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lunas-side-anime-blog · 4 months

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Modern College Student/BF Eren Yeager Headcanons

Armin version: HERE

Changed his major so. many. times.

Tried premed bc of his dad but then realized he had to take a lot of math and was like “lol no”

Was a business major for a bit but he didn’t have enough tact or strategy so dropped that pretty quick

Philosophy was next but he has such black and white way of thinking, he always got into arguments with the professors

Ethics was ruled out after like a week bc of…well, obvious reasons

Joined Armin’s major for like a month but it took so much studying and memory that he quit

Tried psych with Mikasa but yeah every teacher kept telling him to go to therapy??? And he was like “no thank you.”

Eventually i think he will land in something like sport communication or management, bc the competition really gets him fired up and he’s only good at something if he’s passionate about it

also feel like he’d be a college athlete with some scholarships so yeah, it makes sense

Not a great student tbh

Type of bitch to say “c’s get degrees.”

Really its only his public speaking skills that are keeping his grade afloat bc his presentations are sooo hype and get the class all inspired n shit

His essays and quizzes tho? Yeah, not so good

Bad at attending classes too, for sure will be like “srry my grandma died.”

And the teacher is just like “you’ve used that excuse already?twice??"

And hes just like “ugh fine you got me, I was tired and hungover”

Def tried to join a frat but Armin and Mikasa threatened to not be friends with him

Still hangs with the frat boys a lot and is always partying with them

Pregames wayyy too hard tho, wasted before the party even starts

Unironically dances to lmfao and pitbull at college parties like “party rockers” is his fucking jam

Casual pothead, has a bong he def like nicknamed the “titan” cuz it’s so fucking huge

Will share his stash with you but like next time you got alc or bud just know he’s hitting that shit

High Eren is just really philosophical about freedom but with the munchies

Diet consists of instant ramen, mcdonalds and box mac n cheese, probably alot of redulls too

Thank god he’s athletic w a high metabolism

Is fucking rocking the man bun and will fight you if you say otherwise

Games often with Jean, Conny and Sasha

Rage quits all the time and yes, Jean has recorded most of them for blackmail

Still uses snapchat streaks and will be so salty if one of his friends broke it

“You know nothing of loyalty. It’s one snap a day! How fucking hard was that?”

Smells like irish spring body wash, old spice deodorant and weed

Also mint? I feel like he’s always chewing gum

One of those smokers who think he can just splash cold water on his face and chew on some gum and it wouldn’t be obvious that he’s high af

Carmex lip balm is the only slightly self care item he owns

Really into anime, loves the boss fights

I feel like he’d really like Naruto, Demon Slayer, Bnha or jojo’s bizarre adventure

You know anything with a lot of fights or training

Ppl say he’d like Deathnote bc light but honestly I think he would get lost with all the twists and be like “why tf aren’t ppl just punching each other???”

Loves rap if he’s feeling good or screamo if he’s angry, like there's no in between lmao

For sure listens to his music way too loud even with air pods

“Max volume isn’t enough, I wanna fuck the song” type of dude

I feel like him and Conny at one point prob tried to make a youtube channel where they like react to stuff

Jean is the top commenter…..too bad it’s hate comments lol

Is one of those guys who has such a high body temp that even if it’s like december and snowing out, he’s still in basketball shorts and a short sleeve shirt

Progressive bc Armin taught him how sex doesn’t equal gender, and pronouns are to be respected

Still a dick tho

“He’s such a fucking- wait hold up what are your pronouns? They? K cool was just gonna talk shit about you but wanted to be respectful about it, thanks.” goes back to his other conversation like, “They are such a fucking worthless cunt.”

As your bf

Probably met off tinder or something bc he is just a fuckboy looking to get his dick wet

But after fucking he just keeps hanging out with you? Or like if u get ur period or don't feel like sex he’s like, “it’s okay we can just watch a movie or something😀”

So ur not quite sure if you guys are fuckbuddies or not?

It becomes kinda obvious tho if he like ever sees you with another guy and gets all up in his face like “wtf are u doing with my girl/boy?”

U guys don’t have a clear anniversary bc he never asked u to be his, it was just kinda silently agreed upon?

Clingy lil bitch after sex like will follow u to the bathroom if u let him

Needs to shower with you, otherwise you both aint showering cuz he will turn off the water

“Now we both stinky, bitch.”

Gives me the vibe of a guy who learned sex stuff thru porn

He goes really hard, fast and will put you in crazy positions

If u have a vagina you prob will have to like teach him about clit stimulation and literally take his hand and lead it there, he’s a fast learner though

Will pull your hair but if you dare pull his?

He'll flip you over and spank you

Wants sooo bad to be called daddy, up to you though if u wanna call him that but you can tell he tries to lead you to say it sometimes

Not really controlling or anything, actually loves an independent partner who has their own goals

Is insanely jealous though, the only time he’s all up on you is if he thinks another guy is trying to get on you

If you fight tbh I think Eren can be a lil brat but I think he always has a time limit

Like..he’s the type of guy that has about three days in him of being an asshole or being in silent treatment mode before he just breaks and knocks on your door begging for forgiveness

A little toxic but again, more so about others than actually controlling you

The type to start a fight in your insta comments if anyone other than him or your besties call you hot

Will try to be cool and say “wear whatever you want, I can fight”

And he will but like will he also cry later? Yes.

Dates with him aren’t really dates? I think his love language is quality time so he’s the type to just try to hang out and make everything a lil “date”

Lots of late night car rides where you guys just talk and share songs (also car sex if ur up to it), lazy days where you two watch movies and cuddle in bed, also I think he’s the type of bf to try to tag along with you everywhere you go and offer to get you food afterwards

Only for like birthdays or anniversaires will he try to take you out for a fancy dinner, even then you might have to drop hints that you want a nice date bc honestly he’s totally okay getting mdconalds with you and pigging out

Overall he’s kinda a scary dog privellage as a boyfriend

Whose mainly all bark and no bite

(mostly)

Fav nicknames: Babe, babygir/babyboy, sexy, shortie

Songs that fit the vibe: 505 by Arctic Monkeys, Cherry Waves by Deftones, Daddy Issues by the Neighbourhood

“I’d probably still adore you wth your hands around my neck”

“I’ll swim down with you, is that what you want?”

“I tell you that I’m thinking about, whatever you’re thinking about”

#eren yeager #eren x reader #modern attack on titan #yandere attack on titan #yandere eren yeager #yandere anime #eren jaeger #yandere eren jaeger #aot headcanons #eren headcanons

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awoogahonkhonk · 4 months

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There’s actually a lot of TWST characters who I think would (or wouldn’t) partake in the devils lettuce sooo here are some TWST weed Headcanons.

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Also, Ik they teens. Teens, don’t do drugs. But I did as a teen and am still not of age, high while writing this soooo yeah. Please remember that this is fiction and these are fictional characters.

Note: not all characters are in this list. If I didn’t add a character it’s either cause I had nothing of substance to say about them or I don’t know the character enough to make a proper headcanon. Also if I say something wrong I’m sorry I’m not a connoisseur I just do what I get.

