#wedding shenanigans

[hoodie-buck]

—slutty suit fic is here ya’ll! let’s all bless ryan for his slutty perfectly acceptable attire 😏

rated: e | words: 7.4k | read on ao3

summary:

They settled in, others joining around them; well, Eddie settled at least. Every time Buck caught sight of Eddie, all he could see was the sinful chest hair protruding from his bare chest beneath the open suit jacket. And the hair. God, all Buck wanted to do was run his hands through it and wreck it even more. Maybe run his face against the stubble and— And why the fuck was Eddie staring straight at him?

Eddie looked to him keenly before leaning in closer and bumping their knees together.

“Might wanna pick your jaw up there Buckley. The wedding hasn’t even started yet.”

Buck could hardly process Eddie’s first words, only that the night was just beginning. Buck groaned. How the fuck was he meant to make it through an evening with Eddie and his slutty suit?

Clearing his throat, Buck pointedly looked away from Eddie, focusing his attention upfront where the ceremony was about to start. He pretended not to hear Eddie snicker beside him.

—or—

Buck asks Eddie to be his date to a wedding. He didn't expect the man to wear a slutty get up.

tagging squad below, just lmk if you wanna be added or removed <3

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#buddie #buddie fic #evan 'buck' buckley #eddie diaz #911 abc #slutty suit fic #smut #pwp #first kiss #wedding shenanigans

[halloworhorecrux]

Harco Wedding

Harry is standing before the Weasley Siblings

" Listen up. There will be no fighting. Draco threatened to leave me behind from our honeymoon if there is fighting. NO FIGHTING!

*points at each weasely*

No fighting *George smiles*

No fighting *Fred looks down*

No fighting *Percy nods*

No fighting * Bill puts his hands up in an innocent manner*

No fighting * Charlie laughs*

NO FUCKING FIGHTING *Ginny is offended because why was she cursed at....we know exactly why though that woman is a menace and we love her *

"Now any questions?"

" Oi why isn't dear Ronald not part of the dressing down?"

Smirking, Harry walks towards the door, turning slightly as he speaks. " Cause Hermione already cursed him if he dared step out of line." The words make all the Weasley's wince.

#harry x draco #drarry #harco #incorrect harry potter quotes #drarry wedding #harry potter #weasley siblings #fred weasley #bill weasley #george weasley #charlie weasley #ginny weasley #percy weasley #wedding shenanigans

[satashiiwrites]

Marriage of (IN)Convenience, Chapter 2: Save the Date

I have the sneaking suspicion we’re going to break containment on the five chapter limit i set…. As well as the march 31st finish goal.

title: Marriage of (IN)Convenience, Chapter 2: Save the Date

Fandom: Hawaii 5-0

Pairing: McDanno (Steve McGarrett/Daniel Williams), past mention of Danny Williams/Rachel Edwards

Fic Summary:

Steve finds marriage expedient to their goals. Danny finds it inconvenient and alarming and is surprised it works to get him split custody of his daughter. The other spousal privileges are a definite plus, but Danny’s still pretty sure he’s getting the better end of the deal than Steve is.  

Or: How to Catch and Woo Your Danno, by Lieutenant Commander Steve McGarrett

Chapter summary:

Steve recruits a willing co-conspirator or two in his campaign.

Tags/warnings: explicit sex, mentions of prior infidelity (Rachel’s when she left Danny—not McDanno)

Having secured Danny’s agreement to marry him, Steve doesn’t hesitate to continue his offensive the next day, taking advantage of Danny’s surprise to claim even more territory. They’re at the International Market Place, looking into a string of robberies that are technically a bit below 5-0’s official mandate. Still, Steve doesn’t mind taking the case off HPD’s hands while they’re between major cases. Kono and Chin are also doing some canvassing while Steve and Danny visit the stores on level one.  The Martin and MacArthur store has a display in the window that catches Steve’s eye. It’s a beautiful display of jewelry incorporating koa—a native Hawaiian wood, a type of acacia.  “Babe,” Danny growls, the back of his hand batting at Steve’s chest as he tries to get Steve’s attention. “What are you looking at?” “How do you feel about rings?”

