd hours of the night, birdwatching, smoking pipes, visiting bookstores, reading clever literature that sometimes includes funny children’s books, movie nights with perry, drinking coffee, driving on open road at night, rugby & american football (but only if he’s playing it, otherwise he doesn’t give a shit), browsing car catalogues, boating, when he has more time off there are brief stints where i believe he’d be into making little plane and car models, painting flowers.

▌EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE:   he’s got more than one story about how in football he’d accidentally broken an opponent player’s nose or knocked the wind completely out of someone - and at the first school he transferred to in america, he ended up brawling with other boys all the time smh (though, i must add, he never started the fights)

▌EVER KILLED ANYONE BEFORE:   hell no. woods would cry before he did smth like that

▌ANIMAL THAT REPRESENTS THEM:   definitely wolf-like in how he dutiful he is: he recognises he is an important part of his ‘pack’ (the band) and values his position as such. he’s private, fiercely loyal, and more afraid of a stranger than they are of him. but he also has a really warm, loving side that is actually somewhat paternal and nurturing and can also be very playful with those he loves and holds close. but if you asked anyone else, i’m sure they’d see him as a bear - for many reasons lmao

▌WORST HABITS:   his propensity for drinking too much coffee, the way he can wear his thoughts on his face too much when it comes to irritation, foregoing pitstops if he possibly can when it comes to a tight tour schedule, underestimating himself, sometimes he can be a little overcautious when his anxiety is bubbling, his nitpicking when it comes to tidiness - especially ‘keeping the bus clean’.

▌ROLE MODELS:   tbh perry, his aunt, scott halpritt, frank o’hara, tolkien, perhaps a teacher from his past, and i think he’d really dig rob halford... 

▌SEXUAL ORIENTATION:    gay as gay can be...

▌THOUGHTS ON MARRIAGE/KIDS:   marriage: he believes that if he’s to marry someone it’s perry and eventually i think they would have a ceremony of their own for fun but make it official as soon as it’s legal and they’d do it for benefits with their own twist. but kids? no sirree. he helps perry babysit friends’ children but his only involvement with younger people is when he becomes a visiting lecturer at high schools and does consulting prof stuff at community colleges.

▌FEARS:   suburbia... there’s just something about the sameness of the white upper middle class and their family ‘fronts’, especially in america, that irks him. he also has always had the fear that he would never be loved, truly, but finds he is quite wrong in that assumption.

▌STYLE PREFERENCES:    in youth his style is pretty conservative with the small expressional flare in the form of colour. through life he tends to lean towards mod-like fashion in three piece suits, turtlenecks, stripes, and solid primary colours of various tints and shades. however, while working on tour, he can be found in athletic-fitting tshirts (sometimes band merch or a black shirt with STAFF in white lettering) and comfortable working levis. he loves boots and some fine clothes, and takes special care in selecting elements that compliment through colour. occasionally, he embellishes with modest gold jewellery. leather is good too - especially in the 80s.. catch him with those leather jackets. and at least once in the 60s he had a pair of red leather trousers.

▌SOMEONE THEY LOVE:   all the people he considers pupils.

▌APPROACH TO FRIENDSHIPS:   he commonly waits for people to approach him - if he knows they’re interested in talking to him, he’ll spare his time, but he’s used to being sweet-talked for access to backstage. if he wants to befriend someone, he’s often too unsure, and if forced to confront, he’ll employ humour and be extra vigilant about his external impression due to anxiety.

▌THOUGHTS ON PIE:   he’s english... pies are life. especially if they’re meat pies... put that shit on toast just like them beans and crisps

▌FAVORITE DRINK:  sherry, vodka lemonades, black coffee, or yorkshire tea with a bit of cream... eventually he develops a taste for herbal teas when he has to wean himself off the caffeine.

▌FAVORITE PLACE TO SPEND TIME AT:  working on his car or his boat - don’t bother woods when he’s on his boat. or in the bath...

▌SWIM IN THE LAKE OR IN THE OCEAN:   ocean — he’s drawn to any large body of water, but there’s something about the tide he really enjoys.

▌THEIR TYPE:   thicker, shorter men with just enough build to show they’re a little physically active, anyone who has soft and understanding eyes, and those who are responsible but not so restrained and austere that they don’t know how to have a good time. he loves when a person can make him laugh, too.

