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That means that for a work to be eligible for copyright in the USA, it must satisfy three criteria:
1. It must be creative. Copyright does not apply to non-creative works (say, a phone book listing everyone in a town in alphabetical order), even if the work required a lot of labor. Copyright does not protect effort, it protects creativity. You can spend your whole life making a phone book and get no copyright, but the haiku you toss off in ten seconds while drunk gets copyright’s full protection. 2. It must be tangible. Copyright only applies to creative works that are “fixed in a tangible medium.” A dance isn’t copyrightable, but a video of someone dancing is, as is a written description of the dance in choreographers’ notation. A singer can’t copyright the act of singing, but they can copyright the recording of the song. 3. It must be of human authorship. Only humans are eligible for copyright. A beehive’s combs may be beautiful, but they can’t be copyrighted. An elephant’s paintings may be creative, but they can’t be copyrighted. A monkey’s selfie may be iconic, but it can’t be copyrighted.
The works an algorithm generates —be they still images, audio recordings, text, or videos — cannot be copyrighted.
For creative workers, this is huge. Our bosses, like all bosses, relish the thought of firing us all and making us homeless. You will never love anything as much as your boss hates paying you. That’s why the most rampant form of theft in America is wage theft. Just the thought of firing workers and replacing them with chatbots is enough to invoke dangerous, persistent priapism in the boardrooms of corporate America.
- Everything Made By an AI Is In the Public Domain: The US Copyright Office offers creative workers a powerful labor protective
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THIS IS THE LAST DAY FOR MY KICKSTARTER for the audiobook for "The Internet Con: How To Seize the Means of Computation," a Big Tech disassembly manual to disenshittify the web and make a new, good internet to succeed the old, good internet. It's a DRM-free book, which means Audible won't carry it, so this crowdfunder is essential. Back now to get the audio, Verso hardcover and ebook:
http://seizethemeansofcomputation.org
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Going to Burning Man? Catch me on Tuesday at 2:40pm on the Center Camp Stage for a talk about enshittification and how to reverse it; on Wednesday at noon, I'm hosting Dr Patrick Ball at Liminal Labs (6:15/F) for a talk on using statistics to prove high-level culpability in the recruitment of child soldiers.
On September 6 at 7pm, I'll be hosting Naomi Klein at the LA Public Library for the launch of Doppelganger.
On September 12 at 7pm, I'll be at Toronto's Another Story Bookshop with my new book The Internet Con: How to Seize the Means of Computation.
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euopligue · 10 months
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Them playing Minecraft
Modern Au | pls don't repost | srry if there's any spell/grammar errors | Warnings: swear words
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☆Rengoku
• he would eat the bread he had in his inventory even if his food bar was all the way up
•  I could imagine him greeting the villagers and introducing himself to them even though he knows for sure they won't introduce themselves back.
•  He would be the type to make a house inside a mountain
• I'd imagine him having a pet chicken 
• He'd have a farm full of carrots
• when yall would play together he be the type to give you a whole ass tour of his farm
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☆Giyu
• his number one goal is to find diamonds and make a full set of  armor with them
• Ngl idk how he does it but  he can take down a skeleton whitout any damage 😱
• he would have 1 pet dog just so he doesn't feel lonely
• Istg every time his dog would die he would start blaming himself
•" See giyu first your sister than sabito then your own Minecraft dog and yet you couldn't protect them" would be the words  going all over his mind
• when yall play together it be kinda chill ngl
• yall would go everywhere together
• he would be the type to make a house next to a river or a stream of water
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☆Muichiro
• he always forgets that a creeper can blow up
• Once he was fighting a creeper and BOOM he died
• that's why he has a cat with him at all coast
• he would be the type to steal the stuff from the villagers while not giving a sh!t
• hes the kind to try and tame a fox
•he finds Minecraft foxes cute
• he would also be the type to spawn iron goblins as body guards
• number 1 thing yall would do together is go mining
• like he would go for the diamonds and you would  go for the coal and iron
• He gets RAGED once he dies to an enderman like he keeps forgetting to put his pumpkin mask on
• he has this thing when yall would do a competition of who can steal the most stuff from the villagers
• he finds those little slime blocks adorable
• fvck houses he would have a tree house 
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☆Genya
•Nah this bro LEGIT wouldn't be scared to take down any monster mobs that in his property
• He'd be the type to rage everytime he dies
• Nah cause when he goes to a  village and steal some of there suff and the villagers replies with a "üHhh" bro will start cussing the whole alphabet at them 💀
• he goes for the gold
• He'd be the type to have around 5 horses in his little barn
• idk I feel like he would hate spiders just because of the sounds it makes
• when yall play together it's kinda interesting cause like yall have this thing that's like "who can kill the most monsters"
• he would have abt 3 dogs i guess
• he likes showing off so he would try and defeat an iron goblin to impress you
• so pretty much  he takes Minecraft seriously
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☆Mitsuri
• she can't stand survival mode
• like shes scared of the monster mobs
• so she goes for creative mode
• she loves all the animals in Minecraft and finds them cute
• she would have a beehive for the bee's
• and an army of cats 💀
• when yall play together you guys would try to make houses
•  not any other house but a mansion of a house
• ofc she would have a lil garden
• and yall would be gossiping gurly stuff while playing Minecraft
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Was playing Minecraft to the thought of this hoped yall enjoyed <3
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kazoologist · 15 days
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hello kay!
my current duolingo streak is 1576 days because i use it to remind myself to eat lunch/breakfast/make my bus so i cant ever delete this app or a fundamental chunk of my schedule (and my ability to recognize basic vocabulary and the cyrillic alphabet) is wholly doomed
My favorite movie of all time is The Spirit of the Beehive from 1973, its a spanish movie and I think about it constantly.
