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sszervetlenn · 1 year
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highlights of my fkmt era in 2021
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washizumahjongs · 1 year
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kemafili · 2 years
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I never posted this here I am like 2 years late
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taruchi-kor · 7 months
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Tobaku haouden zero/rei is really unpopular but please consider it!!
I also appreciate the bond between Suezaki and Zero😭
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julian-the-ghost · 1 year
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Hihihihi i finished reading zero it was so good love him ok bye
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itano-aida · 2 years
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tsukimishin · 10 months
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august's noin pic! a spiritual successor to the kaiji parody i did some time ago. wouldn't noin vs washizu go crazy?!! its old man vs old man! and noin needs the money!!! until haruhara tells us what is going on i am going to keep putting him in situations. (lying, i will do it no matter what)
been really into playing mahjong lately, maybe i'll continue reading ten (after 3?! years) or rewatch akagi. i didn't tag the last pic with fkmt, but a really nice fkmt fan somehow hunted it down and reblogged it with funny tags so i'm dropping this in hoping people enjoy it (for some reason)
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nnnyxie · 10 months
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people writing haikyuu characters as absolute fuck boys is so amusing to me because like— you fr think they get bitches??? kuroo is canonically a fucking chem nerd, homeboy gets no puss. atsumu is a little bitch and even hates his fans. oikawa is vv obviously committed to his girlfriends but because he puts volleyball above all else, he gets dumped. tsukishima literally hates people???? ukai is such a loser… bro smokes cigs and practically babysits high schoolers. matsukawa and hanamaki are literally just a losers (affectionate). futakuchi is straight up just a big asshole and lowk disrespectful. bokuto is literally nothing but brawns and volleyball. konoha is just… konoha (/joking), he’s just bokuto’s (2nd) emotional support. semi is literally just existing?? and literally has a rivalry with his junior (lame ass [affectionate]). tendo is seen as a weirdo & creepy with most people. terushima is such a loser and so childish, and he’s in class 7, bro is lowk smart but bitchless. daishou is a huge asshole and got dumped because he was too into volleyball, he also gets upset when people retaliate his insults. suna is basically a lethargic cat and rlly doesn’t gaf, he literally just mocks the twins all day and records that shit. osamu literally just thinks about food and volleyball.
they are all losers!!!!!!!! they get ZERO bitches!!! no puss!!!
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ceijoh · 2 years
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WHO SPITS IN YOUR MOUTH VS WHO GETS YOU TO SPIT IN THEIR MOUTH
relationship: m!character x f!reader
contents/warnings:18+, spit kink (duh), degradation, impact play, choking, boys being mean :( (but it’s okay because they do it out of love and you’re horny) begging
word count: 1057
masterlist 
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who spits in your mouth as a way of dominance. 
hands wrapped around your throat, squeezing tightly that make you want to claw at his hand to remove it but there’s also a major part of you that wants him to just do it harder. his hand, wet, courtesy of the combination of your spit and his cum. 
“you’re a fucking slut, aren’t you?” his words were the complete opposite to the tenderness that were in his eyes. rubbing the point of his nose down against the column of your neck, nipping at various points. “my fuckin’ slut,” at the end of his sentence he squeezed your neck, earning a loud whimper from you. 
pulling away from you, he removed his hands from your neck, admiring the marks he left on you. “so fuckin’ beautiful,” he murmured under his breath. he could feel his cock twitch as his eyes roamed your body, taking in every delicious curve. 
his eyes zeroed in on your pussy, without hesitation he smacked it harshly, earning a loud whimper from you. narrowing his eyes at your actions, “shut up, this is mine,” cupping your cunt in his hand, all you could do was watch him with wide eyes. “i can do whatever the fuck i want.” moving forward as he hovered you, “open,” he demanded.
slowly he puckered his lips, gathering a good amount of saliva in his mouth. squeezing your cheeks harshly, he forced them open. “tongue,” sticking your tongue out like the good little bitch you are, he smiled fondly. “don’t even fucking think about swallowing.” patting your cheek condescendingly, watching as you struggled with your tongue out. 
reaching around behind him, he grabbed his phone, quickly taking a photo of you, he looked down as he admired the picture. turning it around to show you, “look at how beautiful my baby is,” and you sure were a sight. eyes watery, tears streaming down your face, cheeks flushed, you could see just how wet your face was. your tongue sticking out like a good obedient girl, you were beautiful.  
tossing his phone down on the floor, he gently cupped your face as he leaned down. “so fuckin’ beautiful.” 
