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psychodelia67 · 9 months

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All About My Self Insert/OC/Whatever Ya Wanna Call It (Long Read)

(Yeah, yeah, I’m reusing a drawing, sue me)

Alias Name: Psychodelia “The Girl of Transcendence”

Name: Layne Starr Richards

Age: 22

Gender/Sexuality: Female/Bisexual

Height/Weight: 4’10/85 lbs (148cm/38.5kg)

Languages: English/Japanese

Religion: N/A. Atheist

MBTI: ISTJ

Race/Nationality: Irish/American

Favorite Color: Pink

Species: Superhuman

Moral Alignment: Chaotic Neutral/Villain and Anti-Hero

Cringy Silly Cool Catchphrases:

"Coming my way?" …

"Won't ride my psychedelic waves?" …

"Eye can see you~”…

Uses a lot of 60s slang like: "far out, man", "flower power", "freaks me out", "switched on", "groovy", "right on", "sock it to me" etc… (Talk about an old soul lol!)

PERSONALITY:

An important facett about her personality is that she is a wildcard. Chaotic, if you will. Depending on the circumstances, she can be bubbly and caring, or violently unhinged. Her villainous infamy is trademarked by small-scaled, various violent crimes and the unique power of inducing her victims into permanent delirium. She'll steal the things she wants, destroy property for the thrill of it, seek cruel vengeance, get into petty fights that may or may end up with a homicide charge, and go along in whatever supervillain plans her husband wants to do.

However, she is not pure evil. In fact, there are times she will play the anti-hero when protecting the few people she deeply cares about. Ironically, though, her most brutal and enraged side comes out when protecting or avenging others, going even as far as torture. In a nutshell, she is capable of absolute hatred and absolute love. Another tid-bit is that she isn't inclined to harm small children and especially the elderly. They're her soft spot. She is also a firm believer of respecting elders, and that bleeds into her relationship, as it is a part of the reason she behaves moderately submissive to him. If given absolutely no other choice, she will cast away her limitations, and will harm anyone and anything in defense.

Delia into mod fashion and all things about the Swinging London era. She could tell you all her favorite iconic fashion icons and photographers. She would very much do away with her American citizenship to permanently live in England if given the chance. If she wasn’t living with Mod, she’d take the leap. She likes to say she keeps it groovy. She’ll happily throw on a record of her favorite British Invasion boy band, particularly The Animals or The Beatles, and bust out some gogo dance moves in her carefully polished boots. She’s always enthusiastic to learn something new about 60s/70s culture and British culture from Mod. She also enjoys girly-girl things, like cute animals, plushies, sweets, cheesy romance movies, etc. On the other hand, she can be masculine in the sense of gleefully downing a bottle of straight vodka, cursing like a sailor, and having a vulgar sense of humor. Courtesy of growing up in a rough area. She does try to behave more lady-like around Mod. She’s real easy to please, as she can’t help but make it glaringly clear what her favorite things are.

She is an introvert- and also autistic, hence the obsessive and odd behaviors and of course explains the introversion. She prefers keeping a small social circle and having routine. She’d rather have a party within her own home with a friend or two- or even by herself. If she can, she likes having time to recharge after some action. She consumes a lot of caffeine to keep up the mental energy, and Mod’s extroversion and aiding in his work, which in turn makes her an insomniac. She masks her obvious dark circles and overall frail look with makeup and flashy outfits. When she does finally go to bed, usually when she gets cranky, she throws on a comfy robe and socks, and crashes. God help anyone that disturbs her sleep. Often Mod has to berate her to go to bed, and sometimes helps her get into a relax state to be able to do so.

She is somewhat a Yandere. She will kill for him and eliminate any “competition”. Jealousy is not something she takes lightly. I say somewhat yandere, because while she is more obsessive than the average significant other, and again, would hurt others for him, she doesn’t hold the common yandere tropes of isolating her partner, stalking, kidnapping- whatever sort of thing that disrespects his boundaries.

Due to her past abuse from other men and being a repressed romantic her entire life, the thought of losing him is one of the few fears she still has. This can be of a flaw, however, in that she has trouble regulating her emotions in an event he is harmed by someone, or in active trouble, or another person tries to swoon him.

She showers him with compliments, giving him gifts, and doing favors for him such as preparing tea and cleaning. In turn, this feeds Mod's ego, his mad desire to be adored. On the other side of the coin, it is heartwarming to his usually cruel soul. There is a specific, special feeling for him because he doesn't have to use mind control, or even be dashingly young, to receive affection. He doesn't have to make a show for her- although she does rave for his theatrics. He is secure in the fact that she is a faithful partner.

She feels that she owes him for bringing her a form of happiness she never got to have. She is eternally grateful to finally have a man to fill that lonely hole within her and respect her as a person.

SMALL BIT OF THE LORE + SUPERHUMAN STUFF:

Grew up in the midwest America, far away from Jump City, in another city where the chaos of giant monsters crushing buildings and superheros are a rarity. The worst comes from the usual human behavior. It is much poorer, with gray skies, a real rough area, but brimming with all sorts of different faces and subcultures. Like most up and coming villains, she was faced with repeated abuse in the past. The trifecta of verbal, sexual, and physical abuse. In effect, she developed a very timid nature, suffering with PTSD. She only went outside unless she absolutely had to. She yearned to be able to speak her mind and stand her ground. She yearned the most to find a warm lover, but, of course, was avoidant of seeking such a thing since she was completely jaded. Over time, a strong feeling of rage and severe distaste for certain people brewed within her, but never was to be lashed out.

Despite all these issues, she still carried a degree of happiness and engaged in the things that made her feel as such. And enthusiastically she did. She especially enjoyed collecting things, jamming out to music, having a few drinks, smoking the occasional joint, and watching lots of television. A highly hedonistic youthful girl. Small and short pleasures to mask the emptiness.

At age 18, during a cold winter, she discovers Mad Mod on a mock tv series about the Teen Titans and becomes smitten by him. She went ahead and researched everything she could get her hands on about his real life counterpart. He had been an infamous villain for decades, so there was no shortage of information. She day dreamed of being with him, made artworks, and owned collectibles. She was viewed as odd for being a fan of a villain instead of a hero like everyone else.

Two years later, at age 20, on one fateful night, she decides to dabble in psychedelics as another new pleasure to indulge. She tries out special mushrooms. But mistakenly consumes an extreme heavy dose, sending her down a deep trip full of hallucinations that lasted for days. She goes on a deep reflection of herself, opening parts of her being that she did not want to face- particularly her crippling fear of the world and the emotional pains of her past. She was also propelled to open up her darkest desires- a need for strength, a need to be able to defend herself, a need to sadistically punish those who dare wrong her with a smile, a need for absolute freedom to do what she pleases- nobody being able to overpower her anymore.

This metaphorically and literally opened her third eye. Her brain became chemically altered by the drugs, unlocking psychic abilities and bringing her insanity full-force to the surface. With her eye, hidden under her bangs, it gives all those cool psychic senses. These senses being: lie detection, danger detection, she cannot be surprised (in example, someone cannot sneak up behind, she'll sense someone is near), and she can read clear emotions, even if someone is trying to hide them. She is not powerful enough to predict the future. EDIT: I suppose she technically can, but it's by a few seconds at best. Ex: Yanks someone from stepping out in the road a moment before a car races by.

Another part is that with the tap of her eye, she can summon it into a staff-like form. It is dubbed The Ultraviolent, and it certainly lives up its name. This staff can shift into multiple different weapons.

The strongest ability is that the eye of the staff, if made contact with another pair of eyes, and if she directly wants it to happen, can induce an acid-like trip that makes her enemies trapped in an intense and permanent state of delirium. To paint a better picture: paranoia, vivid hallucinations (hard to fight if you're feeling bugs crawling under your skin or believe there's a creepy figure standing in the corner!), incoherent thinking (aka confusion), slurred speech, etc…. That is her go-to power move, if she feels like a quick death isn't enough justice.

A couple of other things it can do: shoot out laser beams, along with her regular eyes. If spun around and slammed down, it can create a shock wave. This is a very limited range and strength, though. It cannot knock down large buildings, but can leave cracks in the street, destroy things like trees and portions of homes, and certainly knock a group of people back. As for the weapons she can shift UV into, they are: a sword, a dagger knife, a metal bar that can give electric shocks if switched on, a handgun, and a shotgun. These work like any other ordinary gun or sword.

And none of these can be used by others. It is connected to her. It is but a hunk of junk in other hands. She can also levitate it back to her via telekinesis. She cannot use telekinesis for anything else.

Since it is essentially a body part, the eye moves along with the other two. It hurts if her third eye gets poked with anything. If any of her eyes are hurt, even as simple as getting dirt or soap in them, she will become blind for a certain amount of time. Ranging from a few seconds up to a few hours. Obstructing her vision in any way such as being in a pitch-black room or having a blindfold on, can render her powerless. To help with this, she typically wears glasses and places a protective lense on third eye. Of course glasses can fall off and lenses can shatter, so it isn’t full-proof.

