#i cannot fucking believe this. i cannot fucking believe u made me act up like this

[kylejsugarman]

Idk if you’ve answered this already but at what point in their relationship did Jesse tell Demi ab his past? How did that go over? How much does she know?

ive mentioned it some before but i haven't really gone super in depth!! as u all may know, i am very "and then everyone made it to alaska and everything ended up ok!! :)" minded, so i dont have a big dramatic revelation beat to my story and ultimately, jesse never tells demi that he's living under a completely new identity. however, he does tell her a Lot of other things, partially because he trusts her, partially because he feels guilty keeping things from her that might make her see him differently; he feels that she deserves to know how fucked up he is so she can escape him and avoid tying herself down to a mistake. jesse first tells her about his drug use after demi explains how her sister died, again out of that guilt and the expectation that she won't want to associate with a former(ish) addict, but demi saw firsthand how powerful addiction can be and isnt scared off. when it comes to his criminal history, it takes him a little longer to work up the nerve to disclose that stuff: he's afraid of both endangering her by letting her know what he's done and losing her. he drops a few things along the way, usually related to drug dealing and production since she was so understanding of that aspect of his past, but once they decide to get married, he feels that he owes it to her to be totally honest. the dark details of making and selling the drugs, being around violence and controlling figures. enacting violence himself. losing people. being sold into slavery. he leaves out specific identifying details (demi's never been a current events kind of person but he cant risk her connecting those dots) and places a lot of the blame on himself instead of trying to describe the people from his past who were pulling a lot of those strings. its basically an abridged version of the show's events, no names, no details in certain places (he doesnt even tell her which state he used to live in), and no forgiveness.

demi listens patiently the whole time, not asking many questions along the way. she tenses up when he touches on captivity, but otherwise her demeanor remains open and nonjudgmental. when it's over, she doesn't say anything, which is somehow worse than disgust. jesse is so wound up at this point that he flips out on her, insisting that this is her time to cut her losses. he's a criminal, a fucking murderer. he's evil. demi still doesnt react the way he wants and instead just waits until he's out of venom before reaching out to very gently smooth down his hair. petting the angry, upset dog instead of reflexively giving him away. "im sorry you've had to carry that around with you all this time," she says softly and that breaks him. because it Has been so hard carrying that around. demi asks a few more questions, clarifies a few more things, then tells him what she thinks. that she's seen how he acts now, how he treats people, how he treats himself. that she grew up with a father who sounds like the figures he alluded to in his story. that she is uncertain and insecure about a lot of things, but she's never been more sure that jesse is a good person and that she loves him irrespective of whatever came before. "im dangerous," he insists, a former fighting dog that would rather die than return to the ring. a hand on his own—"then why do i feel so safe with u?"

it's not perfect. there will always be things that jesse never shares with her and he will never totally forgive himself because as the one living person who knows the Extent of what went down, he feels that it's his responsibility to hold himself accountable for It for the rest of his life. demi's perception of him Does change, although not entirely in a negative way, and she is a little hurt that he expected her to bail so quickly and she can't lie and say that her mind doesn't occasionally drift to the fact that her husband has killed people. but at the end of the day, they're two broken people who were utterly convinced that their lives were over before they found each other. this is their second chance at life and they're never going to take that or each other for granted. whatever comes, they're going to face it together

#angrylesbianstereotype #ask #syd squeaks #i cannot fucking believe this. i cannot fucking believe u made me act up like this #i am SO SORRY in advance for how long and incoherent and just. flagrantly hand-wavey and self indulgent this is my god #jesse pinkman #demi ayuluk

[artoodeetootired]

lowkey

when two celebrities known for being a beast in their respective fields are actually the shyest in real life- especially when it comes to attraction.

op!81 x fem!singer (smau)

🫧“us in a king size, keep it a secret. say i’m ur queen, but i don’t wanna leave this lowkey.” 🫧

p.s (let's pretend the qatar and las vegas gp's are rounds 10 + 12 of 24 respectively hehe)

ynuser

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ynuser so... been kind of busy lately...

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forynln U DISAPPEAR FOR 5 MONTHS AFTER UR LAST ALBUM AND POST OUTTA NOWHERE... girl u cannot keep doing this to us...

-> user1 lol watch her

-> user2 Bruh stfu she literally gave us a god sent album made of unicorn shit she doesn't owe u anything

bsfuser i hate you for telling me what's boutta go down but not let me say shit to anyone 😞

-> user3 it's ok bestie u can tell me, i won't tell anyone :)

ynluv How she is so different irl compared to her stage self still baffles me to this day.

-> user4 FR like wdym u gonna be busting out moves that get u viral then act like the sweetest creature on earth when u out here?? 😭

-> user5 duality go prr. she's probably the shyest celebrity i've ever seen.

-> user6 I can't believe she's an '03 baby.

gracieabrams omg ur orange cat

-> user6 car*

-> user7 car*

-> user8 luv u gracie

user9 orange suits yn so well

user0 lando is such a fanboy 😂

-> user| him and half the grid have been so consistent with promoting her LMAO

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landonorris: would've been right next to u if stroll hadn't crashed again

mclaren: 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

user_: being very calm compared to ur reaction after lance's fiasco today LOL

logansargeant: LET'S GOOO

user@: wow our pastry posts after a century

alexalbon: oi why didnt you take lily's and my advice to post with yn's music if u asked us in the first place...

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f1 Our special guest performer and new partner for the 16th round on our calendar, Las Vegas, has been confirmed; a little fun before the racing begins! We bet you guys will like this one... 🤭

Until then, round 11 in Netherlands next weekend 🇳🇱 Stay tuned!

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user! omg i have been waiting for this

f1forlife istg if they bring out the same performers as before...

fanacc the amount of singers liking this post is really fucking with us LOL

alexalbon hi f1 pls tell me u listened to us and booked the grid's voted fav 😸

-> charlesleclerc agreed.

-> maxverstappen1 agreed.

-> landonorris @oscarpiastri and i will boycott.

-> oscarpiastri mate i didn't even vote.

-> landonorris okay fine but u do like yn/ln right? ...right? 🔪

-> oscarpiastri ...

-> landonorris dw everyone osc's just shy no need to cancel him

-> danielricciardo 💃🏽

-> lance_stroll wait there was a vote?

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ynuser

ynuser switch up

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forynln she's killing us and she knows it damn well

user pls just one hint 😭

user how do u feel about oscar piastri not liking u LMAO

arianagreenblatt gorg bestie 😩

user the aesthetic change is very sus

user ladies and gentlemen, the queen of singing, dancing, and gatekeeping

-> user the way we still pine after her and her whereabouts even though she is the most nonchalant pop girl out there

-> bsfuser she's cooking smth 🧐

-> frd2 yk smth dont u 🥸

2 weeks later...

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lewishamilton: why did i not see toto doing this????

ynuser: it was a pleasure meeting u too 🤠

f1: You boys are very welcome

totowolff: George...

-> georgerussell: please don't fire me

landonorris: ok but did u see the way she looked at me??

-> georgerussell lando, u know full well she was looking at someone else

-> landonorris shut up :(

-> georgerussell i will not allow u to ruin her with ur playboy antics

-> landonorris EXCUSE ME

landonorris and f1 🔁

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landonorris best. weekend. ever.

mini photo dump of the boys at the concert 'cause @ynuser actually performed for us 🤯🤯 we're such huge fans- it was epic meeting you!

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landonorris p.s. oscar loves her, he's just shy

-> oscarpiastri lando u idiot

-> logansargeant i can confirm ahem

mclaren we advocated for this very hard, just so yk...

-> user0 the gods (you) have bestowed us simpletons (seriously) with such a blessing (yn and mclaren interactions)

-> userl for the whole grid? the fans? ...or a particular someone? 🤭

ynuser epic meeting me??? bro i almost fainted meeting u guys and drivers i've been a fan of since i was 10 😭😭😭

-> bsfuser how was it omg

-> ynuser LOL definitely an interesting experience...

-> landonorris omg she replied 😭

-> georgerussell bro she called u bro

user_ im convinced theyre music drunk and not substance drunk here 😮‍💨

ynuser

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ynuser you all already know. this thread is as aesthetically chaotic as my mind rn.

thank you to my team for handling such a mess of me when since i got this invitation !! could not be here, or look this decent without any of u.

thank you to @f1 from the bottom of my heart. i've been such a fan since i was in nappies, nd you guys just made a dream of mine come true. from the races, new friends, to performing for such a crowd in vegas, it has been one of the most surreal weekends of my life. you all just know im gonna be clutching on to this partnership for as long as i breathe. nd congrats to @maxverstappen1, @oscarpiastri, nd @charlesleclerc on the podium ! until next time 🏎💋✨

(last slide is real footage of me meeting toto wolff)

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redbullracing thank you for stopping by our pit!

-> mclaren ok but she went to ours first

-> scuderiaferrari yeah... she liked us most though. should've seen her face when she walked in.

-> mercedesamgf1 you guys know she was a long-time mercedes fan before this right??

-> landonorris what is going on? (she definitely liked hanging out with us more)

-> logansargeant lol you're so delulu (laughed way harder with my group)

oscarpiastri thank you too! we should hang out again sometime soon

-> landonorris 'hang out' pfft sure

-> user omg oscar commenting on a non-f1 person's post??? a FEMALE nonetheless????

-> oscarpiastri everyone has to chill fr

bsfuser that’s MY BESTIE

-> user she is GLOWING

-> ynimagine mommy??? sorry. mommy??? sorry.

-> user she is SNATCHED WTF

oscarpiastri

Tagged: danielricciardo, ynuser

oscarpiastri 2nd in vegas! amazing job to the team for this accomplishment, daniel for his dedication, nd yn, who we're all still star-struck by. cheers! 🍾

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user guys istg i was in the paddock the whole time AND i know what i saw. so when i say they hit it off really well...

user omg oscar even picked up on her 'nd' habit 😭

ynuser 🧡🧡🧡

-> user u are actually an angel sent from the depths of hell in the best possible way. the setlist??? the body and face??? the personality???

landonorris oscar you... 😨 when did u even go to the front of the stage for that last pic????

lewishamilton cute, flirty, teenage stuff and all but are we not gonna talk about danny ric

-> danielricciardo i think we should just go back to gushing about oscar's crush

-> carlossainz55 his crush??? what am i missing????

