#based off a real conversation

[hms-incorrect-quotes]

Heart: You don’t need to complain about my murder attempt when you’re reviewing a FUCKING CANDLE.

Mind [making no attempt to hide his giggling]: No, I think he does actually.

#submission #based off a real conversation #soul would do this #at the very least it’s extremely funny to imagine him doing this #< prev tags #real #{the sugar cookie scent is such a great smell to have in the kitchen It has such a nice rich smell that always makes me hungry for a cookie} #{the cinnamon candle is also a perfect scent to wake up to when you find your inner halves killing each other at 3am in the morning!} #{the clean bed sheets however suck. too faint 3/10} #{the lemon scent however is quite pleasant. very calming to have when trying to ignore the screams of your inner selves :} } #{the cedar candle is also great my chicken loves that one. make more of those ❤} #im just talking about candles now #HMS brand scented candles when/j #love waking up to the smell of my violence/silence candle its great #chonny jash #cj mind #cj heart #cj soul #chonnys charming chaos compendium

[this-train-aint-stopping]

Incorrect Stanley Parable Quote #6

Stanley, holding his phone: Should I yeet it?

Narrator: No.

Stanley: Why not?

Narrator: Because you'll miss.

Stanley: I never miss -

Narrator: Should I write that down?

Stanley: - Because I always hit something.

(Based off a real conversation)

#incorrect quotes #the stanley parable #tsp narrator #tsp stanley #humor #based off a real conversation #feel free to use

[adhahyperfocusingonsomething]

Duke: “Why are French Fries called French Fries? They aren’t French.”

Jason: “Maybe your supposed to speak French when eating them”

Dick: “OR Maybe they are so hot, that when people eat them they go WEH WEH HOHN HON trying to cool their mouths.”

Duke:

Jason:

Jason: “That’s so ridiculous it’s almost funny.”

#duke thomas #jason todd #dick grayson #the signal #red hood #nightwing #batfam #batfamily #batman #dc #dc comics #batbros #dick tried to be funny #this is based off a real conversation that I had #this is basically the exact conversation #it’s funny #I am funny pls laugh

[ippoku]

Context-A1 and A2 are playing chess

A1 moves pawn by two squares

A2 does copies

A1 moves rook forward by two squares

A2:

A1:

A2: dId yOU kNow tHaT tHe FrenCh iS a lAnGUAgE

#based off a real conversation #this happened several times #diD yOu kNow That tHe fReNcH cAn sPeAK -Friend #skits #small skits #ippoku small talks

[that-bitch-kat3]

Marauders era characters as shit my sister has said to me prt 1

sirius: regulus, you’ve always been like a brother to me

regulus: i don’t mean to alarm you but i am your brother

#based off a real conversation i had with my sister while she was drunk #marauders #sirius black #regulus black #sirius x regulus #the black brothers #the noble house of black #james potter #marauders era #mwpp era #marauders headcanon #marauders incorrect quotes #jegulus #harry potter #hp marauders era #hp marauders #incorrect marauders #incorrect marauders quotes #regulus kinnie #dead gay wizards #also if anyone is reading this far into the tags how do you spell dorcas? is it dorcas or dorcas? #atyd #young marauders #wolfstar #the marauders #dead gay wizards from the 70s #atyd fandom #the marauders era #the marauders fandom #marauders fandom

[ifbrd]

Ford: what do you kids want to be when you grow up?

Mabel: I wanna be a teacher!

Stan: … well then, you better marry a rich man

Ford: Stanley! Don’t say that to her!

Stan: what?

Ford: Mabel, dear, you marry whomever you want to marry! Right, Stanley?

Stan: oh! I got it! Sorry. Ford’s right sweetie, you marry whoever you want! Rich man, rich woman, it doesn’t matter, just make sure they’re rich!