haikyuu: akaashi, meian, iwaizumi, tsukishima, kuroo, kentaro, sakusa, daichi, ukai jr, matsukawa, futakuchi, osamu
jujutsu kaisen: toji, suguru, sukuna, naoya, nanami, hitoshi
my hero academia: endeavor, dabi
attack on titan: levi, eren, zeke
demon slayer: muzan, gyutaro, uzui, sanemi
who spits in your mouth as a way to bond with you. majority of the time it’s sexual, his hand wrapped around your throat. similar to who spits in your mouth as a way of dominance but it’s more out of love than anything. there’s actually a sixth love language; spitting into the mouth of the person you’re in love with -how romantic.
now it was a way of being close with you in a way that hugging you, or even kissing you was not on par with it. it was romantic but sexual, sexual but it didn’t mean he was buried in your guts way. it’s his way of bonding with you he claims, in reality he just wants you to be everywhere. 
nuzzling into your neck, you gently wrapped your arms around his neck. 
“open, please,” he whined as you felt him rub against you. nodding once you began unzipping your trousers, stopping you with a hand, he began to shake his head. understanding what he meant, you gently brought up his face so you could look at him and slowly opened your mouth. 
“pretty,” was the only thing he said, his eyes roaming over your face. stroking the apples of your cheeks, he slowly leant down and watched as his spit landed on your tongue. humming at the sensation, you watched as he puckered up his lips again. this time he didn’t have much grace or aim, his spit instead landing on your chin. 
moaning out his name, you pulled his head closer to your face, “babe,” 
“i got you,” running his hand down your face, “so pretty, i love you so much.”
licking from the base of your neck, you felt him clean your combined spit, at that thought you whined out, “no, want,” pushing him away. 
smiling down at you, he preened at your behaviour. “don’t worry sweet girl,” he cooed, kissing you softly once. wetting his mouth, he let the saliva sit on his tongue.  admiring you once more, he moved forward finally attaching his lips to yours. opening his mouth, he let the spit dribble down both of your chins. feeling your body move with his, he tightened his hands on your waist. 
you pushed your tongue against his, mixing your spit with his.it was wet and it was messy but you wouldn’t have it any other way. 
haikyuu: ushijima, matsukawa, atsumu, tendou, aone, bokuto, hanamaki, oikawa, yamaguchi, kuroo, kenma, kita, terushima, akiteru, hinata
jujutsu kaisen: itadori, gojo, nanami, choso, noritoshi, hiromi
my hero academia: izuku, shouto, mirio
attack on titan: erwin, reiner, armin 
demon slayer: douma, tomioka, rengoku
who spits in your mouth as a way of dominance pt 2…but here’s the twist. they actually want you to spit in their mouth, mark him as yours inside and out. will become so needy and whiny, pawing at you, begging you, will just do about anything for you to pucker up your pretty lips and slowly allow the spit from your mouth to dribble into his awaiting eager ones. 
“god baby,” moaning into your mouth. “c’mon,” he whispered needily against your mouth, “please, baby. just wanna, just needya.” 
you felt his hands groping your hips, trying to find purchase anywhere he can. nipping your lips, his head fell back to the pillows, his beautiful face peering up at you. 
“what do you want, baby?” clenching your pussy against his cock, you watched as his eyes fluttered shut. “c’mon, tell me.” getting up on your knees, you felt his cock slide out, watching as he tried so heavily to focus on you. dropping down quickly, you circled your hips, moans coming out from both of your mouths. 
“want you to spit in my mouth, please,” hands moving to your chest you felt him circle and tug your nipples. “want you inside of me, want you to mark me.” 
you smiled at him, grabbing both of his hands with yours, you guided them towards your ass which he quickly squeezed as soon as his hands were around it. 
it was his elixir, his kryptonite, as he watched you pucker your beautiful lips. watching as the spit exit your mouth and drop down to his awaiting mouth, groaning as soon as it hit contact with his tongue. rolling your essence around his mouth, enjoying and relishing in the taste that was just you, he slowly swallowed. 
“more, please.” 
haikyuu: atsumu, oikawa, bokuto, kageyama, semi 
jujutsu kaisen: gojo, itadori, noritoshi, chosho
my hero academia: hawks, shigaraki, bakugo, shouta, izuku 
attack on titan: reiner, levi
demon slayer: rengoku, gyutaro
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ceo-of-daichi · 2 years
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HQ AND PREGNANCY/GIVING BIRTH
Characters | Various x Fem!Reader
WC | 1.1k
A/N | Been wanting to write these hc’s for a while, I miss writing hc’s honestly this was a lot of fun! I honestly think all the HQ charas would be amazing parents and be extremely supportive!! Not proof read so I apologise if you find mistakes :) (also I have zero experiences of pregnancy so if anything is inaccurate thats why :3)
TW | Pet names (babe and baby), soft soft soft!