-> charlesleclerc the baby has grown up

bsfuser 🤨

f1

Tagged: ynuser

f1 yn appreciation post 🤍🤍🤍

Could not have asked for a better performer and partner to grace us with her presence this weekend 👏🏼

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user my timeline is EXPLODING

user converting f1 fans into yn fans too

landonorris slay

-> danielricciardo slay

-> pierregasly slay

-> alexalbon slay

-> lewishamilton what is 'slay'?

-> charlesleclerc slay

-> maxverstappen1 slay

ynuser thank u thank uuu

-> user9 queen what were u on tonight??

-> {user} not even her debut was this hype 💀

ynworld STEP ON ME

f1__grid bruh this is so unecessary... she clearly just wants attention

-> user# stay pressed ur favs like her more than u <3

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user: soooo wonder who took this photo 🧐

user: u guys got smth to tell us? ;)

alexalbon: why do u look depressed today

landonorris: where are u bro

user: what's ur fav yn song?

ynuser: im sorry i can't make it today osc :(

-> oscarpiastri: it's okay, best to let everyone cool down anyways. i'll see u next week?

-> ynuser: i promise :)

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lewishamilton: ayeee my fav coming over to the pit today?

-> ynuser: i wouldn't miss it for the world 😸 plus fans are dying to know how u pick ur fashion sense out

-> lewishamilton: oh lord

f1: 🤍

landonorris: pls be kind with the question this time :(

-> ynuser: aweeee

-> ynuser: no.

oscarpiastri: wya??

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1 month, 3 races, and 2 performances later...

~3 months later...

oscarpiastri

Tagged: ynuser

oscarpiastri i can't take it anymore. since u guys have wanted to know, anyway.

you've been on my mind since the day i met you (nd yes, admittedly since lando showed me your music videos), nd then when i met you with the biggest crush, i quickly decided that you are one of the most talented, beautiful, kindest people ever. fuck all if i just got my first win, it wouldn't have meant anything without u. i can't have asked for a better partner in crime to wear my number at the races.

although we've been pretty great at keeping it low key these past few months to just family and friends, i wanna show you off, my love x

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oscarpiastri also, ty to the grid for keeping it private, nd yes, i will be treating u all for dinner.

-> danielricciardo LFGGGGG

user oh my god.

jennaortega the question is if she beat him at karting

-> oscarpiastri she did...

carlossainz55 i never thought this day would come

landonorris cant put both my happiness and bewilderment that you actually hard launched into words

-> georgerussell character. development.

user ONE OF MY FAV SINGERS BECAME MY FAV WAG TOO AHHHHHHHH

arianagrande y'all cute asf 😭😭😭

user I CALLED IT

-> user nah dont u lie we all thought we were lying to ourselves LMAO

bsfuser one wrong move and i’ll send stroll to do more than just hit u on track 😺

-> oscarpiastri ;-;

-> maxverstappen1 u could send any one on the grid to do it, and they'd be happy to

user they're so in love im bawling

landonorris just so u guys know, his three sisters steal her away from him every week to hang out LOL

-> oscarpiastri that was totally unecessary

-> nicolepiastri give the ppl what they want ossie

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ynuser

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ynuser sike.

'orange suits yn so well'... damn right for him 🧡

this man has inspired me in too many ways, that aside from teaching me how to love and be loved. it's been pretty hard having all these memories, but not being able to live them freely because of the pressure. but i wouldn't do it with anyone else. so im gonna be 'showing you off' in my latest single, agora hills, coming out tomorrow night for my love's first win x

(to clarify, f1 has allowed me to take ONE side ONCE, so im not jobless :) ... yet)

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frd1 about fucking time

oliviarodrigo this is so cute omg

alexalbon ahem i think i should get some credit for being the ultimate matchmaker here

-> f1 actually, i think it all goes to us.

-> user 💀

logansargeant THE LAST PHOTO PLS SEND IT TO ME LMAO

gracieabrams omg him with her cat 😭😭

-> user gracie, luv, it's car*

-> user car*

-> sabrinacarpenter dw babes i don't get this shit either

user oscar first win AND yn new music AND hard launches from the softest ppl ever??? has the universe finally decided to bless me???

user they were literally meant to be

user what happened to the shy versions of themselves oml

tatemcrae the hottest, most sincere, and talented celebrity couple rn

bsfuser and i was there to witness it all 😌

-> charlesleclerc so was i

-> bsfuser i was first tho

-> charlesleclerc fair enough

-> landonorris i was there the most

-> bsfuser i was their couple counsellor

-> landonorris i was their matchmaker

-> alexalbon NO YOU WERENT

-> bsfuser i was first to find out

-> landonorris no you werent

-> landonorris right? @oscarpiastri @ynuser

-> landonorris RIGHT????

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ynuser for u, ur first win, and to many more.

as an extra for u all, 'lowkey' is also out to show my progression from wanting to keep it a secret to having him make me scream his name <3 hope u love us as much as i do.

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user the caption???????????????????

user holy shit mother is mothering and father is fathering because never have i ever heard her make a track with sm detail about her partner in it...

-> user FR like where did the two of them go?? almost 8 months but they come back like they've aged a decade

-> user NO CAUSE WTF is 'suck a little dick in the bathroom, who that man with the big strong hands'???? miss yn??? are the both of u feeling okay????

-> user you'd think introvert + introvert = coma, but ig double negatives still apply here

dojacat bitch these tracks SLAP

user okay but osc's guns 👀

sza god, when will this shi happen to me?

mclaren All ur songs on repeat in the paddock.

-> mercedesamgf1 It's true, all the teams agreed

-> redbullracing (the only time we all agree)

user how tf did we get bashful yn and blushing osc to... this??

-> ynuser life's full of mysteries.

landonorris i miss the person i was before hearing these two songs...

-> georgerussell it's true, as big of a fan i am of the two of u, some things are meant to stay between ppl...

-> charlesleclerc i am not saying anything, which means i can get invited to the wedding, yeah?

-> ynuser yes.

-> oscarpiastri yes.

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a/n: as u can probably see, i lowkey gave up half way cause i never realised how much work this takes :,)

#oscar piastri #lando norris #mclaren #f1 #oscar piastri x reader #smau #oscar piastri smau

[ardourie]

ok cool ig im name dropping then, u are literally making up headcanons about me based on fucking nothing, i didn’t exclusively focus on the flaws of white trans people over cis white people if u actually read anything i posted instead of believing anons randomly accusing me of things you’d see my only issue is white people like YOU because you are white

watering down the impact of racism and pretending that it isn’t as harmful when coming from queer people as if being queer is an inherently purifying or redeemable action, this website is overwhelmingly trans, our circles are majority trans, getting into disagreements with trans people on here is going to happen bc of how many queer people there are on this platform, if the only people you claim i harassed are users like ratliker i don’t want to fucking hear it, i’ve been having people call me a terf for years bc of standing up to her racism and black genocide denial, every single fucking time someone on here does something racist and a brown person points it out ppl around you run to call them transphobic, like ur doing right now! the second sentence of her post literally says i deserve to be called a terf for just talking about the racism happening on the poll, she said that HERSELF

i said hussie has done racist acts and has racism in their comic, that doesn’t make hussie evil or fans of it evil it just means we should actually acknowledge its there and not have viral post going around claiming that none of what hussie did was that bad bc they’re trans and if ur bothered by it ur automatically transphobic, as if that isn’t an incredibly fucked up thing to say, bc u said that urself on ur blog multiple times, here’s my original and ONLY post that made someone go and tell plaidos i sent death threats when that wasn’t remotely what i was saying

plaidos posted this ask that immediately had ppl in my inbox calling me a terf and bigot for harassing a trans girl (hussie) and saying im a horrible person for sending death threats when i NEVER did that, had no reason to, and hussie isn’t even ON tumblr to do that

she also stated that she meant i “started” the death threats instead of sending them which is still a fucking lie bc the poll that i was referencing was posted FOUR days ago and has ppl fighting and talking about death threats about hussie before i even knew it fucking existed, and she would know bc she was arguing under the post four days ago HERSELF

how did i start death threats on a post i didnt find out about until 4 days after people were fighting under it? how the fuck does that work?

she then went on to slip up and reveal that she subconsciously thinks the queer community is only white bc when ppl complain about white queers they r complaining about latent racism, bc brown people exist in ur community and acting like poc criticizing white people (who will always be white no matter the other identities they have) means u hate queers is racist as hell

shit like THIS is what hussie was doing on a constant basis

these are just two examples you could google “homestuck racism” and find much more my only point that i ever made is that it’s insensitive and fucked up to act like anyone who doesn’t like or even hates homestuck for its racism is a transphobe or evil instead possibly someone deeply affected by hussies racism, and plaidos was under the original poll post i referenced arguing with black people calling them liars for saying hussie is racist and has antiblackness in his work:

if you recognize hussie is racist and has racism in their work why the fuck are you arguing with black people about that fact? why are you pretending people are lying and making up rumors when hussies racism has been a known fact for a literal decade at this point, hussie was quite literally responsible for a boom in antiblack racism online in the early internet you cannot be so dense as to not acknowledge this, and i want to clarify im literally a homestuck fan, homestuck meant so much to me as a kid, and bc of that i know that online spaces for homestuck treated black people like absolute shit for complaining about the racism, i was bullied and harassed so much for even being upset at characters in the comic using the n word or mocking black people, im criticizing it bc i care about it being such a large phenomenon responsible for the normalization of my oppression.

not going over the homestuck racism workshop thing bc u ppl r being purposefully obtuse and i already talked about it here

if you don’t believe me, please go ask the people accusing me of these things for screenshots of me sending death threats, ask them to show that i have no transfem friends, ask them to show it bc every fucking time theirs never any proof, stop believing ask u read about me with no proof stop believing rumors, put urself in the shoes of others, would you want hundreds of ppl sharing post saying you did something you didn’t fucking do with no proof? ask yourself why you don’t see many black people speak out on racism on here and ask urself if maybe it might correlate to how we get demonized for it, if you think callout culture is bad why participate in it in a way where you don’t even have photo evidence backing for what your sharing

lastly, u people keep going on and on about the company i keep but are the same ones cropping out the trans girls im friends with and constantly talking to on my blog, you did it with the last situation regarding aaron bushnell you did it with the previous pregnancy callout, yall literally accuse every trans girl around me of being self hating or theyfabs, random trans women who simply shared my opinion have been harassed and accused of being sock puppets, i have a whole post about that in my pinned, but u don’t care, it’s easier to make me a scape goat and deflect criticisms of racism despite you being white and unaffected than it is to simply go “yeah some people are gonna hate media that has racism in it and that isn’t indicative of anything other than hating racism” your fucking white, can we be serious right now, you published ask saying i was sending death threats to hussie when that never happened and accused me of starting the anger on a poll i never reblogged that a bunch of my trans girl mutuals were complaining about 16 hours ago, so which is it? transfem opinions matter to you or they don’t? bc it seems like u just pick a fucking choose which girls to listen to and like randomly going after black people for not liking antiblack racism

#drama

[clockeyedtoy]

So disgusting how this fandom dogpiles on ppl like tomb n many others who have spoken out abt the bullying n ableism angelwowings/tulip and outkast has done against them, but ignores the real ableism happening. U guys were so quick to turn on tomb for lacking empathy, yet u support ppl who have openly n repeatedly emotionally abused ppl w mental health issues. How quickly u guys believed lies abt tomb how hes an abuser, nazi, ableist, etc while supporting the same people who MANY mentally ill ppl have spoke out against.

