#funny school stories

[lore-gore]

Ridiculous things that happened in school:

One guy would always wear his backpack backwards. Like on his chest instead of his back.

A kid set fire to the sink (put papers towels in sink and lit it on fire.) He never got punished cause our school sucked ass. Next year he did it again.

A boy managed to parkour himself onto the roof of the cafeteria. He did not know how to get back down.

Two boys switched pants with each other in class. Like took off their pants and traded them in front of the whole classroom.

A girl asked my friend for a pair of scissors, then asked the teacher to go to the bathroom. She came back with bangs. She cut bangs for herself in the girls bathroom at school using borrowed scissors. Power move.

For a project we had to make brochures and present them. One boy said "I made mine a bit bigger so everyone could see" and then proceeded to pull out a tri-fold board.

During a theatre performance someone's phone went off. It was the Mario theme song. It echoed through the theater, killing everyone instantly. Best part is it wasn't a students phone, but an adult lady's.

We were in theatre and had to write a skit based off of a kids story. A group did Horton Hears a Who. The name was "Horton Hears a Who 2: The Electric Boogaloo: JoJo's not his son. " It was set as a game show meant to reveal your ancestry. What it did reveal was that the mayors wife cheated on him with the mailman. It was a true masterpiece, complete with a squeaky pubescent voice from JoJo, who looked like a human version of the character.

#funny #funny story #funny stories #school #school story #school stories #funny school stories #weird school stories #weird story #weird stories #random school stories #random school story #weird school story #random story #random stories #ridiculous #weird #random #ridiculous story #ridiculous stories #ridiculous school stories #ridiculous school story

[ryllen]

d a m n , i t ' s ' i ' ... not 'we' i guess everybody can perish now

#NOT THE MASQUERADE UPDATE attacking me on the first few SECONDS #twisted wonderland #twst #malleus draconia #azul ashengrotto #idia shroud #twst yuu #twst mc #glorious masquerade #fanart #'damn it's so hard not to fall in love in this school' the saga #malleus really tries to increase his affection points with me when i didn't really care for him before #he cares so much of his friend #FSDH the next episode after this one is so funny tho H E L P idia being narrator throughout the story is too funny #he needs to be in part of the groups more

[foldingfittedsheets]

I feel the need to share since my lube post is going around that my life is just like that since I worked at the sex shop. Sex Ed is a very standard topic. People just immediately pick up a vibe from me and even in situations where someone doesn’t know I used to sling dildos for a living they’ll just start confiding sex stuff to me.

Not in a creeper way. But like this weight had been lifted and they can finally talk freely about sexual topics. The energy I put off is just so blasé and accepting that people tell me about their sex lives, usually very quickly after meeting me. They usually then have a moment of panic or regret and apologize but I always reassure them that I used to work in a shop and that I see nothing odd about talking about it.

My go-to line is, “I’m a creature devoid of judgement.” They always laugh. Then the questions get more specific or people start asking for brand recommendations. It’s always been funny to me.

My beloved has always been a little confused by it. “People don’t just start talking to me about sex! I know you don’t bring it up. It just always seems to go there when people talk to you.”

“It’s just my energy.”

The first time I was meeting their mom she was coming to stay with us. We picked her up from the airport and brought her home. My beloved went upstairs to use the bathroom. When they came back down their mom was asking me questions about vibrators and their jaw hit the floor.

In our room later they said, “She doesn’t even talk to me about that stuff! She’s so embarrassed about sex topics, I cannot believe she was asking you about that!”

“What can I say,” I shrugged, “I’m a creature devoid of judgement.”

#ramblies #ffs foibles #funny #story #writing #they also note the amount of times I’m approached by strangers for random stuff #most recently was a woman looking for a hair model for beauty school #afterward my beloved was just like what is your life that people randomly come up to you #I’m getting an A+ in humaning

[high-quality-tiktoks]

How I accidentally faked my death at my high school reunion🫣🫣🫣

#video #tiktok #tiktoks #story time #comedy #funny #lmao #wtf #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbt+ #trans #transgender #high school #high school reunion #high school reunions #miamoorevibes

[prefer-to-be-vilified]

Wednesday, bursting through the door holding an urn: I found human remains at Goodwill.

Enid: I’m sorry, what?

Wednesday: Someone donated an urn to Goodwill and the ashes are still in it.

Enid: And so you decided to buy human ashes?

Wednesday: Yes.

