#eeee this didn't turn out how i wanted it to but here

[larsofthe-stars]

Angels Heart

Other versions bc idk which one looks better↓

#eeee this didn't turn out how i wanted it to but here #deltarune #my art #noelle holiday #deltarune noelle #noelle deltarune #snowgrave

[mistertf2xreaderfluffballcake]

OOOOOO CUTE IDEA!! For the more touch starved boys, (Sniper, possibly Demo? Uhm Medic why not his reaction would be funny) reaction to their significant other surprising them with like a sneak attac!! Hug and maybe a cheek kiss, along with cuddles. Maybe in front of the others? And when alone? Sorry if it’s too much! But eeee just imagine how adorable ☺️ Sniper’s probably the one I’m most eager for cuz this man is like a piece of paper when it comes to touchy feely sorta stuff. Hell just crumple! (I’m giving myself wayyyy too much fic ideas XD Lmfaooo, love your work btw!!! 🥰)

HELL YES! I definetly will do a part 2! But for now I will do these three! I will 100 percent make a part 2 but I am currently busy so I will do these three! I hope you enjoy

~ How Medic, Sniper, Demo react to sneak kiss/cuddle/hug attack~

Medic

Medic was working on his paperwork. Ugh, so I need more stock on bandaids! They always seem out when I need them. *write more on paperwork*

Wa! *hug from behind* S/o!? Hi, medic! Are you doing okay? *looks back to see s/o's face* Yes I am doing fine do not worry. *s/o kisses medic's check* Oh that's good hehe! !? By the way why are you here? It is past bedtime for everybody! I am here to check on you medic! Oh? You know medic you should be sleeping you know? Yes, I know but I just have to do finish this then I will- Cuddle! *medic blushes a little* Yes of course.

*A moment before he stands up from the chair* *Another sneak kiss attack but on the lips :) * !!! Hehe. I got you again lovesick doctor! You- *medic covers his blushing face* You sneaky little dove~! *turns around and gives big hug to s/o and snuggles in s/o's neck*

Sniper (Kinda alone kinda not)

Sniper was just laying on top of his van just taking a light nap. He was just waiting for something to happen.

Sniper then heard some shuffles. He usually would be surprised and be on attack mode but he already knew if was s/o judging by their footsteps and little tip-toe sounds. He just didn't bother to open his eye.

... *a little silence* ...? S/- *smooch* !?!?!?!!?!? He quickly sat up and looked behind him. It was his lovely lover covering their blushing face. W-Wot? Hi S-Sniper... Did you just? *nods*

Sniper was blushing madly. (Did s/o just sneak...a kiss on me?) He just found that so adorable he just tried to cover his blushing face wit his hat but of course you could slightly see his blushing face.

Ever since sniper would always pretend to sleep when around you so that he could get another sneak kiss!

You also always pretend that he is totally not faking sleeping so that this cute little moment can continue on!

Demo

Demo was just making going to get materials to make his bomb. Okay so I gotta go get my uhhhh *checks to-do list* Uhhh so I gotta- *Back hug from s/o* Woah! *looks to see s/o* What are ya doing s/o? *snuggles* You givein me a little hug? *nods* *slightly sees s/o blushing face* Hm? *picks up s/o up and makes them look face to face* !!! I have a slight feeling you are hiding something... Of course, I am not!! Are ya sure s/o? Wel- Hmm~~? Well *sees s/o trying to escape him* Nope you ain't leaving until ya tell me! *grips a little tighter*

*s/o gets idea~* *sneak kiss!!!* *Demo blushes* wait wh- *s/o drops on the floor and escapes demo!!!* *demo is stunned due to cuteness*

S/o where are ya!!! *dashes to s/o* *hears s/o footstep* Oh you're heading to the living room! *goes to living room*

I gotta ya! Oh? *sees nobody in the living room* ...hmm

*Sees s/o's hair a little behind the sofa* I gotta you now! !!! *demo yet again picks up s/o* So! What are you hiding? Actually nothing! Really? Yeah! Then wh- I just wanted to surprise you! With what?

*another sneak kiss* Hehe, I got you for real now! Three-time! New best score! I- *demo just snuggles in s/o's neck just happiness overloading at how cute this is honestly*

Yes, indeed ya have TRULY gotten me! *plop s/o and himself on sofa* Ya deserve some cuddles~ *head pats*

Ever since demo was always super excited when receiving surprise kisses/cuddles. He just couldn't wait for another one to come :)

HELL YEAH! I finally finished a request lol. Sorry for guys for not posting I just have been busy as all heck and stuff. I promise to finish the requests! It just takes time! I don't wanna rush them or else I will end up with something half made if that makes sense! So please be patient! Thank you so much for the support everybody! I love you guys :D

#tf2 x reader #tf2 sniper x reader #tf2 medic x reader #tf2 demoman x reader #asks

[i-willstealyourtoes]

Hey 👋. It's so nice to see a fellow sleeping dogs fan! I was wondering if you had any headcanons for Wei, Jackie, and Winston?

Hi!! I agree, I was worried to think I was the only simp fan here! I apologise in advance for how out-of-character some of this might be, especially with Winston 😭

Also I feel like this turned into first date headcanons???? Mb lol-

Wei, Jackie and Winston and their s/o

Wei

- Okay I know its confirmed that Wei is a player so

- I think in the very start of y'all being flirty and stuff, he'd definitely still be 'in the market' or whatever

- Although, when he met you he definitely did keep back a little bit

- Not to put you on a pedestal, but he was quite charmed from the very beginning

- Anyways, I think he was most enchanted by either your sense of humour, your down to earth vibe or that laugh of yours

- Maybe all 3? Yeah, probably all 3

- We know Wei is incredibly good at flirting so he'd definitely have no issue at all trying to get close with you (the og rizz master)

- Though he might have felt a little nervous the more he became attached to you

- I mean, with all the others he just kind of... liked them and then he moved on??

- You though??? He became rather attached to you :)

- I mean, you're different !! You're so... you?

- It's hard to describe okay, he just likes you alot

- So when he asks you out he does feel a little anxious

- 'Hey, so uh- You wanna go somewhere together? Like a date, I mean.'

- Like, what if you declined and you stopped being friends altogether??? 😭

- Ofc his fear melted when you agreed to date

- He wanted the first date to be something more... casual?

- But also pretty cool ofc bc you deserve something rlly nice

- He decided he was just going to take you to like... this really picturesque spot that had a view of the sea/the city

- Yes, he did indeed plan it correctly so you guys could watch the sunset <333

- 'See? Told you it'd be worth the trip. Best view in Hong Kong, right?'

- AAAAAA I LOVE THIS I LOVE MEN OML

- Y'all are sitting on a picnic blanket, just holding each other as the sun goes down

- You guys are so cute omg

- Anyway, you definitely stay and watch the starts too

- Y'all be stargazing, lying in each others arms

- Wei definitely felt something then

- Like... not the usual 'they're cool I think I want them'

- He felt like 'omg I love them I want to stay like this please'

- It's quite late when you leave bc ig you lost all sense of time???

- (Same tbh I do this even if I'm not in some muscular guys arms)

- 'Aw shit, I didn't realise it was that late already. Should we go?'

- That last phrase was a question bc honestly, he didn't want to leave

- Okay okay but before y'all parted ways (he'd walk you home or something btw dw) he'd definitely ask you for another date

- 'So, how about this time next week then? If you're free, that is.'

- Eeee y'all are so cute

- Anyways, eventually you guys become partners and everything is great bc yessss

- Whether this is when he's a a triad member/red pole or a policeman, he still gets quite protective of you bc ofc

- Like, when he's a triad member, people don't like him

- When he's a red pole, people REALLY don't like him

- And when he reveals himself as a cop? ALOTTA PEOPLE REALLY REALLY DON'T LIKE HIM-

- This means people might go for you bc they know he likes you

- But then again, do they really wanna go against The Wei Shen??? It's Wei Shen dude, do you really wanna mess with him???

- Still, he worries. He definitely tries to keep an eye on you, or make sure you text him immediately if anything happens

- 'Text me alright? If anything happens, just call me.'

- He's just a little guy

- Okay he's not little

- He's just a protective guy

- He love you ok leave him be

Jackie

- MY BLORBO OMG ILY

- (The 'ily' can be portrayed as platonic or romantic tbh I just love him)

- He's just a little guy ok

- Anyway, I think he'd start kind of flirting with you bc he does that with everyone he meets that he's mildly attracted to???

- But once you guys actually hang out, he realises he actually likes you alot tbh

- I think it's either how nice you are to him or your laugh/smile

- He gets butterflies thinking about you :)

- That's why he stops flirting with the others, bc he kind of just wants you?

- You always play his flirting as just part of his personality rather than him actually being interested in you

- Which makes it a bit more difficult for him bc now he doesn't really know how to show you he actually wants to date you

- He definitely asks Wei about it when they're just hanging out

- 'You know that good-looking (hair colour), (Y/n)? Uh yeah, that one. I uh... I kind of really like them, but I don't really know how to.... ask them out. They always play off my flirts as a joke or something! I don't know what to do man, I really like them!'

- Wei suggested he just straight up tell you his intentions rather than hint at it

- That did make him a little nervous bc while he doesn't usually beat around the bush, he doesn't want you to like... make fun of him or something

- But eventually Wei convinced him that even if you rejected him, you wouldn't bully him or something

- So one day you two are in the car with Wei (he's driving) and he just gives Jackie a look

- 'Oh! Right... hey, (Y/n)? So uh... do you wanna... go on a date sometime?'

- '....sure.'

- VSHSBJSJAN LET'S GOOOOOOO

- Wei and Jackie share a look like '>:]' bc ofc

- I think he would try do something really fancy??? But then panic bc he can't afford it

- Yes, he texted Wei about it

- Yes, Wei threatened the owners to let you two go in if they saw you

- (Thanks Wei, you a real one fr)

- Anyway, he got you a bouquet as well bc UGH HE'S JUST SO NICE

- It ends up the fancy stuff didn't really fill you up, nor was it that worth so

- (Luckily you guys ended up not paying as much as usual bc of Wei)

- He feels kinda bad bc it wasn't really that good

- But it ends up going pretty good bc you end up getting ice cream and just go on a walk under the stars :)

- You guys end up sitting on some stairs, holding ice cream and stuff

- HE EVEN GAINS THE COURAGE TO PUT HIS ARM AROUND YOU YAY

- OK ok anyway after you two become official, I think he gets much more comfortable around you bc he knows you like him back

- PDA bc yes

- And when the whole... buried alive stuff happens, he kind of... clings to you

- He's much more emotional around you and hugs you tight whenever, especially when you're both sleeping together (not in the sexual way)

- He has nightmares often, and feels really bad when you wake up/stay up with him

- 'Man... I- I'm sorry (Y/n)... I don't know... I don't know what to do.... I'm scared, (Y/n).'

- He does these nightly confessions often tbh... he feels so guilty in the morning though

- He's just... he's just a lovely guy please protect him

Winston

- I'm ngl I think Winston will not beat around the bush

- At least, not for long

- When he first meets you, he thinks your cool

- He eventually gravitates towards you bc of how nice you are to him

- Like, he literally kills people everyday and here you are just going ':) hi'

- Like okay why don't you just kiss me already (probably Winston's thoughts)

- In the week where he decides to try date you, the others kind of tease him lol

- More specifically behind his back (even more specifically Conroy, Wei and Jackie)

- If he finds out they're dead 💀

- Anyway, one day he just calls you and asks bc yes :)

- 'Hey, (Y/n)? I was wondering if you wanted to go out?'

- 'Sure, looking forward to it!'

- 'Yeah? Alright, good. I'll pick you up.'