Tomb took responsibility for his actions. Tulip is doing nothing but lie n avoid accountability. U didnt let tomb breathe after 5 months of constantly stalking n harassing him w obsessive behaviour towards him, u insulted ppl dealing with paranoia, bpd, npd, u dehumanized and insulted those who lack empathy. Learn from n own up to ur mistakes. U dont get a free pass after all the harm u've caused.

We have literally been given proof from her old associate that tulip didnt gaf abt the real issues w/ tomb or actually wanting to see improvements, she was freakishly obsessed w deplatforming him n causing drama. Tomb has improved. N even if he hasnt, mentally ill ppl do NOT fucking owe u recovery or to be fucking consumable! U wouldn't shame a schizophrenic person for having delusions or a borderline for having mood swings? This is so disgusting to see ppl jump on the bandwagon n then turn a blind eye when multiple ppl have come out abt tulip and outkasts current n genuine ableism. It wasnt js a one-off or jokes in bad taste.

And for everyone who blindly believed cropped screenshots, twisted context, n straight up lies, shame on u. Go ahead pick ur sides but we can all see how u react in the face of the same mental health issues u guys love to romanticize in the creepypasta characters. Do better.

And before anyone says shit, yea we tried to "talk it out" but get over urself. U cant "talk out" rampant ableism w ppl who dont gaf abt u or ppl like u. Tomb is kindhearted forgiving and mature enough to talk it out but tulip only made her friend act like a messenger to avoid responsibility.

#srsly pissed #disappointed in this fandom sometimes oml #creepypasta #creepypasta fanart #creepypasta fandom #ticci toby #jeff the killer #creepypasta jtk #creepypasta clockwork #ticciwork #cluster b #aspd #npd #bpd

[hyunsvngs]

shaved every square inch of myself for no reason just now and it made me realize

1) how naked i feel 😭😭😭😭😭

2) how hard it is to shave between ur legs like even with a mirror omfg..

which brings me to: skz absolutely helping you when you DO end up struggling to shave.. it’s such an intimate yet possibly playful situation that can turn out in so many good ways.. this is just me putting my thoughts into the world bc i could not stop thinking abt how cute and blushy they’d be 😞

(of course, shaving is a preference and everyone likes different things. in no way am i saying you’d need to be shaved for them or anything, this is just self indulgent <333)

END NOTE HITS HARD!!! in no way do u need to shave. i lurv body hair on other people but personally hate it on myself, so i shave myself completely <3

i thiiiink the boys would love something like that. it’s so so intimate

chan: he’s acting completely normal. he’s a lil blushy but the man is completely naked all the time and would encourage you to do so also so 100% spread your legs and hand him the razor

minho: definitely tries to get a lil cheeky and rubs his thumb over ur clit while hes shaving you LMFAO but other than that, he’s calm. he’s not bothered. would invite you to shave him too ngl

changbin: screams. he cannot handle how cute you are asking for his help <333 has you propped up on the counter, feet up, spread open for him. definitely has already asked you to help him shave his armpits for a stage before so this is second nature to him and he does not mind at all <3

hyunjin: SHAVE? baby hyunjin’s booking couple sessions to the salon for y’all to get full body massages and waxes - you’ll do a yoga session together after, and then a bath, where you’ll fuck. he’s got the day planned fr and he wants to hold ur hand as u get waxed. go big or go home

jisung: horny. he’s so flattered that you’d ask for his help, but i believe jisung would love your pussy 24/7 so oh my god you want him to help you shave it? word, but can you let him eat it after? LMAO this boy has 0 shame

felix: oh he’s sooo blushy with it. you’d have to be spread eagle and god he can see everything. makes a show of spreading your folds to ‘shave properly’ but in reality he’s getting a closer look for his own pleasure. let him shave you and then ride his face - god he’d LOVE it.

seungmin: says no at first to wind you up but then he’s like ofc i will dumbass. probs gets in the shower with you and gets on his knees to shave you. he’s completely fine with it, but he wants you to shave him after too tho like a cute couple’s bonding session!!!

jeongin: gets SOOOO EMBARRASSED. he gets to see you spread open like that? i have a headcanon that jeongin LOVES hair too so oh god. please let him fuck you after. he can’t get over how lush your pussy looks!!! he’s dying!!

#juno’s asks ♡ #sweet baby anon #asks: ot8

[wildernezz]

dead poets society scene that cannot be slept on any longer (im just rambling and analyzing the sillies and pretending to be smart. also spoilers loll)

I GET THAT THE DEAD POETS SOCIETY BARELY HAS A FANDOM BUT WHY DOES EVERYONE SLEEP ON THE PUNCH SCENE WITH CHARLIE AND CAMERON?? IT'S GENUINELY SO WELL WRITTEN AND PROBABLY ONE OF THE BEST DIALOGUE SCENES I'VE SEEN IN FILM??? HELLO?????

every single actor in this scene does such an amazing job. they genuinely all feel like such real and complex characters it's insane.

i don't care if you hate cameron's character but you cannot deny that his scene was amazingly pathetic. his actor did such a perfect job at portraying him almost like a rat backed into a corner. he's doing everything he can to save himself, telling himself he's the one in the right, the one with common sense, when he knows he's faking it. all his dominance is such a pathetic lie and it's genuinely impressive to watch it be portrayed so accurately. it is exactly what it's like to watch someone desperately claw for an ounce of respect. cameron was always a desperate character, and the moment he got the chance to drop his friends and come out "higher" than them, it just made him even sadder to watch.

and meanwhile charlie's the perfect example of failed justice and passion being outpoured all at once. he has so much determination and desire to stand up for what he believes, but it's all pouring out at once. he doesn't know how to handle all of it. he knows he's done for but he can't give up for the life of him, and it all comes out in a solid swing to cameron's face. that single punch probably sums up everything about charlie, and honestly everything i love about him as a character. he seems like a menace-y little bastard, but at the end of the day he just genuinely wants to do what he thinks is right. he's fiercely protective of the people he looks up to but he'll never admit it. that little shit has ZERO clue how to handle his emotions rationally and it's honestly respectable. he doesn't know exactly who he is, but his values are so strong that he's unknowingly guided by them. basically he's just a silly little guy and i hope he punches people more often :3

AND TODD THE BELOVED <33 he is so underrated in this scene it's insane. every word feels like it's falling out of him. he's lost his best friend and he's lost all control over himself. it's powerful seeing such quiet and reserved character unwillingly transform into everything they've been trying to keep down. i will forever be in love with how his character completely breaks down after neil's death. this is kinda just me projecting but he fr feels like a representation of all of my own thoughts when breaking down, except he's actually voicing them. todd supremacy for-fucking-ever.

THE OTHERS ARE ALSO SPECIAL TOO BUT THEY DONT GET A LOTTA LINES FOR ME TO ESPECIALLY ANALYZE SO IM JUST GONNA ADD RANDOM TIDBITS OF THE OTHERS HERE.

i absolutely adore how knox acts in this scene. especially his lines of "don't touch him charlie, you do and you're out," and then for that to be followed by "you don't know that" after charlie's little "i'm out anyway"?????? knox's entire personality in this movie might be about trying to rizz up girls (and it's a little concerning now but it was a different time guys please he's silly guys i swear), but he's honestly SOO sweet when he's not focused on that. he's just as protective of his friends and it's so nice seeing him be the voice of reason. like did u guys not see how quickly he reached for charlie when he was about to kick cameron's ass????? he genuinely wants the best for his friends and he knows them well enough to try and stop them from doing any irrational shit (even tho it failed later but shshsh). love knox for that.

meeks and pitts don't say anything in this scene, but their looks alone give off so much. you can just SEE how much meeks feels betrayed by cameron, and then pitts looks like he's still trying to process the fact that cameron would even do something like that. it's honestly so sad but god it's so amazing to watch.

anyways thank u for coming to my ted talk plspls ask me about films or drop ur random analyzations to me im so desperate to analyze my favorite little guys :33

#dead poets society #analyzing #ramblings #film loser analyzes 6 white boys real #i swear im normal

[tripthelightfandomtastic]

This Wednesday I’m thinkin about roommate Danny walking in on you as you’re having some ✨me time✨

He hears his name, and thinking you need something, he comes into your room, like “Yeah, what’s u-“ only to find you spread out, touching yourself as you moan his name

I love this trope so much.

You swore you weren't being that loud. That your door was closed. That he wouldn't have heard you. All of that was wrong. Clad only in your silk robe, hardly clinging to your body from the warmth of your skin from your shower. Your shower head may have helped you get off a bit, but you were insatiable this evening. You let out a whine, fuck you needed this.

"Mmm," you whimper through gritted teeth, so close now, but you just couldn't get your mind to turn off. Your fingers dipping inside of your sopping wet pussy as you search for motivation. Danny had been a recent addition to your spank bank. You had heard him fucking some girl the other night, and god the way the bedframe rocked against the wall, the way he made her sound, how you could hear him so clearly... and maybe you made yourself cum listening, so what? Just harmless fun?

You closed your eyes as you focused on your fantasy. Your fingers move faster, your breathing faster, your moans whining into the air, so close now. "Fuck, Danny." You sigh, your fingers swirling over your clit, your legs spread wide, your door creaking open. "Did you need somethi-" a voice asks. You bolt up right, eyes wide as saucers as you take in the horrific sight of your friend and roommate, Danny standing in your doorway.