Warning(s): General talk about weed, Yuu is a stoner(maybe idk) in this, cursing, unedited and written by someone under the influence

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Riddle Rosehearts: As much as I want him to, and I think he would actually benefit from it, he wouldn’t. Especially pre overblot but also post. And it’s more than it’s against the rules. All he knows about marijuana is what he’s learned from the anti drug PSA’s his moms had him watch. And he hates the smell. And his fragile lungs can’t take smoke. And he doesn’t trust edibles or like the taste. So, as much as I want him to just give it a chance and chill tf out, it’s a firm no.

Trey Clover: He’s impartial. Doesn’t like smoking, or getting high in general but he doesn’t have anything against others doing it. May smoke in group settings but rarely. He will 100% make some fire weed brownies if you ask. Also, number one guy to be with if you get the munchies.

Cater Diamond: I think he’s tried it, had a bad high, and never touched the stuff again. Might be convinced to try again with some close friends but only if they know what they’re doing. Also, acts like he knows what he’s doing but ends up hacking up a lung.

Ace Trappola: Yeah why not. He’s down to try anything once. Actually likes being high with people, like him and Deuce and Yuu have reg smoke sessions and he loves it. Just likes the feeling idk. I don’t think he smokes alone tho. Likes flavored pens.

Deuce Spade: Will attend every smoke session and get a second hand high but will rarely actually participate. He thinks he has to be the responsible one while Yuu and Ace get high off their asses. But he’s not against smoking a little every once in awhile.

Leona Kingscholar: For sure dude. Someone is almost always on something in Savanaclaw so he’s been around his fair share and tried a couple things. Doesn’t like the smell from joints cause yk beast man heightened everything. So he prefers edibles or pens. Pens still stink to him but not as bad. Casual stoner. It helps him sleep when everyone in his dorm is all riled up over nothing. Gave Ruggie his first edible but was not happy when he had to take care of him after he greened out. (I have so many nsfw thoughts about Leona and smoking with Yuu omg don’t)

Ruggie Bucchi: Like I said, first time he had an edible he greened out. In his defense, the dosage was way too much. Leona kinda forgot he wasn’t as tolerant as him. He didn’t really want to do it again after that but he figured out smoking was easier cause he could gage where he was better. So now he’s a lil stoner. High Ruggie = ravenous Ruggie. Like Fr you’d think this kid was starving the way he was shoveling shredded cheese into his mouth, straight out the bag.

Azul Ashengrotto: Just gonna make a blanket statement now, none of the mer students smoke. They aren’t technically supposed to have lungs and filling those lungs with smoke is just painful. So he doesn’t smoke. He’ll do an edible every so often, usually to help him sleep, but that’s it. IS the campus dealer tho. He knows a guy. He knows quite a few guys actually. Hooks everyone up, for a price.

Jade Leech: Never has, never will. Has absolutely no interest in it. Doesn’t like not being in control of himself. Will be around when others get high though, he thinks it’s hilarious. Especially when people do too much and get sick.

Floyd Leech: Complete opposite of his brother. Will get high anytime, anywhere, with anyone. It hurts to smoke, like I said previously, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t trying. It’s actually getting better. He also thinks smoking looks cooler than edibles. High Floyd is a very cuddly monster. Will squeeze anyone who gets close enough. Just be thankful that he’s too out of it to use his full strength.

Vil Schoenheit: Will loudly advocate against it and ban his dorm from doing it but probably has a secret stash somewhere. Only Rook knows about it. He’s stressed ok?! You try being a famous actor/model/fairest in the land.

Epel Felmier: My boy wants to. He really does. He thinks it looks so cool, and if Yuu can do it so can he! But the smoke burns his lungs and edibles taste bad. But that doesn’t stop him from trying!

Idia Shroud: OKAY so there are two ways I could write this. Cannon how he probably is, or headcannon how I want him to be and see him as. Cannon, he probably talks a big game but actually knows jack shit about drugs of any kind. And is kinda scared to try. But he will, to seem cool. Ends up coughing up his heart but he tried and that’s what counts. And now he can officially say he’s ‘done weed’. Headcannon, Idia as a little loner stoner. It calms his nerves and makes it easier to talk to people. Usually if he’s out of his dorm, he’s high. He’s also high when he’s in his dorm. It helps him sleep and he thinks better with a lil weed in his system. May have developed a small codependency but that’s okay(no it’s not seek help). Mr wake and bake.

Malleus Draconia: Weed? Like, dandelions? What? He’s so confused when someone offers. Why would you smoke weeds? Lilia has to explain it to him three different ways before he gets it. He’ll try, but please give him an edible. It’s for your own safety. His lungs could probably take the smoke but if he ends up taking a hit too big he will cough up flames and not little ones. Very spacey once he’s high. Will stair at the ceiling for hours and say absolutely nothing.

Lilia Vanrouge: Has, will, wants to rn actually. Lilia lived through the 70s, he’s done almost every drug known to man, and probably some not yet known, at least once. Why not? He can take it. Doesn’t smoke often but also does? Idk how to explain it. Likes flavored cartridges more than anything else. The weirdo who fucks with cotton candy. He gets bad cotton mouth tho so… I mean, if you believe in the vampire theory like I do…👀

Silver: The first time he smoked was with his dad. He walked in on Lilia and a bong when he was like 15 and Lilia was like cmon m’boy. Now, he’s concerned that Lilia wasn’t more careful and exposed him so young but that also means he has an okay relationship with weed. Like, he’s able to make his decision firmly due to plenty of experimentation. He hates smoking and edibles generally but will absolutely body some weed brownies.

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strangersmunsons · 10 months

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down on skid row

you’ve been seeing Eddie for a while. he likes taking you to the movies.

Contains: Eddie x Reader, meet-cute in the breakfast aisle, Eddie’s got a penchant for drive-in movie dates & convenience store munchies. No use of y/n, no description of reader’s appearance. Leans fem!reader, but can be read as GN, I think. (If not, just lmk and I'll change the tags!) Warnings: mentions of food and eating. Word Count: 2k so i have a few longer WIPs that i’ve been working on for months that are still not finished (@ people who can pump out like 10k-word fics on a weekly basis…how do you guys do this) so i thought i’d post something short & sweet in the meantime. i know it’s only june, but i’m craving a cozy fall night with my fictional bf, okay?

It’s the middle of October. Dry leaves scuttle across the pavement in the breeze, dancing over your feet as you walk past the shops lining the Hawkins main drag, the setting sun washing everything in golden autumn light. Window fronts are decked out with pumpkins and twinkling orange bulbs, paper cutouts of bats and smiling cartoon ghosts. Even though you’re running late, you can’t help but slow your pace, stopping to admire the establishments that are particularly dedicated to celebrating the upcoming holiday.

Your shift working at the public library just ended after an impossibly slow day. Two librarians and three assistants were on the clock, which was certainly more than enough to handle the grand total of seven people that came in, but Marissa was a stickler for attendance. She refused to cut any of the employees loose, no matter how many pointed comments your gum-snapping coworker made about the lack of visitors.