Read chapter 2 here on AO3

#steve mcgarrett #danny williams #h50 #h50 fic #Mcdanno #mcdanno fic #marriage of (in)convenience #Get together #wedding shenanigans #hawaii five 0 #chapter update

[sophie-hatter-jenkins]

A collection of Hinny-centric drabbles, microfics and one-shots written for the Ginny Lovers Discord server 5-Year Ginnversary Bingo game.

Chapter 11 - Pots and Kettles

Harry and Ginny get a taste of their own medicine at Hannah and Neville's wedding.

Rating - Teen and upwards

Read on AO3 from the beginning or continue below the cut for the latest chapter (1376 words)

“Okay! Two bottles of beer, and two glasses of white wine!” Ron put the tray down on the table, then frowned. “Where’s Ginny gone?”

“She went to the loo,” Harry told him, helping himself to one of the beers. “She won’t be long.”

“Hopefully she won’t get as lost as I did,” commented Hermione, as she sipped her wine. “This place is like a rabbit warren, it’s really easy to take a wrong turn. Beautiful for a wedding, though.”

Harry had to agree. He’d been surprised when Neville told him that Hannah had set her heart on getting married at a Muggle castle, but apparently she’d grown up close by, and had always loved it. They’d been able to arrange to hire the place with no Muggle staff present (Harry still strongly suspected a Confundus charm might have been involved, despite Neville’s perfectly innocent expression as he insisted otherwise), and even an inveterate realist like Harry could see how romantic the setting was, with the ancient castle looking out over perfectly manicured lawns and rose gardens. 

The ceremony itself had been held in a small chapel on the grounds, then the assembled guests had decamped to a large hall inside the main building for a banquet. Now, as day turned to night, the evening’s festivities were well underway. The furniture had been pushed aside to make space for a dancefloor, and Harry, Ron and Hermione huddled around a table close to the bar, chatting easily.

Eventually, Harry spotted Ginny making her way back across the room. He couldn’t help but admire the way her peacock blue dress set off her coppery hair and skimmed her slender figure, but as she drew closer, he realised she looked rather shaken. She dropped heavily into the chair next to him, grabbed the remaining wine glass from the tray and downed half of it in several long gulps.

“Woah there, Gin!” Harry put his hand on her arm. “Everything okay? What happened?”

“I am mentally scarred, that’s what happened,” she announced, waving her hand dramatically. “I got a bit turned around on my way back, opened a door that I thought led to the main hallway and… well, Neville and Hannah were in there. They were… Oh, Merlin, they were… consummating the marriage!”

It took Harry a moment to process what she’d just told him. “You just walked in on Neville and Hannah having sex?” he asked, incredulous.

Ginny rolled her eyes at her husband. “Yes, Harry, that is the traditional meaning of the term ‘consummating the marriage’.”

Harry clapped his hand over his mouth, then allowed it to slide down to his chin. “Oh, Merlin - how embarrassing!”

“I know!” breathed Ginny, eyes wide. “I mean, I don’t know how I’m even going to look either one of them in the face ever again.”

An awful thought occurred to Harry. “Did they see you?” 

Ginny considered it for a moment. “I… I don’t think so. They seemed quite… wrapped up in the moment.”

“What did you do?” he asked, feeling her mortification radiating off her.

“I just sort of squeaked and closed the door again.” She shook her head slightly, as if trying the shake off the memory.

“I wonder why they didn’t lock it?” 

“That’s what I thought!” exclaimed Ginny. “A locking charm would have taken literally seconds. I mean, anyone could have walked in!”

Harry let out a brief huff of amusement. “Anyone did!”

“And it wasn’t even the bridal suite,” Ginny told him, dropping her voice to a more conspiratorial tone. “It was some sort of laundry room, not private at all.”

Just then, there was a loud snort from the other side of the table. Harry looked up and saw that both Ron and Hermione were struggling to contain their amusement. His best friends saw him looking and when they met each other’s eyes, neither one of them could hold it in any longer, each dissolving into fits of laughter.