"I'm so sorry," you say quickly and anxiously, averting his gaze as you pull your robe closed, "oh my god, I'm so sorry, I didn't think-" "That I didn't hear you?" He interrupts. You look at him nervously, your heart slamming in your chest, fingers clutching your robe tight. "I thought-" "That I haven't heard you moan my name before?" He asks with a devilish smirk. The door opens a tad more as Danny steps in, the creaking sound of its hinges only making your breath hitch.

"I've heard you, a few times now." He says softly, walking to the edge of your bed. You can't help but let your body relax, your hands loosening their grip on the silk of your robe, your legs opening up slightly as his eyes start to dance over your form. "I like hearing you, especially when I know I've been thinking of you when I touch myself too." He whispers, his hair dangling in front of his face as he leans close to you. Your breath wavers, eyes scanning his as he searches your face for any signs of overstepping. You part your legs for him as he climbs slowly into your bed, you move backward to accommodate him and you cannot believe this is even happening. His large hand comes to your thigh, warm and soft as he opens your legs to him. He leans in close enough to kiss you, and right as he's about to, a long slender finger glides up your wet pussy, making your whimper against his lips. "Good girl." He whispers with a grin before capturing your lips with his.

The kiss is deep as he slowly begins to touch you. Your silk robe falls away, revealing your body to him. Danny sighs as he takes in your figure, "God, I've always imagined what you'd look like this way, but this is more perfect than anything I could've thought up." He rasps against your neck before slowly plunging a finger inside of your aching pussy. "Fuuuck." You moan slowly as he does, stretching you out and making your eyes roll back. He lays you down and kisses your neck, "Oh baby you're so fucking wet, who is all this for?" He smiles against the crook of your neck, adding a second finger inside of you, making your hips buck, "Y-You." You confess, you would act more shy if he wasn't kissing you and finger fucking you so well, so you might as well be honest.

"You're so tight." He whispers as he bites your earlobe. "So good." You whine as his pace increases. He kisses down your neck to your shoulder, down to your breast, his tongue lapping over one of the hardening nipples, making you shudder as the warmth of his tongue and the feeling of his fingers overwhelm your senses. "Oh God, Danny." You whine. "There's my sweet girl. Just like I've heard before." He whispers with a smile. "Need more." You pout, Danny's eyes meet yours, practically bursting out of his head at your words.

"Yeah? You need more baby?"

"Need your cock. Wanna feel it so bad."

"Good, because I've been dying to give it to ya." He smiles before gently removing his fingers from you. You watch in excitement as he pulls off his t-shirt and those suddenly tight seeming grey sweatpants, along with his underwear. Your mouth agape as his cock bounces up against his stomach. You can't stop yourself from reaching out and touching him, wrapping your fingers around his perfect looking shaft. Danny groans at the feeling of your soft, warm hand. "So big." You mutter to yourself. "I know you can take it, pretty girl." He rasps, his eyes meeting yours again as he leans forward, kissing you slowly. You relax and spread your legs open for him to lay in between. His cock slowly running through your folds makes you moan out.

"I need you so bad." Danny whispers as he slowly strokes his cock. "Give it to me, Danny." You say, surprising even yourself at your boldness. Danny smiles and kisses you as he presses inside you. Both of you watch the others' faces as he first sinks inside of you, the sounds of the others moans and sighs and the way your eyes flutter closed as Danny grips at the sheets as he fills you up for the first time. "Fuck," he moans in your ear before slowly beginning the delicious motion of his hips.

Your hands wrap around his back as he rocks into you, nails scratching against his skin. "Oh fuck, Danny, fuck you feel so good." You whine. Danny kisses you hard, both of you so desperate for the other. You raise your legs and wrap them around his hips, making the angle deeper for you both, making the both of you moan out eachothers names, this time for your both to hear.

Danny's hips are slamming into you and you cannot keep yourself from biting at the junction of his neck and shoulder as your climax builds. "I-I'm gonna cum oh my god-" "Me too." Danny's voice shakes as he slams into you. "Come on baby, cum for me." He whispers. Only a few more strokes and you're cumming around him, your eyes rolling back, your nails digging into the rippling muscle of his back as your cum hard.

It doesn't take much longer until Danny is panting and groaning in your ear, moaning your name until he pulls out, cum splattering all over your stomach. He collapses into your arms. Both of you searching for breath and holding onto the other as if you might float away. Danny kisses your cheek, you smile at the sweetness of his gesture, one so much sweeter than the absolute filth you two just finished. "I can't believe we just did that." You sigh, fingers running gently over the red marks from your nails in his back. "Me neither." Danny whispers against your neck.

He sits up and looks at the mess of you two, smiling with pride.

"Wanna do it again in the shower?"

"Absolutely."

#wild wednesday #fuck heres a whole fic #gvf #greta van fleet #josh kiszka #jake kiszka #danny wagner #sam kiszka #jake gvf #josh gvf #danny gvf #sam gvf #gvf smut #danny wagner smut

[captainjunglegym]

WIP WEDNESDAY - 13/03/2024

Tagged by jon @bigassbowlingballhead love u pal <3

I am on somewhat of a short writing sabbatical I tell myself. I've posted nearly 75,000 words in six weeks which is a lot for me. So I'm taking this week to relax from my WIPs before starting to post scheduled oneshots and start a new chaptered fic.

That being said i wrote a 1500 word fic this morning which you can just have here lmao.

Summary:

Exes Alex and Henry meet at the funeral of Henry's twin George who was killed suddenly aged only thirty-five. They haven't seen each other in four years.

The wind is bitter as it blows down from the top of the hill. It’s March, so it’s that time of year where the sun isn’t quite ready to negate the feel of the chill early in the morning and late into the evening. It’s already eleven am and the sun does feel warm when the wind dies down. A few moments reprieve where Henry doesn’t have to pull his coat tighter around his body or wish that he’d worn something that was more wind proof.

They don’t really make raincoats that are funeral approved, however.

Still, he pulls his thin black pea coat so it doubles over him. It’s too big. It’s not his. It was too big for George too, but his brother loved to wear oversized things. Said it made him feel small and holdable.

The thought crushes Henry. What he’d give to hold George now.

Everyone else has already gone. His mother didn’t even show. Her grief is exponential, increasing and deepening at such a fast rate now that she cannot be touched. Losing her husband young destroyed her, but burying one of her children eviscerated her. Not even the scars of her former self remain anymore.

And Henry understands. More so maybe this time than when his father died. He loved his father so much, but George was his twin, the other half of his soul. Maybe this is what his mother felt. Maybe this is what it feels like to break apart. Except she isn’t haunted by her husband by every reflective surface, by every future birthday. By every photograph of his childhood, every fucking Instagram post. By every friend they had because they didn’t even have separate friendship groups. Everything they had they had together and now Henry inherits it all.

It's too much.

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It’s times like these that Henry curses being raised as an atheist. He wishes he could believe that something came after this, that he and George will meet again, but he can’t. People tell him that George is in a better place. A dark part of him agrees that six feet under some fucking dirt is probably better than living in a two bed on Peckham Highstreet. It’s a lot cheaper.

Henry gets the sudden urge to jump into the grave. It’s open, waiting for someone to come and cover George and seal him down there forever. Henry could just jump in with him.

“I didn’t think anyone would still be here.” A voice says from behind Henry, startling him.

He turns to see a beautiful man wrapped up in a warm black coat and scarf. It’s Alex, because of course it is. Who else would be so late to a funeral they miss the entire service. Who else would spring up out of the ground at Henry’s moment of despair like some kind of macabre dandelion.

“Right on time, I see.” Henry tries to snark, but his voice comes out small and fragile.

“My flight was delayed.”

Henry hums. “Nice to know George wasn’t worth flying out a day in advance.”

“Don’t.” Alex says, firmly but not aggressively as he moves to stand next to Henry. “Don’t do that, H.”

“Don’t do what?”

“Don’t act like I didn’t care about him too.”

Henry feels crazed, like he wants to scream and tear off his clothes and jump into the lake and inhale the water.

He lets out a forced laugh instead. “Oh right! Of course. My apologies. Of course my ex-boyfriend who I haven’t seen in four years also cares about my fucking dead twin brother, so much so that he shows up uninvited at his funeral an hour too late. I’m sorry for being so insensitive.”

“H-”

“-No!” Henry shouts. It’s so out of character that it snaps Alex’s mouth shut. He lowers his voice. “No. I don’t know why you’re even here.”

Alex looks down at his shoes. “Would you believe me if I told you Philip invited me?”

Henry scoffs. “Pull another one.”

“It’s true,” Alex says gently. “He called me…after… He called me when, uhm-”

“-When George was stabbed to death in a pub in broad daylight?”

Alex lets that sit for a moment. “Uhm. Yes. He called me again to invite me.” He takes a deep breath and when he speaks again his voice cracks, “we were together for ten years, Henry. I loved George like he was my own family. We were a family.”

And they were. Alex had met Henry at university, and they fell in love almost immediately. Alex had transferred to London and George was assigned to be his ‘buddy’ and he’d always taken credit for introducing Alex to Henry. Always said that he’d have to mention that in his speech at their wedding.

The air leaves Henry’s body, but he doesn’t breathe out. It just evaporates in his lungs. He and Alex never got married. George never got to give his speech. And now George will never be able to give a speech at his wedding. Never be his best man.

But he has to give it to Alex. George was his friend and he know that they’d sort of kept in touch over the years, in an Instagram comment every couple of months. He never begrudged George of that. Their breakup was hard, and Henry got everything. Got their friends, their flat, the whole fucking country. Alex had gone back to Texas and not looked back. George was collateral in their breakup too and Henry knows that losing Alex was tough on him as well.

“H?” Alex is hesitant, but he gently takes Henry’s hand in his.

“I don’t know how to do this.” Henry says suddenly. “I don’t know how to do any of this without him.”

George was his better. The two-minute older brother who was confidant and sociable, who looked after Henry every fucking day for thirty-five years. Who literally and metaphorically held Henry’s hand throughout all of their hardships. Henry remembers their father’s funeral, how Philip was stone silent, and Bea was high, and their mother was vacant. How George, only eighteen, took charge and read a eulogy. He was a lighthouse built onto the rock, so strong and bright.

Afterwards George had cried, they’d both cried, in each other’s arms. But the next day George had got out of bed and forced Henry to do the same.

“It’s going to be hard; I know.” Alex says, squeezing his hand. “But you’re stronger than you give yourself credit. I mean. Look at me. You left my sorry ass.”

