#OH i gave her new eyebrows too omg

[lemmetreatya]

content: black coded reader, soft ony omg, cunnilingus, blowjob

nerd!onyankopon who doesnt get into too much trouble and sticks to himself during most of uni

nerd!onyankopon whos so good to you — always cheering you on with your hobbies and making you feel secure within your relationship. he didnt entertain other girls and even when they did have the audacity to try it with him, he knew how to stay faithful.

“look sweetheart, im flattered you’d try move to me but imma tell you two reasons why im turning you down.”

the blonde girl gave nerd!onyankopon a quizzical look, her eyebrows raising at the sheer distraught of a man denying her.

“reason two, my beautiful wife of a girlfriend over there wouldn’t like that.” hed say as he pointed to you. “but reason number one, is because i wouldn’t like that and neither want to do wrong by her a day in my life. now do us both a favour and keep it pushing.”

nerd!onyankopon who knew he was smart but didnt allow his intelligence to undermine how you felt in the relationship. if you said the stars were made yesterday then nerd!onyankopon would agree and fight anyone who disagreed.

nerd!onyankopon who was superb at time-keeping but when it came to spending time with you, would rather throw time away just so he could be in your presence undisturbed.

“shawty, imma be real with you right now” nerd!onyankopon flops his head onto the warmness of your plush thighs, his throat making a whiney noise along with it. “i really dont wanna study for this final.”

you can only but laugh at his uncompliance, your hand automatically lifting to pat at his head.

“come on, pa. you know this shits important.” you try.

“yeah but i have no incentive to do it.”

with a raised eyebrow, you give your pouting boyfriend a look.

“you want an incentive? oh okay, ill give you an incentive.” you giggle as you lean down to whisper something* into his ear.

all of a sudden, nerd!onyankopon is shooting upwards to look at you, his eyes wide and his smile addictive.

“for real?!” he beams.

“for real for real!”

nerd!onyankopon doesnt waste time in scrambling to go sit at his desk and start revising, suddenly excited for what you had in store for him.

*(you promised him you’d play 2K with him)

nerd!onyankopon who was nervous to approach the topic of sex with you because he didn’t want to make you feel pressured into anything or make you feel like he just wanted you for your body.

nerd!onyankopon was adamant that he sat down and had an open conversation with you about how to approach your sex life — and you did — but it turns out you both had the same concerns and were pretty much on the same page

nerd!onyankopon who waited a few weeks before trying anything.

nerd!onyankopon who somehow ended up between your legs whilst you were watching a random movie. his mouth understanding against your cunt as he made out with your lower lips. how hed occasionally glance up at you or squeeze your hand to make sure you were okay, loving the small pretty sounds you made whenever he’d sensually suckle on your clit.

how he’d say “you dont have to return anything” once you’d come down from your high. “i just wanted to make you feel good” but you’re adamant you always want to make him feel the way he made you.

youve never heard nerd!onyankopon make these sort of noises before — the experience is so new to you both — but you love how short his breaths are when you suck at the head of his dick and then engulf your mouth over the rest of him.

how nerd!onyankopon cant help but give you praises of “you’re so good at this, mama” or “just like that, jusssst like that, princess”.

even when hes about to cum, nerd!onyankopon is still so patient with you. “im g-gonna…baby, take your…let go, im gonna cum.” you unclamp your mouth from his cock, eyes doey as you look up at him, but not all before he lets out a guttural moan and spurts his load over your cheeks and top lip.

“oh my god, im so sorry.” hed try to issue an apology, thinking youd be put off by where he landed but you only shake your head.

“don’t worry. its fine. i just wanted to make you feel good” you echo and nerd!onyankopon has to stop himself from falling more in love

for: @neptunes1nterweb

#onyankopon smut #onyankopon aot #onyankopon x reader #onyankopon x black reader #onyankopon #attack on titan #aot #aot x black reader smut #aot x black reader #aot x reader smut #aot x reader

[sebscore]

okay, but can we have a driver!reader flirting with all of the wags and sweeping them off their feet and making all of the drivers do better cuz, well driver!reader is now the standard

BREAK UP WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND, I’M BORED

pairings: lando norris x driver!reader / luisinha barosa oliveira x driver!reader / alex albon x driver!reader / muni lily he x driver!reader

warnings: swearing. mention of being virgin. shameless flirting. return of the rumplestiltskin.

author’s note: my bestie coming through with the requests!! 🤗 I had so much fun writing this, like omg ! I hope everyone likes and let me know what you think of it!

masterlist

• • • • • • •

“Hi, there.” Y/N greeted the young woman as she entered the club bathroom.

The stranger glanced up in the mirror, surprised at the sudden greeting. “Oh, hi.” She smiled and went back to reapplying her make-up.

Y/N walked up to the sink next to her, grabbing some soap and washing her sticky hands from the alcohol that Charles had spilled on them. “I’ve never seen you here before, are you new in the city?”

The brunette carefully pulled her mascara wand away from her eyes, shyly looking at Y/N. “Uh, no, I’m just visiting for a few days.” The woman had a slight Portuguese accent to her English.

“Oh, cool,” she grinned in response, “I’m Y/N, btw.” The athlete introduced herself, confidently sticking out her freshly washed hand.

The, what she assumed, Portuguese beauty chuckled, but put her mascara wand down and shook her hand. “I’m Luisa.”

Luisa. The name sounded familiar for some reason, but she couldn’t place it and she also couldn’t recognize the woman from anywhere.

“Beautiful name,” Y/N smiled, wanting to make her at ease, “are you from Portugal, by any chance?” She leaned against the counter.

Luisa excitedly nodded her head. “Yeah, how’d you know?”

“I could tell by your accent.” She answered, softly laughing.

At her response, Luisa looked down in embarrassment. “Oh, no,” she put her hands over her face, “it’s really bad, I’m sorry.”

“No, don’t apologize! It’s sexy.” Y/N tried to make her feel better by some old-fashioned flirting.

She could see the red blush through Luisa’s small layer of foundation. “Thank you.” She put a lost stray of hair behind her ear.

“You’re welcome,” Y/N smirked, liking where this was going, “so, what do you do? You have a job? You study?”

“I’m a fashion model.” The brunette started putting her make-up back in her small pouch.

As soon as Luisa wasn’t looking at the driver, Y/N swiftly checked the woman out. “I should’ve known.” She continued flirting. “I’m a race car driver.” Y/N told her, her eyes back to Luisa’s face.

Her newfound friend nervously chuckled. “Yeah, I know.”

Her eyes widened. “Oh shit, you know me? That’s cool.” She tilted her head to the side.

“Of course I know you, you’re a really good driver.” Luisa complimented her, her ears turning red now as well.

The effect Y/N had on the woman gave her a confidence boost. “Well, thank you,” the smirk on her face wasn’t leaving any time soon, “do I know you from somewhere? I recognize your name, but I can’t seem to place it.”

Luisa nodded her head, immediately understanding where Y/N might have heard her name. “Yeah, you, uh, race against my boyfriend.”

Her eyebrows furrowed at the answer. “I race against your boyfriend? Oh my god, who?” Y/N couldn’t understand how someone as beautiful as Luisa would be the girlfriend of one of her colleagues.

“Lando.”

“Lando? Lando Rumplestiltskin Norris?” The shock that went through her body was indescribable, she just did not understand how.

Luisa burst out in laughter at the nickname, recalling her boyfriend saying something about it. “Yes, that one.”

“Are you joking? Oh my god! Yes, you are Luisa!” The memory of when she eavesdropped on Lando and Carlos at one of the drivers briefing earlier that year coming back to her.

It didn’t take too long after that for Y/N to drag the poor woman out of the bathroom in search of the McLaren driver. “Norris!”

Lando turned around upon the sound of his name being called. He was surprised to see his friend holding hands with girlfriend. “Y/N!” He hadn’t seen her since the last race weekend.

“When were you gonna introduce me to this beauty?” Her and Lando had been friends since their early karting days, so she was a bit disappointed that he hadn’t mentioned his girlfriend to her.

Lando pulled Luisa to him, separating the women’s intertwined hands. “We haven’t been together for that long,” he explained, “I was gonna introduce you two at the next GP.”

“I’m very happy for you.” Y/N smiled at Lando, who seemed to appreciate her genuine tone. “Thanks, Y/N.”

She glanced at Luisa. “He’s been a virgin for 22 years, so I’m actually really relieved to see you.” Y/N told her, resulting in a laughing Luisa and an eye-rolling Lando.

“I’ll leave you two, but if you’re getting sick of him,” the female driver pulled her business car out of her small purse, “you can always give me a call.” She handed it over to the Portuguese woman with a wink, whose cheeks burned up again.

Lando gave her a light push. “Okay, bye now!”

“Oh, it’s the love of my life, the apple of my eye, the reason I wake up every day, the-“

“The girlfriend of Alex.”

“Whatever, Albono! Boyfriends are temporary anyway.” Y/N brushed Alex’s interruption off and hugged Lily upon their arrival at the paddock.

“How are you doing, my love?” Lily asked her, swaying the athlete from side-to-side in her arms.

Y/N laughed at Alex’s annoyance, the man crossing his arms. “I’m very good now that you’re here, darling.”

“I’m here as well, you know?” The Thai-British driver announced himself again, feigning offense at his friend’s lack of greeting towards him.

Y/N simply patted his arm. “Good morning, baby!” She teased him, referencing that one time Alex accidentally showed his text to Lily in an interview.

“Oh my god, you’re never gonna believe what happened!” Y/N spoke up, intriguing the couple as they took a step closer to her.

“Like two weeks ago? I was at a club with Charles and Charlotte, and I went to the bathroom and there was this pretty girl fixing her make-up, so I started flirting with her, you know?” She explained, matter-of-factly.

“And she was blushing and shit, so I was getting pretty confident and I introduced myself and she knew who I was!” Y/N gasped, getting Lily and Alex very immersed in her story.

“And she seemed familiar as well, I just couldn’t place her, you know? And suddenly she says that I race against her boyfriend!”

Lily gasped now as well, shocked at the turn of events. “OMG! Who?”

“Lando ‘No Pubes’ Norris.” Y/N answered through gritted teeth.

The couple widened their eyes, their hands covering their mouths as their jaws dropped. “No way! You were flirting with Lando’s girlfriend? Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!” Alex cackled, holding onto Lily for support.

Y/N slapped his shoulder. “Hey! I didn’t know she was his girlfriend and she seemed to be liking it.” She defended herself.

“What did you do when you found out?” Lily asked her, trying her hardest not to start cackling like her boyfriend.

Y/N grinned at the question. “Well, I did what any sane person would do,” she started off, “I gave her my business card.”

This time, Lily couldn’t hold herself in and dissolved in laughter and the couple hilariously tried to hold on to each other.

“Why do you still use those cards? You’ve had them for years.” Alex commented, finding it funny that the woman still gave out cards.

“To give to pretty women, Albono.” At the mention of pretty women, Y/N winked at Lily.

As soon as he noticed, Alex jokingly put his arm between the two of them. “Stop stealing our girlfriends!” He exclaimed.

Y/N made an advance to leave, figuring she should get herself ready for the race with her team. “NEVER!” She yelled over her shoulder.

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@fxllfaiiry

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[writtingsomestuff]

imagine for musiala where you work as a physio for bayern, and jamal has a crush on her and all the guys tease him about it

🩷🩷 love you

OMG you're so sweet!!!! 🩷 love you too! I'm very sorry for being late. I've been busy this past month with my job and college.

More than just a crush - Jamal Musiala

Jamal Musiala x fem!reader Warnings: none ig

Jamal was not very expressive with his emotions, he was rather shy and introverted. He was not very communicative about his feelings or thoughts, but these last few days his teammates, and even his coach, observed how often he visited the physio. The new physio, who was the new intern at Bayern Munich. This was one of the greatest opportunities that were ever offered to her; it is true that it made her feel insecure at the beginning as she was going to directly treat professional football players, and that scared her, but after she met them and saw how close they made her feel, she started to feel more comfortable.

Jamal shyly knocked at her door, “come in” he heard her beautiful voice and he blushed. Jamal cursed himself as he did not want her to notice how red he was.

“Hi” he said quietly, and made his way into the room

“Jamal?” She gave him a small smile as she approached the bed where he was going to sit soon, “What happened this time?” She asked with her eyebrow raised, trying not to laugh as she knew that nothing happened to him

“My left foot” Jamal simply said as he pointed at his right foot

“Right or left?” She asked again

Jamal quickly changed his hand to indicate his left as he heavily blushed, even more, “Left, left”

“Alright, I think a soft message will do – you can sit down” She said as she observed the player sitting down on the massage table “How did you get hurt this time?” The same question was asked every time he entered the room, however, their conversations progressed. No one could deny the attraction between both of them, not even them. The players, the whole staff and even the coach could sense it; it was so obvious.

