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theroyalmisfitmess · 1 year

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If there is a TV show cast friendship I will bet all my money on, it’s the cast of Austin & Ally.

They continue to follow each other on social media and speak highly of one another. They have an active group chat. They still hangout. They do their best to attend every show or event one has. The accounts of their work or advocacies have following lists that include each other. They not only follow each other’s families and significant others, but they also have a good, personal relationship with them.

It’s true friendship, what they have. The way they continue to include each other in their lives is so endearing. I have never seen a tv show cast at this level of closeness.

#raura rumors and ross x raini rumors aside #it’s the way #ross lynch’s following list is short but always includes laura raini and calum #and the way their following lists include each other’s family members #and like how calum is dating a best friend of laura’s sister #like this cast is always gonna be family #i love them so much #austin and ally #austin & ally #austin and ally cast #austin & ally cast #a&a #ross lynch #laura marani #raini rodriguez #calum worthy

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precious-little-scoundrel · 4 months

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Note of credit to my babies @stylespresleyhearted & @eliseinmemphis -much and many of these thots originate from their juicy little brains and the chats we have on our unhinged discord, they magnanimously agreed that it was worth sharing with any of y’all who might get a kick out of it.

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“Biopic”

Sofia makes her Priscilla Film.

But despite this, somehow, Gigi becomes friends with Jacob. So instead of the pitting Austin and Jacob against each other because of Elvis portrayals -and, as Gigi likes to call it “Miss Beaulieu’s Latest” -we get pap pics of Austin, Gigi,

and Jacob out for breakfast/dinner dates. Jacob may entertain petty notions of stealing Gigi from Austin due to Kaia Revenge Syndrome. Gigi assures him she likes him just fine, even if he’s too tall and pinched faced to play her man and much too skinny to really carry any real gravitas. ☺️

she just collects Elvises. it’s what she does.

In fact, older MILF Gigi, who has come out of her long reclusion and is now wreaking havoc on the world with her pretty toy boy actor boyfriend, is now a fiend to Young Hollywood. I mean, this is the woman who Elvis bought Vogue Mag for, just to feature her more often. Now sharing rights with Lovey, she retakes an interest in those editorials and in art and fashion in general. Our world suffers benefits from it. She has a group chat with just about every eligible young man clique, a girls gossip one and a very messy and lurching one of Baron (her son’s) exs.

Then, imagine who might tackle a Gigi Biopic?

Uncensored and unrestrained, a fuckfest of unapologetic love and insanity between a twenty year old and a man over twice her senior who she loved without boundaries all his life? Hmm.

Maybe Emerald Fennel. We do already have tub slurping, c’mon now.

A scene of Gigi practicing on a random truck driver makes it onto the film. Casting difficulties arise when Baron objects to anyone who he’s had relations with playing his mother. That nixes 89% of the blondes in Hollywood.

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losergender · 18 days

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media i think the pjo cast would be into

percy : h2o + mako mermaids (he religously makes stelle watch them with him once she's older) , he also really likes teen beach movie + austin & ally (reminds him of him and annabeth). he's a great spiderman fan too, had a hyperfix on it as a kid and it came back SUPER STRONG when atsv was released, he was devastated when he couldn't infodump annabeth about it

annabeth : THE SIMS !!!! she got her dad to buy her all the DLCs of the sims 4 as compensation for how he treated her. i think she would also love the new york times games if they were more dyslexia friendly (you know when she gets absolutely furious at the sphynx in tbotl bc the questions are stupid? that's how she'd react to connection categories)

grover : he would love animal crossing new leaf and new horizons so much! i also think he would lend happy home designer to annabeth but she would get frustrated at how little you can personalise the houses. he also really likes deltarune and the concept of goat boy helps blue mc with single-mother reminds him of him and percy

nico : pokemon, but specifically the card game. will tries to introduce him to the game many times but nico is horrible at managing a console so after lots of frustration he goes "i wish it came it card format" and will is just like "OH!" he also really likes animation because he was alive during its beginnings, so i think he could be just familiar enough with it but not enough not to be super excited with every one of the new techniques that have been developed

rachel : she has watched tangled many many times. obviously she has a devianart / tumblr account. huge huge fan of the spiderverse movies (was the one percy infodumped about it) and adventure time (the opening of fionna & cake is her morning alarm). she is also a loona stan (after becoming friends with annabeth she asked for help figuring out the loonaverse and accidentally got annabeth into them as well, but rachel is more into the music while annabeth just focus on the lore)

tyson : when i was maybe 8 i had this nintendo game about horse riding that i am sure he would love. ALSO MLP!!! twilight reminds him of annabeth!!

