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theageofsims · 3 months
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Well Gloria, his ass outta town so you just gonna have to handle it.
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howlingday · 4 months
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White Knight Marital Bliss
Setting - Jaune and Weiss have been married for decades and their chemistry is pretty much Mung Daal and Truffles from Chowder.
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Jaune: She wants to go out with me?! Well, come on, out with it! Who is she? Is she cute?
Adrian: No, she's icky!
Jaune: Icky, huh? Well, it's a good thing I'm a married man.
Adrian: What if you weren't married?
Jaune: If I wasn't married? (Starry-eyed, Giggles)
Weiss: (Summons glyph)
Jaune: (Whacked in the head) I LOVE YOU, BABY~!
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Jaune: Weiss, mind the home and hearth! I'm heading into town. We need more spice!
Weiss: ...Well, I'm glad at least one of us is willing to admit it.
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Weiss: What's with all the yelling?!
Jaune: Not to worry, my beautiful snow angel, your knight in shining armor is on the case!
Weiss: Ugh! I don't have time to wait for him! You do it instead!
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Jaune: Providing support is Weiss, better known as "The Mouth".
Weiss: "The Mouth"?! What is that supposed to mean?! YOU SAYING I'M LOUD?! I'M NOT LOUD, YOU'RE LOUD! (Barking)
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Jaune: I'll do whatever it takes for you to stop ruining Griffball!
Weiss: We'll see about that! You're going down, old man!
Jaune: No! You're going down, older woman!
Weiss: No, you are!
Jaune: No, you are!
Weiss: NO, YOU!
Jaune: NO, YOU!
The two then proceed to furiously make-out in the middle of the playing field. They then shove each other off, simultaneously shouting "Get off me!"
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Weiss: Is everything ready for my elegant Atlesian lady debutante association luncheon, my big, strong, cuddly-wuddly, poopsy-woopsy yummy boo-boo bear~?
Jaune: Ready and able, my lovely snow angel~! No need to worry because everything will be perfect!
Weiss: (Sobs into his chest) Oh, thank you~! You have no idea what it's like to be surrounded by ugly men all day, every day!
Ren: (Stops, Stares at Weiss)
Adrian: (Stops, Stares at Weiss)
Weiss: (Pulls away) So, my wonderful knight, just for today, don't make me come into this kitchen for any reason at all. OR I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF.
Jaune: ...Uh, I love you, too?
Weiss: (Kisses him, Skips away giggling)
Jaune: ...Oh god, they're here. REN, RUN OVER THERE! ADRIAN, PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!
Jaune: Remember, if Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy! (Points at you) NOT EVEN YOU!
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Weiss: Oh, and one other thing. If I hear any of you say anything bad about my husband or his hard work, so help me, I will hunt you all down, rip your arms off and poke you with them until you cry for mercy! NOW GET OUT!
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Jaune: Oh! Oh! You did not just give me the hand! Ooh! Ooh! It's on now, GIRL-FRIEND! (Picks up rock, Tosses a feet)
Cinder: Ha! You throw like an old woman!
Weiss: That is not true! I throw MUCH better than he can! (Uses glyph to lift boulder, Bullseye)
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Weiss: Jaune?! WHY YOU...
Jaune: Um! Uh! This is a dream!
Weiss: No... You're NEVER in my dreams!
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Jaune: Great... She's using fireworks.
Weiss: I completely forgot what fireworks are.
Weiss: In my marriage!
Weiss: WHO SAID THAT?!
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Jaune: No.
Weiss: Yes!
Jaune: No!
Weiss: Yes!
Adrian: Fight! Fight!
DING!
Jaune: (Limbers up in one corner)
Weiss: (Barking in the other)
Jaune: (Pinned by Weiss)
Weiss: (Spider-Man kicks him)
Jaune: (Broken over her knee)
Ren: (Holding Weiss' hand high)
Weiss: We will do the mission!
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Adrian: Uncle Jaune, are women always this emotionally draining?
Jaune: No! Of course not!
Weiss: (Opens faucet in Jaune's chest, Fills cup with emotions) Ah~!
Adrian: (Watches in horror)
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Adrian: I'm back! Here's the white-haired melon you needed!
Jaune: But we already put in the white-haired- Uh-oh... (Opens oven)
Weiss: (Inside the oven, Growling)
Jaune: (Slams shut) Not done yet! Adrian, we need to talk about your shot attention span-
Ren: Mhm.
Weiss: (Inside the oven) OH, DARLING~!
Jaune: RUN, MAN! RUN!
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Jaune: Oh hiya, Weiss! Did you have a good trip to the store?
Weiss: Mhm. Yup. No problems at all.
Weiss: EXCEPT FOR THE PART WHERE MY GIANT BUTT WRECKED THE TOWN!
Jaune: Your what did who know?
Weiss: Jaune, be honest with me. Have I become a little... PLUMP IN THE RUMP?!
Jaune: ...Adrian, cover your ears. Um... No?
Weiss: Was that a question?
Jaune: N-No.
Weiss: So I put on weight?
Jaune: I didn't say that.
Weiss: So I need to go on a diet?
Jaune: I didn't say that!
Weiss: Come on, out with it! Have I become
Weiss: FFFFAAAAA...?
Adrian: Fat? Yeah!
Jaune: (Covers Adrian's mouth)
Weiss: S-So it's true! (Runs off crying)
Jaune: Adrian, life lesson number one; never tell a woman she's fat.
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Jaune: Well... I give up. If anybody needs me, I'll be spending quality time with Weiss.
Adrian: It's that bad, huh?
Jaune: Yup. That bad.
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Weiss: And here I thought I married a huntsman, not a crybaby!
Ren: Ooh~!
Jaune: WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT?!
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Weiss: I love you, darling~.
Jaune: I love you, too, pumpkin~.
Weiss: What do you mean pumpkin? You sayin' I'm orange and round? Is that how you see me?
Jaune: No! Of course not, dumpling!
Weiss: Oh, so now I'm a dumpling?! I'm puffy and stuffed with meat and cheese! Is that it?!
Jaune: No, honey, that's not-!
Weiss: (Readies glyph) HONEY?! OH, SO NOW I'M ALL STICKY AND GOOEY?!
Jaune: No! You're, uh, my dilly-dally-daloo!
Weiss: ...Aw~! You're lucky I have no idea what that is.
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Jaune: I've got the blueprints right here! (Opens scroll, Shows off lewd Weiss)
Adrian: My eyes! (Screaming in pain)
Ren: Jaune!
Jaune: Oh, right! Heh heh! Wrong picture! (Taps) Here we go! (Shows off lewd Ren)
Adrian: MY EYES ARE BLEEDING! (Screaming louder)
Ren: JAUNE-!
Jaune: I know, I know! I said I'd deleted it.
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storiesbyjes2g · 3 months
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3.76 Ain't nobody love
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Sophia finally came inside, and Dad congratulated her. He showered us with praise, and his unwavering belief in us resonated in every word. I tried to imagine what that moment must have felt like. Soulmates and serious commitments were important to him, but he didn't find success in that area. He never pushed me and mostly stayed out of my business unless I requested his help. But I knew all he wanted for me was success where he had failed. Sharing that special moment with us, knowing we had a solid foundation, must have been such a relief to him.
He asked about the house, and I described it as a larger version of his with four very small bedrooms, two bathrooms, a dining room, an office, and a nice sized yard with a massive tree. The previous owners left a treehouse kit behind, and I asked if he would help me build it. Of course, he looked forward to it.
"I'd love for you guys to stay for dinner, but you know if you don't get to your mom's house soon, there will be hell to pay," he said.
He was not wrong, so we got parting hugs and I love you's and headed to snowy Newcrest. Mama was standing at the door watching television, so I didn't bother knocking since she could hear us on the porch. Sophia stayed outside, trying to convince the dogs to come out of the freezing cold and into the house.
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Mama's hair caught me off guard. It was so bright. Like, really, really bright. That's when I realized it wasn't gray anymore.
"You dyed it white?"
"It's not white! It's platinum blonde."
"Oh... I like it. Kinda badass."
She was always so adventurous with her hair. When she turned up to her birthday party with gray hair, she honestly surprised me. I thought she wouldn't be caught dead with gray hair, but I guess she was just trying it on. Clearly, that color didn't speak to her.
"Thanks, buddy! To what do I owe this pleasure? You're spoiling me with these frequent visits!"
"I proposed!"
She screamed. I never heard her make that sound before, and I'd probably never hear it again.
"THANK THE WATCHER!!"
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Sophia had just come inside—without the dogs—in the middle of that commotion and stood off to the side, smiling, while Mama began to squeeze the life out of me.
"Oh, I'm so happy!!! My little buddy is getting married!!!"
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Just as quickly as she embraced me, she pushed me aside to see Sophia's ring. She grabbed her hand, oohing and ahhing, holding it up to the light to catch every glint and sparkle.
"You chose well," she said. "It's perfect! I can't believe this, but I totally believe it! We have so much work to do!"
And there was the Emmy I expected earlier that week. I raised my eyebrow at Sophia, signaling her to brace for impact, just like I told her.
"So, when is the wedding? Wait, where is it? Sulani is perfect this time of year! Are you doing a honeymoon? What about kids? Are you waiting or trying immediately?"
"Whoa, timeout," I said. "We literally just got engaged like two hours ago. We haven't planned anything."
"Two hours? And you're just now coming to me?"
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"Mama, chill. I proposed in San Sequoia. We went to Dad's first."
"Hmph. Well, you can leave Sophia with me. We'll have everything all done and dusted by the end of the night!"
I shook my head, and Sophia's eyes bounced between the two of us, uncertain if she should interject and afraid of what "leave Sophia with me" meant.
"Uhhh...shouldn't Luca have a say in his own wedding?" she asked warily.
"Why?" Mama asked. "Everyone knows the wedding is all about the bride. I'm sure Mr. Cute Face will be fine with whatever you want."
"But...," Sophia said hesitantly.
Mama sighed, and relented.
"Fine. He can have some say. But this wedding needs to happen as soon as possible! Especially if you're waiting to have kids. You can't wait too long!"
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Sophia smiled uncomfortably, but found a little confidence.
"How about Luca and I talk about it first, and then we'll let you know what we'd like to do?"
Mama glanced back at me with a serious look.
"I love her. You chose very well."
"I know," I said, matter-of-factly.
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She turned back to Sophia.
"You always stand up for my son. You don't understand yet how happy that makes me as a mother. We raise these little sims, and pour our whole lives into them, trying to protect them from the world and everything in it. It's very odd when they grow up because you still want to be that person in their lives, and it's hard to let go. But at the same time, deep down, you hope one day they'll find someone who will love them just as fiercely as you do. Thank you for loving my son like that."
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"He loves me like that," Sophia said.
Mama grinned at me.
"I know he does."
"Here's an idea," I said, attempting to end this Luca Love Fest. "We've been walking around San Sequoia all day. How about Sophia and I go grab dinner and celebrate? You can watch the dogs, and we'll talk about wedding stuff. We can discuss everything when we come back to pick them up. That sound okay?"
"That's perfect," Mama said.
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gallawitchxx · 5 months
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hello bee - my offering to you to please speak more on conspiracy theory mickey: 🪴🍉🍫🎶🎷🦇
(hey remember when my ask linked to a completely random post that one time. i hope that doesn't happen again ahaa)
oh hello ray babyyyyy 🖤🖤🖤 ily did you know? thank you for the offerings, your link worked perfectly this time & i would love to chat more about conspiracy theorist!mickey! 👀🔎🕵️‍♂️
soooo, my guy is absolutely a moon landing denier 🌕🚫🧑‍🚀 like, what do you mean a bunch of astronauts went to the moon a few times & then we never went back?? what kind of fucked up science is that? it absolutely could've been faked on a soundstage, those hollywood fucks are always making shit look real!
also! ALSO! aliens! 👽 can't trust the government for shit, but even they're admitting aliens are real now! but mickey was into area 51 waaay before it was cool, ok? if he weren't married to the world's biggest worry-wart, he would've strapped up & joined all those guys that ransacked the place a while back. yippee kay yay, motherfucker! 🛸 we can’t be alone in the universe & to say differently would be ridiculous.
"gotta watch out for the gray, ian." "who are the gray?" "those big gray alien fucks that are messin' with our dna. snatchin' people right up off the ground & doin' all kinds of experiments on 'em & shit." "mick... just because you're turned on by aliens doesn't mean that they're abducting people & changing our genetic code..." "it's called galactic interference, asshole. look it up." ... "& fuck you, it ain't my fault you look like a goddamn freckled freak." "you need to get off the internet."
because yeah. that's where most of this shit gets stirred up. of course it is. when mickey can't sleep, he's scouring reddit boards & weird little sites that nobody's ever heard of, reading post after post by people with usernames like tinfoilhat4life and wakeupsheep69. he's not sure that he believes everything he reads -- he's definitely not into some of the more whack ones that right wingers have been peddling recently about pizza shop sex rings & whatnot -- but look.... he doesn't know.... you know? 👀🔎🕵️‍♂️✨
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claire-elvisgirl · 8 months
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A growing Lily - pt. 1
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Here we aaaare!!! Part 1 is finally ready...I hope you like it. Daddy is ready to show his love...chapter 1 is cute and soft, but the others 2 will be particularly detailed and full of love, sex and all the stuff we like so much! Enjoy!
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Word count:2012
Summary: You’re divorced. Elvis takes you and you little daughter to live with him.
Warnings: Nothing particular in chapter 1
Your marriage wasn’t meant to be a happy one. You knew it the moment you find out you were pregnant. Your husband didn't take the thing too well and left you. You didn't want to give up on your baby, so you kept on with your pregnancy alone. You were young and inexperienced, but you managed it very well and had a beautiful girl named Lily.
She was your only joy. One sunny afternoon she asked you to take her to the park to play. You didn't feel so good, but she insisted and you decided to take her out. A nice breath of fresh air would have helped you too.
You sat on a bench and she flew off to play. While you were watching her, a young man appeared and approached you. He had incredible blue eyes and dark blond hair. “Hi miss!” he said with a soft voice. You looked up: “Hello!”. “May I sit down?” he asked gently. “Of course!” you answered. He sat next to you and started to talk. You ignored him. “I’m Elvis, by the way. You got a name, li'l gal?”
“Y/n!” you replied without looking at him. “Y/n? Why, that's a real pretty name. Where you from? I ain't seen you aroun' here before.”
You heard him keep on asking things about you. The thing bothered you, but at the same time you found him interesting. “I’m in town since a month!”
