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wangxianficrecs · 2 months
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A new found family by MusicMe_tc
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A new found family
by MusicMe_tc (@musicme-tc)
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Summary: Something happened to Lan Wangji and Lan Qiren has decided to keep it a secret so as to not bring any unnecessary attention to the problem nor cause any alarm that might stress him more that it should. … At least, that was the plan until a certain rule-breaker decided to ask for Lan Wangji. Or: the story of how Wei Wuxian accidentally becomes part of the Lan family by offering to take care of Lan Wangji. Kay's comments: The cutest of Cloud Recesses Study Arc shenanigans ensue as Lan Wangji is turned into a toddler and Wei Wuxian starts taking care of him whenever Lan Qiren and Lan Xichen are busy! Very adorable all around and I loved Lan Qiren slowly warming up to Wei Wuxian and how cute Wei Wuxian is in general with de-aged Lan Wangji. Excerpt: "Oh..." And with the permission granted, he takes Lan Wangji and holds him close to his chest. Lan Wangji looks at him with those big bright eyes, and Wei Wuxian feels this awful need to pinch his cheeks or maybe just squeal and coo at him because Lan Wangji looks so cute! "We don't know exactly what happened to him," Lan Qiren interrupts his train of thoughts, "He woke up like this the other day, in the body and mind of a child. We don't know the source, nor the cause, but from what we know, this may be a spell, rather than a curse." "So someone did this on purpose..." Wei Wuxian thinks quietly to himself. "We are to believe so, yes." Lan Qiren says having heard him.
pov wei wuxian, canon divergence, cloud recesses study arc, cloud recesses shenanigans, cursed lan wangji, age regression/de-aging, child lan wangji, fluff, sweet, caring wei wuxian, soft lan qiren, good sibling jiang cheng, supportive lan xichen, feelings realization, love confessions, first kiss, getting together, happy ending
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la-belle-laide · 2 years
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Chapters: 6/? Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn Characters: Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén, Lán Yuàn | Lán Sīzhuī, Lán Jǐngyí, Lán Qǐrén, Bàoshān Sǎnrén, Wēn Qíng (Módào Zǔshī), Wēn Níng | Wēn Qiónglín, Sòng Lán | Sòng Zǐchēn, Jīn Líng | Jīn Rúlán, Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín, Niè Huáisāng Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Body Horror, Angst, Curses, Curse Breaking, Cursed Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Time Travel, Post-Canon, not an au, Other Lives, Soulmates, background implied past Lan Xichen/Jin Guangyao if you squint, Past Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén/Niè Míngjué, implied 3zun, Lan Xichen and Wei Wuxian friendship, Wen Qing/Baoshan Sanren, Lan Qiren and Wei Wuxian reconciliation, Good Uncle Lán Qǐrén, sizhui/jingyi if you squint, Non-Explicit Sex, (WWX/LWJ non explicit sex to be clear, Canon-Typical Violence, Harm to Children, canon typical harm to children, Lan Xichen is sort of psychic, Lan Xichen / Song Lan friendship, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Wei Wuxian POV, Lan Xichen POV, POV Alternating, Accidental Baby Acquisition, Paperman!LanWangji! Summary:
Lan Wangji is hit with a 100% rapidly fatal curse that turns its victims to stone. Wei Wuxian's quick thinking stops the "rapid" part, giving him time to attempt the impossible, with the help of Lan Xichen, Song Lan, Jiang Cheng, and Jin Ling. There is only one person who might be able to save Lan Wangji before his time runs out, and it's someone Wei Wuxian once promised to look for. He just has to find her this time, and hope she has the answer.
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lazycranberrydoodles · 9 months
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getting back into the untamed and i had a thought. / follow for more yllz babygirlism
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thlassicalamity · 11 months
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i started collecting text posts i thought were wangxian core bfore I even actually read mdzs and then came back and edited them onto some for fun after and. I think I’m very funny. so I’m sharing the wealth
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 11 months
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Welcome to Coffin city. What could possibly go wrong here?