will : TRIGUN !!!! SOMEONE LET THIS BOY READ TRIMAX!!! + he loved hannah montana, he still owns the cds and the climb is his favorite song.

bianca : would have loved christian girl k-pop i just know

clarisse : she grew up watching shonen anime. i don't watch a lot of shonen but i'm personally gonna say she likes one piece so when she got the quest on tsom a part of her kept going "omg one piece reference." she also thinks jojo's is the most hilarious piece of media to ever exist.

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cadmium-free · 1 year

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THIS is my favorite conversation between Clementine and Sovereign Immunity. It gets overshadowed by the confrontation with Gur Sevraq in the same episode but THIS ONE!!!!! I love them.

transcript below the cut:

ART (as Sovereign): Hello, Clementine.

JACK (as Clementine): Sovereign Immunity.

ART (as Sovereign): How are you?

JACK (as Clementine): Well I’ve been better, but I’ve certainly been worse. I don’t quite know what they were thinking these last couple of weeks. But at least I’m in a slightly more stable imprisonment than I was earlier.

ART (as Sovereign): Yeah. I hear that. [short pause] What do you- what do you want when this is over?

JACK (as Clementine): When is it over?

ART (as Sovereign): That’s good. I mean it’s- I meant after the invasion of Cruciat? But we can- we can have a wider range in conversation if you’re interested.

JACK (as Clementine): Well I raised what I felt to be the fair proposal for- as the only member of House Kesh that has allied itself with this organisation, I should be allowed some autonomy over the palace. So I think perhaps we could start there.

ART (as Sovereign): I hear you. I see the internal logic in what you’re saying. I really do. But I don’t think it’s going to happen. And I think you need to start preparing yourself emotionally for having a second choice.

JACK (as Clementine): What kind of a second choice would that be?

ART (as Sovereign): You know, you could- you could want to continue to be a revolutionary. You could want to follow this out wherever it goes. You could want to just leave, you know? You could- you could choose exile from Partizan, I’m not say- I have no authority to offer you this. But I’m saying this is a thing that you could want.

JACK (as Clementine): I see. I see where you’re coming from. Thank you for giving me your opinion here. I don’t care about any of these people. And I don’t care about what they’re trying to do other than that it might carry me closer to what it is that I want. Now, I’m sure we all want to be fed better. I’m sure we all want to make a little more money. I know, I’ve been told that there are organisations that you know, treat people who have those jobs badly and I’m sure that we all want those jobs to be made better. But when it comes down to it, I simply don’t understand what these people seek to gain other than those- those increases.

ART (as Sovereign): They’re going to throw House Kesh out of Cruciat and potentially burn it to the ground.

JACK (as Clementine): No they wouldn’t do that.

ART (as Sovereign): They would! [Keith laughs]

JACK (as Clementine): No it’s a beautiful city.

ART (as Sovereign): They would! Do you want me to go get a petition real quick? [Austin chuckles] I mean I can’t stress to you how little anyone cares about the beau- I mean, people care about the beauty of the city, I don’t wanna like, put too fine a point- I don’t want to get to a point where we’re debating that. But no one cares about the city more than they care about their belief, their cause! And I’m so, so sorry that I failed to communicate that to you in the time that we’ve worked together!

JACK (as Clementine): Why would they throw it away?

ART (as Sovereign): Because to them it’s garbage.

JACK (as Clementine): Well, they’re wrong, and they’ll come to see that.

ART (as Sovereign): Oh my god.

JACK (as Clementine): I’m sure they’ll come to see that. Tanks at the gates, I’m sure. I would say that the East Wing of the palace? I could see that go, I would probably want to make some renovations there. [someone chuckles] I’m not stupid, Sovereign. I know that blood is going to be spilled and buildings are going to be destroyed but, these people are not going to cast away the history of Kesh so easily.

