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scoutswritingcorner · 2 months

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Party Like A Rockstar

Adam x GN!Reader

TW:18+ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!! I WILL STEAL YOUR KNEECAPS

-🎸 Adam is a dickhead, we all know this by now. But his favorite thing to do is drag you along to his shows/parties and leave you alone whilst simultaneously teasing you the whole night.

-🎸 He is a huge tease. But he hates it when you tease him back leaving him alone to be as hard as a rock. He gets so fucking grumpy and more irritating.

-🎸 Most likely will text you all about how hard he is and has no shame about it. Especially when you're working or busy, 100% will send you a dick pic. Send him a nude or risque picture back and he will go silent for a while or he will spam you even more. It’s 50/50 at this point.

-🎸 Once you get home or near him after teasing him for so long, good luck. He’s not letting you go until you're crying from overstimulation.

Adam groaned holding your hips as he pulled you closer to him, his cock pushing further into you. Broken moans of his name leaving your lips as you hide your face into the bed. His stubble brushing against your neck as he kisses your neck, using one hand to push down on the middle of your back making you spread your wings, his fluttering in reply to your own.

-🎸 He’s 100% into pegged or bent over, he’s gonna put up a fight too. Very much a brat when it comes to that. Also loves it when you rub where his wings meet on his back, a huge erogenous zone for him cause no one has touched or rubbed there for a long time.

-🎸 Also really really loves it when you pamper him as you jerk him off. Kisses to his neck as one hand jerks him and the other massaging his thigh.

-🎸 Don’t get me started when he gets to have his face between your legs pleasuring you all night long until your legs are trembling and your sobbing for him.

You sobbed out holding onto Adam’s brown hair as he continued to please you with his mouth, making eye contact with you and winking. As he pulled another orgasm from you and finally pulled away from your trembling legs, “Look so good for me, baby.~ Think you can give me a few more?~” He purred out fisting his own hard cock. You took a deep breath and whined out, nodding at his question.

-🎸 After he will proudly declare that he was better than Lucifer and you just have to nod along, before asking him for a bath.

-🎸 He usually won’t do much aftercare as he would rather just pass out but he will for you, becareful when your bathing together cause he does have wandering hands and he will exclaim that, “He’s just tired and trying to cuddle you.” He is not. He is trying to get more rounds out of you.

-🎸 As soon as you both get back into bed, he is pulling you onto his chest and passing out. You would usually argue but he’s just so warm and cuddly that you can’t help but pass out as well.

#hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel imagine #hazbin adam #adam x gn!reader #hazbin hotel adam #adam x reader #gn reader

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strawb3rrystar · 2 months

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Hey I just saw your latest hazbin post with the girls getting proposed to and is it possible to get the hazbin boys with that scenario?

I'm sorry if this is too soon considering you just posted that and feel free to delete this ask, I'll understand.

Take care and keep up the good work!

Hazbin Hotel boys getting proposed to.

Pairing: Angel Dust, Husk, Sir Pentious, Alastor, Lucifer Morningstar, Adam, Vox, Valentino x GN! Reader

Warnings: None :3

Word count: 332

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Angel Dust will pause and get extremely flustered that you're proposing to him. He'll say yes and wrap his arms around you. He won't let go for several minutes because he just loves you so much!

Husk will be shocked and freeze up. Asks you a dozen times if you're actually being serious. Once you confirm to him you're being serious, he'll agree to marry you. And you get help but notice his purring when you go to hug him.

Sir Pentious will be flabbergasted that you'd actually want to marry HIM. Even if you've been dating for hell knows how long, he's always doubting that you actually love him. So you reassure him and kiss him all over his adorable face.

Alastor will be put off by your proposal. It is that last thing he expected when he got out of bed this morning. Especially when your relationship was nothing serious and was purely transactional. So he'll be declining for the time being.

Lucifer will be all giddy and excited. He knew this day would come, so he got you a ring too! He'll take you out on a romantic date to celebrate and gifts you a rubber duck he made.

Adam will laugh. No joke, that little shit will burst out laughing because he thinks you proposing is really fucking funny. However, after he calmed down he will straight up say no. Will your relationship ever come back from that? Probably not, he's a massive dickhead.

Vox will short circuit out of shock. So you'll need to reboot him before you continue. I think he struggles expressing his true emotions, so anytime you do something romantic he doesn't know how to react. Of course he says yes, but will short circuit again if you try to hug or kiss him afterwards.

Valentino finds it amusing that you're proposing to him. He declines, but only so he can propose to you instead. It's like a weird kink he has or something.

Star's notes -> AHH I loved this request, sorry it's been almost two weeks since you requested this!

(Thank you, sweet anon, for your request!) (Requests are open)

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lillithhearts · 2 months

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I want to cuck Adam so bad dude. I want to fuck Lucifer knowing he'd hear/see. I want to make him watch while Lucifer fucks me into the mattress better than he ever could.

Could you write something like that? Completely understandable if you don't want to write cuckolding stuff, have a good day

Lucifer x Reader˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥

Warnings: Not proofread, I can't write smut

Reader is female

Adam groaned and whined, he had been called to Hell for an "urgent meeting" with Lucifer, What he wanted he wasn't sure; the Extermination wasn't for another long while and he couldn't possibly think what other subject Lucifer would possibly wanna talk about.

This whole ordeal annoyed Adam, having had a date with his wife that day he was disruptively summoned down below; Especially being told by Sera to appear in person as Lucifer had asked. Why would he need to be there in person; ugh whatever he was just going to get it over with..Speaking of his wife where was she today? You weren't next to him when he woke up and your phone went straight to voicemail.

Going through a portal he arrived in the Hall of the Angelic tower in the middle of pride, Adam being completely over this already groaned and scratched his neck clearing his throat as he had looked around; walking down the corridor he was quickly pulled from whatever train of thought ran through his head upon hearing a melodic voice echoing through the halls, euphoric whines and whimpers echoed out from a meeting room; it took him awhile to pick up why the sounds sounded familiar it was the same string of noises his wife made only this time they..sounded more real, more genuine, Sensual.

Every muscle in his body stiffened the realization setting in what was happening, nobody but those morningstar's entered this building and the meeting? Oh Lucifer you fucking asswipe. Wanting to confirm his suspicions he slowly, quietly made his way to the door, his pants tightening hearing the noises you made becoming louder, he sucked in a breath before cracking up the door and peeking inside, his blood began to boil; watching your back flush against the cold marble table your hands intertwined with that dickheads hands; Lucifers hip sharply snapping against yours while his teeth grazed your soft neck; bites and hickeys already evident on your collarbone and shoulders; Lucifer only adding more with a low chuckle. His raspy chuckle vibrating in the room while his six wings fluttered gently behind him, His eyes full of Admiration and love for a woman that isn't his.

"does it feel good, Dollface? Do I fuck you better then that pompous prick you call a husband does, Hm?"

Adam's hand clenched to the point his knuckles turn white, hearing a mewl from your mouth while you wrap your legs around Lucifer's waist, his forked tongue licking up a stray droplet of blood caused by his sharp teeth, he had heard the door open and Adam arriving and he made sure Adam knew that he knew, Side eyeing him whilst he angled your leg, a loud moan ringing through the room as he hit that spot you loved so much while you slapped a hand over your mouth

"well, Darling. Answer my question"

"yes, yes! Your cock is the best I've ever had.."