▌CAMPING OR INDOORS:  woods prefers staying indoors but when it comes to camping, he’s no spring chicken and can set up a tent and a fire within the hour that you touch down. if you were on a survival show, you’d want to have woods on your team with his background.

tagged by: @sleazygoing my king thank u so much  tagging: literally anyone who wishes... perhaps @mancicon or @camillelafaye hehe

#i wrote out this long thing abt how he is straight passing sometimes for the abilities powers but it became a meta so im saving that #for another time KSJDHG #anyway enjoy #the copious amounts of woods info #* ooc : headcanons.

[skinks]

please talk more about reddie dirty dancing au PLEASE

ALRIGHT

so I think Richie, Bev, Mike and Ben all work at the resort and either Stan or Bill or both are Eddie’s only other rich guest friends who help to cover for him when he’s busy sneaking around with Richie. Or one of them is his friend from back home, and maybe Richie thinks it’s Eddie’s boyfriend at first idk

Eddie really REALLY doesn’t want to be there, sharing a cabin with his mom and doing lame activities, he mostly just mopes around wishing he had someone to play tennis with or go rowing on the lake. She guilted him into coming. They’ve been to the place a few times before but this is the first time since Eddie discovered his pills etc are all bullshit and he’s just, mad, betrayed, genuinely rethinking everything he wants to do in terms of college.

I still kinda want Richie to be goofy resort DJ/bingo night announcer/jack of all trades as well as the dance guy, just so he can keep popping up everywhere Eddie goes, for comedic effect

honestly I’m useless at plotting, I can never come up with anything to string the various sweaty grinding scenes together but @behaemoth had the A+ idea that Sonia encourages him to do dancing because she thinks it’s “safer” than any of the sports, until she sees Richie and Bev dancing on that first night and she’s like “I won’t have HER teaching you” but Eddie’s looking at Richie’s broad shoulders and how he’s sweeping Bev around like it’s nothing and he’s like um actually maybe dancing’s not too bad. And then @wordssometimesfail had the A++ idea that Sonia calls Eddie her baby all the time and it’s infantilising as hell, but the first time Richie calls him that it’s a fucking revelation. Honestly all I contribute to this AU is various hazy images of big hands on tight waists in croptops

It would be set in the 80s as opposed to the 60s, so Eddie’s initial shock when he carries the watermelon up to the staff dance is not because they’re dirty dancing, it’s because there are women dirty dancing with women, and men with men. Mike sees Eddie gawping and is like... you’re cool, right?

But Eddie has never felt less cool in his life.

He comments that Bev and Richie are a great couple and Mike just throws his head back laughing, and is like no, no that’s not a thing. Eddie asks, why? They look great together? And that’s when Richie, goofy Richie, weirdly graceful Richie with the ugly ruffled shirts and a voice like a noisemaker, Richie who Eddie’s mother already loathes because he makes off-colour jokes as he’s calling bingo numbers - Richie, who’s in a black shirt unbuttoned to the belly and rockabilly-cuffed to the shoulders, turns from Bev and starts grinding on another boy, and Eddie feels like Pandora looking into the box.

Anyway Eddie has the whole “I envy you” thing from the movie, envies their perceived freedom and talent but doesn’t Get it, that the staff are considered second-class and that Richie would give anything to go to New York, that’s why he works so many different jobs at the place, he’s saving up. I think either Bev’s dad or Tom might appear for the Drama™, got some ideas there that result in Sonia insisting they leave early. That’s also why Eddie has to help Richie practice the dance, Bev is incapacitated somehow and Eddie steps up, because... idk Richie wants to audition for some dance conservatory? Is that a thing? That’s his ticket to the big apple? I told you I’m bad at plotting

Definitely gonna be some charged, late night conversations in Richie’s car, Eddie wondering if they can keep in touch after he leaves. The lake lift scene would definitely happen because... ya gotta have the lake scene. I have a few ideas for Moments between them, as in, when Richie first calls him baby, but I don’t wanna give them all away because I would like to write this eventually lmao. The lengths we must go to for some awkward leg humping smh

[littlemissvincentvega]

OMG NSFW ALPHABET WITH MR ORANGE, HAVE YOU DONE IT YET????