ART (as Sovereign): That history is their history. They’re just reclaiming what is already theirs. And no one has ever re-thought their position when they were in the tank at the gates! [someone chuckles] It’s never happened! I mean maybe someone’s like, gotten into their tank in the morning and are like “no I can’t do it” and then got out? But once you’ve driven a tank somewhere, you’re gonna pull the trigger. And I’m not saying you shouldn't have hope, because it’s- it’s- it’s- you’re such a beautiful moron. [Keith and Sylvia laughing] But you should have an idea of what you’re gonna do when it goes the other way. Because otherwise you’re gonna fall through the cracks, and you can’t climb back up.

JACK: I think she just sort of looks down at her shoes and says,

JACK (as Clementine): So, where do I go?

ART (as Sovereign): If I knew I would tell you.

ART: You gonna storm out of your own room?

JACK: Yeah! [chuckles] Gonna storm out of my own room.

#Partizan #clementine kesh #Sovereign Immunity

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litcrazh · 1 year

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Bestie I love you. I really do. But why would you make Austin Adrien??? (Yk, from Austin and Ally?) like why 😭 there are so many other blonde green eyed males and you chose THAT one??? 🤧

DO NOT DISRESPECT ROSS LYNCH

this acc made me laugh out loud tho but i’m supppppperrrrr bias bc i love ross lynch so like search him on pinterest or smt and NOT WHEN HE WAD LIKE 15 but now bc teenagers now look way older so i’m using current pics but i’ll give acc reasons

ross models, adrien models

ross plays piano, adrien does (future post hehe)

blond hair, green eyes, buff

adrien is a cutie and ross is too

ross is a celebrity that has fan photos

he is a rock star so when adrien plays with kitty section yk

but like if u guys have diff can casts comment them but again personal preference 🤘🤘

#adrinette #adrien agreste #miraculous ladybug trailer #miraculous marinette #miraculous ladybug #miraculous au #mlb twitter au #mlb #mlb twitter #ml ladybug #ml twitter #ml twitter au #mlb headcanon

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dreamersparacosm · 2 years

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consider.

"you were supposed to be there for me. and you weren’t. you weren’t there." or “you aren’t the person i fell in love with years ago.” or “frankly, i don’t give a fuck.”

surprise me, angelina. also love you and congrats again!

sfw!

note ; ally. how dare you. honestly we are just becoming the queens of angst and it is starting to concern me like who wronged us😫 anyway this is kinda inspired by ur fic bc i didn’t know what else to do and i rlly loved the prompt 😘

warnings ; none i can think of!

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theoretically, this is supposed to be the best night of your life. all the tears, all the yearning, all the trials and tribulations that landed you in your exact position: a modeling contract so prestigious you get the opportunity to walk in new york fashion week. theoretically, this was the first night of the rest of your career.

but your boyfriend, the one who got you to this point, the one who told you that you were born to model, the one who stood by you through every casting call, was nowhere to be found. in fact, if math hadn’t failed you, he was exactly 4,352 miles away from you.

instead, this was shaping up to be the worst night of your life.

“do you just not care? is that what this is?” you shout into the phone, pacing your hotel room that resembles more of a shoebox than anything else. the lights of the city spill in through a gap in your curtains. it’s daunting more than anything else.

thank god he can’t see your face, for if he did, he would see a girl with mascara smudged under her eyes, mimicking a raccoon, and an expression that was so desolate it would bring anyone to depression.

“no, no, baby, i swear. i swear to god i bought the tickets. check, check online! the flight is canceled,” austin rushes out in defense. he’s not lying — the flight really is canceled, so canceled that they’re not even delivering a new aircraft — but somehow, he feels like he is.

“god, austin, you picked the latest flight to new york! you couldn’t ask for the day off or something?” you’re gripping your hair so tight you nearly pull it out of your scalp.

“you know i can’t. i already took off so many days —“

“do they know this is my first runway show? christ’s sake, it’s for prada. this is my big debut. mine. and i’m in a fucking hotel room fighting with you because for some reason, you think your career is more important than mine!”

you’ve twisted the knife in too deep, and you know it. it’s just heavy breathing and silence from his end, nothing but useless thoughts swirling around in his brain. you’re burying homicidal urges, as if hating him will make him appear at your doorstep. “let’s talk tomorrow. i’ll see if i can catch the next flight out.”

you swallow down a sob that bubbles in your throat. your voice, just below a whisper, wavers as you speak, “you were supposed to be here for me. and you’re not. you’re not here.”

he is enraged at you for thinking that he didn’t want to be there with you, for believing that he would table your career for his own. his heart is ripping out of his chest excruciatingly, breaths coming out shaky. “i’m sorry, [y/n]. i tried.”