"good..~"

His voice laced with condescension that you didn't pick up as Lucifer kept his eyes on the peaking Adam, His hands slid down your body as he placed gentle kisses down your chest; He had had you completely at his mercy, Making you forget what time was as you squirmed under his burning touch, and he was going to give you a ride, and Adam a show he'd never forget

Authors note : I need to get better at Writing..I dont like this.

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#hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin x reader #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel imagine #lucifer x reader smut #lucifer x reader #lucifer hazbin hotel #adam is a cuck confirmed

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d3pressed-caffiene-addict · 3 months

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Hazbin Hotel Ep 5&6 Oh My God (Major Spoilers)

I am having so many thoughts, this is just a brain dump

-LUCIFER. He’s so pathetic I love him

-Jeremy Jordan you fucking legend. I’m a big fan of a lot of his work and was excited to see him in this but I was slightly unsure if he was the right casting since I expected Lucifer to be more of a high and mighty/snobby figure, but with the way they characterised him HE IS PERFECT.

-“TAKE THAT DEPRESSION”

-The Lucifer vs Alastor rivalry is beautiful

-“Ha ha, fuck you.”

-Father figure Alastor

-HIS EARS GO BACK LIKE A CAT WHEN HES ANGRY I CANT

-MIMZY’S ARRIVAL. I know most of us know the lore about her and Alastor being developed as a couple before it was scrapped but I really like how they are in the show

-Even if it’s just crumbs I’m so excited to be getting snippets of Alastor’s lore. It’s wild to keep going back and forth between “aw he actually cares for and protects his friends” and “oh my god he’s a fucking psycho”

-Speaking of that the scene with Husk holy shit. Poor man looked terrified

-The confirmation that Alastor’s also stuck working for someone, it has to be Lilith surely. I know some people will call it predictable because a lot of theories are coming true but personally I think it’s from good worldbuilding/foreshadowing

-ALASTOR IN FULL DEMON FORM JUST ANNIHILATING EVERYONE and then he just goes “Ah that was fun, now back to it”

-I kinda like the parallel between Al and Mimzy & Angel and Cherri where they invite their friends to join them if they want to, even if neither of them take it up initially maybe we’ll see them join the hotel in the future?

-BABY CHARLIE

-I really expected Lucifer to be a dickhead and a shitty dad, but he seems to be an overall better guy than most people in hell

-CHERRI BOMB ARRIVAL! And she’s Aussie now fuck yeah represent

-I still love her and Angel’s friendship even if she is a terrible influence. Everyone’s got that friend who’s solution to a bad day is just self-destruction but they mean well at least

-DARREN CHRIS TOO, THE MUSICAL THEATRE/BROADWAY ACTOR CASTING IS STACKED

-Emily is so sweet I love her

-The Molly cameo is so sweet, I was waiting for her to appear somewhere but lowkey forgot she was in heaven. Honestly though how did she get there when the rest of her and Angel’s family got condemned for what they did together? Maybe she left the mob or something idk I just hope we get to meet her properly at some point

-Heaven’s real fucked up? Yeah not shocked

-VAGGIE?? FALLEN ANGEL REVEAL?? AND SHE WAS AN EXTERMINATOR???? I know most of us called it but holy shit I didn’t expect it to be confirmed this soon

-Adam is such a dick but he’s so much fun

-I love that Charlie was gonna start her court presentation with definitions like a high school essay

-“Consent is a good name for a sex club” the gentleman Husk truthers gonna have fun with this one

-Pentious hitting on Cherri is hilarious and totally not the same level of subtlety I flirt with when I’m drunk

-Hearing more and more about how Val treats Angel is so sad especially with how casually he talks about it since it’s just another day for him

-Him parenting drunk Nifty is beautiful

-“You wanna play with the kitty?”

-Valentino is my #1 enemy

-Seeing Angel stand up to him to protect his friends is making me feel feelings. Like he knows that he’s gonna be treated even worse for it but I think he’s reaching his tipping point and shits gonna go down soon

-Also I know there’s a popular theory that he’s gonna die soon and a lot of the theories are coming true so I am scared. I kind of don’t think this one’ll happen though since he’s the fan favourite and its just too soon to take that much of a risk. Plus Vivsie’s admitted he’s the best written character and it’d be such a waste of all that development

-More sweet moments between him and Husk, they’ve gotten me so invested in this ship so fast

-The fact that most of heaven didn’t know about the extermination?? Wild

-Idk how I feel about the timeskip between Ep 4&5, they’re only a month away from the extermination now. Yes it’s making the stakes feel higher but I do wish we’d been able to see more of that time for the relationship development, all the characters seem much closer than before and we’ve only seen bits of how they got there

-I really wish they’d greenlit more than 8 episodes to pace things a little better but I’m glad we have season 2 confirmed

-That last minute ‘reveal Vaggie’s past to Charlie, boot them out of heaven and then cut to credits before she can react’ is gonna torture me until next week

-I don’t disagree with past criticism that Vivzie’s female characters can feel a bit underwritten but I think it’s getting better

-“We’re coming to the hotel first” plus all the theories that someone’s gonna die are fucking stressing me out man

Anyway hope you enjoy the brain dump, this show has once again consumed my thoughts

#Hazbin hotel #vivziepop #helluva boss #Charlie Morningstar #angel dust #vaggie hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel #husk hazbin hotel #nifty hazbin hotel #sir pentious #hazbin hotel mimzy #cherri bomb #huskerdust

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sinner-sunflower · 2 months

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A HH Lucifer-centric AU 6/?

PART 1 , PART 2, PART 3, PART 4, PART 5, PART 7, PART 8, PART 9, PART 10, PART 11, PART 12, PART 13, PART 14, PART 15, PART 16, PART 17, PART 18, PART 19, PART 20, PART 21, PART 22

So excited!!

If any of ya have any theories, I would love to hear them!

Sorry if it's short. Still in weekend mode heh.

The line for the snippet is an Adventure Time reference. Guess which character said it.

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Everyone held their breath. Nothing can be heard except for Valentino's angry growls.

After what happened with moth overlord (was he even still an overlord with no souls contracts left? They need to have a meeting about that), none of the remaining overlords spoke up in defiance. They were at least aware that they can't win against the literal King of Hell, more so with the presence of the other Sins and loyal hellborns.

With no more issues, Lucifer dismiss them.

Alastor stands by the door as he grins at the exiting demons. He hums a tune when Vees left.

Alastor: Nature abhors a power vacuum ~

Vox: The fuck did you just say?!

Alastor: Nothing, old friend ~

Rosie says goodbye to Charlie first before giving him a cheek pat as she leaves.

Rosie: Do come by Cannibal Town, my friend. I still have a few angel limbs for a lovely brunch.

Alastor: I wouldn't miss it for the world.

The Radio demon gives a derogatory glance at Valentino and giggles.

Alastor: Though I feel like another one of our speedy overlord meeting is in order.

Rosie laughs and said her final goodbye.

It's only the Sins and the residents left. Lucifer asks Charlie and the others to go up the 2nd floor for a while as he has something to talk about the Sins privately.

Charlie: Okay. But dad.. Are you okay?

Lucifer: Of course, sweetie. Just a bit stressed.

She wasn't satisfied with her dad's answer but she knows she won't be able to get him to admit anything right now.

Charlie joins her friends on the upper floor and hears Angel wolf whistle. He's leaning at the railings and looking down at hell's 7 deadly Sins.

Angel: I know I just saw them down there being the big and the bad, but damn.

Husk: Honestly thought someone was about to get killed today.

Cherri: Eh, I think what happened was worse. For that moth dickhead anyway. Congrats on your freedom Angy! How does it feel?