Tip-Jar☕️ | Navi | Karasuno Masterlist
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Is the most supportive partner they could be. Reading books about childbirth the minute you find out that you are expecting. Wants to support you in whatever way they can, literally lets you do nothing.
“Babe I am only 4 weeks pregnant, I can stand for longer than 10 minutes without you attempting to carry me”
Super endearing at first (although after a while you have to remind them you are okay and they are getting annoying), you love how excited they are to help you through the pregnancy.
They have been low key planning this since they met you, even have an amazon wish list specifically for if you ever put up with them long enough to have kids.
Packages come every week or so, full of different things for the nursery etc. They are constantly shoving their phone or laptop into your face to ask opinions on different things.
You both design the nursery together and it is IMMACULATE, although they won’t let you lift anything they do let you paint the walls.
And when the time finally comes for you to be rushed to the hospital, they have been prepared since day one. The emergency bag is grabbed and you are being hurried out the door to the hospital.
Doesn’t leave your side at any moment, helps you through contractions and lets you squeeze their hand as much as you need. Talking to you the whole time, letting you know that they are there and how good a job you are doing.
When the baby comes they are speechless, lost at the site of the small bundle of joy that you nurtured inside of you for 9 months. It makes them fall deeper in love with you.
And their child? The minute they get to hold the tiny bundle of joy, their heart is the fullest it's ever been. And all the pain you just went through is suddenly worth it to see the look on your partner's face, as they hold your joint creation.
(they definitely cry at some point)
DAICHI, Sugawara, Kiyoko, Tanaka, Ennoshita, Iwaizumi, AKAASHI, Inouka, Kuroo, Yaku, Semi, TAKEDA, Akiteru, Michimiya, Ukai Jr, MEIAN, Osamu, Kita.
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Is much more nervous when they find out, of course they are excited but are they prepared? Absolutely not. But they don’t have time to worry about it now because it's happening.
They are trying their hardest, despite them being extremely anxious and not exactly hiding it that well. Sometimes forget that things are going to be slightly different as time progresses.
Sometimes you have to prompt them to help you with certain things, such as buying things for the nursery etc. They let you pick the aesthetic for the nursery and struggle to understand why you want the nursery to be so picturesque, after all it's meant to be a practical room.
“Do we really need a rocking chair?”
“But it will look cute and it will be helpful!”
You are going to have to tell them to help you if you are struggling, they will definitely forget that you aren’t meant to be lifting heavy things etc. Not because they don’t want to help you (because trust me they do) but sometimes they just need a little nudge. Although they immediately apologise with promises of a foot rub that evening.
They may be oblivious to certain things, but when you are both cuddled up on an evening, their arms tightly around you. Hands running over your bump affectionately, whispers of the future and what you will do when there are three of you. That's when you know that everything will be worth it.
The one thing they do well is the emergency bag for the hospital, it has double of everything you may need. They are almost over prepared for the situation by the time it comes. The car has been packed for weeks with everything you may need for the inevitable trip to the hospital.
Extremely unsure of how to help you when you are in labour, not sure if anything they are saying is actually helpful. End up staying fairly quiet, with the occasional kiss to your forehead to remind you they are still here and that you are doing a good job.
Allows you to squeeze their hand until they can’t feel it anymore.
When they see the baby for the first time, the smile on their face is one you wish to commit to memory forever. They definitely cry the first time they hold them. Promising that they would do anything and everything in their power to protect you and your child until they die.
USHIJIMA, Kageyama, Asahi, Yamaguchi, YACHI, Aone, Kenma, Yamamoto, KYOTANI, Kinnoshita.
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Overly excited from the minute you find out. This person is like a child at Christmas all of a sudden. They are golden retrievers anyway, but the thought of you carrying their child and becoming a parent is thrilling.
Points out baby clothes and accessories when you are out shopping, constantly trying to sneak them into the cart.
“Baby we don’t need that many nappies yet, we still have 7 and a half months.”
“No harm in being prepared!”
Instantly wants to get to work making the house baby proof, child proof and everything in between. Which you let them, you can’t say no when they are excitedly picking out colours for the nursery.
Although occasionally you have to pull in the reins, mainly to stop them spending all your joint savings on things that you don’t really need. You have to direct them slightly to make sure you are getting everything you need.
Sometimes they send you puppy dog eyes and then you really can’t say no. You end up with a lot of stuff to say the least, some of it useful and some of it less so.