“Müller stepped on my foot,” He said as he started to undo his shoes. She knew he was lying, little did he know that she watched the training and nothing like that happened. She started to watch them after Jamal caught her attention only three days after starting to work. “I tried to wait a bit but still hurts”

“Oh, really?” She asked with a small smirk that intimidated the footballer, he was ready to lay down but remained sat. She crossed her arms and approached him, Jamal felt his stomach drop and his knees tremble; she was too close. He could see her deep (y/c) eyes, her soft skin he wished he could caress, her cute nose and her unique lips. He closed his eyes and let her famous perfume dominate him. She took all her courage together and for the first time in her life, she shoot her shot. “And, when did that happen?” She whispered as she got closer to the man in front of her, “during the small match, or the running session at the beginning?” Jamal looked at her surprised, she watched the training session.

“No… I mean…” He started to say, but nothing came out. “Is just that-” He tried again but nothing, she raised her eyebrows still waiting for a valid excuse. She held her smirk until the situation in front of her caused her to laugh; all that false confidence soon left her body.

Jamal was confused and embarrassed, he could not understand if she was laughing at him or at the situation. 

“I am joking Jamal, I just find funny the excuses you come with to come here” She told him with her normal tone, “You could have just asked, you know?”

“Yeah… I just did not want to bother you.” He said shyly, “I like you a lot. You are so nice and kind with everyone, you are so soft, and also incredibly beautiful. You make me feel nervous when you are around and I feel like I am not worthy of asking you for even a date -” He was interrupted by a pair of soft lips on him, Jamal was in shock but soon continued with the kiss

“A date tonight?” She asked once they separated, and he nodded. “At 9pm it is” She smiled softly. Jamal kissed her cheek softly before he said goodbye and left the room. Without his shoes.

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[strongsassysexysloane]

Wildfire that is Emily Prentiss

Sum: Your fingers can tame even the powerful force that is Emily Prentiss and Garcia knows that. It may be her saving grace, today.

. . . .

An internal message popped up on your computer screen

‘I’ve blown it.’

You laughed, Garcia was so dramatic. ‘What happened?’

‘I gave EP a migraine.’

That was easy to do these days you thought. ‘Doubt you actually gave her one but if so, you wouldn’t be the first.’

‘Not helping.’

You laughed. ‘Am I supposed to be?’

It took a minute, you were in between meetings and didn’t have anything better to do so you waited. Sipping on your coffee with an amused grin.

‘Go use your magic fingers and make her feel better.’

You choked on your coffee before there was a knock at the door. “Co-me – in.” Coughing between syllable’s.

Emily strode into your office, frazzled but it quickly turned to concern at the sound of you choking.

“Hun, you ok?”

You smiled, the coughing subsiding. “Fine.” You laughed and got a quirked eyebrow in return. Another beep alerted you of a new message.

‘OMG NOT THAT WAY.’

You hadn’t replied and she had time to think about what she’d written. You couldn’t help but laugh which made Emily walk around to see what you were laughing at.

“Hey!” She whined, reading the conversation. Her hand came to your keyboard and you swatted it away. “Hey hey!”

“Hey yourself! Don’t be mean to Garcia. She’s worried.”

She sighed, leaning her hip on your desk. “She should be.”

��Sure sure G, I’m sure I can think of something. G2G.’ You quickly hit send and muted the chat. Emily was quieter than usual, maybe Garcia had blown it more than you thought.

You looked up at your girlfriend and couldn’t help but smile. She was looking at a picture behind your desk so you could admire her for a second longer before you hopped up and cupped her face in your hands. “Hey.” She leant into your touch before you brought your lips to hers for a soft, caring kiss.

Her hands found your waist and tugged you closer. A soft moan escaped her lips when you pulled away too soon for her liking. “Can you do that thing with your fingers.”

You smirked and she rolled her eyes.

“Remember when you gave me that head massage when I had a migraine last month. That helped.”

“So did the other thing I did with my fingers, if I recall.” You laughed and she pinched your side. “You got five minutes?”

She hummed and nodded, so you grabbed her hand and pulled her towards your couch. She watched as you sat down and waited for directions.

“Rest your head in my lap, get comfy.”

“Yes boss.” It took a moment, she removed her shoes and got situated. “Are you-“

You were too busy admiring her, she’d relaxed tenfold since being in your office and you couldn’t help but feel comforted by it. “Ok bossy pants. Try to relax.” She scrunched her nose at your nickname but you soothed your fingers over her face, ghosting over the wrinkles and flattening them out, watching the stress leave her features. Then you moved your thumbs to either side of her temple and began gently rubbing in a circular motion. She hummed at the pressure and relaxed further into the couch.

You kept the motion and pressure up, watching her relax under your touch made your insides mush.

“You do have magic fingers.” Her smirk spread and you couldn’t help but laugh.

"You know I do." She moaned again under your touch when it hit a good spot. “Dont fire her.”

Emily opened her eyes and looked up at you. “Not today.”

“Guess that’s all I can ask for.”

She hummed, her hand coming up to squeeze yours before she began to sit up. “Thank you.”

“Anything to smoulder the wildfire that is Emily Prentiss.” You grinned, waiting for her reaction.

She watched your grin cover the slight trepidation in your eyes. “Oh honey, you can try and put me out but I’ll keep coming back for more.” She winked before kissing the grin off your lips.

You moaned into her, cupping her face and holding her there for just a second longer. Then her phone rang and you knew your time was up.

“That’s me.” Her lips ghosted over yours before she answered. “Prentiss.”

“I’m guessing you not being in your office is a good thing. I-“

“Hi Penelope.” You laughed and got a shove from Emily in return.

“Ahaaa!”

She got up from the couch, shaking her head at your laughter. If anything tamed her wildfire it was that sound. Seeing the life in your eyes, the joy your brought into her life, it was everything to her even if your cheekiness and rebel behaviour could get her in trouble. “Have you got something for me?”

You got a wink as a goodbye and that’s all you needed. She’d pay you back tonight anyways.

#emily prentiss wlw #emily prentiss x reader #emily prentiss

[melody22222]

Hi, can i ask for a yandere that is dating the reader best friends but is actually just to get closer to her, he always is giving her gifts and attention while his own girlfriend don't receive nothing.

Just you and me

best friend's Yandere boyfriend x Fem!reader

A/N OMG YOU HAVE NO IDEA how much I screamed when I saw your request, ofc OFC ask anything. I'm literally so happy. This is like my first time someone asking me to write for them. THANK YOU. These past days, I spent them all the hours doing research and writing just for you. Tbh, I didn't like it because the writing is kind of trash but I really hope you enjoy it. The one shot is kind of and kind of not what you asked but I really tried to make it like you asked.

Note: If some of you guys like my writings (Which I probably doubt) and want to request something, ASK PLEASE, do not hesitate. I would be so happy. I'll sit in a room for days and write just for you.

TW: Yandere/dark themes, stalking, (I literally don't know how to do these, please tell me if I'm MISSING something.)

Words: 5.1k

Just you and me (AFTERTHOUGHT)

I hope you enjoy it

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“Babe, could you go get some popcorn and drinks for us, I’ll buy the tickets.” You hear Helena say to her boyfriend. 

“Sure.” The man spoke to her in a distressed tone and looked straight at you; you looked back at him, expecting him to say something to you. “Wanna come with me, Y/n?” He asked.

You tensed up, “Oh umm,” You glanced at your best friend; she slightly raised her eyebrow, wondering why you were looking at her afraid. “Okay.” You muttered.

“Alright, let’s go.” He gave you a soft smile.

Everything seemed to be bliss when you heard your best friend got into a new relationship with this amazing guy. She told you the news when she came over to your house for a sleepover.

you were so happy for her but it was so unexpected. The whole sleepover was her talking about her new boyfriend: How charming and handsome he is, how both cocky but mysterious he is. He’s ultimately desirable.

Even during the movie you both were watching, she talks to you about how alluring his looks were, his hair, his face, his style. He automatically got obsessed with her the moment he got into the relationship with her, but that’s just what you heard from her. But you were starting to think that she was the obsessed one.

But let’s not rush things, you just thought maybe this is her first relationship with such a desirable guy; of course she’s gonna act like this, it’s normal and it’s kind of cute, at least that’s what you thought and convinced yourself of that.

You got completely curious about this guy; you wanted to meet him the first day your best friend told you about him. Even if you didn’t want to, she’ll still introduce him to you. You had no choice, but you were still excited, a little bit nervous too.

The moment you laid your eyes on him when he walked inside your house, your mind started to flash with images.

That face…

you swore to yourself that you saw him somewhere but you don’t know where. You tried asking him but he simply gave you a smile that made you even more dizzy and told you, ‘I don’t know what you are talking about, Y/n.’ You almost identified him with the first smile he gave you.

Your relationship with him went south fast. He tried to get close to you but you never seem to take much notice. 

You would always see him though, no matter where you go. Whether it was walking home, getting groceries, and every time you see your best friend, you saw her with him.

He was always there.

It started to creep you out, you thought maybe he’s stalking you or it’s just coincidences. Your thoughts creeped you out even more. He’s your best friend’s boyfriend and everything your best friend ranted about him was true. He was so loving, it’s impossible he would do something like that

Right?

Your best friend didn’t seem to care about him coming to hang out with you. Maybe it’s because of the fact she’s so blinded by his attractiveness that she doesn’t seem to notice when he went out with her and you. Even if she did, she would get excuses out of her mouth. You couldn’t remember a time where you were alone with your best friend.

You and him quickly became friends and you both seemed to get along with each other, you still felt tense and uneasy around him.

You felt something was off about him.

Whenever the three of you hang out, he would always ask your interests, even the basic questions, your favorite color, food, style. And every time you tell him something you liked, he would bring the same exact thing you told him that you liked the next day.

It was sweet at first but then it began to terrify you, he would spoil you gifts with cards as if you were his girlfriend. The cards terrify you the most,

‘You looked so pretty in that dress so here’s another one :)’ 

‘How the hell did he know I was wearing a dress today? He didn’t see me.’

He would mostly leave them at your door. You were already convinced that you were his girlfriend. You tried talking about this with your best friend, but she wouldn’t even listen. Your whole bedroom was filled with flowers and gifts; it was taking the whole space up.

Here you are again in the movies with your best friend and of course, him as well.

He starts walking towards the concession counter, and you follow beside him. “So Y/n…” He said slowly as he looked down at you again.

‘Oh boy.’ You thought.

“How are you doing?”

‘You literally just brought my favorite meal 3 hours ago to my house, how do you think I’m doing?’ You muttered under your breath.

“What was that?” He glared at you, almost hearing what you just said under your breath. 

“Oh um, nothing. I’m doing great. How are you?” You said, still in a nervous expression. He was still glaring at you. “I’m great as well, did you enjoy your food that I brought?” He smiled smugly, mostly to himself.

“Oh yeah, it was delicious. Thank you Sirius.” You said, eyeing away. 

‘He probably heard me…’

You both reached the counter. “3 popcorn to go, please. And…” Sirius says to the vendor and places his arm on the counter, leaning on it. He glances at you.

“What kind of drink do you want, Y/n?” He asked. 

“Oh no Sirius, it's oka-” 

He cuts you off. 

“Oh come on, don’t be ridiculous now.”

Your eyes widened, flustered and incredibly confused at how rough he became. “Umm, alright. I guess I’ll just go with a Mountain Dew.” You murmured quietly, scared at how his tone became serious and critical .

Sirius was always so sweet with you but sometimes his actions and tone terrify you to the point you always do what he says. Whenever you say no to something to him, his sweetness vanishes away and looks at you as you are the dumbest human being. 

You weren’t going to lie, he was smart and knows how to get what he wants, or maybe you are just scared of him.

Sirius gave you a light smile and turned his head back to the lady. “And 2 Mountain Dew and 1 Sprite, please.” He added.

“Coming right up, sir.” The vendor lady starts to prepare our popcorn and drinks.

Sirius turned his body in your direction, still leaning on the counter. He was about to say something until he looked behind you and saw his girlfriend walking behind you. He removes his arm that was laying on the counter and starts to take his wallet out from his pocket.

“Ugh, the theater has some shitty movies but this was the least shittiest to watch-” As your best friend was rambling for the millionth time. You eyed Sirius and noticed him looking at her, disgusted, like he was about to grab her neck and shout ‘Shut up!’ in her face. You always notice this but never understand why he’d always give that look to her. 

“But yay, at least we get to watch Spiderman again. Oh my beloved Miguel O’hara.” Helena says as she spins around, fantasizing about Miguel. You let out a light laugh.

You grab her arm and bring her close to you, you look up at the ceiling. “Oh Helena.” You sighed. Helena looked up at the ceiling too, “Oh, Y/n.” Then, you both looked each other in the eyes, “Miguel!” You both said at the same time. You both laughed and heard Sirius chuckling, looking at you.