Angel: Like a million bucks! I still can't believe that happened. I'm free. I'm gonna give short king something later as thanks.

He turns to Charlie.

Angel: You too, Charlie.

Charlie: I didn't do anything.

Angel: I know I never said this before but thank you for believing in me- for still believing in me and this whole redemption shit.

Charlie's about to cry and moves to give Angel a big hug.

The others give the pair a soft look. As the slight crying fest was happening, Alastor moves closer to the balcony with Vaggie to observe.

Vaggie: Can't hear them. Can't even read their lips.

Alastor: His Majesty's work most likely. Or did you think they would let us watch with no precaution?

Vaggie gives him an irritated look but says nothing.

Alastor keeps his sight on Lucifer. The aquatic demon, which he guesses is the Sin of Envy, is touching Lucifer too much for his liking. He tilts his head in response when the king looks up at him suddenly. Lucifer holds his gaze for a bit before shifting slightly.

Alastor turns to see Charlie move beside him looking at her father. His ear twitches.

This is troublesome.

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Lucifer put his shirt back on as he casts a barrier on the first floor.

Bee: Man, I haven't seen that side of you in years. Hell, I haven't even seen any side of you in years. I was beginning to think you died.

Satan: She's right. You usually at least sent a text once a year or so. And then when you decided to finally show up, you're basically being eaten alive by Roo's remnants! We-

The Sin of Wrath stops and takes deep breaths. No point in getting angry right now.

Mammon: Yeah, mate. Kinda miss the yearly lawsuits you give me business.

Asmodeus: You mean the discount Pride Ring you're tryna do?

Mammon: Fuck ya! Don't think I forgot ya stealing ma star employee!

Asmodeus: Cry me a river, Mam.

Belphegor: Children, please.

Mammon: Don't even start, Belphy. You still haven't explained why ya didn't tell us any of this shit.

Belphegor: What happens in Sloth is my responsibility.

Mammon: Well congrats! It's blowing up in our faces.

While the others were arguing back and forth, Leviathan moves to face Lucifer and put a hand on his.

Leviathan: Luci, I know you're not okay. You gonna tell me what's up with you?

Lucifer: It doesn't matter.

Leviathan: Of course it matters, Luci.

Lucifer: Not now, Levi.

Leviathan: Tsk. Alright then. But we will talk, especially about the look that red demon is giving me.

Lucifer looks up and makes eye contact with Alastor. The deer demon is wearing an expression he can't quite name but then his gaze shifts a bit to the left.

Charlie.

Oh, his lovely daughter. He still can't get what she said earlier out of his head. He knows she'll say she didn't mean it, but if it came out just like that, there has to be a bit of truth deep inside.

Was Charlie right? Would Lilith's presence instead of his really be that much better? Would this whole thing with Roo not even happen in that other timeline?

Lucifer doesn't know. What he knows is that he'll do everything in his power to keep his daughter and hell safe.

He clears his throat to stop the bickering.

Lucifer: Anything related to Roo is not to be undermined. In the meantime, Belphegor will keep a close eye on the anomaly. Bel, please coordinate with the Ars Goetia regarding evacuation of the nearby settlements.

Belphegor: Of course. Already on it.

Asmodeus: Lust will prepare evacuation sites as well.

Lucifer: Thank you. I'd like the other rings to have a few as well.

Satan: How about the ritual?

Lucifer: I would like to start as soon as possible but.. We're strong but we need ancient powers.

Satan: Wait. You don't mean her, do you? Can we even find her?

Lucifer: I'm the one who will be looking for her. She's probably up on Earth. It might take me a while but 'til then, I'll be temporarily handing over the duties of Pride to Charlie in my absence/

Bee: What?! Is she even ready?

Lucifer: You have your own rings to manage. And none of you are familiar with her. She might be the embodiment of good but she's still evil's sister.

Leviathan: And your wound?

Lucifer: I would advise that no one comes in contact with the anomaly. The only thing keeping it at bay in my body is my angelic blood. If I wasn't an angel, I would be dead.

The room just got colder with Lucifer's admission as Belphegor taps aggressively on her tablet.

Lucifer: Be careful all of you.

And with that, the meeting is done.

Lucifer debates talking to his daughter but overall decided to go back to his tower for the time being.

Alastor never took his eyes off the king and disappears in the shadows.

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What to look forward for in Part 7:

Lucifer: I'm so tired, Alastor. I think I have been for a long time.

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fandomworld9728 · 27 days

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Oops... (Angel Dust/Lucifer)

(Requested by @buuteer) (AppleDust hidden relationship getting found out) (Hope this is okay. I wasn't really sure how to go about it and ran with this idea when it popped into my head)

(Warning! This takes place during episode 6 of Hazbin Hotel! So not only spoilers but trigger warning for Val being his usual dickhead, possessive, violent self!) (Also, protective Lucifer and Alastor as a bonus!)

"You forget who you're talking to. I own you."

The pink chains connecting Angel to the Overlord were yanked, pulling him close to him. "Yeah. You do. In the studio, and you can do anything you want to me in there, just like our deal says. But out here? I get to do what I want. So once again. Fuck off-"

Before Angel could finish, the moth demon had back handed him, sending him and Niffty to the floor. Mouth now bleeding. It had felt good to finally stand up to the man even with the repercussions. He wasn't about to let the creep mess with his friends. Especially not after what had happened that day with Charlie.

"Enjoy the rest of your night, bitch, because I'm going to enjoy making you pay for it tomorrow."

A flash of light bright light mixed with an eerie green filled the place, a summoning circle now between Angel Dust and Valentino to keep them separated. "What the fuck is this?"

Hushed whispers came from the sinners arounds them as Lucifer stepped out of the circle and walked slowly towards the moth demon, Alastor, who had accidentally got caught up in this, stayed put scanning over the people of the hotel. More importantly, over the two souls that he owned.

"That is a good question. What is all this?"

"Oh. Fuck. No, wait. Luci don't."

"Luci? Angel sweetie, have you been fucking our dear King and keeping it from me?"

Fuck. "Val listen-"

"Wow. You're that possessive that you need to know all of his clients when you never bothered to ask in the first place? That's how it started out and now it's much more than that. I've tried to stay out of this because that's what Angel wanted. However, this is the second time you've struck him since we've been together."

To say that Lucifer was pissed was an understatement. The day that Angel came to him after a long day of work to relieve some stress and was sporting a black eye, he was ready to go and teach that Overlord how to properly treat the souls under his care. But he was asked to stay out of it. Was reassured that Angel wanted to get out of this and handle it on his own. Lucifer only backed off when he was promised that the next time something like that or worse happened that he had permission to break the guy's face in.

"Ugh, I'm getting an ache in my neck. You're too goddamn tall. How about you come down to my height?!"

Seeing this side of Lucifer did something to Angel. Small, beautiful, powerful, Lucifer. The King of Hell. Defending him like this. The spider demon couldn't help but feel so loved and cared for.

"Holy shit, Angie. You're datin' the King of Hell and didn't tell me?" Cherri asked, helping her best friend up.

"I'll uh... explain later. Oh shit. Where's Niff?"

"Our dear Niffty was involved in this?" And now Alastor was going to join in the beating. Angel wasn't going to complain. The guy had it coming for a long time.

Landing on her butt in the hotel's foyer after Adam forcefully sent them back through a portal, Charlie jumped up and ran over to the group sitting and tending to Angel. Her dad was wiping the blood from his lips to make it easier to heal while Alastor, surprisingly enough, was holding Niffty protectively.