It was hard to be too annoyed about it, though. It was peaceful in the quiet. Being surrounded by tall wooden shelves full of books with that lovely, earthy perfume, was very soothing to you.

There had also been a brief but enjoyable interlude from Dustin Henderson who, out of all of Eddie’s younger friends, was by far your favorite. He was looking for test-prep books in anticipation of the AP exams he’d be taking in the spring, but spent most of his time talking your ear off about the Dungeons and Dragons one-shot he was planning under Eddie’s tutelage. He said goodbye to you with a wave and the sunniest smile you’ve ever seen, and you continued to find it very hard to believe Eddie’s insistence that ‘Henderson is such a little shit,’ a declaration usually accompanied by a hmmph! and a dramatic eye roll.

You’re pretty sure he’s Eddie’s favorite, too.

Eddie. Just thinking of him made your lips curl up in an involuntary smile. You bring your hand to your face, trying to hide your giddy look from the passersby.

It’s been about four months since you met during a chance encounter at Bradley’s Big Buy.

You had been struggling to reach a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch on the top shelf in the cereal aisle, even going so far as to do a little jump in your effort to reach it, but your fingertips just barely brushed against the cardboard. With a huff, you stood on the very tips of your toes, and stretched your arms as far as they could go, but your digits simply wiggled uselessly in the air, not reaching anything further than the cool metal ledge.

“Need a hand with that?”

You turned to face your savior, grateful albeit a little sheepish upon realizing that someone had bore witness to your utter desperation for sugar-coated rectangles. You became about ten times more flustered when you found yourself staring into the most outrageously pretty brown eyes you’ve ever seen.

“I’m more of a Honeycomb guy myself, to be honest,” he said as he planted one foot on a low, empty shelf to give himself a boost. He grabbed the elusive box with ease and placed it in your cart.

After procuring your breakfast for you, Eddie tagged along for the rest of your shopping trip. He chatted you up through produce, past the bakery, and by the time you made it to the freezer aisle, well – you dug around in your purse for a pen and, at his request, scrawled your number on his forearm, right below a cluster of scratchy bat tattoos.

A week later he took you to a movie, but not to The Hawk in the townsquare or the Starcourt Cinema like you expected. No, Eddie kept it old-school. He drove a little ways past the busy part of town, past the Hess Farm, to the empty field where the local drive-in theater was located. You were pleasantly surprised; drive-ins seemed to be falling a bit out of vogue lately, and you could hardly remember the last time you’d been.

You saw a Beetlejuice and Poltergeist III double-feature, and over the course of two films, Eddie spilled an entire bag of popcorn on the ground mere seconds after buying it; nearly choked to death on a single Raisinet; and on his way back from the restroom, got lost in the sea of cars for a grand total of eight minutes.

You’ve never been so immediately attracted to someone. He was so funny, and so sweet, and so entirely himself. It was the best date you’ve ever been on.

Since then, the drive-in has sort of become your thing.

You check your watch; it’s nearly seven. The sun is sinking more rapidly now, and the shadows are growing longer. You bundle your jacket around you a little tighter against the twilight breeze, and pick up the pace.

Eventually you stumble through your front door, tossing your purse on the entry table, and rush to your bedroom to change into something more comfortable and date-appropriate. Itchy blouse and sensible slacks begone. You dress in the outfit you picked out last night, and quickly give yourself a once-over, touching up your hair and face just the way you like it. A final spritz of your favorite perfume, and you feel as fresh and pretty as can be.

There’s a rapid knock at the front door.

Perfect timing.

“It’s open!”

Moments later, Eddie appears, lingering in your bedroom doorway, looking perfect. He’s wearing a black pullover sweater that you bought for him, lightwash jeans – an unusual choice for him – and his favorite sneakers. The corners of his full, pink lips tug upwards in a smile as he watches you adjust an earring at your vanity. “Hey, sweetheart.”

“Hi, Teddy.”

He appears behind you in the mirror and wraps his arms around your waist. “I missed you today.” He pecks your cheek lightly, and moves lower, so he can nose at the skin of your neck, inhaling your sweet smell. With a contented sigh, he straightens back up, and meets your gaze in the reflected glass. “You almost ready?”

“Yes.” You beam at him. “I missed you too.”

“Well,” he says, relinquishing his hold to just one arm, so he can pull you with him as he heads out of the room, “if that’s the case, then let’s not waste any more time.”

What Eddie lacks in game, he makes up for in chivalry. He escorts you all the way to the passenger side of his van, opens the door for you and helps you climb in. He doesn’t let go of your hand until you’re settled back in your seat.

You relax into the soft blue cushion while Eddie rotates through radio stations, nose wrinkled in distaste as he skips past each pop and new wave song that he hears. Finally settling on an old Van Halen tune, he rests his now-free hand on your leg, rubbing little circles into your thigh with his thumb. He casts you a hopeful sideways glance.

“I know the movie’s starting soon, but do you think we have time to stop at 7-Eleven?”

You know exactly where his head is at. “We always have time to stop at 7-Eleven.”

Eddie juggles an armload of snacks behind you at the Slurpee Machine.

“What flavor do you want, bub?”

“Umm, cherry, please. Wait. Coke. I don’t know. Hold on.” He pauses. “Coke or cherry…cherry or coke…coke or cherry…,” he trails off, voice fading to a whisper as he mulls over this incredibly important decision.

“I’ve got a coke already,” you tell him kindly. “Why don’t you get cherry, and then I promise you can have as much of mine as you want.”

He lets out a sigh of relief so huge you’d think you just solved a life or death dilemma for him. “Thank you, sweetheart. Truly, I don’t know what I did before you came along.” You wave him off, pretending like his affectionate teasing doesn’t set your heart aflutter.

“So I was thinking –” he shifts the horde of crinkling bags around before he can lose any, “maybe Cheetos? Because I think we got the pretzels last time. Or we can get the salt and vinegar chips, if you want.”

“Cheetos sound good to me. But I think I want to get something sweet, too.” You look down at the two Slurpees clutched in your hands, frowning slightly. “You know, that isn’t the big cup of sugar ice I just made for myself.”

Eddie laughs loudly. “You can have whatever you want,” he promises.

There’s a large, hand-painted sign at the entrance to the parking lot, embossed with bright orange letters and sitting slightly askew on its stake.

HAWKINS DRIVE-IN THEATER SPECIAL OCTOBER SALE Discount Horror Films Weekly, All Tickets Half-Price Happy Halloween!

Luckily, the film has yet to start when Eddie pulls into a parking space in the middle of the lot. He jumps out of his seat, excitement building, and opens up the van’s back doors, revealing a large pile of soft, worn blankets, and several pillows from Eddie’s place that you’ve come to know very well.

You help him unfurl all the bedding and spread them out in layers over the interior, orienting the pillows on top so the trunk becomes one big, cozy, makeshift bed. The pile of junk food sits off to the side.