Henry thinks about how Alex had lost himself in his work and how their relationship had degraded over six months of broken promises and missed dinners and sitting alone in their apartment. And how it broke him down into nothing before he’d finally had enough. They’d both had enough.

He’s heard that Alex is doing better now. That he’s finally learning how to have that work/life balance that was only a dream to them back then.

“I’m all alone this time.”

“No, you’re not.”

“Yes I am. Bea has Michael and the twins. Philip is…well he’s Philip. Mum is completely vacant and our friends are all grieving.”

Henry knows Alex is going to say some placating bullshit like, ‘oh it’s okay you have me,’ like he doesn’t live thousands of miles away.

“You should come stay at the lake house.” Is what Alex says instead.

“What?”

The lake house was their place. Before everything went to shit, they often spent time there, sometimes with their friends, sometimes with Alex’s family, sometimes just the two of them. It’s a haven, really. A place where time doesn’t exist. All sunshine and water and blues skies.

“Come stay at the lake house. Get away from London for a while.”

“But my family-”

“-Be a little selfish for once, H.” Alex turns to him and looks him in the eyes. “I don’t have to be there. You can just come and unwind in the sun. Take a break from this all and have time to grieve properly.”

It’s insane. It’s irresponsible. It’s not possible. He buried his brother an hour ago, his family is falling apart again but.

But this time they all have their own families to fall back on. Their own spouses and kids. Even his mother lives with Philip and Martha and has them to look after her.

Henry lived with George, not out of necessity, but out of love. George who’s dead. George whose dirty tea mug is still on his bedside table and his laundry still in the hamper.

He can’t go back there.

“Okay.” Henry says. “Okay I’ll come with you.”

And, later, it’s hard to get on the plane. But once he’s in the air, he takes his first deep breath in weeks.

[End]

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[mrs-monaghan]

My ask is! What is your fav trait or habits or like one thing which is particular to jikook which u adore or makes ur heart all mushy? It could be a moment or like particulr thing .

For me it is the way JK takes care of JM. In one run episode he puts the socks on JM. It was a simple gesture but damn that one moment made my heart melt, jimin sitting cutely like a baby while jk put on the socks . I repeatedly watched that clip, it is one of my fav jikook moments.

Thanks for this question anon. Here is something that makes me all mushy. This behaviour from JK makes me believe we have lost him and he ain't never coming back to us. He's too far gone... fr.

Jeon Jungkook is a man whipped.

Exhibit a) BTS at Atomix. It's a good restaurant, right? And I'm sure they had fun. Ate good food and what not? We know JK loves to eat, so I'm sure it was a good time. But when the infamous tkk photo was brought up months later JK only remembers that day because Jimin said "I'm sorry"

Umm... okay. Moving on.

Exhibit b) Run BTS episode 10. It was a continuation of several episodes where they rode on ATVs, did a bunch of shit, among them, bungee jumping and we know how much JK loves that. But his favourite thing about all of that when asked, JK said;

Again, what?

Exhibit c) When JK was asked what his most memorable thing about the Tokyo trip with Jimin was he says 😬😬😬

I mean....

For me this is the cringiest Jikook moment of all fucking time. I cannot watch this. I just can't. And if it comes up I watch with one eye closed because it's painful AF to witness. Especially members' reactions. Even they know JK is whipped. So Jikook go to Tokyo. Beautiful city, they moved around, they explored, even had fun on Halloween with Scream costumes and everything. They were there several days and even went to Disney where it looks like they had a blast. But this, this? Is JK's most memorable moment?! Are u kidding me? Unless "playing on his phone" is code for something else, this is whipped behaviour right there. And look how proud he is while recounting this. W.H.I.P.P.E.D i say!!

(Sidebar: JK is wearing Jimin's photocards as earrings. ☺)

Exhibit d) JK's reaction to Jimin sneezing.

That's it.

Exhibit e) JK reacting to Jimin slurping noodles

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He is adorable. Fr fr. But listen, Vhope DGAF but here JK is being endeared AF by Jimin's simple act of eating noodles. I mean... come on dude, really? I mean I get it, its Jimin. But really? 🤭

Exhibit f) JK's reaction to Jimin's pinky. The absolute cutest. He's so whipped y'all

Exhibit g) "You owned Run Bts"

First of all, JK sounds adorable when he says this. I just wanna put him in my pocket he's so cute 🥺 But also really? I mean okay. If someone held a gun to my head and told me to prove I was Army of course I will go "lagibolala!" It's one of the most iconic BTS quotes right up there with "party party yeah, niagara popo, listen boy, etcetera" But still... Jimin owned ALL of Run Bts because of this? Really JK? Tell us you're whipped without telling us you're whipped. I can't with this guy.

Exhibit h) One of my favourite JK moments of all time. When he was asking Jimin for pork. Gosh, how is this man so macho and yet so adorable at the same time??? Istg I could listen to this all day. Someone make it my ringtone already!

Anyway, the thing that is easily missed is the fact that Jhope who was next to JK offered his pork. But JK didn't want that one. Nope. He wanted the one from Jimin who was allllllllll the way on the other side

Exhibit i) Last but not least. I already brought this up but it deserves to be brought up again. BV season 4 members in New Zealand enjoying the beautiful view. They've never been there before. Its their first time. They're all in awe. Its amazing, incredible and they all pretty much "wow" the entire time. But JK, JK is like fuck the view. Staring at my boyfriend is all the view I need

The camera keeps panning out. And JK keeps staring. What did I say? JK my dude, you are

So yes, anon JK is a man in love and he makes me go all mushy when I see him get amused by the most mundane things as long as they're coming from Jimin.

A member will do one thing and JK won't care. Won't even notice sometimes. But as soon as Jimin does that same thing, suddenly its the funniest thing JK has ever seen. Or the cutest, or whatever. To JK, certain things are "meh" until Jimin does them. Then he absolutely loves it.

When I tell you Jungkook is a man in love, I mean it.

#if jikook isn't real then neither am i #jikook is the isht #jikook is so real #jikook is real #jikook #kookmin #minkook #jimin and jungkook #park jimin #jeon jungkook #bts #jimin #jungkook #bts ask #ask shaz #bon voyage Jikook #run jikook #jikook analysis #whipped jungkook #whipped jk

[vivacissimx]

hellooo, maybe i remember the scene wrong, but why alysanne should be against Viserra becoming queen in a possible marriage with Baelon? ok she was commenting the fact that Viserra loved more becoming queen than Baelon himself, it may be, but it's a very weird thing, complaining about your daughter wanting to be queen when you yourself ARE a queen and you've said more than once that women can and should rule. thus without the whole question of 'she doesn't want her brother for love, time to marry her to some old guy she'd probably hate'. i even like alysanne but this was so nonsensical and fucked up lol there's no reason why she's so adamantly against Viserra getting the crown. like, if Baelon had ruled, why are you against him getting a consort?

Alysanne's POV on the Viserra/Baelon is multifold to me; obviously the first concern she raises is that Viserra does not love Baelon, she just wants to be Queen. This makes no sense because Aemon was alive at the time but her concerns over Viserra's motivations aren't unfair. To put it plainly, she thinks they'd be miserable together, as Viserra wants something from Baelon that he cannot provide/that she might eventually resent him for. There is a motherly concern for her kids' happiness that tracks with her character.

We should remember that this is post-Saera so it's not as if her own marriage was in the best place. I think Alysanne was made insecure about her parenting by Saera's situation. There was Jaehaerys who blamed Saera. There was Saera who was unrepentant. There was Alysanne who was used to her family members desiring her approval & goodwill, which allowed her to play peacemaker among them, but which neither Saera nor Jaehaerys gave two shits about during the whole saga. Suddenly Alysanne's position in her family was not what she thought it was. A lot of her actions that seem harsh could very well be coming out of that headspace.

However, the fact that she came up with such an honestly terrible solution to the Viserra debacle in the form of Theomore Manderly makes me think two things: a) Alysanne did actually believe it was a possibility that Viserra could seduce Baelon, and b) Alysanne's personal favoritism towards Baelon clouded her vision when it came to anything that concerned him. While I don't think Alysanne was against Baelon ever marrying again, I do believe knowing the heights to which he loved Alyssa meant that consort absolutely had to be someone Alysanne believed could make him personally happy, as Alyssa had. I think she thought that if Baelon consented to marrying Viserra (0.000001% probability) it would be a mistake; a mistake she could prevent.

This protectiveness was not shown to Viserra. After all, Viserra was the one being sent away to one of the most remote places possible for a princess of her dynastic credentials, without eyebrows being raised about the match. Her husband would be a grown man unlikely to be easily manipulated. Viserra's children would not be heirs to anything, to bolster her position. She'd have to rely on the goodwill of strangers.

(Remember when Alysanne told her mother Alyssa Velaryon that even if she was sent to the corners of the world she'd fly back to Jaehaerys? Well Viserra didn't have a dragon & unlike Alysanne, she had a mother who was willing to send her to that very corner to keep her away from her brother. Sickly sweet irony.)

It's frustrating though, because Viserra tried in several relatively mature ways to explain she did not want this betrothal before appealing to Baelon. Viserra spoke to Jaehaerys, who dismissed her & acted like it was out his hands (mf u are THE KING). Viserra told Alysanne that if Alysanne liked Theomore so much, she should marry him - i.e. would you want him in my position/appeal to empathy. Seducing Baelon (mission failed) was a last ditch effort of a sixteen year old crying out for help.

Ultimately Alysanne didn't want to listen, she wanted to be right. We know she was a convincing Queen, that she had a knack for bringing people around to her viewpoints, but Viserra & Saera showed us the other side to Alysanne's strong conviction: she didn't back down when she was wrong, either.

#viserra targaryen #baelon targaryen #saera targaryen #alysanne targaryen #text #asks #asoiaf #q

[stalkerofthegods]

I love your deep dives. Like actually. I do need to ask something of you. You seem to bare a lot of knowledge for your age (respectfully and lovingly meant, non weird way) but do you maybe have some advice? I've been having issues. I've been worshipping apollo and aphrodite now but sometimes I have issues believing the greek gods actually exist and it hurts to even type this bc it sounds like I disrespect apollo or aphrodite. I don't know what to do. If you do not want to answer, please don't. You are not obligated to. Then I also have another question, if you do wanna answer, I don't think aphrodite is it for me, but I do learn how to love and I do want to love properly cause of her, but I don't know if she fits me, her candle flame goes up and then down like it's going to the underworld or some lol (she doesn't have a seperate altar so maybe cause of that) I'm curious to your reaction/response if you decide to answer. Again, don't if you don't want to. (Most questions are from me btw) also again, LOVE YOUR DEEPDIVES.