You and Helena heard Sirius say jokingly, “Oh then, I’ll make sure to kill him soon enough, so you won’t get close to him.” Helena looks at him playfully, “Then I’ll make sure to kiss him quickly before he dies.” She says as she wraps her arm around his arm. 

“Right.” Sirius said in a blunt tone as he was still gazing at you. You tense up at how he always looks at you.

The lady finally gives us our popcorn and drinks. We headed to the theater room, sitting in the frontest row as the movie started.

—

This was the fifth stare that interrupted your thoughts into the movie. You moved your legs a little. A sixth time. You caught Sirius staring at you for the sixth time during the movie, and the movie is just starting. His stares were quick but full of an emotion you couldn’t pinpoint. It slightly kept you on edge, you couldn’t say anything and kept a forced smile on.

The whole movie was uncomfortable because of his stares but it was finally over. Getting out of his car, you looked back at a sleeping Helena. Helena fell asleep during the movie, you forced Sirius to carry her instead of waking her, the look on his face was so unpleasant.

“Oh, Y/n. Don’t forget your coat.”

Looking down, you noticed your coat already held in your hand. Curious as to why he’d say something that doesn’t make sense, you looked up with confusion. Before given a chance to move, Sirius brushed a lock of hair away from your cheek. You felt his fingers touch the back of your ear.

He was so close, the smell of his cologne was near nauseating. A dry and chaste kiss was planted on your cheek. The foreign and affectionate action left you shocked.

‘What the hell? What!?’

“I’ll get…Helena back to her house. Enjoy your night.”

You stood with your mouth slightly open, flabbergasted.

‘This guy… This guy is my best friend’s boyfriend. What the actual… How is this? No.’

While speaking, you noticed Sirius didn’t have a flirty or pretentious tone. As it rather, matter-of-fact. As if, when he said it, it had to be true. Whether the lack of flirtatiousness was unsettling or comforting, you didn’t know. Best case scenario this was all just a really weird dream and you’d wake up the next morning with a hangover. But the lips that once touched your warm cheek still left a lingering feeling.

Watching the car roll away, you began walking towards your house. Getting ready to sleep, you fell to the mattress, and prepared for the next day.

—

Your eyes snapped open, your heart slammed against your chest as you heard footsteps walking around your bedroom. It was pretty dark so you couldn’t see anything or the person who was in your room in the middle of the night.

You didn’t know what to do, instead, you shut your eyes. Your breathing hitched as you pulled the covers on your head. Panic began to set in as you thought many ways of escaping. But you knew you couldn’t escape. You were trapped, frozen under your blankets. So the only thing you could do was squeeze your eyes shut and pray.

‘It’s just a bad dream… It’s just a bad dream… wake up, wake up Y/n!’

It wasn’t a dream, you felt like you were going to die.

You finally caught the person who roamed inside your house when you weren’t there or at night.

These past few weeks, you noticed so many changes around your house. Whenever you come home or wake up in the morning, you notice the drawers of your clothes are open, you swore to yourself that you closed it. Pieces of clothes and jewelry and other sorts of belongings go missing, you thought a homeless person may have broken into your house.

You were on your last strike when you even noticed your razors were gone.

‘What the hell?!’

You were utterly disgusted. You had a plan instead of calling the cops, you wanted to confront this person. Maybe even help them, see why the hell they were stealing your pairs of underwear and sweaters and razors. You never told anyone about this including your best friend.

You were convinced that it was a homeless person when you also realized your groceries were missing.

That’s it.

You were done. You wanted to meet this person right now, but fear took over you as your breathing quickened its pace. You were so confident you were going to scream at this person when you saw them but you were wrong.

Soft thuds and shuffling accompanied your breathing. You pressed a hand on your mouth slowly as tears pricked up your eyes and fell down your cheeks. You were shaking, sweaty even. Panic was still pushing you to get away from whatever the hell was in your room.

You removed your covers slowly but surely and made a go for it. You opened your eyes but pitch-black darkness met your eyes. You couldn’t see the person but the movements kept going.

The smell of their strong perfume hit your nostrils.

That scent…

That fucking scent.

Your eyes widened, you recognized that cologne. You know where that cologne is from. 

You almost knew. 

Your brain couldn’t comprehend it but you know it from somewhere. You tried remembering but it only hurt your brain. At least now you know it’s a male.

You realized it wasn’t a homeless person but more of a sick bastard who probably goes to many girls' houses and steals their underwear and razors.

You wanted to puke as you heard a drawer open.

‘Is he stealing another sweater? A pair of underwear?!’

You heard the man shuffling again, you gripped the sheet tighter. He accidentally closed the drawer with a loud noise that caused you to flinch and let out a loud whimper but quickly regretted it.

‘Shit. Shit, shit, shit.’ Your thought ran a mile.

Now he definitely knew that you were awake and were easy prey. A dark chuckle filled the room and sent chills down your spine. You held back a whimper, expecting the worst to happen.

But instead, the man opened your window and jumped out of it.

Silence.

You got up quickly and went to your opened window. You examined the area to catch him but he disappeared, just like that. You walked around the room and opened the lights, brightness hitting your sensitive eyes

You opened the drawer that the man opened and saw your coat that you were wearing today was…gone.

He took your coat this time.

For a while, you sat on your bed, not moving an inch. Images kept flashing in your mind. You were still trying to process what the hell just happened. You couldn’t sleep the whole night, so you decided to stay the night watching movies, but fear never left you the whole night as you kept glancing at the window every 5 minutes.

—

It’s 5:27 PM

You were sitting in a cafe eating your flavored cake, you were thinking about last night, you are completely zoned out. You had millions of questions inside your head. You didn’t even realize someone was speaking next to you.

“Y/n-”

Your heart dropped so fast and gasped. You looked in the direction where someone called your name.

“Hey, are you alright?” You heard Sirius’s voice.

‘How did he know I’m here?’ 

“Hey. Hey Sirius, what are you doing here? ” You asked in a weary tone. Sirius looked at you from head to toe before speaking, “I saw you from the window sitting by yourself. What's wrong? Couldn’t catch any sleep last night?” Sirius said as he sat down next to you. He noticed your dark circle eyes.

You slept at 5 am in the morning out of nowhere and had to wake up at 8 am with a messy bed and tv still on. So yes, you couldn’t catch any goddamn sleep.

“Yeah. I just…” You couldn’t keep up with your words, “I’m just tired. Hey, ummm, did you hear from Helena? She isn’t answering my phone calls.” You changed the subject. 

Helena hadn't been picking your calls when you woke up. Despite calling her phone number over and over, you received no response. Even message after message, you heard nothing.

“She stayed with me actually, she’s sleeping in my house. We stayed up the night watching movies as well.” Sirius replied with an enigmatic smile. You went silent.

‘Watching movies as well? What the hell does he mean by as well?!’

You looked at him suspiciously in silence. You heard him say, “Well, Helena is gonna be staying with me today too. You should come, she says she misses you already.”

‘Oh god no. Why does it have to be his house?’

You knew you couldn't say no, so you just simply replied with, “I would love to.” You watch him stand up. 

“Good. Y/n, it was really great seeing you. I’ll be expecting you at 7 pm at my house, I’ll send the address.” And he disappears, just like that.

He wasn’t cocky as your best friend said, more mysterious for sure. There was something suspicious about him, you couldn’t catch it. But he was quite handsome and alluring FOR SURE. That still didn’t remove the suspiciousness.

—

The rest of the hours were boring, but it went fast. You stepped out of the grimy yellow vehicle and your eyes were met with a large dark-looking house.

‘Damn, this house is huge. Am I even in the right place?’

Taking a deep breath, you started walking towards the entrance.

‘Well this is natural right? I mean- This is my best friend's boyfriend's house.’

You rang the bell. After a few minutes of waiting, you started to grow impatient but you still decided to wait. An eye appeared on the viewing hole of the door, something deep hidden inside that eye.

The door causally opened, revealing a rough looking Sirius. His white shirt was unbuttoned that defined his muscles. He seemed tired-looking now and eyes with dark circles, similar to yours. But he still held a neutral expression.

“Y/n. Please, come in.”

Slowly you walked in, you looked down and saw a shade of black mixed with red on Sirius’s sleeves. With ease he rolled them up, leaving no room for your curiosity.

“Helena is showering right now, we can sit in the living room.” Sirius said. You paid no attention to Sirius's words and were mesmerized by his house. This house was gorgeous, no wonder how he could afford those gifts to you.

“Sirius…I never knew you lived in a house like this, it’s so- dark and I don’t know it’s so big and, and-” You were rambling and couldn’t find the words to describe his house because of how awe you were and smiling so brightly. You looked towards Sirius and saw him smiling at you. Your excitement died down and grew nervous instead. 

“It’s really beautiful.” You nervously added.

Sirius gave you a light nod and eyed your body. You were wearing a short dress he bought for you a couple of days ago. His gaze went up and met your eyes. He was silent and staring at you. 

‘Okay, what the hell! Please stop staring at me and just walk to the fucking living room.’

He removed his eyes from yours and walked to the living room, as if he read your mind. You followed behind him, growing even more nervous. Knowing you both will have an awkward conversation without your best friend being here.

“Ah Y/n, actually, I have decided. Since Helena is going to be taking her time. I decided you should have dinner with me. It looked to me like you weren’t really enjoying that piece of cake, you must be very hungry.” 

‘Goddamn you are right, a man is stealing my clothes in the middle of the night. I’m very hungry.’

“It’s okay, we should just wait for her. I don’t want to impose.”

Sirius wasted no time responding, merely waiting for your reply.

“No… I cannot… I cannot allow someone in my house to go hungry.”

You thought it over, thinking no harm would happen.

“Uh, alright. I guess…”

He starts walking towards the dining room, following behind him. From his side, you could see the “Yes I did it.” smirk on his face. Sirius kept looking behind him, making sure you were following him. You were still in awe and intimidated by the fancy and valuable items nearby.

Walking to the dining room, you saw a very large table, holding all types of food.

‘What the hell! Okay, this is too much. I thought it’s gonna be some take out or something. I never knew he was this rich.’

You were stunned by the royal dinner. 

“Please, make yourself at home.”

“Oh? Are you sure? Because this is a lot. Are you sure you aren’t inviting the whole neighborhood to have dinner at your house?” You joked sarcastically. You saw Sirius lower his head to the floor, looking awkward. Not knowing how to respond to your comment.

“But hey, it’s fine. Plus, Helena likes this type of stuff.”

She does.

“Yes, exactly.”

You sat on the wooden chair, looking at the options that were sitting on the table. It was a lot. Nobody really lives with him so what’s up with all this? You took a small portion of food and placed it on your plate. The glass of drink was already prepared, sitting in front of you. So you took a sip.

The room was filled with silent awkwardness, you both didn’t know what to say. Sirius didn’t seem interested in eating but rather eyed carefully at you when you took another sip of your drink.

You both were eating quietly until Sirius grabbed another portion of food, bending over a little close to you on the table. You smell his expensive cologne.

It only took a few minutes when you finished your drink, it held such a strong taste.

Until it hit you.

That cologne…It was the same cologne the man was wearing from last night.

You dropped your spoon and it hit the floor as your eyes widened. Sirius looked at your glass then at you.

“Are you alright?” Sirius asked.

“I need…I need to go home..” You stood up.

“Y/n, You just arrived here, why don’t you stay.” He spoke more of a demand than a questioning tone. He followed your action, standing up. 

“No…I gotta..I gotta feed my pet.”

“You don’t have a pet.”

He came closer to you and stroked your face. You grabbed his hand, pushing it away. You tried to walk back only for you to stumble backwards as you began to feel dizzy.

No way…No way he was the one behind all this. That’s impossible. It can’t be…

You didn’t hold anything anymore.

“You were the one… You were the one who was in my room last night, weren’t you?” You spoke in fear. 

“I don’t know what you are talking about, Y/n. Now would you please, sit.”

“No!” You said, almost shouting.

Sirius was shocked at your tone, “Alright, that’s enough Y/n. Sit down and eat!”

“No! You are the one who stole my clothes, my stuff in the middle of the fucking night? It was you. IT WAS YOU.”

A chuckle came out of Sirius’s chest, “Oh sweetheart, but you smell so delicious and sweet. Did you really think I was going to let you go when you left the theater that night?”

That’s right. It finally hit you, you saw him in the theater one time, he offered you his popcorn and a drink that tasted quite…funny when he saw yours was finished but how could you forget?

You shook your eyes and tears started forming on your eyes. No. No, no…

You were having a bad headache. Something was in that drink. You didn’t feel nauseous like this before.

You made a break for it, even with your dizzy head. You still managed to run, you heard loud footsteps chasing you behind. You went to the left and saw a door. You didn’t have time to think and opened it quickly.

‘Oh god, helena. Help me.’