- He's happy :) yay dating time

- I feel like maybe you'd just do something chill??

- Idk like if you guys are already good friends you'd probably just chill somewhere like a restaurant like the Golden Koi

- Winston doesn't want you to meet his mom straight away bc uhhhh

- 'Eat more lah, you get so skinny ah...' (Mrs. Chu with literally anyone even if you're healthy)

- If you guys didn't know each other that well, he'd probably take you to a different restaurant??? Maybe BamBam???? idk man

- Yes he might feel a little nervous bc uhhh idk he's just babygirl he gets like that sometimes with pretty people

- He'd probably have to leave early bc you know.... he's a red pole he kinda has work all the time

- 'Now?! I have to go now!? I'm busy with- But- You- Ugh... fine! Fine, I'm leaving now.... fuck.'

- He looks at you and feels rlly bad bc :'( we were on a date

- 'I... uh, sorry, (Y/n). Work.'

- 'Ah, it's okay, I had fun with you anyway :)'

- He had fun while he was with you though, but he might be mad at whoever called him though bc yes

- Okay after y'all became official, he probably just let's you meet the others too

- Most of the time you'll be chilling at Golden Koi (Mrs. Chu approves of your existence now congrats)

- He likes this bc when he's finished with work he can come back to have good food, see his mom and you!!

- Life is preeeetty good for him

- And yes, when he comes back he picks you up/hugs you :)

- Yay hugs with babygirl

- He may be really soft with you, but as soon as someone teases him he just gives a death glare to the person

- He also likes you staying at the Golden Koi alot cuz then he knows where you are = easier to protect you

- OH also unrelated but he gets kinda jealous quick so uh

- Just kith the man and tell him your his

- Okay that sounds a bit possessive of him damn

- Dw, if he goes too far just tell his mom she'll beat his goofy ahh (not actually.... okay maybe....)

- 'OW- Hey- Ma I- OW- Okay!! I'm sorry!' (live footage of Winston being beaten up by his mom with a spoon or something)

- He definitely does get possessive actually... he's working on it (not)

- Like not in a horrible way ig? But if ur not into that just tell him or something ok

- He won't be mad, he almost never gets mad at you (I know, shocking given his usual demeanour)

- I think he's quite soft with you bc... well he can't be mad all the time

- Overall, I think he's pretty nice to you :)

#sleepingdogsxreader #sleeping dogs #sleeping dogs game #weishen #jackie ma #Winston chu #x reader

[wawamouse]

Oz Rewatch 3: S2E06: Strange Bedfellows

Happy Chinese New Year/Lunar New Year! Haha, Sister and I watched a movie and ate hotpot and then for “dessert”, watched Oz. There was a lot of action in this episode. In the words of Sister, “Two guys got dethroned, another guy learned that boys can love boys, and LL Cool J was there too for some reason”. I don't really have too much to say about this episode. All things considered, it's an fun watch! Well, "fun" probably isn't the right word to use, but I didn't feel that much frustration with anything that happens here. There were less short story beats this episode and more longer stories, which is nice when the stories are actually intriguing (GILES...).

Storylines

Said continues to help Schillinger with his case; Diane and McManus are deposed by Said, during which they both lie. Afterwards, Said steps off the case

Mini: Adebisi and Bellinger communicate through notes

Peter Schibetta recovers from his poisoning and tries to get revenge, failing notably

El Norte starts to waver under Miguel’s hesitance to go to war; El Cid arrives

Jiggy Walker arrives at Em City, spinning tall tales; having abandoned Schillinger, Said adopts his fourth project for season 2 (which also ends in failure lol)

Giles -_- (he gets some toothpaste, and we can finally say we’ve seen the last of him for a bit)

Cyril O’Reily is caught for the murder of Preston Nathan

Beecher realises he’s in love with Keller; they kiss; Beecher’s alcoholism relapses

Sister: She’s been hanging out with the Sopranos too much! Me: ??? Sister: [shrugging] I saw a clip...

Sister: And that’s your favorite? The guy who gets punched and wants to go to war with everyone and looks like the chihuahua from Lady and the Tramp? Me: 😭 He's funny...

Sister: Shannon!!! [proceeds to talk for 5 minutes about how O'Reily doesn't deserve Shannon]

Sister: Hmm… what would you change a swastika into? A cross with a little box around it? Me: Like a window?

Sister: I’m surprised he’s such an educated guy and yet doesn’t know the ways of the Greek…? I thought lawyer people loved the Classics… Has he never read The Symposium?

Me: Is that what you were thinking about?! Sister: I MEAN... I was thinking something a little more decorative… Maybe like a little windmill or something.

Sister: EEEE! What did he say?! Me: He said it’s so cute. Sister: What did he say?! Me: He said it’s so cute.

Sister: Hm. He shaved off his face-defining facial hair. Hm.

Stray Thoughts:

Sister (once again failing to realize a Schibetta is basically out of the picture): … Maybe Little Nino and Miguel work together now that they’ve both been dethroned?

Peter asking Burrano not to tell Nino about his rape is always so sad to me. It's interesting, though, that Nino's influence continues on for so long in the show. I seem to recall in later seasons when Pancamo is in the hospital, he also apologises to Nino in his delirium, presumably for failing to protect Peter in Oz.

It’s so disappointing that Jiggy Walker turns out to be lying lol… you want to see Devlin go down soooo bad, and then he doesn’t.

Giles time weirdness: they make it seem like Giles has been insane in solitary for years, but then it turns out he had the cell next to Augustus Hill’s in Unit B before Emerald City opened, which means Giles has been in Solitary for at most 3 years. Or maybe I'm misremembering something.

Dr Prestopnik is so funny. I wish we got more of him throughout the show.

I really like the floating bunk bed set pieces from Hill's monologues this episode

They do an interesting "freeze frame" kind of thing with the crime flashbacks this episode where the actors freeze and the camera moves through the scene. I feel like this is new and that they don't really do it again in later episodes, but I'll have to pay attention in the future and see. There are also not really "crime flashbacks" in this episode so much as there are "crime intros".

Sister: They keep throwing moral lessons at Said like he’s in a children’s show…. This episode it was “Oh, don’t trust gossip without proof; you’ll get egg on your face!”, and before that, it was “sometimes you’re going to help someone and they’re still going to do drugs” and before that, “some battles you just can’t win; you gotta know the law to use the law”. And then before that it was “sometimes you just gotta take your blood pressure medication”....

Final Thoughts:

Sister: Oh NO… They (Beecher and Keller) still have to do their Liar Reveal scene!!! [rolls around in despair]

Me: Any thoughts on Miguel this episode? Sister: -_- Me: ...What could he have done to avoid this fate? Sister: [cackling] Well, the first mistake he made was that he didn’t have a plan. He should’ve given the other guys an outline for his criteria on what a worthy cause for going to war was, because his problem is basically that he isn’t really explaining why he won’t go to war, and that's hurting the other guy's (Chico's) feelings. So he needs to get a bullet point list or something to hand out and make sure they’re all on the same page. And then he needs to get a spray tan. Me: ??? Sister: Because that guy said he was too white.

#text #oz hbo #oz rewatch

[atangledfate]

How long had they been sitting here, Whisper holding her and playing with her hair. She was like that, she couldn't speak but she could convey her thoughts in other ways. That Wolf was something, and she knew how to make her smile in ways she couldn't explain. She still felt terrible about the whole yelling at her, the things she said that day. But Whisper seemed to forgive her? Maybe she did or maybe it was to easy. But things wouldn't change would they? as long as Mimic was out there nothing would really change. Whisper would leave to find him, and she'd be sitting here wondering if Whisp was ok.

She slowly drug herself out of the blissful embrace with her wolf girl, and let out a deep sigh as she rubbed the back of her neck. Right she couldn't lay here all day she had to--- OH crap! the wedding! She hadn't even told Whisper yet hell she didn't even know if she was going to go! She should do that, and if she didn't go? Well maybe she'd drag Belle along it might do her good to get out of that work shop even for a little bit.

" So Whisp... Uhh i know we talked about watchin' the fireworks an stuff tomorrow night, and i still wanna do that! But umm, I got this friend, an she's gettin' married. Like kinda only told me today... that girls either forgetful or insane probably both. "

She chuckled thinking about Carol having to get dolled up she was probably all kinds of stressed.

" Anyway! Point is i want you to come with me! i'd love you to meet her and, i sure as heckie dun wanna go by lonesome..."

She could already see Whisper's apprehension as she looked away from her and toward the Window. She never did great with public places she still was very skittish and, shy by nature. She did hope she would go but with Whisper she never knew what to expect from her. Still if anyone was to be her plus one it had to be whisper right? no one else fit that bill they were... weren't they? sometimes it was hard for her to tell if they were friends or lovers...

Whisper huffed and looked as if she didn't want anything to do with it, yet her wisps had other ideas. Whirling around her making those cute sing song sounds, and she seemed to groan more like a mother being force to go someplace she didn't want to. She finally turned to tangle and nodded her head, but also posed a question using sign language to speak. She did so very slowly knowing Tangle wasn't good at it yet she was still learning.

✋ Ok, we need outfits. I don't exactly have much beyond my sneak suit. ✋

" You will? ok ok! don't worry Amy gave me this number of a friend of hers! she said she'd hook us up! Eeee! thanks whisper! "

She gave the wolf a Hug, and squeezed her tight! Gaia she loved this girl!

✋ Cyan is asking if they can come... they want to know what a ... wedding is...✋

" I'm sure it'll be fine! Not like they eat or anything right? besides! i'm sure Carol will love to meet literal aliens from outer space! hehe! i'll ask her to be safe. Just you all better be good, during the ceremony gotta be super quite and well behaved! "

Whistles a somber tune at Tangle

Whistles a cheerful tune at Tangle

hums a ditty at Tangle

Just Stares at Tangle!

Flies over and pokes tangle on her nose! and whistles a tune!

✋ They say alright, but are wondering how you will sit through a ceremony ✋

" Ouch... that burn though... fair points we'll be good together yea? ok i'll send Carol a quick text and we'll go see about those outfits! "

#drabble #Whisper and Tangle #this ship will sail #even if i have to write it myself!

[citadelredlightdistrict]

Without a warning or anything, Soren turned Rayla around and pulled her pants down, spanking her tight little ass and then undid his armour. Was the knight about to rape her? Seems like it, then his large cock lands down her ass and lower back.

Rayla yelped when she was rolled onto her front, trying to turn enough to look behind her. "Ay! What do you think you're doin!? I'm talking to you here, you can't just EEEE!" Her eyes go wide as she gives out a surprised yell at the slap on her ass. She finally is able to see what he's doing and she immediately pales. Especially when she sees how big his cock is. She gives a nervous laugh and tries to roll back over, wanting to just postpone the coming fucking as long as possible. "Ha ha, hey~ Soren right? How are you doing ma friend? There's no real need to do this right? We can talk this out, h-hey! How about I show you how to do some fancy sword tricks, oh or we can play a game! There's just, no real need to do that right? Oh and all those mean things I said about you? I didn't really mean any of it, honest!" The sight of his cock honestly scared her a bit, he was far bigger than any elf, she didn't know if Callum was that big too or not, but she sure hoped not. If all humans were this big then she had to wonder how human women even had sex with them, were all humans just made of rubber or something?

[selfship-shenanigans]

12, 19, and 24 for the takeover questions! :)

Eeee tysm!! <3 <3

12 - What is your preferred method of flirting? Are you physical, do you use cheesy but harmless pick-up lines, or are you heavy-handed in your approach? How do they react to being flirted with? If you don’t flirt with them, how else do you (or did you) show them you were interested in them?

