#english isn’t a language

[dakeus-art]

My take on the new cast!

#maybe Lena’s design is just a bit too self indulgent #but I’m the one holding the apple pencil #I can do what I want #I hope I didn’t miss any canon descriptions #if I did I blame it on the fact that english isn’t my first language #my art #tmagp #tmagp fanart #tmagp cast #the magnus protocol #digital art #character design

[moronicromantic]

“english isn’t my first language sorry for any mistakes” —proceeds to write the most beautiful work of art ever created with grammar ten times better than an english professor

#if an author says english isn’t their first language #that’s how you KNOW it’s good #the punisher #the darkling #logan delos #daredevil #marvel #harry potter #criminal minds #spiderman #remus lupin #sirius black #spencer reid #peter parker #billy russo #aaron hotchner

[blindbisexualgoose]

That moment when you’ve stayed up until 3 am and just read the most earth shattering, heartbreaking, sob worthy chapter of a fanfic and have to wake up in a few hours and do things and carry on like your entire fucking worldview hasn’t been reshaped by a stranger’s writing about two fictional gay dudes

#this IS targeted #because what the fuck do you mean your first language isn’t english but you just brought me to tears #fanfiction #fanfic #heartbreaking #i’m actually never gonna recover #authors #fanfic authors #zukka #the art of burning #forged in fire #carved in rock #reborn in water #taob #atyd #all the young dudes #wolfstar

[philippslahm]

everyone’s like “see ukraine won because of pity” … as if that was a problem. like the songs a banger but even if other countries felt bad for them and voted so???? your point being? the countries being destroyed and ppl die because of the war CANT they have at least a little happiness?? what’s so bad about that??? there is literally no other country that deserved that win more

#eurovision song contest #eurovision #esc 2022 #eurovision song contest 2022 #ukraine #uh to clarify I mean hypothetically if ppl voted out of pity there would be no problem with it #saw ppl reblogging this coming for me #HELLO CANT YALL READ I PERSONALLY THINK THE SONG IS A BANGER AND THATS WHY THEY WON #i also think it shows europes solidarity for ukraine #so pls don’t insult me in the tags #it’s also just a song contest #there are more important matters #support ukraine #!!! #i personally don’t think it’s was a sympathy vote #I think it was solidarity and a fuck you to russia #but that’s just me #also my native language isn’t english so sorry if my wording is weird

[thebitchesterbrothers]

Dream of the Endless is the prince of a small but wealthy and beautiful country. He’s not the oldest child so the crown will go to his oldest sister Death when his parents are going to die or abdicate one day.

He’s not important enough to rule one day but still too known to live an ordinary life. He grew up sheltered in a golden cage with certain expectations from his parents to live by. So he’s not surprised when one day his parents invite possible suitors for a lucrative wedding.

From Dreams perspective they leave him no choice but to flee from his own birthday party where he’s supposed to be sold off to the highest bidder.

And while his furious parents are busy firing his bodyguards Dream wanders through parts of the capital he’s never seen before.

He’s so high on the feeling of finally feeling free and unobserved for the first time in his entire life that he doesn’t pay close attention to his surroundings when he turns the corner.

Stumbling right into the arms of Hob Gadling.

Hob, who had spent the last ten years traveling and living abroad before returning home to finally settle down, maybe start a family of his own.

Hob, who never really kept track of the drama and scandals of the royal family.

Who doesn’t know that the beautiful - but slightly socially awkward and uptight - man in his arms is the most desired bachelor of his native country. And his prince.

But what he knows is that love at first sight most definitely exists because there’s no way in hell he won’t marry this dream of a man.

Needless to say that Dream spends the next week in Hobs tiny and barely renovated flat above the Inn Hob had recently bought. Half of that time he spends in Hobs embrace, the other half in his lap. Dream refuses to let his new love out of sight, clings to him, afraid Hob might find out about his family heritage and will try to get rid of him, trying not to get in trouble for hiding - and deflowering - the prince.

But eventually, on the eighth day Dream confesses he’s the prince everyone is so desperately looking for. The prince who’s supposed to be married off to a proper and, most importantly, rich spouse.

