#two idiots being idiots

[dcviated]

@sentofight sent: "Oh my god, I swear if someone saw you they will think you are a hobo or something. Come here," Edea literally pulled on Wylan's head to lower it (the clutch of the tiger) then started to comb it with her fingers as best as she can. "Mhm, better. At least you look like you will not rob someone out of their pocket change."

Nobody was pointing fingers, but if a certain princess of a fighter had deemed it proper to give more forewarning, maybe (just maybe) a more presentable man could have followed suit along with her. It wasn't like he was refusing the invitation either way, so she had everything to gain on it. Well, it's another lesson that one reaps what they sow. But who would have thought that Wylan would benefit from it?

"Careful with the-- uoh!" He's a malleable kind of man outside of combat situations, but even then there would have been trouble catching himself after a grab like that. A consideration goes unspoken just what sort of torment her dolls as a child were subjected to. If she had had siblings... a shudder to think of a tug-of-war.

On the other hand... this feels really nice. Nice enough in fact to not only dissuade the prior remarks, but feel kind of. Off. Embarrassingly so. Her's is a tender touch as she fixes his hair. Soft fingers along the scalp, focused expression as she looks him over. How messy it looked or why didn't matter anymore. "..mm.. pfft."

Defensive measures employed. Brat switch on.

"Since when did you care so much about how I looked in your company? What, trying to show me off or something?" Snrk.

#sentofight #sentofight :: edea #muse :: wylan #verse :: fantasy #inbox :: answered ic #two idiots being idiots #who would have thought

[youryurigoddess]

Aziraphale is a keeper of the divine order who instinctively creates clutter and turmoil. Crowley is an agent of chaos who stress cleans like an addict. These two ineffable idiots really are perfect for each other.

#two silly little guy-shaped beings #two halves of a whole idiot #balancing each other out #love them so much #neurodivergent omens #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #yuri is doing her thing #procrastinating again #good omens meta

[egophiliac]

C'MON TO THE THEATER!

I love these guys so much. forget NRC, I want to attend their terrible disaster school for disaster children that might actually be plastered on top of the smoking remains of an actively sinking ship. I may or may not actually learn anything, but I will have the time of my life.

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #unique magic posters #so it was fellow after all and not gidel? whoops #i was merely overthinking it #me? overthink fictional characters? surely not #god though #i can't not love a guy who gets the cutest most adorable power #and instantly goes 'i shall use this for Crimes' #also every time he was like 逃げる! my brain auto-translated it as CHEESE IT! #accompanied by twst's running-away sound effect which is just the quintessential sound of someone cheesing it #if i could have (1) twst spinoff it would be the adventures of these two idiots trying to do an education #they would have a stodgy bureaucrat antagonist who keeps trying to catch them in their sleazy corner-cutting ways and shut them down #(OF COURSE there would be a bit where they are trying to host an unforgettable luncheon but egads! their roast is ruined!) #and all while they're trying to evade being hunted down by the playful land investors #the hijinks would be SO wacky you guys #i've made myself sad now because this will never exist #it's real in my HEART

[mochiobonio]

the fisher became the fish-ed

#Sidlink #Loz comic #Legend of Zelda #Prince Sidon #Link #The two being idiots #Sidon is cat coded #mochiboniart

[pearlynia]

Sirius Black would wear a shirt that says "best dogfather ever" at Harry's birthday because him and James thinks it's hilarious and would laugh their ass off.

#lily wants to laugh and cry #Mary can't tell who the real child is #harry or those idiots #Regulus doesn't know how he ended up with two idiots #remus is so done #they all love them tho #everyone is HAPPY #not SAD #OKAY? #sirius being sirius #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #lily evans #wolfstar #regulus black #jegulus #marylily #marauders #ao3 #marauders era #mary macdonald #starchaser #sunseeker #remus x sirius #james x regulus #mary x lily #dead gay wizards

[9ndreus]

Do you think Aziraphale is the literal origin of the damsel in distress trope or did he get the idea from reading books

#good omens #aziraphale #ineffable idiots #aziracrow #ineffable partners #I see it going one of two ways: #someone saw Aziraphale pretending to be in danger to get Crowley's attention waaaay back in human history and thought 'great fic idea' #or Aziraphale read a book about some princess locked in a tower waiting for a pretty knight to save her and thought 'this is perfect' #wouldnt put it past these two silly beings to be the ones who started a lot of tropes #fic idea? #ID in alt text

[cofe-doodles]

desperate but oblivious.