“no. you fucking didn’t.”

the next thing he hears is a click and a monotone buzz. he realizes seconds later that you’ve hung up on him and left him stranded in an airport in hungary, with nothing but his two carry-on bags and a love for you that transcends across any ocean.

sadly enough, that’s all he has left to give.

｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆

join the celly here!

#answered #avengen #angelina’s 3.5k celly #austin butler #austin butler elvis #austin butler angst #austin butler blurb #austin butler fluff #austin butler fanfic #austin butler x reader #austin butler imagine #austin butler smut

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chvoswxtch · 1 year

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come have a drink at mine 🥂 (closed)

☾ masterlist for my 2k followers friends celebration!

you can find the details/breakdown of this celebration here!

☾ margarita:

»— dancing with our hands tied. (frank castle)

»— adore you. (frank castle)

»— willow. (frank castle)

»— cinnamon girl. (frank castle)

»— anything. (frank castle)

»— pick me. (matt murdock)

»— apocalypse. (matt murdock)

»— new years day. (matt murdock)

»— sorry. (matt murdock)

»— gold rush. (matt murdock)

»— the devil is human. (matt murdock)

»— everyday you play. (billy russo)

»— high maintenance. (billy russo)

☾ margarita on the rocks:

»— cardigan.* (matt murdock)

»— dress.* (matt murdock)

»— cruel summer.* (matt murdock)

»— all of the girls you loved before.* (matt murdock)

»— fire & gasoline.* (matt murdock)

»— holding out for a hero.* (frank castle)

»— fallin' all in you.* (frank castle)

»— only we know.* (billy russo)

»— exile.* (javier peña)

☾ old fashioned:

»— billy russo & jealousy

»— austin's favorite dilf: joel miller*

»— frank castle & being an ally

»— frank castle doesn't mind blood

»— frank castle's meat*

»— frank castle & jealousy

»— frank castle takes a goddamn day off

»— matt murdock loves yoga

»— matt murdock joins the mile high club*

»— matt murdock being the third wheel in his own relationship

»— matt murdock & frank castle are really great boyfriends

☾ martini:

»— golden hour

»— i am not a woman, i'm a god

»— dancing queen

☾ glass of wine:

»— court's ranch water recipe

»— the eras tour (court's version)

»— court's wine recs

»— all things jewelry, tacos, & chocolate chip cookies

☾ tequila shot:

»— casamigos with jessica

»— patrón with foggy

»— 1800 with din

»— jose cuervo with dean

»— don julio with frankie

»— herradura with yelena

»— macallan with matty

»— clase azul with natasha

»— el jimador with bucky

☾ glass of champagne:

»— prosecco with matty

☾ long island iced tea:

»— cast your mutuals: marvel edition

»— cast your mutuals: colors edition

»— cast your mutuals: favorite songs edition

»— cast your mutuals: who's at the bar edition

»— fuck, marry, kill- jessica/elektra/karen

»— bonus round with matty, frankie, & dean

#court's 2k follower celebration #court's 2k friends celebration #come have a drink at mine #matt murdock #daredevil #karen page #foggy nelson #frank castle #the punisher #billy russo #elektra natchios #jessica jones #natasha romanoff #dean winchester #bucky barnes #the winter solider #javier peña #din djarin #joel miller

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theroyalmisfitmess · 1 year

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No thoughts except for that one day-off in 2014 the Austin & Ally cast spent together eating food, visiting a library, and taking pictures.

“12.15.14” (via @ross_lynch then @rossr5 on Instagram)

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disneytva · 10 months

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Spidey and His Amazing Friends Adds The Thing, Lockjaw and Zola In Final Season 2 Episodes For Late Summer/Fall 2023

Joining the Marvel's Spidey and His Amazing Friends cast this summer is The Thing voiced by Andy Milder ("Austin & Ally"), Ms. Marvel's teleporting dog, Lockjaw voiced by Dee Bradley Baker ("Phineas And Ferb" Franchise) and the power-hungry robot supervillain Zola voiced by Trevor Devall (Dreamworks Animation Television "Voltron: Legendary Defender").