So on the ninth day Hob and Dream say yes to each other in an old chapel by the river, the only witnesses the priest and a tiny black cat who Dream takes home afterwards.

On the tenth day the royal family finds them and Hob finds out what he’s got himself into.

But looking at his gorgeous husband next to him he decides it’s all worth it if he gets to live the rest of his life side by side with him.

#dreamling #dreamling fanfic #Dreamling fic ideas #hob gadling #dream of the endless #morpheus #hob x dream #morpheus x hob #the sandman #prince!au #prince!dream #commoner!hob #the sandman Netflix #please excuse any grammar mistakes #english isn’t my first language

[foryoupeko]

drawn by @hajihiko

I would like to remind everyone the main point of this comic was that Fuyuhiko is a sweetie true yakuza boss who has the inherent desire to take care of people!

#danganronpa #sdr2 #fuyuhiko kuzuryu #Peko pekoyama #hajihiko #imagine if we didn’t #give shit to ppl #who clearly don’t care about gender #and English isn’t their first language #btw I am a strong proponent #of trans fem chihiro #with internal transphobia #but I also like non-binary chihiro #and I believe #in not leading a witch-hunt #against ppl who think differently #honestly chihiro gender discourse #doesn’t hold a candle to #the transphobia in #twitter one piece discourse

[xyrw]

Absolutely no way people found my previous sky fanart omg?? Though I have another one

This spirit is like PEAK I love them

Whoever is responsible for their character design just know your hard work is so so admired and loved

#artists on tumblr #sky spirits #sky cotl #that sky game #damn #I keep discovering more and more parts of each constellation #midday prairie is the best one #for me #or how is it called right😭 english isn’t my first language

[racetrackhigg]

okay so i saw @petitprincess1 talk about how stronger and more detailed alastor’s chains seemed compared to valentino’s

i immediately thought of the ropes that they had in loser baby. angel’s were significantly looser and more spread out compared to husk’s which appeared to be much tighter

i think this helps show how much more powerful alastor is and it gives me hope that angel will be able to escape his contract with valentino at some point.

i know we haven’t gotten much detail about truly how bad alastor is- like yes we’ve been told about how he killed all the former overlords, his radio broadcasts, etc but we haven’t seen him hurt anyone we as the audience care about, anyone from the main cast, up until now. seeing how he acted with husk truly shows how cruel he is. he truly does not give a fuck about him and is still a sadist asshole, despite of what our first impression may have been that maybe he wasn’t that bad to husk

#sorry if this doesn’t make much sense english isn’t my first language and it’s 3am #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor #hazbin husk #hazbin hotel husk #husk #hazbin angel dust #hazbin hotel angel dust #angel dust #hazbin valentino #hazbin hotel valentino #valentino

[syndromealice-blog]

Yes.

Neville was bullied by his grandma. Literally, this mad bitch said Neville is not as good as his parents while they were in the psychiatric ward not even remembering their own son.

Macgonagall always seems to be annoyed by Neville. She talks with him like he is worse than any student.

But Snape got all shit. First of all, there is no normal teacher in Hogwarts, they are all problematic. Second, Snape is a potion teacher. Potions are very dangerous and Neville puts everyone in danger. Of course Snape is pissed off.

I don’t say it’s okay to be so stern and mean to literally children. But come on, why Snape got all shit while there are worse teachers. And I am not even talking about fake Moody or Lockhart. Or Quirrell.

Hagrid was a bad teacher. He puts his students in danger. Lupin was a bad teacher, he didn’t drink potion and could kill any student. Trewlany literally says to the children they will die tragically.

Boohoo, Snape is the worst because he called Neville an idiot and was angry with him.

Hermione had a boggart as Macgonagall and I don’t think that’s healthy studying.

But when there is an ugly man, who isn’t nice, that’s the problem. And because of what? Because snaters don’t have brains.