The blankets smell like Eddie. They’re all clean and soapy-smelling, with a hint of tobacco and spice from the drugstore cologne he wears. You slip your jacket off despite the cool temperature, and drape the remaining blanket over both yours and Eddie’s shoulders, bundling the two of you up against chilly fall night. He slips an arm around you, pulling you close into his side.

“Warm enough?” he asks.

“Mm-hmm,” you nod, cuddling into his shoulder.

He rests his cheek on the top of your head. “It’s getting cold out. This’ll probably be our last night here for a while. I’ll have to start taking you to”– he gulps loudly –“Starcourt Cinema. God help us!”

Eddie’s dramatics are nothing new to you, but you can’t help giggling anyway. “Don’t lie. I know you secretly love it there.”

“You know no such thing.”

You actually do know such a thing. He likes the music store and riding the escalator and Hot Dog on a Stick. But you digress.

The two of you lapse into a comfortable silence. It’s fully dark now, and the moon is glowing luminously against the inky sky. The wind picks up, and the thick line of trees behind the giant silver screen begin to rustle with the force of it. It’s a gorgeous night, and Eddie is warm next to you. You think you could do this with him forever.

Not one to stay quiet, it’s not long before Eddie pipes up again. “You know, I’m glad you’re not opposed to gas station snacks, because I still can’t show my face at the concession stand.”

“Oh, Teddy, people drop things all the time. No one cared.”

“Says you.” Maybe you can’t see it, but you can certainly hear the pout in his voice.

A rush of affection floods your chest. You push back a sheaf of thick curls, and press an indulgent little kiss to the pale skin below his ear.

A loud drumroll suddenly bursts from the speakers, snapping you both out of your reverie. The screen has become alight with a starry night sky. The gray logo of the production company hovers in the center, and is quickly replaced with the green text of the opening credits, accompanied by a musical fanfare.

“On the twenty-third day of the month of September, in an early year of a decade not too long before our own…”

Eddie shifts his body with you in tow so you’re both reclining comfortably against the pillows. “I love this one,” you whisper. “I know it’s not scary like Texas Chainsaw or whatever, but I’m glad they decided to show it.”

“Yeah, I saw the flier at Melvald’s and thought of you. I thought you’d enjoy seeing it like this.”

“Thank you for thinking of me.”

“I never stop.”

thank you for reading bbs! xoxo

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wandasaura · 2 months

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i decided to be nice and not individually send every thought i’ve had in the last hour, you’re welcome babygirl.

reader:

- getting a drunken tattoo during the mommy and daddy don’t know they went out request

- wrecking (minorly) with daddy on the bike

- getting high asf and causing mischief w/ yelena while mommy and daddy are out and them coming home to absolute chaos

- run away reader run away ready run away reader

- car breaks down on the what was it? 40 minute drive? to westview from campus in the middle of the hottest summer ever, thanks global warming

- breaking something in the house or something along those lines and losing her shit because her real mother would kill her for something like that

- slipping while running around the pool after mommy has literally punished her for doing that previously. hurts herself, could break something, cries like a baby while wanda just sighs with her hands on her hips with that “i told you so look” until she can’t stand not holding babygirl

- someone gets sick (hurt/comfort) or baby gets sick and get literally everyone sick, rip squad

- mommy and daddy finally realize how few actual meals reader eats and institutes the sticker chart to earn stickers and eventually a super special treat

- mommy and daddy make reader get life360 or an airtag attached to her after running away so much

- 👹

i was waiting to answer this until i finished what i needed to do. but okay let me ponder all of this:

— r would get a henna with monica and be absolutely distraught when she wakes up the next morning and there’s a mini palm tree on her hip bone. it would take natasha literally holding her down on the bed to get her to see it’s literally only temporary

— never going to happen, absolutely not. if natasha has even the slightest bad feeling she’s calling wanda to come pick you up. she’s a reckless driver, but after her accident she’s reluctant to even get on the bike but she knows that you adore it so she does it for you. she’s not willing to risk your safety even if she knows that logically nothing would’ve happened had she kept you on with her

— after the first time you get high yelena offers to show you an actual good time, more so you stop associating weed to ill practically greening out lol. she makes you wait half an hour between hits, slaps your thigh when you take a hit too hard/deep. she’s a total mother hen which is funny considering she’s the most chaotic person you know. when you’re high enough, you and her try and make wandas cookie recipe bc you’re properly suffering from the munchies and guess who walks in right as you drop flour all over the floor… wanda and natasha who had been out at a business dinner that you’d willingly elected not to attend. you practically fling yourself at natasha and giggle about how wanda’s face is as red as her hair.

— she accidentally knocks a certificate off the wall when she tries to open up the window in natasha’s office. it’s only a small crack in the frame, but her mind sends her back to a place where any minor infraction was punishable. she’s an inconsolable wreck when natasha gets home but it’s reassured that it’s only a frame and it can be fixed.

— no because r would eat absolute shit and wanda doesn’t know whether to rush over and assess the damage or reprimand her for once again running next to the pool, but when he notices the blood that’s slowly tainting the pavement she’s at your side in minutes trying to calm you down

— the little bug gets a bug and she’s down bad. it’s only a day before natasha gets sick too, and wandas the last man standing. she never thought having two girlfriends would become having two whiny and clingy toddlers but alas she’s found herself in a position that’s not at all dissimilar. you’re clinging to her whenever she’s around and natasha’s whining for kisses despite turning her head away everytime wanda tries to give her one. “don’t kiss me, you’ll get sick too” and wanda just rolls her eyes because natasha’s fever is so high there’s no doubt she’ll forget by time she’s better. you and natasha get better and a week later wanda is sick… which nobody wants

— they compromise and let her have coconut shrimp and literally nothing else for dinner because apparently that’s “the only thing that i’m going to eat, my brain has been demanding it all day”

— no because i think it would come into play when natasha has to leave for another business trip! she’s suggests the life360 so you know where she is and that she’s safe if she can’t text back right away… and it does come in handy when you inevitably take off again

it is fucking brutal trying to type in the rain

#yail: asks #a: 👹#answered.#𝒶𝒸𝒸𝑜𝓇𝒹𝓈 ꔫ

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teacher's aide.

new series alert! you and i, and her has officially come to an end (unless i decide to go back to it or am requested too) i have decided to write something a little lighter, more for fun! teacher aide is a collage au featuring volleyball player abby and campus dealer ellie. couldn't decide who i wanted reader to end up with so, why not make them fight for your attention? sounds good 2 me!

Chapter one

Summary: reader is a teacher's aide and struggles to keep professionalism with two of her students.

Warnings: drug use(weed), mentions of sex, foul language, reader is described is slightly described as wearing "girly" shoes/clothes and shorter than abby but it completely unknown other than that when it comes to skin tone, hair type, etc.

Being in University was a lot, especially being a Physics major and teacher aid for the same subject. You loved it, it was your passion and your professor was great. Its just the fucking students that drove you crazy.

So here you were, on the doorstep of Ellie Williams’ dorm, once again.