These new characters arrive just in time for the new "Web-Spinners" storyline beginning in August in which Spidey, with the help of Iron Man, creates new hi-tech suits and gear that lets the Spidey Team stop baddies and help people —not just in their friendly neighborhood, but now all over the world!

The first episode titled "Stolen WEB-Quarters" premieres August 18 on Disney Channel and Disney Junior and sees Zola taking over the WEB-Quarters and Team Spidey must figure out how to stop him from stomping all over the city.

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#Spidey And His Amazing Friends #Spiderman #Marvel #Harrison Wilcox #Stan Lee #Disney Junior #Disney Jr #Andy Milder #Dee Bradley Baker #Trevor Devall #Youtube

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total-drama-takes-takes-2 · 11 months

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tti episode 4

“Last time on Total Takes Island- the Inane Anons took on the Flying Fujoshis in an epic game of dodgeball. There was blood, sweat, even some tears- but in the end, Peter took a serious crash and the Anons got to stay to play another day. Who will sustain a life-threatening injury? And who will get out with only minor cuts and bruises? Find out now, on Total! Takes! Island!”

The Inane Anons are sitting atop the steps to their cabins, impatiently waiting for the challenge to begin early in the morning. Kelly steps outside and smiles. “Good morning, everyone!”

The team grumbles back, most of them still half-asleep. Julia sighs and closes her eyes for a moment before being abruptly woken up by a loud scraping noise. Everyone whips around to see Kelly dragging a huge portable tanning bed out of the cabin.

“What the hell is that?” Max asks.

Scary giggles, earning a glare from Julia. “I hope it’s a coffin,”

“Or a transportation device that’ll take me out of here,” O sighs.

“Looks like a portable tanning bed to me, baby,” Austin says, jogging around to the other side of the machine and lifting it with Kelly. “I’ve got my own at home.”

“Great. That’s awesome,” Max mutters. Austin rolls his eyes and helps Kelly carry the device to the communal bathrooms.

“A little impractical,” Scruffy shakes their head, taking notes on their little pad of paper before flipping it closed and tucking it in their pocket.

“What’s that thing for, anyway?” Max asks, holding his face in his hands and leaning on his knees.

“Oh, I’m just taking notes on everything. For my thesis, you know? I’ve already seen all the past seasons a million times, so I know what the challenges are going to be, but this is with a whole new cast. It’s kind of like an experiment to me,”

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MAX: In all honesty, Scruffy wouldn’t be a bad ally to have. They seem to be one of the less mentally unwell members of the team, and having all of that information could be helpful…

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“Alright, campers- your next challenge starts in five! And make sure to bring your A-game!”

Bonnie walks alongside Caesar on their way to the designated “challenge area” for the day, hands in their pockets. “Do you think this one’s gonna be anything?”

“Well, Mal said that this is the talent episode, right?”

“Did she?”

“I was talking to her and Ass earlier. You know, making connections,”

“Ah, okay. Talent show, then,”

Courtney watches their conversation from a few feet away and frowns, clearly troubled, but they don't say anything. McLovin jogs to keep up with them and notices their expression, giving them a look of vague concern.

Patrick and Kitty stay some distance behind, but it’s clear he’s still paying attention as Kitty frolics. “Talent show. Hm. How can we work with this?”

Kitty babbles something incomprehensible and scales a nearby tree.

The team arrives at a shabby, half-built outdoor theater, lined with splinter-covered bleachers. The Anons are already there, sitting on one side of the area with their team’s logo on it. Mal- who inexplicably seems to have arrived before anyone else, somehow- waves over Ass. “Saved you a seat!”

“That doesn’t even make any sense. The bleachers are empty,” Courtney says.

“Don’t be a hater, Court,” McLovin gives them a faint smile and playfully elbows them. Courtney grumbles back.

“Welcome to our newly rebuilt amphitheater!” Chris walks out on stage, holding his arms out for emphasis. “This week’s challenge is one of my favorites: a talent show!”