WELL I HAVE NOW LADS WAAAAAAAAY GOD I LOVE YOUR ENTHUSIASM BITCh

a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)a little lazy cause he gets all sleepy, but he’s tentative to you. he’ll make himself get up if you want anything

b = body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)he likes his hair LOL this cutie smh. he probably likes his girl’s hair too. he’s probably an ass guy and, whatever colour your eyes are, he’ll find something he loves about them

c = cum (anything to do with cum, basically)aw yea he loves finishing over his girl, wherever it might be (ass cheeks is a personal fav of his). it rly boosts his ego when she worships his cock, laps up all of his cum like a good girl

d = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)probably that he’s deeply in love with larry but hey ho. is that even a secret 

e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)tbh he’s not THAT experienced bc he’s young and a qt pie but freddy sure as hell knows what he’s doing. he’s particularly good at making out, mainly bc he likes it so much

f = favourite position (this goes without saying)i’d say doggy style. ass to grab onto, easy access to pull your hair, plus he can pound you real good 

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)tbh i see freddy as being pretty serious overall, but he can definitely be giggly like in the romantic lovey-dovey ‘hahaha i love u’ sense. do ygm????? i hope u do. but yea he gets really into it so he’s mostly serious lol

h = hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)as far as hair goes, he’s pretty well groomed down there. he doesn’t like to have too much hair but he likes to have some at least

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)more on the romantic side. i think we can all gather from the movie that even if he’s known u for 2 seconds he’s gonna be at least a little romantic in the moment lmfao

j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)ooooh wow does this boy jack off a whole lot. there’s not much else to say, i just imagine him to do it a lot

k = kink (one or more of their kinks)edging!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! idk why, he just loves his limits to be pushed (and to push your limits). he enjoys being called daddy too. & he has a praise kink

l = location (favourite places to do the do)i kinda feel like freddy would like doing it on the backseats at the movies LOL idk he just seems like that kind of guy, but also at his apartment bc i say so

m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)if you tease him in public he’ll get suuuper turned on but kissing & getting handsy while u kiss???? his weakness

n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)i don’t think he’d want his girl to dominate him, i think he much prefers to have that role. he’s not into being humiliated or anything

o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)he LOVES oral. giving or receiving he gets real into it, loves loves LOVES it

p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)fast & rough teehee

q = quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)yea this guy likes a quickie. maybe not on the job, but if you really do push him & tease him he’ll find 5 minutes to fuck your brains out 

r = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)hell yea he takes risks. he thinks hes super cool ofc he takes risks

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)a few rounds, this guy lasts long if he wants to 

t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)yes yes he does!! freddy probably has a cock ring or two & a vibrator to use on himself and his partner. he likes toys, no shame in that babe

u = unfair (how much they like to tease)a LOT!!!!!!!!! this cocky motherfucker just. it boosts his ego when he teases his girl, especially in public. he just likes to tease, create more tension, get his girl all worked up for HIM

v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)tbh i think freddy is pretty loud as it goes. not loud like banshee screaming but louder than the average person, he’s not afraid to grunt & groan & moan. he likes to show his girl how good he feels, so during the sexy time he dirty talks a lot 

w = wild card (a random headcanon for the character)here’s a secret: if u tell freddy newandyke how attractive u find him, how good he makes u feel, how h*rny u are for him? he is YOURS and he will FUCK YOU SENSELESS

x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)he a big boi. not that big. but he a big boi and he knows what he’s doing with it :^)

y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)higher than vincent fucking vega. freddy’s sex drive is crazy

z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)tbh he’ll probs read a comic afterwards and then fall asleep bc he’s not that much of a sleepy/lazy person u feel me???? unless yall fuck late at night bc then he falls asleep real quick afterwards

#freddy newandyke x reader #mr orange x reader #mr orange preference #freddy newandyke preference #reservoir dogs preference #reservoir dogs x reader

[nikatyler]

Here's 15 questions to answer before tagging 15 people

I was tagged by @amuhav. Thank you!

Are you named after anyone? No, I don’t think so.