You quickly locked the door, a loud bang was hit on the door. “Open the fucking door Y/n!” Another bang. “I’m not fucking joking, I’ll break this door if I had to!” A bang. Until it was quiet. You couldn’t speak any more words, you placed your hands on your face and sobbed louder.

You turned around and immediately screamed, you saw your bestfriend. A decomposed Helena was lying on the floor. Her stomach was split open, blood shattered all over the floor and bed.

You fell down the floor and back away until you hit the wall. You couldn’t breathe anymore. This man…

This man stole your underwear, your coat, your sweaters, your razors, and your cardboard milk and he dissected your best friend. 

You wish this was all just a nightmare and you were going to wake up soon. You were basically choking on your own tears and hiccuping.

The door opened, more like, breaking down and falling on the floor with a loud thump. He broke it with a huge kick.

You stood up as Sirius quickened his pace towards you. You moved back quickly and tried opening the window. It was locked. You had no time, you felt defeated.

He grabbed your waist harshly, you screamed the loudest you can, causing Sirius’s ears to hurt. “Shu- Shut up!” He tried to cover your mouth only for you to bite his fingers hard. He groaned, letting go of you. You took the chance to run, but you didn’t get far. You slipped on the blood that was all over the floor, causing you to fall on your stomach and hit your head.

You let out a slight groan, you heard Sirius picking something up. Heavy footsteps start approaching you from behind.

‘I have- I have to run!’

You knew you were completely defeated when you felt a strong pain on your leg. You screamed out, you turned your head and saw a hatchet slammed inside your leg. Your blood was dripping down, mixing with your best friend’s blood. Your eyes widened in horror and suddenly, your body doesn’t know something called air.

You couldn’t breathe, you tried scrambling away. The hatchet came up and down upon your opposite leg, you let out another scream. You were a slobbering mess of screams and cries as the man flips you over on your back.

“I wish you hadn't seen that, love. I promise you Y/n, this is for your own good.” He pecks your cheek and strokes it.

Your weak trembling body was trapped beneath him.

“Please…” You pleaded, thinking you were going to be his next victim.

Sirius shushes you softly, “It’s okay, baby.” A kiss planted on your nose. “It’s okay.” Another kiss. “I’ll never hurt you, why would I hurt you? You are my sweetheart, my darling, my…” He moved his head slowly to your ear,

“My everything.” He whispers and plants a kiss on your ear.

Both of your faces were so close to each other as you looked him in the eyes, tears rolling down your cheeks. You placed your hands around his shoulders. Sirius looked back at you with a soft expression. He leans in and kisses your lips softly, you didn’t kiss him back but he didn’t seem to mind.

“I love you.” He whispers again in the kiss.

He pulls back and breathes heavily, his breaths hitting your face because of how close his face was. He wipes your tears away with his thumb. Your breathing hitched and looked at the ceiling, the distraction Sirius pulls goes away. You felt your legs again, full of sorrow and pain.

“Sirius…” Your tears renewed.

He caresses your leg where it’s bleeding, “I know, baby. I know. It was for your own good, it won’t happen again. You were going to run away from me, I could not bear that. I can’t let you go again, I just can’t.”

He grabs your cheek, “I love you Y/n, I love you so much. When I first saw you in that theater, I couldn’t stop thinking about you. It’s like…” He went silent.

“It’s like you put a spell on me. Your clothes, it was the only way to smell you, feel you against me. I didn’t want to do any harm but you left me no choice! Your milk, I took it so I could taste you.” His mouth was traveling across your neck. All you did was look at the ceiling, horror in your eyes.  

You couldn’t process anything, you couldn’t believe anything anymore, everything just shut down. It truly felt like a blood-curdling nightmare.

You glanced next to you, at Helena’s body, still unmoved.

“She was just a distraction. I knew she was the only way I could get close to you, but now she’s gone right? She’s gone. You don’t need her, you don’t need anyone. You only need me.” Sirius grabs your shaky hand that was holding his shoulder.

“Just me. It’s just you and me, alone together in our own world.”

Sirius stands up, helping you to get up as well. You couldn’t stand up because of the pain but Sirius held you surely tight.

“Come here.” 

He leads you towards the large dark-wooden vanity. Each time you took a step, you gripped Sirius’s shoulder tighter. In front of the large vanity mirror viewed you and Sirius.

He was standing behind you, holding you to prevent you from falling. You watched him through the mirror pulling out something out of his pocket.

It was a heart-lock necklace.

“I knew it would fit you when I saw it. Remove your hair, darling.” You followed his order and raised your shaky hands to your hair, pulling it away from the back of your neck so he could put it around your neck.

Your body still shook, your crying turned into sniffles. You knew whatever escape you are currently thinking won’t work. You accepted your fate. Any wrong move and you would probably end up like your best friend. But Sirius said he loves you and that he won’t hurt you-

Your thoughts were interrupted when Sirius put the cold necklace around your neck. He slowly wraps his arms around your body. He takes the heart-lock in his hand, opening it. Inside was a picture of him.

“Now I could be with you wherever you go, even though I doubt that you’re leaving this home. And…”

Your heart was beating so fast of how close he was, again.

Sirius shows you his wallet, opening it. He slides up a picture, it was a picture of you sleeping peacefully.

“And you could be with me wherever I go.”

---

DAMN-

#yandere x reader #yandere #yandere core #romance #male yandere #fluff #angst #one shot #drabble #smut #light angst #soft yandere #yandere x you #yandere male #tw yandere

[kairiscorner]

Hey again! I was the anon that requested the spider noir x reader with their daughter. I loved it sm it was so cute! I was wondering if you could maybe write another fic like that but their daughter finds out she has spider powers just like her dad and freaks out which causes Peter and reader to freak out too? This idea popped up in my head recently and it’s been stuck 😭😭 Tysm for writing my last request tho!

HI ANONNNNN <333 omg thank YOU for the cute idea, i'm so glad youloved it <:DD I'LL TRY FOR THIS ONE TOO OMG (what if this is mayday's variant.......)

(reblogs are greatly appreciated, it helps get my content out there! if you guys like what you see, please reblog it too <:D)

he wasn't just spider man anymore, he was now a spider dad; he wore that title proudly like a badge of honor, the efforts of his hard work at taking care of you and his little girl had paid off to see both of you smile. honestly speaking, there were many times when he'd worry about not being able to come home when duty called for him, but that never stopped him from doing so, again and again, without fail.

he was your peter benjamin parker, your spider man in the black trench coat with the black fedora, and with the biggest heart that was filled with love for little family you two have together. finally, peter thought as he came home and into the door, behind which, his loving spouse and daughter dearest would be waiting for him–he'd scoop them up in his arms and pepper them both with kisses as they giggle and squeal.

"dears, i'm--"

"peter! look at your daughter!" you exclaimed in a frantic voice as your expression became more and more worried. he raised an eyebrow at your growing concern over what appeared to be air as he looked around the living room. "ah, where... is she?" he asked as he took his coat off. he hung the coat up what he thought was the coat hanger, though it was a little lighter and softer than before, he had to admit.

you looked upon in horror as peter has still failed to realize where your daughter was. "dear?" peter asked as he was about to take his hat off, but realized he was patting his own head. you kept mumbling as you pointed to the ceiling, and peter's eyes soon followed where you were pointing. "what in the blazes...?" he murmured as he watched his little princess, three years of age, crawl upon the ceiling with her soft locks of hair hanging down as she gazed at you two, her beloved parents, gaze back at her in utter shock.

she giggled as she held peter's hat and coat, letting go of the coat at peter's feet, which he didn't even react to. he was just so...

"peter?" you asked aloud as you saw your husband's limp body lie down as he fell backwards, fainting from this new revelation. your daughter giggled as peter fell over, and she let go of the ceiling; but you caught her in a nick of time. she wanted to be on her father's chest right then and there, but you left her on the couch first and tried to wake peter up. all your attempts failed, however, and you instead dragged him onto the sofa to rest.

peter awoke to the feeling of soft, pudgy little hands prodding and poking his cheeks. he woke up in a daze, but recognized his daughter immediately. he chuckled as he held her in his arms and cooed to her. "oh, honey... you won't believe the dream i had. our little girl, she... she..." he muttered in a hoarse voice, having just woken up from the shock he was treated to earlier, only to have his daughter shoot a web in his face. she giggled, and he was left stunned.

"what did you dream abou--oh, not again..." you muttered with a small sigh as you tried to get the gooey mess off of peter's face. he didn't frown, nor did he get mad, instead... "darling, my little princess is a heroine." he whispered in surprise as he held her close, her babbling and dribbling all over herself. you sighed and gave him a small smile. "well, i... i don't know what to say or do about it. she does take after her father in, oh, in too many ways." you said as he looked over at you with a beaming smile, your daughter peering up at you with the same, lovable, beaming smile.

what an tangled up family you two have become, in the best way possible.

a/n: AND THEN PENI BECOMES HER ADOPTIVE OLDER SISTER AND THEY'RE A BIG HAPPY FAMILY <333

tags !! @thecoolerdor @miguelswifey04 @binibinileonara @k4tsu3 @luvstarrstruck @maxoloqy @connors-cumslurper @sabcandoit

#spider noir #spider noir x reader #spider noir x you #spider noir x y/n #spider noir fluff #itsv #itsv imagines #itsv x reader #itsv x you #itsv x y/n

[lexithwrites]

humbly asking for 8 or 10 for prongsfoot :)

( no pressure)

No please pressure me or I don’t write stuff lmao and i went with 8 because i think it fits their vibe so well omg

NSFW prompts or send your own!

8. "I love you, but can't we just have sex and eat pizza on Valentine's Day?"

"She'll only come out at night, the lean and hungry type. Nothing is new, I've seen her here before—" James sang softly as he folded his clothes, nodding his head and gently shaking his hips from side to side. "Watching and waiting, ooh, she's sitting with you, but her eyes are on the door."

Sirius watched him from the bed and smiled, exhaling the smoke from his joint and turning to lay on his front. He was naked, still, and the covers were barely covering the curve of his ass as he watched James sing. "You serenading me?"

James smiled as he sang and laughed a little at the end of the line. "Oh-oh, here she comes. Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up." He eyed Sirius through his lashes and shrugged. "You want me too?"

"It's a nice choice for aftercare, I'll give you that." Sirius took a long drag.

"I really did need to get the laundry done."

"I know."

"It's been sitting there since yesterday."

"You're starting to sound like your mother, James." James just smiled wider. "Come back to bed." Sirius tilted his head at him, giving him those 'fuck me' eyes that always worked on James.

"I'm nearly done! Can you not be without my dick for less than an hour?"

"Only sometimes," Sirius rolled onto his back again and James' eyes travelled down his tattooed stomach to his hips. He licked his lips. Fucker. "It's Valentine's Day, I should get my own way."

"And what way is that?"

"Sex, sex, maybe some wine, and then more sex." Sirius grinned.

"Sex with a side of sex."

"A side of pizza, actually. That sounds good."

"We should have made a dinner reservation like other couples." James joked and Sirius raised an eyebrow at him. "You could have gotten steak!"

"I love you, but can't we just have sex and pizza on Valentine's Day?" James paused his folding and then gave Sirius a sly smile.

"Is that really all you want?" He loved when Sirius told him he loved him.

"Mhm. Just you." Sirius beckoned with his finger and James, as if on auto-pilot, put the washing to one side and crawled back onto the bed, taking a quick drag of the joint then exhaling into his boyfriends mouth.

"Happy Valentines Day." James whispered, pushing Sirius back down onto the bed.

#prongsfoot my boys #mail #alex writes things #the marauders #sirius black #james potter #prongsfoot

[reveworld]

Hello! Can I request a IdolNiki x Idolreader were shes a member of newjeans but stands out because she is more boyish, and one they they mc together and fans directly notice the connection they have and she gets a lot of hate but then Niki himself post on Weverse and protects her and kinda reveals that they are actually together? I think this would be hella funny, so yeah have a great day bye!

Of Course!!

My Dearest

idol!niki x idol!reader

warnings: You get hate for having a “masculine” look

“Y/n!” your manager called out. “Hm?” You questioned. “Would you like to be a guest mc on music bank?” You smiled and replied “sure! When?” Your manager looked you in the eye, “In 5 hours.” You jumped up, “Why didn’t you ask me earlier,” She gave you a sweet smile and said, “C’mon; Let’s get going.” You grabbed your bag and ran after her.

When you got to the KBS building you saw that your boyfriend was also there. “Y/n!” he called out. “Hey Niki,” you smiled at him. The two of you met up in the hallway and hugged each other, not minding the staff following you. “I didn’t know you were gonna be here!” The tall boy said, looking directly into your eye and smiling. Because of your conflicting schedules it had been a bit since you’ve seen him in person.

“Ok you two,” his manager spoke. “Cmon, you need to get ready.” The two of you looked back into each others eyes and laughed before walking into your own dressing rooms. “I had them prepare something that suits you for todays outfit!” your manager spoke proudly. “Thank you,” you laughed.