"Dad! You've been dating Angel Dust?! Why didn't you tell me? Why didn't either of you tell me? When did it happen? For how long?" A long string of rushed out questions tumbled from her mouth before Vaggie lightly took her by the shoulders and made her sit down.

"Babe. Give them a chance to answer."

"Wait.... how did you find out? This came out while you were in Heaven."

"Oh. Well. We were watching you guys to prove to Sera and the court that redemption could be possible. Uh... Adam was not happy when he found out... but the rest of the court was pleasantly surprised at how you acted and handled the situation! So, Sera would love for you to join us for our rescheduled meeting."

"Of course she does."

"Hey. It's alright baby. I'll join ya if it'll make ya feel better." It felt good to have their relationship out and in the open now. He should have listened to Lucifer before about just being open about it since the beginning.

#hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel alastor #angel dust hazbin hotel #appledust

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misc-obeyme · 9 months

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I just got a HC that MC learning human worls history and them just learning rhat Beelzebub probably caused some plagues and that Lucifer was the presodent of a country or a monarch and MC just going to the brothers like

"You dickheads"

Oh there is so much potential for these guys to be responsible for all kinds of stuff from human history. I love the idea of Lucifer being like I’m bored and going to the human world, replacing the monarch of some country with himself, and just ruling it for a while.

I mean the boys have been demons for a while in the OG I really can’t believe that they haven’t spent some time messing with humanity. I’d be like okay come clean tell me how much chaos you’ve caused throughout human history, please.

I do see Beel feeling bad about starting a plague though. Like it was probably an accident. And MC is just scolding him like do you know how many humans died??

Personally, I think Asmo was probably involved in the Helen of Troy incident. And I like to think Satan was part of the French Revolution. And you know Mammon was there for the Boston Tea Party like they were protesting taxes lol. I kinda like the idea that they only need to be there for their sin to be felt and affect people. Maybe they didn’t start anything specific but things got more intense just because they were there.

But I could also see them deliberately causing problems for the human world. They are demons after all.

#and you know MC is gonna call them out on it #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me lucifer #obey me beelzebub #anon asks #misc answers

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tacobellabeanburrito · 3 months

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AYO THAT WAS GOOD THO.

Um, was not expecting Sir Pentious to get fucking redeemed like that? Holy shit, that was awesome!! Twist I did not expect. I knew he was gonna still live because I love that fucker and everyone else does too so he’s not gonna die. BUT, still unexpected for him to come back as a redeemed sinner. But such a slay.

I love Alastor, and I’m a little sad he didn’t like, get good with like, hurting Adam. But I love that Lucifer came back and fucking slaughtered Adam. Hilarious. Absolutely stunning. So fucking funny.

Alastor, fucking Alastor. He is so fucking done with his deal and how much you bet there’s gonna be a thing where he fucking betrays everyone but then also gets redeemed or some shit? I hope so, or at least, kinda hope so. I love that fucking dickhead so much.

NIFTY! WE GOT TO SEE HER DO SHIT! Love her, but she never gets enough screen time. So glad she was the one who really killed Adam. Also!! Let’s just talk about Nifty and Alastor friendship!!?? And his obvious besties relationship with Rosie (Love her Mary Poppins ass already).

We are getting a season 2, right? I sure hope so. The team did all they could with those 8 episodes, but those 8 episodes had some right writing I did not expect from such a short show. It’s incredible they were able to do that. Such a slay for them.

Uhhh, let’s see. Oh right, Lilith. Girl. Oh. I already hate her. So she’s in Heaven huh? Living it up? While her daughter and her found family is about to be killed? Hell no. Don’t like her.

Oh wait, let’s talk about Alastor again. Bro is so powerful. But bro got stabbed, harsh. And his powers all depend on his mic? Ok, new info. Slay though.

OH WAIT. So since Sir Pentious got redeemed by doing good, but then dying in Hell. Does that mean that works for everyone? Like, the reason why it wasn’t working was because nobody who was trying to redeem themselves had died in Hell and gone to Heaven? Yk what I’m talking about? Anyway.

Good show. Jolly good show.

#Hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #nifty hazbin hotel #vaggie hazbin hotel #angel dust hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #adam hazbin hotel #lilith hazbin hotel #vivziepop

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alexxncl · 13 days

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‼️NIGHTBRINGER LESSON 35 SPOILERS‼️

masterlist | all lessons | lesson 34 | lesson 36

normal and hard spoilers

can i just start off by saying "the heart's murky depths" is a crazy title for the lesson opener ???

oh he's down HORRENDOUS, but his pride won't let him show it

talking about some "not that i want you to stay or anything...but you should stay and be a professor at RAD so you never have to leave my side 🥺👉🏽👈🏽" YOU AIN'T SLICK !!! I'VE KNOWN YOU SINCE PRE-COVID 2020

*ahem* my bad

LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER i wanna go home...kind of. like yes mc have a hard time dealing with the idea of leaving, but it's not like they'll never see a version of the brothers again. they're more likely to never see mc again, but you never know with all the time soup shit

i feel like lucifer feels indebted to them in some capacity since they did help bring the brothers closer in the span of a few months max. idk i feel like he's not only sad about them leaving, but doesn't know why they're choosing to go a roundabout way when he thinks they could literally ask barbatos to make a portal and send them home. the whole losing magic thing also wasn't explained to him, it was just stated as fact with no explanation

idk i'd be skeptical if i was lucifer too

i still think he wants mc to stay just as much as they do, if not even more, but he's better at hiding it. i also think he's protecting, but maybe that's just me protecting ??? idk

or MAYBE he's mixing up their desire to stay in the devildom in their timeline, but can't differentiate it since he's not as knowledgeable about time itself. so he's not wrong, but he's not entirely right either. mc is split, and they think having all the pacts will make the decision easier since it's already what everyone's expecting them to do

...we're gonna have to go with lucifer, aren't we?

don't get me wrong, i love him down, but can't they just talk like regular people 😭 the avatar of pride really can't put his pride aside for 2 seconds like damn /j

i just KNOW he said "oh but it is" in the most sarcastic voice ever. like sharpay from high school musical type shit. love him down

dickhead older brother lucifer is my favorite kind of lucifer bc he's just like me 🫶🏽 except i'm a dickhead older sister. like there was no need for him to say that AT ALL, but he had to get the last word before he disappeared with mc for 3 days with no contact just to piss his brothers off

i love a wholesome family dynamic just as much as i love them being shitheads to each other

damn why are you always on dia's dick ???? BACK UP

the shitheads 🫶🏽

(random side note, idk if everyone plays the game with the sound on, but i play it with headphones on. the screeching train noise scared the SHIT outta me oh my god 😭 my dorm mates probably think i'm crazy)

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hauntedhotel · 9 months

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What's interesting about the Ineffable Bureaucracy relationship is that it's so sweet, it's almost wholesome with the song and the fly and the instant agreement to run away together. They should be the real enemies to lovers with the complications and the angst and the centuries to figure things out - they're the bosses! But they find themselves sort of on the same side once and a couple of years later they're running away to the stars together? How is that fair? How come they have it so easy?

From Crowley's perspective, watching all this happen and then being rejected by Aziraphale who wants to go back to Heaven, it looks so much like Gabriel loves Beez more than Aziraphale loves him, but it's not that at all. It's just that Gabriel is selfish. He doesn't care about Earth or humanity, he doesn't care about Heaven or the other angels, he doesn't even care about "good" or "evil" or balance or any of it. He cares about getting what he wants.