Another weakness is she is sensitive to certain sound frequencies. It "short circuits" her brain, causing searing pain to her eardrums, and knocks up her powers while the sound rings. If the sound goes on for too long, even if it stops, she will have swift "brain zaps" that cause physical tics and screw up both her psychic senses and ordinary human senses. The taste of sweet ice cream could register as tasting like a moldy apple. She could accidentally fire out a laser or bullet. This happens at random. Eventually it goes away, just like her blindness.

And another strength is that she is immune to mind control. A), It’s not an ordinary mind (ya know the whole psychic thing), and B), her mind has already been warped- so it cannot be manipulated any further.

That's about it.

Shortly before the change, she had begun writing letters to Mad Mod while he was in prison once again. And shortly after the change, she felt empowered enough to scheme a way to break him out and finally meet him. She hadn’t completely fallen in love with him yet, she viewed it as a fangirl and her idol situation- or more so did not realize she truly was until she spent some time with him. The mission was difficult and chaotic, nonetheless, it was a success. That was the start of their meeting. Don’t be mistaken, their history had quite a few heavy bumps in the road before she could win over his heart. But that’s another story for another day ;)

Thanks for reading all the way, if you did. I haven't done an essay in a long time, so hopefully this was worded well enough.

I consider this a work of fiction and non-fiction because what good is a "self insert" if you don't insert parts of your real self hmm? Don't worry I'm completely harmless and not as insane in real life. Probably best I don't step into the DC universe, though 👀 Unfortunately it is also real that I am that absurdly petite. Mod's gonna have to pull out a stepping stool if he wants me to plant a kiss.

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captainjimothycarter · 2 years

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I love you tfa/ac howard stark

My little bundle of joy

Pure chaotic bisexual energy of a man

My unhinged adhd little guy

#hes taller then me but idc #i am tired cant you tell #howard stark

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mammonswhore · 3 years

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What if teen mc had a twin brother who got brought to devil dim together as like a package deal AND THEYRE BOTH SO CHAOTIC AS HELL LIKE CALM DOWN PEE PAW (luci( CAN ONLY HANDLE SO MUCH

a/n: i had to look for some advice (?) From a pair of twins and both of them helped me a lot lol. I will post a short story about them as twins living in the Devildom soon!

Warnings: MC is gender neutral and 16,so is their brother. MC and their brother share the same age obviously

prompt: MC goes to the Devildom but so does their twin brother and right hand. They only obey Lucifer and they love to pair up with the brothers and Diavolo to give him headaches.

MC Has a Twin Brother and They Are Chaotic.

✍ As soon as the portal closed,the demons were aware that there was not just one human but two. One of them taller than the other but they could notice the troublesome aura coming from both of them.

"Welcome to the Devildom." Diavolo said with a smile.

Both humans looked at each other and smiled.

"So are we in Hell? This is your fault." MC said to their brother,pointing a finger at him.

"Yes,you are our human exchange students." Lucifer clarified trying to remember if any of his files said two teenage humans instead of an grown adult.

"My fault? It's not my fault God is homophobic because I told you God would not like me for being bisexual,that dude is homophobic." He said,then both of them muffled their laughs.

"Are humans supposed to be this dumb?" Satan said to himself but the twins heard him.

"Of course we are not but we zero sense of danger whatsoever." MC said mocking him,gaining a laugh from Diavolo.

"This is going to be a good year." Diavolo said before laughing again.

✒Lucifer

He was like a single dad. Sometimes looking like a tired old man was something he was used and he was also used to blame his brothers for it but when those two humans came to his life, he craved for death to take him already.

How the fuck those two have so much energy? Why are they always planning things? Someone help him.

He thought that giving them separate rooms will solve the problem,both of them having their own space and being chill.

But he knew it wouldn't last long because they were still twins which meant that they had a connection with each other that no one else could have. And this connection only brought him more chaos.

It was such a good feeling when they were quiet but realization soon hits him when he rushes out of his office knowing they are never that quiet.

"I TOLD YOU TWO TO STAY AWAY FROM THE STOVE! BOTH OF YOU ARE GROUNDED,BOTH KF YOU ARE CLEANING MY OFFICE AND MY ROOM!"

*angry dad noises*

After growing a fatherly instinct with them more than with anyone else,he is very fond of them even when he says he is not.

Is also very proud of his childs. He likes both twins, he is the only person that could notice every time they were planning some shenanigans.

Avoids to show himself too overprotective but soon realizes they can get in too much trouble together if he avoids his daily reminder to keep out of problem so he always keeps an eye out for them.

Always contains himself when it comes to them,nothing they can do is worth being hung up from the chandelier or forcing them skip a meal. The biggest punishment they had was to fix the books of the library in alphabetical order.

They are his favorites and he is proud to acknowledge them as such.

Will adopt them eventually like he doesn't care if their parents or tutors don't want to. His reputation is not out of pure words but actions,if he wants something (or someone) he will get it no matter what.

Even tho they are practically everyone's favorites now,he is the only one who can control them and he is aware of such.

"MC stop pulling your brothers hair! Damn! stop hitting them too!"

The only one who can pull them apart without a scratch.

"Both of you go to your rooms and if I see any of you going out there will be consequences. I can see you both and I will get pissed if any of you barges into the other's room,I gave you separate rooms for a reason."

He protects them so much like he goes nuts if he can't reach them right away.

Diavolo finds it so funny that Lucifer takes so much care of them,he mocks him and jokes about him "going soft" and Lucifer can decide to either suck it up or joke with him.

Teaches them how to get away with anything referring to his brothers and Diavolo (but shh,he doesn't need to find out).

If any demon even if it's any of his brothers decides to hurt them,get in line bitch: you are about to find out how death seems like.

He is the happiest demon when they acknowledge him as "dad" because he knoes he is making a good job but hearing those words fall from their humans mouths was awesome.

✒Mammon

Two humans to take care of? What a shitty world we live in.

Eventually warms up to them and takes the guilt for some of the trouble they cause like he does with his own siblings.

He is like that one uncle who has the worst ideas and gives his nephews the money to make those ideas come true without anyone knowing it was him.

Mammon is the best with children and also with teenagers so they match with him right away.

He is good chaotic and so are the twins so they fool around a lot or they just chill and talk deep shit together.

He teaches them how to steal and how to use this abilities to prank people around RAD.

He is the one getting between them to stop them from fighting,he acts like a big brother and tries to make them talk their problems without fighting.

Even so,he knows that the twins only obey Lucifer and as much as he wouldn't like to admit it so does he.

Sometimes he also let's them

Still he is still the one taking care of them and he knows that they are going to get in trouble whether they prevent it or not.

So many sleepovers at his room, sometimes they play games,do face masks or do whatever makes them happy.

He lives to make them happy and he will make sure they are happy and comfortable whatever ir takes.

He gets petty when they decide to hang with the angels and Solomon instead of him.

"Oi humans! Be more careful with that or Lucifer is gonna get mad."

He knows that using Lucifer's name in a threat is like casting a spell on them, suddenly both humans are more chill and ready to calm down.

He can't understand it at first because yeah he knows how Lucifer's rage feels like but why would they be scared?

Sometimes he abuses of this power and the twins notice right away so they (sometimes) snitch on him with Lucifer after.

After all he still protects them with his life and he expects to be called "big brother" at least once.

✒Leviathan

It reminds him of a game he played for a while,the twins reminded him of some anime characters too.

He was fine at first,they were kind of normies but they were fine overall.

Levi might be dumb for many things but he knew that those humans were young and that they were pretty much chaotic so he tried to stay away from them at first.

The TSL quiz was a thing he couldn't even bring himself to think about after,he should have been more tolerant with those kids and he felt guilty now even after both twins forgave him.

Also he knows that he has time to teach them about animes and games so they can be more "educated" (from his pov of course).

When he noticed that Lucifer had a soft spot for them and that the only person they will listen was him,he thought about using that as an advantage.

He can't because when he tried to do some chaotic thing that will get him into a lot of problems,the twins double the chaos and therefore the problems.

If they are not into anime he will convert them into weebs,not otakus because he feels that that would be disgusting for them to experience.

Kind of depends on their affection and reassurance that they like him.

When they doubt themselves on anything he starts to throw subtle compliments on the everyday routine.

Does his best to keep them entertained for them to don't cause trouble. Even gave them two switch for them to be distracted every time Mammon barged into the room saying "hey wanna do something fun?" Because he knows that his prospect of fun is trouble.

Sometimes he ignores the voice inside his head telling him to keep them away from trouble and joins the twins and Mammon to cause trouble and fuck those were good memories. (Until Lucifer found out,clearly).

But the good part is that he doesn't regret it because yeah Lucifer might have hanged him up from the chandelier but he cannot take the good memories away.

He gets so petty and grumpy when Lucifer scolds him and they just leave with a warning or with nothing,he loves them but "it is so unfaaair". Secretly he prefers to be scolded instead of them.

He knows that even when they prefer Lucifer over him (and anyone) they will always go to him for fun and good times. And they also appreciate him and they make sure he knows and he is happy with that.