My favorite murder ballad ever is probably Amythyst Kiah's recording of Pretty Polly that she did for the album Big Bend Killing. If anyone who sees this likes country music or murder ballads, PLEASE listen to this and also Kiah's work she's got one of the craziest voices currently in the genre. Honestly listen to this album as a whole too, big bend killing has some CRAZY tracks on it. (Like Elizabeth LaPrelle's haunting recording of West Virginia Mining Disaster. Literally one of my favorite audio recordings in the world)
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indecisivepsyche · 2 years
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Dracula: The Evidence
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Well, now that we've finished reading Dracula, I'd like to highlight yet another upcoming way to read Dracula! This one is Dracula: The Evidence by Beehive Books, a small press imprint in Philadelphia currently available to preorder. Let me preface this by saying that I'm not affiliated with the creators of this project. I'm just discussing it because I think it's cool. I'll also warn that the two cheapest options for purchasing these items are $400 (for the complete artifactual experience) or $100 (for a hardcover version). If that's too much for you, I'd still recommend taking a look at the neat prototype images and information about the creation process found on their product pages and project updates.
Dracula: The Evidence is a project recreating the primary sources that make up Dracula. As they describe it, "In our edition, you are not merely a reader – you are an explorer making your way through this archive of first-hand evidence, retracing this nightmarish story through the remnants it left behind: correspondence, charts and diagrams, memoranda, artifacts, photographs, and much more."
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That means you'll be receiving items like Jonathan's journal and letters from Lucy to Mina in their complete (and unburnt) form.
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For people willing and able to shell out the $400, these items will come in a suitcase. For those who can commit $100, you can purchase a hardcover art book with pictures of the artifacts and transcripts of their contents.
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There's also the option to purchase a vinyl record of Seward's phonograph recordings (also for $100).
I'm going to ramble a bit more about the project under the cut, but before that here's a link to a post I've made with links to the project. One of them is a promotional Twitter thread written by a fictional archival intern hired to process the Stoker Papers. It's pretty fun.
Edit: It slipped my mind that there was a PDF preorder on offer on Kickstarter for $25. It's not currently on the Beehive Books storefront, but it might be sold once the preorder period is over.
Beehive Books has been transparent about supply chain issues and events like the calligrapher they cast to write for Jonathan Harker being conscripted in the army causing delays. However, it is currently projected that the products will ship in early 2023.
Speaking of calligraphers, they've hired over a dozen of them to write for the different characters. It's neat to hear that they've put a lot of consideration into how the personalities of the characters should be reflected in their handwriting.
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If you want to hear a sample of their recordings for Dr. Seward's diary, check out the September 12th Kickstarter Update on either edition. The updates are open to the public, and they've posting a link to a Dropbox with a two-minute sample from Jack's May 25th entry.
Check out the update from January 10th, 2022 to hear how they're tackling the fact that most of the documents that make up Dracula are originally not written in standard English. Here's an excerpt from it:
"For Mina, we've had her switch back and forth between shorthand and longhand throughout her diary. We've used it to enhance character building and storytelling. She's using the journal as an opportunity to learn and practice shorthand -- so which sections does she feel most urgent about, and might she scrawl down in her natural hand without translating into her shaky shorthand? Which sections might she feel private about, and want written in an alphabet that someone who comes upon her diary might not understand?
And then we have Mina's typescript, which transcribes every word of every document contained therein, and more. This allows readers to work with the two documents side-by-side, decoding shorthand or Russian with the help of the typescript."
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On the update from October 29th, 2021, they discuss how the Captain of the Demeter wrote his log before the modernization of the Cyrillic alphabet and how they had to find a linguist to rewrite their Russian translation.
Seriously, even if you can't afford to buy this, there's a lot of fun to be had in poking around the project updates and looking at the prototype images they've shared.
That's all from me! It's time to see some of the adaptations for myself, starting with Dracula (1931).
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thesmilingfish · 2 months
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I have a memory stick that I use for listening to music to in the car. The songs play alphabetically and recently I noticed that it took a REALLY long time to get through songs starting with the word "don't". Like to work and back. More than once.
I don't know, it amused me.
I've listed them under the cut so you can laugh at me if you like.