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hannanodaa · 5 months
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Someone commissioned art of Lan Zhan holding him and Shrek’s baby 🫠
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stgroversfire · 18 days
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Mildly obsessed with the concept of Lan Zhan being cursed to act in every impulse.
Edit: for clarification, I specifically meant truth serum
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gravitywonagain · 8 months
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400 words on a’yuan’s first time cursing in front of his dad
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Lan Yuan freezes. He feels the hair on his arms prickle, rising on end. He’s standing on one foot, holding the smallest toe of his other tightly in his fist. It hurts. Even with his whole body frozen stiff, it hurts. A sharp throb that had ricocheted up to his knee and back down to his toenail, but had somehow come out through his mouth.
He turns slowly, his own words ringing loudly in his ears.
Hanguang Jun looks similarly frozen in place. Shocked still like the rabbits in the meadow when Jingyi forgets not to shout.
“Where did you learn that phrase, A’Yuan?” he asks, voice low and gentle.
Lan Yuan looks down at the leg of the table. It appears entirely unconcerned with the drama it has caused. Not even a scuff mark for his trouble.
He looks back up to the man he privately considers to be his father. The man who has been with him for the past four years. The man he’d do anything not to disappoint.
Hanguang Jun doesn’t look mad, though Lan Yuan gets the feeling that anger might just slide off his face, unable to stick, like ink on waxed paper.
“I don’t know,” Lan Yuan answers honestly. In his mind the cadence is rough like untilled soil and the words are the color of fresh cinnabar. But he doesn’t know why. There isn’t a memory to call up so much as an emotion, an instinctual vocal response to pain. “I think I heard it somewhere.”
It’s unlikely he heard the phrase in the Cloud Recesses. Profanity is forbidden. But it doesn’t sound like it would fit into the tongue-tripping Gusu dialect he hears on their day trips down to the Caiyi markets either.
Hanguang Jun still hasn’t moved. His posture is rigid and strange. His eyes are aimed toward Lan Yuan, but they’re not looking at him. Not seeing him. Hazy and far away and… wet?
A small smile lifts the corner of Hanguang Jun’s mouth. He hums.
Then his eyes seem to focus back on Lan Yuan. He says, soft but stern, “Profanity is forbidden. You will copy Conduct.”
Lan Yuan drops his foot to the floor, the pain already forgotten, and bows his apology.
When he rises, the smile is still there.
Then Hanguang Jun adds, “On your hands,” and Lan Yuan fights not to say the phrase again.
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Wei Wuxian: Fuck!
Lan Wangji: Watch your language.
Nie Huaisang: Shit!
Lan Wangji: Watch your language.
Jiang Wanyin: Who the fuck you thing you're calling an ass, you son of a bitch?
Lan Wangji: Watch your language.
Jin Ling: For fucks sake, did you see that? Now, that's one crazy motherfucker, if I ever saw one.
Lan Wangji: Watch your language.
Lan Jingyi: What the frick frack tickty tic tac snick snack, dude?
Lan Wangji:...
Lan Wangji: What the fuck does that even mean?
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kikidoesfanfic · 4 months
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Kiss it better
KikiDoesFanfic on ao3
Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) Rating: M No Archive Warnings Apply Words: 11,081 Chapters: 6/6 On Ao3
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Five times Wei Wuxian asked Lan Wangji to kiss it better, and one time Lan Wangji asked Wei Wuxian.
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It's not long after Lan Zhan's mother is gone; he's in Yiling with his uncle and his older brother to pick up some specific teas on their way to a conference in Yunmeng.
He's opted to stay outside, he doesn't want to stay in the crowded shop waiting for his uncle to discuss and sample all of the new teas while he speaks with the shop keepers. He wants to go home, he wants to see his mother.