✒Satan

Tried to use them for experiments but Lucifer had to stop him.

And by "had to stop him" I mean he threatened him with way more awful things than being hung down from the chandelier.

Finds it so funny that two individuals can be so understanding with each other yet be so different.

He is very clueless when they look at each other and smile then go away and suddenly there's some big trouble. The first two times were a coincidence for him but now he gets shivers every single time they look at each other that way.

Sure he loves chaos,its kind of like a daily thing for him to sit and enjoy the chaos in the air but goddammit this two are something else.

Don't misunderstand him,he likes them but finds it weird that he has to be the one to drag them out of chaos.

As much as he wouldn't like to admit it, he grew fond of them very soon even for him. He could see the pureness of their souls and at the same time the chaotic aura surrounding them when they were together.

This was the main reason of why he spent his free time with them,he says that it's part of his "investigation" but he just likes them a lot and enjoys their company even when they are a little bit more energetic than usual.

He is not the best with kids or teens unless they are curious,if they want to explore their environment and be one with culture,he likes them. And the twins were not only chaotic but curious.

Satan believes that everyone learns by experimenting so he will try to get the twins to be part of his own experiments.

He is not an oblivious and constant problem unless he wants to and expects them to be the same.

His way of showing them love is by teaching them things,not only the ones that are written in a book but also things about life itself.

✒Asmodeus

Asmo can be a lot of things but being patient is not one of his best qualities so when the twins got into his life he had to be more patient.

He is not mean with them and he knows for a fact that teenagers are complicated and hard to understand sometimes so he is constantly being his best version around them.

Being someone who understands insecurities and how hard it can be to live with them,Asmo is the one brother to always listen about what's bothering them about themselves. Having a twin is the equal to feel less than them sometimes even tho you know you are not.

He is known for being an attractive being so he tries his best to make the twins see their beauty too. With cute remarks and praise when they do something good for themselves,Asmo is an angel to their eyes.

But he knows how troublesome they are and sometimes he ignores it (for his own good and theirs too) so everyone can have peace... Until Lucifer gets home,of course.

He is kinda jealous that they obey Lucifer more than anyone but he can't blame them,honestly. Lucifer always knows what's best (well,most of the times) And he obeys him too.

In general it's a very good relationship and the three of them can always find a "meeting point" when is hard situations.

He is mostly the type to take the twins side in every situation even when they might be wrong. He can't help it! Their beautifully chaotic eyes were staring at him helplessly.

✒Beelzebub

At first he wishes he was the one to take care of them but then realizes that it would be a mess.

Yes he loves then more than life itself,how did you know?

When they met him both of them thought that he was the scariest out of his brothers but they also realized that he was a softie and that they just only had to fed him constantly.

This man is their number 1 in everything, all the times Lucifer is about to catch the three of them doing something stupid (and fairly dangerous),he tries to make them hide or run away and get the blame on himself for the obvious side effects.

He is jealous of them both at first because they were twins and they got to spend their time together not like his twin and himself.

The happiest among the brothers to share his belongings to the twins. If they want food, money or anything,he will try to give it to them.

Likes to teach them recipes for healthy foods since he made his research on books like "How To Take Care Of 2 Human Teens" and "What Does A Teenager Like?" And he knows what's the best for them to eat.

Definitely passes said books to Belphie and Levi,they have to learn the basics at least.

Their presence makes Beel happy and it reminds him a lot of him and Belphie in a very good sense of word,he likes kids already and those two stole his heart with their shenanigans.

✒Belphegor

He is so jealous. He needs to get his hands on them and kill one of them (again). He wanted what they had and just hearing them laughing,hearing stories about what they did or just seeing them interact made his heart squeeze and flood on jealousy.

And he knew he wasn't supposed to feel this way,he knew that they were children who happen to be as connected as he used to be with his twin. He cannot comprehend how everything changed around him just for them to be safe and comfortable,he can't stand the thought of those two humans being Lucifer's protected ones and he cannot understand why he suffers so much when they are nice to him even when he is mean.

"You know what? I don't care if you are my sister's descendants or whatever! I don't like the two of you! Always playing pranks and making people happy! Who the hell do you think you are?! I hate the two of you..." He said before lashing out of the room and going straight to the attic.

But the truth is that he didn't hated them. He hated himself because even when he knew how hard it is to loose a loved one,he chocked MC to death and threw their dead body to their twin's feet as if he had just won something and was bragging about his prize.

His jealousy wasn't jealousy,it was self hate trying to project onto something. So when he comes around and asks to be forgiven with a clumsy but really sincere explanation on why he was feeling so jealous and angry at them, the twins understand. They knew his story by others but they could feel the pain going through him as he talked his truth.

"Maybe you are just as confused as we still are." MC said to him,placing a hand on his shoulder to pull him into a hug.

"You can join our club well you were going to anyways but Beel and I thought that having a twin club would be fun,you know just the four of us." MC's twin said,looking happy to get a sincere moment with Belphie.

Swallowing his tears of joy,Belphie nodded and said that he would love to.

And this is how Lucifer's nightmare begins!

But little does he know that the twins actually try to stop the Anti-Lucifer league (sometimes) to not get him headaches and to avoid the boys from being punished.

But the most important thing is how Belphie silently pledged his loyalty towards them and how he makes them know that he can always be the one they go to for anything, always.

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chocolvte · 4 years

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SEVENTEEN REACTION — their ideal types

DISCLAIMER — hello loves! this is all completely subjective and just my opinion. i know none of these members personally (ofc) so don’t be hurt by this post or take it too seriously please. love y’all <3

LISTEN TO — rob a bank by confetti

SEUNGCHEOL

APPEARANCE — i feel like he’s into someone with long, pretty hair. so he can braid it and give you little head rubs and take care of you like we all know this man was born to do. also freckles and cute lil dimples!

STYLE — i feel like he would be with someone classy. think burberry trenches, white silk, minimalist. gold jewlery would be essential to almost every fit but nothing flashy. very elegant and gentle.

PERSONALITY — someone sweet and kind to everyone, but also not a pushover. they know their worth and they take no shit from anyone, but they’re still polite and friendly until you give them a reason not to be.

JEONGHAN

APPEARANCE — short hair & a contagious smile. they would be really creative and generous. i think they would be some kind of artist too. like a painter or a makeup artist. or maybe they’re into pottery. always offering to draw people. everyone’s hype man (or hype woman lmao).

STYLE — wears a lot of bright colors. really good at mixing patterns and colors without looking like a clown. has rihanna-esque “you would look stupid in this but i can wear it because i’m hot” energy.

PERSONALITY — i already know his s/o would be so powerful. like he needs someone to match his energy. probably a chaotic bisexual.

JOSHUA

APPEARANCE — he probably likes someone more traditional looking. someone who normally looks really put together, but in the morning or at the end of a party they turn into the cutest little mess. i also think he has a soft spot for poc.

STYLE — maybe a little more feminine? skirts if you like to wear them and softer colors (like baby pink, white, warm yellows). someone who does their hair every day.

PERSONALITY — someone really warm and friendly. they might be a little shy at first, but once they know you well they come out of their shell and turn into the sweetest friend ever. bonus points if they like to sing!

JUNHUI

APPEARANCE — a little sexy maybe? someone who knows that they’re hot without being cocky about it. someone on the taller side (they don’t have to be, he just thinks tall people are really attractive).

STYLE — someone with the classic asian street style. a baddie™ but like a soft one. lots of accessories and neutral colors. they look better rolling out of bed than most people do after getting glammed up.

PERSONALITY — someone with a pure heart. maybe they’re a little clumsy sometimes or make mistakes, but they always have the best intentions. someone who is compassionate and a good listener.

SOONYOUNG

APPEARANCE — someone who always smells good and takes good care of their appearance. someone on the cuter side, i think. maybe a little high maintenance, but for them it’s not about vanity; it’s about self love.

STYLE — again, very put together and well thought out. they pay attention to trends, but their style isn’t defined by them. if they wear a designer brand, it’s to accentuate the look they’re going for rather than an attempt to look expensive.

PERSONALITY — someone who’s been through it but has come to know their worth and they refuse to lower themselves for anyone. someone confident without being cocky. their pure hearted love for themselves reflects onto the love they give to others.

WONWOO

APPEARANCE — wonwoo definitely likes poc (they all would but especially wonwoo). he likes people who look bright and happy (like people with dimples!) i also think he would love the idea of an s/o with tattoos or piercings or both.

STYLE — oh i already know their style would be immaculate. someone who dresses more tom boyish than girly most of the time, but i also see him dating someone with a style that combines feminine and masculine elements perfectly (androgynous).

PERSONALITY — someone who vibes with him well. they would have a lot of inside jokes with wonu and take care of him well. someone who doesn’t take life too seriously but still knows how to have deep conversations. someone who, at the end of the day, is just deeply kind.

JIHOON

APPEARANCE — short people: it’s your time to shine! i don’t think he would mind if his s/o was his height though. i think he mentioned once that he’s never been in a relationship before, so i honestly think that your personality would matter more to him than what you look like.