#lmao forgot to post it here #prinxiety #sanders sides #its just roman and virgil sanders being idiots #but one is a smart-ass and the other is a dumbass #the two genders #ts roman #ts virgil #thomas sanders #quote ig #not rlly #i miss posting #but not rlly hajsjsjskzjz

[c-hrona]

The Lovers

(but make it a gif).

#trigun #trigun maximum #vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #chronart #me: naaah i won't spend my whole free weekend to animate two idiots being tender as fuck #my friends: good boy you need to finish your other wips and ALSO REST #me: *animates for the whole weekend* #my friends: YOU FIEND SON OF A - #also please don't look at them noses for too long #noses are scary #animators are the strongest bitches on this goddamn planet for being able to animate noses

[harbingersecho]

READY AIM FIRE

#rvb #red vs blue #lolix #locus #felix #sam ortez #isaac gates #felix mcscouty #mine #*24 #art #if you wanna know the vibes for this it's the aim is in your head by and one. had it on repeat a bunch lol #anyway felix's shield is such an interesting part of his character. like the manipulative selfish ch is one of the few to have a shield #its a small shield and he mainly uses it for himself but y'know. the shield itself is also his opposite not just from a selfish/protective #stance but in color too. i just came up with a dumb 'it could be that deep' theory symbolism thing re: felix locus + lolix lol. like its #v pepe silva/cornplate but y'know. his trust in the shield is part of what got him yeeted off the platform. using the shield offensively #bc someone already has his back. the shield + felix being a two-way barrier between locus and the world. them vs others. you get it. #the sketch i posted abt this was cursed tho bc as a thumbnail it looked like they were getting it on 🧍‍♂️ #STOP having sex in my notes I cant take you idiots anywhere

[mackerel22]

Chuuya: *gets down on one knee*

Dazai, also getting down on his knees: What are we looking for?

Chuuya, who had been reaching for the ring in his pocket: Dude...

#two idiots in love #dazai is an idiot #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bsd incorrect #incorrect bungo stray dogs #incorrect bungo stray dogs quotes #incorrect quotes #bsd dazai #bungou gay dogs #bungou stray dogs dazai #bsd chuuya #skk #skk brainrot #skk being skk #poor chuuya #chuuya is done with dazai #chuuya x dazai #bungou stray dogs chuuya #chuuya nakahara #osamu dazai #bsd chuuya nakahara #bungo stray dogs chuuya #chuuya #bungou stray dogs #chuuya bsd #chuuya nakahara bsd #chuuyanakahara #osamudazai

[l3viat8an]

Random headcanon!!

MC and Lucifer have scolded each other, multiple times, in the kitchen at like 3 am for having horrible sleeping schedules and telling each other to ‘fix the bad habit of drinking too much coffee (-etc)’ and how the other should know better.

#i don’t think this is an original idea lol #but it should be talked about more- #two idiots who yell at each other for being the same way #hsjsjsjsj #obey me! #obey me #om! #obmswd #obey me lucifer #obey me mc #obey me lucifer x mc #obey me lucifer headcanons #obey me mc headcanons #obey me headcanons #obey me hcs #obey me house of lamentation #obey me ideas #om! lucifer #om! headcanons #om! hcs #om! mc #obmswd headcanons #obmswd hcs #obmswd lucifer #obmswd mc #obey me shenanigans #ro’s dumb stuff tag

[appleelevengreen]

2.5 hours of movie to find out snow was mad at katniss because she stole the song his ex girlfriend wrote for him. excellent film. 12/10

#those two idiots were so sweet tho #lucy gray writing little songs for his bf #while he was being a cop bastard #cmon cory manco a fa così però #the hunger games spoilers #hunger games #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #lucy gray baird #coriolanus snow #coriolanus x lucy gray

[llamahearted]

listen. all I wanted to do was learn to draw the otp kissing, but the problem here is,,, they keep cracking each other up

#bonus vmmw comic featuring the whole polycule incoming to the reblogs #I wanted to git gud at kissings image like crabplatinum's beautiful vashwoofs but #these two are just SO silly and SO goofy together #I'm on my '98 Wolfwood Being Held By His Huge Wife agenda don't mind me #get dipped idiot #trigun 1998 #millywood #milly thompson #nicholas d. wolfwood #it's kissings image MONTH and I couldn't even do it right pfffff. level 9000 art challenge right there: get yer blorbos to TOUCH. MOUTHS. #trilovenotwar

[egophiliac]

I love your take on Crowley!