He stands by the side of the building, out of the way of the door, the clusters of people shuffling through seemed unnapealing as he waits. After a while he hears a small shriek followed by a drumming of footsteps coming towards him from around the corner. After a moments deliberation he moves to the side to look for the source, they sounded scared after all, before immediately backing up again when a dark blur hurtles towards him. They continue past and throw themself under an empty stall a few meters away, small hand scrabbling out from under the wooden table top until it finds the edge of the cloth cover and pulls it snugly down.
Lan Zhan approaches the stall and waits a moment, but no further movement comes. He slowly lifts the edge of the cloth and finds... a boy, smaller than he is, much skinnier, and covered in filth from his face, to his clothes, to his bare feet, his parents will surely be upset with him later at bathing time. Big grey eyes blink at him for a moment before he's yanked under the stall with a yelp from the boy.
"Gege they will find you, quick!" The boy settles the cloth down again, and Lan Zhan notices blood on his arm as he moves. It's out of sight quickly when he turns away to place his ear to the cloth a moment before seeming satisfied, turning to Lan Zhan with a large grin.
"Look how much I got this time gege!" He picks up two lumps from the ground that Lan Zhan had assumed were rubbish. On closer inspection, one and a half dirt encrusted bao sit in his outstretched palms, he looks so proud of himself that Lan Zhan can't find the will to scold him for keeping food on the floor.
He realises the boy is waiting for a response, smile faltering slightly in the long silence, so he dips his head in aknowledgement with an 'mn'. This whole meeting is abrupt, Lan Zhan is still trying to find his bearings. Though the boy is speaking easily, as if picking up an earlier conversation, as if they are already friends.
"Would you like some gege?" Lan Zhan is perhaps too quick to shake his head in response, the prospect of eating dirt easy to reject, but the boy looks a bit sad at his refusal and he doesn't want him to be sad.
"A small piece." He concedes, and the boy lights up again, tearing open the full bao and examining it closely, pulling from the clean inside to offer to Lan Zhan.
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wangxianficrecs · 3 months
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Year of the Rabbit by SingingInTheRaiin
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Year of the Rabbit
by SingingInTheRaiin
T, WIP, 32k, Wangxian
Summary: After Wei Ying was kicked out of the Jiang household, he figured he could rough it on his own with a tent in the woods. He didn't realize that he was setting up so close to where the most popular boy in school, Lan Wangji, lived. Lan Wangji has always been something of a mystery, never saying much about himself. The last thing Wei Ying expects is to be invited to move in to the Lan house- but even more surprising is that it turns out that whenever a cursed Lan is hugged, they turn into a zodiac animal! Kay's comments: A modern Fruits Baskets AU! No prior knowledge of Fruits Baskets is required, I promise, because I had no idea what Fruits Basket was either when I started reading this fic. It's very cute. Basically, the members of the Lan family will get transformed into animals every time they are hugged and now, Wei Wuxian is thrown into the mix, because he gets to stay with them after being kicked out. It's cute, but there's also mystery and family intrique happening and it really left an impression on me. Excerpt: By the time he’d dragged himself back to his campsite, he kinda wanted to cry as he saw that even with most of the mud having been dug away, the tent itself was definitely too broken to provide any real shelter, and he’d left his stuff at the Lan house. He was just contemplating saying ‘fuck it’ and either curling up on the ground or walking all the way towards the nearest motel, which would take forever, when he heard a deep voice call out, “Wei Ying.” He turned and did his best to smile brightly even though it felt like everything was falling apart around him. “Lan Wangji! Did you come to bring me my stuff? I didn’t get the chance to thank you earlier for getting it all, so thank you.” “You cannot stay here.” Wei Ying’s stomach dropped. “Oh, right. I get it. It’s fine, I’ll figure something else out.” Lan Wangji frowned. “It’s not safe. We have a spare room, so you may as well stay there.”