"In private, I show no restraint. Ray often comments on how boldly I flirt when its just the two of us, especially if I'm looking to take them to bed. I tend to be more physical, and I don't hesitate to manhandle them a bit. They rather enjoy it, actually. In public, however, we both have to keep it subtle; a gentle touch here, a few sweet words there. But on the occasion that I feel like flustering them, I'll whisper something filthy in their ear and watch them struggle to keep their composure." -he chuckles- "It never fails to make them blush."

19 - Would you let your s/o wear your clothes, if they could? Would they let you wear theirs if their clothes fit?

"Ray 'borrows' my clothes quite often, and only sometimes do I get them back. I tolerate that habit of theirs, mostly because there is something quite pleasing about seeing Ray wearing something of mine. It's always somewhat amusing because of how big my clothes look on them, but I also see it as another way of marking Ray as mine. Call me possessive, but... they like that about me."

"Ray is not a small Hylian, but given the height difference between us, their clothes would never fit me. If it were possible, though, I have no doubt that they would share theirs in return."

24 - Is your current s/o your first relationship? What about your first love? Are you their first relationship? What about their first love?

"As much as we would both like to profess otherwise, the truth is that neither of us was the other's first. I am not afraid to admit that I had past lovers, though they were all many years before Ray. As both royalty and the only man amongst my kind, there were many who would have gladly taken my hand. I entertained a few of them, for a time, but none of them proved to be truly what I wanted. Rarely would I invite one to my bed, but it did happen. There may have been no real romance involved in these escapades, but there could always be physical pleasure."

"As for Ray, there was only ever one other person in their life with whom they found a connection like the one they share with me: a Hylian woman, of about the same age as themself. The two of them were close friends for many years. Nothing could shake the bond they shared, and there was no one else either of them would rather spend their time with. Their friendship eventually evolved into romance. Ray described it as feeling like a very natural next step for them, and that the two of them were happier than ever as lovers. But it didn't last; she left Ray unexpectedly, with no explanation given. No farewells, no closure, nothing. Ray never found out the true reason why, and never sought another relationship until meeting me. It pains them to this day, but I believe it was for the best. If it hadn't all fallen apart then, it would have happened in the future, and if she was willing to abandon Ray so easily, I wonder how much she actually loved Ray in the first place."

"Regardless, if they had stayed together, Ray and I might never have found each other. From my perspective, it turned out quite well."

#apologies for the delay in answering this!! #ask game #f/ovember #king of evil? more like the king of my heart <3 #also... yeah that whole story about my s/i's first love is based on real life 🥲

[sodom-and-garfunkle]

blush, ros quartz, fuchsia! <3

EEEE!!! <3 <3 <3 (here's the post if anyone wants to play along!)

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blush— are you single, taken, crushing, or not interested? or is it complicated?

Single and not particularly interested ha, I'm pretty significantly ace and at least somewhat aro (and likely autistic) and tbh, all previous attempts at relationships have been pretty lackluster and anxiety inducing! That said, I'm not necessarily opposed to the idea, I'm not going to be pursuing anything myself but if someone else were to make a convincing argument I would at least consider it, but no promises on how that'll turn out 🤷‍♀️

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rose quartz— what’s your love language (romantic or platonic)?

Probably acts of service as my top language, but I'll take most love that I can get 🙃. In general, I rank them as such:

Acts of Service: hell yes, always appreciated, take something off of my to-do list and I'll do the same for you!! Lets make each other's lives easier so we can focus on the stuff we want to and take care of each other!!

Gifts: I tend towards this one in a giving sense (especially now that I'm getting better at reading people lol), but nothing makes me tear up more than a well-chosen personal "i saw this and thought of you" gift that can give that person a little boost any time they see it or use it or think of it 🥰

Affirming Words: I'm very good about handing these out to folks, it's my #1 go-to when someone's having a rough time to crank this one up. I didn't use to think this one effected me as much on the receiving side tho but after getting more of this, it turns out I am a crusty indifferent deflecting shell around a soft nougat "I'm getting a good grade in friendship, both normal to want and possible to achieve" center

Quality Time: idk, I just get very jealous about my me-time and my social energy, and in my mind I don't need to be hanging out a particular amount of time with someone in order to maintain the relationship? Like, I'll hang out and enjoy spending time with folks and even do it regularly but boy howdy there better be a defined start and end time or I'm going to chew through a wall

Touch: Definitely the most awkward one for me, I have yet to have a physical touch interaction where I am not spending the entire time calculating appropriate levels of contact and duration and constant hyper-awareness of my body being WRONG FOR THIS, I can dream of a day in the future where I'm comfortable enough with a person to not do the mental gymnastics every time we touch but that's just not realistic any time soon lmaoooooo

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fuchsia— describe your personality in three words!

HMMMMMM, I'm gonna go back to sims personality traits for this one lol! Let's go with: Playful, Dramatic, aaaaand Lazy

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Thanks for playing with me Ella!!! 💖🥺💖

#i always talk so much in these lmaoooo

[xstarvibezx]

Im feeling. SOFT.

So, I decided to make some soft ideas for some of ships.

◇Starop/Starprime◇

Okay, so, this one should be like, Optimus is snuggling with Star'Scream cause the dude needs a break from everything, especially the abuse and such from Megatron. Cause c'mon! Who doesn't love cuddles just to get love and affection??

Optimus usually should try and like, use his Orion Pax personality and cheer up Star'Scream. (In my au Optimus can switch his personality whenever he wants!) Like, seriously, Star'Scream needs some cheering up here!

Don't get me started, but too late now! What if Optimus brought some gifts for his team, yes? But they didn't realize after he had left, (cause he gave them their gifts already) he kinda gave Star'Scream some gifts as well! Star'Scream received a plushie of Optimus and maybe a voodoo doll of Megatron. Cause the dude needs to let his anger out at some point y'know??

Since we all know that my AU of Star'Scream is clearly, a fucked up mess. Optimus usually tries to massage his wings, but he's like, really gentle with his wings cause they are sensitive. Cause, Star'Scream was abused by Megatron for as long he could remember, after all.

LOVE. THAT'S IT! THIS BOI NEEDS LOVE AND HE'S DEFINITELY GETTING IT FROM OPTIMUS!

Ohfhjd, and what if Optimus actually like, carried Star'Scream on his shoulders whenever the seeker doesn't feel like walking or just on the verge of passing out? Like, Star'Scream just falls asleep while being carried on Optimus's shoulders?!

Nicknames? They don't really do much on nicknames, unless Optimus is using his Orion Pax personality. Such as; "My kitty", "Sweetspark" and some others I can't think of!

Did I enjoy writing these ideas of Starop? Yes. Do I think about these two too much? Yes. Did I put too much thought into these ideas? Probably but idc. Do I have more ideas for these two? YES I DO!!

I rate this ship 100/10 💖

◇Koss◇

Eeee!! These disaster friends, in LOVE?? YES. YES.-Ahem- Anyway, what if Knockout just let's Star'Scream sleep, like, all day cause the dude needs his sleep. And Knockout is just like, taking over Star'Scream's duties and such for him??

Knockout protecting Star'Scream from Megatron? Yes. Protecting him from Arcee or any vengeful bots? Yes! Protecting him from a freaking predacon somehow? YES! THIS BOI NEEDS PROTECTION!!

Adhjsd. What if Knockout found something on the ground or - or in a store(they can turn human in my au, but I will explain later) and found something that looks like a star and it just, reminds him of his crazy yet messed up seeker boyfriend??! FGKSF

Ooh!! What if Knockout like, somehow, made a gift for him? Despite his poor crafting skills, but, he does have good sewing skills.(He's a fashion designer as a human and such in my au!!) And, He's like, going to make Star'Scream something?? Like a scarf or something?? Something comfortable for Star'Scream to wear whenever!!<3

Maybe, whenever the scars on Star'Scream heal, Knockout would sometimes kiss them and tell him how amazing he still is? And how unique and special he is?? Imagine Star'Scream being overwhelmed and flustered by those compliments!! AHH! MY HEART!!!<333

After a usual failed mission, Star'Scream is just SO done with Megatron's shit after being 'punished' by him. So he complains to Knockout since Knockout will gladly listen to his hissy fits(complaints) while attending to his wounds, but Knockout clearly hates Megatron as well. Cause Megatron flipping SUCKS! But at the end, Knockout ends up cuddling and comforting Star'Scream.

Knockout calls Star'Scream many, many, different nicknames. But! He usually calls him "Star" cause he feels like it fits him!

Do I love these two too much? Probably. They are both my favorite characters, and I'm shipping them!! Did I also put way too much thought into these Ideas? Probably but Idc. Do I have more ideas of them? Yes I do!!<3

I also rate this ship 100/10💖

◇Ratchstar◇(or whatever their ship name is)

Both of them are exhausted and don't really get a lot of sleep, right? Well, imagine them, snuggling together while sleeping together as well. Like, let the dudes sleep, please??

Ratchet and Star'Scream are tsunderes. Do you really think they will accept the fact that they are in love? Too bad, Star'Scream is just, a hopeless romantic yet he's a Tsundere. Like dude, love the damn autobot medic already?? But imagine, Ratchet, confessing his love for him in a more, 'Flirty' way? C'mon, we all know he's a bad flirt!

Since Ratchet is a bad flirt, he tries though. But his failures just makes Star'Scream laugh or just plain confused, mostly confused though. Poor dude.

These two don't do nicknames. It's more like, "Idiot", "Stupid" or whatever. But it's mostly Ratchet that uses those words for Star'Scream.

I didn't have any other ideas for Ratchstar. But did I enjoy writing it anyway? Yes I did. Do I have more ideas for them? Not at the moment!^^

I rate this ship 10/10! It's cute but it doesn't win against Starop and Koss!!<3

◇Starbee◇

So. Many. FLIPPIN'. CUDDLES!! Bumblebee will absolutely cuddle with Star'Scream at every chance he could get! Whether it's in secret, a surprise cuddle, or anything that involves cuddles, Bumblebee will do it!! He loves that decepticon seeker so much!!

What if Bumblebee made flower crowns and maybe find something special for Star'Scream? Just imagine a happy seeker boi that is being showered with LOVE and AFFECTION BY A INNOCENT BOI?!?

Imagine Bumblebee being sent on a scouting mission, but he kinda just, ends up getting distracted by Star'Scream and his looks without Star'Scream knowing? And Bumblebee just like; 'My boyfriend's so cute like a kitten!'?!? My poor heart is dying by cuteness!!!

Whenever Star'Scream tries to impress Bumblebee by trying to like, do something good for the autobots or whatever, Bumblebee is just like; *instense breathing noises cause of how adorable Star'Scream is*. Like, DUDE, THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES WITY THIS SHIP???!!

What if Bumblebee just, like, gets distracted by Star'Scream's looks and such whenever he's engaged in battle with him? Like, he loves that damn seeker so much that he could just attack him with his LOVE and AFFECTION?!?

So. Many. Adorable Nicknames. Bumblebee's favorite for Star'Scream is "Kitten", but it makes the decepticon all flustered and embarrassed!!

I thought way too hard on this. Did I? I am aware. I am SOFT as hell right now!! I just NEED THE WHOLESOME!!?!!

I rate this ship 20/10!! 💖

◇StarJack◇

Whenever there's a ship with Wheeljack. Expect flirty pick up lines here and there. So, anyway. Imagine Wheeljack just casually going over to Star'Scream in battle and just like, straight up distracts him by saying a pick up line? Cause it literally catches him off guard. It also makes Star'Scream confused yet flustered as well!!

What if Wheeljack just finds a old crown somewhere and he decides to give to Star'Scream? He would probably say to Star'Scream that he looks like a king to him. Star'Scream is just, caught off guard, like, he isn't used to being FLIRTED and COMPLIMENTED by a Autobot???!!??