Was it wrong to smoke with one of your students? Probably yes. But right now with the amount of people accidentally setting fire during one of the labs where you specifically told them to keep substance A away from substance E because it could cause ignition, you could care less about morals.

Besides, Ellie was a friend. Maybe this was unprofessional but caring was beyond you right now.

The door opened before you could even knock. Ellie’s eyes lit up when she saw you and a smirk grew on her face.

“Come to see me again? It's the third time this week.”

“How’d you know it was me?” You questioned her, stepping inside and closing the door behind you.

“I could hear your heels clicking from miles away babe.”

“They're platforms, not heels.”

“Whatever shoes are shoes.”

“Of course you think that with your raggedy ass converse.”

“Damn professor, no need to attack me like that.”

You rolled your eyes.

“I'm stressed.”

“Now that I can help, come sit.” Ellie led you in and she grabbed her electric dab rig, filling it with some wax. You sat on her bed, watching her prepare the rig. She took the liberty of opening the windows and stuffing a towel under the door to prevent the smell from escaping.

“Extra cautious this time huh.”

“Well last time I used the rig it stank so bad it leaked into the common area. But it's your favorite, so we’re using it.”

Ellie handed you the rig and you grabbed it with greedy hands. Inhaling and exhaling, you felt smoke filling your lungs and after a few minutes you were completely relaxed. Dabs always hit the best. They were your favorite for that reason.

Ellie hit it after you, she was kind of an expert at it, when she was high you could hardly tell. You were sure she attended your classes baked. She always said it helped her focus. She took a few puffs and then got up, grabbing something from the mini fridge. Somewhere along the lines of your meetings she started to get your favorite snacks from when you got the munchies. She was caring for sure, or maybe she got tired of hearing your high self complain of cravings for edible cookie dough.

You felt so…content. It was like gravity was so much stronger, slowing your movements, your muscles were relaxed like jelly. You flopped down on Ellie’s bed on her constellation themed bed sheets. It smelt of her, laundry detergent and cannabis. It didn't seem like a pleasant combination, but it always soothed you.

“Gimme my cookie dough.” you mumbled and Ellie smiled. She loved when you were like this in front of her, happy, stress free, maybe a little vulnerable. She handed you the jar of Tollhouse edible cookie dough she had personally paid for. You immediately dug in and seeing you so joyful made her stomach turn in the most lovely way possible. She didn't know how you hadn't realized how much she liked you. She let you use her personal stash for free, bought you snacks, called you babe. But you were as oblivious as ever. Hiding under this mask of professionalism, never letting her get close enough unless you were high.

“My fucking students are drivin’ me nuts Els.”

Els. Oh she loved it when you called her Els.

“What’d they do babe?”

“They almost set the lab on fire after I warned them a hundred million trillion times to not mix substance A and E because it would cause ignition. And they care too much about looking cute to put on their googles so fucking whats his name got baking soda in his eye! And whose fault did that come down to? Me!”

“What's his name?”

“The crusty dude with a receding hairline, he thinks he's hot shit.”

“Owen?”

“Yes! Fucking Owen!”

Ellie threw her head back in laughter, you were such a kind, patient person to all of your students seeing this side of you was amusing.

“His hairline isn't that bad.”

“Dude he's like 20 something and looks 38.”

The smile Ellie had never left her face.

“Okay yea, good point.”

After eating, you ended up falling asleep. Sleeping in your students' bed? Probably also bad, cuddling with her, was probably even worse. But you blamed it on the drugs, on how tiny the bed was. You always snuck out while Ellie was still asleep, she didn't seem to mind. And though you were treating her like a booty call minus the sex and replace it with smoking she didn't really act like it bothered her. So, you assumed she didn't care.

That was the thing though, she couldn't help but to be disappointed every time she woke up alone. She just hid it well.

You snuck out of Ellie’s bed, escaping from her grasp on your waist. It was nearly 6 am. You had been out for many hours and you had a class to get to at 8. You left the dorm, shutting the door behind you gently and as you walked out, someone caught your eye, watching you.

Abby Anderson,med student and captain of the volleyball team. Also, one of your students. She raised an eyebrow at your disheveled appearance. Fuck, you looked like you were doing the walk of shame. You ignored her, pretending like you didn't make eye contact and left quickly for your own dorm. It wasn't too far away from Ellies, maybe an 8 minute walk. You showered, got ready and studied before class, same routine as always.

When it was time for work you were exhausted so you stopped by Ruston Coffee for a pick me up.

Upon entering once again, was Abby Anderson, she probably had the same idea as you, stopping to get a cold brew to stay awake. Still you didn't want to interact with her beyond professional reasons especially since she caught you sneaking out of Ellie’s dorm.

Your luck must've run out though, because she approached you, standing tall in a black wife beater and jeans, hair in her signature braid she took in your appearance.

“So… Ellie Williams huh.”

“Not even a hello before you interrogate me huh.” You responded, looking up at her. If you were anyone else you’d be intimidated by her muscular arms and snarky smile. But this was Abby, and you kept an eye on your students, you knew she was just like any other, she often cracked jokes and laughed in class with her friends, Owen and Mel. You weren't afraid.

“You got me there y/n I suppose I'm feeling a bit nosey. I saw you sneak out bright and early.”

“Stalker.”

“So you're not denying it.”

“You know Anderson with the amount you're questioning me about my sex life I would say you wanna take me on a date too.”

Abby smiled, “Maybe I do.”

You didn't expect that. You didn't have time to respond before your name was called for your order, you quickly turned away from her and grabbed it. Fleeing as if you committed a crime. Abby’s smile dropped. Perhaps she made you uncomfortable? She hoped not.

In reality you just didn't know what to say. You were never good with emotions, with flirting, so it was a miracle your name was called. Besides you already broke rules cuddling up with Ellie, it would be better to stay away from Abby’s advances. Right? She would give up, right?

You didn't avoid Abby for very long, she was in your next period. You stood beside your boss, Professor Servopoulus. Or to you, simply Tess. She insisted that you don't use formalities, because it made her feel “older than she was.” Today was an easier day, you would help Tess with lesson plans and grade some papers while she lectured on matter and energy. There was a mix of types of students in your classes. Some medical majors like Abby with physics as a prerequisite and some Astronomy majors like Ellie where physics was a necessity. There were always some like Owen who was in engineering and a few other students that seemed too simply just be there.

You sat at Tess’s desk while she lectured, she hated lectures she preferred lab days but sometimes traditional learning was in the lesson plan. You noticed some students nodding off an hour in. Of fucking course one of them was Ellie. Tess gave you a look and gestured for you to wake her up. You stood up and walked up the lecture hall, all the way in the back where Ellie was napping. Eyes watched you, everyone was quiet holding in laughter at Ellie’s display. You kneeled facing her,

“Williams, wake up.” You whispered.

No reaction, the closer you got the more you noticed some drool at the corner of her lips and the faint sound of snoring created giggles in the audience.

You almost smiled yourself at the noise. Ellie was in deep REM stage sleep. You tried again,

“Ellie. Wake up!” Now you were really smiling. She didn't move.