When was the last time you cried? Right before the semester started because I was so scared and didn’t see a point in trying to go back to uni. I still kinda feel like “what the hell am I even doing there?!” but at the moment it’s not driving me to an existential crisis so we’re good. ✌

Do you have kids? Do my characters count? Because if yes, then we have a 100 baby challenge going on here  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Do you use sarcasm a lot? Me? Omg never

What’s the first thing you notice about people? Hair. And then eyes.

What’s your eye colour? Brown. I’d say dark brown in most lightings, but in the sunlight they look bright and cute and basically brown eyes are not boring smh

Scary movie or happy ending? Drag the characters through shit but give them a happy ending.

Any special talent? All my life I’ve been procrastinating and leaving things for the last minute and so far it’s been working. Also, I’m really good at overthinking, yay.

What country were you born in? Czech Republic

What are your hobbies? Writing, drawing, reading, history and of course, sims.

Do you have any pets? Yeah, two budgies. One of them is getting on my nerves right now, but I love them both.

What sports do you play/have you played? I’m doing a lot of pilates in my free time, I signed up for a class too and I love it. I like riding my bike in the summer and swimming. When I was little, I was going to dance lessons, and then again I took dance lessons in my third year of high school. As for the sports I did and hated, well, I doubt I’ll ever be able to play volleyball again because we played it all the time in P.E. in middle school and honestly...those lessons scarred me ngl. I was the shy clumsy nerd with no friends, it was a nightmare. The moment I made a mistake, they were so mean, like the world depended on how well I play.

How tall are you? 176 cm

Favourite subject(s) in school? General History. At the moment, we’re learning about the middle ages and I enjoy it so much. I used to be into middle ages at one point but then I kinda shifted my focus to something else, but now I fell in love with this subject again, it’s so interesting. Also, the professor is a really nice lady, I’m always looking forward to the lectures.

Dream job? Writer.

I’ll tag @desira-sims, @dandylion240, @fataleromeo, @tiny-tany-thaanos, @abysims, @cloudberry-sims, @fishingforsims, @sammsims, @tragicpixel, @poisonfireleafs, @starburstshores, @prossims, @xiapxls, @tashsim and @blubrich. Feel free to ignore if you don’t wanna do this or if you’ve done this already! 😊

#tags #about me

[baljeet]

hi thank u tutu for tagging me i love u forever and ever @yourlocalskamblog

who are you named after? no one smh. light. idk?

last time you cried? lmao the day before yesterday on the side of the new jersey turnpike while listening to the glee cover of sing by mcr it was a tIME let me tell u

do you like your handwriting? ye its nice

do you still have your tonsils? ya

would you bungee jump? HELL YA WHOS DOWN 

what is your favourite type of cereal? that special k kind w the chocolate inside

do you untie your shoes when you take them off? nope i just kick them off asdgfh

do you think you’re strong-willed? umm ya whoops

favourite ice cream? cookies n cream

what’s the first thing you notice about a person? idk asfdgfhghg their eyes? i dont fuckin know

football or baseball? neither wtf do i look white

what colour pants are you wearing? im not wearin any and no its not weird i just am wearing boxers bc im gonna sleep

last thing you ate? a cupcake :”) 

what are you listening to? rina sawayama bc im lov her wlw icON

if you were a crayon what colour would you be? some shade of purple

what’s your favourite smell? gasoline oops im a hoe

who was the last person you talked to on the phone? lmao the doctors office to reschedule my meningitis vaccine fun tIMES 

married? yes to @wylanjesper and i love her

hair colour? brown with hints of blonde and purple and red bc i dye it but never bleach it so its kind of a mess

eye colour? brown

favourite food to eat? idk chocolate? 

scary movies? no THANKS

last movie you watched in the theatre? shubh mangal zyada saavdhan! gay desi rights :D

imma tag @wylanjesper @gansbeee @vulccan @deadprogram @georgiawarrs n anyone else who wants to.

#:")

[rapha-reads]

Right, so...

Birds of Prey.

Oof.

Usually I'm a very good audience. I'm not picky, I like mindless popcorn media, comic book movies and big name blockbusters. (even though my background in media and culture does force me often to be critical and analytical, but I'm a pro at compartmentalizing)

But once in a while, I encounter a pop movie that I can't get a 100% into it.

I mean. BoP is a fun, entertaining movie. But uh, are we sure they actually read a comic book before writing this?