And you both have a BLAST decorating the nursery, them being so playful means it takes twice as long and can get messy pretty quickly. But you eventually get a working nursery, it's extremely cute and feels like the perfect combination of both of you.
They can also be overly protective, not letting you do things by yourself. Which can get annoying especially in the early months, but you know they mean well. As the months go by it becomes less annoying and more endearing, because you actually need to rest.
Also extremely prepared for the hospital, has like 3 bags full of things. Almost panics when you shout for them to grab the bags and get ready to head to the hospital.
Has to calm themselves down on the drive while also trying to calm you down. When you eventually get there, he tries to talk to you the whole time, reassuring you, and helps you through small breathing exercises you both learnt on the run up.
Can’t stop crying the minute you give birth, is just so in love with you and their baby. Can’t stop staring in awe as they watch you cradle the newborn in your arms.
BOKUTO, Atsumu, Hinata, KOGANEGAWA, Terushima, Saeko, Goshiki, Lev, Nishinoya, OIKAWA.
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Ukai tending to Daichi's injury.
Ukai: How would you rate your pain? Daichi: Zero! Would not recommend!
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Being Saeko Tanaka's Girlfriend
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Saeko Tanaka x fem! Reader
Warnings: slight Swearing
A/N: This is a request from Gen Z anon!
🏳️‍🌈 Please Like, Share, Comment to support my writing 🏳️‍🌈
Saeko, the savior of Karsuno first years🙌🏻
Please the fact that she just pulls up for these boys
Perfection 🥰
We love her so much
And you know who she loves?
Why you our sweet YN 😍
You are literally the complete opposite of Saeko
You are soft, kind, sweet, simply freaking ADOREABLE
When you first started dating Saeko, it was an adventure 😬
Everyone wondered how you two made it work
But you somehow did 🤷‍♀️
Probably because you were the calm and Saeko was the one who handled the badassery of your ship
When you first came over to meet her parents and Ryunosuke
Let's just say, it was nothing like you've ever experienced in your entire life
Hear me out 🤚🏻
You pull up, walk up the walkway and that's when you hear it
A loud crash and a BANG
immediate panic 😱
You forgo the customary introductions for literally running through the front door of the Tanaka household and straight to the kitchen
There stands Ryu, holding a pot and pan and staring at you
🎶 when he looks at me, and I look at him and he looks at me and I LOOK AT HIMMMM 🎶
"Are you ok???"- you scream loudly
Ryu 👉🏻👁👄👁 ummm yes...
Please who is this hotty and like why did you just run into his home
You put your hand over your chest as you struggle to catch your breath
"Oh YN hey babe- wait did you ring the doorbell?"- Saeko says coming up from behind
"I- I heard a loud crash and I was afraid someone was hurt"- you say
Ryu looks back and forth between you and his sister
"Nah that was just Ryu trying to cook"- Saeko says waving her hand as she goes in for a sweet kiss
Tanaka 👉🏻😳 this is YN???
"Oh Ryu, this is my girlfriend YN. YN my brother Ryu!"
You smile and go to shake Ryu's hand
"It's so nice to meet you. I'm sorry for frightening you"- you
Ryu 👉🏻👁👄👁 you didn't frighten me
"Ryu stop gawking at my girlfriend! And clean up this mess! Come on YN"- Saeko says pulling you towards her room
After that, you and Ryu became fast friends
In fact, you had asked if it would be ok to attend a game with Saeko
Ryu was so excited you were going to come
Please the bby needs all the support yn 🥺
You show up and see Ryu and the team getting ready for their match
"Hey Ryu!"- you shout, waving and running towards Tanaka
The guys all look up and stop ✋🏻
Because holy crap 😳
Literally them 👉🏻🥵🥵🥵
"YN hey you came!! Where's Saeko?"- he says looking around you
"She's parking. I'm just heading up to the bleachers to save us a spot! Just wanted to wish you and the team good luck"- you say smiling
"Thanks YN!"- Ryu says
"Good luck guys!"- you say to the team as you smile and wave 👋🏻
Karasuno 👉🏻👁👄👁 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻
Before the team can even say anything, Ukai comes and tells them it's time to get ready
Literally the entire match, these boys all play at the top of their game
You are standing up their watching
Who are you? They have zero clue but the fact that YOU are watching THEM??