(Don’t Fear) The Reaper - The Mutton Birds
(Don’t Go Back to) Rockville - REM
Don’t - Elvis Presley
Don’t - Ed Sheeran
Don’t - Bryson Tiller
Don’t Be Cruel - Elvis Presley
Don’t Be Shy - Cat Stevens
Don’t Be Taken In - The Dave Clark Five
Don’t Blame Me - Peggy Lee
Don’t Bother Me - The Beatles
Don’t Bring Me Down - ELO
Don’t Call Me Baby - Voice of the Beehive
Don’t Call on Me - The Monkees
Don’t Cha Wanna Ride - Joss Stone
Don’t Change - INXS
Don’t Come Around Here No More - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Don’t Come the Cowboy With Me Sonny Jim! - Kirsty MacColl
Don’t Crash the Car Tonight - Mary’s Danish
Don’t Cry for Me Argentina - Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Don’t Cry, Baby - Etta James
Don’t Cry - Asia
Don’t Deceive Me (Please Don’t Go) - James Newton Howard (Primal Fear soundtrack)
Don’t Do Me Like That - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Don’t Dream it’s Over - Crowded House
Don’t Dream of Anybody But Me - Bobby Darin
Don’t Eat Yellow Snow - Frank Zappa
Don’t Ever Change - The Beatles
Don’t Forget Me - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Don’t Forget to Dance - The Kinks
Don’t Get Around Much Anymore - Tony Bennett (featuring Michael Buble)
Don’t Get Me Wrong - The Pretenders
Don’t Give Up - Peter Gabriel (featuring Kate Bush)
Don’t Give Up on Us - David Soul
Don’t Go Away - Oasis
Don’t Go Breaking My Heart - Elton John (featuring Kiki Dee)
Don’t Go Home - Kirsty MacColl
Don’t Go - Yaz
Don’t It Make My Brown Eyes Blue - Crystal Gayle
Don’t Keep it a Secret - Bob Wills and His Texas Playboys
Don’t Know How - Joss Stone
Don’t Know Why - Norah Jones
Don’t Leave Me That Way - Thelma Houston
Don’t Let Go of the Coat - The Who
Don’t Let Him Go - REM Speedwagon
Don’t Let Me Be Lonely Tonight - James Taylor
Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood - The Animals
Don’t Let Me Down, Gently - The Wonder Stuff
Don’t Let Me Down (Naked) - The Beatles
Don’t Let the Sun Catch You Crying - Gerry and the Pacemakers
Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me - George Michael and Elton John
Don’t Look Away - The Who
Don’t Look Back in Anger - Oasis
Don’t Lose Your Temper - XTC
Don’t Make Me Wait - Locksley
Don’t Make Promises - Paul Weller
Don’t Mind - Kent Jones
Don’t Pass Me By - The Beatles
Don’t Pay the Ferryman - Chris DeBurgh
Don’t Pull Your Love Out - Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds
Don’t Put Me Down - Jimmy Liggins and His Drops of Joy
Don’t Put Your Daughter on the Stage Mrs. Worthington - Vic Reeves
Don’t Rain On My Parade - Bobby Darin
Don’t Sleep in the Subway - Petula Clark
Don’t Speak - No Doubt
Don’t Stand So Close to Me - The Police
Don’t Start Now - Dua Lipa
Don’t Stop ’Til You Get Enough - Michael Jackson
Don’t Stop Believin’ - Journey
Don’t Stop Me Now - Queen
Don’t Stop the Music - Yarbrough and Peoples
Don’t Stop - Fleetwood Mac
Don’t Take Your Guns to Town - Johnny Cash
Don’t Tell Me - Ruel
Don’t Think of Me - Dido
Don’t Think Twice, It’s Alright - Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons
Don’t Turn Around - Aswad
Don’t Wanna Be Like That - Joe Jackson
Don’t Wanna Know - Maroon 5 (featuring Kendrick Lemar)
Don’t Worry ‘Bout Me/I’m in the Mood For Love - Louie Prima
Don’t Worry ‘Bout Me - Django Reinhardt
Don’t Worry Baby - The Beach Boys
Don’t Worry Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin
Don’t Worry - Marty Robbins
Don’t You (Forget About Me) - Simple Minds
Don’t You Know Who I Think I Am - Fall Out Boy
Don’t You Want Me - Human League
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capybaraonabicycle · 1 year
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Let's write a dw episode and choose a type of spaceship station!
Hi! We are writing a dw-episode with the help of polls. Please check this post about what part of the setting/plot has already been decided on.
In the last poll, we decided that one of our merged TARDIS-s will land on a spaceship station, i.e. something like a train station or airport but floating in space and for spaceships to dock at.  Let’s get to know the place!
First, let's choose the general look of the station. I have put some pictures that are similar to the aesthetic I am imagining under the cut, to help you understand the idea. But obviously, most of them aren't stations built in space. So, I'd rather you chose by the descriptions in the poll and what they mean to you.
Also, those are just the ideas I have come up with. If you have your own, please tell me in the tags and I might include them!
Thank you for voting! Please reblog <3
If you have other ideas, please tell me in the tags and I might do a re-draw with the most popular results and your input!
I am also doing a tag-list now! If you'd like to be tagged in a reblog of upcoming polls, shoot me a message :)
Pictures that more or less resemble what I have in mind for the station in the alphabetic order (A to K). Generally the station will probably look like a space station, a big or small together of platforms/docs, hallways/tunnels, halls and viewing platforms, floating in space. Instable/changable gravity is optional :)
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[ID: I am basically trying to represent the words in the poll with images. So we have in this order: A screenshot of the Tsuranga Conundrum; a grafittied hallway; the Antwerp train station; Central Park; a steel dome train station; Missy and Clara on invisible Skaro; a playground; a dungeon; an ice castle; a beehive. end ID]
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faeratil · 1 year
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For the ask game: 3, 4 and 11
Thank you!!