“What’s so funny?” Harry asked them, puzzled.

The pair of them only seemed to find that even more hilarious. Ron was laughing so hard he was gasping for breath and Hermione actually had tears running down her cheeks. 

It took Ron a few moments to compose himself sufficiently to answer. “You two! Honestly, can you even hear yourselves?”

“Yes,” chimed Hermione, fishing a tissue out of her handbag and dabbing at her eyes. “Of all the people to be scandalised about catching someone in flagrante delicto in an inappropriate location!”

Harry looked at Ginny, and saw that she looked equally confused. Clearly there was something they were both missing. “I have no idea what you’re talking about,” Harry ventured, cautiously. 

Ron looked at Harry as though he had two heads. “You’re kidding?” 

Harry shrugged and shook his head. Ron and Hermione exchanged another glance

“Um,” began Hermione, cautiously. “it’s just that… Well, it’s usually you, isn’t it?”

“Us?” choked Ginny.

“Yeah,” added Ron. “I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve walked into a room and seen something I really shouldn’t have.”

“But… we don’t! I mean, we’re not…” spluttered Harry.

“Harry,” said Hermione, in a tone that Harry thought she might use with a five year old. “You do. And you are.”

“Come on, mate,” added Ron. “Remember that year when we were all living at Grimmauld? I walked in on you more than once in the drawing room, you literally never remembered to lock the bathroom door, and I lost count of the number of times I had to make a sharp exit from the kitchen.”

“And that’s only the times when we were at home!” Hermione reminded him. “You’re lucky it was me that walked into the pantry at the Burrow that time and not Molly! Luna threatened to draw a diagram of what she saw in the loo at the Leaky Cauldron at the DA reunion last year, and don’t think we didn’t all know what you were up to when you disappeared at George and Angelina’s wedding!”

Harry felt Ginny’s hand squeeze his under the table. He turned his head to look at her and  saw that she had turned quite an alarming shade of pink, and was quite certain that he probably looked much the same.

Mercifully, Harry was saved from further mortification by the tinkling of a spoon against a glass. The room fell silent, as Hannah’s father announced that the Bride and Groom were about to cut the cake. 

“They’ve finished then,” smirked Ron, earning him an elbow in the ribs from Hermione. 

Neville led his new wife onto the dancefloor, where a large, three tiered wedding cake had been set up on a trolley. Instead of a knife, someone handed Neville a sword, much to the amusement of the guests. 

Hermione grabbed Ron’s hand and hauled him to his feet. “Come on! I want to get a better view!” 

Harry turned to Ginny and gestured towards the dancefloor. “Do you want to follow them?”

Ginny shuddered. “I love Nev and Hannah to bits, but right now, all I can think about is the bits of them I’ve now seen and really wish I hadn’t.”

They sat together in silence for a few moments. “Are we really that bad?” Ginny asked him

Harry shrugged. “I didn’t think so. But you have to admit, Ron and Hermione put together a pretty damning case.”

Ginny nodded. “We do seem to have acquired something of a reputation, don’t we?” After a few more beats of silence, Harry felt Ginny’s hand leave his, and meander slowly up his thigh. He tilted his head to look down at her and saw a truly wicked glint in her eyes. “I can’t help but think it would be a real shame not to live up to it.”

Across the room, there was a cheer as Neville and Hannah skewered the cake with the sword. It was swiftly whisked away to be cut into portions, and once the floor was clear, the newlyweds took up their positions for the first dance.

Harry’s lips twitched. The other guests were all focused on the happy couple. Surely no one would notice if they slipped away for a little while? “Did I hear you mention a laundry room?”

#harry potter #ginny weasley #hinny #harry x ginny #harry potter fanfiction #ginniversary bingo #hermione granger #ron weasley #wedding shenanigans

[jeeyuns]

please excuse the purple lighting. it’s making my heart break. my purple hair is blending in and NOT standing out

anyway purple hair red dress green nails supremacy. nina @shitouttabuck please SEND BUTT

#i need cake where is it #the necklace is mushrooms for tlou #ok i’m of to wiggle down and boogie my butt out to apple bottom jeans #wedding shenanigans #face tag #about me #teenie.txt

[platonicphoenix]

@codmotor or froid was at my wedding with sunder.