I also wonder if Muriel was introduced in this season specifically to show an angel (other than Aziraphale) that we can sympathise with. Not every angel in Heaven is Gabriel/Michael/Metatron - who's to say that after a book and a nice meal and a chat with some humans all the angels wouldn't start questioning the status quo? Who's to say Aziraphale is actually wrong about being able to change things in Heaven?

Heaven isn't just the archangels - a company is more than its board of directors. There are millions of angels in Heaven, you think all of them miss Gabriel? You think they all like Michael? You think they aren't curious about the angel who breathed hellfire at their dickhead boss and then shacked up with a demon? Lucifer was the originally angelic revolutionary but he got kicked out and took his mates down with him - what happens when the angel going "look its a bit shit this isn’t it?" has the majority standing behind him?

#good omens 2 #good omens #good omens spoilers #thoughts thoughts thoughts #aziraphale and crowley being so powerful together that half a miracle each creates the equivalent of an archangels power #heaven being so scared of the idea of a demon and an angel falling in love or being friends #especially now its happened twice #what happens if all the bosses are out of the way #and all the other angels and demons actually talk?

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If you're still doing the character opinion thing-- Beel and Belphie? I feel like they're less liked in the fandom for two very diff reasons lol

Ough this is gonna be tough since I don't really like or dislike Beel ig? It's honestly mostly just how he's written with very little substance but ok here we go.

For Beel, I think he's a very VERY easy character interpret since...85% of his lines are usually about food...which can be very annoying for anyone who wants him to be of more substance (which he has the potential for being but uh. writing). I may just be projecting my own feelings but I feel like the main reason that Beel, in specific, is low in the rankings is because a lot of people just think he's...very boring and predictable. He was a character of substance in season 1 when he opened up to Mc about his guilt of choosing to save Belphegor over Lilith in the war and the fear of having his twin taken away from him and imprisoned by Diavolo. After that... he just because the food guy, honestly. I think him being one of the only brothers that openly cares deeply about his family is definitely interesting but it's not expanded upon nearly enough.

Also, I feel like the devs kind of...shifted his personality after the first season? Like he's much nicer and portrayed as more "sweet" than he was at the beginning?? I mean, in the first manga released from like.. the end of 2020 to the beginning of 2021, he literally tells Mammon to "shut up, man" when he was having an outburst. Idk, he doesn't seem to be as blunt and speak his mind as often. Hell, he was even the first character to point out that Mammon is soft on Mc and that was BEFORE Leviathan's pact. He goads Mammon into going through with stealing something from Mc and then points out that he knows he won't do it because Mammon likes them.

Onto Belphegor! My dearest dickhead whose head I wanna put in a blender. He very much as a severe case of youngest sibling syndrome despite him and Beel being...the same age. Even when you get past the whole "actually killing you" thing, he's still a massive asshole lol. Though, it's very funny seeing Lucifer fans hate Belphegor for the murder and occasional rudeness when uhhh I hate to say it but Lucifer is significantly worse in both departments. First of all, Lucifer canonically: beats you until pass out, attempts to murder you MORE THAN ONCE, one of these murder attempts happens almost immediately after he almost admits that he loves you, has a very hard time taking "no" for an answer (cough pact scene), has a massive ego that needs to constantly be stroked, I COULD GO ON FOR DAYS but this is about Belphie not him.

Despite all the shit I've talked about him so far, he's literally my third favorite brother lol. I like how blunt he can be at times as well as how he sometimes seems to goad Mc in order to just have their attention on him. He's a selfish little prick but only because he wants your attention, he's honestly almost as bad as Mammon in that way. I really wish more people would explore his character like that since he really is very sweet on Mc when you look at it. He really just seems like someone who's main way of flirting is teasing lol.

Also he's shy as hell when you actually give him what he wants, which is another funny Mammon similarity.

#obey me #ask

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catfishofoldin99colours · 27 days

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sending guitarspear right back at you lol

I'm love them..... Adam sucks so much and lute is such an asshole and they deserve each other <3

Ok but like seriously I'm like. Adam has lost both his wives, very likely through his own fault as well as Lucifer's interference (no one is perfect or fully to blame in this particular situation, they're all at fault), and while he sucks so much and was handed these things along with being the first man and is generally The Worst .... Losing people who for all intents and purposes were supposed to be with you and love you, that hurts. It hurts a lot.

I don't condone Adams actions or behaviour, but I can understand how losing Lilith and eve, both indirectly to lucifer, would hurt, after he was given the promise of being the First Man and the creator of humanity and all that promise likely entailed.

Honestly, when I think about Adam and what's going on in his squishy little dickface head, it leads me into the same roads thinking about this show always does - is it a person's fault for believing what they're told about themselves? Are the actions they do as a result of this belief that hurt people fully to blame on them?

Heaven and hell do not exist in a vacuum in the original texts. God is not blameless, in my humble opinion, for the events that transpire and lead to the bible we know today. And I don't know how much hazbin intends to fuck around with the original text (Adam can't enter heaven in the Bible cos he committed the original sin and they've already fucked with that) but it's interesting to consider the larger implications of what they have already used and what might come later.

Adam sucks and he believes he is owed a woman's love and subservience. We know he demanded Lilith's subservience from the beginning (but who's telling that story? What are they skewed by? Is Charlie's account of the original story of Eden to be trusted? She is Lilith's daughter, and has only known hell as her home, can we trust what we says the whole time?)

But who told Adam that he was owed that? Was he made with that idea in his mind? Was he told Lilith, and subsequently Eve, would be his? Was he led to believe he could demand these things with no consequences to anyone else's wellbeing?

And if so... Is it his fault if he believes that?

These are the kinds of things I think about with these stories. I honestly don't think the show is intelligent enough or well written enough to properly go into them in a way I would find satisfying, but I do like the implications of some of the writing and what I can think about beyond that.

Anyway, back to Adam and lute.

Adams whole deal is that he's lost women who were supposed to be his, and that hurts as much as he is a dickhead about it. It makes me think that deep down he's lost the ability to trust that anyone will stay and, y'know, actually like him as a person. Yes, he sucks so fucking much, but when you're faced with the prospect of being a shitty person and having no one like you at all, or being a shitty person in control of lots of nice things, who wouldn't pick the second option? He's a human through and through to me, full of petty jealousy and righteous anger and generally a stupid mean dickhead who enjoys being nasty for fun.

Enter lute, who stands next to him with everything. Lute, who is his second in command, who not only tolerates his crass humour and vulgar language but seems to engage with it in her own way. Lute who is wholeheartedly on board with the violent eradication of the sinners, to the point that she absolutely believes people need to die if they can't live to a standard set by someone else (again, who sets this standard and why?)

Lute, who is every bit as awful and horrible as Adam is, and matches him in a way seemingly Lilith or Eve didnt.

Lute, who stayed.

They're not good people and frankly I don't want them to be - to me they're a product of being created to serve a purpose that you really don't have all the answers for and have no say in; Adam to populate humanity, Lute to destroy what heaven deems destroyable and wrong.

Who sets the terms of their existence? Do they have an agenda to fulfill? Some goal they want to reach? How do Adam and Lute, and by extension the exorcists and heaven and hell, play into this? What is the purpose of punishing people, and creating people to punish those, and who creates the rules that mean these punishments happen? By extension, who creates the rules that rewarding people like Adam and Lute happen? Why? And is it their fault if they are wholeheartedly led to believe that they are deserving of the status they have when they very clearly do not have the full picture of the situation at large?