pov wei wuxian, modern setting, modern with magic, fruits basket fusion, cursed lan wangji, rabbit lan wangji, homelessness, emotional hurt/comfort, hurt/comfort, bad parents jiang fengmian & yu ziyuan, good sibling lan xichen, good friend wen qing, good friend wen ning, dysfunctional jiang family, families of choice, bad parenting, lan family feels
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oh-wow-im-still-here · 6 months
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I've only seen this concept in a few or so fanfics so I don't know if its a trope or not, but the alternate universe idea that the summoning ritual didn't work or smth so mo xuanyu starts LARP-ing as wei wuxian instead, SOMEHOW tricking lan wangji, and nabs him as his husband is the most horrendously funny and traumatizing idea I have ever heard. Like, I feel physically ill while also endlessly amused. Like, what the fuck?? Just what the fuck. Didn't know whether to laugh or cry type beat.
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rockingrobin69 · 5 months
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there's not a moment of the day that lan wangji's face is not behind my eyelids. is this some sort of curse
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year
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Playdate in peril, the homosexual thoughts be upon ye.
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silverflame2724 · 1 year
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The Curse of the Yiling Patriarch
When the Wen Remnants were farming I imagine they had to clear the land of corpses and things like that, maybe they quietly gathered the remains in a area WWX warded. The corpses had died with various trappings such as small jewels and finery that were completely saturated with resentment that genius WWX would never ever touch with the longest barge pole ever.
Post siege the Jins think the Cursed treasure is WWXs wealth and take it for themselves, the curse spreads rapidly.
WWX is ressurected partly to bring down JGY and partly to break what is assumed to be his anti-theft curse on the cultivation world. The curse that turns people into living skeletons by moonlight removes any satisfaction via food or drink as well as rendering them immortal... And spreads with every time a piece of Cursed Treasure is sold.
(It's basically the Cursed Aztek gold from Pirate of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl. Because cursed living skeletons seems right up there in Yiling Patriarch aesthetic and he'd probably think it very ironic and get a good long laugh out of greedy Jins getting cursed by gold.)
The first time Wei Wuxian uncovered the gold, he warned the Wens to never touch the damn thing. There was a curse so heavily entwined with the treasure that Wei Wuxian didn't want to know what would happen if someone touched it.
He made sure to leave warnings and a barrier around the damn stuff so that none of the Wens would accidentally stumble upon it.
He would have never imagined the implications of what would happen after he and the Wens died.
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The Jins has struck gold.
And quite literally at that.
After Wei Wuxian had offed himself for them, the Jins took it upon themselves to help clear the Burial Mounds of any dangerous materials. And of course seal them away! I mean, why would they take away the Yiling Patriarch’s items if not to make sure they were properly taken care of?
So of course, seeing the gold - regardless of the fact that it was saturated in resentment and had a whole barrier and warnings to STAY AWAY from it - the Jins pocketed all that wealth and decided to make sure it stayed away from the wrong hands.
As they turned away, unbeknownst to them, several red, glowing eyes glared at them viciously.
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The Jins returned to Koi Tower, their greed satisfied by the amount of gold they carried. Jin Guangshan grinned gleefully as he examined the gold that had been collected by his men.
They held a banquet under the moonlight, celebrating in the riches plundered from the Mounds. but not even half a shichen after the sun sank, resentment curled around the people who had touched the gold, turning them into skeletons. At first, chaos reigned in the room before people found out that they hadn’t turned into mindless beasts. They still had their rationality. They even discovered that once they took shelter from the moon, their skin would return to normal.
But in any case, all those who had touched the gold were cursed. And they had no idea how to fix it. 
At once, they figured that the Yiling Patriarch had placed a curse on them and everyone damned him a thousand deaths. They’d figure this out and make sure that that demonic cultivator’s soul would never reincarnate.
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But that wasn’t the end of the curse. In an attempt to rid themselves of the cursed treasure, the Jins spent the money on food and supplies, on pleasure and wine.