Does Wheeljack love him? Yes he does!! He loves that dumbass adorable looking seeker!! Wheeljack would probably protect him from Megatron if he had the chance to know what Megatron did to him!

Lots, lots of. . .nicknames. Some are not inappropriate, some are appropriate. Depends on how flirty Wheeljack is, and plus, his favorite is "Starlight", cause he knows it annoys Star'Scream and makes him all embarrassed.

I didn't have a lot of ideas for Starjaxk as well, but hey, I just tried to fill my soft cravings for Star'Scream. Cause he deserves it!!

I rate this ship 20/10

◇Soundstar/Soundscream◇

What if Sound'Wave let Star'Scream fall asleep on their shoulder? Like, imagine one day, Sound'Wave is just working on something and Star'Scream goes up to them, about to complain about Megatron but he kinda just ends up falling asleep??

Imagine Sound'Wave just casually hugging Star'Scream from behind because he's so tired and Megatron might be watching, so Sound'Wave could tell that Star'Scream is trying to stay awake so they just try to reassure he will be fine. Knowing that Star'Scream is afraid of Megatron.

Free pets!!! Sound'Wave loves to pet things that are cute, and since they find Star'Scream cute. They pet him all the time whenever they can get the chance, whether it's in front of Megatron or just working! They WILL give Star'Scream free pets!!

What if Sound'Wave was surprisingly affectionate? Like, he would totally shower Star'Scream with love and affection. They can be clingy sometimes! But they know they will never beat Star'Scream's clinginess(is that even a word?)

Imagine Sound'Wave just like, listening to music that reminds them of Star'Scream. And maybe Imagine him, well, making poems and stories for Star'Scream??!

Though Sound'Wave doesn't really give nicknames. They just. . .don't like it, but he will call Star'Scream a idiot sometimes.

Sound'Wave is a Nonbinary Pansexual who uses he/them in my au!! Cause I get those vibez from him for some reason. Anyway, I'm quite proud of the SoundStar ideas!!<3

I rate this ship 50/10!

◇Skystar/Starfire◇

Btw guys, I don’t know anything about Sky'Fire! I only know that he's a autobot. But that's it!! Sorry if I get things wrong about him!!^^;

What if Sky'Fire just like, gives Star'Scream surprise affection in the middle of a battle? Like, it was so unexpected that Star'Scream is just like, having a major gay panic attack??

So much love and affection, just like Optimus. Sky'Fire would LOVE to give Star'Scream affection and love!!

Sky'Fire would totally attack him with love and affection. Star'Scream is just like, "WHY?! LIKE WHY DOES HE KEEP ATTACKING ME WITH. . .THIS NEW MOVE THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND AT ALL?!!??!!" Like, he's having a gay panic. Lol.

As for Nicknames, Sky'Fire likes to call him "Kitty", "Kitten" and "Starlight".

I didn't have many ideas for Skystar either. But in my au, they were childhood best friends and uh, Sky'Fire had a small crush on Star'Scream, without him knowing though. If he was alive, seeing Star'Scream with someone else, he would definitely feel happy for him!

I rate this ship 60/10! I can see and tell that it has potential, and it's not abusive or anything! I think it's cute!<3

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Star'Scream- A genderfluid gay who uses he/him and sometimes she/her, but it depends on his mood on the day! :)

Sound'Wave- Nonbinary Pansexual who uses he/them.

Sky'Fire- Transgender Bisexual who uses he/she

Megatron- Asexual gay who uses he/him

Optimus- A Bisexual male who uses he/him

Knockout- A genderfluid Pansexual who uses he/him and sometimes she/her (idk, Knockout gives me those vibez--)

Bumblebee- A Demisexual male who uses he/him

Ratchet- A Asexual man who uses he/him

Wheeljack- A Pansexual agender who uses he/him

Arcee- A asexual lesbian who uses she/her but sometimes uses he/him

Those are my hcs for their sexualities and genders for some of them! I only did the ones that were mentioned in this post! Which I am quite proud of!

I'm sure you noticed that I didn't put Megastar, well, I find myself slowly moving away from it, cause my brain tells me it's abusive. Which in canon, it is! I know! But, if it's an AU of some sorts, it should be fine, right? This isn't hate of course!!

I might make a separate post for Megastar. Who knows? But anyways, I am QUITE proud of this post and the wholesome soft ideas I put on here! I can't wait to post more ideas soon!!<3

#starscream #cat starscream #skystar #starop #starprime #tfp koss #soundstar #soundscream #starfire #ratchstar #starjack #gay #lesbian #Arcee #Bumblebee #starbee #pansexual #Demisexual #bisexual #transgender #Nonbinary #asexual #some of my otps #megatron #tfp #tfa #g1 #just PLEASE LET IT BE WHOLESOME?!?!!! #agender #genderfluid

[bonvoyagenoona]

hi, plus-size anon here!

thank you for your nice reply, it made me feel very seen and heard and I appreciate that.

could you maybe write something about how each of the members would feel about their plus-size girlfriend sitting on their face? how they would maybe deal with giving them the courage to do so?

thanks in advance! 🥰

Ahhh, all the love to you, Plus-Size Anon! Eeee, I had so much fun thinking about this with and for you, just knowing how sweet (mmm but also sultry) these moments are with the guys! 💋 Thanks for the ask! Sorry it took me a little while to get this to you, but I really hope you enjoy it!

Namjoon's cool, low voice asking you to sit on his face should work its magic, somehow soothing you and getting you excited at the same time. Instead, it's making you nervous. He's never seen you this nervous before; usually, he's the one who's all thumbs and left feet. But you have your moments, and in this one, just after Namjoon has given you yet another toe-curling release, instead of retreating, you decide to share the thoughts running through your mind. Namjoon runs a hand through your hair and kisses you. "Yeobo," he whispers, still in that cool, low voice, "please don't worry." He smiles. "Get excited with me. I've been wanting this for a while now." He lies back and shows you where to place your thighs. Takes your hands in his. Strokes your thighs with the pads of both of your sets of fingers. He can't help but notice your eyes constantly averting his loving gaze. "Think about you like this all the time," he admits. "It's already even better than I imagined. And to know you've wanted it, too? Mmm." He starts to nuzzle into your flesh, licking your still-raw clit, sending shivers up your spine, and more importantly, forcing your gaze down to him. His eyes smile, and his lips and tongue start to work faster. And rather than get nervous, you start to get excited.

It's been an incredible night. Layers of laughter as you watched one of your favorite movies. Sweet memories of how you learned about it. Saw it with an ex, you share. Which dredges up other memories. Some, not so sweet. Things he'd say to you. Things he wouldn't do with you. The look of heartbroken confusion on Jin's face almost makes you want to cry, until he tells you, "But I'm not him. I want to do everything with you." You pull back from Jin's hold, and he instantaneously reaches out for you, never wanting to be so much as a millimeter apart. "I don't care what other people have told you in the past," he says gently. "I'm Kim Seokjin. I'm World Wide Handsome. I'm rare. So I know special when I see it. I see it in you." He smirks when you finally smile, and he adds, "And I see it in that gorgeous pussy. Feel it when you rock against my body. Clench around my cock. Now, I want it to drip all over this handsome face." When you giggle, he pulls you into a kiss, as well as pulls your arms toward him as he starts to lie down. "C'mon. Get on top. Ride this jaw. Let me make you feel good and rare like the precious gem you are." He kisses your wrist. "Let me make you feel the way you make me feel."

Yoongi sounds concerned, even offended when you decide to tell him, lying next to him in bed and looking at your intertwined hands against your ceiling. He folds his index finger over yours and grips tighter when you threaten to fall away. "I never knew you liked face sitting," he tells you. "All this time." He turns to you and raises his eyebrows. He rolls onto his side to face you. "Jagi... why didn't you say something sooner?" You shrug and tell him the crumbs of things that have kept you reticent. Yes, your physicality. But when Yoongi starts his incredible, heartwarming, confidence-inspiring spiel about how much he loves you, including your voluptuous physicality, you explain how it's more that your physicality has made you shy about voicing what you want. Yoongi nods, mulling over your words while capturing and recapturing your hand in his long, strong fingers. "Never have to be shy about your voice. Especially around me," he reminds you. But there's a bit of a gravel in his voice, too. You smile and turn to him. He locks his hand around yours, gripping tightly. His eyes are pointed down at your flesh, and his tongue is peeking out the corner of his mouth. He slurps and, after flicking his eyes up at you, says, "In fact, why don't we have a go right now?" He slurps again, barely able to contain himself. He lets go of your hand, wipes his mouth with his fingers, and then reaches out for you. "Please? Let me have a taste?"

When Hobi tells you that he kind of has a face-sitting kink, you shed your top and nearly tackle him to sit on him right there and then. But something stops you. Hobi's dazzling grin loses its shine for a moment when he notices. "Everything OK?" he asks. His arm is half in his sleeve, half out. His fly is only partly undone. His hair is mussed from the kiss you were sharing, and he still has one shoe on. You smirk at the sight, but then you sit on the edge of his bed. You almost don't tell him, but he just looks so concerned. So you launch into the spiel you always give at the start of new relationships. That you know you don't look like other girls, especially the ones he's dated. That you're willing to take things slow. And not just on this kink. That you're OK if he ever wants to pump the brakes on this whole thing. "When have I ever wanted to do that?" he asks, hilariously wriggling out of his shirt, pants, and remaining shoe. He jumps on top of you and helps you out of your clothes, talking as he goes. "Those things you said? How you're not like other girls? How considerate you are, even when it comes to your needs? That's exactly what drew me to you." And then he lies back, locking eyes with you, knowing you, and truly seeing you. He smiles, and you get lost in the warmth of his rays. Comforting. Replenishing. Energizing. "So don't you dare hold back," he tells you. He can't help but snarl a little when he adds, "Because you know I sure as hell won't."

"What do you mean 'why'?" Jimin blinks up at you so innocently, knelt at the end of your bed, having just asked you if instead of eating you out like this, if you could sit on his face. You repeat your question. Why does he want you to sit on his face so badly? It might be uncomfortable. It might be weird. It might be the thing that finally turns him off and snaps him out of whatever stupor he's been in to tolerate being with you. "Why?" Jimin asks. "Because I want to have fun with you. Make you feel good," he says, smiling simply. And then he looks worried. "Unless you think that wouldn't make you feel good?" he asks. You shake your head. You can't voice it right now, but you aren't sure if it will. "Do you want to try?" he asks. You nod and almost let out a guffaw. Of course you've wanted to try. Who wouldn't want to try with someone like Jimin? "Then..." Jimin watches as you tug at your body, which helps him understand. He kisses your folds and up your torso, to the swells of your breasts, and then your trembling lips. He lies on top of you and shares, "I only want to do what you're comfortable with. So if you don't think this would be fun, please don't feel pressured. But if it's something you think you might like, I can walk you through." The question sneaks past your lips again. Why? And it's then that you realize you're not asking about just this. "What do you mean 'why'?" Jimin repeats, so soft, and yet so sure in his tone. "Because I love you, jagi." A reassuring smile. "That's why."