Caesar nods with a smirk as the Anons look at each other nervously.

“Each team will have five hours to choose their three most talented campers and train them to perform on stage for their teams, where Chef will judge via the Chef-o-Meter!”

“Oh, me! Me!” Kelly waves their hand in the air.

“What’re you gonna do? Tan us to death?” Julia asks, to which Kelly glares. “I’m sorry, which one of us took eight years of competitive new-wave gymnastic-aerobic fusion classes?”

Julia rolls her eyes and leans back, crossing her arms over her chest. Max shrugs. “Any other volunteers?”

Frollo begins to raise a hand, to which Max immediately says no.

Scruffy clears his throat. “I might step in,”

“I don’t think competitive note-taking is really a talent, Arachne,” Scary giggles, looking over from where they’re carving gore into the bleachers with a sharpened rock.

“No, way, I was my province’s spelling bee champion for five years,”

Everyone groans, except for Max. “Eh, why not?”

Julia glares. “Are you serious?”

“What? Intelligence is always impressive,”

“Unbelievable,”

“Do you think you could do better?”

She pauses, looking long and hard for an answer, but eventually gives in and leans back. Max smiles. “Anyone else have anything in mind?”

Everyone looks at each other. Austin suddenly smiles. “I-”

“Anything appropriate?”

He falls silent. Finally, O clears his throat. “I can drink a gallon of milk in under thirty minutes,”

“What? How is that a talent?” Michael asks.

“If you’ve ever tried it, you’d know,”

“Well, if that’s all, I guess we got our players,” Max sighs. “Come on. Let’s get this over with.”

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“I say we go for Kitty,” Patrick says, crossing his arms smugly. “Last night I saw them strip the bark off an entire tree with their teeth.”

“What?” Courtney asks, looking over to where Kitty is digging a hole in the ground on all fours. “I don’t know if… you know what, whatever. That’s fine.”

“What about Mal?” Ass asks. “She does modern dance.”

“Aw, you’re flattering me, I’m really so bad, not even comparable,” Mal chuckles. “But yes, I accept.”

Courtney stares. “Wait, shouldn’t we vote on that?”

“I don’t think anyone has anything against it,” Caesar shrugs. “Now, let’s talk about meeeee!”

“I’m sure hosting is really great, but it’s not really what we’re looking for,” Patrick says coldly. “My vote for Kitty still stands.”

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PATRICK: "If you’ve ever seen Total Drama before, you’ll know that the consistent winners are the freaks, the losers, and the physically unattractive. Think about it- Owen, Beth, Mike- by allying myself with the most deranged team members, I’m guaranteeing myself a ride to the finale.”

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“Ok, how about we substitute Caesar for Mal?” Courtney says hopefully. “That way, we can get Kitty in, too!”

“There are three slots, silly!” Mal smiles. “Plenty of room for all of us!”

“Not so fast,” McLovin rises from his seat. “I want to compete.”

Mal snorts.

“What’re you gonna do? Show everyone how to fit through a keyhole?” Patrick asks. McLovin glares back.

“I’ll have you know I’m an expert magician,”

“Yes! Okay, Caesar, McLovin, and Kitty- it’s perfect!” Courtney says, grabbing McLovin’s shoulders.

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Courtney stares at the confessional camera for a few moments before sighing.

COURTNEY: It’s not that I hate Mal, it’s just that… Well, it’s a long story. The two of us kinda go way back… But I know if she gets up there, she’ll throw the challenge, like she’s been doing for the past few, I’m sure... I can’t let us lose.

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“Actually, I think I’ll sit this one out,” Caesar shrugs. “It might be fun watching from the other side of the screen, if you catch my drift.”

“Aw, but-”

“Perfect! Me, McLovin, and Kitty!” Mal smiles. “It’s settled!”

A look of nervousness crosses Courtney’s face and they walk away.

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“Welcome to the second Camp Wawanakwa official talent contest, where six campers will showcase their skills and desperately try not to humiliate themselves, and then likely fail at that!" Chris chuckles. An intern attempting to fix a lighting feature in the dark falls off the catwalk and lands next to Chris, who has no reaction. "First up for the Flying Fujoshis is Kitty!”