Also I don’t think that means Snape isn’t kind. Man literally does anything to protect children from dying and tortures. I could write a whole new book why Snape is kind character but honestly I don’t have so much time lol

#severus snape #pro snape #snape defense #snape fandom #harry potter #hp #snapedom #snape community #snape content #sorry for any mistakes it’s late already and English isn’t my first language lol

[anotherscrappile]

I HAVE MADE A DISCOVERY 🦀

#crab #krab #краб #english #romanian #română #russian #русский #belarusian #ukranian #czech #čeština #polish #polski #uzbek #apologies if any of this is incorrect &/or this isn’t the most common word for crab in your language #but so many languages seem to share this word & it makes me happy! #there’s also some languages with krabbe or krabo & other variants but i didn’t want to be editing memes all night #ford speaks #meme #funny

[arkad322]

I saw a post from sm-baby and this came in mind

Also wow my first post is trash

Carnival jax by @sm-baby

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #carnival au #jax #carnival jax #non sentient jax #my art #plz don’t kill me English isn’t my first language #arkadart

[coochiekrab]

I think it’s crazy that teachers are reporting that students in middle and highschool are like straight up illiterate until i think about how many times in my college classes 3 years ago i peer reviewed a fellow students essay that literally was just “hello my name is Firstname Lastname and today i am writing to you about (course material) (writes a summary on what they wrote instead of engaging with the material and answering questions) thank you for reading my essay”

#like this isn’t new #like idk. yes im fully aware of non native English speakers and barriers in education but #i just don’t get how people who can speak perfect English cant *write* in perfect English either when the only language they speak IS #ENGLISH….! #we spend all fuckimg day on our phones and yet they just can’t read? they can’t write? what the hell is going on

[thirtyn1ne]

you know what I want rn? Xiao holding my hand tenderly as he kisses each tips of fingers. I just know that he would so upset whenever he see a new skin has been peeled off by and just would kiss it (after a while into your relationship with him). It’s not like you can stop yourself from doing it especially now that you are going through stress and it really frustrates you :(

So him being the best lover he tries as best as he can to help you minimise it, whenever he noticed that you are about to do it, he would call ur name quietly as he takes your hand, slowly lowing his face to kiss the finger you were about to pull skin or bite.

despite his bold action too can still seeing the blush adorning his cheek and it just makes your heart swell with even more love and adoration for your yaksha.

#Can you tell this is very self indulgent? #I really hate it i was happy when I finally stopped and it went for a while but then I went back to biting and it just #So annoying and frustrating #Plus I love xiao and really just wanted to get this out #Also ignore the mistakes in grammar English isn’t my first language #xiao x reader #genshin headcanons

[entropyvoid]

Dr. Ratio in Chinese, Japanese, and Korean: Calm, cool, collected, unemotional

Dr. Ratio in English: OHHhh 😩 I just cANNOT stay away from books and bathtubs. Especially the former. When one’s head is stuffed with filth,🤢 one’s body is no cleaner! 🫧💦🐤💅✨

#ch.txt #honkai star rail #vertias ratio #dr ratio #I listened to a comparison of him in different languages and I gotta say #definitely prefer the English version this time around #he’s just not the same if he isn’t arrogant and smarmy and doesn’t sound at least a little bit like a Shrek villain

[hatchetmanofficial]

When Carver broke into Alan's house did he manage to do anything to him?

And if he breaks into people's houses to fuck with them then he is a rapist?

Oh no no! When I say that Carver fucks with people, I mean he likes to annoy them a lot. Carver breaks into his house only because it annoys Alan and Carver thinks it’s funny

#tw rape #I’m gonna guess English isn’t your first language if you were confused by my wording #sorry about that

[starman-waitinginthesky81]

the black brothers’ first language is French, English is their second. sooo when they’re nervous, angry or flustered, they revert back to French…

James, wearing a crop top: do you like it?

Regulus, blushing profusely: oui, j’aime- yes i love it.

#based on the fact that my mothers first language isn’t english #and she does this when she’s angry or really happy #marauders era #marauders #jegulus #regulus black #the marauders #wolfstar #harry potter #james & peter & remus & sirius #james potter #starchaser #james x regulus