NEVER HAVE FROID BE THE PASTOR🗣🗣💯💯❗️❗️

(ART BY @codmotor )

Best wedding ever 😍

(Our pastor, Froid was drunk and died, our 2nd pastor was high off their rocker)

#macadams #transformers #heehee #mtmte #not my art #its cods art #froid #froid mtmte #froid transformers #dont do drugs kids #discord server #discord chat #discord rp #wedding #wedding shenanigans

[jotatetsuken]

Since I felt really cute these past couple of days....

....here's a face reveal of me in ethnic wear <333 @beware-of-the-rogue , here see I posted it heheheh

Sike lol

#shyna rants #wedding shenanigans #ethnic wear #indian weddings

[rebelbyrdie]

Future Sister-in-Laws: We want to throw you a wedding shower since you didn't have an engagement party!

Me: Googles half of those words.

Me: I don't really think we need any showers or parties though? Isn't the wedding a big party?

Sister-in-Laws. Mothers, Bridesmaids: Oh but you have to!!! There will be gifts and games and food and-

Me: We don't really want or need gifts though.

Wedding Hoarde: YOU MUST HAVE THE PARTY!

Fiancee: Sure!

Me: Scared, confused, and nervous.

Fiancee: There will be cake.

Me: Oh. Okay. They should have lead with that.

#personal #wedding shenanigans

[detectivefrost]

💛

#tumblrpost #tumblr #photoblog #photography #bollywood #yellow #haldi ceremony #wedding shenanigans

[carlyraejepsans]

in light of the coming sans vs cecil finale, i have to say that there is no bad outcome to this now. you did it. you mad sons of bitches, you did it. we could vote this like a true sexyman showdown or we could vote this for a gag, it doesn't matter anymore. but most importantly, the question that this poll raises is...

WHERE is the undertale/wtnv crossover episode where cecil announces monsterkind's return to the surface right outside of town. because "thousands of weird creatures came out of the nearby people-eating mountain after millennia of imprisonment and are currently settling into town via wacky hijinks" is a VERY night vale thing to happen

(UPDATE: you should check the full post cause i swear to god if y'all mention the goddamn mountains again)

#IT'S BEEN ADDRESSED ALRIGHT??? IT'S BEEN 4 YEARS. I FORGET ABOUT SHIT SOMETIMES #idk about later cecil because i stopped listening sometime around the wedding but #if you set this early enough in the podcast you can include the sexyman battle as a plot point and have him like #worry that that skeleton is gonna steal carlos' heart with his ''devastating good looks'' and comedic shenanigans #and then at the last second it turns out he's actually talking about papyrus gskkgkak #sanssweep #sexyman poll #wtnv #undertale #tumblr sexymen poll #sans #cecil palmer

[hughmanbean]

A Wedding to Remember

Credit to @i-am-not-acting for this idea from a comment on one of my other posts. I had a major brain functionTM.

Ellie does her wandering, and comes across a beautiful Lady by the name of Gotham. The two of them hit it off, dating, and eventually, getting married. But a week before the big day, Lady Gotham has a flash of panic. She forgot to invite her Knights and Rogues! Ellie, of course, consoles her, saying she'll help her do it. Fright Knight tags along, saying it's only fair that he welcome his fellow protectors and loyal servants into the Royal Family.

And so begins a week long jumble of either Fright Knight, Ellie, or Lady Gotham giving invites to the various vigilantes and rogues within Gotham.

Mostly these are letters, inviting them to come and witness a union that will forever impact and strengthen Gotham's standing universally. Something will change Gotham as we know it, forever. Everyone who shall see will be audience to the greatest joys one could know.

Ellie is the pseudo daughter of the Reluctant King, after all. There will be a huge party, like, absolutely massive. And Lady Gotham's Joy will ripple throughout her inhabitants.