#gravity falls #mabel pines #stan pines #stanford pines #stanley pines #ford pines #fun fact: the first half of this is based off a real conversation I had with my parents when I was young #the lgbtq+ support part was something I added for the post

[oceanwithouthermoon]

i think its weird that i have to make this disclaimer but the internet is crazy so wtvr,, anyway,,

if i say i dont like something, that doesnt mean "that thing is bad and nobody should post it.."

i swear literally every time i even mention that i dislike something, people will go "wow does that mean u fucking hate me cuz i post that thing? ur a fucking stupid bitch and all ur opinions r wrong" LIKE ?? er.. no. just because i say i dont like certain characterizations of certain characters (the saiki k fandom is CRAZY about this cuz i can state an opinion on literally any character and a group of people will still go 'well only we're allowed to post our opinions about them because we're always right!1!1!'), or certain ship tropes (mentioned my hatred of toxic yaoi maybe once or twice on here months ago and people STILL get mad at me as if i said toxic yaoi lovers r evil or something), or certain ships, or WHATEVER, does not mean that i HATE the people who are posting them or that i think they shouldnt post them at all, NO, im just posting about my personal tastes on my personal blog and it would be extremely weird and hypocritical if i decided that i was the ONLY person that was allowed to do that,,

i think the only reason people assume that is because there are a lot of other people on here who ARE like that, and a lot of people toe the line between posting that they dont like something and posting that they think everyone who likes that thing is stupid, annoying, and wrong,, so i guess all i can say is, sorry for whatever made you make these assumptions but they arent true about me so plz leave me alone ʘ‿ʘ ur doing the same thing to me that ur accusing me of but i didnt do it in the first place so ur just actively being a dick for no reason

#crazy that the mindset some people on here have is that theyre the only ones allowed to post their opinions #ive repeated this a lot on this blog but i rlly think people forget that the person on the other side of the screen is in fact a person #if ur harassing people and publicly making fun of them then ur just as bad as any real life bully #that shit isnt as funny or harmless as u like to pretend it is #not once have i ever targetted anyone or went on someones blog to harass them over my opinion #yet people think its fine to do the same to me and treat it as if its like. revenge or something #like ? me saying 'i dont like toxic yaoi' is not equivalent to someone going on someone elses page and going 'how tf do u like toxic yaoi' #I DONT CARE !! all ive ever done is sit in my own little bubble and had opinions and that makes people mad #honestly though the people who will publicly talk and post abt it are significantly meaner #and i want to act like im not bothered by it because i know most of them r just angry that someone has a different opinion #and they want all their followers to bandwagon off of them (idk why maybe for validation or whatever-same reasons anyone would bully) #but seriously if u actually do think that something i said was out of line and crossed thise boundaries- just fucking tell me ? #im a person bro. ur solution to disagreeing with me shouldnt be 'lol im gonna post abt this and make everyone harass them' #have a conversation with me dude i dont bite ? if u cant talk to me like a person then just dont fucking say anything wtf #its so cowardly to be like 'well no i didnt wanna say anything to u cuz i didnt wanna be rude.. so instead i publicly made fun of u!' #LIKE WHATTTT STOPPPPP </3333 #ok anyway this post wasnt supposed to get THAT serious. #MY POINT IS just be considerate of other people and dont base ur hatred off of assumptions #ur deflecting the blame onto someone else because u dont want to admit that ur just a fucking bully lol #being inconsiderate on here is something ive also been guilty of back when i first joined the fandom and was clueless #but grown ass adults who have been on here way longer r still doing that shit which is crazy #and i cant say anything because they have so much leverage over me and idk if its on purpose or if they dont even realize #ok im putting fandom tags cuz i want people to see this sorry. this is my one post thats actually targetted but its at a lot of people #so if u look at this and think 'hey i do that' pls evaluate urself<3 #i mean its also targetted at everyone who does this anonomously so i dont know who it is OKOK IM DONE BYE SORRY HOPE THIS IS UNDERSTANDABLE #watch nobody read this fr #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #meows post

[utilitycaster]

Queueing to make it clear this isn't a one-time thing or vagueing a specific person and more an irritating trend, but: if you have speculation or a personal wish for a story, that is always totally cool and you can and should post about it to your heart's content but it is pretty irritating to post it on other people's theory posts unless you can construct a logical argument and relate it back to their theory.

You want to see a guest character return? Okay, pitch me how this is related to my post, and why it would make particular sense within the story. You think a ship is going to happen? Great, say something other than "Um, I have eyes" on my post if you want to reply to me. You think this campaign is going to go on until level 20? Do you have an argument other than "I want it to?" Then give it, otherwise this would really be better suited to you making your own post.