Things I did NOT like in BoP:

- THIS IS NOT CASSANDRA CAIN. WTF. WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING NAME OF BATMAN IS THIS. NOPE.

- aight, I'm no specialist, but I'm pretty sure that ain't Dinah Laurel Lance either. Yeah, I know, multiverse, multiple continuities, reboots, bla bla bla, but still.

- where the fuck is Oracle. Scratch that, where the hell are the Bats.

- seriously. Black Mask is wreaking havoc in Gotham, Harley explodes Ace Chemicals, Helena kills bad guys, and not a single Bat? What, they're all gone off world without leaving a single vigilante guarding Gotham? Uh hu. YES, I KNOW, standalone movie, no budget and no actual actors for cameos, Batffleck quit, big studio, bla bla bla... Listen, if DCTV and the CW can do it, DCEU and the WB definitely can too (yes I'm talking about Crisis on Infinite Earths, sue me, I liked the crossover. Wrote a whole thing about it here)

- also, don't get me started on Black Mask. Noah fence to McGregor, love the dude, but damn Black Mask got down-graded... And Zsaz was basically useless. Remember Zsaz in the Gotham tv show? That mofo was scaaaary. This one is a joke. And not a single mention of Steph or Jay, smh.

Things I DID like in BoP:

- HARLEY. Big fan of Harley Quinn. Big fan of Margot Robbie.

- Bruce the Hyena and Beavet the Beaver.

- MADAM Renee Montoya, can I get a wahoo for one badass lady?

- the music. Yes, I'm one of those people who like pop songs in their pop movies.

- the colours. And the cinematography in general, well done.

- I am soooo queer for Helena. And Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Not actually very familiar with Huntress, but I liked her.

-... Yeah, that's it.

It basically ties back to something I had started to discuss during Crisis on Infinite Earths. The issue of adapting comic books to the screen. Comic books are a huge monstrosity of characters, plots, narratives, written, re-written, cancelled and rebooted, you have fifty different versions of the same character, a bloody fucking multiverse, multiple teams-up, etc etc etc. Putting all of that into the constraints of a movie or a tv show is hard, not to say near impossible.

COIE showed that it was possible to do a tv show comic book crossover event, despite the things that don't really work. Justice League (the movie) tried to, with the results that we know (not opening that can of worms, thanks). And don't get me started on the MCU, this is already getting too long.

... Yep, lost myself again. What was I trying to say...?

Ah, yes. BoP is an okay movie if you forget absolutely everything about comics, Gotham, in-universe continuity, etc. But if you're a comic book fan attached to this universe, you might spend the duration of the movie yelling at the screen "WHAT THE FUCK NO".

... Aaand I think that's all I had to say.

#birds of prey #birds of prey spoilers #bop spoilers #dc #dceu #dceu films #bop review #rapha talks #rapha watches movies #those are my opinions and you don't have to share them #disclaimers and all of that shit #okay gotta go i'll tag properly later

[ofregiums]

silence ! raise the royal standard, for the king of hungary, DOMINYKAS VANCURA, has arrived. being thirty-one years old, he is currently on the throne. many around the court call him the insurgent by virtue of him being perspicacious and captivating, while also being ruthless and aggressive.  —played by max irons

— THE BASICS

full name: dominykas leandro vancura date of birth: july 26th age: thirty-one star sign: leo profession: king of hungary ( canon ), hedge fun manager mi6 operative ( modern ) loyalty: hungary, house vancura, entente alignment: chaotic neutral mbti: estp spoken languages: hungarian ( first ), english ( fluent ), spanish ( fluent ), french ( fluent ), mandarin ( fluent ), russian ( advanced ), italian ( advanced ), lithuanian ( intermediate ), polish ( intermediate ), hindustani ( intermediate ), arabic ( beginner ) mother’s name: gabriella vancura father’s name: richárd vancura ( deceased ) siblings, if any: pál vancura ( older, deceased in canon ), aurélia vancura ( younger ), adelaida & angéla vancura ( younger, identical twins ), dániel vancura ( younger ) children: laima vaisvila ( aged five ) height: 6′2″ hair colour: dark brown. eye colour: blue-grey.

