#tw sex jokes

[foolishfoolsgold]

I had to watch this for film class and for how old it is this is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a hot minute. SHOCKED I haven’t seen it passed around on here before he was way ahead of his time

#mel brooks #the critic #animation #1960s #film #tw sex jokes #Youtube

[thatfantasylovingdork]

Formal apology to everyone in the Transformers fandom who have felt uncomfortable enough to block me:

I realize I was making inappropriate comments that made you feel uncomfortable. I thought I was just kidding around, but I realize now it wasn’t ok and you had every right to block me. I don’t know if any of you will see this, but to whoever sees this, know I’m making a new start and won’t do it again.

Thank you.

#tw sex jokes #transformers #maccadam #important #apology #personal

[twinktor-frankenstein]

I don't know why I did this but I had a vision okay wjhdhd

#shitpost #incorrect quotes #dream theory #securitywaiter #mike x ness #fnaf mike #fnaf ness #mike schmidt #ness the waiter #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf movie #cw sex mention #cw sex joke #tw sex joke #tw sex mention #cw swearing #art #digital art #comic

[2-kamikou-1]

HOW THE FUCK ARE UOU SUPPOSED TO PAINT BEADS I LOOK LIKE I FINGERED A SMURF

#tw sex joke

[unrelatedsideblog]

I want to do things to this man

#that back deserves some scratches #I have decided that on this blog I can be just as as Sanji would be over me #so yeah #one piece #black leg sanji #vinsmoke sanji #he is not a vinsmoke >:( #shokugeki no sanji #sanji #sex joke #tw suggestive #cw suggestive

[r-gm-deactivated20200501]

alternatives for aromantic people

#bill cipher #gravity falls #cw sex joke #tw sex joke #am i doing that right #i almost tagged gravy falls i will not survive the winter

[haystarlight]

Hey I know you're all trying to be humorous but can we fucking stop with the jokes that are like "all men are horrible at sex always and only lesbians can keep women satisfied"??

They're not funny anymore

And I'm not just saying that because I'm a bisexual with a boyfriend and I love guys just as much as I love ladies

I'm also saying this because I bet there are lesbians that are bad at sex, too! Especially if they've come out of the closet very recently and have never been with another woman before

And also, gender identity and biological sex are fluid and complicated and don't always match and these jokes forget about that

#I'm gonna get cancelled for this but I don't give a damn #these jokes are low-key kinda radfem I think too #like I know there's men that are bad at sex but maybe instead of normalizing it we can encourage them to learn and become better? #I'm surprised I was able to keep this post relatively short I thought I was gonna start another long ass rant #complaining #ranting #rant post #rant tw #rant cw #personal rant #bad jokes #bisexual #bisexual pride #pansexual #lgbtq #queer #pansexual pride #tw sex mention #cw sex mention #tw sex #cw sex talk #tw sex talk #anti radical feminism #anti terfs

[amateur-stims]

PENIS TYPO

penis typo stimboard

#stimboard #stimmy #aesthetic #neurodivergent #sensory #stim #tw fire #cw fire #tw penis #cw penis #penis typo #penis haiku #fire #wildfires #tw sex talk #tw genitalia mention #tw dick #tw cock #joke stim

[jacob-the-human]

#memes #funny #lol #meme #humor #haha #Funny memes #dank memes #comedy #suggestive #suggestive humor #tw: suggestive #tw suggestive #cw: suggestive #cw suggestive #suggestive joke #sex jokes #I've never actually been a part of one #but i like em in theory #bisexual #my posts

[wizzard890]

#succession #tw: csa #like the constant CONSTANT jokes about the topic where he's the victim #the sudden bedwetting before he was just sent away to school #the feelings of responsibility for keeping his family happy and together and Good we're all Good #his self-loathing around sex and intimacy #the way his siblings refer to his physical abuse in a pretty blase way but everything around When He Went Off To School is vague #the show spends a ton of time showing that his actual memories of his childhood are on two tracks: what his siblings saw and what he felt #his father convinced that there's something wrong with him #some fatal crack that can't be fixed - and roman agrees #and PARTICULARLY in the most recent episode when he reveals he couldn't breathe normally around logan #and shiv goes to ask frank and karl 'how bad was dad' #like I don't think logan was the one who did this specifically to roman #but it was clearly someone logan knew #shiv the girl with the selective memory but the girl who knew not to be around those men #being moved enough by her brother's pain to confront the panicked sliver of a question: did dad do this? and if not - did he know? #logan didn't like women but he loved his little girl #shiv was safe #roman? not so much #'why bastard? why base?' why indeed roman

[l3monlem0n]

I should not be allowed access to basic imaging software

Apologies for any mistake in the Russian text; I used Google translate and got one (1) criticism from a guy who deleted his comment after two (2) seconds

#murder drones memes #murder drones #murder drones uzi #uzi doorman #serial designation n #glitch productions #murder drones n #cw suggestive #tw suggestive #cw sex mention #tw sex mention #cw sui joke #sui joke #tw sui joke #tw sui encouragement #cw sui encouragement #I'm not well versed in tumblr #So I am not sure how important these tags are #For a post like this #But I'd rather play it safe for other's sake

[epic-sorcerer]

#merlin #bbc merlin #merlin bbc #merthur #tw sex joke #tw kink mention #from my own little galaxy world

[maggotsinmymouth]

i'm genuinely having a hard time that this picture is even real...on the other hand, if varg can get laid, so can we

#follow #like #metalhead #metalmusic #black metal #extreme metal #wtf is happening #true norwegian black metal #burzum #varg vikernes #incel culture #tw sex joke

[1-siracha]

belphegor: strangles mc

mc: HARDER DADDY 🥵🥵🤬😩

belphegor: fuck killing you im going to kill myself what the fuck man

(inspired by a reply made by @clemtastica on one of my posts)

#he was definitely ooc for this one but its ok #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #om! belphegor #om! belphie #tw: sorta sexual?? idk sex joke

[unrelatedsideblog]

Sanji is AFAB because if he wasn't they would animate him getting boner

#it's stupid I'm sorry #I'm mean to my baby girl #i actually feel bad lmao #black leg sanji #vinsmoke sanji #he is not a vinsmoke >:( #one piece #one piece anime #one piece manga #opla #<it isn't animated but I can make him afab too #afab sanji #transmasc sanji #trans sanji #tw suggestive #cw suggestive #sex jokes

[pluralquotebook]

CW: nsfw joke-ry

A: "You're just mad because you want to have Gay Sex with me." B: "It can't be gay. You're a woman." A: "Lesbian sex." B: "I... hngh." A: "Not even an attempt at denial."

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#mod 🛣️ #plural quotes #system sillies #plural memes #system memes #plural stuff #endo safe #pro endo #multiplicity #endo friendly #plural system #sega system quote #tw sex joke #?