3. A specific color that gives you the ick
Hot pink. And I honestly think it’s because of my childhood. Growing up, my family (immediate and extended) all thought it would be super cute to have myself and my sisters all match in any item of clothing they bought that came in 3 colors: pink, purple, and blue. I got saddled with pink, which was fine until I started being “tomboyish” and wanted to wear blue and green and red and grey. And they kept buying me hot pink clothes and bags and hair bows. To this day, I feel absolutely disgusted looking at hot pink because it reminds me of when I just had to wear whatever my family bought for me and be nice about it.
4. Mythical creature you think/believe is real
I’ve always thought that the Fey and faeries were real and that they’re just very good at hiding from humans. I used to stand in a little mushroom circle that would occasionally sprout on our front yard, and I would close my eyes and wish for the faeries to come land on my shoulder or poke me or something that would let me know they were real. Nothing happened, but I think they would’ve been pretty cautious about interacting with a random human that just sat in their faerie circle. Also my url is one of my OCs named specifically because she reminds me of descriptions of the Fey.
11. Anything from your childhood you’ve held onto
My baby blankets made by my grandmothers, one a precious moments alphabet blanket, the other a green blanket with little honey bees and beehives with a silky white trim. Also my tooth fairy pillow that my mom made that has a tiny pocket no bigger than a quarter, little pastel yellow unicorns on the trim, and says in cross stitch:
“Dear Tooth Fairy,
In this pocket, you will find a teensy, tiny tooth of mine. So while I sleep where dreams are made, let’s see if you can make a trade.”
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thegreatobsesso · 2 years
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A scene, with a trigger warning for real life terribleness.
I wrote this scene a long time ago and I’m nowhere near where it’s actually going to fall into draft two (it’ll be very near the end of Book 1 of 2), but this devastating Roe v. Wade business is weighing heavily on me and I felt moved to rewrite it for draft 2 now. 
That being said, if you can’t even bear to engage at the moment, I totally get it. I’m loading this post up with every tag/trigger warning I can think of but if I missed something relevant, let me know. 
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Callie POV
Nine weeks after she killed Peter, she sipped on the brown-water excuse for coffee from the gas station and squinted against the orange-peel sliver of sun rising over the mountains, piercing the windshield view.
A pretty morning, all things considered.
By the next time she got out of the car, her back was killing her and she wanted to get out and stretch but she didn’t and that was stupid. It was just a parking lot. The clinic was just a clinic. Everything was fine.
It would’ve been a little more fine if they’d told her anything on her first appointment but nine weeks. While they spread the cold slime all over her, she imagined them telling her it was four or five weeks. That would’ve meant it was one of the men from the hotel.
Or, fuck her, if they’d’ve said fourteen or fifteen weeks it would’ve been Bennett.
But it was nine weeks, and so, that’s what it was.
It didn’t change anything. A nurse with a clipboard and a bright blur barrette in her beehive of auburn hair asked Callie her reasons for wanting to terminate the pregnancy.
Should she list them alphabetically?
Now, two days later, she sat in her hot car in the same parking lot, unable to move.
This was stupid.
Well, the whole thing was stupid. The fact that it couldn’t get done in one go. That she had to wait. That it was time now and she couldn’t put her feet to the pavement and make them go.
Was this some residual influence of dad’s? What would he say, after all, if he were here?
Something about all life being sacred, no doubt, and that God does everything for a fucking reason. Well, what if God was the one who wanted her to go inside? What if this was the holy fucking divine plan?
Bullshit: the fucking thinking in circles. She was done with all that years ago.
But she still wasn’t going inside.
Go, she willed her feet. They just waited there on the cigarette-stained rental car floor.
She wondered what her mom might have to say about all this. But even if mom was still alive, whatever her honest answer might be would just get drowned in the force of dad’s righteous judgement.
Janet would be good to have right about now. She’d just tell Callie to stop being stupid and go inside and she’d be right. She’d tan herself while she waited for Callie to be done.
Bennett, the sap, he’d probably hold her hand and it’d make her wanna puke. Christ, he’d probably offer to raise the fucking baby himself so she didn’t have to do this.
And the lady on the pamphlet, smiling serenely up at Callie from the passenger seat? She just wanted Callie to understand her choices. She wanted to make sure no one was coercing Callie into this. She wanted to reassure her that abortion was legal, safe and common.
The glass doors of the clinic slid open and two people came out. A couple, from the looks of it. The guy held onto his lady’s arm as she went down the short set of stairs. She looked tired but okay. They said some words to each other Callie could not hear on their way to their car.
That dumb insignificant thing cracked it open. She’d go inside if Peter was here.
She’d go inside if Peter was anywhere, really. If he were back at Delaney safe and sound, if he was waiting for her with open arms or he hated her for almost killing him. If he never wanted to see her again, but he was still breathing, somewhere.
