its crazy how some people on this site want to be conservative so bad. like, op catches a fleck of self awareness and throws in a comment about body fat before hard pivoting back to "what happened to real men"
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coffee from my lil coffee station
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It's so funny when fanfics have Lawrence drink like, whiskey and Adam gets some fruity cocktail that Lawrence mocks him for because canonically Lawrence orders venti mocha frappuccinos from Starbucks and Adam smokes cigarettes off the bathroom floor
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listening to Too Sweet for the first time and, damn, Crowley never got his flat back, did he? can't believe he's been crashing on Hozier's couch all this time drinking booze and waxing lamentations about his angel. strange world we live in
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Prompt 109
“What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck-” Tim chanted to himself, looking down at his cup of tea in betrayal. Was he hallucinating, had he been drugged with something? He had slept last night!
Yet there in their own Lazarus Pit, the one in the cave not the giant one somewhere under the rest of Gotham, was a literal baby, looking just as surprised as he was. Of course that didn’t last, and its face scrunched up as it started to cry, which was his first hint that no, this was not in fact a hallucination.
There was a pit baby in the Lazarus pool.
. . .
There was a pit baby in the Lazarus pool.
OH FUCK, there was a pit baby in the freaking Lazarus pool-
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Jegulus
james:Loveee im back!!*looking at reg*…oh
regulus: what?
james:You look pale..did you eat something?? Its like 4pm
regulus: yeah ofc
james:
regulus:
james: reg what did you eat?
regulus:coffee:)
james:
regulus:
james:
regulus:
james:
regulus:*starts running away*
james:REGULUS ACTURUS BLACK COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!!!
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