"Rock, paper, scissors!" Taehyung's rock beats your scissors, and you groan as he chuckles. You're lying on your bed on your backs, naked, tired, but horny, and even though he can be quite the dom, Taehyung has just won the prize of getting to be on the bottom on this lazy, cozy night. You straddle his hips, but then Taehyung, drunk off of his win, shakes his head and grins bread-cheeked at you. "Not there," he coos. He slaps his shoulders with his hands and then wriggles his fingers out at you. "Here," he instructs. You laugh and roll your eyes. Sarcastic mumbles fall out of your mouth as you start to guide Taehyung's cock into your cunt. "I said here," Taehyung repeats, furrowing his brow. He's so serious when he says it. He really is a dom. "Why won't you sit here?" he moans. "I want you here." He keeps smacking his shoulders, and you bite your lip at the sight. He props himself up a little on his elbows. "You really don't want to?" You explain that it's not that you don't want to. It's just that you've kind of never done it before. And that you're not sure if he'll like having you there. "But I'm asking you," he gently points out. He smiles. "I want you like this." He inches down the bed, and now your pussy is over his belly button. "I love tasting you." He wriggles down again, and now your pussy is over his chest. "Want my tongue to reach up into you." He slides down, and now your pussy is over his collarbones. His hands reach up to your thighs, feeling your soft skin, and making you bite your lip again. "Want to send you soaring into the sky," he explains, hands sliding up to your hips, and then back down again, both his thumbs landing on your flesh and starting to rub. When your hips start to twist, he grunts and licks at you. "Fly for me," he tells you. "Wanna see you explode."

Jungkook's tongue works wonders, and the wonder he's currently working is in your mouth, his kiss so deep and sensual that you're already wet. He hums into your throat before pulling down your pajama bottoms, returning to your hips to help you out of your pajama tops. He pulls off his sweats and gets back on top of you. You tell him how much you love his mouth on you. How no kiss has ever felt like his. He brightens at the praise, and then he narrows his eyes. "Can I kiss you somewhere else?" You laugh and sigh. When you ask where, Jungkook shows rather than tells. A kiss on your neck. A kiss on your breast. A kiss on your stomach. A kiss on your mound. Jungkook doesn't even need to hold your hands anymore when he does those last two, as you've opened up so generously and wonderfully for him to let him see. Let him feel. But he holds your hands anyway because he cares that much for you, echoed by the way his smirking lips cushion your bud, nibbling at it like the delicacy that it is. He drinks up your juices, and just as you're about to come, he pulls away. When you moan in protest, he says quickly, "Wait, sit on my face and let me make you come that way!" He grins so excitedly. "I love it when you ride me cowgirl and your hair goes everywhere. So free." And then he pouts. "But I'm not done eating you out." He smiles and bobs his head up and down. "So what do you think?" You can't help but laugh and sigh again. Whatever worries might've plagued you were completely demolished by Jungkook's contagious excitement. He holds onto you. Rolls over in the covers with you so that he's on his back. Kisses you the entire time. And just as you get in position, just before you start to ride, he kisses the inside of each of your thighs and mutters one last thing. Something you equally feel about him. "You're so pretty and perfect. And I'm so lucky."

More Important Questions

#bts drabbles #bts fanfiction #bts x plus size reader #bts smut #bts fluff #bts x you #bts x reader #bts x y/n #asks #your asks #anon #plus-size anon #important questions #ahhh so loved this!

[gerardswetgaydreams]

Gerard Way! Hatsune Miku x Frank Iero! Female reader because why not

Plus, I made this randomly made this oneshot for sure, because I love Frerard and Vocaloid. That's all.

Your POV:

So, we have a band called My Chemical Romance. I'm not gonna lie here, I'm a total lesbian for my lead singer, Miku Hatsune. I have a huge crush on her... I love her singing voice sm, it makes me calm down from stress and other negative feelings :)

Miku told me she loved my guitar playing so much. Awww, how sweet of her 😍

Sooooooo, Our band is touring in America (well vocaloid is from Japan I assume so they tour in America ig) And our bandmates have to sleep in a hotel since we're only gonna he there for 2 months. Well, there's 5 bandmates and there's only 3 rooms in our hotel room. And what makes me blush is that they chose me and Miku as roomates...

At night, I just got off from the shower and went to the closet and changed to my pajamas. After drying my hair, I went to the bedroom and Miku was sitting there on her phone, wearing pants and a bra.

(This isn't lemon and since I'm a guy I'm not comfortable doing lemon on girls it makes me extremely uncomfortable I only do gay lemon I'm sorry ;-;)

Her beautiful long hair untied around her.. I really like her cyan hair a lot. Even though in some of our music videos, she has white or black hair. She's still cute and precious.

"Ay sugar, come sit with me!" She patted to the spot right next to her. Holy shit... Did she just call me... SUGAR!? JSNXJDOAKZNDKSOROFO-

"W...what?!" I blushed. "Yes. Rin(Ray), Luka(Mikey), and Meiko(idk I hate mcr drummers) literally chose that room for us because they ship us. Now sit down." Miku repeated. I didn't wanna piss her off, so I grabbed my phone from the table with the lamp and sat next to Miku on the bed. "Let's take a pic." She said.

We did our faces and she took the pic. We both looked really amazing, so she posted it. After a few minutes with views, we were reading comments.

"Awwww you two look so cute together 🥰"

"(Your initial)-iku anyone? :3"

"EEEE I CAN'T WAIT FOR THEIR PERFORMANCE"

I blushed at the comment with the "Y/I-Iku" one.... I'm starting to think Miku likes me now, or idk. "You really like me, don't you Y/n chan?" She smirked. I blushed even harder. Until then, she pursed her lips into mine. My eyes widen and I kissed back. Woah.. I never expected her to kiss me.. I thought she would be married with a guy, but it turns out I belong to her..

"I love you Y/n chan.. Never forget that." She stated. I smiled. "I love you too, and I'll never forget that." So for the rest of the minutes before 12am, we just hang out and stuff. And I felt very very sleepy.

"Sugar.. You look tired." Miku said. I nodded. Miku turned of the lamp and we lay down with each other. Us two were the last ones to fall asleep out of the three, they went to sleep earlier than us. Miku cuddled to me closer and we kissed again.

"Want me to sing you a lullaby?" She asked. I nodded. The song she sing to me was "The light behind your eyes..." I love that song so much, it's so comforting...

After she's done singing the song, I drift off.

Miku POV:

Mmm..... Y/n chan really loves me, doesn't she. Well lucky for her because she's all mine now ♡ As she drifted off, I cuddled with her and went to sleep with her.

#mcr #vocaloid #hatsunemiku #emo #my chemical romance

[jinxthejubilee]

Drinking Buddies

To end off the season of giving and delicious food/beverages, I present to you, a mini story for the Little D's!

Enjoy!

Warning: Slight spoilers for Obey Me

Just so you all know who's who: No. 1 = Pride, No. 2 = Greed, No. 3 = Envy, No. 4 = Wrath, No. 5 = Lust, No. 6 = Gluttony, No. 7 = Sloth

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Whew! What a day! The main seven Little D's have finally finished their work.

Despite what others may say, cleaning the castle, polishing the floors, helping Barbatos make breakfast, lunch, and dinner, dusting off each and every antique in the castle, and finishing mountains of paperwork, is only a small fraction of what they do on a daily basis.

Working at The Fall, helping the staff at RAD, making deals with the higher-ups, buying groceries, cleaning supplies, and/or decorations, guarding the castle in case of intruders, and working alongside so many rude, intimidating, or annoying people on a daily basis can also take a lot out of you.

So much to do, so little time, but they enjoyed their work nonetheless.

Still, even the ever energetic familars get tired, and when they do, all they want to do is lie on the floor, grab a plate of leftovers, chat about their busy day, throw in a complaint or ten, and call it a night.

However, a peaceful night with the Little D's has not and never will go according to plan.

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*Four of the seven the Little D's are collapsed on the floor, utterly exhausted by their absolute hell of a day. Very hungry, very tired, and very thirsty.*

*No. 6 and No. 7 are in the kitchen preparing dinner. While an overly excited No. 5 comes rushing in holding seven cups in his hands. *

No. 5: "Guys! Guys! Guys! Look what I got~."

No. 3: "Oh, um...drinks?

No. 4: "Yeah, the drinks we asked for about two hours ago?

No. 5: "They're not just any drinks! Gather round my friends. Behold!

*Displaying the remarkably shiny drinks*

No. 5: It took me forever to get these. The line was horrific! So many awful people shoving and pushing me out of the way. Nearly stepped on my hat too! How rude! Hmph!

No. 2: "All right! All right! We get it! So what's so special about these drinks that you had us practically dying of dehydration?"

No. 5: "Oooh! I'm so glad you asked! Hell's Kitchen was having a special this week; Smoothies Named After and Inspired By Famous People in the Devildom, Especially Those Who Could Potentially Enslave and Kill Us All!"

No. 1: "Sounds promising."

No. 5: "Eeee! And the best part? Today's smoothies were inspired by our dear Avatars of Sins themselves!"

No. 3: "W-wow! R-r-really?! That's amazing!"

No. 5: "I know, right?!"

No. 1: "Not particularly surprising, though. I mean, of course anyone would want to make a drink intended for the Avatar of Pride."

No. 2: "Rrrrriiiight...So! What do the drinks taste like?"

No. 5: "That's the thing! I don't know! They didn't say. The ingredients are supposed to be a surprise so you can 'appreciate the flavors more'. Whatever that means."

No. 4: "Well then, let's stop yapping and try them already! I'm starving, so this better quench my hunger before the food gets here."

No. 5: "Hehe! Consider it done! Here, take one!"

*No. 5 passes out the color coordinated beverages to each of them.*

No. 5: "Alrighty! Everyone has one, yes? No. 1, why don't you try yours first?"

No. 1: "If you insist."

*No. 1 takes a long, confident sip of the drink, smacks around his mouth, then, puckers his lips in a judgemental way.*

No. 1: "Well, it tastes like a Princess Poison Apple, demonus, coffee, and every Human World wine known to man."

*He suddenly makes a disgusted face and stares angrily at the smoothie.*

No. 1: "Oh, and of course it's Black Coffee of Melancholy! Such a bitter aftertaste."

No. 5: "Oooh! How sharp and sadistic that drink is! Your turn, No. 2!"

No. 2: "Here goes!"

*No. 2 takes a big gulp, then puts it down with a loud, satisfactory 'thump'.*

No. 2: "Mmm! This is great! Cheap whiskey lemonade, Hell Sauce, and a shot of whipped cream. Although, the aftertaste is back pocket change.

*No. 2 feels around his mouth until he hears the sound of clattering coins. He opens his mouth wide like an anaconda, and takes out some Grimm from his throat.*

No. 2: "Sweet! Free Grimm!"

*The others look disgusted, but No. 5 is at least a little amused and slightly fascinated.*

No. 5: "My, how um...enriching that one is. No. 3, it's your turn."

No. 3: "U-u-um! I don't think I should-"

No. 4: "Just drink it!"

*No. 4 snatches the drink away, rips off the lid, uses one hand to pry No. 3's mouth open, while dumping the drink in his mouth with the other hand. *

No. 2: "Hey, hey, hey! Be careful with him!"

No. 5: "Don't be a brute, No. 4!"

No. 1: "Oh please, he doesn't know how to be anything else but a brute."

*No. 3 sputters out the remnants of the smoothie from his mouth. His face scrunches up, his eyes are burning, and fat tears are building up.*

No. 2: "No. 3, are you okay?

No. 3: "It tastes... like ocean water, but it's somehow very sour. It's like I've sucked the essence out of a very conflicting lemon."

*No. 3 swallows painfully and shakes his head.*

No. 3: "A-and the aftertaste is S-s-spicy Rainbow Pizza.

*No. 3 drops to the ground and holds a shaking, pleading hand in the air.*

No. 2: "No. 3?!

No. 3: "W-water...please...?"

*While No. 2 pours multiple bottles of water in No. 3's mouth, they move on.*

No. 5: "Hm. Not a very sofishticated drink, huh? Oh well! Your turn No. 4!

No. 4: "No way. Not happening."