They're so interesting to me and I love them so much.

Also I'm just a sucker for hardass terrible female characters who do not so right things and the sleazebag men they want to jump so. There.

#catfish speaks #this got long but im on mobile so i cant see How long #sorry not sorry you get my thoughts abour religion with all of this #genuinely this show is so interesting to me to think about #anyway. wahoo #theres not quite as much analysis of adam and lute that i wanted to talk about #but ill save thay for fanfiction character studies i think #this is like th meta video essay On the text #the exegesis if you will #the text is the fucked up fanfics ive been writing in my own time #theyre sooooooo. i love them

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autism-corner · 1 year

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Need a helping hand? - After Dark Event

just realized ive never posted this here!! (OG on ao3 =w=b)

A very much 18+ story about Belphegor and Asmo meeting some slimy friends, based on the 'Three-Legged Crow Leisure Land' event from February 2022

its about 1500 words, ft. Voyeurism, Male Lactation, Spitroasting, Coming Untouched, Slut Shaming, Dacryphilia, Bottom Belphegor & Bottom Asmodeus

This is definitely an iffy situation and shouldnt be done irl (that being siblings having ‘good time’ like right next to eachother, its gross.)

Fully consensual, with safeword in place :3 every kink above is just mentioned once, but still present

enjoy <3

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Arriving at the theme park was fun, but there was something that you were looking forward to the most. Its likely that only Satan, Lucifer, Barbatos and Simeon had read the brochure, because they gave you some weird look when you asked them to join. The others all had something better to do apparently, running off to whatever rollercoaster or aquarium there was, leaving you with Asmo and Belphie. Apparently Belphie didn't want to be dragged along with Beel for once, and Asmo had heard about this being a special pool, so they both joined you. Everything was going swimmingly, until they both noticed something slightly slimy touching their hands. Confused eyes looked at you, and oh were you in for some fun times.

Ofcourse, you knew. Unlike some people, you had read the brochure. After dark, the pool held a special event, no children allowed. Belphie and Asmo were the only ones to join you, but they were enough to have plenty of fun. It was to your surprise that there were no other guests in the pool, but that would have probably made the situation more difficult anyway.

Looking patiently at the two men undergoing this strange situation, you noticed Asmo’s eyes meet yours, now undoubtedly filled with recognition, anticipation and just general lust. Belphie seemed to not have caught on yet, swatting at the invading tentacles.

“Belphie, now why would you want to do that? Don't you understand what's happening?” Asmo asked. Confusion was visible in Belphegor's eyes, and you looked at him fondly.

“I suppose I should explain and not just lead you into this blindly. See, if you were to read the brochure, you would know about this special, after-dark event.” Slowly approaching Belphegor, you placed your arms around his neck. “I'm sure Asmo has caught on, but you're a little late, as usual”. He scoffed, and averted his eyes from yours. “Just explain this, dickhead. What is all this?”

“As you wish” you say, sending him a smirk. Removing yourself from his warm skin, you make a grand gesture. “This, is the special, adult-only, nighttime event called ‘Need a helping hand?’. Down below you are a couple of handy dandy ‘friends’ who will help you truly relax. No moving on your side necessary”

“Oh, isn't it amazing!!” Asmo yelled, while swiftly making his way over to you. “Darling, I do love you oh so much! You knew this was on my list didn't you, sneaky bastard” Asmo said while he clung around your neck and peppered kisses all over your face.

While you were receiving all of Asmos generous affection, you glanced over to Belphie. Seeing him with a questioning look, you began to doubt yourself. “Of course, if you don't want to, you're completely free to step out! No ‘friends’ will touch you outside the pool’s border, and if you want to stop in the middle of things, yelling ‘STOP’ will force-quit all activities.” Your reassuring words seem to calm down Belphie, now nodding with a confident smile on his face. “I think I'm good like this, actually. It's new, but exciting, I guess..”

“That's my Belphie!!” Asmo yelled, clearly proud of his younger brother. “Now babes, let's get this started shall we!” You can't remember ever seeing Asmo more ecstatic than right now, your expression surely matching his. With a snip of your fingers, they can feel the tentacles getting a bit more hands on, slowly and sensually moving up their arms.

“Oh yeah, forgot to tell you guys, these tentacles wont work on me, me being human and all. Oh well” you shrug, stepping back and settling down to enjoy the show. “Oh you bastard!!” Belphie says, before grunting, the tentacle apparently having reached his nipples.

Asmo already has a couple on him, the tentacles no doubt attracted to his raging pheromones. One tentacle was groping his behind, with two different ones playing with his nipples while another approached his face. It was to no surprise that Asmo wasn't wearing his pants anymore, which were probably already gone before the ‘friends’ showed up anyway.

Belphie has apparently also met his second tentacle now, earning a loud gasp from him. One had slithered through his shorts, and began prodding at his hole. The slimy texture and them already being underwater, made it no challenge for the tentacle to enter Belphie, earning a loud, slow moan from him. His eyes were hidden behind his lids, no doubt hiding his raging desire.

While Belphie was already getting started, Asmo was still experiencing the foreplay. A grunt was heard from him, but not from pleasure. While pouting, he says “Hey, darling. Why the FUCK is Belphie getting the good stuff while I’m still getting soft touches. That just isn't fair!! Do something about it.” God, was he adorable when angry and turned on.

Rolling your eyes, you respond to him “well, darling , I don't controle these things, now do I?” A sinister smile creeped upon your face. “I suppose you should just shut up , and be patient, now why don't you?” Whatever was controlling these things, clearly understood your plan, and the tentacle cradling Asmos face began to move more aggressively. Asmo managed to get out a “Now that's more like mhp–” before the tentacle entered his mouth, not even caring about Asmo and going straight down.

Over on your left, Belphie was also still having a good time. No tentacle had reached his face yet, allowing you to hear all of his pretty noises. Plenty of other tentacles had gotten to him however, holding him up just above the water surface, in all his, now naked and slimy, glory. A couple tentacles had bound his arms together, and some others kept his legs spread nicely, displaying a beautiful sight. Between those beautiful, soft thighs of his were two tentacles playing with him. One thick one enters his hole, pulsing and moving within his tight walls, and a more slender one slowly wraps itself around his dick, moving up and down while simultaneously playing with his head. A couple beads of precum had already spilled, causing the already slimy tentacle to move even smoother and quicker.

With everything that Belphie had going on downstairs, his chest was also getting plenty of attention. Two separate tentacles with some sort of suction cup had attached themselves onto Belphies nipples, stimulating him to near the point of lactation. They must've been playing with his nipples for some time, because Belphies breathing had become rapid, and tiny beads had already started to form on his buds. Suddenly, a loud moan erupted from his mouth, and the sucking cups removed themselves, being replaced with others to keep the stimulation going. Belphegor’s moaning continued, a slow stream of milk coating his stomach and chest, while he’s also trying to chase his high by thrusting his hips up. The tentacles kept him bound however, leaving him to shudder through the continuing stimulation.

While it was hard to revert your eyes from the beautiful Belphegor, entirely blessed out, Asmo was making tons of noises that deserved your attention as well. On your right, Asmo was being held up by a giant tentacle, while having both his holes deliciously filled. Even though his mouth was stuffed, he couldn't help but moan and grunt from the situation he’s in. Aside from both tentacles pounding into his holes, he also had plenty of tentacles roaming his body, feeling up every square inch of space, yet leaving his cock untouched. Asmo must like being treated like the whore he is, left to serve only for others pleasure, because slow beads of precum were making their way down his cock, which has never felt this good, yet completely untouched. You make sure to remember this and bring it up for some later ‘fun times’, but now the current Asmo needed your attention, with his eyes basically begging you to keep looking at him.