After you’d finished getting dressed you walked out from behind the curtain and over to the makeup chair. You picked up your phone, opening Weverse to talk to Bunnies.

You uploaded a selca with the caption “Soon ❤️”. You smiles as comments questioning what the caption meant start flooding in. After replying to some comments, you get a text from Niki saying, “Cute selca.” you reply with the blushing emoji. You can practically hear his laugh as he replies with a “haha”.

Next thing you know, Niki and yourself were practicing for the interview section. He kept messing you up by making faces and so you decided to mess with him in return, causing the director to give you a 5 minute break. The two of you go and sit against a wall. “I cannot stand you sometimes,” you tell him with a laugh. “Aw, I love you too!” he responds. “Wait,” he says pulling out his phone. “Let’s take a picture.” You look at him and nod as he snaps a few pictures of you looking at him without you knowing. The break was over and the director was calling you back for the final take, the real interview.

“Hello everyone! We are today’s Mubank guests..” the two of you say in sync. “Ni-ki,” “and Y/n!” The interview goes smoothly other than the many looks you give each other. Your manager watches mentally face palming herself for taking this opportunity. After it ended, it was time for you and the other New Jeans girls to preform “OMG”.

The performance went over well and would’ve been done in one take if not for Hanni’s shoe falling off. You picked up you phone to see a text from Niki saying “Just ignore them dear.” You raised you eyebrow in confusion and opened twitter.

“Y/nki” was trending. ‘Oh God..’ was all you could think. Clicking on the tab, there were hundreds of comments saying stuff like, “Ni-ki shouldn’t like her, he’s so much better.” and “She’s probably forcing himself on her, he would never like a fake girl.” You couldn’t help but feel hurt, ignoring what Niki had texted you.

He kept sending reassuring texts but you chose to ignore them. You tried not to cry as the girls we having fun in the car ride home. When you got home, there was a surprise waiting in your room. None other than Riki Nishimura himself. He smiled at you and walked over to hug you.

With the comfort of the hug and the hate you’ve been getting, you started to cry. He gently scratched your back and carried you over to your bed, laying you down and then laying down next to you. He just held you and never let go, after a while you felt yourself start to feel tired. After a minute of your eyelids feeling heavy, you fell asleep in his arms. He smiled to himself, whispered an I love you, and kissed your forehead.

The next morning you were in your bed alone. You sighed already missing your boyfriend, but knowing he has a busy schedule you forced yourself to cheer up a bit. You opened your phone to your friends texting you, telling you to open Enhypen’s Weverse. You were rightfully confused but did it anyways. You saw a post:

🌟 니키 : My dearest. With the picture he took of the two of you sitting by the wall, you staring at him with stars in your eyes and him smiling.

Of course fans went crazy, both Bunnies and Engenes. You smiled texted the boy a simple, “I love you.” and went on with your day.

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☆ authors note:: i’m sorry if this isn’t what you had in mind, i tried my best 😭😭. Have a wonderful day/night/afternoon ❤️❤️❤️❤️

#enhypen #enhypen imagines #enhypen x reader #enhypen angst #enhypen fluff #ni ki enhypen #ni ki scenarios #enhypen scenarios #ni ki x reader #ni ki fluff #ni ki imagines #ni ki angst #ni ki reactions #kpop #kpop fanfic #kpop x reader #new jeans #kpop reactions #kpop imagines #kpop scenarios

[chiiyuuvv]

could you do something similar to ur yechan realisation one with seeun

I LIKE YOU - SEEUN ° pt.2

~~~~~~~~♡

A friend. That's what you were. A best friend even, considering how much you talking to each other. That's what you were. That's what you'll ever be.

So why does it feel like his heart is about to escape his chest? Why does your small touches linger in his brain? Why does he smile so much?

You were the only thing in his mind and he doesnt know whether to like it or hate it. Was he falling? He didnt know what was happening,  absentmindedly nodding at your words, his hands on his chin, a big grin.

He didnt even know what you were talking about, his mind too fussy to understand. "Oh! You need to have a little talk to Yujun.. he keeps stealing. My. Snacks!!" You hands bang on the lunch table at every word, a frown on your face.

"Okay okay I'll talk to him about it.." seeun grins in his natural sarcastic tone, waving his fork around his now cold lunch food. "I shouldn't have given him my locker combination.." you say, more so to yourself as seeun raises his eyebrow.

"You.. gave him your locker combination..?"

"Yeah well I mean.. how can I say no to that little fluffy ball?"

"Let me get this straight.." seeun shakes his head, pointing his fork towards you. "You gave him your locker combination — where you keep your snacks by the way — and now YOUR mad that he took your snacks?"

"Seeun your making me sound dumb."

"You ARE dumb!" Seeun cackles, making you scoff in return. "Could you get them back to me? Pleassseeeeee??" You put your hands together, giving him the biggest puppy eyes.

Seeun rolls his eyes, sighing loudly. "What do I get in return?" He mutters, admitting defeat as his head drops.

"OMG YAY!!" You jump in your seat, clapping your hands as a big smile appears on your face. He'd be lying if he said his heart didnt jump, a shy smile appearing.

"Okay I'll give yo- oop bye!!" You laugh as the bell rings, waving your hand and picking up your bookbag, running out of the cafeteria.

"Wait!!" Seeun stands up, watching your figure run away. "Aishh this girl.." he tries to sound mad, but really a smile formed. His heart was fluttering, he was giggling??? How did you turn him into this?

Shaking his head, he tosses his bookbag over his shoulder before walking out of the cafeteria, heading towards your locker. "Now where would I find a yujun.." he says out loud, looking around the empty hallway before landing on a cotton candied haired boy.

"Ah ya!" He smirks, running towards the figure that seemed to be eating. The latter's eyes widen as he watches seeun run to him.

"Yujun!" Seeun yells, his hand landing on the boys shoulder.

"I DIDNT DO ANYTHING!!" yujun quickly putting his hands up in defeat, the bag of chips in his hands now dropping to the floor.

"I think you stole someones snacks.." seeuns arms cross, an eyebrow raises. "Oh.." yujun laughs. "You scared me there for a second."

"Answer the question."

"But you didnt ask a question.."

"Just- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!"

"Okay okay fine.. so what if I took a little bit to much of her snacks?"

"You know you're going to have to give it back to her right?"

"Give back what?" Yujun puts the final chip into his mouth, picking the bag off the floor and throwing it away in a trashcan next to them. "I don't know what your talking about."

"OH MY GOD YUJUN DID YOU JUST- ARGHH!!"

"You can buy her another one cant you? You do like her after all.."

"What.. did you say?" Seeun stops, his eyes widen as his heart beat quickens.

"You like her." Yujun states in a matter of fact tone.

"Am I that obvious?" Yujun nods his head.

"Just go confess to her, I'm sure it'll go well buddy." Yujun pats his shoulder before walking away.

~~~~♡

Seeun takes a deep breath, a new bag of chips in his hands as he tries to (not so calmly) walk towards your locker. He had texted you a few minutes prior to come to your locker.

He stands there for a few minutes, feeling a little dumb as he tries to push away his nervousness, playing with his fingers.

Where are you? He wonders as he pulls out his phone, a new notification popping up.

"Sorry.. the teachers being strict on using the bathroom. You can tell me later yeah?"

But he wont have the courage to tell you later. He sighs, banging his head against your locker. Wait.. its unlocked?

Seeun opens the door, finding that your locker was indeed unlocked. It was surprisingly very neat considering you were a overall messy person. A picture of the two of you catches his attention as he grabs it, a small laugh bubbling out his throat.

He sits it back down, going through the small space as he finds some loose leaf paper, along with a pen.

If he cant tell you now, he could write it, right?

He quickly writes down his long recited confession before drawing a small heart next to it, folding it up and placing the bag of chips beside it:

Hey.. I know this might be a little weird and random but..

I LIKE YOU!!

there, I said it. I like you ♡. Seriously I dont know how you do it but I always feel like I'm going to melt whenever I'm with you.

I love you.

-Seeun ♡ (your bestfriend lover)

A/n: that was another long one 😩. I was inspired by my previous headcanon, "when xikers like you" (or whatever it was called). Although I'm not feeling to GOOD about it.. (I like it i just feel like my writings bad) thank you person for requesting, and I hope you liked it too. I used the pronoun her in my writing, but you can use whatever you want. Also legendary yujun feature right? XDD

#xikers #xikers fluff #xikers drabbles #xikers fanfic #xikers imagines #kpop #xikers fanfiction #spotify #xikers au #xikersau #seeun xikers #xikers seeun #xikers yujun #yujun xikers #park seeun #jung yujun

[mikalame]

Can you make a manzini oneshot?

Pick of the litter

Manzini oneshot- lol i havent written for him in AGESSS im trying to at least get one story out a weekend soooo yeah

Tag:@oppopotamus@saumspam@adissonsss@violentnewmarley

"Baby this house is so quiet when you're away, could we maybe get a pet- not anything too big but maybe like a cat?" you beg your boyfriend. This had been the 3rd time this week having this conversation and you could tell Kristoffer was getting annoyed.

"____ how many times do i have to tell you, we just don't have enough time to look after one- having a pet is a big responsibility and i just dont think we're ready okay" he groans tilting his head to make eye contact with you. His eyebrows scrunched together in an unfamiliar way, this has been the first disagreement in your guys relationship, but neither of you were gonna give up.

"Oh, please Kris, I'm home all the time with work and everything and I only have to go in once a week- just" you scoff trying to find words to use other than frustrated groans and mumbles.

After a few awkward minutes of silence Manzini speaks up "Cats are expensive you know that right from food, toys and other things" "Yeah ofcourse i know that, i've counted everything up and i've already got the money put aside i was just planning on asking you then going to get her" you mumble head down.

"Her,? you already have one in mind?" he looks up, giving you his full attention now. "Well yeah, like i kinda said before i was betting on that you would agree" you look up your frustration growing by the minute.

More minutes pass and you turn the door and walk out the shared room you have, grabbing your phone from the bedside table and you go down stairs and flop onto the couch. The mood of the evening being the complete opposite of what you were planning.

Flipping through the photos on your phone of the kitten litter you were supposed to be picking from and then bringing home the one you wanted instead you get a text from the person planning on selling it to you asking if you were still keen on looking. Opening up the app and typing up the first couple words of the sentence you didn't want to send you hear your boyfriend speak from the hallway.

"Thought you wanted a cat?" he questions, looking at your slumped behaviour on the couch "Yeah but you don't seem to think it would be good fit for the house so no we're not getting a cat" you scoff rolling your eyes thinking about how stupid it was of him to say that.

Arms wrap around your waist and pull you off of the couch. "KRISTOFFER BOLVIG HYLDGAARD YOU PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT" you yell having up to here with him. "Nah, we're going to get a cat baby," he teases, opening the door and walking you to the car in a bridal carry.

"What?'' Your anger diminishes and confusion takes over as Kristoffer buckles you into the car and turns the engine on, pulling out of the driveway and onto the road.

"Wait so this is for real-like were actually getting a kitten" you ask, still sceptical about the whole ordeal but keen nonetheless. "Yes baby, can you google maps the location of where the cat is? I'm not too familiar with these roads yet" Kristoffer jokes, one hand on the steering wheel other on your leg.

"OMG, we're actually getting a kitten! ahhhhh!" you scream in excitement quickly whipping out your phone and google mapping it. Kristoffer and you giggle excitedly about adding a new member to your family, you talk about family photos and what Christmas gift you are going to get her.

As your car pulls up the driveway you're met with a sweet old lady and a small little girl beside her holding a cat crate and some other goodies. The little girl sees your car pull up and tugs on her grandmas dress.

Stepping out the car gave you a new rush of excitement as this was happening right now, the little girl looking at you with a hint of nervousness before stepping over and introducing herself.

"Uhm, im Lizzie uhm- do you want a kitten" she asks lifting her head up slightly, "Oh Lizzie come here love- you too as well come along" The the lady says waking over to the box in the garage where you assume that the kittens are in there.

Lizzie grabs Kristoffres hand and pulls you toward the garage, her initial shyness gone and is now hopping around excitedly while Kristoffer and you look at the kittens they have.

"So i've named them all but you don't have to keep the names- so that one that's Sunny, this little black and white one is Storm, and that full white one is Crystal" Lizzie rambles on about the names of each one but the one that stood out the most to you the most was the kitten you fell in love with when you was the advertisement it was the kitten with dark grey spots that looks like a cheetah pattern and was rolling around the box.

"How about this one?" You say pointing at the small kitten, seeing how she looked back at you. Her big doe eyes contrast heavily with the sharp pupils that blew out and were big full moons now.

"Is this the one you saw online? '' he giggles, reaching over to pat her but she ends up biting his hand with her little sharp teeth. Lizzie continued on talking before noticing you were looking at one in particular.