Finally you reached out and shook her gently, “Ellie wake up oh my god.”

Ellie jumped; she seemed to have forgotten where she was because she mumbled, “Babe, five more minutes.” before putting her head down again. You blushed, leave it to Ellie to break professional relationships in front of an entire class. Luckily no one seemed to hear and if they did they laughed it off. “Ellie Williams!” You nudged her, she opened her eyes and looked around finally grasping her surroundings, turned beet red and sat up. Everyone was staring at her.

“My bad Professor Servopoulus! Sorry Y/n!” You simply nodded at her; you were totally gonna bully her about this during your next smoke session. You woke up the other students and returned to the desk. The entire time one set of eyes was watching you, observing intently.

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Abby Anderson was a people watcher, and no, it wasn't creepy. She was simply interested in the ways people interact, the way different mannerisms appear in relationships, but most importantly she was interested in you.

You, her pretty teacher’s aide who was shorter than her even in those platform mary janes with buckles on them you wore everyday, you whose hands were soft and manicured when they brushed with hers handing out supplies for labs, you who smelt of Coffee beans and clean shampoo, you who was gentle and understanding when helping struggling students, you who seemed to have it all together, you who she could look at for ages just watching your little quirks and focused expressions.

But it was clear that she wasn't the only one who had her eye on you. Ellie Williams seemed to gravitate towards you, asking you an abundance of questions during labs, looked at you with bright green eyes as if you created the sun itself and seemed to be just as enamored with you as Abby was.

It isn't everyday that you would see a teacher's aide that beautiful and around her age. She was sure you were an upperclassman no older than 22, who simply had a love for physics. That was something she would never understand. As a Medical student, she was only in physics because she had to be but you being there made it a lot easier. You were very helpful and a good communicator, having you was a blessing to everyone who wasn't as great with physics.

By the time the lecture came to an end, she tried to make eye contact with you and wave goodbye but you avoided looking at her, instead chatting it up with Ellie who stopped to ask you some “questions” as you were leaving.

The smile quickly dropped from her face as she watched the two of you. Your interactions seemed so natural. There had to be something going on, and she was going to figure it out.

Notes; pt 2?

#ellie x reader #gaming #fem reader #the last of us 2 #ellie williams #ellie tlou2 #abby x reader #abby anderson #angst #fluff #college au #drabble

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tomboyjessie13-artblog · 4 months

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I've seen some art of Genderbends of some JJBA characters online(most of them being from Golden Wind and Stardust Crusaders) and I wanna do my take on the Crusaders.

My apologies for putting this off for a bit, I was attending my volunteer program(where I got some inspiration for the previous drawing) and went grocery shopping with my dad to grab some munchies for the weekend.

Anyways, Joseph Joestar is now called Josephine Joestar, I didn't really do a lot of changes to her except change shave her and gave her a ponytail... oh wait, I also gave her combat boots, now there was nothing wrong with the footwear OG!Joseph wore, I just thought she looked cool in combat boots, they're a girl's best friend next to swords.

And here we have DIO who is now called DIONA, this one was just way too easy considering how OG!DIO was already flamboyant and wears green lipstick, just make the outfit a bit more feminine, add some eyeshadow, and you're good to go, although she kind of looks like one of the bad guys from "Gem and the Holograms" now that I'm looking at her.

Why DIO instead of Iggy? Where's Iggy? Well, there's nothing to change about the dog except give him lashes and a girl's name, and maybe a bow, that's why I didn't include his gender bend, Boston Terriers are the same.

#artwork #jojo's bizarre adventure #joseph joestar #dio brando #genderbend #80's fashion

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mylevisdontfitanymore · 1 year

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Hear me out stucky+edibles for the first time = absolutely bloated and gorged Steve and Bucky

First things first, I've never tried weed. I'm not of legal age yet, and I also have control issues 😎 I'm so cool, lmao.

So, I don't really have a desire to try weed, nor is weed isn't something I'm super interested in generally. I do have friends that LOVE weed, though. I have experience by proxy, not personal experience. Idk how accurate anything I write would be

That being said...

I do like intox kink 👀

And I bet weed (and specifically the side effect of the munchies) would amount to an absolute orgy of gluttony for Steve and Bucky.

The boys stoned equals constantly hungry boys. And constant hunger turns into constant feeding, or, at least, constant grazing. Never not doing the motion of hand-to-mouth, packing down. Always making up new combo foods, like the time they order too much domino's and too much McDonald's and decide the only way to solve the problem is to put their burgers and fries on their pizza and stuff it all down together. They're beached after that.

In general, no matter the occurrence of getting high, they end up being so fucking out of it.

Flying like kites yet remaining firmly on the ground, weighed down by all the extra weight they've put on since discovering the incredible world of edibles. They're so lazy, zoning out, and riding out their highs on opposite couches where they can take up all the space they need, just sitting back on their widening asses, pinned under gurgly guts. Arms supporting their dome-like bellies as if they're pregnant. Major food babies.

Also, sometimes, while chomping down edibles, they forget that they're eating edibles (they're just so good! they taste so good!) and so they go in hard on the snacks and end up much higher than they mean to. So, they also end up hungrier than they mean to. Getting higher and hungrier means they order and order and order all different types of takeout, plowing through it, not even recognizing how full they are (or how much money they're spending) until neither of them can move.

They can't sit up over their packed guts that hang out of the bottom of their extremely tight shirts and rip the seams of their sweatpants at the thighs, hips, down their ass, or wherever their extra weight can escape. Blowing up. They can't move around. Not at all 😮‍💨

And things are only going to get tighter from here because takeout is greasy and fattening and sugar and, just, full of all the worst things that taste the best. The worst things that're mouthwatering and that promote bloating. Steve and Bucky think they're round now? Just wait 30 minutes...

They'll be so big that they'll be amazed with themselves, caressing their own bellies, waxing hazy poetic words about how fit to bursting they feel. Heavy and stuck like whales. No! Like that ship that got stuck in that canal. Or, no, not like a ship, that's the wrong shape and not heavy enough. They're round and heavy like the whole planet. Earth. And, God, do you think Earth feels bloated before volcanos erupt? All that pressure. Wait, wait, wait, can you imagine swallowing the whole planet? It'd be so heavy and make you so round. And it'd be hot too, right? Like, the core is lava or whatever.

They're full and high and stupid, and it all makes them conk out into food comas pretty fast. By the time they wake up... it's time to start all over again.

Steve and Bucky waste all of their days high and stuffed. Is it really a waste when it feels so good, though???

Eventually, when they're forced to not eat any edibles for a whole day (and, Jesus, those 24 hours feel WAY longer than they should) for some event they absolutely cannot attend even a little high Steve and Bucky will look down at their bellies falling out of their clothes and pushing solidly into their laps, they'll look at each other and try to figure out where all this fat came from. All this blubber that's so soft and malleable and delectable when their stomachs aren't stretched to the max from having no pauses in their days' worth of eating. Their fat tummies are so cushy under exploring, sober hands. Do we really look like this? How did we not realize? How did we put on so much weight without noticing? Like, we were high, hell yeah, but how were we that high that consistently? And... why does it turn us both on so much?