He looked at you surprised: “You’ve been here for a month, and I ain't seen you 'til now? Man, I must be blind! I never met a gal as pretty as ya before.”
You coughed. Then Lily ran to you. "Mommy can we play now?".
Elvis was shocked and enchanted at the same time: “Why, what is this? We got ourselves a momma's little girl here?” He kneeled down in front of Lily and started to make funny faces. “Who's this little princess?”
You smiled: “This is Lily, my daughter”. He turned to her. “Well, hellooo Lily! Ya look just like your momma!” He winked at you. Lily giggled. "Who's he mama?"
Elvis pinched her cheek: “I’m a good friend of mommy, Lily. My name is Elvis! Can you say it?”. She smiled and repeated: “Eylvis?!:” He laughed and you smiled as Lily ran away to play. “Boy she’s the cutest thing I've ever seen!” he said. “You and your husband should be very proud!”.
“Well, in fact I am!”. Elvis noticed something bothered you. “What’s the matter?” he asked.
“I’m…I’m not married! I was!”
He tried to understand. “Was, huh? So you ain't married anymore?” He looked at you sadly.
You shook your head and looked up: “Well...he left me while I was pregnant of Lily!”
He turned agry: “He...what??? Now that were just plain awful. Now, a gal like you shouldn't be all alone. Ain't ya got nobody here for ya?”
You hated pity and compassion from others. “Oh don't worry, I can manage everything pretty well!”. He put a hand on your shoulder causing you to shiver inside. “Ya really think ya can raise a child all by yourself? A child needs a man, sugar, someone to protect 'em!”. He was getting more involved as time passed. You looked down. “I can't force him to stay with me if he doesn't want to!”. Elvis grabbed your hand and looked deeply into your eyes. “I wasn’t talking about him!!”
You looked at him for a while. You couldn't believe what he was saying.
“Elvis…!?”. Thousands of thoughts flipped through your mind. He was practically offering you a new home, a new life, with him and Lily. You took back your hand from his.
“Why would you do that? I mean...why would you take a girl with a daughter? You're not worried about what people could say!?
He laughed loudly. “Y/n, I don't care 'bout what them other fools might say. All I care now is 'bout you, and 'bout that precious little girl. If ya say yes, you're gonna be my wife and she’s gonna be my little girl. We're gonna be a family! A real family!”
He smiled at you and you slowly looked up at him and smiled back. “Are you serious?”
He turned serious: “Dead as a rock, y/n. I’ll be your man for the rest o' ya life!” As he slowly leaned towards you, Lily laughed loudly pointing her little finger to you. He smiled and gently picked Lily up on his lap. “Why, look at that. Seems like your little princess here wants us to be together!” Lily smiled, she seemed to know what's good for you. He kissed you again, this time more passionately. Lily pulls out her arms to him. "Daddy!?" He blushed and held her in his arm.
"Come here, my little angel. Come to daddy". Lily smiled and hugged him tightly. You looked at them, a little worried. You were certainly pleased about the situation, but you were afraid of rushing things, especially for your little girl. You didn't want to hurt her in any way.
You tried to get Lily back and explained to her that he’s no daddy.
Elvis held her tightly. “Ah come on, y/n, don't be angry with her. Lil' Lily is happy, aren't ya honeybee?” He sat Lily back on his lap and put his nose on hers. "Awww, look at ya little angel! Daddy loves ya, Lily." Lily touched his face and looked at him with her bright blue eyes. You were melting inside at that sight and you were feeling that maybe that young man could really change your life.
“Elvis you don’t have to do it…” you told him seriously.
He pinched your cheek: “Don’t worry, don't ya just see that we're bonding too well? Me, you, and lil' Lily, we can be a real family! You just have to say yes!” Lily smiled and kissed Elvis' nose.
You were tempted to tell him yes right there, but suddenly a strange fear pierced your heart. You saw all your past life in a second: the marriage, the separation, the divorce…you were not ready to face all these things again. “I...I can’t, I’m sorry!” You got up from the bench and took Lily in your arms: "C’mon Lily, time to go home".
Elvis stood speechless as he watched you going away. Lily looked at him and started to cry: "No, mama! I wanna stay with Eylvis!". You tried to calm down Lily and took her way home. Elvis stood up and ran after you: “Y/n, ya can’t take away my little angel!”. You looked at him firmly: “Elvis please, she's not yours and you know it!” He stood up and went after you. Lily was still crying "Daddy…Eylvis!".
He grabbed you from behind.  “Y/n you can't do it…”.
You tried to explain your reasons very calmly: “Elvis please, if you want to do it, I'm ok, but I can't do it in a snap! It’s a thing that has to be settled with time and patience...”
He nodded: “Why, of course! Of course I’ll be a gentleman 'bout it. I’ll give ya all the time ya need. But remember, this is just between you and me...and your little angel over here. Now, ain't this a real pretty picture of a family?”  He held you both tight against him. You looked at him a little scared, but at the same time you felt relieved and happy.
You gave him your hand. “Listen, I'll think about that, ok?”. He kissed your hand: “You take all the time ya need, darlin'” then he looked at Lily. "Awwww, what a cute little angel. Do you know who's your daddy, Lily? Yeah, Eylvis is your daddy now!” Lily looked at you, smiling. You felt strange inside. For the first time you thought maybe you really needed someone, and most of all you’re enthusiastic about how much Lily loves Elvis.
He tickled Lily. “It's like this little honeybee knows just what's best for us. And now I got a little mission for ya, y/n!”
“A mission?” you asked.
“Yeah. I want you to go home and gather all the things that you and Lily need for you to be living with me from now on. I want it all ready in 'bout two days. What ya say 'bout that?
You stopped and stared at him. “Two days?? Oh Elvis, how can I…? I mean, it's happening so fast, I have to be sure I can trust you. I can't let this thing hurt me or Lily!”
He grabbed your hand again and his eyes were pointing right at yours. “Ya can trust all I say. Look how I love your little angel. Look how she loves me!” He kissed Lily on the forehead.
You were starting to trust him and you decided to give him a try. “You know what, you're right! I'm in!
He was filled with joy and he held you tight. “Oh y/n you’re making me so happy! We’ll be the best family ever!” Lily smiled again. "Ya, daddy!" and she hugged you both. Elvis smiled, kissed you and Lily and left. You looked after him, your face was a mixture of joy and excitement, but you were still a little worried.
In the following day you kept thinking about him and his proposal. He was offering you a stable home and a new life. You were really concerned, but you thought you had nothing to lose. You trusted him. He told you that was not the first time he saw you. He had spotted you and Lily many times before, but he never had had the courage to talk to you. And now he was practically asking you to marry him. Legally or not. All these thoughts were bouncing in your head, as you started to gather things you and Lily may need to go with him. Before you left, you took Lily in your arms and asks her what she thought about Elvis; you wanted to be sure that she would be really happy. You were still in doubt, but Lily gave you the courage to go ahead. She loved Elvis very much; she kept on calling him daddy and the way they bonded at the park was really amazing.
Two days after, he came to pick you up with his car. He got off and ran to hug you and Lily: “My precious girls…”. Then he turned to you. “Ready?”. You nodded and seated in the car. He drove away…away from your past, from your husband and from all the bad things that happened to you.
He took you to his home, a beautiful country home with a big garden.
He was enthusiastic. “Hey, look! The whole gang is waiting for us!!”. You were concerned: “Elvis who are these people? I thought we would be alone…”
He smiled at you grabbing your cheek. “Oh don't ya worry. My friends are the best fellas you could ask for. They'll keep us safe and happy, honey. Now, come with me, I’ll show ya around!” He parked and Lily gets out of the car and hugs him. Then all the others came, one after the other welcoming the new family member. Elvis opened the door and helped you to get out of the car.
You stopped and watch all the wonderful things around you: “This place is amazing!”
“I told ya!” You smiled and followed Elvis. Lily looked at the guys. They were dressed in a way she had never seen before. She pulled you close laughing: "Mommy, are they cowboys?"
You laughed back: “Of course they are my love, aren't they Elvis?" You winked at him. He played your game.
“You betcha, Lily! These guys are the best! Now, let’s go meet 'em all!”  You looked at Elvis. You kiss passionately. You felt really in love with him. Then you hug each other. You heard noises behind you, but you don't worry about it. You don't care what others think, because you are finally happy.
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xxgoblin-dumplingxx · 2 years
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More of the amnesia verse, please!
It wasn't until Bruce was in your Aunt's house, surrounded by countless cousins, friends, aunts and uncles- that he realized just how massive your family was. Or how deep your roots went in that town.
And he could see how it would tempt Dick to stay.
All his life, he'd wanted a connection to something. Anything that could fill the void his parents left when they were murdered. And watching Dick help your aunt into the house, leading her to her favorite chair- both of them red-eyed and still distraught- he was both sad he'd found it and grateful. Bruce had expected your family to be furious with Dick. Instead, they'd scooped him up and rallied. Because they loved you. And you loved Dick. And so they loved him. Because, as Bruce was Given to understand, even if he was kind of weird- if you loved him there must be something about him.
"I didn't get a chance to say anything earlier," Bruce said, approaching Sarah, "I just wanted to say- I'm- I'm sorry. This must be horrible for all of you."
Sarah sighed and nodded, "I've always said Honey was my first baby," she said softly, "After her mama and daddy died-"
When Bruce made a soft noise Sarah smiled sadly, "They died while she was a baby. A drunk driver hit the car and they were dead before the ambulance got there."
"Oh-"
"It was their first big night out- Alex, her daddy, got tickets to see Def Leopard. He was a big classic rock guy," she said breaking off with a snort, "Thankfully, Mama managed to convince Tara that even with Lawn seats, a concert was gonna be way too loud for a baby."
Bruce gave her a questioning look and Sarah smiled ruefully, "They were only 19. But. Honey was safe, thank god. And Mama and Daddy took over after that. So not only was she their first grandbaby but she was the last piece of their baby."
"Her dad's parents didn't-"
Sarah snorted bitterly, "They got mad Alex knocked Tara up and refused to so much as LOOK at Y/N until 'bout the time she was in high school and Jerry- his dad- had a stroke. Then all of a sudden he wanted her around."
His detective instincts kicked in and Bruce filed that away for later. Making a note to follow up on it. In a town this small, grudges and old wounds festered and it was easy for an infection to spread. And he was going to ask a question but then he looked where Sarah was looking. She was watching Dick cuddle the kid that climbed into his lap to show him a new coloring picture.
"They were trying for a baby," Sarah said, shaking her head. "Not that Honey really told anyone that- it's not their business, you know?"
He blinked, but nodded, "Can you keep a secret here?"
"Sometimes," Sarah snorted. "With how quick they got married, most everybody expected her to be having a baby two years ago-"
"What's the family think about that?" Bruce asked, still processing the fact that Dick was thinking about having kids at all.
Sarah shrugged, "Honey's a grown woman who pays her own bills and can change the oil in her own truck- she ain't have to answer to nobody... And most people know better than to tell Honey what to do about anything. So if they didn't like it they mostly kept their mouths shut."
"What about you?" he asked the matriarch, smiling a little.
"Honey's a good girl. What she does in her own house and who she does it with is none of my business until she tells me about it- that's the only reason I know they were thinking about a baby."
"Just thinking about it?"
"And not doing a whole hell of a lot to prevent it," she snorted.
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incarnateirony · 10 months
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I swear Vinnie is from Taiwan, she even tweets often in chinese. I guess Kelios is the one from Dallas. And is Dani your ex? (Of course I'm not her, as you already know I live in the other side of the Atlantic)
"From" and "in" or "local server located" are not the same thing. No, Dani isn't my ex, she's a weirdo that was in our server for a while obsessed with twitter fighting wincels while everyone rolled their eyes, and we got mad when she used her kids as pedo bait, and she said some godawful shit that pissed off the native americans in the server, and wanted to make money off of twitter, but got real mad when we said nobody would pay to watch her fight wincels. Time and again and again she'd try to bait us into fighting wincels with her and we were like "no, that's dumb, they're dumb, they aren't worth the kilobits". Realizing she had zero audience for what she wanted there, she flipped, and ran both TO my ex and the Wincels, talking to and RTing both, and they've become a little unit of clusterfuckery. Vinnie's just using some chick that uses her kids as pedobait obsessed with twitter fights as an attack dog because, while the rest of us told her to stop, Vinnie's life is defined by pretending to control a digital space.
guys sometimes i write shit in Thuum, that doesn't mean I'm in Skyrim.
To clarify my ex is the psychopath that thinks The Greek Deity Hermes Looks Like My Roleplay Character and that Lemons Are Tools Of Powerful Curses That Must Be Sunsoaked To Be Brought Inside Safely. After spending their whole lives sunsoaking. And that it's not cheating to just DIGITALLY romance with someone and maliciously kick out your years long provider the second you get your first check but after letting me pay the bills just to install the digital partner directly into real life vagina. That person.
Like bitch please, both of you, pull your own fuckin legs cuz you ain't pullin mine after she "OH WOW WHAT A SURPRISING DIGITAL HOOKUP" with me fucking TWICE, the first time I found out years later less than a year after she got married, and flirting with me the whole time, including the same RP bullshit. Like. Mark truly thinks he's a special snowflake she won't fuck over even after a long trail of dudes she's done this to. Ok pal. Considering you both seem to have the emotional fortitude and stability of an endgame jenga tower, maybe you'll screw her over first, idk.