— CANON VERSE

first off, let me start off by saying that dom can be the wOOOoooooOoooRST. what’s his damage, heather ? well, it’s not his family. his family was super loving and supportive and he grew up loving all of his siblings and such. never rly had the responsibilities of being king so he fucked around a lot as a teenager, partaking in hedonistic behavior bc why not ?

fell like fucking head over heels madly in love at the age of seventeen to a lithuanian duke’s daughter and shit, nothing else mattered. she was his polar opposite like a goddamn ray of sunshine but she made him want to clean up his act in a way that he never though possible. he !!! fucking !!! loved !!! her !!!

yep, loved. bc he can’t be happy, duh. they got married at the age of eighteen, things were fucking great. she tempered him down and reminded him that there was good that no one else saw. about two years into their marriage, the two discovered that tiesa was pregnant. but the war was brewing and he felt like he needed to fight and that all sorta stressed his wife out a lot. she has a miscarriage due to it.

that was the first knife to the heart. dom grew resentful and numb to his emotions. he detached from his family and was a far harsher and colder man. lacking a purpose, he went off to fight in the war. witnessing those horrors really fucked him up and added another knife to the heart.

he had a partner in crime in the war, a total ride or die. this was probably the only guy that could coax a smile out of dom lately. so obviously that meant he couldn’t live. he was killed saving dom. that traumatized the hell out of him.

coming back from the war, dom was no longer the boy he’d once been. he’d become a man, and that man was more akin to something horrible. he delved headfirst in hedonism to drown the pain and clutched to anything that could make him feel – if there was anything at all.

then, his father who he LOVED was murdered by prussia. ( clearly, i’m saying fuck dom rights ) 

the final straw for him ? losing tiesa. after the glorious news of hearing that she was pregnant again, the two thought this would be the new fresh chapter in their book together. she gave birth to a beautiful baby girl that they named laima. but as quickly as happiness returned to dom, it was taken away -- tiesa lost too much blood during the birth and didn’t even survive to see her beautiful creation. in absolute anguish, dom plucked all the knives of trauma that had once pierced his heart and declared that he no longer had one -- save for his affection for his sister and child.

coveted the throne from his older brother, but really it’s just something to fixate on so he didn’t delve too much into his own fucked up head. he was angry that his brother refused to attack prussia for their sins against their father. considered his brother a weak leader and fully convinced himself that he would be better. (spoiler alert: he wouldn’t.)

he got the chance to make that selfish, horrendous dream into a reality when the vancura family traveled to bern for the peace talks. one night, pirates stormed the castle taking lives and innocence left to right. dom seized his opportunity and stabbed his brother in the midst of the attacks. as he died, dom promised to exact revenge on prussia for their father. when guards came around, he pretended that it was the pirates that had done the deed. oh no ! long live king dominykas, i guess.

dom is hurting and in return, he wishes for everyone else to hurt. and if that meant lighting himself on fire and burning all the bridges on the way, so fucking be it. he’s vindictive and charming like a fucking snake, and he’s just as venomous.

anyways that’s my trash son. if you’re hot, he’ll flirt. if you piss him off, he becomes a scary mass of rage. terrible temper smh.

prussia, he’s coming for you hoes.

— MODERN VERSE

born the second oldest of the vancura children, dominykas didn’t have as heavy of a responsibility on his shoulders as his older brother did. honestly, he liked it that way. he had no desire in being controlled or even having a hand in his family’s business – banking. his great grandfather created the company and soon, the ambition turned it into an empire.

while his parents had met as children in hungary, they migrated to london once they eloped for a better chance in life. dom has only been back a handful of times in his life to visit family. he hasn’t been gone by his own will since the age of sixteen and doesn’t plan on doing so. 

instead of worrying about the family name, dom enjoyed being the pretty hedonistic rich boy that got everything he wanted and did everything he pleased. was the peak definition of a fuckboi growing up and was very proud of it.

didn’t really want to further his education. while he was naturally intelligent, he never had the desire to just learn for learning’s sake. but not attending university was a non-starter when it came to his strict father. he was handed pamphlets of high-end schools and was forced to make a choice. he decided on oxford university, since he had zero desire to leave england.