(I just reread the ask and realized you asked for the first time they try edibles....... I'm so dumb lol. Oops. Not exactly what you wanted and super short, but I hope you enjoyed still ❤️)

#ask #steve rogers #bucky barnes #stucky #chubby bucky #chubby steve #belly kink #text #stuffing #weight gain #intox kink #clothes destruction #mylevisdontfitanymore

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rikiiverse · 10 months

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Moving Out

Classmate!niki x classmate!reader

Synopsis: When Y/N and her older brother Jake recently relocated to a new neighborhood in Seoul, she assumed that attending a new school and making new friends would make her senior year of high school a breeze. However, that was before she met a classmate who seemed too good to be true

Genre: fluff, comedy, crack

Warnings: kissing? Underage drinking, Jake is readers older brother!, simping, y/n is a hardcore simp

Chapter 1:

"Y/N, we're leaving!" My brother Jake was downstairs when I heard him say, "Today is the day." I was concerned about leaving Suwon to go to Seoul. a new school, new friends, and possibly new bullies? My brother had convinced me that I would be okay and he would make sure of it. Since the institution he had registered me in is a combined college, he would also be there, so I felt relieved.

I climbed inside my brother's car, and we set out towards Seoul. I had packed my munchies and Jake had the music on for the about five-hour drive. Jake turned to look at me. "I'm sorry once more, but we had to leave Suwon and travel to Seoul. You are aware of how important this job is to me, and you are undoubtedly aware of how long I have desired to work with Jay at his company." He paused "And isn't it exciting that you'll be attending a joint high school and college as well?" He continued to talk.

He reassured me, "And I know you're capable of establishing new friends; it really isn't that hard for you." "Nevertheless, Oppa, I'm truly going to miss Danielle and the others," I sighed. But I told him, "I trust you more than anything, so anything you say goes."

Danielle:

I can’t believe your brother is enrolling you into decilis thats like the most richest school of seoul and not only that but the amount of hot guys there is INSANE. I heard a rumor theres this really cute foreign exchange student from Japan, his name is Riki I think! Nishimura Riki

Me:

woah there buddy how do you know so much about decilis let alone Riki hm? what friends do you have here?

Danielle:

My cousin goes there! she’s a year younger than you which makes her a junior there but she has told me the fat crush girls at decilis have over Riki apparently it’s a miracle to date him, like a dream come true

Me:

You’re over exaggerating I mean how cute can he be? I have never seen guys so cute that girls swoon over them THAT hard but i’ll see for myself soon, we’re almost there.

Danielle:

Ok ok i’ll be waiting for your 80+ texts telling me how handsome and hot Riki is just you watch

My heart began to beat quickly as we had approximately two hours to go until we landed in Seoul. I was anxious because I was ill-prepared for what was ahead. Soon we arrived at school and as I watched my brother's car come into the academy's parking area, I rolled my eyes at Danielle’s most recent text. The wealthy students' school is known as Decilis. the school which have those who become idols and physicians, while others become actors and actresses. While some fail to even complete their degrees.

My brother's car abruptly stopped, and we got out to enter the building in front of us. "Let me present you to my pals, Jay, Heeseung, and Sunghoon.” Jake Said "Instead of conducting introductions, I'd prefer to sign in and immediately enter the classroom. Possibly after lunch?" I questioned him as I was making my way to the office to get my schedule.

"I assume you are a Sim Y/n. Yesterday, your brother Jake had registered you here" the receptionist said to me. "Yeah, Ma'am, I'm Sim Y/N. If that's feasible, I actually came in to receive my schedule." I prompted her. "Of course it is, and kindly address me as Miss Nishimura," she replied with a smile. The name "Nishimura" seemed to be well-known. "You actually have most courses with my son and he's on his way here right now if it's good with you I can have him give you a tour of the school" She asked me. "Yeah, that's totally great. If you'd like, I can wait." I told her. " Please sit down; that would be wonderful." For me, she drew a chair up.

A taller man entered after the door opened a little while later. I had the impression that I was dreaming when I glanced up that he had come to save me from the hell that is school "Oh! Y/N, this is my son Riki, and this is Y/N, a new student at our school" said Mrs. Nishimura. I felt him staring at me with his gorgeous eyes, so I sprang up and nervously bowed to him. "Can you kindly show her around the school?" His mum enquired. He nodded his head "Follow me". His voice was so deep that it made me gulp.

"So, from whence did you relocate?" Riki queried me. I informed him that I had relocated from Suwon with my brother Jake. He stopped moving. "Jake? similar to Sim Jaeyun?" said he. "Yes of course, but why?" I questioned, a little anxious to hear his response. He looked at me and said, "Nothing, simply that Heeseung Hyung had informed me about him, I just never realized that he and his younger sister would both study here. This is our classroom, anyhow," he added. "A lot of these folks won't know you, so just sit next to me," he said.

Many of the girls turned to look at me and him as we entered the classroom together, possibly due to our proximity and the fact that he was essentially dragging me to the seat next to him. The girls were giving out death glares rather than just blank looks. "Who might be your friend, sir?" Teacher enquired. He casually remarked, "Transfer student, my mother requested me to take care of her." He added, frightening the girls, "Don't be nasty to her and especially don't look her down as if you're going to eat her just because she's sitting next to me."

Maybe Danielle was right; he was a dream come true, I thought as I blushed at the way he stuck up for me. Man, I have to spend the remainder of the school year sitting next to this cute classmate. I'm not complaining, though.

yes chapter one basically has stuff from the teaser

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Dusk Reviews 3: Teaming Up

Welcome back, today it’s time for Morb’s third appearance: Marvel Team up# 3 featuring the Human Torch. After the movies it’s hard to remember that the Fantastic Four were once A-listers *Snickers*.

Good cover though! This issue had no bloody digital credits page in my scan so I had to delve into the Marvel wiki. Our Penciler this time is Ross Andru, writing by Gerry Conway. The Cover art is credited as Art by: Gil Kane, Vince Colletta and John Costanza. Maybe one guy per character? That certainly looks like a Gil Kane Morb there, and our friend Roy Thomas is now Editor in chief! The issue opens on an argument between two brothers Jacob and Jefferson, the latter of which has fallen in with ‘the bad crowd’ and the former is attending college. They fight and scuffle, Jacob wisely says F this I’m out and leaves but Jefferson spies something in the river. A cold white hand *DRAMATIC MUSIC* Look this kid ain’t all bad I mean he dives right in to save a stranger.

And for that... he gets attacked. I mean Morb is damn hungry. I would be too after that long a swim

So on we go to Spidey who’s having some trouble with the spider powers. He thinks it might be a flu but after a bad fall we cut to the Fantastic Four complex? Compound? Summer home? God I don’t follow these characters. ANYWAYS The Thing is checking some shows out while Johnny Blaze leaves to avoid becoming a huge rocky couch potato. Suddenly there’s a visitor at the door, a distrait woman. Thing calls in the squad to hear her story. The lady is Martine! Sad because her fiance’ has dipped on her and no one knows where he is.