"Oh that one is so cute, i named her Cutie because well she is cute, would you like to take her home with you?" she asks, waiting for your guy's response then skipping off when you both nodded at her with smiles on your faces.

You reach over and slowly lift Cutie out the box as she paws at you trying to get you to let her go but it comes to no avail as she locks eyes with you before and deep purr rumbles through her chest, licking your hand softly with her rough tongue.

Kristoffer gets up and pays for the kitten, talking to Lizzie and she tells him the likes and dislikes of cutie, how she only likes warm milk and loves cuddles and how she sits in the sun and lays there forever. She hands Krisoffer the kitten crate and the goodies as well before kissing Cuties head goodbye with a soft but enthusiastic hug.

As Kristoffer and Cutie hop in the car and buckle up, you hold onto her tightly as Kristoffer backs the car up. Lizzie watches you from the garage waving wildly with a big smile etched onto her face. Sticking your arm out the window, you wave back at her with a small smile on your face.

"So what made you agree to this?" You are still unsure about why Kristoffer was okay with this when not even an hour ago he was arguing against it. "I think having you around more is much more important than me holding my ground, plus now you won't be so lonely" he laughs and you giggle playing with Cutie the whole way home.

HOPE YOU MANZINI LOVERS ENJOYEDDDDD

#manzini #manzini x reader #manzini fluff

[gwilymz]

bestiee are you still taking requests? a kendall x reader with him asking her to move in with him 🤞🏻

yes omg

i feel like kendall would bring it up so casually; you hadn’t been dating for that long but kendall was the kind of guy who didn’t really settle down to date one person, but when he did, he was all in. he was always there when you were upset, buying you little gifts and trips, even if he couldn’t come along with you because of work. he gave you flowers for most special occasions; there were even moments when you didn’t really know what, exactly, the occasion was. he loved you, and he told you that about two months into knowing you.

one night, you were eating takeout in his bed with him. one of his old band shirts hung over your torso as you spun lo mein around your chopsticks, tilting your head back to let them collapse on your awaiting tongue.

kendall scoffed, wiping the side of your mouth with a napkin. “you’re lucky you’re cute; if anyone else ate like that even near my bed i’d fuckin’ curbstomp them.”

you chewed, shrugging. “yeah, yeah. it has its perks when kendall roy has a soft spot for you.”

your phone chimed, the low ding of a new email. thinking it was from work, you checked it instinctively. your eyebrows furrowed, mouth opening with equal parts disgust and shock. “what the fuck?!”

“what is it, y/n?” kendall asked, concerned. “everything alright?”

“not sure,” you scrolled up to the top of the email, opting to reread for clarity. this couldn’t fucking be happening. “my rent is going up. by a fuck ton.”

you handed him the phone, not expecting him to have any concept of the numbers in front of him. kendall was amazing, thoughtful, loving— but he had no fucking concept of money.

“wait, so what was your rent before this?” he asked.

“500 less.”

kendall was at a loss. he had honestly been wanting to ask you to move in with him, but if he asked you now it would be seen as a pity move. and he didn’t want that. but he also really fucking wanted you to live with him. so he said that.

“this isn’t a pity move,” he began.

“oh great,” you rolled your eyes.

“no, i’m fucking serious.” he put your food on his bedside table. “move in with me.”

“okay, that is a pity move, kendall.”

“but it’s not.” he held a finger up, searching in the drawer by his bed. after some rummaging, he handed you a small, dark green box. “open.”

you furrowed your brows, lifting the top. it was a key, with your initial etched into the thick metal.

“kendall, are you serious?“

he nodded. “i got that made, like, 3 months ago.”

“we’ve only been dating for 6.”

he shrugged. “when you know, you know.”

“are you sure—“

kendall interrupted. “this place is way too big for just me. you’re always here anyway, and not having to pay rent will reduce some stress, not that that’s why i’m asking you.”

you began to tear up; feeling the heaviness of the key in your hand. you knew kendall struggled with commitment and opening up, moving in with him felt like a symbol, of him trusting you enough to let you in, physically as well as emotionally.

“are you crying because you don’t know how to reject me, or—“

“of course i’ll live with you ken,” you hugged him, and he pulled you into his lap, kissing you. it had a distinct flavor of content, of happiness, comfortability.

“atta girl,” he smiled, kissing your forehead.

#fluff #fluffy vibes #kendall roy x reader #kendall roy fanfic #kendall roy fic #succession #succession x reader

[nucleariguana]

The Lyrics To Every Song In “Mandatory Fun”

My maid is cleaning the bathroom, so I can't take a shower When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, cause I slept in till two Then I filled up on bread, didn't leave any room for tiramisu Oh no, there's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine Some idiot just called me up on the phone, what!? Don't they know how to text? OMG! I got

First world, first world problems (First world problems) First world, first world problems (First world problems) First world, first world problems

I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator Forgot my gardener's name, I'll have to ask him later Tried to fast forward commercials, can't, I'm watching live T.V I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten free My barista didn't even bother to make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte

First world, first world problems (First world problems) First world, first world problems (First world problems) First world, first world problems

Can't remember which car I drove to the mall My Sonicare won't recharge, now I gotta brush my teeth like a neanderathal The thread count on these cotton sheets has got me itching My house is so big, I can't get WiFi in the kitchen Uh, I had to buy something I didn't even need just So I could qualify for free shipping on Amazon

First world, first world problems (First world problems) First world, first world problems (First world problems) First world, first world problems (First world problems)

First world, first world problems (First world problems) First world, first world problems (First world problems) First world, first world problems

I'm waking up, in Cheeto dust My belly's covered with pizza crust I'm using my inhaler now I'm out of shape, fattening up I'm sipping Coke from a Solo Cup Donut crumbs are upon my lips, whoa

The TV's on, I really hate this show I can't reach my remote control Welcome to my new place, to my new place Sorry it's a cramped space, but it's my place Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, I'm so inactive Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, highly inactive

My muscle's gone, I'm atrophied Always lose my fight with gravity I rest my bones, and just chillax, whoa My NordicTrack's collecting dust And my StairMaster's a pile of rust This is it, The Inertia, whoa

I can't get up, this couch is part of me I'm growing cobwebs on my knee Pretty sad for my age, sad for my age I could break my rib cage, here is my age Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, yes, quite inactive Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, not very active

Near comatose, no exercise Don't tag my toe, I'm still alive

I'm giving up, my energy is shot I'm never moving from this spot Never move from this place, move from this place I'll stay here in this place, right in this place Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, just so inactive Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, not so attractive

Tuesday morning, 8:15 I was riding to work on the Jackson Park Express Seemed like any other day Then my whole world changed In a way I never could have guessed 'Cause she walked in Took the seat right across the aisle I knew we had a special connection The second I saw her smile

She smiled as if to say "Hello, haven't seen you on this bus before" I gave her a look that said "Huh, life is funny, you never know what's in store By the way, your hair is beautiful I bet it smells like raisins"

She looked at me in a way that asked "Did you have a nose job or something? I'm only asking, cause your nose looks slightly better Than the rest of your face" I arched my eyebrow, ever so slightly Which was my way of asking "Do you want my old Hewlett-Packard printer? It still works, kinda And I got a bunch of ink cartridges left"

Then, she let out a long sigh Which, I took to mean, "Uh" "Mama, what is that deodorant you're wearing? It's intoxicating Why don't we drive out to the country sometime? And collect deer ticks in a zip-lock baggie", oh yeah

I gave her a penetrating stare Which could only mean "You are my answer, my answer to everything Which is why, I'll probably do very poorly On the written part of my driver's test"

Yes, it all happened On the Jackson Park Express On the Jackson Park Express On the Jackson Park Express On the Jackson Park Express

I knew she was starting to fall for me 'Cause she crinkled her nose, which unmistakably meant "Baby, lets wear each other's clothes And speak in a thick German accent And, maybe someday we can own and operate Our own mobile pet-grooming service" I couldn't hold back my feelings I gave her a look, that said "I would make any sacrifice for your love Goat, chicken, whatever I could never hold you close enough Let's have our bodies surgically grafted together Oh, surgically grafted together"

She picked up a newspaper, and started reading to herself Which I'm sure, was a way of telling me "When you're cold, I will warm you When you're shivering, I will hold you When your nauseous, I will give you Pepto-Bismol every hour For as long as the symptoms persist" Oh, I, I never, ever want to see you cry So, please let me cauterize your tear ducts with an arc welder Then, I glanced down, at her shirt, for a second In a way that clearly implied "I like your boobs"

Yes, it all happened On the Jackson Park Express On the Jackson Park Express On the Jackson Park Express On the Jackson Park Express

I cleared my throat quietly, and then, I looked away And I'm sure it was obvious to her, just what I was trying to say I was trying to say, "Hey I'd like to make a wall-sized mural out of all the dead skin cells That you slough off while you sleep at night" Whoa-o-Oh, "I'd like to rip you wide open And french-kiss every single one of your internal organs Oh, I'd like to remove all your skin, and wear your skin, over my own skin But not in a creepy way"

Then, I'm pretty sure, she looked at me, out of the corner of her good eye And, though, she never spoke a word, this is exactly what I heard She was saying, "Oh! I wanna make out with you, in an abandoned toll-booth, in the middle of a monsoon I wanna ride dolphins with you, in the moonlight Until the staff at Sea World kicks us out I want you inside me, oh, like a tapeworm"

I pointed to the side of my mouth, as a way of indicating "Hey, I think you got something on the side of your mouth" She licked the corner of her lips, as if to say "Here?", I nodded, implying, "Yeah, you got it"

And, then the bus stopped, at 53rd Street, and she got up suddenly "Where are you going?", pleaded my eyes, "Baby, don't you do this to me Think of the beautiful children we could have someday We could school them at home, raise them up the right way And protect them from the evils of the world Like Trigonometry and Prime Numbers, oh no Baby, please don't go"

She brushed my leg, as she left the bus I'm sure that was her way of saying "I'm sorry this just isn't working out You're suffocating me I need some space to find out what life's all about So, goodbye forever, my love"

And deep inside, I knew she was right It was time for us both to move on And no, I never got her number, oh no no She never bothered to leave her address, oh But, as long as I live, I'll never forget Those precious moments we shared together

On the Jackson Park Express On the Jackson Park Express On the Jackson Park Express On the Jackson Park Express On the Jackson Park Express On the Jackson Park Express On the Jackson Park Express On the Jackson Park Express

We must all efficiently Operationalize our strategies Invest in world-class technology And leverage our core competencies In order to holistically administrate Exceptional synergy We'll set a brand trajectory Using management's philosophy Advance our market share vis-à-vis Our proven methodology With strong commitment to quality Effectively enhancing corporate synergy Transitioning our company By awareness of functionality Promoting viability Providing our supply chain with diversity (versity, ooooh) We will distill our identity Through client-centric solutions And synergy (Oooooh oooh oooh)

At the end of the day (At the end of the day) We must monetize our assets The fundamentals of change Can you visualize a value-added experience? That will grow the business infrastructure and Monetize our assets Monetize our assets Monetize our assets

Bringing to the table Our capitalized reputation Proactively overseeing Day-to-day operations Services and deliverables With cross-platform innovation Networking, soon will bring, seamless integration Robust and scalable, bleeding-edge and next-generation Best of breed We'll succeed In achieving globalization

And gaining traction with our resources in the marketplace It's mission-critical to stay incentivized Against this purple-poster-flexible-solutions for our customer base If you can't think outside the box You'll be downsized It's a paradigm shift! (Hey, Hey! Look out!) Well, it's a paradigm shift, now! (Here we go! Here we go! Here we come! Here we come! Ha!)

We clawed, we chained our hearts in vain We jumped never asking why We kissed, I fell under your spell A love no one could deny

Don't you ever say I just walked away I will always want you I can't live a life, running for my life I will always want you

I came in like a wrecking ball I never hit so hard in love All I wanted was to break your walls All you ever did was wreck me Yeah, you wreck me

All the other kids with the pumped up picture You better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up picture You better run, better run faster than my bullet

And we danced all night to the best song ever We knew every line, now I can't remember I think it went ooh eh ooh I think it went oohla eh ooh I think it goes eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Eh, sexy lady Po, po, po, po Polka Gangnam Style Eh, sexy lady Po, po, po, po Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy But here's my number So call me, maybe And all the other boys Try to chase me But here's my number So call me, maybe

I wanna scream and shout (hey!) And let it all out And scream and shout (hey!) And let it out We sayin', "Ohh, wee ohh, wee oh wee oh" We sayin', "Ohh, wee ohh, wee oh wee oh wee ohh, wee oh wee oh"

Now you're just somebody that I used to know Now you're just somebody that I used to know

It's going down (hey!), I'm yelling timber You better move, you better dance Let's make a night you won't remember I'll be the one you won't forget (Timber! Timber!)

I'm sexy and I know it Girl look at that body (He's sexy and he knows it)

I wear your grandad's clothes I look incredible I'm in this big old coat From that thrift shop down the road (Hey!)