No. 5: "Oh come on! Don't wuss out now, Mr. Tough Guy! What happened to all that bravado you had earlier, huh?"

No. 2: "Yeah. That was before he saw No. 3 here deflate like a woopie cushion."

*No. 3 sinks deeper into the floor even more, awaiting release from his salty, sour, and spicy torment.*

No. 4: "Ugh! Fine! You better not make me regret this."

*No. 4 slurps his drink...only to have his mouth be on fire.*

*No. 4 shrieks and rubs his tongue on the floor to put out the flames, to no avail.*

*He grabs a water bottle that was meant to be used for No. 3 and chugs the bottle like it's the last thing he'll ever consume.*

*The fire finally dies out, leaving poor No. 4's tongue and mouth scorched and black.*

No. 4: "No. 5."

*He turns to face No. 5 with a look of pure rage, topped off with a creepy smile.*

*Before No. 4 can break the fifth familiar's horns off however, he gets held back by an annoyed No. 1, a struggling No. 2, and a very weak, but very concerned No. 3.

No. 4: "I'M GONNA KILL YOU! I'M GONNA KILL YOU! I'M GONNA KILL YOU, DO YOU HEAR ME?! YOU THINK YOU'LL GET AWAY WITH THAT?! HUH?! YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMING YOU- !"

No. 5: "N-now now! Let's not be hasty! How was I to know that you would get burned by a liquid?

No. 1: "Calm down, No. 4. You're making a fool of yourself even more than usual."

No. 2: "Yeah! You're overreacting over nothin'!

*No. 1 and 2 take No. 4 to a corner for him to cool down. Once he returns, he shoots No. 5 an 'I'll get you later' glare, and shares how his drink tasted like maximum burn Hellfire Sauce, cat eyes, fresh rain, and inked paper. At least the aftertaste was RedxRed Apple Pie.*

No. 4: "Ugh. My mouth is still burning. Gimme that water!"

*He grabs another water bottle out of No. 2's hands.*

No. 2: "Wha-hey!

No. 5: "Yay! I'm de-lighted to see it's my turn!

No. 4: "Make one more pun, and I swear I'll-"

No. 5: "Here I go!"

*No. 5 gulps down his drink.*

No. 5: "Mm mm mm! Strawberries and cream, a Wicked Cupcake, and maple syrup. Oh! And a bit of lemon zest for flavor.

No. 4: "Hey! No fair! Why doesn't HE get any weird side-effects?!

No. 5: "Hehe! How sweet is that, making a cake related smoothie? It really bakes my day. Couldn't have done it batter myself!"

No. 4: "Why you little-!"

No. 6: "What is going on in here?"

*No. 6 comes in balancing four trays of food in his hands, hat, and tail, with No. 7 following after him with seven plates.*

No. 5: "Oh, hi No. 6! We're testing out these drinks from the Hell's Kitchen Special. Here, I got you one too!"

No. 6: "Thank you No. 5, but I don't want to spoil my appetite. I'll drink it after we're done eating."

No. 7: "Come and get it, everyone. It's petrified pork, mashed eye potatoes, fried kraken tentacles with mild mercy sauce, and backstabbing sandwiches without the crust, tonight."

No. 6: "And Mr. Barbatos' cake for dessert. He made one too many for Lord Diavolo's party the other night, so he said we could have it."

No. 2: "YES!! The perfect meal for a perfect drink. "

No. 1: "An...adequate meal for a few hours worth of waiting. Well done."

No. 4: "Tch. It's about time."

No. 5: "Yaaay! You're the best 6 'n 7!"

No. 3: "Food. Sustenance. Must. Eat."

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They all flew out of the hallway, and hustled into a room smaller room with a simple table and seven chairs.

The table was lined with table mats, silverware, napkins, and glasses of water, perfectly placed and aligned.

No. 7 helped No. 6 place the trays of food in the center of the table, and passed the plates down to each of his companions, who eagerly sat waiting to start filling their plates.

No. 6 was the last to sit down, ensuring that each of his fellow familiars had their own utensils.

Finally, they had all started to eat, munching happily, savoring the flavors of each and every bite they took of their meals.

It was always nice, eating together after a long, hard day of work. It always served as a satisfying conclusion to the busy day they had had.

There was a unique sense of comfort in the routine they had everyday.

Wake up, go to work, end work, eat dinner, talk, play, dance, sleep. Wash, rinse and repeat.

One would call it dull, but they called it exciting. Despite the challenges each day brought, they were never the exact same. There was always something new to explore, discover, and teach in the hellscape they called home.

Not one day of living here could ever be described as boring, and even if it was, they wouldn't complain (mostly).

Besides, there was a sense of pride that came with working for and alongside the future king of the Devildom.

It was fun to be a part of something important, to be dependable enough to work alongside and/or work for the most important people of their world, to be involved in the nitty-gritty aspects of the assignments tasked to them, even if they were slow and deemed as "insignificant."

It was their livelihood. And no one could ever take that away from them.

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Once everyone was finished eating, they all sat in silence for a moment. Enjoying the tempoary, blissful feeling of having full bellies.

The familiars thanked 6 and 7, grabbed their dishes, slowly flew out of the small dining room and into the kitchen to wash their plates, silverware, and glasses.

All that remained in the room was No. 5, 6, and 7.

No. 6: "Thank you for helping me cook dinner tonight, No. 7. I know it was a lot to handle, considering you didn't take your late afternoon nap to help me finish.

No. 7: "No need to thank me. Glad I could be of some use before I pass out. By the way, we haven't tried No. 5's drink yet, have we?

No. 6: "No, it seems we haven't."

*No. 6 lifts up his drink up, preparing to clink his smoothie with No. 7's.*

No. 6: "Shall we?

*No. 7 takes his smoothie in both hands to lift it up, since he's too tired and weak to lift it up with just one hand.*

No. 7: "Let's.

*Clink*

*Slurp*

No. 6: "Hmm. Human World cheeseburgers, watermelon energy drink, roast beef, and captured sweat. With the aftertaste being a large banana sundae with chocolate sauce, three scoops of ice cream, and sprinkles.

No. 7: "Wow. Mine taste like sushi, cotton candy, dark chocolate, darkened tears, and the aftertaste is almond nuts.

No. 6: "Interesting. How did yours taste, No. 5?"

*No. 6 and 7 look over to see No. 5 frothing at the mouth with his eyes sparkling like he's seen the Pearly Gates.*

No. 7: "Um. No. 5? You okay there?"

*No. 5 shakes his head in the violently fast. Slowly, he flies upwards out of his chair and plasters the biggest smile ever.*

*His eyes are still sparkling, wide open with dilated pupils while continuing to shake his head.*

*He becomes still for a moment, leaving an awestruck 6 and 7 to stare at Little D of Lust.*

*He's not still for long.*

*Suddenly, No. 5 starts to bouncing off the walls. Up, down, sideways, diagonally, and every which way.*

No. 6/No. 7: "Sugar rush."

No. 7: "I guess that was his side effect. Took a bit to activate though."

No. 6: "Maybe he needed a bit more sugar in his system before it could activate. He has a big sweet tooth, you know.

No. 7: "Do you feel any different?"

No. 6: "I feel more energized than before. Maybe lift a mountain or two. How about you?"

No. 7: "Sleepy. Very, very sleepy. I hate it."

No. 6: "I know, I know. Come on. Let's clean up and finish washing the dishes, okay? Just until these drinks wears off."

No. 7: *yawn* "Alright"

*They both look up to see that No. 5 is still bouncing on the walls.*

No. 7: "Should we help him?"

No. 6: "Nah. You don't want to interfere when someone's having a sugar rush. Best to leave it alone until he finally crashes down."

No. 7: "Hehe. If you say so."

*Dodging No. 5's bouncing, they fly out of the room.*

The End

I really should have posted this yesterday to end off November, but this took a bit longer than I thought. Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed this! Let me know what you guys thought of it. And I'll see you later, byeeee! 💗

#I wrote this in somewhat of a script format #hope that's okay #the liitle d's need more love #obey me #obey me little d's #obey me little d no. 2 #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me levi #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me asmodeus #obey me beel #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphie #obey me belphegor #obey me shall we date #obey me one master to rule them all

[huntergoldenwolf]

Dialogue for my Farmer (Gordo)

[Thanks @nomzthesmolbean for the idea]

Wanted to write some dialogue for Farmer if he were an NPC in Stardew Valley while I finish up the last parts of the first page of my comic. The last two are spoilers for the version 1.5 update so beware.

Spring:

"Spring is the best season, the weather is the perfect temperature."

"I saw a rabbit run past the bus stop it was so cute!"

"Gonna go lay in a field to cloud watch, wanna come along?"

[Egg Festival] "Abigail is terrifying it's like they turn into an egg hunting robot."

[Flower Dance] "I hate dancing in front of others, it's embarrassing"

Summer:

"Ugh, I can go for a swim right now, maybe later."

"Have you ever gone night swimming it's quite scary but also relaxing?"

"I asked Maru if it's possible to shoot the sun down but she told me that if I can I shouldn't since it can cause 'irreversible damage'."

[Luau] "I hope the soup doesn't come out bad I put the greatest of quality red peppers."

[Moonlight Jellyfish] "Ah.. to be a jellyfish floating around the sea without a care about the world."

Fall:

"Spirit's Eve is around the corner you gonna dress up?"

"Whatcha dressing up as for Spirit's Eve?"

"Mmmmm pumpkin pie...."

[Stardew Valley Festival] "That fishing game is super easy barely an inconvenience."

[Spirit's Eve] "Eeee I love this day, race you to the end of the maze!"

Winter:

"I don't think wearing sneakers in the snow is a good idea."

"Brr, It's freezing maybe some hot cocoa will warm me up."

"How are you not freezing to death, it's like negative billion degrees."

[Festival of Ice] "Good luck in the fishing contest, you're gonna need it." >:)

[Night Market Day 1-3] "I'm getting all my seeds today for next year, hopefully, I have enough money."

[Feast of the Winter Star] "The food is absolutely divine, Gus outdid himself! By the way, Gus has some interesting things to say about the Feast."

[Feast of the Winter Star] (Gift Giver) "Merry Winter Star, hope you enjoy the gift!"

[Feast of the Winter Star] (Gift Receiver) "Ah no.. you didn't have to, thank you soo much!"

[First Meeting]

"Oh uh... Hi, I see you are new around here well peeps call me Gordo so you call me that too, See ya around. "

[Regular]

"So... Whatcha been up to?"

"Er you're talking to me, I didn't really hear you sorry."

"Hiya how's your day going, I'm having a good day"

"Nice to see you again, you doing well?"

*Yawn* "I'm so tired honestly I can lay down right here and fall asleep."

"Careful at mines, slimes can be ruthless sometimes so take some food."

"I hope it rains soon I like it when it rains, the sound of the raindrops are so.. relaxing also my crops get watered so I see it as an absolute win."

[6+ Hearts]

"I hope she's doing well I feel so bad for what happened. Huh, oh hey didn't see you there I'm just thinking of stuff like uh.. guys yep so how are you?"

"Is it alright I call you my friend?"

"Great to see you {Player} I was wondering where you were."

[8+ Hearts]

"I'm so happy I left my old job, it sucked the absolute life out of me."

*hugs* "I'm so happy to see you."

"We should hang out later, I'm gonna kinda be busy in a few so see ya then love ya!"

[10 Hearts]

"Thank you so much for being my friend, sometimes I don't really feel like I deserve you as a friend. Just so you know I love you and care about you so much you're someone really important to me."

[Gifts]

{Loves} "Thank you so much I was thinking about getting this all day, you're a lifesaver."

{Likes} "A gift for me?"