I know the gods exist, and I’ve heard them and I’ve talked to some of them, and I've channeled, (via pegeleum or talking or just randomly channel ((they say something I look in awe)) I've felt some of their touch before and I've met some them in dreams, I've worshiped the gods for years, I know they're real, it's insane not to think so. “Why would millions worship gods that are fake?” That's what I ask myself, and all answers say they are real, because why would my neighbor worship god if they're fake, but why would my other neighbor worship satan, or my friend worship Apollo and Loki, it's because they are real. the gods don't have to do anything to show us, I think that real devotion is truly and fully thinking they're real, not some “they're gonna come down from the heavens and they do live on a mountain!”, you know they're not gonna, But I always keep in mind they can't go against physics tho, so when I see a candle go crazy I don't go “Oh gosh they're mad” I think “fuck I forgot to trim it” because ur gonna get phycosis from thinking that, I don't believe personally that the gods made physics exist, but I wasn't there when it was created, I've never been where it was, and I don't care, I think the gods don't care about offerings and devotion more than they care that you believe in them, I believe in them because it's in my blood, one of my names means follower, I've doubted them but, even if I don't want too I know they're there and I know I cannot deny it because of my experiences and wisdom, and trust me I've had times I don't want to. I can't tell you to believe me because I sound crazy, and I am crazy, I see hallucinations and I have some disorders (I will not be saying) and I still can tell between the gods and hallucinations and I just know, and I know that ur not gonna hear Apollo say “yippee!” in the middle of the night right next to ur shoulder in a night bathroom, but you are gonna hear him play the piano or simply say something that you will remember for years, The gods give you grace, I don't know how the gods still put up with me, but it's probably because they know, its chemicals and I have no choice to act that way because it's what I've been taught. I'm not gonna tell u that everything u hear is the gods, but trust once you hear, u know. The gods don't care if u doubt them, they don't care if u insult them, they care if u try to learn and understand, they care about growth and the end, not the beginning. And I've learned when I don't see aura on an altar I can go ask or I can wait, I usually wait because if I get confirmation, I know they're gonna come around, but I've had that fail on me before. So never think the gods are gonna hate u truly, Loki doesn't like me, but I think if he saw me stabbed she’d try to help, or if I was throwing up I think Odin would hold my hair. I feel like the best thing to do is just say it to them if you have doubts, I've had to say some nasty things and some embarrassing things, but I don't think when I sit down with them they gonna be mad I said it, they probably gonna be mad I did not say earlier or the way I worded it. We're humans, and the gods know, they know you have no choice sometimes, but don't expect them to be there all the time, I've had hermes ‘leave’ me for a year randomly, but I promise you he was just probably hiding, he probably had a plan. Apollo has seen people disemboweled and many other things, he's a doctor, and I try to understand him, along with Aphrodite, but just like we can't always offer to the gods, the gods can't always help and be there. And a person can never love ‘properly’, and I think Aphrodite's literal saying is that she can help u; Aphrodite goddess of many things, sorrow, widows, blood, stalking, love, etc. She can't stop them from happening or make u understand, but I think u need to try to understand, she can only send experiences, and she's not gonna tell u in dreams, etc, If u feel like ur disconnected redo the alter, move things around. U can only label love if u restrict it, so love freely.

#the gods #hellenic devotion #hellenic polytheism #hellenic worship #greek gods #greek mythology #doing the research for you #ancient greek #greek pantheon #hellenic #apollon deity #apollo #apollo deity #apollon #aphrodite goddess #aphrodite #aphrodite deity #aphrodite devotion #aphrodite worship #answering asks #answering questions #answering stuff

[gyusimp]

Why hello there! You cannot BELIEVE how I've been searching for someone to fulfill my ask! So i thought if ask you, for a fluff headcanon with Kyogai (tzusumi drum demon), Enmu and guess who..... Gyutaro! :D

The fluff headcanon is like if they have a bad day and their s/o cheers them up/tries to cheer them up and it ends with some *horny* content

It is completely fine if you don't have time or just don't wanna do this! Ty if you do, I'll definitely read it (^_^)

°•Cheering Gyutaro up•°

Small smut mentions/Mild NSFW

Gyutaro was in a fight, Daki had been a bit useless and that made Gyutaro very angry.

He yelled at her to fuck off and as always, let him make things right and take care of what she couldn't.

Daki cried and threw tantrums and when Gyutaro killed the demon slayers, the two of them got into a screaming match, blaming each other so it was best for them to separate for a while.

Daki went somewhere else, maybe to kill someone posing as Warabihime, and Gyutaro went right with you. He stormed into your room not caring what you were doing.

You were sitting on your futon, with a candle lighting the room and embroidering a small blanket for a project you had in mind. Gyutaro plopped down onto your lap and he used your thighs as his pillow.

You knew that he was angry by his rude way of acting and if he was like that he could hurt you with his words so you didn't want to ask him too many questions.

You only caressed his back, passing your fingers through each of his vertebrae and his ribs. You didn't like seeing Gyutaro like that so you thought what could put him in a good mood.

"Do you want to talk about it?" you asked, taking a chance.

"My sister is an idiot." he spat.

At least he had told you the reason for his annoyance. You arranged the colored threads inside a small box and folded the blanket with the needle inside to put it aside on the floor.

Gyutaro was like a cat, if he demanded your attention he wouldn't tell you anything, he would just approach you and you must drop whatever you were doing to focus your attention on him.

You ran your fingers through his green and black hair, your caresses made his eyes close. You lowered your hands to caress his entire back, Gyutaro closed his eyes but when he did, he couldn't help imagining some things with you.

Feeling your warm skin against his made him feel hard and a small gasp left his lips. He was a little embarrassed but you already noticed. The truth is, you wouldn't think that Gyutaro wanted to do it if he was in a bad mood and he didn't ask you either.

You had thought of something sweeter but you know him and you know he didn't want a sweet treat now. Your hands moved down to his hips and then to his thighs brushing the back of your hand against his dick "accidentally" which caused him to moan.

"Dammit, don't make me wait!" he asked you, needy and horny.

You kissed his lips passionately, making your tongue meet his. Gyutaro settled down and one of his hands reached under your flowered kimono to squeeze your butt tightly between his long fingers.

He couldn't wait any longer and he placed himself on top of you to open your legs and position himself in the middle of you to continue kissing you and running his hands all over your body until he had completely undone your kimono.

He filled your body with sensual kisses and hickeys that would leave marks on your skin for many days.

After a while of stimulation, he entered you and feeling your little nails digging into his back was fucking perfect.

This was exactly what he needed to feel better, you always knew how to make him feel in heaven.

It's a bit short but i hope u like anyways! 💖

#gyutaro x reader #gyutaro #gyutaro shabana #gyutaro smut #demon slayer x reader

[simcardiac-arrested]

Whats wrong with predator 2018?

it’s been like 10 days i’m tired but i CANNOT stay silent anymore The world deserves to know. you will not believe how awful this movie is

1. the moment the movie starts you just understand that it…is not going to be good. it was made in 2018 so of course it has that edgy self aware marvel humor of Uhmm he’s right behind me isn’t he ? (and then you check shane black’s other works and he directed iron man 3 and everything suddenly make sense) LIKE IM SERIOUS there’s just a scene in the first 10 minutes where this Woman In Stem character goes Lol why did we name this thing The Predator? it’s more like a Hunter or a Huntsman it’s more like a Bass Fisherman LIKE WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? WHAT AM I HEARING RN? it’s so fucking stupid and i hate this type of humor so much like CAN U BELIEVE WE’RE IN A MOVIE? ABOUT THE PREDATOR (DUMBASS NAME (LOL))????

2. i mention the Woman In Stem character specifically because she is. also not good. i’m not going to act like the predator movies have always been the best with female characters (even 1987 has its issues) but at least they were actually BEARABLE. The girl character in this movie is just like. this annoying 2010s smartass quirky girl archetype that we put in our movie because you wanted Women(tm) right? there she is we even made her quirky!!! we’re not going to give her a single likable quality though. we’re going to write her Bad . is this what u wanted ?

3. which is not trying to imply that the other characters are written Good . they’re all written Bad they all fucking suck. none of them have any charm or likable qualities and there’s nothing to get invested in. AND THEY DON’T HAVE ANY FUCKING DYNAMICS BETWEEN EACHOTHER!!!! it’s like they just exist in the same space and that’s It . they don’t get any interesting relationships or interactions . they’re all just so nothing

4. like halfway through the movie it just turns into unapologetic US army propaganda—which is fucking ironic if you know what the original predator was made for (commentary about american terrorism in central america in the 80s under reagan)—the main character’s wife just starts suddenly going off about how he’s so cool and doing so much for his country and he’s in the army waowww wowww We need to shoot everyone who’s worked on this movie and im serious.