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MERCEDES VARNADO X USHER RAYMOND LOVE STORY SMUT WARNING ⚠️
TITLE: GOOD KISSER AND TORI KELLY
The story takes place back in 2014
Usher Raymond was born on October 14 of 1978 and is 36 years old and black eye color and dark brown hair Color and Is an American R&B singer and his height is 5'8 and usher was married from 2007 to 2009 and he had a first kid with his ex wife Tameka foster back on November 26 of 2007
And usher and his ex wife Tameka are now co parents to their son together
Mercedes varnado was born on January 26 of 1992 and is 22 years old and height is 5'5 and black eye color and black hair color and is on nxt under the ring name sasha banks
Tori kelly was born on December 14 of 1992 and height is 5'4 and blonde hair and brown eye color and Is 24 years old
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This is sasha banks (AKA mercedes varnado)
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This is usher Raymond
The story takes place on February 28 of 2014 as the story takes place on ser of the good kisser music video played by usher as mercedes plays as his love interest in the music video as usher wears black shirt black jacket and black pants and shoes as he songs the song good kisser with mercedes as his love interest
I done been around the world, I done kissed a lot of girls
So I'm guessin' that it's true
Make me holla and I bet a million dollars
Don't nobody kiss it like you, huh
Don't nobody kiss it like you, don't nobody kiss it like you, ba-baby
Don't nobody kiss it like you, don't nobody kiss it like you, uh uh
It's five in the mornin'
Kush is rollin' while she makin' steak and eggs, yeah (don-dah-don-don)
At five in the mornin'
We can only be about to do one thing (what?) (don-dah-don-don)
See, I told her
The devil is a lie
Them other girls can't compete with mine
You do it so good, you fuck my mind
You pull it out, then you open wide
You make me wanna tap out and retire
Your pretty lips leave me so inspired, uh huh
I think that she's a winner
She could be a keeper
'Cause she's such a good kisser
Got lipstick on my leg, oh baby, ooh oh
She's such a good kisser
I'ma rain on this parade, oh baby, ooh
Let me tell ya somethin', uh
I done been around the world, I done kissed a lot of girls
So I'm guessin' that it's true (ooh)
Make me holla and I bet a million dollars
Don't nobody kiss it like you
Don't nobody kiss it like you, don't nobody kiss it like you, ba-baby
Don't nobody kiss it like you, don't nobody kiss it like you
This girl, she my hero
Get dinero, euros, pesos, francs and yen (don-dah-don-don)
(I ain't one to trick off either)
I'm starin' at your barrel
Pull the trigger, chitty, chitty, bang, babe (don-dah-don-don)
Whatever you want, I told her
The devil is a lie
Them other girls can't compete with mine
You do it so good, you fuck my mind
You pull it out, then you open wide
You make me wanna tap out and retire
Your pretty lips leave me so inspired
I think I got a winner
Could be a keeper
'Cause she's such a good kisser
Got lipstick on my leg, oh baby, ooh oh
She's such a good kisser
I'ma rain on this parade, oh baby, ooh
Listen, the only thing I know
You give it to me, baby, with good flow (ooh oh)
Don't ever run it back, come on, keep goin'
Just give it to me, give it up to me, give it up to me
Behind the scenes where usher Raymond meets mercedes and her mother "hey guys it's nice to meet you says usher "hey usher says mercedes mom "glad we could meet you usher says mercedes"would you like to play as my love interest on the song good kisser mercedes says usher "don't do anything to hurt my baby girl says mercedes mom "I'm not going to do anything to your daughter says usher "my mom is strict and very protective of me says mercedes "good to know mercedes and I won't do anything to hurt your daughter says usher
I-I can't keep my control
Every time that I see you hit that floor
"Okay fine but I'm watching you and if you try anything on my daughter I will come after you "mercedes mom " "don't worry about that Ma'am I just to have your daughter as my love interest in the song good kisser usher says mercedes
"I'll play as your love in6
She keep on giving it to me, I want more
Now come on baby, now give it to me, give it up to me, hey hey
Kiss it good, kiss it right
Keep it up, we be kissin' all night (we be kissin' all night)
Kiss it good, kiss it right
Keep it up, we be kissin' all night (ooh ah)
Kiss it good, kiss it right
Keep it up, we be kissin' all night (all night)
Kiss it good, kiss it right (oh)
Keep it up, we be kissin' all night (she's a)
Kisser, got lipstick on my leg (good kisser)
Oh baby, she's such a good kisser (ahh ah)
I'ma rain on this parade (rain on this parade)
Oh baby (aww, aw, uh)
I done been around the world, I done kissed a lot of girls
So I'm guessin' that it's true (ahh)
Make me holla and I bet a million dollars
Don't nobody kiss it like you, huh
Don't nobody kiss it like you, don't nobody kiss it like you, ba-baby
Don't nobody kiss it like you, don't nobody kiss it like you, uh uh
And after the song is over "do you mind if I take your daughter to the club ma'am says usher "van I go to the club with usher mom "you can go but if he tries to rape you come to me baby says mercedes mom "okay Mom says mercedes and at the club as usher and mercedes dink
Viewers be advised and very graphic ⚠️
As usher gets real drunk and tries to rape mercedes as he takes of her shirt and mercedes pushes his hand away and her shirt gets ripped of her as she runs to the bathroom and usher chases after mercedes and enters the bathroom and locks the door and grabs mercedes as she tries to get away from him but fails ad usher takes her clothes off as he takes his pants of revealing his huge dick as he drops the shirt he ripped from mercedes and rapes mercedes as mercedes tries to get away yet again but fails and usher rapes mercedes by fucking her pussy real hard as mercedes screams in pain as usher cover her mouth and mercedes gets his hand off her mouth as he continues raping mercedes as mercedes continues screaming as he suck on mercedes titties too hard as she is in pain and then he forces mercedes to suck his dick and mercedes gets forced to suck his dick and "please stop says mercedes as she moans in pain and he gropes mercedes boobs as he continues to rape mercedes and 30 minutes later he finishes raping mercedes and he leaves the bathroom as mercedes is sitting on the floor crying as she is on the floor and puts her ripped clothes on and goes running back to her mother while crying
And mercedes goes back to the hotel room that she shares with her mom and she knocks on the door and her mother opens the and sees her daughter crying and comforts her daughter as they sit on the couch "why are you crying baby says mercedes mother "he raped me mom says mercedes "HE raped you and you should've came back to me baby girl says her mom "I tried but he trapped me and wouldn't let me go says Mercedes "I'll protect you and you will never leave my sight and I knew this would happen says her mom "I thought he was a nice guy until he got drunk says mercedes as her crying stops "you will be with me as we go to his house and I will have the cops meet us tomorrow baby girl says her mom
"I love you mom says mercedes "I love you too honey says her mom and the next day as Mr is at her mother's side as her mom confronts usher at his crib in ushers hometown Dallas Texas and her mom knocks on the door of usher crib and usher opens the door and sees mercedes and her mom and the cops "How could you rape my daughter and my daughter is still young says mercedes mom "I was very drunk that night and I mightve rapped your daughter real good says usher "you are under arrest says rhe cop and the cop puts usher in handcuffs "i don't want you around my daughter anymore says mercedes mom
"DO you feel safe that usher is now arrested baby says mercedes mom "I feel very safe now that usher is arrested mom says mercedes "he'll be charged with assault and battery and rape and do you wanna press charges ma'am says the other cop "I want to press charges says mercedes and the cops take usher to the police car and put usher In the police car "he's going to prison now baby says mercedes mom "I don't want him near me anymore mom says mercedes " you can also get a restraing order on usher ma'am says the cop "give me the restraing order says mercedes and the cop hands the restraining order to mercedes and mercedes files the restraing order and hands it back to the cop "now that this is done and if he comes near you again give us a call and we'll arrest usher ma'am
"Thank you sir says mercedes "you're welcome ma'am says the cop and the cops take usher to jail "I will never let anyone harm you ever again baby girl says mercedes mom "I'll be real careful mom but If anyone tries to rape me I'll call the cops mom says mercedes and on November 27 of 2014 at full sail university in winter park Florida after 7 months after mercedes got raped by usher Raymond and usher goes to nxt as he wears a disguise wearing oversized hoodie with a hood that covers his face as mercedes is in the ring with bayley and Becky lynch as they do their segment and after the segment and the show goes off the air as mercedes gets kidnapped by ushers bodyguards and they tie her up as they put duct tape on her mouth as they take mercedes to ushers car and they put mercedes in ushers vehicle and usher takes the duct tape off mercedes mouth "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME AND STAY AWAY FROM ME says mercedes "don't think I would go away that easily says usher "I ordered a restraing order on you and if you harm me I will call the cops says mercedes "you ain't going to do shit bitch and you can't get away from me that easily says usher
"Please don't hurt me and let me go says Mercedes as she is about to cry "I'm not going to let you go bitch and I will hurt for for calling the cops on me 7 months ago says usher "please I'm begging you don't hurt me says mercedes "oh I'm going to a lot more than that to you And you will not get away from me again bitch and driver take us to the hotel says usher "yes sir says the driver as usher kidnaps mercedes and then he arrives at his hideout which is his mansion and he takes mercedes inside and he slaps mercedes a few times as he put her down and calling her names and treating mercedes like a kid as mercedes is begging usher to not hurt her
But usher dosent listen as he hurts mercedes real bad as he slaps mercedes real hard as he takes off mercedes clothes as mercedes is screaming for help as usher slaps mercedes to keep her from screaming and usher takes off mercedes clothes and his pants and a couple off mercedes screams alerted a couple of neighbors and usher forces mercedes to suck his dick and mercedes gets forced to suck his dick and as mercedes continues to suck as she is forced to which usher slightly moans and then he forces mercedes to bounce on his dick "I don't want to have sex with you bitch says mercedes "oh yes you will and I will treat you like a kid and you will have sex with me because if you don't I will hurt you slut says usher
And mercedes forcefully bounces on ushers dick as one of the neighbors next door calls the cops as the neighbors is witneing a person forcing someone to have sex and mercedes continues bouncing on ushers dick while being forced to do so and then usher forces mercedes on all fours and fucks her ass as mercedes screams in pain and crys out and tries to get away from usher and usher dosent let mercedes get away and mercedes is forced to have her ass fucked by usher as she continues screaming in pain and one of the neighbors called the cops and the cops will be there in 15 minutes as usher turns mercedes around and fucks her pussy hard as mercedes moans in pain as she tries to hit usher but usher pins mercedes hand to the mattress as he fuckes mercedes pussy hard as she screams and begging usher to stop and 11 minutes later as the police are almost to the Madison as usher continues to force mercedes to have sex with him
And then usher cums in mercedes pussy as the cops are now a minute away and usher slaps mercedes for trying to get a away a couple of time and the cops knock down the door "hands in the air says the cop and usher puts his hands up as the cops have him at gunpoint as one of the cops grab mercedes "let me go please says mercedes "it's us the cops relax and one of the neighbors called us and witnessed everything says one of the cops "can of you call my mom please says mercedes as she cries "Sargeant call mercedes mom and she'll come get her daughter says the other cop and one of the cops grab mercedes phone and the cop calls mercedes mom and 19 minutes later
Mercedes mom arrived and sees her daughter crying and sees usher "I thought I fucking told you to stay away from my daughter and I'm pressing charges says mercedes mom as she comforts her daughter and the cops arrest usher and the cop adds another assault and battery violence sex offender charges on usher record and the cop take usher to the police car "I'd this happens again some of my police officers will guard your daughter ma'am says the cop "are you okay baby says mercedes mom "no I'm not okay Mom and he forced Me to have sex with him says mercedes as she is still crying
Then 3 years later after mercedes was traumatized by what happened to her with usher
And in the middle of 2016 as mercedes meets the love of her life tori kelly and on January 29 of 2016 as mercedes meets tori kell at her debut premiere party "hi what is your name honey says mercedes "my name is tori kelly love what's your name honey " My name is mercedes varnado and it's nice to meet you says mercedes "nice to meet you too says tori kelly and mercedes continues to stare at tori kelly "why are you staring at me baby girl "I'm in love with you and I know that sounds so stu... says mercedes as tori kelly kisses mercedes "I'm in love with you too says tori kelly
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This is tori kelly
And they both kiss "I'm sorry for what happened to you 3 years ago baby says tori kelly and don't worry I'm not like that bitch and do you want to be my girlfriend mercedes says tori kelly "I would love to be your girlfriend tori says mercedes and they kiss again and they have fun at toris album premiere as they dance and have fun "I love you baby says tori kelly "I love you too baby says mercedes and they kiss again as they continue to have fun and dance "I'm having fun with you at your premiere baby says mercedes "I'm having fun with you too baby and you have cops guarding you right babe says tori kelly "I have cops guarding me babe says mercedes and they kiss yet again and they continue having fun as they kiss some more
And after the album premiere ends "do you want to go have sex at my house baby says tori kelly "let's go to your house baby says mercedes and they head to toris house as 4 cops guard mercedes as they guard the couple as the couple head to toris house and at toris house and they are at Toris and they enter the house as the 4 cops guard every entrance to the house as the cops call in extra cops and now up to 6 cops guarding every entrance to the house and they kiss and they take off each other clothes as they have sex in bed and mercedes gets on top of tori kelly and sucks on toris neck as tori moans and leaves hickeys on toris neck as mercedes drags her tounge to toris collarbone
And mercedes sucks on toris collarbone as tori moans as mercedes continues to suck on her girlfriends toris collarbone as tori moans loud and mercedes leaves hickeys and bite marks on toris collarbone and kisses and drags her tongue down to toris boobs and mercedes licks toris nipples as tori moans as she cums a little as mercedes continues sucking on toris nipples as mercedes slides her hand to toris wet pussy and rubs toris wet pussy as tori moans very loud and mercedes leaves hickeys and bite marks all over toris boobs and drags her tounge down toris stomach to her pussy and mercedes licks toris pussy as tori moans her girlfriends name and mercedes now suck on toris pussy as tori moans as mercedes continues to suck on toris pussy and few minutes later as tori cums and mercedes swallows her girlfriends cum
And tori gets in top of mercedes and kiss mercedes then sucks on mercedes neck as mercedes moans in sensation as tori continues sucking on mercedes neck as mercedes moans her girlfriends name as tori leaves hickeys on mercedes and her collarbone and then drags her tounge down mercedes stomach and abs to her pussy and licks mercedes pussy as mercedes moans so loud as mercedes moans and cums in roris mouth and they rub each others pussy as both moan and continues rubbing each others pussy and then tori goes to the nightstand drawing and grabs a strap on dildo and puts it on as mercedes sucks the dildo and mercedes continues sucking on the dildo and then they do the circus freak sex position as mercedes humps toris strap on as mercedes moans very loud as tori whispers dirty words to mercedes and mercedes cums on the dildo
And then they do the rocking horse sex position as mercedes straddles her girlfriends strap on dildo as she moans and kisses tori and tori continues the kiss as mercedes Continues to straddle her girlfriends dildo and cums on the dildo and and then they do the butterfly sex position as tori sticks her strap on dildo in mercedes pussy and starts thrusting the dildo in mercedes pussy as mercedes moans so very loud ad tori continues fucking mercedes pussy with the dildo as mercedes moans and then cums on the dildo then tori does the pushing tush sex position as the dildo is still in mercedes pussy as tori Continues thrusting the dildo in mercedes pussy as mercedes moans as she scratches her girlfriends back and 20 minutes later as they are very sweaty and have messy sex hair as they do the doggy style sex position
And toris fucks mercedes ass with the dildo as mercedes moans very loud as tori Continues thrusting the dildo in mercedes ass as mercedes moans real loud and then they get in their side as tori lifts up mercedes leg and tori sticks the dildo in mercedes pussy and starts thrusting the dildo in mercedes pussy as mercedes moans and 45 minutes later as they are even more sweaty and even messier sex hair as they are exhausted and they rest as tori puts the dildo on the nightstand and rest next to her girlfriend "I loved having sex with you babe says mercedes "I loved having sex with you too baby says tori and they kiss
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xaviergalatis · 1 year
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Xavier's Rap phrases
XD'
Fuck around give you my last name
Draco fire
You ain't got mineuts in your phone then you inlove with me
No condom
For the money im a savage
I got a play on my phone
watch me get this money nigga
tired of being hungry nigga
I'm out here popping ollie's switch
this the start of it
bitch I'm high as fuck I can't even roll my weed
there
I'm in the hills
I keep a FN57 and a G Tuck
told my bad bitch let the camera man hit for me
I go 200 and I crash out
love to beat that till it creame up
you see us scorin'
V.I.P in the plural, while yo section borin'
Bitch I got the Tommy no Hilfiger
Pull the checks, receipt stashed, straight to the palm, drippin'
space ghost coast to coast
ride around with a kill tec
he got shot he ain't get back
I got a whole lot of money coming in
ran off on the plug
Justin Bieber
I need a bitch with a real butt
jugg
I gotta know who you fucked in ths room
codine and a lot of cups
niggas think o can o broke
I can not go broke nigga
Xanny, help the pain, yeah
Please, Xanny, make it go away
know I'm misunderstanding
cuz skin complexion
free my nigga out of that jail
every other night another dollar getting made it
goddamn it
hot sauce
balling
Fast car, NASCAR
bag on fire
you gone fuck around and drowned of this wave
every other night another movie getting made
I spend in the club what you have in the bank
hate
my AP going psycho
had so many bottles gave ugly girl a sip
I'm in the Lambo I'm on my way
my money thick I'll never fold
can't really trust nobody with all this Jewelry on me
take you to the smoke shop we gone get high
got the racks and they all C-Notes
in the rental
all vvses put you in a necklace
diamond district in the chain
certified you know I gang
in the morning or the late
you got that yummy yummy
said she wanna fuck the homie we gone team up
my chain straight from the ocean
niggas think it's sweet
got free wifi they ain't got 3g
I really hate niggas I'm a Nazi
breaking the seal
Jesus piece
the audience
can we get married at the mall?
