there are two types of Nihility women
so pretty
...
so unserious
(and of course the not-so-secret-but-instead-the-majority third option being: everything at once)
I was expecting Drip Marketing Part 2 and instead... we got this,,,
Black Swan looks so aloof-ly amused at everything that happens around her. SURELY these three are in some form of danger (Stelle and Acheron, weapons at the ready) and she was- LITERALLY JUST LOOKING OFF TO THE SIDE!!?? LIKE?!? ma'am,,
She gives off the air of being so effortlessly calm and grounded like she's already foreseen everything that's about to happen.
Ma'am.
what do you know 👁️
WHEN CONSTANCE AND HER MEET I MIGHT FUCKING FAINT YOU MAY NEVER SEE ME POST ON THIS BLOG AGAIN.
the yuri fest that's about to happen between these characters is unlike anything we've ever gotten before in this game and I'm genuinely not prepared
I also can't remember if this is something I read, like.. on twitter or whatever but I swear I've seen someone mention how the Star Rail team likes to use Stelle as the Trailblazer in all the promotional videos that are stupid and silly and completely unserious and that person would just have been proven completely right yet again
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girls
girls cuddling
girls kissing
girls giggling together
girls holding hands
girls just looking at each other and smiling
girls stroking each others hair
girls sitting on the sofa watching a movie
girls resting their head on each other
girls making weird noses at each other
girls...
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I choked. Can’t breathe. Help help help. I’ll be whatever she wants me to be. She owns me. Oh lord I’m praying to my goddess Lizzie Olsen. Need her to slap me, spit in my mouth, choke me, call me nasty names, degrade me. I am her whore.
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our flag means death but i've never watched it
Hey OFMD fandom, the Ineffable fandom sends their Mascot. I was supposed to do this many days ago, but the OFMD tag on tumblr was filled with... things. This time, I gained my knowledge from Pinterest instead, and I, Asmi, of the Good Omens Fandom, am rooting for you all!
THAT BEING SAID. WHAT THE DEVIL IS THIS SHOW MEANT TO BE? AS USUAL, I UNDERSTAND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING DESPITE MY BEST EFFORTS, BUT TAKE A SUMMARY ANYWAY:
It is gay. Of this at least, I am very sure.
There are pirates. The pirates are the above gays.
There is a guy named Ed who is Blackbeard, and he is very soft and shares trauma and has grey hair.
He is in love with Stede, who writes him bottle letters and throws them away.
Ed is not happy about the throwing away part. I think he wanted to read the letters.
They read the letters together.
There is a guy named Lucius and someone kisses him and they do a victory punch. They break up because of fish.
Someone named Izzy has a redemption arc.
There are colonisers. They are British. This makes sense, at least.
The colonisers are not homophobic, they merely find love pathetic.
In the 1600s male pirates married each other and that's where the term 'matey' originated. I do not know. This is what Pinterest yelled at me.
Uh Ed pulled a Crowley on Stede and instead of Alpha Centauri asked him to run away to China with him.
Stede ran away from him instead.
Izzy was not a father figure to Ed. Discuss. It is something involving horniness and unrequited love.
Izzy died.
Ed was upset under a blanket. Stede respected this.
Ed built a blanket fort. Is this a running theme?
I understood nothing more because I can't make out whether 'ship' refers to relationship or the actual fucking ship. What does 'Steve does fixing in the ship' MEAN IS THIS MARRIAGE COUNSELLING OR NAVAL ENGINEERING?
EVEN THOUGH I UNDERSTOOD NOTHING, THIS SEEMS LIKE A GAY FUCKING DISASTER. RENEW IT. GO SLAY OFMD THE GOOD OMENS FANDOM IS BEHIND YOU.
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I want you to ride my strap. I want to be able to watch all the sexy faces you make as you take control of your own pleasure. I want to watch how hard you work to get yourself off. I want you to use my tits has handles while you grind your hips against me. Every once in a while, I want to buck into you just to hear you gasp from the unexpected pleasure. When you start to get tired, I want to use my hands to help guide your hips up and down. Then, when I know you're at your limit, I want to thrust into you as hard and fast as I can. I'll keep thrusting inside of you until you finally cum all over my strap.
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