You don't need an argument in your own post! I think it's wise to have one if you have any interest in convincing other people (and indeed, I tend to find that if there's a lot of MAN WOULDN'T IT BE COOL evidence- and argument-free posts in the tag for something I wasn't already inclined to like, it will make me feel more unfavorable towards it), but if you're posting for yourself and not to make a point you can and should just say what you want! You do need one when you're shoving it onto mine though because now I'm going to get all the people responding to you and I don't want them. Also when people do this and I don't care for their theory I tend to hide the reblog, or I just make the post nonrebloggable if it takes off and I'm sufficiently annoyed, and now no one can see or respond to the theory because they didn't write your own post and I'm in control! Writing your own posts is great! Please, if you are not directly responding to the content of an original post but rather going off on your own tangent, make your own post instead of getting on theirs.

#If you sit on my lap on the bus (what is tumblr but a giant bus) and thrust your headphones in my ear unannounced you're getting pushed off! #queue #i think some people doing this are like. trying to be friendly and have a conversation but here's the problem #if you respond with like. hey. i disagree. a lot of them get REAL pissy so it's like ah you don't want a conversation you want a yes-man #and also like. the way you have a conversation is by responding directly to other people's points not just saying your own thing. #i mean. i recognize i'm saying this on a website where people act AFFRONTED if you write a post that actually contains an argument #instead of shrieking and florid prose that makes rupi kaur look like langston hughes #but like. learn to write a good argument and to respond to people based on what they said not what you already thought. #and learn to accept that writing a convincing argument =/= people will automatically agree with you #either bc of multiple valid interpretations bc there is a subjective dimension or bc one or both of you are stupid

[roe-and-memory]

if adding facts about the real racer that a character in cars 3 is inspired by was a job i would be absolutely rolling in the dough

#cars 2006 #cars fandom #lightning mcqueen #pixar cars #cars 3 (2017) #doc hudson #writing the father and son ever is actually my favourite thing #them and their silly conversation about friends turning into doc being a leroy hater #i can imagine leroy was just annoying af and doc wasnt afraid to voice his opinion #also the reference here is leroy being based off of tim flock #who was the only driver in nascar history to ever have a co driver #and yes #it was a monkey #and yes its name was jocko flocko #and im not calling tim flock annoying btw im just adding a silly fact from his real life racing career to it #i think he and leroy are castly different #just thought it’d be silly to add #ive got that dawg in me (autism)

[tabioya]

Maglor, looking for a deep, logical, heartfelt answer: Celegorm, what is love??

Celegorm: BABY DON'T HURT ME. DON'T HURT MEE! NO MORE

Maglor: ....

#based off a real conversation I had with my sister #i was Celegorm #Feanorians #maglor #celegorm

[fuckingwhateverdude]

@nosebleedclub // nov. #11

#based off several real conversations i have had #we're always manipulating right #my writing #my writing tag #nosebleedclub #nosebleed club #mothers and daughters #body dysmorphia #script writing #original script #toxic mother #mother issues #mommy issues #spilled ink #daughterhood #motherhood #disordered eating

[this-train-aint-stopping]

Incorrect Johnlock Quote #4

Sherlock when he notices that John isn’t home: I have two people that I can have a proper conversation with. One is gone and the other is my reflection.

#incorrect quotes #sherlock x john #bbc sherlock #incorrect johnlock quotes #drama king #dramatic #don't worry John is alright #he's just out for milk #again #funny #incorrect sherlock quotes #humor #based off a real conversation #out of context #johnlock

[siriusfelis]

#for reference this was based off of real conversations with my own mother ♥️ #cookie run #🎨 #🍪

[im-queen-of-the-black-forest]

Asking For Normal Reasons

Aurora: *sloooooowly peering in from the kitchen*

Phantom: *not even looking up from his switch* Yes Roe?

Aurora: How healthy are your organs?

Phantom:…….??

Aurora: Asking for normal reasons.

Phantom:…?…..Healthy? I think?…. I haven’t died.

Aurora: Excellent. *slides back into the kitchen*

#listen Aurora has been hanging out with Swiss long enough some of that feral gremlin energy has got to have rubbed off #this is based on a real conversation fyi #ghost band #shitghosting #incorrect ghost quotes #aurora ghoulette #Roe is a nickname for Aurora right? #or did I make that up? #phantom ghoul #Birdie: Ace Reporter

[afniel]

Realizing that I went and wrote a bunch of intentionally aro relationships and my partner was like, "Idk, it seemed like normal relationships to me," and I was like, "I mean yeah it's not that different from ours, I guess, I was kind of going for 45° off from 'normal' romance," and they're like, "Okay, but ours is also pretty much like that," and I'm like, "Yeah, true," and now I'm like, damn hold up, are we both some kinda arospec and THIS is how we figure it out? Because I wrote a long-ass fic about intentionally queer-coded (among other things) robots? Life is weird, man.