5. i…..do not know who this movie was made for. like who is it supposed to cater to? one of its main things is autism and mental illness and yet it has the shittiest portrayal of both. But especially autism. like what if we made a movie about how autism is the next step in human evolution (?!) and autistic people are like superheroes basically (?!?!!!?) and the entire plot hinges on the fact that The Predator wants to become autistic by stealing the autistic character’s autism dna (?!?!?!?!?!?!?? WHAT? WHY ARE THERE EUGENICS IN MY PREDATOR MOVIE? IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING THIS?) (and then the autistic character in question like. actually has unironic superpowers. look he gets overwhelmed by sounds but he can instantly understand and translate predator’s alien language!!!!!!!!) And then the next minute one of the characters says Lol isn’t it crazy how we can’t say the r slur anymore? Fucked up world. LIKE SERIOUSLY WHO IS THIS MOVIE FOR? I FEEL LIKE THIS MOVIE WOULD PISS OFF BOTH THE “WOKE” AND THE “EDGY ALT RIGHT” AUDIENCES EQUALLY . shane black probably thinks autism speaks is a charity i dont even know

6. too much predator in this movie. When i say that they should make a predator movie where every scene has the predator in it YOU SHOULDNT FUCKING LISTEN TO ME IM JUST AUTISTIC. a predator movie is a THRILLER The Fucking Predator himself should appear like. a few times at least until the climax. but nooo this 2018 ass movie just has the predator running around in every scene (btw this predator moves really fucking weird in a human way. Like they usually at least make him move semi alien-like and uncannily, but this movie didnt even bother with that) (also their design is uglier than the original) (also it suffers from the same problem as the 2010 movie by adding a Bigger Cooler Buffer Awesomer Deadlier New Predator LIKE WHO ASKED FOR THIS. WAS MY OG WIFE NOT ENOUGH FOR U) Anyway yeah if you didnt get it yet: this movie doesnt understand what impact or subtlety is. at all

7. the worst thing is with the finale. you see every predator sequel loves to reference the original 1987 movie because well, it’s iconic! it has a lot of meaningful moments and lines! Specifically in the ending of the original movie, where the main character asks the predator “what the hell are you?” and the predator echoes it back at him. Supposed to symbolize us army = monsters who kill without meaning yadda yadda u get it. anyway so in the 2018 movie finale they start to reference this moment too. the main character asks And what the fuck are you (ooo f bomb we’re SOOOO edgy and 2018core) and when the predator starts asking it back the main character just goes SHUT THE FUCK UP😂 and shoots him. it’s like. my hatred for this movie was indescribable at that moment. I’ve never actually genuinely watched a marvel movie so i just took people at their word when they said it was a genre of movie that fucking hated movies. but after watching the predator (2018) which is basically a marvel version of predator? yeah i get it. What if they made a movie that hated its source material and had 0 respect for it. and also hated its audience. and hated being a movie

8. they made the dogs ugly

#the one on the left is from the 2010 movie and on the right is from the 2018 #AND LISTEN. THE 2010 MOVIE WAS ALSO BAD. IT SUCKED. BUT AT LEAST THE DOG DESIGN WAS FINE #then in the 2018 movie they were like Waht if we just put a predator face on a dog (????) #god i fucking hate this movie so much i actually cant #everyday i wake up and think about how it has ruined my life in every way possible #i need to watch prey. Badly #cramswering

[1-800-suck-my-clit]

Testing my multifandomness, so here's a list of ships I support/enjoy and why

Most (damn near all) are ganna be MlM

Clegan (bucky x buck)

John is so love sick for gale you just have to ship them

Hannigraham (Hannibal x Will Graham)

They act like a married couple with Gothic scenes and inuendos

Bat jokes (Batman x Joker)

Idk man something abt villian and hero falling in love despite being the farthest of opposites. And I love their banter where Joker shamelessly flirts with him

Superbat (Batman x Superman / Bruce Wayne x Clark Kent)

Now ik what ur thinking "bat jokes AND superbat how scandalous😱" this one only really applies to their "citizen" forms. I love the rich sugar daddy and kind southern accent trope. Also them in their hero forms are also cute bc batman let's his guard down for him

Zosan (zoro x sanji)

Your honor they're married🙄

Hisoillu

They give off Doberman and black cat energy. And canonically they are married ‼️

Rathelstan (ragnar x athelstan)

The love I have for them hold no words so here are some quotes that made me wanna rip my heart out.

"What do you mean?! You cannot leave...you cannot leave me! I love you...and you're the only I can trust so you must stay"

"I always believed that death is a fate far better than life, for you will be reunited with lost loved ones. But we will never meet again, my friend. I have a feeling that your God might object to me visiting you in Heaven. What am I to do now?"

"I hate you for leaving me. I ache from your loss. There is nothing that can console me now. I am changed, so are you.”

Symbrock (Venom x Eddie)

HEAR ME OUT PLEASE...So um anyways

Spideypool (spiderman x deadpool)

Their banter in the comics is so cute

Soapghost(konig) (Soap x Ghost (x Konig) / Simon Riley x John McTavish (x Konig))

Got really into them when CoD started blowing up on my FYP last year

Patrochillies (Patrocles x Achilles)

Ganna cry I love them sm. "He is half of my soul as the poets say" 🤣🔪🩸

Eremika (Eren x Mikasa)

If u don't belive they are end game ur wrong abt everything🥱. Tho I belive in eremika being cannon I also ship EreJean (Eren x Jean) who's to say a Lil hate sex never hurt anyone 🤭

Jayvik (jayce x viktor)

Idk who I wanna be jayces girlfriend, his boyfriend, or him😩

BoKuro (Bokuto x Kuroo)

Himbos in love? Count me in. tho I do also ship them with their main ships aswell

NaruSasu (Naruto x Sasuke)

No one chases a man around for damn near a decade bc "We're best friends🥺" 😒

Last but not least

KiriBaku (kirishima x Bakugou)

I don't give one damn what ANYONE says they are literally end game. FUCK BAKUDEKU‼️‼️🗣 I need the firecracker and his leash‼️

Um thank u for listening to my Ted talk lol 🏃🏾‍♀️💨

#mota #buck x bucky #hannigraham #hannibal nbc #batjokes #superbat #justice league #zosan #one piece #hisoillu #hxh #Rathelstan #ragnar x athelstan #vikings #symbrock #venom #spideypool #soapghost #patrochilles #eremika #erejean #jayvik #arcane #bokuroo #narusasu #kiribaku #this is alot of tags oml #had to force me stop tagging 💔 #thank you for listening to my tedtalk

[absorbedbutler]

hii I was wondering if u could do an Austin!elvis x reader ?

Y/n and Elvis have known each other since they were kids and literally cannot stand each other like every litte thing the other does gets them annoyed and they argue all the time, but one day before one of his performances they get into a really heated argument and he’s just like “wait till I’m done with this show.” And like after he’s done preforming he just fucks her into an oblivion LMAOO

this was really detailed but Austin’s just so fine as elvis like.

the amount of detail i’m in love you basically wrote this for me IM ON IT

tw this is lowk filthy

you had known elvis since you were 4 and your parents moved in to the apartment next to his.

subsequently your parents had become friends, meaning they were either over all the time or vice versa.

as your parents drank and plaid cards, you two were shunned away to a free room where you were forced to play.

you had hated him ever since he got a brush tangled in your baby dolls hair and accidentally ripped out a chunk, bringing you to lock him out on the balcony.

as you got older, sure you were attracted to him but you had to push it down, your hate always over powered it and he would remind you why you hated him in the first place.

the rumors always circulated around school that you were dating but no matter how your stomach flipped when you imagined you two dating, you forced it down.

he was an asshole, really. he wasn’t kind to you, he was cocky, and he would pull your hair any chance he got. it was typical child’s play, every morning at your locker you would put your things away and he would stalk behind you and tug on whatever hairstyle you had that day.

he infuriated you, right?

“tell me right now that wasn’t you.” you said as you pointed to the mess in your room, your clothes all on the floor and your vanity fucked up.

“it wasn’t me.” he said with a smirk, leaning up against your door frame.

“elvis i’m going to kick your ass i swear to god, get out of here so i can clean this up.” you said pushing his solid chest out of your apartment.

he put his hands up in surrender, smiling as he walked out the door.

you had come home to him already in your kitchen, stealing food and looking through your room.

this was a daily occurance, you would yell, he would leave, he’d come back and you’d hang out.

you were hooking your last shirt back onto a hanger as he knocked on your door, as you sighed you made your way to the door, letting him in.

“you calmed down yet, mama?“ he said looking in your eyes.

“that’s nauseating, don’t call me mama.” you said rolling your eyes and turning around as you mumbled a quick “close the door”, making your way back to your room.

he flicked through one of the many magazines you had as you did your homework on your bed, humming.

“did you know i have a performance tomorrow night, it’s this real uppity thing, they want me to sing.” he said as you looked up.

you snickered as he shook his head, “i don’t believe it.”

“cant you you be happy for me? this whole hate thing is a real pain in the ass.” he scoffed.

“elvis, i have never heard you sing or talk about singing a day in my life.” you softly spoke, trying to de escalate the situation as you put your hand in his thigh, him quickly pushing it off.

“no, i’m sick of you acting like a bitch. we’ve known eachother basically all of our lives can i catch a break.” he sneered

“what is all of this, why do you care so much all of a sudden.” you were overwhelmed with the sudden heaviness of the room, looking up at him with big eyes as he stood up.

“only people who know are my folks and you, i thought you could at least push away some of the hatred you have for me and be a little happy.” he was looking out the window now, hand smoothing over his forehead.

“okay, i’m happy for you, it was just a shock. i didn’t even say anything i don’t know why you’re so upset.”

a beat of silence went by before he walked over to the bed, looking down at you. “i try to make things normal between us constantly but all you seem t’care about is hating me.”

you couldn’t get a word out before he started up again, “i’m gonna go, come to the show tomorrow. wait until i’m done with my time slot backstage. we can talk then.”

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you kept your legs crossed as you sat on the couch in his dressing room, smoothing out the skirt on your dress as you heard the finishing notes to the song playing.

you couldn’t believe it was elvis, if you ignored the fact it was your neighbor it was actually quite good.

you were nervous, things ended very tensely between you two the last afternoon and you could barely sleep because of it.

you stared at the door, mind racing.

he hasn’t spoken a word to you, sneaking you into the back without a passing glance.

the door opened suddenly and you were making eye contact with him.

you saw him in a different light, his hair sweaty and eyeliner smudged, causing your thighs to rub against eachother.

you quickly stood up, hands playing with each other behind your back.

“you like the music?” the said turning to look into the lit up mirror.

you felt instant relief that he didn’t make things awkward, cracking a smile at him in the reflection.

“don’t think i haven’t forgotten about last night darlin’” he said turning around, darkness taking over his features.

he started to walk forward, causing you to move back, gasping when you hit the wall.

“elvis-“ he cut you off with your foreheads touching, causing your breathing to pick up as he moved his hands to your waist.

“don’t think i haven’t seen the way you look at me. these past few years, it’s just been building. you felt it too haven’t you?” he was practically panting in your ear.

“elvis this is crazy, you’re just feeling adrenaline from the show.”

he shook his head against yours, “tell me to stop and i will.”

you paused and let the silence consume the room.

he immediately swooped in and connected your lips, your stomach flipping as you brought your hand to the side of his face.

you had wanted this for so long and now it was finally happening, you wanted to scream.

quickly he moved you two to the dressing table, your lower back brushing against the uncomfortable wood.

you moaned into his mouth as his knee pressed up against you, he pulled away as you intertwined your hands with his hair.