Oh boy, it's all over
After the game, you and Saeko come to congratulate the boys 🥳
"You guys were amazing! That game was so awesome!"- you shout
"Hey thanks YN!"- Ryu says
Please Noya and Hinata can not
"YN you are so pretty!"- Noya and Hinata 😍
Them 👇🏻
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"Awe thank you so much cuties"- you 🥰
"MARRY ME YN"- Noya blurts out
Please, we all know it's a reasonable request 😅
"Did you just propose to my girlfriend"- Saeko days, crossing her arms
You 👉🏻😅
Ryu👉🏻 oop 👀
"Your girl-GIRLFRIEND"- Noya says, stunned 😲
"Yes Yuu, MY girlfriend"- Saeko 😑
"Babe chill- they don't know I'm dating you"- you trying to defuse
Saeko 👉🏻mhmm 😠
I think it's time we make an exit YN 😅
"Well" you say clapping your hands together 👏🏻 "it looks like it's time we leave! See you guys at the finals tomorrow"- you say pushing Saeko towards the door
Saeko @ Noya 👇🏻
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Please YN gain control
"I didn't like the way he was looking at you YN"- Saeko
You 👉🏻 😐 he's a child!
"You know I only love you babe"- you say hugging your girlfriend
"I love you too"- she says sweetly 🥰
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It’s high time we address the elephant in the room, let’s all collectively agree that there’s something really fucked up about Zero’s psyche
And I’m not talking abt the sadism in Gyanki-hen, oh no no no no- This dude’s been fucked up since chapter fucking 1 of part 1. I mean, befriending suicidal teenagers over the internet, save them and then ask them to help him scam the yakuza? He even placed tracking devices on them without their consent 💀.
Zero Ukai def has issues with attachments and control. It could be the combination of the loneliness he gets from being the best of the best and the unchecked hero complex. And like it sucks that he managed to gaslight everyone into endorsing his savior complex (granted given the circumstances of the story it’s kind of inevitable)
Like someone sign this kid up for therapy, he needs that shit more than Kaiji.
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umhiimv · 1 year
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hi everyone!! it’s officially holiday season at starbucks, and that prompted me to make these headcanons. i was also missing being a barista :(( so without further ado, here is what the haikyuu characters would order at starbucks!!
Karasuno:
daichi: grande pike with sweet cream. he likes plain coffee, but needs a little bit of sweetness and cream to curb the acidity.
suga: mint majesty over ice. it’s super refreshing, just like him, plus the colour is cute ✨
asahi: he’s an autumn hoe, so a pumpkin spice latte when available; vanilla hazelnut latte any time else. he is a latte lover.
nishinoya: caramel frap w/extra caramel, aka a blended drink that’s pure sugar with a dash of caffeine. LOVES the sweet drinks.
tanaka: grande nitro cold brew, but he can’t handle it plain so he gets classic and vanilla sweet cream cold foam.
ennoshita: tall americano. what? it helps him live out his dream of being a film director 😫
kinoshita: boy has a peanut allergy so he’s careful of what he orders; gets an iced peach green tea cos he genuinely likes it, and so he doesn’t die.
narita: asks the baristas to surprise him most times, but when he wants something familiar, he’ll get a pistachio latte; hot or iced depending on the weather.
kageyama: this mans has absolutely ZERO idea what to order, how to ask what to order, hell, what he’s actually doing in a starbucks in the first place. he’ll ask the barista to make him something, and he’ll actually end up liking it. but he doesn’t know what the drink is, so it’s a pain when the barista who made him the drink isn’t there that day.
hinata: mango dragon drink!! he loves the colour and the fruity flavour :)) and when it’s cold, he’ll get a hot cocoa :))
tsukishima: trenta iced coffee. black. on days he’s not being a hardass, he’ll get salted caramel cold foam on top. but don’t be fooled, that cold foam will have more sugar than legally allowed.
yamaguchi: strawberry frappuccinos!! he loves the pink from the strawberry, and it’s also a plus because coffee upsets his tummy :(
kiyoko: tall blonde roast on a regular day, but a grande medicine ball on her workout mornings.
yachi: now this girl can handle some major caffeine. will get a venti brown sugar oat milk shaken espresso, but make sure to add an additional two shots. yes, she will be jittery if she hasn’t had one in a while, but doesn’t care; she likes the espresso too much. also likes kiwi starfruit refreshers.
ukai: gets a grande pike to be all manly, but he can’t actually handle coffee. gives it to takeda. will then order a grande blonde latte with a million pumps of vanilla and at a lower temperature and try to write it off as “not wanting to have a black coffee today”
takeda: the grande pike that ukai couldn’t handle. truly doesn’t understand how he can’t take black coffee…
hope you enjoyed!! there will be a part two with aoba johsai, a part three with shiratorizawa, a part four featuring nekoma, and maybe another with inarizaki and some miscellaneous. i’ll see you there!!
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julian-the-ghost · 1 year
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Various FKMT drawings from the past week
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