STYLE — more casual probably. think big t-shirts and comfy sweats. maybe the occasional pair of jeans, but usually cozy clothes. i feel like they would be really good at accessorizing though, so it never looks lazy. they’re also good at pairing clothes like if they’re wearing baggy sweats, they wear a fitted top so it looks more put together if that makes sense.

PERSONALITY — your music taste better be immaculate. i think woozi would get along well with someone bright and happy. he needs someone a little more extroverted in the beginning. someone who will express their feelings first and will be patient with him while he learns how to be comfortable around them.

SEOKMIN

APPEARANCE — i feel like he’s into the stereotypical korean girl, straight out of a drama. like long legs, long dark hair, etc., but i also think that appearance isn’t the most important thing for him. like if y’all vibe, y’all vibe.

STYLE — someone who wears a lot of big sweaters or prefers wearing his clothes to their own. he thinks you look so cute with little sweater paws :(

PERSONALITY — someone who can make him laugh. he likes joking around and being loud so he needs someone who can match that energy. someone happy and carefree, but not shallow. also someone who knows how to offer advice without being overly critical.

MINGYU

APPEARANCE — mingyu has said that he likes tall people so… putting that out there :) i also think he would find it attractive if someone looks unique in some way, like hair dyed a cool color or an interesting birth mark or tattoo or something.

STYLE — a low key style. their looks are the focal point to their style. it’s about their hair or their makeup or their body art more than the fit itself. still stylish, just in a quieter way. there’s always a statement piece to their outfits though, like cool earrings or custom shoes or something.

PERSONALITY — someone super easy going. very go with the flow and sweet. they don’t like conflict and sometimes that can lead to problems in their personal life, but they’re honestly just really chill and they don’t like to argue so most people like them.

MINGHAO

APPEARANCE — i don’t know maybe it’s just me but i love the idea of him with someone just completely adorable. the cutest smile, hair always wild. and squishy cheeks! he’d always be pinching em :(

STYLE — i feel like you’d have to have a sick style if you were with minghao. i could see cute sun dresses and button downs. hao would also be all too happy to feed someone’s shoe obsession so feel free to get a little greedy sometimes.

PERSONALITY — either someone calm and sweet, just like him, or someone super outgoing. i feel like he would click with someone who can draw him out of his shell and either make him laugh or make him coo over how cute they are.

SEUNGKWAN

APPEARANCE — someone with big puppy eyes and the cutest pouting face when they get upset. also maybe someone who can pull off lots of different hair colors (this couple would definitely be the ones to dye each other’s hair in their bathroom at three a.m.)

STYLE — lots of color! everything they wear is special to them. i think they would love shopping in general and frequently go thrifting. also maybe someone who sews a lot of their own clothes! they always look so cool.

PERSONALITY — a girl or boy next door type. y’all would be best friends before you started dating. i feel like his person would be his voice of reason a little bit, but they still go along with most of his ideas, even when they know they’ll end in disaster.

HANSOL

APPEARANCE — i could totally see him with someone really small, cute, and bouncy but i could also see him with someone tall, mature, and elegant or someone simple and sweet. tldr: i don’t think he really has a physical type. like lots of different types of people are attractive to him.

STYLE — definitely a little more out there. his ideal type is creative and they’re not afraid to show it through what they wear. not that you wouldn’t steal his hoodies at every given opportunity. you’re only human after all.

PERSONALITY — i think vernon vibes well with funny people. like either a bubbly extrovert or one of those really shy people who turn out to be hilarious once you get to know them. a lil cutie with lots of energy!

CHAN

APPEARANCE — i think he would prefer someone shorter than him and maybe someone younger, but it doesn’t really matter as long as you get along well. that being said he’s a complete sucker for people with dimples. he would do anything for y’all.

STYLE — i’m thinking a lighter color palette with like some eggshell whites and other earth tones, the occasional dark blue or deep red. maybe almost school girl inspired? like plaid skirts (if you’re into wearing skirts) and sweaters, chunky sneakers, thigh highs. definitely still asian streetwear-esque tho.

PERSONALITY — someone with aegyo (his words not mine lmfao). on a real note, i think he would like someone who treats him as an equal or looks up to him since he is always treated like the baby of the group. someone really understanding and open who can listen to his worries and will also confide in him.

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whaleofatjme1920 · 2 years

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Hi I’m so sorry to bother you but I saw you were doing matchups? I was wondering if it’d be okay if I requested a tf2 matchup?

I’m a 5’6 bisexual female with an hourglass body. I wear glasses and constantly have to readjust them to not fall off my face. Attire wise, I’m either wearing whatever I find comfortable or going for the goth look.

I don’t know if it will matter but I’m an Aries, Ravenclaw, INFP, and type 9 on the enneagram. I’m originally from North America but thanks to my family getting jobs everywhere in America, I now live in Texas.

I have pale porcelain skin due to me rarely going outside and typically choosing to work from home. When I do go outside, I prefer going to a bookstore or a coffee shop, maybe even a pet shop to pick up treats for my cat.

I enjoy reading or discussing things like psychology, sociology, physiology or anything else regarding the human experience. I sometimes like talking about animals and bugs too, constantly info dumping about them. If you take me to the zoo or anywhere with animals I will not shut up about them

I’m typically shy and a nervous wreck when meeting a new person but once you get to know me I’m pretty down to earth. I over apologize for even the smallest of things (im Canadian).

I’m a huge sappy hopeless romantic but in very closeted about it and will deny it till I’m dead.

I get red faced pretty easily by the slightest amount of attention or affection.

I think overall I’m a kind but anxious person.

Your matchup is... Medic!

[Disclaimer, if you're coming from the tags, this is part of a special event I am holding from November 17th to the 21st where I am accepting matchups from all fandoms I currently write for. Feel free to check out my 1K celebration masterlist here for rules during the window this event is open! If it's past the 21st midnight USA central time, do NOT send me a matchup. I will have to politely turn you down. Sorry </3]

In General

Alright, at first I thought about Engie but I really think you and Ludwig would work and work like, really well so let's get into that.

Things He Likes About You

Starting off with physical features, I think that Ludwig really likes your hourglass body purely from an aesthetic point of view. Like, I think he draws in his free time, and sketching you just doing things is one of his favorites because he finds you so aesthetically beautiful. You mentioned you were a Ravenclaw too? I feel like he's attracted to intelligence, and that intelligence can present in many different ways and he'll like it lmfao. Bookstores, coffee - like all of this is a lead in to me going off the rails in the next section.

You Two as a Couple

I feel like you bring out a certain calming to Ludwig. The man is high energy and kinda chaotic, but you mellow him out in the BEST way. The two of you go to coffee shops, talk about novels you're reading. He tells you about academic journals he finds riveting. He doesn't,,, like cats?? But I feel like yours is the exception. He'd become a cat dad for you just because of your cat. Of COURSE the two of you are going to talk about psychology, sociology and physiology. Ludwig is great for holding intellectual conversations and making them kinda funny in his own charming way. He has such a deep fondness for birds, obviously. Will go with you to zoos just to talk about zoology. Also probably likes cryptozoology. Please talk to him about your passions, there's nothing he loves more than seeing people he loves happy and passionate. He's a classic romantic tbh, and will act mostly as a gentleman. Ludwig is admittedly, a bit of a mess but when it comes to you, he's so refined and gentle. Ludwig likes that you're down to earth. If you ever get nervous, he'll ground you. He's pretty solid in every situation he's in? It's kinda bizarre how well he can bend to things. If you don't like PDA, no big deal!! He thinks he's far too old for PDA so he's much more prone to soft, subtle love in private. Small kisses to the crown of your head, complimenting your appearance, and even shopping for you to fit your style. He likes doing things for other people, sp expect him to handle some of your projects and what not. Thinks your glasses are absolutely adorable, might even jokingly get you a pair to match his. You guys are SO cute omfg.

Closing Thoughts/Other Things

Hi love bug, I was so happy to write this matchup because I love Ludwig. I think he's perfect for you, it brings in a balance element I LOVE to see in relationships. Just ugh please, intellectuals who could end me. Thank you. Hope you enjoyed <3

#tf2 x reader #tf2 headcanons #tf2 matchup #tf2 medic x reader #tf2 medic headcanon #tf2 medic

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demetriandelibinaryboyfriends · 3 years

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Imagine Hawk dying his hair Demetri’s favorite color and Demetri is just SWOONING over him!! also what color do you think Hawk’s hair will be for season 4?? I wonder if they’ll change it

Man Demetri would MELT dude

I’ve come across this exact trope in a few of the Binary Boyfriends fics I’ve read, and I absolutely LOVE it <3 And Hawk totally would too, partly to show that hey, this new Wacky Mohawk Persona change doesn’t haaaave to be all Weird and Bad for you, Dem!!! I can make it work for both of us!!!