Enid: From Goodwill?

Wednesday: Yes.

Enid:

Enid: I’m not even surprised.

Wednesday: Her name is Judith, I’m hoping she’ll haunt us.

Enid, in disgruntled acceptance: Yeah I know babe.

#and that is the story of how Judith the ghost started haunting ophelia hall #and she’s still there when wenclairs kids attend #and she tells them stories about all the dumb shit their moms did when they were at school #how is this becoming a fic prompt? #i honestly just thought it was funny but there’s potential here ngl #wednesday #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #wenclair #enid x wednesday #wednesday netflix #wednesday 2022 #incorrect wednesday quotes #incorrect wednesday addams #incorrect wednesday #incorrect wenclair #ptbv

[pixlokita]

I feel like ? I gotta remind people it’s ok to unfollow a blog when it upsets you in any way >> like if I ever do that sure, you can let me know if it was anything I did personally I’d appreciate it but if you just don’t enjoy something it’s ok to unfollow ;w; can’t stress enough how important it is to put your mental health first 👌

#pix habla #fnaf #✨💖 even if you don’t like frogs and I post about frogs does that make sense #i see some yall not liking some of the stuff I draw and just kinda wonder ? why you still follow lol #i won’t take it personally #even if it’s a mutual heck I’ve even told my friends to unfollow if they ever need a break from my blog =w=👌 #because It’s nothing personal >> #i used to ok so funny story xD I used to follow a friend in middle school on social media #and we were good friends but had nothing in common in what we posted about =w= #like she loved Beatles fanfics (don’t ask do not ask idk I didn’t read past the titles) #and i loved sonic :v #and like #thats aigh ? you don’t gotta ? follow a blog that doesn’t bring joy no matter if you’re close or not #i would honestly hate it if I’m making anyone upset or unhappy #so yeyeyeye I’ve said this before in other fandoms but like >>)✨✨💖 put 👏 your mental health 👏👏👏 FIRST ALWAYS👏 #Stay safe y’all ✨👌 have fun be free #we’re all just… sitting here… online 😔 ain’t nothing to it

[spoonful116]

I remember senior year of high school, people asking if they were a top or bottom. My asexual ass thought it was about bunk beds because we were going to dorms soon.

My answer was bottom because I was always afraid of falling off

#ace memes #ace spec #ace #gray asexual #asexual spectrum #asexuality #asexual #high school #true story #funny story #embarassing story #definitely fit in with the allos

[jash-updates]

Most normal energy drink consumer

#new tags time yippee #cj updates #so there's some old-ish tags here lol #i had this saved for a while actually. just didnt know if i wanted to post goofs yet #old tags: #i will say i personally cannot make fun of him for that #as i was [still am even] overly invested in drinking mnt dew #they used to sell a full liter mnt dew bottle for like a dollar at the stores near me & id take one to school a lot an drink the whole thin #[Sometimes id be able to get a whole 2 liter. Tho I couldn't drink the whole thing during the day [mainly just to save it for later rlly]] #which i would then have after the can id get every morning..... #im better now i swear #tho it was always very funny when i had a class with a friend where id slowly pull the very long bottle out from my bag #the face they would make is always so funny to me still #so i have a feeling i know *exactly* what face his teacher made #either like a mix of astonishment & confusion or its just disappointment #a “why are you like this” typea look #its great #however his story is still horrifying #i drink monster a bit & like one can is enough for me for a day [if i can finish it even] #maybe if i clutched onto that instead of mnt dew during school years id be just like him then #im in the good timeline thank god #rant over lol my bad

[liorlen]

working on smth where I put gale in silly outfits based on wizard subclasses/schools of magic, since I already did necromancer.

#by god he would not wear any of these but I like dressing him up #wip #alright to reblog but if this gets more notes than the final post with colors I will be So Sad #I’ve had smth like that happen before and I was just. ok. hits my head against a wall #it’s fun for me to imagine telling Gale what school of magic to focus on and it’s something insane #like divination. like ok gale. start having visions #gale start charming people. do it loser #I play divination a lot cuz it’s fun but in character story wise #anything other than like. pretty standard schools #feels so funny #it’s like. hey gale I know evocation is probably your thing or whatever. don’t care #but yeah. of these outfits evocation is closest to ‘standard’ gale #hmmm #thinking of doing something similar w astarion outfits l8r #assasssin/thief/arcane

[syrupyyyart]