Their team cheers weakly as they scamper out on stage, where a log has been placed in the center. The Inane Anons watch in confusion as Kitty gnaws at it like a beaver, chewing it down into splinters. Scattered applause follows, and a few Fujoshis glare at Patrick as the Chef-o-Meter gives them 3/9 points.

“Next up, for the Inane Anons- Kelly!”

A round of cheers opens their act as they bound on stage in a leotard, sporting a ribbon and a baton. They bow, then throw the baton in the air, using the ribbon to lasso it back, and then do an elaborate and mesmerizing cartwheel and backflip sequence through the ribbon, landing perfectly on their feet.

The Inane Anons give a standing ovation (Austin cheering especially loud right in Max's ear) and Chef gives a nice 6/9.

“Alright, very nice! Next up we have the wonderful Miss Mal doing an interpretive dance piece for the Fujoshis!”

Courtney groans and puts their head in their hands.

Mal walks on stage, wearing an odd outfit that strongly resembles a garbage bag, and then begins to do the most uncoordinated, odd, somewhat offensive dance sequence that any contestant has ever seen. Chris’ eyes widen in both shock and amusement as he chuckles. “We’re gonna have to censor some of that, huh? Let’s see what Chef has to say!”

1/9

“Nothing good. Excellent!”

The Fujoshis look at each other nervously. “Next up, let’s hear it for O!”

The Anons cheer as O steps on stage, holding a gallon of milk and looking incredibly nervous. Max shakes his head. “We’re dead, aren’t we?”

O raises the jug and begins drinking. Chris watches nearby in bewilderment as he finishes about 1/3rd the jug before a pale, sickly look crosses his face and he runs backstage to throw up.

2/9

“Wow. Impressive display from the Anons,” Chris chuckles.

Backstage, McLovin peers around the curtain nervously, swallowing a lump in his throat as Ass coaches him. “No pressure, okay? Our team’s win is on your shoulders, but no pressure,”

“No pressure,” he repeats, trembling, pacing back and forth. “No-”

McLovin stumbles backwards, tripping on his magician's cape and crashing into the table of props, crushing most of them. Ass gasps. “Oh, this is so not good!”

“No- no- I can fix this!”

“What could you possibly do now?! Pull a dove out of your-”

“I’m talented in many ways,” he says confidently, tearing off his cape and handing it to Ass. “McLovin always pulls through!”

“Next up, last one for the Fujoshis- McLovin’s Magic Ex… Extravaganza… who wrote these things?” Chris says, tossing away his cue cards.

McLovin approaches the microphone with a solemn look on his face. He takes a deep breath before continuing.. “The magic show has been canceled,” the Fujoshis give each other nervous looks. “Hit it.”

A nearby intern puts a record on a turntable and a funky beat starts playing. McLovin nods along to the beat and immediately starts busting it down. His sweet breakdancing moves captivate the entire audience for the few minutes he goes on, dead silent and serious as the plague.

The song ends and he spins into a perfect closing pose, earning a round of standing applause. Chef gives it an 8/9.

“Despite their rocky start, the Fujoshis are currently leading with 12 points to the Inane Anon’s 8. It’s gonna take a solid performance to win this!”

Everyone glares at Max, who tries his best to keep a straight face. Scruffy steps out on stage, dressed neatly with their hair pulled back. They approach the microphone with a smile as an intern hands Chris another set of cue cards.

“Oh, great. This is really riveting, guys. Your first word is necessary,”

“Necessary,” Scruffy smiles. “N-e-c-e-s-s-a-r-y.”

Scattered applause follows the sound of a correct ding!

“Loquacity,”

“Loquacity. l-o-q-u-a-c-i-t-y,”

“Chiaroscurist,”

Scruffy pauses to think for a moment. “Could I have a definition, please?”

Chris squints at the index card. “An artist who uses shade and lighting over color to make illusions of depth.”

“C-h-i-a-r-o-s-c-u-r-i-s-t,”

The Anons hold their breath in silence as they lean forward, on the edge of their seats.

“Staphylococcus,”

“Um... Definition?”

“It’s a type of bacteria or something. I dunno, dude,” Chris chuckles, tossing the cards away again as interns rush to replace them in his hand.

Scruffy is beginning to look nervous. “S-t-a-ph-y-l-o-c… um, o-c-c-u-s,”

“Correct! One more!” Chris says cheerily. “You’re gonna love this one!”