But he wasn’t and he never would be again. All that was left of him was one tiny piece and that was her fault.
Callie did that.
She collapsed against the steering wheel and let loose with the scream she’d been holding back. It hurt her own ears but did little else, so she ripped the pamphlet to shreds and threw the remains into the backseat; family-planning confetti. She cried, growled, cursed herself and God. Then she sat up straight and drew one deep, shaky breath and then another.
This wasn’t fine but it would be. She wouldn’t keep the baby but she wouldn’t kill it either. Let it grow and then let it go.
Easy. Common.
She turned the car back on, cranked the feeble air conditioning and switched on the radio, hoping to not hear her own name. A blessing - all that was on was some silly pop song, pure and simple.
If she knew the words she might have even sung along, but it was a song from another life.
Park to drive, and hit the gas. She could do that.
So far, so good.
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I really wanted this to be a scene about someone making the choice not to have an abortion without it having a single whiff of anti-choice sentiment. I hope I achieved that. If it doesn’t go without saying, I’m rabidly pro-choice, and sometimes that means having the choice and choosing not to.
From a plot perspective....... I mean, if you’ve been reading my stuff for awhile you probably know the baby is Grace. ;) Soooooo, I couldn’t have her get an abortion but under the circumstances, she’d absolutely think about it. Anyway, working on this has brought me peace the past few days so I wanted to offer it up here. Take care of yourselves, friends. 💙
[[ Also, there are many Easter eggs in this bit from a song by my favorite artist, Vienna Teng, which is about a similar scenario to the one you’ve read above: Shasta (Carrie’s Song). ]]
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slimeslam · 2 months
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Book Review: Jorge Luis Borges: Ficciones
'The next time I kill you', said Scharlach, 'I promise you the labyrinth made of the single straight line which is invisible and everlasting.'
The collection of short stories by the Argentinian author Jorge Luis Borges first published in Spanish in 1956 is considered a classic of the magical realism genre. Borges' stories take place in the world of labyrinths, imaginary books about imaginary books, infinities of different sizes. This is best exemplified by the story Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius that investigates an imaginary mythology of a world with no concept of object permanence and a base-12 number system. My personal favorite The Library of Babel paints a picture of a possibly infinite library consisting of hexagonal sections not unlike a beehive that holds all the possible Latin alphabet character sequences.
Borges' style stands out from anything else I've read, it's best labelled by magical realism, by that it incorporates fantasy elements into a real world setting, but it does that in a very unique way employing mathematical and philosophical ideas almost in a way nearing science fiction. Yet the conventional notion of sci-fi would be misleading, it is not technology but ideas that Borges speculates on. Despite, or because of, all the uncountable infinities and n-dimensional objects there is also a degree of self-aware humor in Borges' narration, I bet he has had fun writing these books.
ALMS notes and selected vocabulary:
The narration of the book is quite conventional and the style is rather stating. However, the structure and language offer plenty of challenge. The combination of the matter-of-fact, almost scientific narration and the wildly speculative stories is an efficient narrative tool. I collected a list of new words the most interesting of which I will try to translate here according to Merriam-Webster.
aplomb - itsevarmuus
beset - ympäröidä, piirittää, häiritä
brusque - tyly
consternation - tyrmistys
dictum - lausunto, sanonta
din - jatkuva meteli
dithyramb - tunnekuohussa lausuttu vapaamuotoinen runo
farrago - sekoitus, sekamelska
febrile - kuumeinen
feint - harhautusisku
fortuitous - onnellisesti sattumanvarainen
frivolous - kevytmielinen, huonosti perusteltu
imprecation - kirous
intractable - vaikeasti käsiteltävä
limpid - vesikirkas
mien - vaikutelma
opprobrium - paheksunta
pecuniary - rahallinen
penumbra - puolivarjo
penury - rutiköyhyys
posterity - jälkipolvet
probity - (todistettu) rehellisyys
pullulation - kasvu, versonta, kuhina
sallow - harmaankeltainen
scruple - epäröidä
sedentary - paikallaan pysyvä
sinuous - kiemurteleva
specious - ulkonäöltään pettävä
tactile - tuntoaistilla havaittava, kouriintuntuva
timorous - pelokas
tutelage - holhous
vacillate - epäröidä, heilahdellä
vertiginous - pyörryttävä
vicissitude - vaihtelevuus, satunnainen asia
wherewithal - resurssit, varat
ALMS progress: reading 4 h 50 min, text 1 h 50 min, total 6 h 40 min
34 h 55 min
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poisoned-ai-data · 2 months
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Parmesean beehive
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y and then the cat screamed and then and then the cat screamed and then the cat went in the car and drove and crashed into the tree and then the bridge exploded according to some laws of something something about aviation, bees,
 flying, and stuff, and and we yellow blue blue, yellow, black blue, black, black no graduation very according to all laws of aviation, there is no way we should fly, but does something something but the beef is anyway, because fuck you he he he he ha ha ha ha ha ha he he ha ha I am better than you he he ha ha he he he he
i yehave ieto ietoeiye or something else but i don’t have a good answer for that lol i just wanna be
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builder051 · 1 year
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Alphabet Soup— all new q’s!
Send me a letter and I’ll give my opinion on the topic. :)
A is for aloe vera.