that ended up being the right choice because: a.) he met his best friend florian & b.) he met tiesa. she was by far the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen in his life and the moment dom tried to use his usual disingenuous charm on her, she shut him the fuck down. holy shit, he needed it. and the reason that she called him out on his bullshit was exactly the reason he fell in love with her. after much back and forth throughout their studies, she agreed to go out with him and they started dating very soon after.

near the end of his university experience, dom was approached by a “hedge fund firm” for an internship. upon the interview process, he learned that it was in fact a cover for the secret intelligence service. they wanted to hire him as an operational officer. dom, a known thrill seeker, thought it would be fun.

keeping his lives separate proved to be difficult, especially with how things were going with tiesa. they fought a lot about him being secretive and it placed a strain on their relationship. things grew doubly complicated when tiesa announced that she was pregnant. dom asked her to marry him instantly, not wanting this to be a decision that severed their ties. they had an elopement, much to his family’s dismay, and a few months later – laima was born.

if he thought he understand love before, fuck it only grew tenfold. all he knew was that he loved his wife and his daughter and he would do all he could to protect them. ironic, considering the nature of his job.

upon graduation, the secret intelligence service offered him a lucrative new position – in the field as an operative. it sort of felt like something out a movie but this was a cold reality that would change dominykas’ life for the worst.

collecting information, by means or torture or even worse methods, wore on the man. but he couldn’t just back out of his agreement. he was in for life and that was a decision he would have to learn to accept. except, dom was a stubborn man. so, he tried to get away. packed up tiesa and laima and booked a trip to the states. he was willing to trade secrets to the cia for protection.

the day they were supposed to leave, he found tiesa shot through the head in their kitchen. laima was wailing in her nursery. the official news was that it was a botched bulgary. but dominykas knew, he fucking knew. it was them. and he had no choice but to continue to work for them. for laima’s safety.

his mind spiraled into darkness and paranoia after his wife’s death. he didn’t know who he could or couldn’t trust. could it have been one of his siblings who betrayed him ? a friend from his dining club ? truth be told, the only person that he trusted throughout this all was florian but even his best friend could not salvage the shell of the person he’d become after losing tiesa.

now, dom bitterly continues to work for the service, no longer batting an eye at the the violence and schemes of it all. 

drinks a lot more than he used to. too much, actually. 

no longer attempted to be there for laima as he should be. truthfully, he sees too much of tiesa in her and the reminder threatens to take him off the deep end.

#( * introductions. ) #( * rich kid asshole ; paint me as a villain | dominykas vancura. )

[handern]

85 Q Tag

Rules: Answer the questions, then tag 20 people

Tagged by: @escapeintoavideogame THANKS I LOVE THESE

last

1. drink - woter. we’re staying hydrated in 2019

2. phone call - K. to tell her I was at her place, but she didn’t pick up that bihh

3. text message - Happy new year from a cool dude with an ass as soft as a pillow who could probably fill in a complain for sexual harassment against half the digging crew we worked with three years ago bc we were amazed by how soft his ass is

4. song you listened to - When you’re Evil - Aurelio Voltaire

5. time you cried - uuuuhhhhh I had so many breakdowns lately I don’t remember

ever

6. dated someone twice? - lol

7. kissed someone and regretted it - AHAHAHAH

8. been cheated on - lmao

9. lost someone special - ??

10. been depressed - It’s been my life since I was 7 years old

11. gotten drunk and thrown up - last time I threw up I was like 11 or something I have guts of steel

fave colours

12. purplish-red

13. teal

14. grey

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends - my whole damn class for some reasons??

16. fallen out of love - LOOOOOOOOOOL

17. laughed until you cried - I’m very easy to kill of laughter

18. found out someone was talking about you -  uh not really?

19. met someone who changed you - like I’m going to wait to meet someone to start changing

20. found out who your friends are - these questions sound very neurotypical for some reasons?