Legit Hawk dyeing his hair Demetri’s favorite color does seem like a really great way to compromise with Demetri about the pretty drastic "transformation” from Eli to “Hawk”, and show Hawk can still be like...sensitive and considerate and caring and whatnot, even with his very, er...brash new appearance XD If that makes any sense. Plus, it’s just literally the sweetest thing, I can’t <3

The only problem is my gut tells me Demetri’s favorite color is light blue, but...I know they’re not gonna do light blue for the mohawk next season because they’ve already DONE blue XD I read a fic once where Dem’s favorite color is green and then Hawk dyes his hair green, and I can honestly see that!!! I’d love to see a green mohawk in Season 4--still very striking and brazen, in classic Hawk style, but lacking the pure chaotic energy and inherent rage present in the red ‘hawk (which is...probably for the better XD). A little calmer and more mellow, but no less eye-catching and with no additional fucks given about what people might think XD I think the other new color I’d like to see is purple, for a number of reasons. For one thing...the pure, unchecked Bisexual Energy, obviously XD I mean, he’s already basically dyed his hair the other two colors on the bisexual flag...now he just needs to do the last one to finally complete his Bisexual Awakening via Hair XD And obvious gayness aside, it would unironically be a good choice thematically, with Hawk finding a balance between being happy and confident (like he was with the blue mohawk) without delving too far into cockiness and aggression (like he was with the red mohawk). I AM really hoping they change the hair color in SOME way, to kinda symbolize that he’s at least trying to leave mean, angry bully Hawk behind.

Hooray, a non-depressing addition to my askbox! XD More to come, but they’re flowing in fast, so I’ll get to all of them when I can! Lol

#hawk x demetri #demetri x eli #binary boyfriends #hawkmeat #demetri x hawk #eli x demetri #elimetri #eli moskowitz #demetri cobra kai #hawk #eli #demetri #cobra kai #cobra kai season 1 #cobra kai season 2 #cobra kai season 3 #cobra kai season 4 #my askbox

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shelli-gator · 3 years

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Thinking about how Pancho's penchant for hand gestures and basically constantly doing something with his hands is a strong nod to his raging bisexuality.

But also I LOVE IT it gives him so much character and more often than not his hand gestures are fueled by excitement or pure sass. Get it you catty bitch of a man <3

I don't have access to all my screenshots (my phone is broken ;^;) but here's what I grabbed off Exiled last night. I need to get that one hand gesture of his while he's talking about them taking inventory of the food and seeing how much time they have to find land. And when he turns his hands over when he's talking about Julien 'dropping out'.

That stuff really takes effort to animate. Like surely I'm not tripping this was done purposely to help him exude character and chaotic bi energy.

#Ahkj #all hail king julien #Ahkj pancho #Random shelli thoughts #Back on my shit #Bi pancho superiority

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cherriesradio · 3 years

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Ship your mutuals :)

*cracks knuckles* YOU DONT KNOW HOW LONG IVE WAITED FOR THIS (haikyuu + mha) (also not doing anywhere near all of my mutuals because this already took forever :p)

@artof-apollo + Denki

Just. The biggest rascals, sneaking into the kitchen for snacks at 3 am, pulling pranks on unsuspecting classmates (and sometimes unsuspecting teachers…), getting him fidget toys at the store, him getting you anything you want on a bad day, trying to learn to skate at 5 in the morning. Just a ton of random domestic stuff

@kirishimas-manly-eyeliner + Hinata

Sunshine bestie + sunshine boy = pure happiness on all ends. You’d get hyped up, and then he’d get hyped up, and the your energy would just bounce off each other till it’s 2 am and you just went to smoothie king wearing paper crowns and with little doodles ranging from cats to horrible portraits of each other covering every single inch of skin that isn’t covered by pj’s

@missmorosis + Bokuto

Your energy’s are just. Perfect. I’m just imagining a little puff of energy and support and excitement RAMMING into another puff of energy and support and excitement. I’ve said this in another random post but just SCREAMING in the most random places. Need I say more?

@denkis-phone-charger + Denki ! Obviously !

So chaotic, screaming screaming screaming, going WAY TO FAST on the highway, blasting music to where all the dorms can hear, having 5 am fashion shows, I don’t even know I have an infinite amount of headcanons for this man

@floralkawa + Suga

But anyways just like soft energy plus soft energy makes perfect, soft, and has a chaotic side couple perfection, + bullying friends together, and messing with the team, and being willing to do literally anything for each other

@euphorically-bisexual + Kirishima

hhhnnngg just the ENERGY AGAIN !!! Just scrolling on tumblr for hours at a time rebloging every single post you find even slightly funny and laughing for hours cause of a cow or smthin. Just giggled from something stupid the other did for hours almost choking on water because of it

#; 🍒 answers

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tea-and-la · 3 years

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People really say that Katara gives off “straight vibes” when she ’s clearly a functional disaster bi (it’s hidden because she has to keep everyone else’s shit together. ) But then, she has moments when she let’s the chaotic energy out and she’s like ‘screw this, i’m getting thrown into a prison and you know what, while i’m here, I might as well start a f---ing revolution.’ Or ‘i’m gonna steal food and medicine and also blow up a Fire Nation factory (be gay do crime, Katara?)’ That’s so true of her.

But also, I really just get the vibe that Katara matches Korra’s energy so well, and like, Korra radiates pure disaster bi energy.

Katara: I’ll be outside if you’re man enough to face me.

Korra: You wanna go toe to toe with me, pretty boy?

And both Korra and Katara have a fight scene that’s set up with them being mocked by a misogynistic a**hole prior:

Pakku: I’m waiting, little girl.

Tahno: Come on, little girl. Give me your best shot.

And then they both went straight for their opponents’ necks (literally):

If using your chaotic energy to break down society’s expectations of who you should be isn't peak disaster bisexual energy, I don't know what is.

#bisexual!Katara #Korra #the SWT women are sapphic go cry about it #this is like super lighthearted #but sapphic!katara is a hill i'm willing to die on #i mean she's into palm reading and fortunes and shit #that just gives me sapphic energy #am i projecting? maybe..yes

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smalltragedy · 3 years

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* brigette lundy-paine, nonbinary + they/them | you know kirby wormwood, right? they’re twenty five, and they’ve lived in irving for, like, two weeks? well, their spotify wrapped says they listened to ring ring by mika like, a million times this year, which makes sense ‘cause they’ve got that whole balancing acts at perilous heights destined to entertain, jack of all trades master of none, refusal to accept the mortal world as it is thing going on. i just checked and their birthday is december 1st, so they’re a sagittarius, which is unsurprising, all things considered. ( james, 21, est, they/them )

hllo welcome 2 my third character i love them a lot theyre a. remake of an older oc of mine so this is fun <3 sdfhk anyways once again i am asking u. pleathe like if u wld like to plot.

ARSON TW

mini playlist.

wizard ;; lucas lex / ring ring ;; mika / crows ;; clues / sunrise sunset ;; bright eyes / la llorona ;; beirut / no children ;; the mountain goats / might be love ;; the pesky snakes / sax in the city ;; let’s eat grandma.

statistics.

full name: kirby wormwood (currently).

nickname(s): magpie.

birthday: december 1st, 1995.

zodiac: sagittarius sun, aries moon, libra ascending.

mbti & temperament: estp & improvisor / sanguine.

label: the hellion.

hometown: abilene, texas.

sexuality: bisexual.

pinterest.

biography.

alright lets get right into it. kirby ws switched at birth. they cld’ve hd a very like. picket fence trampoline in the backyard. 4 columns cos its texas n it feels right. bt instead they were chosen <3 somewhat unintentionally <3 by dorothea n fawley wormwood, two traveling circus workers who emergency stopped in abilene.

n u know what. growing up in st. pierre’s traveling circus ws kinda fkn awesome? like ok. besides the fact tht they were homeschooled fr like evr n there were a sparing amt of children 2 socialize with? it ws p cool idk.

it ws kinda like everybody ws their parent n also not at all bc they were all very casual. bt they grew up learning hw 2 maintain the circus (n also like. normal school thingz bt i dnt think kirby hs ever cared abt school like ever) n whenever they hd a show kirby wld facepaint or handle tickets until they were old enough 2 start learning like. the Real fun things.

fawley hd a lot of his own weird odd little like superstitions n beliefs n practically raised kirby on them like n they dnt rly <3 make a lot of sense. lots of made up philosophy. very much like. nothing defines u. u cn b anything or anyone. n kirby ws like ok cool. n then developed a god complex.

names didnt rly stick 2 kirby when they were a kid like. nothing satisfied them or felt worthy fr them or simply they just. got tired of a name. this isnt related 2 them being nonbinary BUT it did help ease some of the. pressure of exploring gender identity. theyve only hd one name tht stuck genuinely n tht ws magpie n. thts bc everybody hd their own bird name n it felt very. like community. like a role. usually the names they used during performances bt. anyways KFHDSGLKKHL

theyre Kirby bt answers 2 most. neutral nouns.

honestly. they were also a rascal as a youth. ws like. oh. i learned sleight of hand? cool. time 2 pick pockets. wld throw popcorn into the hair of other kids n b like. omggg what was that ... became a mime fr a year. it ws a rigorous training.