B is for beehives.
C is for croutons.
D is for Deadmau5.
E is for elevators.
F is for flunking.
G is for gobbling.
H is for hitmen.
I is for islands.
J is for Joaquin Phoenix.
K is for Kellog’s.
L is for lamentations.
M is for mistakes.
N is for non-participation.
O is for overdose.
P is for penguins.
Q is for quality.
S is for seahorses.
T is for tug boats.
U is for untying.
V is for vaping.
W is for whatever.
X is for x-ray.
Y is for yodeling.
Z is for zebras.
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starlingsrps · 1 year
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nicest kids in town.
adam is going to kill his friends. all of them. 
he sent very simple instructions to the group chat a week ago announcing the switch of the group costume from stranger things to the cast of the corny collins show (he had been struck with a bolt of inspiration after coming across hairspray on a hungover sunday). there had been ample time for people to switch their costumes but as people arrive at his apartment to meet for their bar crawl it becomes apparent that none of his friends can fucking read.
“okay but you changed you mind like five times before you even settled on stranger things,” grady points out, in full eddie munson gear. the wig is a nightmare but adam can’t fully say he isn’t kind of into the rest. “how the fuck were we supposed to know that you would change it again?”
adam gives him a dark look in the hall mirror as he combs his hair back again. just because they’re phoning it in doesn’t mean he will - he doesn’t know when he’ll wear a turquoise brocade suit jacket again but he’ll figure it out. “if any of you read my fucking texts-“
“you text us like thirty times a day,” maiya says from her post in the doorway. she’s dressed as nancy wheeler, another one of his friends with the worst fucking wig he’s ever seen. “i mostly tune you out unless it’s in caps or you send a moira rose gif.”
“fuck both of you, my texts are a delight.” the doorbell rings and he glares at it. “well let’s see if anyone else can read.”
there’s a sleep paralysis demon and a giant at the door. when the rage fades, he realizes that it’s lane wearing all black with christmas lights strung around him and the alphabet taped to his shirt and eve in a full body one piece unitard.
“goddamnit, you didn’t read my texts either?!”
lane shrugs and edges past him. “you didn’t put it in caps. beer me, mai!”
“and what the goddamn fuck are you?” he asks eve, barring her from entry. 
“the depiction of untreated mental illness,” she says, her voice muffled until she pulls off the hood. “it’s a statement.”
“we’re supposed to be the cast of the corny collins show.”
“i thought it was golden girls?”
“three weeks off, babe,” grady yells from the couch.
he needs liquor. 
after two shots of tequila, the rage moves to a simmer but spikes again as there’s a polite knock at the door. cecelia. only cecelia knocks like that and he knows cecelia has to read his texts. with hope in his heart, he sails to the door to open it and almost cries.
cecelia, wearing a vintage fifties dress that she probably purposefully bought for this and a perfect beehive, hands him a bottle of wine and kisses him on the cheek. “happy halloween! it was corny collins, right?”
he accepts the wine and wraps her in a bear hug. “it was!” he spies oliver behind her, wearing a sweater vest with his hair combed back and he guesses that’s close enough. “thank god you two can read. UNLIKE THE REST OF YOU.”
“fuck off cornelius!” 
“fuck off munson!” he yells back. “thank you, cee. get in here, we’re just waiting on gus and phoebe.”
“where’s-“
“trick or treating, migraine, has better things to do, handing out candy and will maybe meet us later,” he says, ticking off matthew, naomi, alexei, and irene’s current locations.
“phoebe says she and gus are outside,” the specter of untreated mental illness announces. “they’ll meet us downstairs.”
cell phones and go cups are gathered for the walk to the bars. grady slaps him on the ass and eve needs lane to guide her down the stairs with her hood up but they’ve had more eventful trips down his stairs - he’ll take it.
“are you fucking kidding me?!” he yells as they burst out of his front door. “do any of you read anything i ever send?”
phoebe, wearing some selkie creation with elbow length gloves and a little tiara, cocks her head. “weren’t we doing bridgerton?”
“i am going to rip all of you to fucking pieces.”
gus shrugs. “we found the vest and had to use it.” 
he’s grown out his sideburns for this.
jesus christ.
“i will choke you with that vest.”
“i think he looks handsome,” phoebe says, her arm around his waist. god he hates couples. straight couples mostly but dear god.
“fuck all of you,” adam says, marching down the street. “i’m going to go get drunk enough to forget what traitors you all are.”