Like the tentacles could also feel your eyes upon them, they began to pound harder and harder, causing tiny tears of pleasure to appear in Asmos eyes. The tentacles penetrating Asmo were working together, one entering as the other retreated, leaving Asmo with constant stimulation. Ever since you started looking at the beautiful fifth born, you noticed a definite increase of precum leaking out. Just when Asmo thought it couldn't get any better, both tentacles entering him started a synchronised pulsation, pulling him over the edge. Beautiful thick ropes spurted out of him, and his noises grew even louder, yet still being stifled by the tentacle.

Glancing over to Belphegor, you could tell from the added liquids on his stomach that he had another orgasm. You were disappointed you had missed it, but were well aware that this would continue for some time more, and were determined to not miss one again, from neither Asmo nor Belphie. This would be a fun couple hours.

#idk this was the first fic i wrote and its definitely not the best but i cant really be bothered to edit it again =w=b whoops #obey me belphegor #obey me asmodeus #obey me smut #obey me x reader #(shhh it doesnt matter that youre only watching thats part of the fun)#obey me x male reader #(reader can be female but this is written with male intentions)#obey me #sillyposting #my work #=w=b #=w=bb #i have nothing more to day #=w=bbb

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kittymama01 · 3 months

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Hazbin Hotel talk~ 🍎 Spoilers up ahead if you haven't seen or finished the show.

I've posted a comment on a YT video about this situation going on in Charlie's household. Figured I'd post it here. And undoubtedly someone else already talked about this.

So... What exactly was Charlie's childhood? With her parents? For a while, we all thought that Lucifer was going to be a major dickhead. No faith in his daughter, verbally and psychology abusive. Yeah, turns out, that isn't the case at all. Lucifer is a total sweetheart who's going through depression and absolutely LOVES his daughter. So... Why wasn't he and Charlie close? Because after seeing Lucifer, it's clear who Charlie takes after.

Lilith. Yeah, I really think it's Lilith, guys.

To be clear, I'm not defending Lucifer on things he's said to Charlie. He was scared for his baby because of what Heaven is capable of and was just trying to protect her. He just didn't do it right. He never tried talking to her about it, until now. That is on him. But, at least we see that he was never abusive to her, physically, verbally, or psychology. Just... Dumb. And stubborn. And socially awkward. And having a very sour view on Hell thanks to Heaven. That might also be another reason he was scared for her, because of what Sinners and Overlords are capable of.

But, now, what about Lilith? Charlie is close with her. But, is Lilith? Apparently not close enough because it sounds like she made a deal to ditch Hell and go to Heaven. Now that we know that Lucifer and Lilith split, might hint that their relationship wasn't actually great. Because of what the Apple did, it sent both her and Lucifer to Hell. Maybe she held resentment towards him. I know they said she thrived in Hell, but... Fuck, who knows now? Because that bitch said "bye~".

I think Lilith kept Charlie away from Lucifer. During "More Than Anything" we see a flashback with little Charlie and Lucifer. She goes to see her dad and, you know, with the idea of Lucifer-isn't-a-great-father you'd think he'd shut her out of his workspace. He didn't though, he welcomed her into his room and even showed her something beautiful he was working on. It was Lilith that walked in and took Charlie away from the room. We don't even get to see her face which is ominous.

Maybe she kept Charlie away because she wanted to make sure she didn't turn out like her dad? A dreamer, doing crazy shit, trying to change things? Well, that failed.

There's also the situation of Lucifer not contacting Charlie much after Lilith left. I've seen people say: "Well, why didn't he try talking to her after his wife left"? Maybe he thought Charlie was in better hands with Lilith. He saw how much Charlie trusted her mom and, with his depression, he probably figured Charlie was doing okay without him.

Welp... Turns out, no. Lilith said bye and went to Heaven. And didn't contact Charlie for SEVEN FUCKING YEARS! She left Lucifer alone AND Charlie alone. I really think she manipulated the both of them.

I know we're all hoping this isn't true but as Lute said to Lilith "If you want to stay here then you're going to go deal with that bitch".

... I really think Lilith is the culprit here in Lucifer and Charlie's relationship. She fucked up. I think she seriously got in their heads somehow, making them distant.

Guess we'll wait and see.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel lilith

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kaylinasher · 1 year

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Love is not romance and flowers. Love is not always butterflies and longing looks. Love is action, sacrifice, and hard work. It is sometimes brutal, bloody, and violent. It will drive a person to do unspeakable things to protect another. If Valentine's Day is about love, true love, then this is the perfect story for today.

TW = VIOLENCE, MENTION OF TORTURE, BLOOD, DAMIEN IS STILL A DICKHEAD...K?

While Damien had taken precautions with Asher, those with Kaylin had been far more lax. He had imagined her nothing more than a weak and spoiled Princess like her mother. That is where his grave miscalculation came. His own Generals and Asher had trained her to fight, use weapons, and in magic. So it was before dawn when she roused from the unconsciousness her father's boot kick had relegated her to.

Her body ached, her head thumped, the world around her felt unstable, but she was unguarded and alive. The last two were the most dangerous for both Damien and anyone between her and Asher, because there was one more thing Damien didn't know: his own father had known that one day he would turn on his daughter, and he'd made provisions. Provisions that would change the course of everything

Sunlight is too much for you to bear

It's high time you came up for air

Don't hide a single thing

Behind your perfect skin

Don't keep your secrets in a prayer

As soon as her head cleared enough that raising it from the stone floor did not make the world spin and bring forth a new wave of nausea, Kaylin crawled over to the massive wardrobe that was opposite her bed. Laying flat on the floor again, she stuck her hand underneath and pulled out a silk bag that made a slight jingle. Inside were two black cuff bracelets and a golden chain with what appeared to be a carved obsidian pendant. They were gifts from her grandfather, Lucifer. She'd been told to hide them and if her father ever became a threat, use them. She had no idea what they would do, but Lucifer was the person she trusted right after Asher.

As soon as she slipped them on , the nausea abated and the vertigo ceased. She could feel her healing speed increasing. Maybe her great-grandfather Div had a hand in the creation of the pieces as well. Soon she'd be able to ask them herself, but she had other matters to attend to first.

Sitting up, she pulled open the large doors to the wardrobe as quietly as she could. Her strength WAS returning; but she wasn’t ready to try out her ability to fight just yet, and certainly not naked. First thing to do was clothing, and she knew just what she wanted. At the bottom of the wardrobe, hidden behind all of the garments appropriate for royalty was a set of black utility pants, a black long sleeve top, her thick socks, and her boots. It seemed the perfect outfit for the occasion, and her father HAD always preached being appropriately dressed at all times.

There is nothing you can say or do

I won't cut you loose, no

So break the silence

We know that we can brave it all

Whatever enchantment her grandfather, and possibly great-grandfather, had placed upon the jewelry seemed to be increasing in its speed of healing. By the time she had retrieved all of her clothing, she was able to stand up to put it on. No unsteadiness remained at all. That fact had a malevolent smirk forming on her lips as she walked to her bed and began to reach under the mattress to pull out a few weapons that Asher had gifted her. He could not have known she would one day use them to save him. Since she was sure Div wasn't going to be on her father’s side, nor Lucifer, nor her cousins, that meant everyone between her and Asher were now well and truly fucked.