now a master of charades. bt anyways. they traveled pretty much weekly, maybe bimonthly n sometimes just pure monthly. there wsn’t an off season fr them, when the colder months came they’d travel south and when summer rolled in they’d go right back up again. it ws easy to switch personas almost daily n just. never reveal ur true self. totally not saying tht’s what kirby did bt thts what they did. it nvr made them lose sight of themselves it ws more like. acting. tricking ppl fr fun.

anyways all good things come 2 an end and when kirby ws like. 18. they were like hey ur old enough that we cn trust u with fire. we think. n they started 2 learn fire-throwing n like. they were ok at it bt lessons were painfully slow n kirby ws like. i wld b so good at this if i cld do it all the time. n it ws like. hey kirby, chill. u already know a lot of things.

arson tw // u see where this is going. tents are kind of flammable. kirby ws unsupervised. bad decisions all around. circus is aflame. all the animals n all the circus workers got out fine bt like. st. pierre’s ws efficiently out of business. arson end of tw //

n kirby fkn booked it they just. ran. pure fear. nvr looked back which is like super traitorous of them 2 do bt. sometimes they meet up in secret like. sunglasses n all at a coffee shop. not all of them just like. fawley or someone else. theyre like. ur family u cld burn down a thousand circuses n we’d still love u. n kirby is like yeah i know bt i’ve rly committed to the bit now. n they dnt reunite.

anyways. since then kirby hs just been. a traveler. nvr rly staying anywhere fr super long n driving around in their shitty little van tht’d been used as housing back at st. pierre’s.

they’re in irving n theyve been there fr almost. suspiciously long. compared 2 their average stays. when asked abt what they do or why theyre there theyll just. give a vague answer or spin a long tale tht usually involves a burning circus.

theyre staying at uh. abernathy creek rn bc of course they r they fit in so naturally. welcomed with wide arms. might b soul searching rn might b on the hunt fr their birth parents might b just vibing ... whose to say ..

personality & facts.

has a Big personality tht attracts others fr better or fr worse. either super likeable or the most despicable person on the earth. no in betweens. n honestly tht is a talent in itself

has no off button is constantly. spinning tales or performing a dance or getting kicked out of bars fr whatever nonsense reason.

honestly they prob think tht nothing bad cn ever happen to them even tho like. bad has literally happened 2 them before? love the optimism here. KLFGDLKFSDHGF

acts a bit like u’ve known them fr ur entire life they r oddly warm in tht way bt they themself r so distant tht its like. oh nice ok ...

both honest n yet dishonest like. yes they will hustle u out of ur money bt they will also tell u their opinion straight up.

probably smart bt they r just like. prime thembo? flowy pirate shirts n cropped tshirts n pants tht r never tight. dresses like they do still work n live at a circus.

likes 2 instigate things between others n then stand back n just watch it happen while taking like zero accountability. loves a good small town drama. avid milf hunter.

does not hv any faith in the american healthcare system at all n will straight up refuse 2 go 2 a hospital if they get hurt theyre like. i cn do it myself im like practically a professional. they r not a professional.

bt does hv like. a thing abt apples. fkn loves them.

uuuhhh cn play instruments bt all very badly. only knows one (1) song tht isnt made up n its wonderwall by oasis. they play it at parties. they expect fr tomatoes to b thrown at them at any given time.

very nimble. agile. granted its frm. learning circus tricks frm a baby age bt they hv impeccable balance n cn sneak up behind anyone without a single noise. uses this 2 their advantage in order 2 scare ppl. chaotic neutral.

loves having the attention on them i wont fk around here. will go to drastic measures to accomplish receiving it. my other muses r capable of taking things srsly bt kirby just. is not. they do not take a single thing srsly they barely even took. st. pierre’s destruction srsly n they caused it. maybe.

likes being able to just. be unknown so the amt tht ppl know abt them is actually very. little. i dnt think they even tell others their last name. sometimes not even their first. just hs so many aliases n nicknames. i know i didnt list any bt thts simply bc Any cld.

probably acts out to compensate fr the. underlying guilt they hv bt thts okay. i mean it isnt bt.

will probably show up if u call them fr help bt they lose interest in people p quickly n r always moving onto the next shiniest person. bt when they do they give them like. all their attention. if u wrong them in this period they will just. ignore it. bt when theyre bored then its like. u werent even friends at all? very odd.

perhaps it is commitment issues bt <3 ya. thts them. they do not claim favorite colors or movies or. most interests. probably bc theyre very very disconnected frm pop culture i think they learn everything thru twitter n google.

i wld not call them a good person bt i also dnt think theyre like evil horrible nasty awful they just. think abt themself a lot more than they think abt others n also refuses to face consequences ever and also .. anyways.

wanted plots.

part of the bird’s nest ;; honorary bird honorary circus member. u hv to be very well regarded by kirby to earn a bird name bt i feel like tht doesnt feel like a lot considering theyve only been here fr like. two weeks KDGDSHKGK. the catch is tht u cn only refer 2 them as magpie frm then forward.

hand in unlovable hand ;; theres comfort in being terrible ppl together n it may not last bt it doesnt hv to anyways. its just them n the like. vibes. n knowing tht its smth thts nvr gna b long term. cld b anything ur character just hs to be also a little evil. KHDSGFDS

one jester ... wht abt ... TWO jesters .. ;; hoo boy. ooh man. unstoppable force and immovable object combine forces n just become. the worst of the worst. ultimate jokesters. epic pranksters. absolute clowns. chaotic energy unmatched. always nonsense.

n also ;; ppl they’ve stolen frm, ppl who hv caught them in that act, ppl who’ve maybe seen them in the circus a very long time ago, Found Family Trope, real family shenanigans, kirby just asking everybody if theyre their dad., mortal enemies if they see each other its an instant duel 2 the death, etc.

#( kirby wormwood. ) about. / sunrise sunset.#irvingintro #arson tw

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welcometopromptland · 3 years

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Introducing my OCs

Purely self-indulgent

(As all things should be)

Name: Adan Mio Heartel

Age: 19

INTP, 5w4, ♐♒♍

Crippling middle-child syndrome

Ran away from home

Refuses to accept the fact that she has emotions

Obsessed with fictional characters

Surprisingly smart

Regularly disappears for two weeks and then comes back like nothing's happened

Copies everything Veida does like how kids copy their parents

Song: Now You Know My Name

Aroace

Name: Malin Daine

Age: 19

ESFJ, 2w3, ♐♉♑

Deserves the world

Would sacrifice himself, no questions asked

DADDY ISSUES

Gentle giant

Would do anything for Adan

May or may not be in love with Adan

Loyal to a fault

Was a soldier-in-training but is now a very radical anti-state rebel

Will carry you on his shoulders if you ask nicely

Song: Until The Sun Dies

Bi king

Name: Veida Talbo

Age: 26

ESTJ, 1w2, ♑♌

Runs everything

Is the boss of everyone

A noble working against her own people

Has definitely killed someone before

Only has a soft spot for Mehri

Crippling mommy issues

Her dad was executed so she was like 'fuck this I'm going to overthrow the monarchy now'

Song: Lion

The most lesbian lesbian to lesbian this earth. Ran away with Mehri a week before her arranged marriage to a (ew) man

Name: Mehri Mona Elfell

Age: 24

INFJ, 9w8, ♍♎♊

Abandoned at a temple and taken in by a sweet pastor

Birth-mom left her with a legacy to fulfill yadda yadda

Wine aunt energy

Absolute sweetheart

Gives great hugs

Always smells nice

Probably carries sweets in her purse

Saviour complex

Song: Out Like A Light

Bi queen

Name: Ebele Iolani Rein-Mare

Age: 16

ENFP, 7w6, ♊♐

Comic relief with a lot of trauma

MOMMY ISSUES

Mermaid princess (casually)

Ran away from home

In love with Adan...and Raven...and a lot of people

Needs babysitting 24/7

Essentially a spoilt rich kid who was just trying to be an angsty teen running away from their responsibilities but somehow ended up being a vital part of some foreign rebel plot?

Song: We Out Here

Chaotic bisexual

Name: Raven

Age: 16

ISTP, 8w7, ♏♒

Needs a hug

Trauma, like a lot

Angsty ex-villain

Just chilling with the gang now

Trying to be a functional human being

Has 8-year-long beef with Mehri (it's complicated)

Song: Run Boy Run

Lesbian

Probably non-binary but hasn't quite figured that out yet

#oc #self-indulgent #writing #writers #oc prompt #oc introduction #original character

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thearvariblues · 4 years

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The Bard and The Wolf - Chapter Four

(AKA Geraskier in the Metal Band AU you didn’t know you needed)

The fourth chapter, in which Jaskier deals with his terrible and well-deserved hangover, with a bit of help from someone he definitely didn’t expect.

You can also find the fic on AO3. :)

The masterpost for this fic can be found HERE.

4 – There’s a Monster In My Pants

Geralt must have hung down the phone before Jaskier finished throwing up, because when the poor hungover bard crawled back to the bedroom, Geralt wasn’t on the line anymore.