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Hewwo! Congratulations on your milestone, I'm so happy of you!!! If it's okay, can I ask for J & L with Kuroo from Haikyuu? 👉👈 (I hope the format is okay!) ~🧁
thank you prism!!
k. tetsurou — haikyuu
j — jealous [do they get jealous? how do they act when jealous?]
personally, i think kuroo would just be a chill s/o! he wouldn't be in a relationship with you if he doesn't trust you!
altho he would be dismayed, he'd still keep an open mind to the things that surround you. he isn't pretentious and would prefer to ask you first before thinking of anything
but when he does get jealous, he's the cutest piece of shit
he'd look at you with pleading eyes, asking for your attention through those adorable kitten eyes of his and he'd definitely sport a cute pout on his face
he doesn't like causing scenes that aren't really necessary, so he'd go for seeking your affection instead of blaming the other person
"hey, babe?" he'd rest his chin on top of your head, his pout evident in the sound of his voice, "can we please hang out? i miss you and you've been occupied all day."
he's a hundred percent sure that you'd give in lmaop
l — love [when do they say they love you? how often do they say it? do they prefer to say or show it?
kuroo is a man of emotions. he may not show his vulnerability, but he wants his s/o to be someone who can tell if he's truly alright or not, someone who can see past his eyes. he's going to melt if you ever notice something so small that may be unessential but is a big part of his life, even if it's not something obvious
that's when he knows that he truly found the one, and he won't hesitate to tell you
he show his love both in his words and actions. he knows that you're aware but he just loves to remind you every single time of the day. he also loves showing affection, like i said, he's an emotional man and wants to act on this love that he has for you
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𝐇𝐢 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬! 𝐌𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢. 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐚 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫. 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 15 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 . 𝐋𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲, 𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡. 𝐒𝐨, 𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤! 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡!
𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞‼️ 📣: 𝐀𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐚 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐛𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧 (𝐩𝐥𝐮𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭). 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐩𝐥𝐮𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐨𝐧𝐞. 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐈’𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭. 𝐈 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮
𝐄𝐚𝐜𝐡 “𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤”📚 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 🔞 𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 18 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐬! 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐤𝐬. (𝐈𝐟 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬, 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐃𝐌 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐢𝐱 𝐢𝐭)
𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐊
𝐇𝐄𝐍𝐑𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐒(𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫)
𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫
𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑼𝒀 𝑵𝑬𝑿𝑻 𝑫𝑶𝑶𝑹
𝐇 𝐎 𝐋 𝐌 𝐄 𝐒
𝐏𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐱: 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬
Post Human: An Adaption of The Last of Us.
𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐀𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐫 , 5 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬
𝐒𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝
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When Love Finds a Way
Queenie’s Beehive
Ζαγρευς/ 𝐙𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐮𝐬 - sneek peak 
𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬
𝑺𝒎𝒖𝒕-🔥𝑨𝒏𝒈𝒔𝒕-😞 Fluff-🌸𝑽𝒊𝒐𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆-⚔️ Kinktober🎃🔥
Baited 🌸
Double Stuffed 🔥🔥
Goddess of The Moon 🔥🎃
“Jump!” 🌸
Knight in Shining Leather ⚔️
The Lady in Black 🔥⚔️
Love You Up Close 🌸
Poison 😞⚔️
So Anxious 🔥🎃
𝐒𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐊𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐧: 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝𝐬 🔥⚔️
The Stranger 🔥🎃
Traffic Stop 🔥
𝐖𝐞𝐭 𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐬 🔥
The Real Thing 🔥 (spin off from Wet Dreams) OUT NOW!!!
Gym Bros !!! (A One shot from a year ago)
Aaron Taylor Johnson Face Claims (Alphabetical Order)
Juicy Fruit coming soon!
Peter Parker /Spiderman/ Spiderverse
Web Of Lies
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a list of Irish unsolved mysteries, conspiracy theories, oddities, and mildly interesting events
abbeyshrule airfield is secretly being used by the american military?
the amazing blondini
anchor falls from the sky and attaches itself to church door. man is seen swimming from "sky ship" to try and release it.
ancient bog butter
anime advert released in 1997 to advertise murphy's irish stout
anne bonny, legendary female pirate who mysteriously disappeared
ardnacrusha rabbits
beauchamp bagenal, adventurer and handsomest man in ireland, who "fought a prince, jilted a princess, intoxicated the doge of venice, carried off a duchess from madrid, scaled the walls of a convent in lisbon, and concluded his exploits with a duel in paris."
beehive huts
big bertha, the world's oldest cow
bleeding religious statues in templemore, tipperary
butcher sees a flash of light and smoke coming from a field; investigates and discovers a tiny corpse that gardaí believed to be a rabbit. however, belfast laboratory carries out tests and marks the specimen "alien embryo."
chaocipher, the unbreakable code. only 3 people were entrusted with the knowledge of how to solve it by the creator.
celtic cross made out of trees viewable if you fly over donegal
chinese porcelain letter seals mysteriously found scattered in various locations in ireland
coffin of elderly woman dug up and mysteriously dumped on tipping point
the colleen bawn bust
conger bread
couple mysteriously disappear after attending funeral; their belongings are all intact and their house is undisturbed
dave mustaine of megadeth once yelled "give ireland back to the irish!" at a northern ireland concert. a fight broke out in the crowd, and megadeth had to travel in a bulletproof bus.
the death of sophie toscan du plantier, one of ireland's most famous murders
disappearance and death of andrew spence
disappearance of american woman annie mccarick in ireland
disappearance of jimmy o'neill, longest missing person case in ireland
disappearance of postman larry griffin
disappearance of lisa dorrian
disappearance of 6 year old mary boyle
disappearance of schoolboy philip cairns
disappearance of trevor deely
during the easter rising, the fighting stopped twice a day so the ducks in st stephen's green could be fed
the earliest known illustration of the moon is in a passage grave near the river boyne
éamon de valera was made an honorary ojibwe chieftain
elliot warburton wrote a book called darien, or the merchant prince, about a disaster on a steamship. warburton later died in a disaster on a steamship and his novel was published posthumously.