Like I've been prone to extreme long-term crushes on a very few (mostly unattainable) people over the years, but I wouldn't have known what to do with them even if they worked out, and cough my ex was not even one of them. I just kind of assumed I was failing to feel a thing I was totally supposed to feel, there, and quite a lot of that relationship emotionally was me going, "Okay, I care like This, but I think I'm supposed to care like That? I'm pretty sure he cares That way. I'm not sure I do, but I mean, there's really only one way*, so maybe I'm just misreading this and actually I do care like That, I'm just bad at it."

*This was me being very incorrect, it turns out. There's all kinds of ways to love someone. It's a very inadequate and nonspecific word.

When I confessed my feelings (which I'd been sitting on for a year) to my partner, their reaction wasn't to be particularly romantic about it. In fact they told me they'd help me move to California if I wanted to. And after I got over my initial confusion of being kissed on the forehead (which is also not super romantic as a gesture and I couldn't decide how to even read that so I kinda skipped over even trying for a while), I was thinking, Awesome, that is a yes. They have promised to assist me with difficult stuff, and said nothing at all about emotions, because that's not a big deal anyway. The important thing is that I can rely on them and vice versa. Cool. We are basically together forever now. Which ended up being true. I just never moved out and now it's like 13 years later, go figure. But that's not what I think actually passes for reciprocating feelings for most people? Worked great for me though.

Anyway I feel like I have accidentally learned something about myself, lol. I guess romance is okay I guess, like it's not repulsive, but seriously, it's WAY more satisfying to me to guess someone else's Quiplash answer because you know they know you would think it's fucking funny, and you do, and because you think it's funny and you're well aware they know your type of humor and you know theirs and that you wouldn't expect them to use "cum" as an answer because that's not usually how they roll, so of course that is the only answer they can possibly give, which is instantly evident to both of you with no conversation whatsoever on the topic. When you got just one brain cell and it's quantum entangled with their just one brain cell so you have a lot of null discussions where nobody has to say anything but it's fully understood anyway, that's The Dream, if you ask me. And like I don't really think that's romantic by the usual definition. You can have that with friends and family, too. But that is what it turns out I prioritize in relationships, which I'm starting to feel like isn't what the majority of people are here for?

TFW it's hard to tell because I've been assuming I'm totally alloromantic so everything I experience must be typical totally alloromantic stuff too, but I'm starting to think it isn't maybe? But how do I even tell, this is like being colorblind, lmao.

#tfw you based a completely ace/aro relationship system off what ends up just being your normal IRL relationship #my partner read Failure To Compile and just went 'so we're coprocessors right' and I said 'yeah basically' #it was apparently not at all subtle to them and why would it be lmao they basically just Know What I'm Thinking #we have a lot of conversations that are just...*several facial expressions and a glance or two* them: 'no.' me: 'OH COME ON' #and yeah that's The Experience. 'what if an entire subculture's relationships were all like that' well it'd be great that's what #and also evidently immediately recognizable to a bunch of arospec readers #making me have to also question some long held assumptions about myself #well that's cool though. I'm always down to understand me better. and hey what a funny way to do it too #what's the point of writing something and trying to get kinda deep with it if you aren't learning from it really #this just means I'm so successful I even got myself somehow #flawless victory #aromantic #arospec #also yes the Quiplash thing happened for real just last night #I said their answer before it was even revealed and they just assumed I had somehow loaded the stream faster than them #because obviously I know what they put right? #I laughed my ass off tho

[mariatesstruther]

i really hope we get a conversation where ellie gets to process her feelings about david in s2 but i have a feeling its never gonna come

#its a small thing but the fact that she just NEVER got to talk abt it????? wild to me #game players can you let me know if theres any conversation at all #i assume not because there are so many fics imagining how it would go #i have a fic idea where maybe maria has had a similar experience and tells ellie about it #maybe not as exact but maybe like being taken advantage of by a professor #as a bw who frequents professional spaces lemme tell you #it would be based off of some real fuckin men ik