(After Anakin was denied the rank of Master)
Mace Windu: And if you have any comments, feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Anakin: But that’s just a trash can...
Mace: It sure is! :)
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Echo: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Fives: No, it's my fault, I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the guard
*earlier*
Fox: Commander Fox speaking
Fives: Is your refrigerator running?
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Wedge Antilles: Don’t cry because it happened, smile because it’s over.
Wes Janson: Live, Laugh, Trauma.
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Obi-Wan, to Padme: Yeah, no, sorry, but your husband's positive traits of love and devotion have consumed him and he's been twisted into an obsessive, unrecognisable monster.
Obi-Wan: Yeah, he’ll have to be put down… Sorry.
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A mean dad
Luke and Leia: Can I have some?
Anakin, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.
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obi-wan, screaming at anakin mid battle: ibic cuyir an jorcu be gar!!
anakin, sighing: yeah i know
cody: when did you learn mando'a?????
anakin: i didn't. i just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language obi-wan speaks.
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Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras
Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app
Tech: *taps the screen*
Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in
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Iella Wessiri: Are you single?
Wedge Antilles: “Single” is a word the government created to give citizens tax disadvantages.
Wedge Antilles: If you’re asking me if I’m lonely, the answer is yes.
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He never dies!!
Obi-Wan, at Maul's funeral: I need a moment with him.
Everyone: Of course. *They leave*
Obi Wan, leaning over Maul′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Maul, ignights his lightsaber: Yeah, no shit.
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