My shooters gon' shoot, can't miss
pouring up lean
backroom
money falling out the ass I got a lot of cash
I don't
just got up out it they like there he go
really spinny
really drippy
Moscow face
hand deep up in her purse
diamonds hitting
hide it in my sock
I'm her dad
xanny make it go away
I want drugs
college
I'm getting sketched out
shoot out
backroom
do the dash
2am in the A
wanna come to my room
Clancy ( ofwgkta manager )
iraq
hunting em down
backroom
foreign
Afghanistan
hell no nawh
every night
switch lanes
no face no case
club going up on a Tuesday
throw that to the side yeah
press my line
I'm different
wanna go it how I do it
i don't sell Molly no more
stupid lil bitch
lil bitch
put this Greek dick i
water
I didn't do it but fo
smoke
smoke crack
I cannot go broke
Octobers very own
Calabasas
locked in
late night in the studio you can't be wasting all my time
100k for a feat
niggas think it's sweet it's on sight
my new bitch ass fat like that ass on Kim k
I used
I used to
pink and yellow diamonds
my diamonds
diamonds hitting
beat the beat up
think it's sweet it's on sight
crying in a bag
I don't write I ain't got no time
if you is my son
I did it overnight, it couldn't happen any quicker
Always move right so my watch is on the other hand
Pullin' up on exes
old man told me this the way shit had to go
I had my best-friend die
In the middle of the hype
I don't give a fuck what you sayin', huh, you already heard w DC DSS as do s sad d so ass as do DSS s as dddßss sadhat I said
Y'all be cappin' online, on the Instagram
A-a-all we do is just go number one (
pass the Draco hit em with this and that
Yeah, take this X every day just so I can feel more
Diamonds hitting hard on my fucking watch (
Sosa take him down for his pack
Fill up my cup with that Wock and that Tris
I been geeked as fuck and stay right in the party
I'm too high, I can't stop it
I just left the bank, ain't made a deposit
n I got his hoe 17 floors up
island boys in this bitch
we 1700 in this bitch
mask on my face so nobody know
can't post no pictures cuz my case too hot
now she missing me used to fuck her till she sleep
had to cut her off now she just a treesh
cracking penthouse views
could a made some guap today but I was too lazy
I took her to backroom
my new bitch
I live in a house with a pool in the back
cut her off
Bitch, I'm married to this X, i
get high than a pelican
Think I'm addicted to guap
Think I'm addicted to Wock
I pour the Tussionex right
Up in that Limo tint, know it's me
I'm
Fuck up my racks then double 'em
Walk in Chanel, we cash that bitch out
Fuckin' that bitch and I'm fuckin' her friend
I just turned a fifty to a hundred
riding around with the stop'
Ayy, how you wanna get rolled up,
Catch me out in public
Y'all be cappin' 'bout the fashion, y'all some Helmut lames
Zay just flew out to LA
Heard that court date comin' up, fuck it, finna run
They say, "How'd you get it up?" I did it everyday
limousine tints
bust all over her face an
Uh, that's his hoe, that bitch, she came to fuck
murder suicide
Thirty minutes later, Kobe told me put my mask on
We go rack for rack, it ain't no cap in my rap (
Talkin' 'bout y'all wet? Boy, my bitch got more drip than y'all
If you ain't up a milli', it ain't shit you should be telling me
fell asleep off a four of yeah
I got the data to turn your body into anti-matter
Everybody let's agree that MC's need a tissue
Left the dubs and fifties at the crib, got a knot of Franklins
Green Nike tech, cutter on me, popping out like Zelda
Shut up, bitch, don't give me migraine
I don't wake up in the mornin' for cereal
Flip the brick, make the whole shit do an aerial
My shooters gon' shoot, can't miss
don't be chasing bitches stack you money up
Burberry pants, I got Burberry tennis shoes
gotta sip slow in case I die quic
I'm bout to sip on the suryp till I drowned
imma iconn nigga u just on icloud
imma thank God I'm not in the system
therapy session I'm in the waiting room reading Forbes
can you catch my drip
come my way
I'm catching a case I'm beating the case
I did not get in Canada
But when I'm in Toronto they treat me like Drake
n I show my face the case you know it's me
all in your girls mouth use her like a toilet
I don't ever get no sleep
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astrobiche · 3 years
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Astro notes 6 ~ callout edition~ 🗣️
Yall already know the drill : take what resonates as this is a generalization and the whole chart matters. If you can't take a roasting, pls scroll away 🧚
My sag mercury virgo mars won't hold back so it could sting 🐝
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• Aries placements, what's with you and making plans to hang out when you know damn well you'll never follow through with them? also can you SLOW DOWN? You wanna get 289283 things done when you dont even know how to begin anything properly yet, so impatient you try to give everyone else a headache when you already got one, deal with that first then get on with making plans and shit 🤨
• taurus placements, the world isn't gonna be out to get you if you share personal information or your aspirations. Also, stop complaining about homework and daydreamig about marrying rich as a coping mechanism for when you're behind on all the stuff you gotta do 🤨
• gemini placements, we know you're smart, you don't need to argue with the teacher about that theorem to prove you can outsmart them. I know you got all the tea on everyone but you don't like it when people got tea on you? 🤨 also when will you finally realize you talk too much? And you know you wont die if you dont flirt for fun right? Right?
• cancer placements, for the love of god, use another word besides "i feel like/i feel that/ feeling" for when you want to express yourself. Also can you stick to something and not wake up the next day hating that hobby you claimed you loved the day before? And in case you're wondering, yes it is manipulation if you're playing with their feelings and being "nice" just to get them to do something for you. Also get ur ass out of bed jeez. 🤨
• leo placements, you can't just adopt all the cats in the world. I know its hard but you gotta practice some restraint. Also, nobody needs to reply to your text right away? They're not necessarily disrespecting you. You can say you don't like attention all you want but we all know you secretly enjoy it, and flash news : not everyone is jealous of you, the world doesn't revolve around you 🤨
• virgo placements, baby calm down it will be just fine i know you worry all the time, i know every time you see a situation/person you try to fix them but you REALLY don't have to. And can you not be so condescending? The way you talk as if you know everything better than everyone ain't it chief 🤨 and i know you dream about becoming a CEO or get a high position job so bad because you believe you have the power to make the best decisions and you'll get a paid for criticizing everything and everyone hmm
• libra placements, that bag is SO cute but if you keep buying every pretty thing you see in the store, you'll go broke in no time. Also, can you slow down on watching all those makeup tutorials and dreaming about ~the perfect relationship~? And why do you wanna be a scorpio so bad? You also get so irritated when someone copies you as if you didnt base your entire personality off of that one classy character from that netflix show? Make it make sense 🤨
• scorpio placements (dominants especially), you don't have to hide all the time and push people away when they're trying to get you to open up, it's healthy to talk about your problems. And black isn't the only color that exists y'know? You wanna be mysterious so bad like pack it up water sign we know you're spilling all your cherished secrets to a stranger online at 2am 🤨
• sag placements, you love challenges right? I have the perfect one for you : *drumroll* #make up your mind challenge! See it through and you win a trip to europe. And have you ever considered maybe just maybe there's probably no deep meaning to that little trip to the grocery store? And for the love of god, pay attention to your surroundings and stop knocking over every object you walk past. i know sagittarius rules thighs so what do you do? You use them to run away from your problems 🏇 they're gonna be waiting for you no matter how far you're travelling buddy 🤨
• cap placements can YOU STOP TAKING EVERYTHING SO SERIOUSLY? jeez also its fine to ask for help, its not humiliating i promise. you pack everything down and lock it up until all the pent up emotions just explode out of nowhere, it's honestly scary 😟 you claim to be all professional but deep down you wish someone would just give you a hug and baby you so cut the act 😐 also you can be so rigid?! It's fine if you switch things up a little from time to time. And sorry not sorry, you don't get enough shit for being two faced 🤨
• aquarius placements, i know you keep talking about how leos seek attention 24/7 as if you dont crave the same thing?? You'll die if your friends dont listen to your advice or check up on you, also you probably didnt know this but listening to mainstream songs wont make you lose cool points 🤨 and here's a new concept for you when you get mad : ~communicate~ instead of giving people the cold shoulder, leaving them wondering what they did wrong. You've been having that song on loop for the past 5 days i think your ears are about to sue you bruh 😟 also we gotta work on that god complex and inferiority complex? Like damn pick a struggle 🤨
• pisces placements, you weren't born to save them okay? Know when to walk away. And it's not good for you to indulge in every new little thing you stumble upon. And for once can you admit you're wrong 🤨 you always act like you're a victim and everyone else is ~evil~ 👹 here consider this : maybe it's your fault? Also you're mad scary when you get mad like damn the fact nobody sees it coming is what makes it so chilling 😟 i know you wanna keep living in lalaland and use any means to get there *wink* but bruh you gotta come back to earth and learn to distinguish fantasy from reality, stop trying to drown pain in liquor and go to therapy if needed 🤨
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bemylord · 3 years
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↠ toji with a virgin s/o ↞
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pairing: toji fushiguro x fem!reader.
warnings: nsfw, aged up, size kink [?], oral [fem!receiving], virgin reader, first time, lost of virginity, praising, toji calls himself daddy, grammar errors.
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rq: I would like to request a oneshot? a hc would be appreciated too though. Toji with a virgin gf who can’t even make herself cum? Just how he would like to destroy her :)
butler's remark: (◕‿◕) hello lord, i'm back with an oneshot with toji being tremendously tender with his lover for the first time. in addition, reader is a citizen. sorry, i did it soft, bc i think toji will super-extra-super soft for the first time with his s/o, only for the first. i hope you'll like that, thanks for the request ;)
disclaimer: everything you read is purely my opinion - any detail, sketch, or event is a figment of my imagination.
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you've been an ordinary citizen and had never planned to date a sorcerer or someone close to this specialty. you ain't cowardly, merely as you were thinking you'll marry a simple man and will have kids with him, and die in one day like lovebirds.
you had never considered yourself being stuck in a relationship with a sorcerer killer.
you were overworked, virtually sleeping as were walking in the empty street, dreaming to get home as soon as possible, to feel the silk sheets against your back. the area where your office was located had little street lighting, although, you hadn't felt the anxiety of being robbed or something worse. the day went lingeringly and horrible due to the boss who declared you as a temporary deputy, piled you up with a stack of papers.
but, this is life, anything might happen. all of a sudden, you overheard something behind you but as you looked back - there was nobody, as soon as you turn your head to the starting position, you saw a young, skinny man who is holding a knife in his hand.
'hmm~ look who's here, a young, gorgeous lady..' he said with his disgusting, lewd voice, coming closer to you. 'would you mind playing with me? don't be shy or els-'
you have a perky personality, no doubt, but because of how hard the day was, you had one option - run for the hills. before you could do any movements as if hit the man or run away, something prompt hit him, like a swift meteorite that you couldn't see. a cloud of dust grew around you and the man, so you hide your face in the elbow curve, covering your mouth with another hand.
as soon as the dust had settled, in front of you opened up on the view of an adult man. he was high, had an athletic, broad-shouldered, pretty impressive figure. your savior held the blade in one hand, flopped on his back.
'he ran away like a coward. don't worry, girl, you saved, thanks to me' he laughed, he stroked himself on the shoulder, as were about to leave the dead body.
'no i'm not! i'd have protected myself on my own'
you refuted his smugness, watching as he slowly moves his torso in your way, flaunting his outlining muscles through the fabric of the black t-shirt. his complacent eyes and the sharp scar over the right side of the mouth on the edge of his lips. you took a deep breath, continuing on your path as he isn't standing there, not hadn't protected you.
'you're too weak to beat even him, if not me, you'd be-'
'i am stronger as i may look'
he giggled, in a flash stood in front of you, bending over to your face, by finger tugs your face up to look at him directly in eyes, smirked.
'are you sure, girl?'
those green, almost emerald, but cold eyes looked directly into yours as two faces were as closed as you could kiss his lips.