{Neutral} "Oh sweet thanks..."

{Dislike} "Mmm thanks.. for the gift."

{Hates} "I hate to be honest but I don't really like this but I appreciate the sentiment."

[Birthday Gifts]

{Loves} "Oh my Yoba, thank you so much, I'm happy to see you remember my birthday."

{Likes} "Thank you for the Birthday gift."

{Neutral} "For me?"

{Dislike} ". . . Thank you for the gift"

{Hate} "I know birthdates aren't all about the gifts and all but for real?"

{Hate} "Thanks... you really shouldn't have.."

[Others]

(Raining) "Aa… oh hey you should get an umbrella you're gonna get soaked."

(Thunderstorm) "Woah that was loud."

(If Joja Mart is open) "Yoba, I hate that stupid idiot of a manager Morris. He totally is a two-faced jerk."

(If Joja Mart is closed) "R.I.P. Joja Mart you won't be missed."

(Bouquet 😳) "You want me to be your boyfriend, for real?!"

(SPOILER - Invite to the movies) "Movie with you, sure bud sounds fun see you there."

(SPOILER - Ginger Island Resort) "I hate boat rides but it was worth it to check this place out."

#here's some dialogue of my farmer #the bouquet one is mostly a joke lol #stardew valley #stardew valley farmer #sdv #oc #Stardew Valley dialogue #Farmer Gordo

[alaxamber]

Double Trouble-

After thoroughly embarrassing his Minion on their way to Videos Game Con, Professor Venomous finds himself quite "inspired" by a certain song by Tenacious D. He has a couple hours before the Con starts, so why not park in a shaded area and enjoy some phone nooky with his husband? After all, two are better than one.

CW for cursing.

Link is for A03 heed tags!

It was a very long drive but neither Venomous nor Fink minded, plus the added fact that they were close to the end of it helped soothe the long ride jitters. With her doing more high-level school and Minion work, the only time they got one on one time was when she had a Videos Game Competition. He loved to drive and she got easily distracted, having caused far too many wrecks in the past few months and she didn't want to 'fuck up her chance to fuck up Rabiiiz09339,' because she got pissed at an old ladies driving. 

So that's how they had found themselves nearing three hours into the drive in comfortable silence; his soft instrumental music playing quietly with his right hand on the steering wheel, his left on his thigh while Fink sat next to him staring out the window.

Suddenly there was a flailing next to him as he pulled off the highway. Fink was trying to catch her drink, her headphones and phone with flailing motions and squeaks. It appeared she tried to take a drink and must have split lipped it, causing it to spill down her front. In the chaos the headphone cord was pulled from her phone and the loudspeaker kicked on;

Damn , 

"Shit, just a second Boss!" she scrambled as he leaned trying to catch more of the song. His Minion had a tendency to listen to music that interested him, but he would be too "old to get it". 

A hard day's rockin'. 

"No wait, Fink," his voice quick, Wasn't that that actor from…. What was it called? 

Better slip off ma shoes .

"Boss it gets totally inappropriate" she was still scrambling as she slammed her drink down between them and tried to get her headphone jack back in. Her thumbs seeming to be unable to pause the song that continued to play. 

Maybe give a little stretch and a bend.

Dip m'toe to jacuzzi, baby.

"No, connect it, it sounds like that actor." He reached for his loose aux cord and spared a glance at his companion. Her green cheeks were flushed a darker shade, and Venomous could scent a distinct embarrassment from the girl. 

  Slip out this book:

The Buttress of Windsor. 

Ho ho ho, who's this? How's it goin'?

[sung]

That's the first thin' I say to you.

How's it goin'? 

Are you flowin'?

"Flowing? Does he mean?" There was fake gasp and outrage in his voice. And yes, he could literally feel her shrink in her seat, her face even redder. 

"Boss, come on, it is him though, Jack Black's band," she had listened to him and let it keep playing, "A friend sent me the link… can I turn it off now?" She asked and made to mute it. 

He had been both listening to her and the lyrics, his interest peaked immediately when she confirmed it was the short, round, funny, actor. The actor that reminded him greatly of his husband. 

Listen, honey,

Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you,

Showin', growin',

"Look, just plug it in and I will quit making comments," he offered, and looked over with his brow cocked high and a smirk on his lips as he dangled the aux cord. Really, the teacher from School of Rock could not have written something that bad.

Man I'd like to place my hand

upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze.

And squeeze!

"Oh that's right, you haven't seen Tenacious D, that's R rated." she snorted. She had always found it funny that Boxboss had never kept over PG13 movies in the house. A sinister smile came to her lips and she shoved the cord in and turned the music up. He didn't know she had upgraded his trunk awhile back and the music now had a low boom. Boxboss had made sure no bits rattled due to the low vibes.

Still, he had been half-listening to,  the lyrics now much more interested in the singer and the song. 

Take off your blouse, 

And your underpants,

Then take a look,

He jumped with the bass came and blinked rapidly when the next few lines came out, his lilac cheeks blushed darker  

'Cause here me and KG come naked,

"KG?" He asked again, in hopes she would pull up a picture.

Out of the side-hatch,

With the oils and perfume and incense.

She laughed and leaned over showing him the photo of the album cover; by god… they were both like his round shapely little bird of a husband. He found himself sad neither had bio enhancements or adjacencies, but both men were right up his alley. 

They stayed quiet as the music pulsed through the car, Fink's smirk never left her face. And Venomous now knew exactly why. The song had caused him to imagine quite a few scenarios, he was thankful the last bit of the drive to the convention center had been easy and he could see the large building coming into view. The song sounded like it was nearing the end, and his groin had a slight ache against the hem of his jeans. He noticed her moving to pull the cord-free again.

Let's roll!

Oh!

"Let him finish," Venomous said, holding out his hand, he had not made any further comments about the lyrics caught up in his thoughts. 

Fink laughed oddly at this and held her stomach, trying to contain more of her laughs, seeming to now taking full enjoyment in his own embarrassment as the song continued. 

[2-part:] Ahh, oh!

What! Yeah! Huh! Nah! Oh!

Ah, that's it, that's right, ohmygah, oh-I-think-I'm-gonna, Ohh!

Deht! Deht! Eeee!

...Splooge!

"We're here Fink," he slid into the nearest handicap stall. She scrambled for her phone pulling it free and nearly bolting from the window instead of opening the door. Venomous just sat there for a moment blinking slowly, a smirk curling his lips as he pulled back from the spot and rolled to the back of the lot. The tournament wouldn’t start for nearly two hours, and Fink hated it when he tried to "talk shop" with the other bits of the crowd. Looking out, he checked that his windows were shaded by the trees and no other groups were loitering near.

With a groan reached down adjusting himself in his jeans, thankful that the pain had kept the physical reaction to a minimum. A sigh of relief rushed from his nose as he grabbed his phone and pulled open a few apps, finding the band and song quickly on VillTube, and sent a link to Boxy. The next text had a picture attachment. 

The photo attached was Ven looking up at the cam, his soft sweater pulled up to show just a bit of his lower stomach over the button of his jeans and two semi-hard lengths pressing against one side, and a text bubble saying "Can I have two Boxy's for my Cobmas gift?"

To read more it gets M

Art is by @firecooking

#ok ko au #ok ko boxman #writing #ok ko professor venomous #writers #voxman #writers on tumblr

[ma-gic-gay]

Just as Michael's about to answer their question, Jason's phone goes off. "Perfect timing," he mutters before going outside to take the call. "Jason Morgan."

"Mr. Morgan, it appears Mr. Renault is at the office demanding to speak with you. What should I do?" One of his employees informs him.

"Cyrus has my number. If he would like to schedule a meeting, tell him he can call me and we'll have one."

"I've already told him that and he won't agree to it."

Dammit. Peace in this town is fragile enough; the last thing they need is an angry Cyrus. He's been unstable as of late, not agreeing to this could lead to a gunfight. Well, that's actually to be expected. "We'll meet at the office in twenty minutes then. Tell him to call off his men, including Brando. Look around the perimeter and have the rest of the guards check to make sure that there's no one on the premises or within range of hitting someone."

"Yes sir," the employee agrees, hanging up the phone.

"Business stuff?" Willow asks cautiously. After all, this is the first time she's been in this situation.

"Yeah," Michael answers, sensing from the businesslike stance he's taken in their kitchen. "Let's go check on the kids."

They leave the room and instantly Carly asks, "What did he do?"

"Demanded we meet. I don't know why or what this is about, so please tell me you didn't do anything stupid that could cost the truce to be undone."

"I haven't done anything. I've considered it, but I haven't done anything yet," she tells him. "How long til the meeting?"

"I've gotta get going. You have to stay here, this doesn't concern you. Cyrus is looking for a fight and you'll give him one. He's looking for any reason to violate the truce and take me out," Jason informs her. "I mean it. No showing up."

"Is it a solo meeting?"

"Yes."

"You want me to sit here and list out the times he's tried to kill you this past year and a half? Jason, you can't got to a meeting alone. You'll get killed!" Carly exclaims.

"No I won't, Carly. I've got it handled, I told you," he says, glancing at his watch.

"Yes you will! You need to stop agreeing to these one on one meetings because one of these days he's going to get you killed and I won't be able to survive that!"

"I told you, I'm not getting killed!"

"Can you predict the future? No, you can't! I know you might want to go and have this meeting but you can't do it alone!"

"I'm going to the meeting, Carly. You are going to stay here with your kids, grandkids, and Willow," he says, voice unbudging. She's not going to win.

"Promise me you'll come back."

"Carly-"

"Promise me, Jason, or you're not going!"

"I promise."

"Fine, you can go," she surrenders, hugging him. "But be safe."

"As safe as I can be, meeting with him," he agrees.

"Alright, well you better go now or you're not going to be able to say goodbye to the kids."

He bids them all goodbye, hugs Carly again, and leaves for the meeting. His gun is on him, as is his cell phone. Though the usefulness of a cell phone is to be questioned when it's a mob meeting he's having. Not like he can exactly call the police if anything happens, they'd arrest him.

Arriving at the office, he senses that today's going to be a long day.

"Hey Harry, is it clear?"

"Yes sir."

"Alright, thanks," he says before walking into the office. "Cyrus. What's so urgent?"

"Well, Sonny's been gone a year now. I was hoping we could revisit us joining together for a way to continue the peace in this town," Cyrus answers.

"Like I told you the day you found out he was missing, that isn't happening. You're not going to run your product through this town and ruin it. This was Sonny's territory and if he's not dead and comes back, it'll be his again. We both agreed no drugs. It's not happening. Is that all?" Jason asks, bored.

"No, actually. I was wondering how Mrs. Corinthos is holding up. Given that this is the anniversary of losing her husband, I'd presume not well."

"None of your damn business."

"No need to get so defensive, I'm merely posing a question. Trying to make conversation."

"If you don't have anything related to business to discuss, my men will escort you out."

"Oh, but I doubt you will," Cyrus says, laughing evilly. "You'll be too dead to even have the chance to get me out of this room." He takes his gun from his pocket rather dramatically for Jason's taste and aims for him.

Drawing his gun himself, the now mob boss ducks, narrowly missing the bullet before firing his own, missing the other mobster by only a few inches. That was on purpose; a warning shot of sorts. "It never occurred to me," the ponytail clad man continues unaffected, "that you'd be so easy to take out. I mean, really. Your reputation is that you're businesslike and directly to the point, but then you've agreed to several meetings with me alone. I was planning on having some fairly difficult plans to kill you, but you've simply fallen into my lap. I do suppose I feel a bit bad, however, that Mrs. Corinthos will have to deal with you being dead as well."