Jaskier knew he probably should call him back, but he was too exhausted to deal with whatever Geralt wanted to say to him now. Probably that he was out of the band, for good, with no chance of ever returning.

Jaskier took his phone with him, just in case, and very slowly made his way to the living room, where he stretched on the sofa and covered himself with a blanket. He refused to stay in bed, but he also refused to function.

He was feeling like hell. Partially it was the hangover. His stomach still felt queasy, his head was spinning and the dwarf in his skull abandoned his hammer and grabbed a power drill instead. It was a purgatory, and Jaskier was pretty sure he absolutely deserved it.

Oh, dear God. Trust him to blow his chance to have something good in his life. No, not good. Something great.

“Stupid, stupid Jaskier,” he muttered, closed his eyes firmly and decided to spend the day wallowing in self-pity.

He must have fallen asleep soon after making this decision, because all of a sudden, somebody was banging on his door, and quite loudly at that.

“Oh, fuck off,” he muttered and tried to hide under his blanket, but the horrible sound just wouldn’t stop. Jaskier struggled into a sitting position and groaned. “Who the fuck is that?!”

The banging stopped, but what came after was even more horrible.

“Who the fuck do you think, Jaskier?” said a deep, husky voice he recognized after the first syllable.

Jaskier swallowed.

“This is not Jaskier!” he called in a voice much higher than his own. “This is his flatmate… Alfred! Darling. Jaskier went to visit his poor sick grandmother who lives in Siberia!”

“Nice try,” Geralt chuckled. “But you’ve told me you lived alone. Open the fucking door, Jask.”

“No way,” Jaskier replied. “I’m too young and pretty to die!”

“I’m not here to kill you. But I will the next time I see you if you don’t open the door right fucking now.”

“Ugh, fine,” Jaskier groaned and stood up, very slowly and carefully, huddled in his blanket. He made his way to the door and opened it. The first thing he saw were two golden eyes and an amused smirk. “What?”

Geralt raised his right hand, which was holding two paper bags.

“Belgian fries, tartar sauce, chocolate cake,” he announced. “Also, there’s a Monster in my pants. And I mean the energy drink, not what you’re probably thinking right now. All tried and tested hangover remedies.”

“Jesus Christ, I love you,” Jaskier moaned and stepped away from the door.

It was entirely possible that Geralt was lying about not being here to kill him, but he brought fries, meaning he’s bought his way into the flat.

“Not Jesus Christ, last time I checked,” Geralt chuckled. “And your affection is way too easily won, Bard.”

“Yeah, yeah, I know, I’m a whore. Please come in, excuse the mess, gimme the fries, the cake and the Monster from your pants.”

“We are still talking about the drink, right?” Geralt asked, shutting the door behind him.

Jaskier let his body fall onto the couch.

“My dearest wolf, I wouldn’t be able to get it up even if I wanted.”

Geralt smiled and handed him the bags and a can of energy drink he took out of his back pocket.

“Good. That’s what you deserve for being so damn stupid.”

“Yeah, I know. I definitely should have stopped drinking after the fucking video,” Jaskier muttered, digging in the bag that was a little bigger than the other. “But I felt like shit, and I wanted to forget, and… Oh, you mean I deserve it for the video. Right.”

Geralt sat down in an armchair and watched Jaskier hungrily stuff a few fries into his mouth.

“Don’t you?” he asked as Jaskier popped open the energy drink.

“Absolutely. Is that why you’re here, Geralt? To act as my voice of conscience? You could have saved yourself the trouble, my conscience’s been nagging at me ever since I woke up.”

“I came here to make sure you were okay, you moron,” Geralt grunted. “I would gladly let you die, but as Ciri pointed out, if you did, we would have to find a new singer, and I don’t think I’m ready for auditions.”

“Oh, how loved and appreciated I feel right now.”

“Hmm...”

Jaskier sighed and closed his eyes.

“Okay, okay,” he muttered. “Look, I’m sorry, okay. I’m sorry for the video, it was a stupid idea and Ciri definitely should have stopped me. And I’m sorry… I’m fucking sorry for outing you.”

“You didn’t know I wasn’t out.”

“Precisely. I didn’t know, I should have kept my big, stupid mouth shut. Fuck. I know how it feels, I’ve been outed by a friend before, and now I do it to somebody else?”

“Jaskier...”

“I mean, the friend outed me to my parents and he did it on purpose, but it doesn’t matter if it’s on purpose, does it?”

“Jaskier.”

“The result is the same, somebody who didn’t want to be out is out now, and they have to deal with the consequences–”

“Jask.”

Jaskier blinked.

“What?”

“It’s fine. As Renfri would gladly tell you, I’ve been talking about doing this for months, I just never gathered the courage to say Look, fans, I know you all think I am this big bad manly wolf, every woman’s wet dream, but I’m kind of also into guys, please don’t hate me. It’s almost a relief that someone did it for me.”

“You don’t have to do this,” Jaskier muttered.

“Do what?”

“Try to… convince me that my mistake was actually a good thing.” He took a sip from the drink. “How the hell did you even know the normal one was my favorite, and not one of those disgusting sugar-free fancy ones?”

“I didn’t,” Geralt shrugged. “I just took my favorite.”

“Oh. Thanks. I mean it. You’re a dear heart, Geralt.”

“I know.”

Jaskier uttered a tiny laugh.

“And so humble… What do your fans think about your bisexuality, by the way?”

“No idea. Haven’t checked the comments yet.”

“You haven’t?”

“Have you checked them yet? After all, you outed yourself, too.”

“Yes. As bisexual, but everyone already thought I was gay, so it’s no big deal.”

“Hmm...”

“Oh, stop it with the grunts. By the way, how was I supposed to check anything? I was barely conscious. Well, not even barely, most of the time. I’m only coming back to life thanks to this heavenly goodness you’ve brought me. Those fries were amazing. And now for the cake… Oh, dear lord, I’m starting to think I did die, and I ended up in heaven!”

“Well, it’s obvious you really feel better,” Geralt smirked.

“Physically, yes. Though it would help me tremendously if you checked the comments, so I can stop feeling like shit for… you know.”

“Why don’t you check them yourself?”

“Because, my dear Geralt… Oh, yes, this is fabulous,” he moaned as he put a plastic fork full of cake into his mouth. “My dear, dear wolf, I’d hate to have to throw up the feast you brought me.”

“Jask...”

“Please?”

“Ugh, fine,” Geralt muttered, taking his phone out of his pocket. “You’re impossible, you know that?”

“Someone’ mentioned it before. Several people. Many, many, many people.”

“I’m only doing this for you. Not because I want to know.”

“Of course.”

“I don’t.”

“Of course.”

“I really… Oh, fuck.”

“Good fuck or bad fuck?”

Geralt took a deep breath, scrolling through the comments on his phone’s screen.

“Well, the good news is, not so many people noticed the bit about my sexuality. Most of these comments are about you.”

“Fuck,” Jaskier sighed. “Okay. Gimme. I’m ready for them to tear me apart.”

“I saw that yesterday,” Geralt smirked. “As you wish. So… Oh, yes, that’s a good one. Oh, boy. This bard looks like a pure cinnamon roll, acts like a pure cinnamon roll, but in reality he’s just a feral bitch who’s out for blood. I mean, I’m not sure what it even means, but it sounds good, right?”

“It is good. Please, please, don’t let it be the only one.”

“Dear God, this guy’s chaotic energy is off the charts. I wasn’t sure about the whole thing, but I can’t help it, I love him already.”

“Oh, yes, baby, yes!” Jaskier groaned.

“I’m definitely getting old, I didn’t understand a word of it,” Geralt muttered. “Oh, this one I understand. Am I the only one who’s been humming Toss a Coin To Your Witcher for the past ten minutes? Well, since the comment has more than a hundred likes, he probably isn’t the only one.”

“It’s a catchy song,” Jaskier said.

“Yeah, though that bit about a humble bard definitely wasn’t inspired by you,” Geralt chuckled. “Oh, God… I am a heterosexual guy, but seeing those blue eyes, I understand why Geralt would let him suck his cock. And the reaction to that is… Man, I’m a lesbian, and I would gladly let him suck my cock. And then… Fuck, fuck, fuck.”

Jaskier had closed his eyes, but now he opened them and focused on Geralt.

“What?”

“And Geralt’s not even heterosexual. He probably stood no chance.”

“And here we go,” Jaskier said and pushed the cake aside. “But this is good. It’s great, Geralt. they’re taking it as a fact, that’s the best–”

“Guys. Guys, are we really ignoring the fact this adorable bard said that Geralt, our mighty White Wolf, was bi? I mean, we knew it already… How the fuck did they know?!”

“Hate to break it to you, dear heart, but I knew it, too, even before Lambert told me,” Jaskier shrugged. “You just have this… bisexual energy.”

“Bisexual energy,” Geralt repeated.

“Kinda, yeah.”

“The important question – when he’s with a guy, is Geralt a top, or a bottom?”