'i'll walk you home'
'i don't want to, and anyway, maybe you're his partner in crime, leave me alon-'
previous to you had finished your phrase, he threw your tiny body on his shoulder, leisurely walking, better say, carrying you home. you beat his back, softly reminiscent of a parody of the word 'let me go, moron, i can walk by myself'
'tch, fine, idiot,' he deliberately shrugged his shoulder to close your mouth as heard the name you had given him. 'by the way, what's your name or you prefer the name idiot?' you said sarcastically.
'for you it's toji'
well.
as a result of your crawl and also being talkative when clearly you shouldn't be, you ended up being in a relationship with a man, who'd obviously fuck you on the first date, as it may count as a 'date', anywhere-anytime, by the way.
although you wouldn't ever say he isn't hot or sexy, conversely, you willingly allow him to breed, precisely you'd beg toji to breed you on the straightaway on the cervix, but for one thing.
you're a virgin.
hilariously - it's true. nothing bad to be in your age a virgin, but if you weren't dating toji it'd fine: his dirty jokes and lustful eyes which are maddening you insane, also his fucking athletic body which is outlining through the t-shirt or white cotton shirt [he wear it once] you thought he did it purposely: he knew your secret, undoubtedly could sniff your chaste nature as if you can emit fragrance.
on the second date, it had been nine days since you got acquainted with him, as you moved in with him. toji was exceedingly obsessed with every step of yours - he followed you from the work, in the mall or market, for your security and control every guy who'd be close to you.
although, you couldn't hide your addiction - he's a drug you should be careful with or you might be addicted as if you ain't. he isn't wearing pants in home, walking in front of you solely in underwear. he could walk from the shower in a terry towel wrapped around his torso as he buries his hands in his dark hair mess it up.
'what are you looking at, girl?'
you couldn't take your eyes off his bulging..
'you. just you. i'm gonna cook dinner, something.. special?'
'eggs, baby'
fushiguro put hands above the door frame, exhale and tensed every muscle, narrowing predatory eyes as you were the extraction he was target for. you're laying on his king size bed [lol i'm sorry i'm out], wondering is everything he has gotten measured in king size as he interupted your reflection by putting the knee on the edge of the bed.
'mine. in your pussy'
as if you're bewitched - you couldn't talk, just contemplate as he leisurely moves towards you. you couldn't contravene as he tugs your face to ogle in your absentminded eyes as you're avoiding his gaze, looking at the ceiling or door or even window. not. at. his. bulge.
your heart had stuck in your throat when toji ran his hand under his shirt, certainly, he has a kink of dominion, when he suddenly stopped. despite of your uncertainty and timid of subsequent play, you looked at his emerald eyes as he licks his lips with a tongue.
'are you sure, baby girl? i mean, it's your first time after all'
you quell your forthcoming question staring deeply into lascivious eyes, put hands on his massive shoulders. as you anticipated, his cock twitched as toji letting out a low groan in your ear, kissing your temple. you're absentmindedly running finger pads on his back, not knowing the proximity of bodies that are readiness wanted to intertwine together. not knowing how much it turns him on.
'stop me if i go crazy over your body, okay?'
as if. as if you dare would rip out his tongue off your crotch as he makes you his woman. toji left on your red cheeks quick kisses, took off the towel. you shut your eyes tight, still holding his shoulders barely squeeze them, letting out a hushed moan.
after you quelled your moan, toji touched your lips against his one, running fingers on your lower stomach to the cup of the breast without touching the hard nipple. light movements mixed with his muted groans. his pads deftly touched one areola as you emitted a sharp purr, arching your back a little as a dulcet sign for toji.
you dug your fingers into toji's back, as he put a finger on your hard nipple, holding himself as to grab your tits and clench it in his large hand.
you gasp for the air as if there was a catastrophic shortage of it due to the pressed body of toji. you responded at his deep kiss, wrapping hands around his neck, apparently begging for something more.
he pulled away from the kiss just to take off the shirt he has given you, baring your untouched by no one but him tits, leading palms onto breasts, skipping nipples between the gaps through fingers. he reached down to your lips to give a bit of warning kiss as he slightly bit your lip, kissing all the way down to your collarbone, finally leaving there manifestations of hickeys.
for how long toji has been stopped from leaving on your stunning skin his marks? it seems it has been absolutely not many days but toji, as you may see, clearly has to leave labels on your neck.
he dug his teeth into your neck, frantically wants your area to be dotted by him as a token for everyone meaning: she's taken, dude, don't mess up with her.
for how long toji has been stopped from touching your sensitive area as having been feel warmth and tenderness is emitted from your body?
toji squeezes your nipple imponderable, to make you feel some kind of power over you becoming submitted by toji fushiguro, a sorcerer killer, a man who owned you, spinning the pea between pads, making you let out whimpers.
'you drive me insane, little one,' he approached his face close to the breasts, touched your pea with his tongue cautiously, as not to frighten you away. 'i'm gonna make your pussy drool beneath me, completely own you as my little girl'
you feel yourself gush beneath him, burying hands in his messy hair as your breath has stuck in the throat as toji snuggles his lips on your tits, sucking your hard and probably swollen from teasing. fushiguro has made you became wet in your panties as he's moistening your breast, hearing your precipitous whimpers.
'toj-toji, i don't know-'
'tch, little girl, relax your body and let daddy do the rest'
as he pronounced, he moves down, leaving the trace of wet kisses on your stomach, massaging your hips, stopping his action to look at your red face. your chest heaves heavily every time you feel toji's silky lips on your belly as his finger pads caressing your thighs. as if something weighty is resting on your chest you take deep breathes, breathlessly exhaling.
'spread your legs'
you obediently did what he said, hesitating a bit as the only fabric holding him back to bury his mouth against your pussy, assembling all juices, tasting your cum as if it's his meal. he rested kisses on the fabric of panties, couldn't sate with tender kisses he spreads on your body.
deliberately run tongue on your labia through the thin fabric as you were about to push his hand from your crotch as toji grab you by the hips, pulling you closer. he slackens his teasing actions by kissing your inner thighs. as your cunt was lack of attention from toji, you let out a pliant whimper, approximately woefully have purred.
toji's self-restraint thinning as you're silently begging with your eyes and your hands immeasurably are burying in his dark hair. the tip of his tongue deftly sideline panties, flicked it, as he discovered a divine view on your drooling hole.
'stop me now, because i won't be able to hold back later'
teasufully kissing your labia and area around the place he should be playing with as anticipating for some pliant whimpers of you, deliberately showing you he'll lick that swollen clit, pressing a soft kiss on the skin instead. fushi's shattering your hopes of being eating every time he kissed literally everything and lick everywhere besides your hole and clit. he acts like an inexperienced teenager, notwithstanding, you know that toji'd ruin or demolish your holes like a monster.
't-toji..'
'yes, my little girl' he pressed the tip of his tongue on your clit, hearing those moans he's willing to listen for the rest of his life, then take away as you were about to press his mouth back again, digging his tongue deep inside you, although he obviously couldn't reach to your cervix, barely permeate in your hole.
'you want me to eat your little pussy?'
as if you can't talk, you nodded. scarcely reached up to take off the last thing, leisurely pulling down the panties, staring at you as a predator. toji is standing on his knee on the bed, threw your ankles on his shoulders, smooching ankles watching as to how your cheeks are becoming pinky, as you try not to look at his dick. still, you're a timid one, despite your words.
he reached to your face to give you a voluptuous kiss, returning to the starting position.
'look at your pretty pussy'
he kissed your clit in a flash replace into the tongue, making a circles on swollen and needy spot, decisively giving you what've been begging for. running the tip of the tongue on your virgin hole, leaving it for the dessert, returning to your clit.
you'd swear to god you can see stars in the ceiling as toji squeezing your nipples while moistening you. the proximity of his face in your pussy is driving you insane, for the days of cohabitation you understood he isn't a tender one, vice versa, he'd fuck you whenever his dick gets erect. maybe it's a rush of tenderness, maybe it's the fear of hurting his girl. nevertheless, you not scared to give toji full control of your body and bring you to your first orgasm by ripping the hymen. if that's i may call the way he's licking you, it'd be make-out with your pussy, due to his relentless movements by flicking his tongue on the clit.
'baby,' he pulled away from it, as you squeeze a sheet, making your knuckles become whiten as you spread legs wider, watching his mocking grin appeared on the face. 'i'll be gentle' he pressed his lips on your forehead, taking from the bedside table lubrication to low the friction. although, the thought of his dick ripped the hymen, putting all his tenderness in your first time, make your knees get shaken.
he put a soft kiss on your lips, smearing lubrication on his dick, substitute cock on the entrance. abrupt and penetrating pain wavily covered your body as you feel soft lips covered your mouth, blunting the pain with one hand being dug in your hip, painting illegible traces. another hand he put on your cheek, drawing circles with his thumb, waiting till getting used to the pain.
toji will find lots of red stripes from your nails on his back, smirked, as reminiscing about that special night when he made you his woman. his broad back was made merely for you to leave thousand and thousand fingernail impressions every night. toji had let a low groan as he feels as you move fingertips to the neck, exhaling in his chest.
he entered all his dick inside you feeling as your walls compressing the base, getting used to being full with his thick cock. you're indulging at the new, mind-blowing feeling, give him sheepish kisses as you're scared to be rejected. he moves his palm from the cheek to the ear, running fingers through your tangled but soft to the touch. you nudged your hips up, intermittently letting your breath out.
'tch, if you're not feeling well, i can come-'
'more, toji, more'
without breaking up kiss, he pulled out cock to the tip as pulling it again slowly, stretching your walls, touching with the tip your cervix as his balls touching your ass, groaning in the kiss, softly caress your thigh. you moved your palms to the shoulder, touching the musculature, going down to the biceps wrapping his arm as another hand attempting to draw patterns on the back as if it a canvas for you.
you can feel every vein, curve, and the way his tip is expanding gummy walls, as toji diligently coming in, adjusting inside you then pulling out. you're focusing on how full you're with his cock inside, your clarity gradually getting mushed as the sharp pain turning into a pleasurable and delightful feeling. sating to the new feeling might get addiction, but you're far beyond to accept that, surrendering to your lover as he gets addicted to it. you grasp for his shoulders, as he nudged in you, leaving whimpers from your mouth.
'like that, huh?' he pulled his cock out to contemplate as your facial expression have changed: you furrowed eyebrows as felt your hole being empty without thick toji's cock, practically purring like a march cat. 'beg me for it, baby'
what an insatiable man you've got. he licked his lips, looking down on it. your hymen has left blood, as he glanced at you to see his future wife your reaction.
'i-i toji, it's..'
he hummed, returning to your lips, slowly giving back the missing part.
'you okay?' you nodded as a response; he's perceiving fullness as wants to fill you up, but desperately be tempered himself, blaming he didn't wear a condom to do it. a dozen of half-moons will be littering your hips as toji's digging nails, scrambled your mind with squelches pushes in your hole. 'relax, baby girl, i'm here' he thrusts inside the spongy spot, ripping another moan out of you, voluptuous to his ears. 'baby~ you tease me with those moans of yours'
his cock was aimed at a place inside your vagina, with a slow but deep thrust skillfully reaching your cervix, massaging with the tip of his cock that spot. toji's staring at your pleased, satisfied face as he found that needy place of yours.
holding on to the headboard in the bed as support, clutching the sheet with his other hand like the composure he was rapidly losing with each thrust into your hole, formerly virgin cunt, letting out a heavy sigh, tilting his head back.
wiggling the pelvis backward and forwards as heard beneath his body your whimpers, feeling replenishment on his skin to his previous strips, losing remains self-control as your walls have been clenching his cock, as your body gets shaking as his, preparing the body for the coming ecstasy.
'toji, mh~' you tilted the head back on the pillow, wrapping legs around his pelvis, quelling moans while arching back against his chest. you're milked [? correct if i'm wrong] his cock, shuddering. you felt his lips on your cheeks, as he's covering your wet face in kisses, pulling cock out.
'damn, baby, probably-' he stroke his hard cock a couple of times before releasing his cum onto your belly. fushiguro ran fingers from the hairline, wiping beads of sweat from the hairline through hair. 'are you good?'
as you're still catching your breath you rested on your face a slight smile, closing eyes. he giggled, getting out of bed.
'almost made a baby' it took him a second or two, to lift you up in my arms, leading into the bathroom. 'i'm gonna clean you up, my baby. but you could fall asleep in my arms, you did such a good job by taking my cock' he kissed your forehead, wiping your drops of sweat.
'i love you, toji'
he put you on the washing machine, turning away from you to fill the tub. what went unnoticed was his relaxed smile after your phrase.
'i love you more, little one'
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↳ back to the main master list.
i feel i made lots of mistakes, like, idk. correct me if smth i did wrong.
i remember my promise to do one more work with toji, so lately i'll write hdc + drabble with him.
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sovtwords · 3 years
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a king and his pawns
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pairing: kita shinsuke x reader x miya atsumu warnings: 18+, royalty!au, threesome (M/M/F), bisexuality, anal, double penetration, hand jobs, blow jobs, doggystyle, kissing with cum, dom/sub undertones, fluff, established relationship w/c: 7.7k a/n: -AO3 LINK HERE- This is a little side-story thing I wrote for a royal!au I haven't actually gotten around to writing yet so WELP. It's fine tho, this was written for Kita's bday and he deserves it. LOVE YOU!! This fic features men engaging in sexual acts together so if that ain't your cup of tea then feel free to back out if you're uncomfortable! I'm bad at writing smut anyway, you'd probably be doing yourself a favour lmao. Regardless, enjoy!! Please lemme know what you think.
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Kita Shinsuke was stressed. It’s not often the King loses his cool, but it seems as though life wishes to taunt him this week. Trade with Corvus has momentarily stopped due to an internal dispute meaning the Kingdom will be low on textiles for the unforeseeable future, a sudden drought has put the crops at risk, and Ginjima continues to test his patience with every new raid on the homesteads just outside of the kingdoms border - not within where Kita can arrest him, but close enough to be a thorn in his side.
He’s so very tired and so very alone, and everyone sees it as they convene for weekly meetings. They eye him with worry, yet he shrugs off every word of concern with the grace as befitting his title, though his Masters of War and Prosperity respectively eye him the most, the worry so potent on Lady Miya’s face he feels a warmth blooming in his chest. She even dares to lay a comforting hand on her king, and he allows only her to disregard her courtesies (not that she would ever forget them) and touch him. It’s nice to be treated well.
