Rhys, entering Windhaven: I want friends.
Cassian: Hi.
Rhys: Not that one.
Cassian: Bold of you to assume you have a choice.
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I spent all day on this dumb joke for this audio
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Lucien, trying to buy a Father's day card:
Lucien: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad"
Associate: Well I-
Lucien: How about "You banged my mom"
Associate: No...
Lucien: You know what, I'll just get a blank one
Lucien, writing in the card: You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.
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Rhysand: We should get married
Feyre: We've been dating for less than a month
Rhysand: And I think I've shown incredible restraint waiting this long
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Meanwhile, in the murky depths of some underground tunnels:
Wondering how Nesta kept a straight face honestly.
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*Having a family dinner*
Amren: Can you pass the pepper?
Cassian: What’s the magic word?
Amren: *Clearly not impressed*
Amren: *Starts chanting in the old language*
Cassian: *Panicking and shoving pepper into Amren's hands* JUST TAKE IT! TAKE IT, OH MY GOD!
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Don’t worry baby boy, you’ll have your chance 😙
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spot the difference challenge
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so true tho
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luciens thoughts during the second trial:
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Just found this on pinterest, Credits to creator, this is hilarious
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Nesta: You know, Rhysand gives Feyre flowers everyday. I wish you'd do that too.
Cassian: Okay.
Later that same day.
Cassian, handing Feyre flowers:
Feyre:
Cassian: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
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Rhysand: My standards are very high, actually. I prefer well-mannered, graceful—
Feyre: *stumbles into the room, covered in mud and blood, wyrm carcass thrown over her shoulder*
Rhysand:
Rhysand: I want that one
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Feyre as Kris😭
Again…Pinterest is the place 😅
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