These letters, obviously, do not ease any worries. They very much compound them. Now, how any of our batfam or rogues recieve these letters is up to you, or it could be a personalized invitation! But from the beginning of the week to the day of the wedding, it's either outright chaos or paranoia setting in.

may add more later.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp prompt #dp x dc crossover #danielle phantom #redeemed vlad #dani is married to lady gotham #Joker gets mauled the day of the wedding before he can even understand what's happening #fright knight #good parents jack and maddie #dan phantom #ghost king danny #danny phantom #danny fenton #Ellie gets Danny to give an OSHA violation to Ra's. Ironic I know #Marriage! #shenanigans #misunderstanding #Dan's the ring bearer #Danny is one of the bride's maids cause fuck it #jazz fenton #Ember's in charge of music. #Jazz I don't know I'm not good at imagining marriage #If you want to expand upon this be my guest! I would love it! #danielle fenton #danielle phantom x lady gotham #wandering towns

[vaxxman]

So I heard we are drawing satin solly.

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #satin solly #tf2 soldier #tf2 zhanna #tf2 heavy #tf2 medic #What an amazing trend #For some reason I saw bow on soldier I immediately thought Yeah a solly would look good with a botwie too #And he'd probably wear one for his wedding with Zhanna #I wanted to draw more shenanigans and Demo as his Best Man but alas I only managed this #Save heavy from his family surrounding themselves with insane people (he does too)

[berriicherry]

bros before hoes.

what else can i say?

#scumbag system #fanart #svsss #scum villian self saving system #scum villain #danmei #shen yuan #shang qinghua #SQH saw everyone simping over his..... /good friend/..... and was like- #NOT ON MY WATCH! #so #they are married now! yay #everyone send your wedding cheers to the new happy couple #shen qingqiu #doodle #shenanigans #transmigration #cumplane #is this too many tags? #whatever #berricherry

[st4rking]

tfw you, as a mind reader, have to team up with a man who thinks too much

Slight spoilers in tags

#wednesday spoilers #marvel spoilers #your honor they're my emotional support dysfunctional couple #as everyone should know #i love tony stark #hes baby girl (derogatory) #and I also love emma #I feel like they're great foils to each other but I dont want to talk about that #theres so much controversy around their wedding #however #people do not realize how funny their friendship could be #tony “i think a mile a minute” stark #Emma “Worst time to be a telepath” Frost #you could not tell me the shenanigans that would happen if the situation was not so dire. #if it was not life or death #emma would be flooded with Tonys nonsensical ideas against her will #she is being held hostage send help #yes i know emma wont read his mind without consent but also mindreading would be smart now #especially since they're kind of alone in this #I have so many thoughts on them #AND THEY SAID MRS. AND MR. EMMA FROST #Literally called Tony malewife #Also Feilong is terrifying as an Iron Man villain #The Invincible Iron Man (2023) #I know this isnt how Tony looked in the comic but this is how I draw my tony #tony stark #marvel 616 #diddlydoo #emma frost #irondiamond

[mazzystar24]

Istg if they don’t have buck be Maddie’s maid (man?) of honor and hen be chimney’s best (wo)man I’ll riot

Also if they don’t throw in the obvious joke about how bachelorettes are sometimes called hen nights and bachelors parties sometimes buck nights but in this case hen is hosting the bachelor and buck the bachelorette it’ll be such a missed opportunity

#I expect many shenanigans and fun scenes #evan buck buckley #911 fox #911onfox #911 abc #maddie buckley #evan buckley #madney wedding #911 #buddie #madney #hen wilson #the buckley siblings

[flyingmintbunny0]

Vash the Stampede Wedding Crasher 🌊

#trigun #millie thompson #meryl stryfe #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #Vash promised Meryl he would not get up to shenanigans at her wedding... that went about as well as you would expect #Wolfwood was an innocent bystander until he wasn't #Tell me Vash's inherently unlucky nature wouldn't rear it's ugly head at the most inopportune of times lmaoo