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - neurotypical or really for normies

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - why the fuck would I ad strangers on facebook it’s not 2012 anymore

23. do you have any pets - I wish qwq

24. do you want to change your name - oh god yeah but only if no one knew I changed it you know

25. what did you do for your last birthday - Cried a lot alone in my room, got lost on the highway, came back home alone to cry more

26. what time did you wake up today - 9am or smth

27. what were you doing at midnight last night - IT WAS NEW YEAR BIHHHHH so like we were screaming Don’t Stop Me Now while drinking apple cider

28. what is something you can’t wait for- being mentally stable, financially stable, adopting a cat, I have a garden with plants in it

30. what are you listening to right now - Pendant que les Champs Brûlent - Niagara

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - there’s one in my class but his name is like Tom Lou and I don’t know how to call him bc everyone calls him Tom Lou but apparently his name is just Tom but french people aren’t used to someone being called Tom and so we don’t know how to call him

32. something that gets on your nerves - human beings are still a thing

33. most visited website -  lmao tumblr is the hellhole I’ll die in

34. hair color - that’s an excellent question. it’s hhhh kind of blonde, kind of brown, kind of ginger but like, all melted together

35. long or short hair - short short short

36. do you have a crush on someone - LMAOOOOOOO

37. what do you like about yourself -  I’m a fucking delight and I’m amazing babey

38. want any piercings? - YES BUT I’M A COWARD AND THEY SEEM SO UNPRACTICAL

39. blood type - I forgot

40. nicknames - I ain’t sayin I hate all of them

41. relationship status - why the hell would I want one

42. zodiac - libra

43. pronouns - they/them

44. fave tv shows - Doctor Who, STNG and that’s about it

45. tattoos - got one, want 1000 more but no money

46. right or left handed - right handed

47. ever had surgery - yeah lmao bc people think it’s ok and normal to have a 8 years old have plastic surgery smh

48. piercings - nope

49. sport -  Rowing, fencing, climbing

50. vacation - SEA SHORE AND BOAT

51. trainers - what the fuck is that one are you running out of ideas bruh

more general

52. eating - I don’t eat between meals I’m not a fucking savage

53. drinking - woter

54. i’m about to watch - AHAHAHaHAHhAHHhhhahhHAHhAHhHAHAH like I can watch series

55. waiting for - death

56. want - a drawing tablet with a screen you can draw on

57. get married - orc war chiefs don’t know about that kind of concepts, neither do dragons

58. career - high wizard

which is better

59. hugs or kisses -  equally efficient in diseases transmission

60. lips or eyes - eyes are tastier

61. shorter or taller - tall people should get their legs chopped off for daring to be taller than me

62. older or younger - the young is inexperienced and falls more easily into deadly traps but the older will die sooner and runs slower

63. nice arms or stomach - real strength comes from the heart

64. hookup or relationship - both are government propaganda

65. troublemaker or hesitant - depends on how many zombies are following me

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - why do you have to be so gross I am but a humble chicken

67. drank hard liquor - oh ja absinthe up this bitch

68. lost glasses - I got perfect vision babey die mad about it

69. turned someone down - as I said I’m a fucking delight but you have to understand that I am also a constant disappointment

70. sex on first date - which calendar are you using that you are hesitating on the date

71. broken someone’s heart -  lmao yeah because it makes me fucking awkward and anxious when people have a crush on me I run away never to return again, I hate this oh god there are so many of them still lurking, getting closer, waiting for an opening

72. had your heart broken - hard to break that which has been buried so long ago that it has been forgotten, lying forever into the depth, surrounded by the most powerful curses and spells. Fear for the day it shall emerge once more, immortal and eternal, bringing only doom and destruction with it

73. been arrested - not yet

74. cried when someone died - ??? of course?????????

75. fallen for a friend - wild

do you believe in

76. yourself - I’m not even a real being what do you think

77. miracles - I believe that chickens do exist

78. love at first sight - where hast thine logic and mind wandereth childe for thou hast hearsted the lies ofth the governemnt and believethed themst wholly like a dumbass

79. santa claus - we had tea together the other day

80. kiss on a first date - are you asking me if I believe in kisses and dates? because both are fake, a social construct and government propaganda wakey wakey

81. angels - my best friend has 19 eyes, three halos, five pairs of wings and only speaks in latin yes

other

82. best friend’s name - Gwenn (if you’re reading this gwenn close all your 19 eyes and also fuck you)

83. eye color - green with bits of grey and brown

84. fave movie - uuuugnh pirates of the craribib

85. fave actor - DOUG JONES DOUG JONES DOUG JONES

I’m not tagging anyone because my friends are weakass bitches who never do these u__________u

#babbles blabbles #love ya weakass bitches