The meeting ends, and Kita is so close to retiring to his balcony to rest for a while until he notices that the happily married couple stay. “Ya alright there, Kita?” Atsumu asks, opting to drop all formalities and talk as friends like when they were younger. Kita’s glad for it.
“I’m fine,” he lies, and knows it wasn’t very convincing with the way they stare in disbelief. “Things are just tense right now. I’m sure we’re all feeling it,” he elaborates. Lady Miya takes his hand in hers once more, small fingers gripping tightly onto his. He keeps his eyes trained on them.
“That’s right, but you don’t have to burden this alone. It’s why you have your council. And you don’t have to hide anything from us. We’re here to listen to you, my King, so please – share your worries with us, so that you might feel better.”
Ah. His heart clenches with affection, and a soft smile grows on his face when he looks at the earnestness in your gaze, thumb idly stroking your fingers and momentarily forgetting that your husband is still in the room, sitting just to his left. But it’s so easy to forget that when his attention is focused on the right of the table, when Atsumu himself hasn’t said a word when normally he would screech if anyone dared get chummy with his wife, King or not.
“Thank you, my Lady. It warms my heart to know that you care so deeply,” he says carefully, pulling back with a quiet sigh. “But I’m fine, truly. I find that reading the books that you gifted to me helps me to relax.”
“I know another way ya might relax,” Atsumu interrupts before his wife gets sucked into a long conversation about stories.
“What is it?”
“Well, it’s something more suited for behind the doors of your chambers, if ya catch my drift,” Atsumu smirks, while his Lady looks appalled. Kita feels the tips of his ears burn but keeps his expression as stony as ever.
“That’s crude, Atsumu. And you know that I’m averse to…” he trails off awkwardly, glancing at you out of the corner of his eye. Atsumu laughs.
“I know ya don’t take concubines. But that doesn’t stop ya from reading the spicier books in the library, does it?”
“What’s yer point, Atsumu?” He asks bluntly. Better to get whatever trick he has planned over and done with. The blonde smirks, eyes shifting between himself and his wife.
“Was just wonderin’ if ya wanted a private show, that’s all. My Lady here makes for quite the spectacle. Just a way for ya to destress.”
Lady Miya gasps loudly, a blush burning on her face as she stares at her husband in complete shock while Kita’s heart stalls in his chest.
Watch his friends while they… No. That’s a boundary he should not cross. No matter how many times his eyes have slipped downwards to where your chest is pushed upwards by the corsets of your newer dresses, or how smooth your neck looked when you lean over to discuss reports with him, he…no. Such intimacy should belong in their bedroom, not his. Right?
“Atsumu, that's not a funny joke. You should watch your mouth and apologise to your wife for embarrassing her“
“Hold on now, your highness, she didn’t say no.”
Kita blinks. Looking to where she sits, he sees the obvious humiliation on her face, clear as day as the heat on her cheeks. But with it, a look of conflict, a spark of curiosity in your eyes when they lock with his.
“I…If it pleases my King, then I don’t mind. I would do anything for my King,” she says resolutely, and the way your voice grows airy every time she speaks of his title sends sparks straight to his groin. He swallows harshly, opens and closes his mouth a few times as he feels the heat of Atsumu’s smirk boring down on him. It had definitely been a while since he’d done anything of that nature, but… was this really ok?
It’s silent for what seems like forever. Eventually Kita calls out to the servant standing outside the council room.
“Find the largest chaise you can find and have it delivered to my room. I want it there by tonight.”
God’s above, save him. He was really going through with this.
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Night has fallen, the castle is quiet.
He doesn’t know how he should act. It seems as though nobody except Atsumu knows how to act, if the way Lady Miya sits with her back straight as a pillar and arms folded politely in her lap was any indication. Atsumu lounges against the chaise in front of Kita’s bed with a drink in one hand and fingers twirling through the sash of your robe in the other , waiting for either Kita or his wife to make any sort of move, though it seems as though their nerves have gotten the best of them.
“Shy, Kita?” the blonde Lord asks. Kita gives an embarrassed furrow of his brows, but stays quiet. Atsumu chuckles. “Well then. Does my King agree to let me be the one in charge tonight?”
How treacherous of Atsumu to ask, but with no real idea on how to go about this, Kita relinquishes control with a mute nod of his head. Better to let Atsumu take the reins than for him to accidentally cross a boundary he was unsure of. Atsumu downs his wine in record time, and moves to place it on a nearby dresser before returning to his Lady. He takes hold of your face with such reverence and love that Kita has to look away and swallow down the bitter jealousy swirling like bile in his gut. He hears Atsumu whisper some reassurances to you, and nimble fingers undo the sash around your waist.
You stand up at Atsumu’s request, and he takes your spot on the chaise, posted in front of the King for his viewing pleasure. “Didn’t want ya to miss this,” Lord Miya says, and swiftly loosens your robes, letting them pool around your feet and laying bare your silky and soft flesh for Kita to see. Dark eyes rove over plump breasts, wide hips and thick thighs, and he’s convinced that no concubine in the world could ever compete with the beauty standing in front of him, made all the more sweeter that you’re a coveted treasure by your husband, making Kita the only other man to ever see you like this. It makes his cock twitch in his breeches, and makes Atsumu smile devilishly because he knows the effect this is having on his superior.
Your gasp alerts him to the fingers that have slipped between your legs from behind to cup your sex, brushing against the light hair that Kita wants nothing more than to bury his face in right now. “She’s as sweet as a peach, this one,” Atsumu coos, pressing all the right buttons and gifting Kita with moans and sighs that Angels would blush to hear. “As wet as one, too. Let’s show King Kita, shall we?”
Without prodding you sit in Atsumu’s lap and allow him to spread your legs wide, and the candlelight makes the slick gathering on your cunt and thighs glisten, Kita’s brain faltering at the sight. His body grows hot with want, with need , and he nearly rips his shirt off of his body, composure slipping with each second that passes. Atsumu offered to let him watch, but now he’s not sure if he’s content to be just a bystander.
You hum and squeal when Atsumu pushes two of his fingers past your folds, pushing in and out at a gentle pace that you’re no doubt familiar with as he prepares you for greater things to come. “Yer so quiet, Kita. Are ya not enjoying yourself?”
The Lady  looks at him then, a gentle pinch to her brows. “Are you…not satisfied with me, my King?”
Atsumu flashes an exaggerated pout over your shoulder. “Yeah, my King. After exposin’ my wife like this for ya, is she not enough?”
“She’s beautiful,” he chokes, clears his throat but it has little effect with how thick with lust his voice has grown. “She’s perfect.”
The smile on your pretty little face does funny things with his head.
“Ya hear that, my love?” Atsumu holds you close and rocks you side to side. “The King thinks yer beautiful. I dunno if many ladies can say that. Say thank you.”
“T-Thank you, my King. I’m honoured,” you grin. Kita gives you a small smile in return, though it falters at the edges when Atsumu catches you off guard and thrusts his fingers into you with great speed. It sounds wet and hot and Kita’s hand wraps around the bulge in his pants, stiff and begging to be touched, especially when the usually composed Lady Miya in front of him whimpers and pants like you’re in heat, moving your hips in sensual ways and locking eyes with Kita to steal the air from his lungs.
“A-Atsumu!” you gasp, wrapping a hand behind you to grasp the hair of your husband, but the smirk stays on his face, enjoying your plight. “Be gentle!”
“You love it,” he shushes you, planting kisses on your neck and biting down on your shoulder when you grow too rowdy. “Besides, we promised King Kita a good show, didn’t we? I have to prepare ya, don’t want ya cryin’ because yer tight hole wasn’t ready to be filled.”
You moan loudly when Atsumu brushes over your clitoris roughly, small hands moving to cover your mouth, and it’s the final push Kita needed to remove his trousers and take his cock in hand.
You watch in silence as he undresses, eyes immediately zoning in on the length and girth of his member, biting your lip for a different reason than when your husband removes his fingers from your core. Atsumu brings them up to the light to look at them curiously. They’re soaked from knuckle to fingertip, and when he pulls them apart tendrils of your slick keep them connected. Kita’s overcome with the desire to touch it, to touch you, see how you taste.
The smile Atsumu gives him sends chills through his body, as if his Master of War had read his mind.
“I think he wants a taste, my sweet,” Atsumu rubs soothing circles into your hip with his free hand, keeping his calculating eyes on his King. “What do you think?”
“The King can have whatever he wants,” is your answer, hiding a smile in your husband’s jawline while he laughs. Fuck, they were going to drive Kita insane. What surprises him even more, is instead of offering your pussy for Kita to lose himself in, Atsumu holds out his hand, like offering his fealty to the King once more as he had sworn so long ago.
“Then by all means, have a taste.”
There is a moment where it’s entirely too silent save for the heavy breathing Lady Miya is trying to get under control. A million thoughts run through Kita’s mind as his eyes flicker between Atsumu’s fingers, his childhood friends’ face, and the naked woman before him. It feels like entirely new territory, uncharted waters that Kita has only thought about dipping his toes into before running back out for fear of falling too deep into the water.
But in Atsumu’s eyes there's nothing but trust and desire, and in your eyes there's encouragement and adoration. His heart hammers in his chest, and burns with the overwhelming love and support from his closest. It makes his limbs move before his brain can catch up, leaning forward with his mouth opening while Atsumu’s grin grows wider, taking the digits in his mouth before hesitation can settle.
It’s strange, to suck on your best friend’s fingers, long and thick in his mouth, calloused from years of sword fighting as his tongue brushes against the pads of his fingertips. He can barely taste the saltiness of his skin though, as your sweet juices invade his senses like a summer wine, pure and sweet like the woman they came from. He grabs hold of Atsumu’s wrist when he makes to remove them, licking and scraping his teeth on them in a way that makes Atsumu’s breath hitch with widened eyes, and Kita mentally records it as a win before slowly releasing with a pop, lines of spit breaking the further away Kita gets as he takes his place on his bed once more, precum leaking from his slit.
It is Lady Miya who breaks Atsumu out of his trance with a gentle hand cupping his cheek and turning his attention back to the situation at hand. The smile on your face is light-hearted, if not mischievous, a gleam to your eye letting Kita know that you enjoyed what you just witnessed. “I think, dear husband, I’m ready to get fucked hard for the King.”
An impish grin blooms on Atsumu’s flushed face immediately at his wife’s forwardness. Honestly, Kita had never expected the Lady to be this way. You had always been on the reserved side, befitting your rank and lessons in etiquette. Quiet, polite, spoke when spoken to. If someone had told him a few years ago when Atsumu had introduced you to Kita when you were still giving the twins lessons in etiquette that he would be witnessing you in such a lewd position and answering all of the fantasies he had locked away, he would have almost laughed out loud at the absurd notion.
Funny how life works.
“Should we let his Royal Highness choose how I do it?” The blonde pushes his hair out of his eyes, and both Lord and Lady Miya look at him, eyes alight with interest.
“I…,” Kita clears his throat, brain bringing forth images of every position imaginable. He squeezes the base of his cock. Save it for the grand finale. “I want the Lady on her hands and knees facing me.”
That causes Atsumu to laugh in delight.
“Ah, takin’ her from behind, like mounting a bitch in heat,” he snorts. You pout at the language, but Atsumu kisses it away, lips pressing lightly against the bridge of your nose until you’re smiling again. “Never would’ve assumed ya liked it that way. Not very proper, is it?” Atsumu comments.
“Are you here to question your King on what he likes in bed, or are you going to deliver on your promise and show me somethin’ good?” Kita remarks.
Atsumu delivers another laugh as he lifts his wife off of his lap and places her onto the soft, cushioned chaise lounge as promised, knees spread apart and encouraging you to lean onto your elbows.
For a moment, as Atsumu undresses, he regrets not choosing a position that allows him to watch more closely as he enters in and out of you, but any complaints he has dies when Atsumu spits into his hand and rubs at his stiff member, lining it up with your entrance. Kita nearly cums all over his hand when he locks eyes with the woman across from him as Atsumu pushes in with a sigh of relief, no doubt seeking any sort of pleasure for his aching cock just like Kita. At least he has a pussy to bury himself in. King Kita just has his fist.
Your eyes flutter as Atsumu goes deeper into your tight cavern, groaning and furrowing your brows while you clutch onto the chair beneath you. You whimper when he bottoms out, and are only given a moment to adjust while Atsumu looks at Kita in question.
‘Shall I start?’, he seems to say.
Kita nods, and watches in perverse fascination as Atsumu rears his hips back and thrusts forward once more, making you choke on a scream as he sets a relentless pace, not holding anything back.
Your moans mix with yelps and screams of pleasure as your husband pounds into you from behind, round hands on soft hips and curls loosening from where they were pinned back on your head. Kita’s eyes stay glued to where your tits bounce with the force, hand finally giving him some relief and stroking his weeping cock, unwinding some of the tension in his shoulders and stoking the fire in his gut. He wants to reach out and fondle your chest, your nipples, but stays his hand, fear of crossing that damned boundary getting to him.
Atsumu is loud, he realises, almost as loud as his wife is right now. He groans and he growls like a wild animal, so overcome by the feeling of his Lady, of everything that she is, and praises fall from his lips like the water rushes down the mountain’s peaks.
“F-Fuck, yer so tight, I love it,” he grits, reaching over to grab hold of your chest like Kita wanted to do so badly. “So wet for me, for your King. Ya love getting fucked in front of him, practically beggin’ me for weeks.”
Kit almost feels as if he shouldn’t be hearing this conversation, but such crude words make him fist his cock faster, wet with precum and helping him ease the friction of hand to dick.
“A-Atsumu, I-”
“Don’t lie,” he laughs. He pinches your nippple roughly, and earns himself a gasp. “Every time ya called me yer sweet King, you were thinkin’ ‘bout him, too. Weren’t ya?”
You can say nothing, only look at your ruler with unbridled lust in your eyes. It’s getting harder to breathe now as he pumps his dick in time with his friend’s thrusts, entranced by the look on your face and Atsumu’s voice.
“Thought s-so,” Atsumu stutters when he rubs at your clit and you squeez hard. “Well, I’d do anythin’ for ya. Guess that includes fuckin’ ya silly in front of your King.”
Atsumu tsk’s and lifts your torso up so Kita can have the best seat in the house. Eyes stay glued to where they are connected, pistoning in and out of your walls and glistening with your slick. It brings forth images of wanting to get closer, let his tongue feel the both of them at once but it's so outlandish that it brings heat to his cheeks and pushes him closer to his release, chest heaving with exertion as everyone in the room reaches a crescendo like a symphony of sex.