I know that the early, non-Diasomnia stories aren't really your thing, but are you reading the novels at all?

I have been following some of the fan translations and the second book seems intense! Would love to hear what you think about them.

thank you! 💚💚💚 I'm not really sure why you think I don't like the earlier arcs though, I love pretty much all the characters and their storis! (I think 5 and 1 are my favorite of the past episodes, though 6 infected me with the Shroud brainrot something fierce.) I just...ESPECIALLY love diasomnia. :') but there is room in my heart for all of these dweebs! like, who among us is not just as ride-or-die for Adeuce as they are for us.

that said, I don't really follow the other adaptations like the manga (aside from a dip-in just to see the new Yuus) or the novels, though I keep meaning to check them out! I do like seeing the differences between the different forms of media, and how certain things get adapted one way or another! but alas, time/a lack of accessibility stands in our way more often than not. :( someday...someday I will have time to consume all of the media...

#art #twisted wonderland #i have been playing this game since the day it came out #and believe me i could not have stuck with it for the past three and a half years if i was not deep into all of these idiots #not to harp on it but i do think it's funny because i actually. really did not like the diasomnias at first. #it was like a month before their cards/personal stories were added and so we knew almost NOTHING about them #the website descriptions basically make everyone sound awful #so i thought they were kind of mean/boring compared to everyone else! #(except maybe lilia but i was mad at him for the two seconds of 'girl? 👀' hope i had when they were revealed) #but once their cards came out i fell just as hard for them as i did the rest of this silly game #well. sebek took a little longer. but his ketchup incident converted me. #anyway i have so much sentimentality for episode 1 especially #the prologue was like 'oh this is actually a very silly game! oh there is a plot!' #episode 1 was like 'oh i LIKE these characters and what they're doing with them' #(i think ace punching riddle was the moment i decided i REALLY liked this game) (sorry riddle) (you were being a huge dick though) #also...ink drips. ink drips everywhere. #look when i say this game is laser-focused at me and my tastes specifically i am not kidding

[jamietwat]

Roy and Jamie doing the celebrities read mean tweets thing but instead of from random people, it’s just all the bullshit they tweeted about each other that the other didn’t see in the time between Roy blocking Jamie on everything after Jamie tagged him in a tweet about how overdue Roy’s retirement was and Roy unblocking him but not telling him and just waiting for him to figure it out himself once they became friends (not that Roy would ever admit that that was what they were)

(Also, they definitely regularly seemingly unprompted tweeted horrible things about each other and fought online before that but neither of them blocked the other (or followed the other) because they preferred tagging the other in their bullshit for extra annoyingness but Roy was just at his limit for putting up with anything when he retired so Jamie said something not even as bad as usual and got blocked instead of the public argument he was anticipating)

Keeley’s like oh god this is a bad idea I’ve seen what they both tweeted and there’s no way this isn’t going to end up with them both pissed and probably getting into a physical fight

But instead, they both find them hilarious and there’s a lot of “oh, that’s a good one” and “that’s not your best work. You said worse to me this morning” and it’s the most Roy Kent’s been caught on camera laughing

#They’re dramatic they don’t need the other to see their bullshit to tweet about them anyway #Also Jamie was talking shit hoping Roy would hear about it and unblock him and take the bait to fight with him some more #Roy probably tweeted about Ted being a complete fucking idiot for taking Jamie Tartt back and then joined the coaching staff like a week or #two later tbh #My brain still isn’t working so sorry if this is worded badly #Roy Kent #Jamie Tartt #Keeley Jones #RoyJamie #RoyKeeleyJamie #Ted Lasso #Mine

[spatteringstars]

The SBI dynamic really is just;

Two badasses: one with a history and skill frequently forgotten to the demise of those who underestimate him, and the other so notoriously powerful he was likened to a god.

An idiot with a guitar (and occasionally the weirdest but oddly compelling stories you’ve ever heard)

An idiot without a guitar (but occasionally a piano)

#Sbi #sleepy bois inc #tommyinnit #technoblade #philza #ph1lza #wilbur soot #Two skrungles and their ever suffering “making sure these kids don’t fucking die” #like yes #they’re all badasses and idiots in their own rights #but generally speaking #there is a pattern #I kept being tempted to remove wils parentheses #but that felt reductive #But it is funnier without the () #mcyt