duke: guess what i'm about to get!
tim: on my nerves
duke: i was going to say a banana, but i guess i'll get on your nerves too
duke: fuck you *unplugs espresso machine*
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bruce: because i never explained otherwise, my son spent a good stretch of time in his childhood thinking that a vice principal at a school was there in case the principal was assassinated
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duke: i have a problem
jason, without looking up: kill it
duke: what no?! first of all, calm down edgelord
duke: second of all, i need some help on my english homework
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Jason Todd's guide to shoplifting:
Big chain, free reign. Locally owned, leave it alone
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bruce: clark, we're sorry for what happened earlier
clark: how did you both get in here?
damian: we’re not here to discuss your lack of home security, we’re here to apologize
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steph: somebody needs to fix this and by somebody, i mean you and me
barbara: and when you really say you and me, you really mean me
steph: exactly
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dick: if you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!
*batcave silence*
dick: dang, y’all depressed as fuck!
tim: you didn’t clap either
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duke: hey bruce?
bruce: yes, duke?
duke: there's, um, a small gathering happening at school tomorrow
bruce: how many people?
duke: nothing crazy. just you, me and the principal
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GONG XI!!!!!!🧧🍊🥮
(2016 vs 2024 "redraw" under the cut)
I'm a bit early but happy lunar new year to those who celebrate (it is this saturday)! Found this old art from 2016, which inspired me to "recreate" the prompt in the first place.
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Leather jackets are cool okay 🥺
also Dick has unknowingly opened the door to little birds stealing his clothes from him lol. It's a love language 😌
Inspired by ↓↓
that time Discowing wore a leather jacket:
and this precious panel of baby Jay:
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jason: what’s on your face?
bruce: what?
jason: you're smiling
bruce: i am. i’m happy. can’t i be happy for no reason?
jason: we both know you can’t. what’s going on?
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