That's right! (He looks incredible) I do! (He's in that big old coat) It's large! Hey, lets go! (From that thrift shop down the road)

I'm gonna pop some tags Only got twenty dollars in my pocket I'm hunting, looking for a come-up This is super awesome

She's up all night 'til the sun I'm up all night to get some She's up all night for good fun I'm up all night to get lucky

We're up all night 'til the sun We're up all night to get some We're up all night for good fun We're up all night to get lucky

We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky Up all night to get lucky

Yes, we're up all night to get Can get lucky, we're gonna get lucky, let's all get lucky We're up all night to get lucky! (Hey!)

I saw a baby drive a truck I saw a junkie eat a tuba I saw a stripper kiss a duck Behind a dumpster in Aruba

I saw this fat, psychotic guy His underwear was made of crickets He pawned a skeleton to buy Some old expired lotto tickets

I saw a naked vagrant giving Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to his cat I probably could have gone my whole life Without seeing that

With my own eyes I see things that'd drive a normal man insane Wish I could disconnect my brain From my own eyes

I saw a mime get hacked to death With an imaginary cleaver I saw an old man's final breath I watched him die from Bieber Fever I saw these diabetic chicks In an abandoned 7-Eleven I watched them snorting pixie sticks While they were belching Stairway To Heaven

I saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackers They could shove up each other's nose I'd like to erase my mind completely but I suppose That's just the way it goes

With my own eyes I see things that'd drive a normal man insane Wish I could disconnect my brain From my own eyes (my own eyes) Those visions haunt my memory Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee With my own eyes

Some priest got drunk and stole a circus zebra And he trained it to massage his back My guinea pig committed hara-kiri So we used him to play hacky-sack My neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutonium And frosty ice-cold lemonade They took MasterCard and sometimes Human organs in trade, that's how we paid I have to say that it was really darn good lemonade

With my own eyes I've seen thing that'd drive a normal man insane Wish I could disconnect my brain From my own eyes (my own eyes) Those visions haunt my memory Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee With my own eyes With my own eyes With my own eyes With my own eyes

Everybody shut up, woo! Everyone listen up! Hey, hey, hey, uh Hey, hey, hey

If you can't write in the proper way If you don't know how to conjugate Maybe you flunked that class And maybe now you find That people mock you online

Okay, now here's the deal I'll try to educate ya Gonna familiarize You with the nomenclature You'll learn the definitions Of nouns and prepositions Literacy's your mission And that's why I think it's a

Good time To learn some grammar Now, did I stammer Work on that grammar You should know when It's "less" or it's "fewer" Like people who were Never raised in a sewer

I hate these word crimes Like I could care less That means you do care At least a little Don't be a moron You'd better slow down And use the right pronoun Show the world you're no clown Everybody wise up!

Say you got an "I", "T" Followed by apostrophe, "s" Now what does that mean? You would not use "it's" in this case As a possessive It's a contraction What's a contraction? Well, it's the shortening of a word, or a group of words By the omission of a sound or letter

Okay, now here's some notes Syntax you're always mangling No "x" in "espresso" Your participle's danglin' But I don't want your drama If you really wanna Leave out that Oxford comma Just keep in mind

That "be", "see", "are", "you" Are words, not letters Get it together Use your spellchecker You should never Write words using numbers Unless you're seven Or your name is Prince

I hate these word crimes You really need a Full time proofreader You dumb mouth-breather Well, you should hire Some cunning linguist To help you distinguish What is proper English

One thing I ask of you Time to learn your homophones is past due Learn to diagram a sentence too Always say "to whom" Don't ever say "to who" And listen up when I tell you this I hope you never use quotation marks for emphasis You finished second grade I hope you can tell If you're doing good or doing well About better figure out the difference Irony is not coincidence And I thought that you'd gotten it through your skull What's figurative and what's literal Oh but, just now, you said You literally couldn't get out of bed That really makes me want to literally Smack a crowbar upside your stupid head

I read your e-mail It's quite apparent Your grammar's errant You're incoherent Saw your blog post It's really fantastic That was sarcastic (Oh, psych!) 'Cause you write like a spastic

I hate these Word Crimes Your prose is dopey Think you should only Write in emoji Oh, you're a lost cause Go back to pre-school Get out of the gene pool Try your best to not drool

Never mind I give up Really now I give up Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey Go away!

Your sports team is vastly inferior That simple fact is plainly obvious to see We're gonna kick your collective posterior Of course you realize we're speaking figuratively Our stats are thoroughly impressive Our coach really has the Midas touch Our players are fast and strong and brave And your guys, eh, not so much

In fact we've played teams across the nation And you're the worst one we've come across Try to assimilate that information And it just might help you cope with your impending loss Oh, and if somehow we are still failing To affectively articulate the points at hand Allow us now to summarize them in a manner That your feeble brains can understand

We're great (we're great) And you suck (you suck) We're great (we're great) And you suck (you suck) We're great (we're great) And you suck (you suck) You see there's us (we're great) And then there's you (you suck) We're really, really great (really great) In contrast, you really suck (really suck) Okay, full disclosure, we're not that great But nevertheless, you suck

Your sports team will soon suffer swift defeat That theory's backed up by empirical evidence We're gonna grind up your guys into burger meat Again, of course, we're speaking in the figurative sense What's the use of even going through the motions When you know that you're gonna lose anyhow So why don't you save us all some time And give up now (you suck!)

I never seem to finish all my food I always get a doggie bag from the waiter So I just keep what's still unchewed And I take it home, save it for later

But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation Microbes, enzymes, mold and oxidation I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve

I never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containers Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight

With aluminum foil (Foil) Never settle for less That kind of wrap is just the best To keep your sandwich nice and fresh

Stick it in your cooler (Cooler) Eat it when you're ready Then maybe you'll choose (You'll choose, you'll choose, you'll choose) A refreshing herbal tea Mmm, lovely!

Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code I've figured out these shadow organizations And the Illuminati know That they're finally primed for world domination

And soon you've got black helicopters comin' cross the border Puppet masters for the New World Order Be aware: There's always someone that's watching you And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat

From aluminum foil (Foil) Wear a hat that's foil lined In case an alien's inclined To probe your butt or read your mind

Looks a bit peculiar ('culiar) Seems a little crazy But someday I'll prove (I'll prove, I'll prove, I'll prove) There's a big conspiracy

One time I was in the checkout line Behind Steven Seagal Once I'm pretty sure Mr. Jonah Hill Was in the very next bathroom stall My best friend's brother Well, he was an extra in Wayne's World 2 My neighbour's baby sitter Dated three of the guys in Motley Crue I swear Jack Nicholson Looked right at me at a Laker's game

I got a lame Lame claim to fame

Check it out, I bought a second hand toaster From a guy who says he knows Brad Pitt I got me an email from the prince of Nigeria Well, he sure sounded legit My sister used to take piano lessons From the second cousin of Ralph Nader Last year I threw up in an elevator Next to Christian Slater Well guess what, my birthday and Kim Kardashian's Are exactly the same

I got a lame Lame claim to fame A really lame Lame claim to fame

Once at a party, my dentist accidentally Sneezed on Russell Crowe I posted first in the comments On a YouTube video I tried to sit by Steve Buscemi But he told me this seat's taken I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy Who know a guy who knows a guy who know Kevin Bacon

I had a car that used to belong To Cuba Gooding Jr.'s uncle A friend of mine in high school Had jury duty with Art Garfunkel One time I was staying in the same hotel As Zooey Deschanel I used the same napkin dispenser As Steve Carell at a Taco Bell Well I don't mean to brag but Paul Giamatti's plumber knows me by name

I got a lame Lame claim to fame A really lame Lame claim to fame I'm talking lame Lame claim to fame A really really really lame Lame claim to fame

Ow, let's get lame boys

First things first, I'm a craftsman (craftsman) Remodelling is my only passion (it's my passion) And I'm the greatest in the business Want referrals, yo My clientèle will bear you witness (right, right) I can help when your door jamb sticks (heh?) There is nothing in the world I can't fix (yeah) I do tiles, I do stone, I do bricks Call me, I'll come rushing over with my bag of tricks (bag of tricks) Where you go when your disposal is rusted (rusted) Termite problem making you disgusted (yuck) When your front window is busted (hey hey hey) Just one man that's always trusted

I'm so handy, you already know I'll fix your plumbing when your toilets over flows I'm so handy, I'll bring you up to code When your dishwasher's about to explode

Now you see that your furnace is needing some service I'm fully bonded, no need to be nervous Perhaps you would like a new counter Formica Maybe I'll hook up your dish washer combo dryer But all your pipes are antique Your water pressure's too weak You got an attic full of dry rot Because your roof sprung a leak Your fridge is starting to reek Your hardwood floors really squeak But don't you worry I'll just show you my amazing technique Now let me glue that, glue that and screw that, screw that Any random chore you got, well I can do that, do that Or maybe I'll just rewire your house for fun I got 99 problems but a switch ain't one

I'm so handy, everyone said so I'll grout your bathroom, resurface your patio I'm so handy, I'm the guy to know When your leaf blower doesn't blow-oh-oh-oh

Patch the drywall, clean your gutters and mow the lawn Make that phone call, I'll install anything you want Yeah, check my big staple gun, my socket wrenches are second to none I won't quit 'til I'm done, don't even care if I hammer my thumb (OW!)

Still rocking my screwdriver Got the whole world thinking I'm MacGuyver Your heating bills are shocking I can solve that with some duct tape and some caulking Your house is a disaster, huh? Need a guy whose a master with the plaster, huh? Let me be your stripper Taking off lacquer, no one does it quicker

I'm so handy, you already know I'll beat all price quotes, my hourly rates are low I'm so handy, you should call this pro I'm in the phone book and se habla Español It might seem crazy, wearing stripes and plaid I Instagram every meal I've had All my used liquor bottles are on display We can go to see a show but I'll make you pay

Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my socks (Because I'm tacky) Got some new glitter Uggs and lovely pink sequined Crocs (Because I'm tacky) Never let you forget some favor I did for you (Because I'm tacky) If you're okay with that, then, you might just be tacky, too

I meet some chick, ask her this and that Like 'Are you pregnant girl, or just really fat?' (what?) Well, now I'm dropping names almost constantly That's what Kanye West keeps telling me, here's why

Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with fluorescent orange pants (Because I'm tacky) Got my new resume it's printed in Comic Sans (Because I'm tacky) Think it's fun threatening waiters with a bad Yelp review (Because I'm tacky) If you think that's just fine, then, you're probably tacky, too

Bring me shame, can't nothing Bring me shame, I never know why Bring me shame, can't nothing Bring me shame, I said Bring me shame, can't nothing Bring me shame, it's pointless to try Bring me shame, can't nothing Bring me shame, I said

43 Bumper Stickers and a YOLO license plate (Because I'm tacky) Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a date (Because I'm tacky) Practice my twerking moves in line at the DMV (Because I'm tacky) Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints. Hey, it said they're free (Because I'm tacky) I get drunk at the bank And take off my shirt, at least (Because I'm tacky) I would live-tweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased (Because I'm tacky) If I'm bit by a zombie, I'm probably not telling you (Because I'm tacky) If you don't think that's bad, guess what, then you're tacky, too

#weird al

[southernbluebellereader]

You read my mind!Which is why I wanted to combine these 2 together: A betazoid and a vulcan!But SNW version (because I like Ethan Peck, his granpa was THE GREGORY PECK!)

OMG STOP NO WONDER HE LOOKS SO FAMILIAR. This is such a cool idea!

A/N: I'm not 100% familiar with the Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Plot since I just started watching the show. I took a little inspiration from Star Trek: The Next Generation because I'll pull most of my Betazoid knowledge from there. Also, Betazoids have telepathic abilities. As far as I know, Vulcans have telepathic abilities through the Mind Meld, but for the sake of this fan fiction, Spock also have regular telepathic abilities, though perhaps not as advanced as the readers. Purple text is telepathic thoughts.

A/N 2: I hope you like it! It's kind of wonky, but I may write a part 2 because of it. I hope it's not too vague!

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Pop of Color

Spock x F! Betazoid (Star Trek: Strange New Worlds; Inspo from The Next Generation)

Word Count: 696

Summary: Y/N is the ship's quartermaster - while serving as the ship's emergency seamstress, aside from Lieutenant Kirk constantly finding himself at her office, Spock tagging along with him to ensure that his Lieutenant actually gets his clothes mended - and maybe start bringing his own clothes to be mended.

First Officer Spock. “Lieutenant Kirk, you’re not here because you need to switch your quarters again, are you?”

Ms. Y/N. Sorry for Intruding. Again. Spock sighed as Y/N chuckled, both of them watching as Lieutenant Kirk unloaded a bag of ripped-up uniforms and trousers, and handed them to her.