“Oh, I know the answer to that, too!”

“I doubt that,” Geralt muttered. “Don’t know about Geralt, but this Jaskier guy is definitely a power bottom.”

“Wrong. Absolutely, completely wrong,” Jaskier commented.

Geralt shook his head.

“I can’t believe… Just yesterday, they were calling you a twink and a fairy and...”

“Cocksucker,” Jaskier prompted.

“And now they… speculate about my sexual preferences? And they believe you sucked my cock to get in the band?!”

“Oh, no, they don’t. Fret not, dear heart, they’re just… playing along. It’s a joke.”

“Am I the only one here who just loves how absolutely smitten this guy is with the rest of the band, Lambert included? So fucking adorable!”

“Oh, I’m gonna start blushing.”

“So, are we giving this puppy a chance? All those in favor, say Aye!”

“How many Ayes?” Jaskier asked, biting his lower lip.

“Way, way too many,” Geralt smiled. “It seems you got lucky, you feral bitch. Congrats. You’re a new fan favorite.”

“Oh, thank fuck,” Jaskier grinned. “I’m gonna make you famous yet, Witcher!”

“I doubt that. You haven’t made Dandelions famous, did you?”

“It’s hard to make a band famous when no matter what you suggest, they tell you Nah, Julian, that’s stupid, I’m not doing that.”

“Don’t worry. We’d never call you Julian, Jask.”

“Very reassuring,” Jaskier chuckled. “Why do you call me Jask, anyway?”

“Shorter than Jaskier. But if you want me to stop…”

“No, that’s not… I don’t mind. I like it. Just don’t call me Julian. I hate being called Julian. Only my parents call me Julian, and only when I do something they don’t approve of. Which is like… all the time. I haven’t seen them in years, but I’m sure that when I see them again, they’re gonna be like… Oh. Julian. You look… healthy. Which basically means I got fat, by the way.”

“Fat? Where?” Geralt blinked.

“Oh, darling. We’re talking about my mother, so… everywhere.”

“Bullshit,” Geralt grunted. “You’re not fat.”

“I do tend to get a little chubby if I let myself go too much.”

“Bullshit,” Geralt repeated.

Jaskier smiled and got back to his cake.

“I didn’t say I minded,” he said. “But thanks, anyway.”

“You’re… welcome?”

“Would you like a bite?” Jaskier asked. “I’m not giving you my plastic fork, but there’s a normal one in the kitchen. Maybe even a clean one, if you’re lucky.”

“Well, I’m not gonna say no,” Geralt laughed and got to his feet.

“And in the meantime, you could tell me what you think about Toss a Coin To Your Witcher.”

“Fuck,” Geralt muttered. “I knew this was coming…”

They were just in the middle of discussing their favorite metal bands (well, Geralt’s favorite, and Jaskier’s I really liked them ten years ago) when Geralt’s phone rang. He answered it with a little apologetic smile.

“Yes, what is it, Ciri? … No, I’m pretty sure I haven’t been gone for two hours already. … Right. I have. … No, I’m not trying to find a place to bury his body. … No, we’re not in a hospital. … No, Jaskier is fine, we’re just… talking. And I kind of lost track of the time. … Yes, I know I have a client in an hour. … Yes. … Yes, Ciri. … Yeah. See you at home. Love you too.”

He ended the call and sighed.

“Gotta go?” Jaskier asked. He was looking way better than he had upon Geralt’s arrival. His face wasn’t deathly pale, for a start, and his eyes were much brighter and clearer. He still looked tired, though.

“Yes. Because I’m an idiot who takes clients on Saturdays,” Geralt muttered and got to his feet. “Will you be all right here?”

“Absolutely, thanks to you,” Jaskier smiled. “You saved my life, Wolf.”

“You’re welcome, Bard,” Geralt nodded. “Will you make it to the rehearsal tonight, or should I call it off?”

“Don’t worry. I’ll be there.”

“Good. See you there, then. Take care, Jask.”

“See you, Geralt.”

Jaskier waited until he heard the door click behind Geralt before he let out a long, deep breath. He fought the wide smile that threatened to make its way on his face.

Fuck, he was enjoying Geralt’s company way too much. That wasn’t good. That wasn’t good at all...

Continue with Chapter Five

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1) Ahahah don't worry I actually like long answers and I want to apologize because I will probably divide this in more asks. I understand why you don't like the Guinevere of the legends but she probably couldn't just leave Arthur because of the time period, I don't think that divorce was a thing in a time when women were seen as objects and Lancelot and Guinevere are like symbols for the courtly love genre that was all about adultery-

2)(it was about erotic love and it wasn't perceived as something that could be found in marriage). Considering the fact that almost in every piece of contemporary media there is a love triangle nothing can surprise me.-

3)But I wouldn't like it if they just turn Lancelot's redemption arc in some sort of teenage love story with Nimue, I hope that they will make it more psychological and not "oh they are hot and they should be together" like most of the Nimulot shippers write, honestly the way most of them are trying to make everything in this fandom about a relationship that is not happening yet is really annoying and kinda morbid (I don't even know if this word exists, it makes sense in my language though). -

4)Someone suggested that Lancelot was abused and he needs a soft partner by his side but is the Nimue that we know now the right person? She has her own traumas and problems to deal with. I think that Lancelot needs someone strong, someone wise and who has seen more world than Nimue (because she still has a lot of personal growth in front of her) someone that can carry his pain with him, not a teenager with a sword-

5)(teenage heroine is the word that was used to describe her in all the plots that I found so it's not just me being salty, it's a fact). Lesbian Red Spear would be EPIC and I hope that my girl Pym is bisexual (too much chaotic energy, I recognize a colleague when I see one)

No worries!

I think that in this version where ‘the sword chooses a queen’ and Guinevere is a biking pirate leader, she could definitely leave Arthur if she wanted.

I still don’t like the idea of Lancelot and Guinevere despite their circumstances in the legends, sorry. Infidelity is always something I’ve despised mainly because the reason why I haven’t seen my dad since I was a kid is that he had a mistress, married her and then when she got pregnant she made him choose between me and her and their daughter... so one day he just called my mum and told her that he won’t be keeping contact with me anymore. So the fact that Guinevere ran away with Lancelot, a married man with a kid, and that she herself was also married, is inexcusable in my eyes. And I don’t give a damn if there were no divorces in the past (well, there were in the Viking culture if I recall correctly).

I mean, divorce is the world’s best invention because so many people can leave their toxic/abusive spouses, or if they just fall out of love with them.

I’ve always considered Tristan and Iseult my personal epitome of courtly love mainly because she never wanted to be married to her husband (all my knowledge about them is from the James Franco movie though).

(3) I also don’t want Lancelot’s redemption arc to be so closely associated with Nimue. He’s his own person and he’s making a progress without any romance whatsoever. I do think she’ll be a key part in his arc because they’re so closely connected in the legends (she’s the lady of the lake and he’s Lancelot of the Lake and she made him who he is).

But it’s Netflix and they already made the romance department of the show feel so YA with the whole unnecessary Nimue x Arthur subplot. So I won’t be surprised if they fail in executing Lancelot’s redemption arc correctly.

I think most of us nimulots ship them because Nimue’s initially pure and soft and gets hardened by circumstances and Lancelot’s corrupted and hard but he gets ‘softened’. Their parallels are so strong. And basically, many of us crave the tension that can be felt between these two characters who haven’t even talked to each other yet.

At the end of the day, we all have different romantic cravings, so to say. And many girls usually base their OTP on the girl we identify with, with the guy we want to bang the most. So I guess that nimulots feel like Nimue is much easier to relate to than Guinevere.

(4) Nimue and Lancelot have many parallels and while she’s also traumatised, that’s one of the reasons we ship them. She’ll understand him, she won’t just mother him and tell him something wise and to toughen up when he feels broken, she’ll be able to tell him “I know how you feel. You’re not alone.” And I don’t think that Guinevere would ever be able to get him on that level, even if she’s older than Nimue.

I don’t think Lancelot needs someone to carry the pain with him, he’s not some weak man who needs a woman to make him better, he just needs understanding and he needs to feel like he has atoned and he’s alright with God again. And that’s his own journey, no lover should be involved in it. I really hope they won’t butcher that but they probably will. Or maybe it will be just him and Percival throughout the series.

The interesting part of the whole Nimulot ship however, is that Nimue has already loved someone who’s murdered innocent people when he was corrupted - her father, Merlin. Now the Merlin in the legends hadn’t done things like that and the moment I saw that her dad was so similar to the Weeping Monk and that he said that he had ‘many different lives‘ and Nimue forgave him, I knew that they were building the bridge to Nimulot.

(5) Lesbian Red Spear would indeed be epic because she (hopefully) won’t be in any love triangles and will just fuck off to explore the world with Pym (and yesss, bisexual Pym is totally canon) or maybe Morgana. Who knows, maybe instead of the brother, she’ll go for the sister haha. But with those sparks that flew between her and Arthur in the final episode, I doubt that. There’s always fanfiction though!

#cursed #cursed netflix

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