The Anons look at each other anxiously, and Scruffy crosses their fingers behind their back.

“Your final word is Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis,”

Max noticeably winces, and the rest of the team sucks in their breath. A bead of sweat trickles down Scruffy’s face as a grin spreads across Chris’. The Fujoshis are already smiling and fist-bumping each other, congratulating their fellow team members on the win. All but Mal, who’s looking a little annoyed.

“Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis,” Scruffy says, voice trembling. “Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis…”

The Inane Anons are biting nails, pulling hair, and staring intently. Even Chris seems invested as he leans forward with wide eyes.

Scruffy takes a deep breath, and then, in a calm, collected voice: “P-n-e-u-m-o-n-o-u-l-t-r-a-m-i-c-r-o-s-c-o-p-i-c-s-i-l-i-c-o-v-o-l-c-a-n-o-c-o-n-i-o-s-i-s!”

Chris stares in awe. "That's... that's correct!"

The crowd stares in shock for a moment before the Anons jump to their feet, screaming and cheering.

---

JULIA: I’ve never seen anyone so hyped over spelling, but… I gotta hand it to Scruffy. That rocked.

---

“And Chef gives Scruffy’s spelling an 8/9, putting the Anons at 16 points and winning the game! What a game! What a game!” Chris shouts, tossing the cue cards in the air for interns to scramble over and pick up.

The Fujoshis groan as the Anons cheer, surrounding Scruffy on stage and hoisting him up, carrying him like a king back to their cabins.

“Fujoshis- I’ll see you all at the campfire soon,” Chris chuckles.

---

MAX: Aaaaaand my judgment was right all along. Big surprise!

---

“Fujoshis- you’re here because you sucked. Big time. But only one of you will be going home tonight.

You know the drill- whoever doesn’t get a marshmallow must walk the dock of shame, board the boat of losers, and never return, ever.

And the first marshmallow goes to…

McLovin and his wicked moves.

Mal, you’re safe, too. For some reason,” Chris chuckles.

“Courtney, Bonnie, Caesar. Safe.

Ass, Sha-Mod, you’re still on.

Kitty- your disappointing performance left a lot to be desired- and Patrick, you’re the one who vouched for Kitty while losing the respect of all of your teammates. If it were up to me, I’d send you both home. But it’s not! So…

Kitty…

…You’re safe.”

Everyone turns to each other nervously. Patrick stands, a look of cold hatred on his face, his fists clenched and teeth gritted. He marches over to Chris, shoving him over, and turns back one last time. “I’ll be back,”

"Yayyyy!" Kitty smiles, waving. "Byeee!!'

Chris shivers from the ground. “Yeesh. Touchy,”

He pops up back to his feet, dusting off his shirt. “Who’s going home next time? And who’s staying to win? Find out on the next exciting episode of Total! Takes! Island!”

#total takes island #tti

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littlegargoylegirl · 1 year

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my babysitters a vampire.

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lab rats

kickin’ it

the suite life on deck

wizards of waverly place

julie and the phantoms

the vampire diaries

one of us is lying

saved by the bell

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another cinderella story

twilight

harry potter

high school musical

descendants

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teen beach movie

10 things i hate about you

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cringelordofchaos · 8 months

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my personal takes on TMF's cast's sexualities

Jake Sterling - asexual. I don't think he's bi but bi-curious

Drew - some form of achillean (bi or gay? Dunno.) And homophobic lmao

Liam - bisexual

Henry - queer (some form of it)

Daisy - asexual lesbian/panromantic aroflux/demiromantic/greyromantic

Hailey Austin - bi bi bi

Alexzander Whickham - canonically gay

Luke - canonically pansexual

Millicent Brooks - straight ally

Sean Everett - biromantic asexual

Zoey - honestly I have no idea but definitely homophobic

Lia - bi-curious or bisexual or straight ally

Maria - idgasf about her

Sadie - idk but definitely an ally (episode five: "I'm cheering you on". Episode .. nine?? *smiles when she sees Luke carrying Zander in the halls*)

Elliot: ihdk probably straight ally

Mia (willows gf) - Canon lesbian :)

Willow (mias gf) - also canon lesbian :))

Yeaaa

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