However.....they soon found out that they could not taste their food and drink, that they could not feel pleasure. They could never feel satisfied no matter how much wine they drank, their food turned to ash in their mouths, and their lust could never be slaked.
This could have been enough to kill a cultivator but they found that they couldn’t die. They had thrown themselves into an eternal hell of their own making. And had consequently affected everyone else with this curse in their attempt to rid themselves of it.
At first, they could tolerate being immortal but never sated. But as the years went by, as more and more people touched the gold and were cursed, they began to lose their sanity.
No one was safe.
The Lans, Jins, Nies, Jiangs. Common folk, cultivator. Everyone who had deigned to touch the gold had been cursed.
Years passed and the curse continued to wreck havoc among people.
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Ten years later.....
Wei Wuxian gasped back to life, his mind in disarray. He took stock of his surroundings, his body, and sighed.
Why meeeeeee????
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“Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!” Wei Wuxian nearly toppled over in laughter. “Hahahahaha, oh my god--ohhh, this is so great!”
“Wei Ying.”
“Aiya, Lan Zhan, let me relish in this joy for a bit, okay? Anti-theft--” He giggled. “Anti-theft curse? Me? Lan Zhan, oh, I’m not that powerful, hahahahaha.”
“You are.” Lan Wangji said stubbornly.
Wei Wuxian blushed a little, “Lan Zhaaaan, you can’t just say something like that with a straight face!”
“....Can.”
The two of them were currently sitting in the inn room after confronting Nie Huaisang about the Man-eating Tomb. Lan Wangji had just finished telling Wei Wuxian about his supposed curse on the cultivation world for stealing the gold he had hidden away.
Wei Wuxian cleared his throat, “Anyway, it was not me who did that, er-gege. It was the spirits of the Burial Mounds.” He made a face. “Well, the more ancient ones. The Burial Mounds used to be a simple cemetery, from what the spirits had told me, but because the spirits of the deceased were often unappeased, their resentment just stewed for centuries on end. 
People tried to appease them with gold and food and wine and it did work at first, but as more unappeased spirits - who didn’t want all that - appeared, gradually people just left them alone and Burial Mounds became what it is today.”
“I see. Will they still want to be appeased now?”
“You’re thinking of helping them?”
“Mm.”
“Hmmm, well, some could. Not all. I did my best to listen to them and give them some comforting advice but it didn’t always work. Some were just too angry.”
“Could playing Rest or listening to them through Inquiry lessen the resentment in Burial Mounds?”
“Oh, for sure. Which reminds me, there were a few Lan spirits there in the Mounds. I’m sure they would love to hear you play! But anyways, about the cursed gold that turned people into skeletons - which, by the way is totally deserved. Did they not see the ‘STAY AWAY ’ signs I made? Honestly, the stupidity of the Jins. 
But umm, you just have to return all the gold to where you found it. I believe there was also a payment of blood that was needed too? Not entirely sure what the requirements for that are, but I think having everyone who had touched the gold spill a little blood after returning it would do. It'll satisfy the ghosts' bloodlust. They're pretty possessive of their treasure.”
“I see. Do you recall how many pieces there were?”
“Eight hundred eighty-something. I can ask the spirits for specific numbers but it should be around there.”
"Mn. How will we transport the gold without getting cursed?"
"I think it might be easier to let the cursed return the gold. We can just inform them of the cure."
"Okay. I know a few locations where they are. On the way to collecting the body parts of the corpse hand, we can tell those people to return the gold and return them to the Mounds."
"Sounds like a plan!"
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Sooooo I ran out of steam and didn't know what else to write.
But here's a summary of how it might go from there: the gold eventually is returned and everyone is cured. Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji bring JGY down and get together. It's pretty much canon aside from Wei Wuxian being a little more feared than normal since people thought he cursed them. WWX' tries to convince them it was j's name is cleared and sentiment towards him is a little better because they've been cured.
Hope you all enjoyed this!
And sorry for taking so long to post. My grandpa recently died so I was sad for quite some time.
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