That is until Atsumu stops abruptly, and it's so sudden and odd when the sounds of skin slapping cease that it causes everyone to lose their high, cooling down with irritation and impatience.
Atsumu's chest heaves air with great effort, yet his eyes are sharp as he regards his King.
"I think," he starts, easing out of his wife slowly, making you whine at the loss. "King Kita is lookin' a lil lonely. And it's our duty as his advisors and subjects to serve the King, right my love?"
You blink in surprise, when a smile curls at the corner of your lips, one that you definitely learned from your husband. Affection blooms on Atsumu's face at your reaction.
"We should give him a hand," the blonde declares, and suddenly he's carrying his wife over to the royal bed, laying you down gently against the rich, maroon satins and silks, hair splayed around you in rivulets like water. With equal parts curiosity and hesitation lacing his limbs, he moves further up the bed at Atsumu's insistence, coming face to face with you as you smiled kindly at him, lidded eyes and bottom lip plump from where you bite it.
He gives you one in return, one of the rare, genuine smiles he reserves for when he's with his closest and when he's happy. The sound of a throat clearing snaps his attention back to where Atsumu kneels at the end of the bed, cock bouncing against his lower stomach with every shift on the featherbed.
"Does my King allow us to do as we please with him?"
It's almost embarrassing how quickly he says yes, aching to feel the touch of something other than his own hand for once. Atsumu smirks.
“Wonderful.”
Moving closer, all three find themselves huddled in a circle of sorts, with two sets of eyes hungrily staring at him. Atsumu looks at his wife, and she stares right back. It becomes apparent to Kita then and there, that there is no imbalance between them. Though you may fold your hands when appropriate and open your mouth when addressed in broad daylight, though Atsumu’s words and hands guide you behind closed doors and you part your legs for him like a blossoming flower, they are, without a doubt, equals in every sense of the word. Atsumu gazes at you with such adoration it would give the poets something to sing about for centuries to come, and he is certain that if you were to give an order, Atsumu would bend and do it for you, no questions asked.
It’s funny - the Master of War and the Master of Prosperity; two things that could never work hand in hand, but ultimately make for a wonderful pair.
And it makes Kita’s heart yearn for even a drop, an ounce of what they share, for someone to look at him the way they do each other.
“Maybe I should give you some tips on how to go about it, my sweet,” Atsumu says, and it’s all the warning Kita gets before a large, rough hand wraps itself around his member. He jerks at the feeling, eyes wide at the blonde smirking before him, and he looks frantically at the Lady beside him who offers nothing more than a demure upturn of her lips.
“What are you doing?” demands Kita, but the words end in a choke when Atsumu’s thumb swipes over the head of his cock.
“I’m showin’ my wife how to please ya.”
“I-I think she w-would..” Kita has to stop talking to emit a whimper when Atsumu’s hand squeezes his dick. He swallows hard. “I think she would know how to please a man by now.”
“Hmm, yer right. She sure does know how to get me going, but…”
He removes his hand from Kita’s shaft for a brief moment to lift his wife’s leg, dragging a hand through your thighs and bringing it back to Kita’s erection, now slick with his wife’s juices and providing smoother friction.
“No harm in remindin’ her of the lessons. Watch carefully, love.”
It moves expertly up and down his length, knowing when to twist and squeeze, when to go fast and slow. Kita’s hips jerk up into Atsumu’s hand, unable to help the sighs and moans flying out from his chest. It feels good, so so so good, and a softer, more feminine pair of hands scrape gently over his chest, toying with his pert nipples and sending sparks straight down to his groin.
“He seems to like that,” you whisper, pressing your lips to the pulse in his neck. Kita is positive it must be ready to burst from his skin right now, yet still you suck and nip and paint his skin in the most delicate hues while your husband’s hand increases in speed. His other hand reaches down to fondle Kita’s balls, heavy and begging for release. Whines and whimpers grow louder as he approaches that sweet edge.
Atsumu hums. “He’s got a pretty cock, doesn’t he, my love? I bet you’re just drippin’ thinkin’ ‘bout it inside ya. Hungry for another man's dick.”
You shiver from your spot beside Kita, a hand scratching at his scalp and sending tingles down his spine, and a pink tongue poking out to lick at his nipples.
“P-Please…” Kita begs.
“Well, ’m hungry myself,” Atsumu continues, and swiftly dips down to take the head of Kita’s cock into his mouth, sucking hard while his hand never ceases its upwards and downwards motion. It's wet and hot, and the swirling of Atsumu's tongue around his tip, lapping up the precum that had gathered is enough to make Kita moan aloud in surprise and pleasure. His face glowing red as he desperately thrusts into Atsumu's mouth but his brain is too clouded with lust to feel embarrassed at this moment.
His fingers grip onto rich bed sheets as he loses himself in the heat of Atsumu’s mouth, that mischievous tongue of his being put to good use and stroking the vein on the underside of his prick before bobbing up and down in time with his hand. It’s almost overwhelming, feeling tongues on different parts of his body but it feels glorious, to have these mouths worship and love him like he craves but never says aloud.
It feels like Atsumu’s mouth is barely on him for a moment before Kita is grasping onto the nearest things he could latch onto, Atsumu’s head of hair and your hand conveniently already in his, and he holds onto both for dear life as he cums with a loud and long groan, releasing into his friends mouth with surprise and twitching with the aftershocks when Atsumu keeps him in his mouth for a tad too long.
“T-Too much, please,” he stutters, and Atsumu takes pity on him for the time being, laughing at how wild and unkempt his King looks right now.
“I guess you’ll have to test out yer skills next time. Come here,” hands reach for his Lady’s face, and he lets drops of Kita’s cum still in his mouth fall into your own open and awaiting jaws, sealing it with a kiss that’s all tongue and wildness. The perverse sight of them sharing his fluids makes his cock twitch to life again with alarming speed, but it’s also the words echoing in his ears that stick with him.
Next time. Implying that this won’t be a once off thing, a strange night to remember for years to come.
It makes him hard in seconds, even after spilling his seed in his friend's mouth.
If the couple beside him are surprised at his recovery time, only Lady Miya shows it with a raise of your eyebrows in pleasant surprise.
“Do you wish for more, my King?” you ask, traces of his load shining on the corners of your lips. He stops himself from reaching over to lick it off.
“Yes,” Kita sighs, and his chest seems to deflate with the motion, his words needy and wanting. “Please - keep going.”
“What do you want? Anything for you,” your hand cups his face with such gentleness he could cry. How sad it must be, for the simple touch of a person could be enough to shake him.
“I n-need you, I want you on top of me-” he has to stop himself with a sharp intake of breath. Eyes wide with fear look over to where Atsumu sits, a uncharacteristically stoic look on his face that makes Kita’s anxiety flare up. After a moment of silent contemplation, he opens his mouth.
“Does my King command it?”
It offers Kita a moment to rethink his words, to retrace his steps before they were taken. And as he looks at the faces of his friends for any signs of discomfort, looks at you for clear rejection, he sees no hesitation or resistance in either of their expressions. Only eagerness, anticipation for what could come. It strengthens his resolve.
“He does,” Kita says, with the air and grace of the King in power he is. And Atsumu grins like that cat who got the cream.
“Perfect,” he sings. “Lay back, yer Grace. Let us do everythin’ for ya.”
Doing as told, Kita finds himself a comfortable spot against the pillows and cushions, cock resting hard on his belly and watching as Atsumu coaxes his wife to straddle his hips. Hands fly instinctively to the squishy flesh of your hips and thighs, smooth like satin, and his grip on you only grows tighter once he feels just how wet you are, practically dripping onto his lower abdomen. It drives him mad with excitement, knowing he’s seconds away from shoving himself into your tight hole.
“Go on,” Atsumu encourages when you look back at him in question. “I’ll help ya when ya need me.”
Biting your lip, you peer down at Kita.
“I’m ready,” he assures you with a squeeze of your hips. You reach down to grab his member and he hisses when you pump him a few times, dragging it up and down your soaked folds. He worries his bottom lip at the sensation, and just when he gets used to it you line him up with your entrance and begin to sink down on him, ever so slowly.
He loses the ability to breathe when your warm heat engulfs him. His eyelids flutter, his toes curl, and they haven’t even gotten to the best part yet. Atsumu hums in approval when you finally sink down, hips flush with Kita’s, sighing in unison. You can’t help the grinding of your hips, trying to accommodate his size and girth, but it makes him growl and still your hips. “Give me a second,” he pleads. And you do, leaning down to give him his first kiss of the night. He can taste himself on your tongue, taste Atsumu along with him, and your tongues tentatively brush and move against each other as you grow accustomed to the feeling of your lips on the others.
He catches his breath when you pull away, blinking out of a stupor, and it seems as though Atsumu has had enough with waiting, for he clears his throat loudly. “Ready to get started?” They both nod. “Good.”
With that said, Atsumu holds on tightly to your hips, hands over Kita’s that stay locked on your flesh, and begins to slowly lift you off of his cock, only to push right back down. Kita groans at the fluttering of your gummy walls around him, head thrown against the pillows while Atsumu increases the speed and pace with which he picks his wife's body up, getting you into a mindblowing rhythm and bouncing you on Kita’s member.
Atsumu certainly dictates the speed and rhythm right now, and the coil in Kita’s gut begins to make a reappearance with every clench of your pussy around him. You’re both at the mercy of Atsumu, who alternates between stealing the air from Kita’s lungs with bringing your hips down hard and fast, or slowly and maddeningly gyrating your hips so that Kita presses against every spot inside of you, massaging that sweet, spongy flesh hidden deep inside that has you gasping out a strange mix of their names and clawing onto Kita’s chest for stability.
“That feel good?” Atsumu asks. He’s met with a chorus of moans and whines from his Lady and his King, but he isn’t satisfied with that. “I said, does that feel good?”
“Y-Yes, my Lord!” You gasp, and are rewarded with kisses and nips to your neck by your husband. Dark eyes peer at Kita over your shoulder, demanding an answer from him as well.
“Yes,” the white haired man grunts. “F-Feels so fuck- fucking good.”
“My, my! Our King has a naughty mouth. My sweet, how does his cock feel?”
Your moans are light and breathless when Atsumu rocks your hips back and forth. Your juices stain Kita’s abdomen, and he’s tempted to reach out and swipe some up on his finger to lick. “He feels so big! So so so big, it’s too much, it’s- oh!”
Kita is almost as surprised as you are when Atsumu guides his King’s hand to your swollen folds, showing him how to rub at your clit with practiced motions. You careen in response, hips moving erratically and crying about how good it feels.
“Tell him, not me,” Atsumu laughs.
“Oh, my King, my sweet King, you feel amazing. I love your cock so much, stuffin’ me full, I can’t take it, I love it I love it I love it!”
Your praise, your words, the heat of your cunt; it all goes straight to his head and his heart, and the coil in his gut tightens dangerously, ready to burst his seed into you and fill you up, but Atsumu has your plans before he can reach his peak.
Atsumu lifts your hips up one final time, but doesn't bring them back down. The disappointment in the room is immeasurable, denied a high once more when they were just so close to falling off the edge. Lady Miya whines loudly and impatiently, having been denied her orgasm twice now.
"I know, baby, I know," Atsumu coos, pets your hair and soothes the furrow of your brows. "But I was gettin' a lil lonely over here. I wanna join in."
Your eyes light up in question, staring at him questioningly and obeying when he orders you to bend over. Chest to chest with Kita, the King cradles you closely, brushes loose strands of hair out of your eyes, and allows himself a simple peck to your lips, one that you return with two of your own.
But you jump in shock when Atsumu spreads your cheeks apart and spits loudly onto your rear.
"Atsumu! You...you mean to-"
"Shh. You trust me, don't ya?"
"Always," she answers without hesitation, and the smile he gives you is warm and full of love.
"Then just wait," he rubs a finger over your puckered hole, spreading the spit and watching in fascination how it responds to his touches. He loves your cunt like a drunk loves his wine, but your ass is just as addictive. Really, any part of you is more than enough for him.
You bite your lip when a finger dips in, struggling to accommodate the invasive digit. Kita distracts you with more kisses, hands on your breasts, pulling at your hardened nipples and drinking in your moans like he's breathing in the fresh air of the morning.
"You are so beautiful," he whispers in your ear, watching over your shoulder as Atsumu adds a second finger, pumps them in and out so carefully. The blonde reaches around to lightly toy with your clit - not enough to make you cum, but enough to make you relax and less restrictive. "He's lucky to have married ya."
"Shinsuke," she sighs into his own ears, and it sends shivers down his spine. It's very rare people can address him as Kita without his title, let alone his first name, but it sounds so beautiful coming from the lips of his friends.
"Yer doin' so well," Atsumu praises, free hand massaging the globe of your ass cheek once Kita’s clumsy fingers take over the role of rubbing your nub. "Stretchin' ya out real good. You want both of our cocks, don't ya?"
"I do, I want them so bad-"
"Think you can handle us?"
"Yes, please! God, Tsumu, I wanna be stuffed with both of your cocks-"
"Damn, you get loud when yer needy." Atsumu drags his erection through the folds of your pussy, gathering as much of your juices to coat his dick once again before he lines it up with your back entrance. "We'll take things nice and slow."
It seems as if Atsumu is reassuring more than just his wife with that statement, and Kita is grateful for it.
You bite down on the skin of his shoulder when Atsumu removes his fingers and presses the tip of his dick at your hole. You’re clenching hard and gasping at the stretch, and Kita works with Atsumu to soothe your cries and kiss away your tears.
He kisses your lips when you give a harsh wail as Atsumu presses in further, not even halfway in yet but groaning at how tight it feels. He spits once again where you're both connected while you twitch and sigh as Kita's fingers return to your swollen bud.
"Yer doing amazing, such a good girl," Kita peppers your cheeks with light kisses, and with one last thrust Atsumu is fully seated with his cock in your ass, glassy eyed and chest heaving with tension as he gives the pair of you a moment to adjust.
He bends over to lick and kiss a line up your spine. "Your turn Shinsuke." Kita stalls, wondering for a moment if you really are ready to take them both at once, but Atsumu mistakes his silence for hesitation. "Need help with that?"
Lord Miya reaches down to gently guide Kita towards your sopping hole, and he sucks in a breath as your hips lower agonisingly slow to sink down on him until both of their members are filling you to the brim.
You're a panting and whining mess atop of him, fighting to catch your breath whilst Kita fights to make sense of what he's feeling right now. He can nearly feel Atsumu press against him through a thin layer inside of your pussy, every budge of his hips making his chest tighten at the friction.