“i know we both want it, but for any reason if you want this to stop talk now.”

you could barely hear him over your breathing but you shook your head, biting your lip.

with a quick nod he grabbed your hips and flipped you over, hands grasping onto the table as you looked up at him over your shoulder, eyes hazy.

he kicked your legs apart from behind and he hooked his fingers into the hem of your underwear, pulling them down and flipping your dress up.

you practically fucked your self against his clothed erection, putting your head into your arms in embarrassment.

“god, look at you, huh? i knew you wanted this as badly as me” he said pulling your head up by a makeshift ponytail.

he took his time undoing his belt and pulling his pants down, he threw his blazer on the couch behind you as he aligned his tip with you.

shoving in slowly, you whined out as you let him stretch you out.

“you can go” you managed to spit out as you felt yourself contract around him.

he slowly started to thrust in and out as he went to kiss your neck, your head pulled back against his shoulder.

your mouth hung open as you turned your head to him, looking up into his eyes as he placed kisses on your open mouth.

your eyes squeezed shut, foreign feelings taking over you.

“don’t act like such a prude, acting like i can’t hear you filling yourself up at night and moaning my name”

you whimpered, humiliation filling your body, but he wasn’t done. “too bad your hearing isn’t as good as mine, bet you would’ve heard me too.”

you couldn’t breathe, tears were coming out of the corner of your eyes as your body tingled against him.

it was sinful, you weren’t even married. but you couldn’t stop yourself from pushing back on him, finding new angles,

you could feel yourself squeezing him, deep groans going straight into your mouth, profanities coming out of his.

his hand wrapped around to rub your clit, causing you to yell out, you could barely keep your eyes open as his thrusts became sloppy.

heat grew at the front of your lower stomach, the pressure getting tighter until he administered one last pinch to your clit that sent you keeling over, crying into the wooden table that the side of your face met.

he worked you through it before he murmured something about not being able to finish inside of you.

before you knew it you were being pushed on your knees, looking up.

he tapped the tip on your tongue, your lips wrapping around it as you moved to cup his swollen balls, from the moan that came from him you could tell he was close.

not soon after he was spilling into your mouth, you immediately swallowed.

after getting up he wiped your chin and you let yourself fall into him, engulfed in his scent, letting your arms wrap around him.

“think this was enough to fix your attitude?”

#austin butler #austin butler smut #austin elvis x reader #austin butler x reader #sebastian kydd #the carrie diaries #austin butler imagine #austin elvis imagine #elvis smut #elvis 2022

[wonderaboutme]

a-dough-rable / sim jake

pairing: best friend!sim jake x gender neutral reader

friends to potential lovers!au

warnings: cursing, being called or referred to as an idiot, down bad pick-up lines (if this is a warning at all) (lmk if there's something i must include)

genre: fluff

word count: 1.7k

summary: So when you put two oblivious idiots together as partners in crime for their whole lives, would one even realize how badly one wants another even though it’s literally right in front of their eyes?

note: lower case intended. not what i was initially writing for jake but here u go. this is utterly cliche, just needed to write something to make me smile, i hope i make u smile too :>>> may have grammatical errors!!

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you and jake were the best of friends, attached to the hip, been there since diapers era type of thing. the two of you have bonded over mac and cheese and argued the most terrifying battle of whichever comes first, the cereal or the milk. crushes, relationships, friends and all that teenage angst stuff have been shared by the two of you, and if ever one’s shoulder is too heavy, there will never be a hesitation to carry it alongside one another.

you were currently sitting at the passenger seat of jake’s car, terribly crying your eyes out…crying your eyes out of laughter. even jake, sitting beside you, was trying his best to not get lost with his own laughter as he was driving the both of you and not really wanting to cause an accident. 

“you have given injustice to donuts, like doughs in general!” jake exclaims in between a fit of laughter as he cannot believe what you have just said.

“what? it’s a good one huh” teasingly raising your eyebrows at him even though you knew he wouldn’t be able to look your way. you have just made a terrible pick-up line and he started saying that you have caused injustice to doughs.

“no, it’s fucking terrible” the curse giggle it’s way out of his mouth had you’re eyes rolling.

“jake look, if someone you like asks if they look okay, what do you say to catch their attention? ‘a-dough-rable’ and it’s cute!!”

“if i do that, i’d remain single forever”  him being dramatic as ever clutched his shirt as a symbol that being in that state would wound his heart. “how dare you i read that somewhere, you’re the one giving injustice to the writer” matching his dramatic energy with a pointing finger.

“and where could you have read such a thing” still unimpressed with the terrible pick-up line and unable to believe that someone credible would actually write that.

“in a blogpost” you were very much impressed with how you answered so proudly, too proudly that jake just laughed off your response, causing you to do the same as well.

jake dropped you off at your home after you came from the boutique, fitting and picking up your attire for tomorrow’s ball. It was a tradition for your school to hold a ball for all the seniors before they all graduate high school. you have to admit it was very cliche, and it’s literally just prom night, your professors just wanted something formal. you knew it wasn’t going to be fun, you weren’t that very good with crowds, well, at least jake would be with you tomorrow, and all will be alright. 

you felt a sudden heat crept your face the moment jake crossed your mind. yes, you have an undeniable unexplainable crush on your best friend, sim jake. everyone says he likes you, but you never believe them. sure he likes you, but never in a romantic way, probably like a little sister which is why the two of you act like dorks in each other's company.

“you’re a mess and down bad (name), get a grip and confess to jake already” your mom started walking towards you with a smile yet frustrated look on your face.

“that would ruin everything mom, so no” you were stubborn, everybody knew that, you are never ever going to confess to jake and ruin the years of friendship you two have built since you were babies.

“oh honey, why would that happen when he likes you as w-” obviously your mom would convince you but you only replied a “yada yada yada” after hugging her and going straight to your room. you just wanted tomorrow to come and be over.

your mom was right though, like everyone else. jake likes you a lot.

words of advice given to him by his friends and family, to simply confess to you but such words would come in on one ear and out through the other, with the same reason as yours, that would ruin everything and that how you like him is never going to be that way.

the people close to the both of you have called you the “blinded idiots''. two birds blinded by love that they couldn’t actually see that they’re simply head over heels with each other. acquaintances, batchmates, schoolmates and even most of the professors would simply shake their heads at the thought of you denying one’s feelings for another and all they could do is watch, that maybe a star would fall from the heavens above and knock some sense to the both of you.

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It was the night of the ball, and here you were fixing up your hair, your shirt, and your make up if everything looked okay, but you weren’t really convinced even if your mom had complimented you a thousand times the moment you started to get ready. 

“you look wonderful, honey” your mom, for the hundredth time that night, told you as you met each other's eyes in the mirror in front of you. although it was getting embarrassing that your mom had to go on repeatedly about you looking amazing, you were thankful. she’s the most supportive ever.  a shout from your dad who was waiting downstairs, caused your eyes to go wide and you ended up in a frantic state. 

things could’ve been the other way around, you picking him up. but sadly, you didn’t have a licence yet and he has told you several times that he doesn’t want to go with an injured leg to the ball, dramatic. or best way you suggested was for him to not pick you up and just meet at school, but as per usual he has a reason why that is not a choice because “it’s a ball (name), arriving in a car makes you look cool”.

a smile was given to you by your mom as she exited your room, probably to meet Jake downstairs. with a final breath, you closed your eyes and stood right in front of the door thinking to yourself, ‘don’t be embarrassed, it’s just jake.’

the moment you went down the stairs, you came in contact with jake’s eyes. It was mesmerising you at one point, but you have to act cool, you really didn’t want jake to see that you were embarrassed and nervous.

“that seamstress or seamster sure did a great job with that” jake smiled as he looked over at you from head to toe, giving a nod of approval as he slowly met your eyes. a small thank you escaped your mouth, although you weren’t sure if he was able to hear it.

after a series of photographs from your parents, they finally stopped and let the two of you go, ushering excited ‘have fun’s’ as the two of you walked out the front door. nearing his car, you looked back at your parents to see that they went inside, you gave out a big sigh.

“sorry, mom is too excited as you can see” a small smile was exchanged between the two of you until he finally spoke and said, “nah that’s okay, your parents are amazing”.

“sooo, how do i look, is it okay?” you asked him, trying your best to not sound nervous or look nervous, but you biting your bottom lip kind of gave that away.

with a small chuckle, he said “you look, a-dough-rable”

hearing the compliment that came out of his mouth, you started laughing, “i thought you would never use that on someone, and that it’s actually terri-” 

you stopped. and for two reasons. 

one, jake was looking at you differently, not in a weird way, but in a loving and caring manner which obviously struck you to stop blabbering and laughing. two, you remember the conversation you had with him yesterday, when you told him about that, especially the words, “if someone you like asks if they look okay, what do you say to catch their attention? ‘a-dough-rable’

“what?” that four letter word with a punctuation mark was the only thing that came out of your mouth.

“i said you look a-dough-rable” he held you in both of your shoulders and aligned his eyes into yours. “a-dough-rable” , he repeated again and again and again, until the two of you burst out laughing. 

“what the heck, jake” still laughing hard, but you couldn’t wipe off the big smile on your face as you came down to realise what was happening.

“mind you, it was your advice and see this is why i’d remain single forever” he started sulking and dramatically pointed his finger at you and pouted. 

“well, you look a-dough-rable too, jake" the two of you bashfully looked at each other for a good three minutes, until of course the two of you started laughing at you own behaviour again, not believing that after all these years you have the guts to be shy.

jake placing a kiss on your forehead, caused peace and love to engulf you like a soft cuddly blanket. He also placed a quick peck on your lips before putting one hand in his pockets and the other brushing up his hair, “I would really like to give you the most unforgettable kiss of you lifetime that would sweep you off your feet but your parents are watching right now” looking away, you rather found him cute.

“well too bad, i could give you one right now”

you grabbed him by the collar and put his lips onto yours, chocolate sprinkles and stardust erupting around you like it has been waiting for this moment for a very long time. his lips were soft and eager to kiss you, and to be honest, so were you. you feel him smiling through the kiss and as much as you didn’t want to pull away, your lungs needed air.

“damn, that was the most spectacular kiss i’ve ever had” 

his eyes shone like they were stars, so bright and that made you happy. but of course, you two were best friends, you were dorks, each other's idiot matching piece, you definitely had to say something.

“that was your first kiss jake”

“shut up”

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a/n: it's been a while since i last posted here so i really hope you likeit :>> i had fun writing this, i hope you did too (with reading this ofc). If you could comment or reblog i would really appreciate it, thank you so much for reading!!

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