When she started to head out of her room, dawn was just breaking. Soon she knew Asher’s execution would take place. Her father had ordered him to the dungeon so she traced to a small storage room at the bottom of the stairs that led there. For several minutes she stood still and silent listening to everything that was transpiring outside.

Her father’s voice could be heard giving orders. There were at least two others with him, but she couldn't hear Asher. Tears pricked at her eyes but rage burned in her heart as she believed she was too late. It had taken her too long, and she had failed him. But she would give payback.

If you're hoping we'll be home

Don't be afraid to ask for help

It won't make me love you any less

Don't hide behind me

You're strong enough to face the fall

It won't make me love you any less

As soon as she was sure her father had gone up the stairs into the main part of the castle, Kaylin exited her hiding place with the stealth of a trained assassin. She crossed the short distance to the guard at the bottom of the stairs. Not a sound was heard to give him warning before she struck, the blade on her dagger so sharp that when she slit his throat she nearly decapitated him. Black blood coated the opposite wall and the bottom two stairs.

There hadn't been the sound of anything been dragged when she heard her father pass the room she'd been hiding in, so she hoped that he'd left Asher’s body in whatever cell he'd been held in. At least she could take him to the Palace and see if Abriella could do SOMETHING. She'd beg, even trade her own life.

Just as stealthily as she'd snuck up on the first guard, Kaylin moved down the hallway that led to the cells. Keeping to the balls of her feet, she was soundless. As she came to the last corner, he was relieved to see there was only one guard. Asher had to be dead, her father would never leave only one guard with him. The guard would just become a snack.

No shame, no hurt, nothing to lose

My love my heart don't need to prove

And there's nothing you can say or do

There's no one that can change my mind

It's not a weakness, we all have our crosses to bear

Even though once more Kaylin was absolutely silent, the guard caught movement out of the corner of his eye and turned to face her. "Well, what do we have here? Daddy just went to get you, little girl. Come down early to have some pre-festivity fun?" He leered at her and she felt nauseous. She kept her dagger behind her back, she was going to enjoy his death.

"You could say that." Kaylin’s voice was smooth as silk. Years of faking obligations for her father had ensured she had no problem acting a part. "Do you really think you're man enough to entertain me?" She wasn't even having to work to fall into seduction mode, it was easier than it had been with the Duke. "I can be very particular in how I like to be pleased."

The guard sauntered over towards her, leaving his weapon on the small table next to where he'd been standing. It was clear that he found her no threat. She did so love to be underestimated. The saccharine sweet smile remained on her face until the very last second, giving no indication of her plans. Then she struck without warning.

This time she was facing her opponent and while her movements were to fast for him to stop, she did end up covered in a significant amount of blood when she effortlessly slit his throat then flipped her grip on the dagger to drive it into his temple til the blade tip exited on the other side of his skull. When she withdrew her blade, he fell to the floor, dead.

"Enjoy Caligo, bastard." She spat on him.

If you're hoping we'll be home

Don't be afraid to ask for help

It won't make me love you any less

Don't hide behind me

You're strong enough to face the fall

Woah, it won't make me love you any less

Kaylin closed her eyes and steeled her heart to go into the "traitors cell" where her father always conducted his torture. She knew what she would find, her heart breaking and her resolve threatening to crumble. But she couldn't leave his body there, she would not give Damien that satisfaction. She would take it with her to the Palace and beg for her cousins to let her bury him there in the Field of Warriors if Abriella would not use her powers of necromancy.

Then she heard the sweetest sound she'd ever heard in her life. Her name. Just a whisper. The faintest whisper. But HIS whisper and that was all that mattered.

Time to call me from the cold

Time to let the truth be told

It won't make me love you any less

After digging through the guards pockets for the keys, she was in the cell in a flash. The sight of yellow blood splattered on everywhere had her desire for vengeance rising with each beat of her heart. Asher’s head was hanging, his hair saturated with his blood, and a pool of it surrounding his feet; but as she drew close to him she could see his chest moving still. Thank The Source that he was alive and she hD not imagined that whisper! Placing her hands gently on the sides of his face, she raised his head and looked into his eyes, tears brimming in hers and found her breath stolen by all she saw. The normal spark that she saw in them was dimmed and fading, but the fight was still in them. She had to get him out of the cell so that he could heal and so that she could get them to the Palace for help.

“Hold on, Ash. Please.” She pleaded, then added what she had been unable to tell him earlier due to them being interrupted. “I love you too.” A soft kiss on his lips he, then she gently released his head down. Kneeling, her fingers slipped in his blood a few times but she was finally able to undo the shackles holding his feet. She knew they didn’t have long before someone found out that she wasn’t in her room and came looking for her, so she was trying to hurry, but the amount of blood in the cell was a hamper. No doubt that they would know that she was down with Asher. They’d have to know she would never leave without him.

Once his feet were free she stood, letting him lean against her to take the weight off of his already ravaged wrists. His yellow blood coated his forearms, and even partially his upper arms as well, making then slick also. As fast as she could, she found the key on the ring that released the manacles that held his wrists. When his full weight fell on her, he knees buckled at first, but she was too stubborn to fail now. Locking her legs, she slid her arms under his shoulders, “come on, Ash, you’ve got to help me. We’ve just got to make it to the door. I'll get us home.”

Closing her eyes and summoning every ounce of strength she had in her aching and still bruised body, she started backing towards the door. Her hands on his back could feel that it had been completely ravaged by her fathers sadistic brutality; of the two of them, he was the worse off by far Kaylin was determined that even if she died when they landed in the Palace, she was going to get him out of here and make sure he was safe. This was her fault, all her fault. He had paid for her wanting him in human form in her father's castle.

With each step that Kaylin took, Asher tried to as well. He knew his weight on her was slowing them down, but the damage that Damien had done was not healing because of the iron that had been on him and encased the room was slowing his healing. He couldn’t let her die in this cell for trying to save him, he’d already failed up in her room by letting them get the upper hand on him and not defending her better. He should have taken her from this place when she admitted that their feelings were mutual. If he'd just protected her they wouldn't be in this position. Instead, he failed her.

If you're hoping we'll be home

Don't be afraid to ask for help

It won't make me love you any less

Don't hide behind me

You're strong enough to face the fall

Woah, it won't make me love you any less

They were only a few feet from the door when Kaylin heard her father’s voice bellowing down the stairs from the floor above to search the whole castle for her. She didn’t hear his boots coming down yet, but that didn’t mean that he wouldn’t be at any moment. One foot out of the cell, that was all she needed. One foot out and she could get her fire magic to work and trace to the Palace, anywhere in the Palace. “Okay, dragon, now would be a good time to shift into your tiny form, or help a little more. You’re kind of heavy and we’re about to have guests, handsome.” She kissed his cheek because she was about to cause him more pain and she hated it, but there was no way around it. They HAD to get the fuck out of that cell. "I'm so sorry…"

Asher was about to give a sarcastic retort back to Kaylin’s comment when she locked her hands across his ravaged back and yanked, throwing all of her weight backwards and pulling. He knew WHY she was doing it, but that did not mean the white hot, blinding pain that shot through his entire being, almost making him lose control over all function, was any more bearable. What it did do, however, was to cause him to jerk one foot up as his body tried to free itself from whatever was causing the further torment that his nerves were being subjected to. When that foot came down it was forward of his body. Focusing every single ounce of strength that remained within him, he pushed against the floor with that foot with a roar. He could feel when they cleared the threshold, then they were engulfed in flames.

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