#School story

[sambootlegonline]

this one is about POKEMON!: part 1

#pokemon #pkmn #fanart #comic #funny #nostalgia #2010s nostalgia #ms paint #childhood story #school story #pokemon black and white #gen 5 pokemon #reshiram #zekrom

[public-school-things]

A friend of mine found a family of rats under the cafeteria stage and told the administration, the counselor said they knew and to not tell anyone bc ”theres really nothing we can do abt it.”

The teachers told us not to drink from the water fountains bc they still have lead in them.

My 6th grade science teacher never turned on the air conditioning.

When i was in sixth grade, an eighth grader beat up our school police officer so bad she had to go to the hospital.

My middle school smelled like weed for a whole two weeks when i was in sixth grade before they caught the ppl doing it.

One of the fourth grade teachers got hit by a dodge ball at recess and hit his head on the concrete. recess got cut short and he died just before the start of my fifth grade year.

people had sex in the middle school bathrooms

there’s more but that’s all i can remember rn.

some schools are just being held together with dreams and a piece of scotch tape

#anon ask #anonymous #public school things #public school #school #high school #school stories #public school stories #school story #us public schools #us schools #american school system

[loulou3010]

Heyy so storytime i was bored in class and i drew warrior cats in a piece of paper and so i completed a scene of squirelflight being sad about Leafpool's death .And one of my classmates asked me what i was drawing and what's the character's name .I told her her name is squirelflight and she is from warrior cats .Nothing rlly special it just fell good .It was kinda akward bcs i disnt know how to explain but it turned out just fine .(also heres the scene i was drawing ,i took a photo of it when i went home )

#drawing #artists on tumblr #warrior cats #cats #school story #art on paper #squirelflight #leafpool's death #drawing at school #i was bored #scetch

[your-penthouse-in-the-sky]

my tech teacher just opened Disney+ to watch a movie for our last day before break

It opened to the Santa clause half way thru(probably was watching it w/ period 1)

AND BERNARD WAS RIGHT THERE

IT WAS THE SCENE WHERE SCOTT WAS FIRST IN THE NORTH POLE AND BERNARD GIVES CHARLIE THE SNOW GLOBE

AND I SCREAMED(practically bloody murder) “YEAHHHHHHH”

AND THIS BITCH LAUGHED AT ME AND TURNED IT OFF

HE TURNED ON GODDAMN HOME ALONE 2 ☠️☠️☠️

BITCH NO ONE WANTS TO SEE HOME ALONE TWO COMPARED TO FUCKIN DAVID KRUMHOLTZ AND TIM ALLEN

#the santa clause #bernard the elf #JUSTICE FOR BERNARD #home alone #home alone 2 #christmas movies #school story #technology #spice speaks #tim allen #david krumholtz

[makitstop]

random funny trans story

So when i was way younger (i want to say fifth grade) i was talking with a freind of mine on the bus, and for some reason, me being a guy came up

then i just hear a random person in the back of the bus who was listening to our conversation shout “WAIT, YOU’RE A GUY? I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL”

now this was before i even knew what trans people were, and i just remember my mind wandering back to that moment occasionally for the rest of the week, and me just going “Huh, that’s neat that they thought i was a girl, i wonder what that’s like”

even if i diddn’t realize it then, i think that was my “egg cracking” moment, or whatever that meme is

#Trans #egg #funny story #egg cracking #school story #trans story #shower thought #School #memories #trans memories

[katapotato55]

random school stories from my life

one time in elementary school I was unable to finish my lunch and a random old lady refused to let me leave until i finished my plate. I missed out on recess and I was missing from class for an hour because this old bag wouldent let me leave. teachers eventually found me in the lunchroom and said i could leave. no I didn't know this lady and I am pretty sure she wasn't even a part of staff. another story in first grade i accidentally missed the entire school day playing outside at recess. none of the teachers bothered to make sure I was with the class. I spent the entire day outside playing in the sandbox not realizing the passage of time and then i finally shown up right when class ended because i didn't realize what i did. Teachers called my parents trying to get me in trouble for "playing hooky", my dad proceeded to rip them a new one for letting a 7 year old go missing and not saying anything until hours later when they return. before you say "nah that wouldent have happened what kind of responsible adult would allow that"? two words: Public school.

#school #elementary school #school story #story time #true story #adhd #autism #bad teacher

[you-need-not-apply]

Remember being in sociology and the teacher was listing different types of family that includes

- nuclear family

- double-income-no-kids (a couple (married or unmarried) no kids married or not)

- blended families

- same sex couples (with and without kids)

- orphans and fostering families

But they draw the line at polyamorous couples because “they can’t legally get married”

WELL NEITHER COULD GAY PEOPLE TILL LIKE 7 YEARS AGO AND YOU LITERALLY SPECIFIED THAT YOU DONT HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE A FAMILY

also they then went on to say “more and more young people are living alone and doing hook ups and casually dating which is breaking the norms of family”

So

#polyamory #lgbtqia #rant #school story #school rant #sociology

[sarosthewizarddude]

Sooooo I may have written "go now in peace fucker" on the back of my English worksheet, which I didn't think we had to hand in, because we had to sing a hymn during religion class and I didn't want to so I was making fun of it

And then I may have totally forgotten about it

And then my teacher may have actually asked us to hand them in

And she may have seen what I wrote

So yeah

#tw religion #idk if i should tag for making fun of religion or what i would tag please assist #school #teacher #school story #personal story

[rubyblue2005]

In elementary school, I was failing my reading classes and my mom couldn't figure out why because I read with her every night pretty well. Turns out that because she was reading to me the books that she was currently reading at the time, like; 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea and Moby Dick, I would get bored of reading the stories that were assigned in class which were all something like "Jane kicked the red ball to Blake." and just not pay attention to the story. Apparently when my mom told the teacher what she was reading to me at night, the teacher had to tell her to stop reading them to me.