There's a line you just don't cross in business, and that's been crossed. He remembers his promise to not die and snaps into action. "Fire that gun again and I hit you right between the eyes," Jason warns, setting himself up for his shot.

"I sense I've hit a nerve," Cyrus smiles, "mentioning her like that. Tell me, Mr. Morgan, has it ever occurred to you that you're the reason she even knows about this business? With you gone, I suppose she'll be taking it over. Though I don't doubt her, I do doubt her ability to properly run this business. It's doubtful that she'll even make it a few weeks before she's ki-"

Another warning shot goes from Jason's gun, this one only barely above his head. "Last warning, Cyrus. This isn't a game. She's barely involved in this business and you have no right to bring her up when this fight is between us. So drop the gun and get on the ground."

Chuckling as though he doesn't even really believe that he's about to be taken out, Cyrus stupidly continues, "I'll probably send one of my men to kill her, you know. Try to make it painless out of respect for her."

"Talking about me?" Carly asks, walking in with armed guards. She's got the worst timing.

"Yes I was, Mrs. Corinthos. How are you?"

"I'd be better if you were in a casket six feet under," she answers calmly. "Now, put your gun down before I kill you with my bare hands."

Where the fuck did she learn how to do that? He didn't teach her, neither did Sonny. Who did? Not the point, Carly isn't supposed to be here. She's now got the chance to be shot. That would kill him faster than the bullet wound he feels he could get.

"You heard her," Jason says. "Gun down, on the ground."

Turns out that's what needed to be done. The guards with guns pointed at his head doesn't hurt either, he's sure, but Cyrus finally gets on the ground and drops his gun.

"Good. Get Mrs. Corinthos out of here, now," he orders, to her complaints. "Carly, just go."

"I, personally, have nothing against her being here," Cyrus voices.

"You have no say." When Carly leaves, Jason calmly continues, "You mention her name again in front of me and I'll kill you. Talk about your plan to take me out again and you'll be dead. Nothing is changing. This is your last warning. Next time you try to kill me or someone I care about, you'll be dead quicker than you can even move from the scene. Get out."

Angrily, the ponytail clad man leaves, escorted by the guards. Jason then makes sure everyone knows to make sure there's no evidence of what happened, and that there's especially none Carly was ever there before he joins her in her car.

It's a quiet ride, with him firing off orders for his men and her pouting.

"I was right! He wanted you dead! You fell right into his trap!" She exclaimed when they walked into the living room of her house.

"No I didn't! Carly, I had it all under control!"

"Gun pointed at you, Jason! I walked in and there was a gun pointed at you!"

"I had mine pointed at him too! You can't walk into a gunfight!"

"Oh, but you can start one? You can get shot, I can't? Is that how this works?"

"The only reason you'd be shot in general is because of me, Carly! I introduced you to the business, I'm the reason you and Sonny got together, and I'm the reason you're still apart of it. I can deal with getting myself shot, I've survived other bullets before, but I can't deal with you getting shot!"

"I didn't!"

"Yeah, because I kicked you out of there!"

"I brought the guards, I was safe!"

"You walked into a gunfight when I told you it was the stupid thing to do! I told you not to go but you couldn't help yourself, could you, and you went to the meeting."

"You want me to tell you I was wrong and apologize? I'm not gonna do that! You could've been killed! God knows what Sonny's livelihood status is, but yours is alive. Alive, Jason! I'm not risking you dying, alright?"

"I've survived bullets before, I'd survive this one!"

"How do you know that? I need you to stay alive, so I don't care what your feelings are on the subject and I'm not apologizing! If I had to do it again and it was the only option, I'd go unarmed and alone. I would've been shot if it meant saving you from that! Cyrus wants you dead!"

"I wouldn't be able to live with myself if you died because of me! Your kids need their mother! Cyrus wants you dead too and I'll be damned if I let it happen."

"So what, Jason, you'll do the noble thing and die instead of me? That'll kill me. I couldn't breathe when we thought you were dead last time. Imagine how I'd be if I knew I was the one who caused it!"

"You're not dying!" He shouts back, but there's no edge to his tone anymore. He's less pissed. "Not when it's preventable. You're not getting shot either Carly. If I cause your death, I'll hate myself."

"And you think I won't hate myself if I cause yours?"

To be continued after midnight bc I have thing to add to my blog

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[keyenuta]

TW One-Shot: The Spider and Snow White

Context: for the psst few days, me and a few friends began joking about a Crack ship between two-faced!Neige and Anansi. And just like usual, my shipping but actually began to like the idea of the ship. So here's a one shot about it, hope y'all like it!

Laughter echoed throughout the white gold room as Neige and Anansi interacted with the chat. Teasing and playfully flirting with Neige's fans as the pair didn't exclude the other in this either. In slight jabs, and quick teases, the two little shits teased and messed with the other. A slight poke here, a tickle there, and haughty look there were each thrown back and forth. But both parties knew they couldn't go too far, it was the internet after all. And after a while, suddenly a bright blare of snow white's hum blasted from the laptop as Neige ooed at the donation.

"Ah, thank you so much for the 50 madool Donation Skele-mom67, it truly means the world to me~ heheh" Neige gave a closed eyes smile as a rush of "awwwws" filled the chat, while snickering Anansi poked Neige's cheeks, shifting a playful look at the prince beside him as he finished the message, giving the chat a faux valley girl accent.

"Hey Neige~ love your work, you're sooo, adorable, but I was wondering could you and your "prince" sing a song together? Againthsbkyiusomuch" giving a friendly smile to the camera, Neige swatted Anansi's hands from his cheeks as he giggled

"Heheh, well thank you for calling me adorable dear, it's very appreciated. And as for a song, hmm, that sounds fun, what do you think Nansi?" Quipped the prince, to the resting spider, gifting the camera a fanged smirk, Anansi shrugged

"Sure I'm up for it, although~" he sang leaning forward winking to the chat, Anansi held a hand next to his mouth as he loudly whispered "I don't think Neige could handle it, ya know all the flirting would keep him from finishing the song dearie" at the whispers, Neige pouted as soon it transferred into a sharp smirk only Anansi could see, as in moments Neige whispered into Anansi's ear in a sly tone.

"I bet i'd get you to blush before i do, little spider~" he teased sweetly

"Oh-ho? Try me dough boy, give me all ya got~ but don't complain if you're in this "lil' spiders" web again~"

"Heheh, oh i doubt I will, hope you enjoy being number 2 dear~"

"Careful princey, fly too close to web and you'll get caught. But sure, let's go!"

Reaching into his pocket, Anansi took out a "borrowed" black-blue phone and played a karaoke version of the song as the chat began to blow up in hype.

Song

Chuckling and bobbing his head to the music, Anansi's red orbs closed, while moments later, a silky melody escaped his pursed lips "Oohh~dada-oh-da-oohh," a creak sounded as Neige leant forward in his chair, he knew the spider could song, but still, each time that melody soared, he felt a chill down his spine, his little spider wasn't going to make this an easy bet hm? He thought, and right as that thought echoed, a feathery touch brought him from his mind. The hand, although coarse, held so much warmth, and with them both being in camera, he had to give his fans a show.

So leaning into the hand, Neige fluttered his eyes shyly, watching the comments go crazy with excitement as Nancy continued on, getting closer and closer with every verse,

"The very first time that I saw your brown eyes~" lifting up his head, Neige went with the song, and gazed lovingly at Anansi, ready to see just what his prince had in store for him. And just like that, the gap between the was closed on seconds, as the spider leant forward. Touching their heads together, slick black locks met kinky dreads as the heat between the two filled the small gap as the lyrics drifted on,

"your lips said "hello," and I said "Hi"~ I knew right then you were the one~ " at this, the actor felt their lips brush with every lyric, and despite all this, Neige hid his smirk and teased the spider with an eye roll. Tell me that's not all you have dear~ his eyes said, but in a second a rapid verse dissipated that tease

"But I was caught up!" Rapidly, Anansi yanked the prince towards him, twirling him to rest his back against the spider, while his drifted across his jaw, while Anansi smirked against his ear, his fangs tickling his love while the melody continued, as once more, Neige went with the music. Leaning his head back, gifting the spider an easier angle as the two gazed at the fans in the chat, exploding and typing frantically with energy, only fueling them both even more. "In physical attraction~"

"Oooh~" hummed Neige

"But to my satisfaction~" meeting Neige's face, the two leant forward once more, both smiling as the song continued on as Nancy turned up Neige's chin, only for the actor to whisper "well, aren't you handsy today, my prince~" as Nansi replied

"but, baby you were more than just a face~ And if I e-(N:ever) fall in love" now straddling Anansi, Neige and him sang together, Anansi's baritone intertwined with Neige's tenor in a beautiful vibrato

Duet: Again~

Anansi: I will be sure that, the lady is a friend~

Anansi: And if I eeee-

Neige: (ever fall)

Anansi: in love again~ I will be sure that the lady is a friend(x2)

As the chorus reached its last notes, Anansi couldn't shake the pater in his chest, nor could he get rid of the wide grin he got from the last verse

Anansi: and if I ever fall in love so true~, I will be sure that, the lady's just like you~

As the words left his mouth a scarlet eyes met brown, and for the briefest of moments. Despite the teasing grins and the grounds of the bet, Neige and Anansi both felt a spark that usually only showed up behind closed doors when their masks are off. But with the show having to continue, Neige used this spark, and truthfully smiled lovingly at Anansi, cupping his brown face in his pale hands, giving his prince a truly loving smile as Anansi finished his last verse, wrapping his arms around Neige's waist, gifting him the same.

"I swear that next time, they'll be~ a friend" the note drew out like a whisper on a breeze, as if it was a real promise. Nodding to his words, Neige took in a breath, nearly singing in a whisper as he rested his head against Anansi, as his rosey lips parted into,

"If I said that I, can be your one and only~" gulping, Neige sang "promise that you'll never leave me lonely~ I just wanna be the one you need" as the sound vibrated, Neige rested his arms in Anansi's neck as the spider mutters something illegible. But what was easy to see, with a smile gracing his lips. Neige kept on, "I just wanna be the one who serve- (A:serves you~) and now once again, their voices melded together in a fusion of want and emotion. As now, despite themselves, through this song, it was as if the two spilled their hearts to one another with every note

Duet: Sometimes i feel as if I don't deserve you~

Closing his eyes, Neige kept going, leaning even more against the spider, their chests meeting as he sang out, nearly kissing Anansi with how close they were, a scent of apples and spice wafted between the two as their heads rested together.

Neige: I Cherish every that we share~ And if I e-(A: Ever fall) In love again~ I will be sure that, the lady is, a frieeend!" As Neige held out the note, every E flowed up an octave, cascading down Anansi's back like a waterfall, gifting him a chill this time, but As well, the spider also viewed it as a challenge, amd so, knowing what notes came next, he prepared his voice for what was to come. Lightly pushing Neige away, the two continued to sing.

Neige: and if I e-(A: Ever fall) In love, so true~ I will be sure that(sure that) The lady(the lady's) like you~

As Neige sang, a low "my friend" raised up more and more, every lyric that Neige sang, the louder and higher, and longer the note became. The second my friend eclipsed the first, and after that, Anansi got so high, he approached the limit of a baritone, and with the final my friend, he let it run out, no longer able to keep it going that high for so long, as in the chat, and as well in Neige's eyes, there was a look of shock at those notes, as now, all that was left to do was ride the song out.

And as the lyrics reached their ends, but by bit, both of the students got closer once more, until their voices were nothing but a whisper, as finally their lips once again brushed together, and with one peak to the chat, both saw one message that flooded the stream.

"KISS!" and so, not wanting to disappoint their viewers, and sealing each of their promises, the two students kissed, as both their faces burnt bright red. Seems like this bet was a draw after all.

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