"Tell us when to move," your husband says. After a moment of getting used to the stretch with little twitches of your hips, you nod frantically.
"I'm OK, you can move."
"I'll let Kita do the honours," Atsumu smirks.
Lifting his legs higher up the bed for leverage, Kita gives an experimental thrust into your core. It feels so good when you clamp down with a whimper, and so he does it again, and again, until he's set a slow but steady rhythm and enjoys the look of pleasure on your face, the way you bite your bottom lip to keep from moaning too loud but failing miserably.
Gradually becoming more comfortable and succumbing to pleasure, Atsumu begins to move gently, pulling out slowly and pressing back in, so as not to disrupt Kita’s flow but your reaction is immediate, a sharp gasp and a whine for more, arching your back and trying to reach behind to your husband. He leans over to allow you to thread fingers through his hair, and begins to grind faster into you, trying to match Kita’s pace and intensity.
“S-Shit, yer so tight, yer... fuck-” he curses and stutters his hips. “God I love ya- I love ya so much.”
“Please, g-give me m-more!”
“My pretty little slut,” he coos, and you sob into Kita’s chest. “So- fuck, so fuckin’ greedy. You wanna get fucked hard?”
“Gods, yes! I want to be full of your cum, please please please-”
“S-Shit,” he swears, and Kita watches as the careful, calculated look Atsumu kept in his eyes all night suddenly turns wild, frenzied, just about ready to tear you apart like you desired. “You asked for it, pretty girl.” He gives Kita a look. “Ready?”
The King nods. “Ready.”
The blondes' lips curl up at the edges, and you’re only given a moment before both sets of cocks begin ramming into you with such great force that it has you falling on top of Kita, where he wraps his arms around your frame to keep you steady. Words turn into coherent babbles and cries as they piston in and out of you in near perfect unison, and it’s the friction Kita so desperately craved as your wet walls and Atsumu’s shaft rub him so deliciously that his orgasm rears it head once more, building so perfectly and steadily that he feels like he’s reaching Cloud Nine.
Kita unwinds one of his arms from around your waist to reach Atsumu’s ass to give the flesh an affectionate squeeze, causing him to meet Kita’s eyes over your head. Atsumu leans down to capture Kita’s lips in a sloppy kiss, one that’s more tongue and spit and passion than anything else, and the King barely has any second to catch air when he pulls away before your tongue prods at his lips, lips that he opens willingly like heavenly gates. And when Atsumu joins in again, and he feels two messy sets of tongues invade his mouth, one rough and demanding, the other soft and sweet, he can do nothing more than let out a whine and try to keep up with the wonderful sensations taking hold of his body.
He’s given some reprieve when Atsumu pulls back to sit up, grasping at your hips and fucking into you so fast you’re stupefied, mouth hanging open and drooling on Kita’s chest. He doesn’t mind - rather, he doesn’t really notice, too busy focusing on your bouncing tits in front of his eyes, on the occasional brush of Atsumu’s sack on his skin, and the rising coil in his gut, ready to snap at any moment.
Hips jump erratically off the bed when Atsumu rubs at your clit hard and fast, nearly crushing Kita’s cock from how tightly you squeeze the both of them as your husband brings you to your mind shattering end.
“I’m cumming! I’m- I-”
It’s all you’re able to say as your peak washes over you in waves of heat, and he feels your juices gush out on top of his skin as you do so. Fuck, he’s nearly there, so close, just a bit more-
“I’m c-close, I’m so close-” Kita stutters.
“Cum for me,” Atsumu growls, pounding into your ass with abandon while you fall onto Kita’s torso, arms wrapped around his neck and sobbing so pitifully in his ear. “Cum for us, Shinsuke.”
It’s the push he needed. He’s shooting his seed into your core with a strangled shout, pumping load after load right into you while Atsumu follows, unloading into your ass with a curse and a moan of your name, going balls deep and spilling all that he has while your walls milk them for all that they have.
Atsumu collapses on top of both of you with a tired sigh, and while Kita’s body protests at the added weight, his mouth can’t quite catch up with his brain at the moment, so he simply lays there as the heat of the room falls over all of you like a blanket.
Both cocks begin to soften inside of you. Ever so gently, they pull out, seed escaping your holes and dripping slowly onto the sheets as you whine at the loss and clench around nothing, feeling so terribly empty and almost wishing they had stayed inside of you. But it gives you an opportunity to rest, and Atsumu flips you on your side until he’s laying you down on the bed, littering kisses all over your body and singing praises about how well you did for them, how much of a good girl you are.
You smile sleepily, exhaustion overtaking your limbs, and Kita can only cup your face and rub his thumbs on your cheekbones, uncertain if kissing you would be crossing a line now that the deed has been done. You arch into his touch while Atsumu leaves to get a cloth.
“Was that ok for you, my King?”
Ah. Of course you would put him above yourself. He smiles warmly at that.
“That was wonderful. You were perfect,” he answers honestly, and you practically glow with pride at his words. When Atsumu returns, Kita takes the cloth, opting to be the one to clean the mess between your legs. It’s the least he could do after all that they’ve done for him.
It grows silent once he finishes, looking over to see Atsumu holding you close from behind. Your eyelids are drooping and your eyes grow hazy with every kiss and rub Atsumu gives to you, yet when Kita is about to excuse himself, to find solitude in a bath and let the married couple have his bedchambers for the night, you reach out to him, wanting to hold him, his face, to bring it close to you and trap him for the night.
“Are you sure it’s alright for me to…” he trails off with uncertainty. Atsumu snorts, offering him a kind and warm smile.
“The Lady always gets what she wants,” he jokes, and Kita lets out a fond laugh. “Besides - yer the King.”
“I don’t want to overstay my welcome,” he replies. And he means it. But his heart begs for the opposite, for you to not let him go and let him rest his head on your heart.
It seems as though you hear his thoughts.
“I want you to stay,” you murmur, sleepy but resolute in your words. “Do you want to stay?”
His eyes flicker back and forth between husband and wife. He could leave. He could end things right here, pretend like tonight never happened and go on existing as King like he always has. Things would become too complicated if he stayed. He knows this. And yet…
“I do,” he whispers, and curls into the warmth of your chest while Atsumu rubs at his hair with a fondness not common in him. Kita feels, for once in his life, at home. No castle too big and warm can ever compare to this. “I do want to stay.”
“Well then,” Atsumu says warmly, while you finish his sentence.
“Stay.”
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hot-wiings · 3 years
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The One Where It's Just General Marriage Head Canons.
Edited: 7-19-2021
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🐢 Oh boy, there's a lot to unpack here.
🐢 Izuku is the best boyfriend, and he'll easily transition into the perfect husband.
🐢 He was so nervous to propose to you.
🐢 Literally stuttered out the entire proposal, then had to repeat it more clearly for you to understand.
🐢 ...And that's with him practicing beforehand.
🐢 "I want you to be my wife, I wanna come home to you every day. I wanna marry you [Y/N]. Please say yes."
🐢 Of course, you said yes immediately.
🐢 He had such a romantic setting too. He took you to where you had your first date, even ordered the same food.
🐢 He would have worn the same clothes, but now that he's a ripped pro-hero he can't.
🐢 The wedding was perfect.
🐢 He was very nervous, worried you'd get cold feet, scared someone would object.
🐢 Shouto had to be his best man and reassured him that if anyone objected, he would freeze them.
🐢 Deku's the type of husband that leaves earlier so he can get home earlier.
🐢 He'll get up at the early hours of five in the morning, just so he can be back home by five in the afternoon.
🐢 Sometimes he even gets up at four in the morning so he can be back by four in the afternoon.
🐢 Don't ask how he functions.
🐢 He loves to come home to you cooking him dinner every night.
🐢 Just stepping through the door to the aroma of you stirring something on the stove instantly perks him up.
🐢 All the horrors he saw that day, every emotion he carried in him, instantly vanished by the sight of you.
🐢 He could watch you cook dinner for hours.
🐢 He'll immediately come over and give you a kiss on the cheek before heading off to change out of his uniform.
🐢 On the days he comes home at four he'll help you make dinner.
🐢 Just cooking around in the kitchen together fills him with such domestic joy.
🐢 On the days Izuku works into the late hours of the night you'll stay up for him.
🐢 No matter how many times he tells you not to.
🐢 It makes coming home that much better when he sees you half slid off the couch, asleep.
🐢 He'll sweep you up off the couch and take you to bed, where you wake up and tell him how late you stayed up waiting for him.
🐢 Always makes his heart swell just cuddling you on the bed after a long day.
🐢 While you'll try being the perfect little housewife for Izuku, you just can't be.
🐢 Ain't nobody waking up at four and five in the morning to make him breakfast. He can stop at a gas station, or grab a protein bar before leaves.
🐢 To show him you care and that you love him, you'll get out of bed and pour him a cup of coffee before trudging back to the warm blankets.
🐢 It's super easy if you set the coffee machine before bed.
🐢 Portable cup, just the right amount of sugar and cream. He savors it knowing you got out of bed to make it just for him.
🐢 I personally see Izuku with a cute little housewife, it's safer that way, but he'd be with a working woman too.
🐢 In other words, Deku doesn't like you working, however, he won't stop you.
🐢 He gets insanely worried.
🐢 He's the number one hero, there's a numerous amount of people who want to hurt him.
🐢 There's an even bigger amount of people who would hurt you to get to him. Who would kill you, just for revenge.
🐢 Izuku has to constantly reassure himself that he'll always protect you.
🐢 If you do choose to be a worker, Deku will constantly visit you at work.
🐢 He doesn't broadcast where work precisely, the media just reports that Deku patrols the area a lot.
🐢 Nobody knows it's because he brought you lunch, or because he was 'in the area'.
🐢 If villains knew he regularly patrols there, they'll be likely to stay away.
🐢 Deku also sends heroes to the area when he has to go on missions.
🐢 He owns his own agency, what's the point of that if he can't use it to his advantage a little bit.
🐢 Izuku will also try to make it a point to pick you up from work.
🐢 Even if he has to go back to work after dropping you off at home, he likes to know you got back safely.
🐢 He'll also demand you text him you got home safely if he can't pick you up, even if he has a sidekick patrolling the area and following you home without your knowledge.
🐢 He knows you'd be very cross with him if you found out, but he wants to know your safe.
🐢 Not that you can blame him, you worry about his safety too.
🐢 You have the radio at work on a station that reports on heroes all day long.
🐢 When your home the TV is constantly on the news channel, following your husband as he takes down villains.
🐢 Despite all the worry, nothing calms you both down like unwinding in each other's arms at the end of the day.
🐢 You and Izuku will grocery shop together.
🐢 It's not a good pair because you both will throw random sugary items in the cart, lucky he's the number one hero and makes bank for your big grocery bill.
🐢 You and Deku rarely fight.
🐢 You always choose to talk things out and find a solution.
🐢 It's better to get it out now and compromise rather than letting it sit and fester.
🐢 When you do fight it's not that bad.
🐢 It's most likely going to be something stupid like you missed leaving him a cup of coffee one day, or he forgot to give you a kiss goodbye in the morning, or one of you didn't say I love you before going to sleep.
🐢 Your arguments are always resolved by the end of the day with lots of kisses and cuddles.
🐢 You guys have a golden rule: Don't go to bed angry.
🐢 You make frequent visits to Izuku's agency.
🐢 If you've seen on the news that he had a particularly bad fight, you can't help but worry about him.
🐢 You'll throw on a pair of shoes and run a container of cookies to his office under the premise of making him a treat when you just wanted to check on him.
🐢 Izuku will instantly know your just worried about him.
🐢 He'll make it up to you by giving you lots of kisses on his desk.
🐢 He always locks the door first, after all, your privacy and modesty are everything to him.
🐢 Every Thursday you have a date night.
🐢 Izuku keeps the romance very much alive for you both.
🐢 He's never late either.
🐢 Izuku liked cute names for you before you got married, now it's worse.
🐢 He'll call you his love, his lover, his darling, and his favorite, his pretty wife.
🐢 While he was younger, Izuku was scared to show skinship and PDA in the dating stages, now that your married he finds it easier and enjoyable.
🐢 He likes to hold your hand in the grocery store, he likes getting to kiss you on the cheek where ever he goes.
🐢 The stares don't bother him or make him nervous anymore.
🐢 You're his wife, any affection he displays with you is just right.
🐢 You and Izuku will definitely have kids.
🐢 Izuku is such a family man, he'd love to have lots of little babies with you.
🐢 He's always so around despite having such a time-consuming career too.
🐢 You need him to take them to the doctors for a check-up? It's done.
🐢 You need him to pick them up from school? He's there five minutes early.
🐢 His kids think he's the greatest dad too.
🐢 And they learned how to be respectful and nice to women by watching him treat you good.
🐢 Overall, Izuku is the best husband a woman can ask for and Inko deserves a medal for the work she put into him.
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coldgoldlazarus · 2 years
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Okay, this is the second night in a row I've had a dream centered around Victorious. I haven't even watched this show. I haven't even had dreams about some of my super long-held super passionate fandoms. Something ain't right here.
At any rate, near as I can tell, the premise was Jade, Tori, and Cat having a costume sleepover? And all three wore like, playboy bunny outfits for some cursed reason, which... Unfortunately kinda tracks with everything I know about the show.
Tori wound up passing out for some reason or another, and Jade had a weird breakdown, furiously french kissing her in her sleep while ranting about how much she hates her. IIRC, went something like this; "Fuck you, Tori Vega! I despise you so much, I would honestly take you out into the desert and murder you if I could get away with it! Why'd you have to come into my life and ruin everything? Fuck you for showing me up constantly! Fuck you for being so pretty and talented and just fucking hot! Fuck you for challenging me and making me want to give a shit! Fuck you for chasing after Beck and not me! I want to bury your body where nobody will find it, but I also want to marry you and live the rest of our lives together!" Something like that anyway, doesn't feel quite accurate but it's as close as I can remember.
And Cat just watched this, waiting for her to finish before getting closer. Jade whirled on her and said something about how Tori was hers, back off; the same possessive stuff she'd say about Beck in the actual show. But Cat frenched her instead, completely wrecking her momentum, before also bending down to kiss (the still-blissfully-unconscious) Tori, looking back up at Jade and wiggling suggestively, saying they could share. Honestly sounded surprisingly lucid, more like how she came across in early Season 1, but this definitely seemed to be set either late in the show or after it entirely.
But yeah. Please send help.
I blame Quinton.
I hope any Victorious fans appreciate this at least?
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