“Oh Y/N, you know me!” Lieutenant Kirk chuckled bashfully as he handed her.

“You know me, I’m the ship’s seamstress at this point, gentlemen.” Y/N briefly looked through the uniforms and placed them to the side, “I’ll have them done by the end of the week, Lieutenant.” 

Smiling at her, the young Lieutenant gave her a thumbs up, then turned around and went on his merry way, leaving Spock and Y/N in her office, Spock sighing once more.

I don’t understand how you don’t find him amusing, Mr. Spock. One thing Y/N appreciated about Spock was his telepathic abilities, though perhaps not as great as hers, she found that it reminded her of home.

His behavior is very illogical and carefree, Miss Y/N. Spock shook his head slightly. But I have to get back to the bridge. Spock started to turn around but stopped when Y/N spoke to him again.

You don’t need anything mended, Mr. Spock? Y/N smiled gently at the Vulcan, who turned his head back to her, the corner of his mouth curving upward ever so slightly.

Not today, Miss Y/N. 

—

“Captain Pike, I know you’re nervous about this ceremony, but I need you to please stand still,” Y/N exhaled sharply as she placed several pins in her mouth, one by one sticking them through the Captain’s green dress uniform so that it would fit him more snuggly.

“I’m sorry, Miss L/N, but are you sure I need to be here for this? You couldn’t have gotten my measurements from my file.”

“Yes, I could’ve, but remember what happened last time?” Y/N stood up from her stool and beckoned him to undress, Spock looking at her and Captain Pike in amusement as the Captain undressed, mumbling under his breath, “Your other green dress uniform ended up being too small, Captain.”

Y/N wrote down the correct measurements of her Captain, then turn towards Spock, “Alright, Mr. Spock, your turn.” Y/N beckoned the Vulcan to step up before her. C’mon, Mr. Spock, I might as well take your measurements too, just in case.

“I assure you, I do not need my measurements taken, Miss Y/N.” An eyebrow rose, which did nothing to hide the ever-so-slight green flush of his cheeks that Y/N manage to catch. She shot him a small smirk and beckoned him once more to step in front of her as she sat back down on her stool. No need to be shy, Mr. Spock. You know I don’t bite. It’ll be quick.

“Make it quick, Miss Y/N,” Spock chuckled as he approached her, allowing her to line her tape measure along different parts of his body, Captain Pike enjoying the scene, “No, please take your time Miss L/N.”

—

See, doesn’t it fit better now? Y/N approached Spock and stood beside him. He’d opted to wear his formal uniform that she’d previously made alterations on, and added a few touches of her own.

Yes… But you could’ve done without the… embellishments, Miss Y/N.

Y/N chuckled at the telepathic groan that Spock gave her. A ‘thank you’ would suffice, Mr. Spock. Wouldn’t you rather be overdressed than underdressed? I know I would. Y/N met the Vulcan’s eyes and winked at him. His eyes traveled quickly from Y/N’s eyes to her colorful and embellished attire. He couldn’t help but agree, accepting her point. Point taken, Miss Y/N. Care for a drink?

An ensign walked up to them with a tray of alcoholic beverages.

Oh please!

Nodding, Spock took a hold of two glasses, one for himself, and handed the other to Y/N, “Thank you, my dear.”

When did we get so acquainted, Miss Y/N?

When you admitted that you like the embellishments I added to your uniform, Mr. Spock.

#Star Trek #Star Trek strange new worlds #spock #mr Spock #Spock strange new worlds #request #Star Trek request #strange new worlds #first commander Spock

[nana1000night]

A little request for future(write whenever you want)

Reader gives this to Bucky and asks her to wear it as a dare while the avengers gang is gathered for weekly gathering

Ps-Reader and Bucky are already in an established relationship in this and everyone is alive and healthy and happy…

Love you Nana💖

Have a🍆

a/n: @elle14-blog1 I... changed a little and I’m sorry if I don’t write the whole of them... just wish you could like this. 

And Happy Moon Festival!!

"Doll, please...it's too ridiculous. I..."

"No, Buck. A dare is a dare. You know why human have hands?"

"...To pet Alpine and hug you, giving you the pleasures that no one could give it to you."

"What...!? Buck!!"

He huffed while wear a cap with the sign said 'I HAVE A.D.D. A DILICIOUS DICK'

"Poor puppy, I'll make up to you when we back, alright? I gave you the chance but you still lose the paper, scissors, stone. The goddess made her decision, Buck."

He chewed his lips, then his sights on the box which on the corner

"So that means..." His hands ghost around your waist under the shirt, rubbing circle on your belly. Bucky smirk when your body jolted.

"You'll wear the sweater and let me taste your sweet pussy, right honeybee."

He put your earlobe between his lips and sucked it gently. Your body trembling from this seductive invitation.

"And don't worry, I bought the seven colors for them, you could wear them this whole week."

When Tony see the cap on Bucky's head. He just lifted up his glasses

"Wow, are you lost a dare to wear this...wow."

"Tony." Steve gives him a warn stare and holds his smile before Bucky blows up

"Yeah, whatever you say. Just laugh.”

“Don’t be so grumpy to me, it’s not me who made you wear this.”

Bucky growled at Tony, you give each of them a paper bag

“Tomorrow is The Moon Festival, so I bring you a  box of mooncakes.”

“You made them yourself?”

“Yes, and I put a small surprise for you, Bucky.”

Bucky raised his eyebrows, he looked more confused when he opened the bag and the iron box.

There’s a photo on the top; Two wolves' pups with a line

—Happy Moon Festival, Papa wolf :D

Bucky snapped his eyes back to you then down your belly. His hands was shaking

“Are, are you...?”

You smiled at him and nodded

"How long?”

“14 weeks.”

The rest of the members stain silence, then everyone looked at you two

“Wait, YOU ARE PREGENT !?"

"Oh shit that’s so awful...and great! Jarvis, find some music is good to the baby. And we are all banned for alcohol FROM NOW ONNNNNNNN!!”

“Yes sir.”

Wanda and Natasha came to your sides, and they all stared at your belly.

“Did you feel any um...I don’t know, uncomfortable?”

“OMG, and it’s twins. I could hear that.”

Bucky perked his ears and murmured

“Twins? I have twin daughters?”

“Nah, it’s too early to say they are daughters, Buck.”

You pat his shoulder; he caught your hands and kissed the wedding band on your finger

Your other hand stroked his hair softly, the hand which was caught guided him to touch your tummy.

“When the next Spring comes, maybe our babies could have the same born month as their father.”

“We’re going to have a new family, Bucky.”

Thor and Loki came to you and their faces are serious

“Can we teach your daughters to become Valkyrja, Sister y/n?”

“Or I could teach them how to use the magic, it’s from Queen Frigga herself.”

Bucky answered before you could say anything, he gritted his teeth to the two gods

“Don’t you dare to think about that.”

#bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes x female chubby reader #1000drabble series

[stinkrascal]

BrE HAS bRAIDS?? DROP MORE PICS-??????

hurry everyone look!! new brie hair just dropped!!!!!!!

#jade answers #anonymous #straud asks #straud: all #straud: extras #i wish u could see her POINTY EARS w this hair but sigh #its still cute tho!!!! i gave her a few new hairstyles bc i was bored of her having only one hairstyle yk!!! #this is off topic but when i take pics of her like this in her backyard i like 2 imagine its actually vlad takin pics of his wifey #hyping her up in the bg like YESSSSS SLAY QUEEN and breannas like 'vlad please dont ever say that ever again' ahethreishytiojyhijo #anyways !! brie braids !! #OH i gave her new eyebrows too omg #after like 2 years she no longer has instabaddie brows </3 natural queen

[faeryarchives]

Hello may I request an imagine where (taking place 10 years before the start of the game), the female 5 year old reader who just appeared in Briar Valley with no memories whatsoever, was found by Lillia and adopted by him.

omg this is so wholesome 🥺🥺🥺 diasomnia found family is making my heart melt

lost in wonderland

briar valley, home to several faes and magical creatures.

that is why it is no surprise why lilia would walk around sometimes to keep an eye out of the castle to look if there were anything suspicious that would pose harm his adopted children and the royal family.

it is his normal routine, but what he is currently looking at is certainly not normal. his deep red confused eyes meeting (eye color) curious ones as they stood there, right in the middle of the forest.

the (hair color) haired girl waved at the fae with a huge grin on her face, jumping up in joy in the process.

"hello mister! are you going to play with (name) too?" she asked ever so innocently, hugging the deer next to her.

'a human child? who left her out here in the woods?' lilia let out a hum as he leaned towards the girl and gently pat her head.

"hi little one, mister can't play with you for now. but where are your parents?" the fae watch as she share a look with a deer and tilt her head to the side, as if she doesn't understand what he just said.

"huh? what's a parent?"

"y-you don't have a parent?"

"nope!"

"what about your house?"

"i don't have one either! amy and the other animals were the ones who were taking care of me!" he could feel his heart drop the moment he heard that.

a female child this young here, alone in the woods with danger lurking around? who would do such an awful thing? (name) just nuzzle her face closer to her friend deer, not knowing that she was currently in a dangerous situation.

feeling his heartstring being tug, lilia crouched down to match her height and gave her another friendly smile.

"dear, you said your name is (name) right?"

"uhuh! and my friend here is amy!"

"well, little (name) do you want to meet new friends? you can bring amy with you." it wouldn't hurt for silver and sebek to gain another friend right?

right.

"ok tell me why you have another human child in your arms?" malleus raised an eyebrow when he saw his friend coming back from his trip with a human girl in his arms and a deer following behind him.

the fae payed no mind to the dragon's cautious stare and made (name) turn to malleus who let out a happy gasp. "oooh! hi mister, your horns look amazing! can i touch them?"

this cause malleus to be baffled, never in his life he saw a child who posed no fear in their eyes the moment they look at him.

he glance at lilia in which the bat just let out a hearty laugh. "(name) meet dragon mal~ malleus meet little (name)!"

"yay! is he my new friend now?"

"why yes he is darling!" and with that, lilia put the small girl on malleus arms who almost dropped her due to shock. regardless, (name) didn't seemed to mind and playfully touch his horns but she suddenly heard a sound from below.

the girl looked down and saw two small boys with different hair color - one with silver hair and one with light-green hair. the trio look at each other curiously making lilia coo at the sight.

"oh my god, look at my children meeting each other! i will treasure this moment forever!" after lowering the girl down, (name) skipped towards the two with a gleeful smile.

"hi! i am (name)! who are you guys?"

"i am silver... and that is-"

"i am sebek zigvolt! why are you clinging to malleus-sama?!"

"mal is my new friend!" while the three are trying to get to kow each other, malleus stood next to lilia and pat the deer on it's head. "where did you find that human child lilia? do her parents know that she is here?"

the shorter fae's smile instantly dropped at the mention of the girl's parents and malleus notice his sudden action.

"she have no parents."

"...pardon?" after pushing the deer to make it familiar with silver and sebek, lilia turned to face malleus with his arms crossed, a serious look evident on his face.

"i found (name) in the forest alone with her friend deer. somehow she developed the ability to understand animals." his dark red eyes boring into the other's eyes - malleus could see the anger and sadness in the older fae's eyes.

"i can't just leave her alone, especially when she is a human child. it's too dangerous for her."

"then why just take her in like you did with silver?" he said as if it was the easiest thing in the world. "i don't think grandmother will not mind it at all."

"bu-" lilia was cutted off when the little girl they were just talking about suddenly ran up to the smaller fae and hug his right leg - successfully grabbing his attention.

"lilia, lilia! what's a dad?" the fae picked her up, placing her comfortably in his arms and bop her nose.

"dad is someone who will always be there for you, to guide you to the right path and someone who will always care for you."

"then are you my father?" her hands pinching his cheek making him let out a giggle and tickle her with his free arm.

"of course darling, i will be your dad!"

"earth to lilia? hello?" the said fae snapped back to reality only to see 4 certain curious diasomnia students staring at him.

"finally he is back! it's rare for you to space out though, are you alright dad?" (name), who is now 16 years-old float in the air while messing up with his hair.

"yeah its weird for you to space out lilia. is everything ok?"

"fufu~ i just remember this memory from years ago. looking at it now, it makes me feel really proud of you four."

"i think he ate the dish he made someone call a doctor!" but seeing how soft the look lilia had on his face - (name) cooed and hug her fatherly figure with a smile with amy joining in by nudging her nose to the fae's cheek.

"thank you for taking us in dad, i love you so much."

"i love you too, my child"

CAN I JUST SAY HOW DIASOMNIA FOUND FAMILY IS JUST MAKING ME CRY PLS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH 😭💚

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland scenarios #twisted wonderland imagines #faeryarchives #twst imagines #twisted wonderland headcanons #twisted wonderland x reader #twst scenarios #diasomnia #malleus draconia #lilia vanrouge #silver twisted wonderland #sebek zigvolt #found family with diasomnia