the fairy tree of life
the first use of the word dystopia was by john stuart mill, describing british governance of ireland
the freemason's hall in dublin, the second oldest grand lodge in the world
free-spirited englishman moves to ireland following a holiday; goes missing. there have been numerous reported sightings of him over the years, with some believing him to have joined a cult called the hare krishnas.
george bernard shaw tried to reform the alphabet
girl's face visible on satellite images of belfast's titanic quarter
goats predict weather
the hungry tree, an 80 year old tree eating an iron bench in the grounds of ireland's oldest law school
hy-brasil, a phantom island said to lie in the atlantic ocean west of ireland. it appears on some early maps but has never been reached. according to myth, it is shrouded in mist except for one day every 7 years when it becomes visible.
icelandic father flies to ireland for a poker tournament, disappears in broad daylight never to be seen again
inishmaan, the most isolated of the aran islands. with a population of only two hundred, irish is still the vernacular language and fishing is the main trade.
ireland has the highest number of ufo sightings in europe
ireland's only native reptile
irish guards officer falls 3,500 feet from an aircraft after parachute fails to open; survives by smashing through a corrugated iron roof in kenya which broke his fall
the irish loch ness monster
irishman attempted to steal the crown jewels in broad daylight; was pardoned because king charles ii was so impressed with his daring
irishman disappears in middle-eastern desert while on religious pilgrimage
irish people eat more breakfast cereal than any other country in the world
irish sheep boy
irishman survives both the sinking of the titanic and the sinking of the empress of ireland
irish teenage girl living in spain goes out on new years day; is never seen again. her brother is later on stabbed by their stepfather.
island off the coast of dublin populated by wallabies
jack lattin, a young musician from kildare who danced 8 miles before dropping dead of exhaustion in 1731
jean mcconville; kidnapped and murdered by the provisional ira for allegedly being an informant. her murder remains unsolved, with a number of high-ranking figures as suspects.
jenny diver, famous pickpocket who was educated, attractive, well-dressed, and led a gang of thieves
the kerry babies, one of the most tragic cases in 20th century ireland
killbrittain whale
king puck
kinnitty pyramid
kyleter's inn, kilkenny's oldest inn, which was established by ireland's first convicted witch.
limerick once briefly ruled itself in a soviet style government
the mayo gaa curse - why does mayo always reach the finals only for disaster to strike at the last minute?
the man who never existed, an unknown man who died almost as soon as he arrived in ireland
memorial plaque honouring someone who never existed near o'connell bridge, dublin
a mexican pilot crash landed in ireland and the locals came together to build a temporary runway for him to take off and continue his flight
mother in rural town vanishes into thin air
mound of the hostages, an ancient neolithic tomb that only lets in light twice a year
murdering lane and cutthroat lane
murder of moll mccarthy. a man was executed for her murder but was posthumously discovered to be innocent. her real murderer is still unknown.
the murder of raonaid murray; witnesses heard her telling someone to "leave her alone" and "go away", but ignored it. they then heard her scream as she was stabbed. her murder is still unsolved.
mv plassey, a steam trawler that ran aground in the 1960s and is still standing on the shoreline of inis oirr. it can be seen in the opening credits of father ted.
oliver plunkett's head
o'shea's pub
priest unjustly executed, all 12 jurors and the hangman subsequently died violent deaths
queen maeve, a galway duck, lays world's largest duck egg, almost as big as an ostrich egg. when the outer shell was broken, another egg was found inside.
st michan's church, a place where you can shake hands with an 800 year old mummy
stray cat found in northern ireland in 2015. its microchip information revealed that the cat is australian and 25 years old.
suspicious ships off the coast of kerry unloads what appears to be military equipment. inspired numerous conspiracy theories although some believe it to be a hoax.
the theft of the irish crown jewels
thomas legge, irish wandering adventurer who became a fakir and lived naked in an empty tomb in the deserts of rajasthan
the unsolved mystery of aer lingus flight 712
the vanishing lake in antrim
the vanishing triangle: an area where many young women have disappeared without a trace
what happened to shergar, the famous racehorse?
what killed the irish immigrants buried in a mass grave shortly after their arrival to philadelphia?
who killed lizzie o'neill?
"why go bald" neon sign in dublin
the world's most successful fugitive, john patrick hannan, is irish. he avoided capture for over 60 years and is still at large
the world's oldest bar is in ireland. it's been in business since 900 ad
the world's shortest play, just 35 seconds long
yola; a language derived from middle english that was spoken in wexford. it went extinct in the 19th century and had french, flemish, and welsh influences.
young woman disappears after going to nightclub; no body has been found and there is an unusual lack of evidence
2 iron age bog bodies were discovered in 2003. they were both well-groomed males, one with manicured nails and another with hair styled with gel. they had both been murdered.
the 12 pubs of christmas
in 1875 there was a fire in a whiskey distillery. 13 people died, not from the fire, but from alcohol poisoning due to drinking the whiskey that was flowing down the street in rivers
385 million year old foot prints in kerry
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