The teacher had to tell my mom to stop reading chapter books to me because my higher reading competency was causing me to get bored and fail.

My mom was told to stop reading to me because the stories were too high level.

And that's how I learned that I was the first student that my teacher had to tell their parents to stop reading to their kid at night.

#school #elementary school #school story #books and reading #The weirdest brag I have #lol

[sambootlegonline]

this one is about POKEMON!: part 2

#pokemon #pkmn #fanart #comic #funny #nostalgia #2010s nostalgia #ms paint #childhood story #school story #pokemon black and white #gen 5 pokemon #reshiram #zekrom

[public-school-things]

Slight warning for suicide? Not really but I’d be cautious

So I’m taking AP human geography right now, and we were learning about Malthusian theory (long story short human population grows faster than earth’s resources), and she showed us a picture of a Neo-Malthusian protesting outside of congress with a sign that said “The Earth is overpopulated, kys” or something along those lines. My teacher’s response? “You’re on the earth, too, why don’t you kys?”

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA nice.

#suicide tw #tw suicide #death tw #tw death #anonymous #anon ask #ask #community stories #school #students #high school #public school things #public school #us public schools #public school stories #us schools #school stories #school story

[abuddyforeveryseason]

This is the Buddy for September 27th. Continuing yesterday's theme, this Buddy also has a lot going on. In addition to the trademark scarf and cigarette, he has glasses, a mole, a red hat, a turtleneck and a double-breasted vest.

The story behind today's Buddy is he's a four-way fusion between four characters I like to draw. The design for Buddy comes from an idea for a comic.

The comic would be about four kids who go to a boarding school in Illinois, called the Stevenson School. One of the students is gruesomely murdered and the schoolteachers try and find out who the killer is, with Buddy and his friends being prime suspects.

The four students meanwhile, have their own theories on who the killer is, and need to figure out the truth to clear their own names (although none of them have alibis for the time of the killing).

It'd be a bit like a mix between The Butterfly Revolution and the Orson Welles movie The Stranger, with a bit of Harry Potter type school stories mixed in.

But, of course, extreme sloth prevents me from actually making the comic. Still, fun to think about.

#writing #comics #story ideas #ab4es #characters #fusion #school story #teacher hatred #The Butterfly Revolution #The Stranger #Harry Potter #Orson Welles #William Butler

[lore-gore]

Ridiculous things that happened in school:

One guy would always wear his backpack backwards. Like on his chest instead of his back.

A kid set fire to the sink (put papers towels in sink and lit it on fire.) He never got punished cause our school sucked ass. Next year he did it again.

A boy managed to parkour himself onto the roof of the cafeteria. He did not know how to get back down.

Two boys switched pants with each other in class. Like took off their pants and traded them in front of the whole classroom.

A girl asked my friend for a pair of scissors, then asked the teacher to go to the bathroom. She came back with bangs. She cut bangs for herself in the girls bathroom at school using borrowed scissors. Power move.

For a project we had to make brochures and present them. One boy said "I made mine a bit bigger so everyone could see" and then proceeded to pull out a tri-fold board.

During a theatre performance someone's phone went off. It was the Mario theme song. It echoed through the theater, killing everyone instantly. Best part is it wasn't a students phone, but an adult lady's.

We were in theatre and had to write a skit based off of a kids story. A group did Horton Hears a Who. The name was "Horton Hears a Who 2: The Electric Boogaloo: JoJo's not his son. " It was set as a game show meant to reveal your ancestry. What it did reveal was that the mayors wife cheated on him with the mailman. It was a true masterpiece, complete with a squeaky pubescent voice from JoJo, who looked like a human version of the character.

#funny #funny story #funny stories #school #school story #school stories #funny school stories #weird school stories #weird story #weird stories #random school stories #random school story #weird school story #random story #random stories #ridiculous #weird #random #ridiculous story #ridiculous stories #ridiculous school stories #ridiculous school story

[marismoments39]

So a few days ago I was sitting at school (on the ground) (it was before classes started) and I was with some friends and then two girls, who were, I'd guess two years older than me? came up to me and asked

"Are you Abigail?"

And I said "No..?" because, I don't know who that is

"I don't even know who that is..."

and then they said "OH MY GOSH I'M SO SORRY, What IS your name??"

And then the conversation continued on blahblahblah

but... why'd they apologise so profusely? ..should I be warning this "Abigail" person..?????

#random #school #school story

[your-local-lucifer]

Okay so we had a talent show for the end of school and people sang and played instruments and stuff and for the last act this kid a grade below me just...ate nachos.

I think like half of the audience just raided him and stole his nachos like madmen.

School frightens me.

#i don't know #school story #school #talent show #story #nachos #textpost #lucifers heresy #lucifers inferno

[your-penthouse-in-the-sky]

happy new years from spice(me) and the theatre squad who wore newsies hats to school one day and got called out usinf carrying the banners, the theatre squad who asked salt if she only knew tap for newsies, and the theatre squad who questions why I have tumblr

W if you know these posts from my blog LMFAO

#happy new year #happy new year even tho it’s 10:59 still #theatre kids #school story #school stories #school musical #theatre #musical theatre #newsies #carrying the banner #love y’all<333 #spice speaks