Biggest folley of Motley and why it got so difficult for me to write was because I kept getting so caught up on trying to represent every aspect of their stories all at once anytime there were on screen, when really I need to remember that they are in fact Just Little Guys

#aaah. the difficulty of writing ocs youve had since middle school #to me they are at the end of their story. but to you ..... they are just random characters by a stranger on tha internet #i need to break them down to their core essentials again ..... work backwards #first few chapters are gonna get some minor edits to the art and dialogue #but i have a clearer view of what the next few chapters will be #glad i paused for a few weeks to work on far out (which is also looking super good. i love jane and galactica. theyre so funny) #its nice to make new characters fron scratch #the first few motley chapters are gonna get punched up and future ones will be overall funnier #kept trying to make it serious but it needs to be funny. otherwise this shit is gonna get depressing real quick lol

[tblsomedoodles]

Just a young Rider with his baby dragon. Nothing bad will happen to them. honest.

Rereading Eragon (b/c reading fourth wing and Iron Flame only succeeded in making me want to read something that actually focuses on the dragons/dragon riding aspects. b/c that's why i was there) and thought, hey this would be cute to draw for a speedpaint.

My computer thought otherwise and decided to shut down when i was almost done, corrupting the video.

The doodle got save (thank you csp for your recovery feature!) but yeah, no speedpaint to go with it.

So back to the drawing board. Literally. (and the speedpaint is already late too : / )

#the inheritance cycle #eragon #saphira #my doodles #i miss this series so much #i read these in like middle school #and absolutely adored them #it's funny #reading it is reminding me of the old fanfics i mentally wrote for this series #ones i completely forgot about until now #i wasn't physically writing or drawing much at the time #they were only planned stories i'd tell myself on repeat when i was bored #so there's nothing to reminisce over really #it reminded me enough to tell me they were once there #but not enough to completely recall them #actually kinda sad now that i think about it #anyways #have this failed speedpaint #i'll try another one soon

[skankhunt44]

Well... uh... wow. Lots to unpack here...

#memes #funny #lol #humor #meme #jokes #dank meme #dank memes #med school stories #funny story #funny meme #funny memes

[jacketlovingfox]

Just remembered how awful most of my 8th grade classes were. The problem was that the entire class was made up of friends and popular kids who knew each other, thus causing a literal war whenever the teachers left the class for 0.0001 seconds. I'd have to sit there and watch the chaos unfold beneath my quiet kid eyes (I was fresh out of quarantine at the time, not wanting to go back into public school).

#meme #funny #art #memes #cute #funny memes #drawing #school memes #middle school #school is kicking my ass #school #quiet kid #quiet #chaos #im done with this shit #8th grade #classes #storytime #short story #story

[midnights-dragon]

embarrassing thing that happened to me today that i feel tumblr would enjoy

went to dunkin for breakfast before my exam because yall know i fw donuts and bagels and overpriced drinks. i pulled into the drive through. the girl at the speaker is like what do you want to order, and i say, with full confidence:

"can i get a strawberry frosted bagel with sprinkles?"

the drive through employee, sounding slightly worried, just goes:

"what?"

i repeat myself exactly, feeling extremely confident in my ability to speak properly, and she says, in the most concerned voice i have ever heard in my entire life:

"do you mean... a donut?"

and me, on the verge of tears, am just like.

"yeah"

#the horrifying ordeal of that poor girl probably thinking for .5 seconds that some maniac wanted her to put frosting and sprinkles ona bagel #exams #high school #shitpost #personal #stories #funny

[high-quality-tiktoks]

Sasheer Zamata had a weird conversation in college.

#video #tiktok #tiktoks #story time #funny #lmao #wtf #comedy #school #college #university #friend #friends #sasheerzamata #standup

[mymymy03]

“The next time you want to make a point,” Jude says, “I beg you not to make it so dramatically.”

His shoulder hurts, and she may be right about the iron poisoning. He certainly feels as though his head is swimming. But he smiles up at the trees, the looping electrical lines, the streaks of clouds.

“So long as you’re begging,” he says.

—How the King of Elfhame Learned to Hate Stories

#AHHH #Pleasee #he’s so dramatic #and funny #I love both of them so much #cardan greenbriar #queen of nothing #jude duarte #the cruel prince #this is one book I’ve been rereading since middle school #and it keeps getting better #💖💖 #how the king of elfhame learned to hate stories #holly black