Also he’s... you know, eating people. She says he’d been writing to a professor in Queens so Blaze hears and thinks he’ll head off the group by checking out that lead. See, Blaze already knows about Morb because Spidey blabbed about the whole affair to him. Superhero gossips. Unbeknownst to Blaze Morb is nearby and has a new companion. Seems the young man survived his bite... kinda.

God that dialogue. Ummm, trying not to make a joke about how the two of them have kept from being ‘lonely’ cooped up in an apartment together *COUGH*. So, back to Peter who thinks maybe his Prof will know something about what’s happening to him. We have three losers converging on the same guy who just wants to teach class, good lord. Leave him alone he has papers to grade. So BLAZE AND SPIDER-MAN JUST FLY IN IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS. Like no TACT. This poor freaking Prof. So they all have some tea and chat while Morb makes it to campus but has his normal munchies. Time to snack on a homeless guy because in the 70′s that was most of his food groups. The heroes hear the man scream. Oops. Spidey finds Morb and just... for a guy who should be relieved that Morb is alive and NOT DROWNED SPIDEY ABSOLUTELY BEATS THE PISS OUT OF HIM.

This is when we learn Spidey is definitely afraid of vampires. So Morb hits the heroes with a trash can since there’s no access to any folding chairs. There’s a pretty weak fight here with some hilarious poses and Jacob Bolt hears the noise and thinks Spidey is the aggressor. I mean... kid is right. Jefferson and some others are also there and start turning everyone against the heroes. They beat the shit out of TWO SUPERHEROES. Repeat, a bunch of college guys absolutely trash two heroes!

Morb needs another snack, gets Jacob but his Jefferson Bolt is like ‘How about no’ and Morb clocks him out. The kids start to realize they did bad, Spidey gets up and Morb, being Morb, decides now is a good time to run. They examine Jefferson who is dead... from a single punch. Okay?

I’m not buying it... but also THEY WERE HOLED UP TOGETHER IN AN APARTMENT FOR A MONTH!? A MONTH!!! Blaze spouts some... crap instead of being like “Sorry for your loss” and we get a to be continued ending. 8/10 for some decent art, lots of characters, action. We get Martine again which is cool, but it’s just not quite up to ASM 101-102 quality. Still a good read!

#Morbius #Michael Morbius #Morbius The Living Vampire #Johnny Blaze #The Human Torch #Marvel Comics #Spider-Man #One punch kills a vampire #Morb must be a damn good boxer #Dusk reviews

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purplesurveys · 1 year

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Did you ever go to daycare as a kid? No, we lived with extended family so there was always someone to look after me. The most my mom did was bring me to indoor playgrounds on weekends where I wanted to go to the mall but she also had to run errands like going to the grocery.

Who’s one of the most talented people you know? What are they talented at? Andi’s super talented. They can write, sing, play the guitar, play basketball and baseball, host parties and events, hell they even launched an entire podcast season not too long ago. As far as I know they’re also currently learning Arabic.

How long have you had your current mattress? It’s been a very long time. It’s not one of my priorities to replace any time soon though.

Do you usually pay with cash, debit card, or credit card? I use my e-wallet from my phone and just scan a QR code at establishments as most of them have one these days. Fewer places accept cards but occasionally I’ll use my debit too. I haven’t carried cash in years and don’t own a credit card.

What do you usually drink with breakfast? My breakfast is almost always exclusively just coffee. If I happen to have a meal, I’ll have it with coffee.

What’s your sexuality? Asexual.

What’s your gender identity? Female.

Are you the type of person who can make friends with just about anyone? I can make small talk with pretty much everyone and can easily detect mutual hobbies or interests to spend half an hour talking about, but I think it’s a stretch to call it ‘making friends.’ I’m very picky with who I choose to let in my circle as I find it exhausting to have too many close friends.

Have you ever experienced a medical emergency? Yeah, when Cooper bit my face I had to drop all my plans for the day (I had a work event I needed to be at that afternoon) and rush to the hospital as the wounds were deep and wouldn’t stop bleeding.

What was the last thing you borrowed from someone? A ₱50 bill from Andi as I didn’t think the parking lot I stayed at accepted e-wallet payments.

What’s your least favorite time of day? Early morning, around 7-8 AM. Always feels like a ticking time bomb before work and the lull makes me more anxious than peaceful.

Are you muscular? Most definitely not.

Do you know anyone who’s snobby about the kind of music they like? I feel like most people my age are well past that phase so that’s great as this can be a super annoying trait. Plus nearly everyone I know is into at least one K-pop group anyway so apart from fanwars (which only ever happen on the immature side of Twitter), there’s really no reason for any one of us to be snobs when we’re all into the same genre hahaha.

Do you ever happen to find yourself trying to force yourself to be happy? I have been like this at a few points in my life, sure. Doesn’t happen these days though – I’m happier now and even if I’m not I just let myself wallow in whatever emotion I happen to be in until I find a way to make it go away.

What are some things you like about the area you live in? Lots of 24/7 fast food options for when I randomly get the midnight munchies. I also like that there’s a dog hotel nearby (convenient when we go on family trips) and that there are like five malls in the vicinity so it makes it easy when I urgently need to get something from the bookstore or grocery or whatever.

When was the last time you drank wine? Not so sure about wine...maybe last December? I must have had at least a glass in one of the Christmas parties I attended.

Do you know anyone who has been to prison? Yes.

Do you have one of those removable hand-held shower heads? We do, yes.

How many burners does your stove have? Four.

When you go to a restaurant, do you prefer to sit at a booth or a table? Booth. I like that the benches are softer to sit on, heh. Also helps with improving the ambience.

What’s the first video game you remember playing? That would be Grand Theft Auto III. I didn’t do any of the missions though; I was happy to just drive around and use the rocket launcher and shoot them towards the sky pretending they were fireworks. A colorful childhood I had lol.

Have you ever been to San Francisco? No.

Did the high school you went to offer an ecology class? We had something like that but for the life of me I can’t remember what we called it. It was like environmental education or something similar.

Which room of your house is currently in the greatest need of cleaning? House is pretty clean at the moment; my mom’s been tidying the place up since we have a massive family reunion scheduled at the house this weekend – we’re expecting around 45 relatives from my mom’s side to come over.

What’s something you think everyone should do/experience at least once in their life? Enjoy a concert.

When was the last time you shipped a package? Last week for work.

Have you ever made a homemade pie? Do schoolmade pies count? HAHAHAHA we had to make an apple pie once.

How long does it take you to get to work/school? My office is around 20 minutes to an hour away, depending on the traffic. Fortunately I work from home so I rarely ever have to drive there.

Has your car ever been broken into? No.

How old is your oldest cousin? Out of my first cousins, the eldest one is around 28-29. I always forget his birth year lol.

What are you going to do now that this survey is over? Take another one. I’m always on a survey high on the last day of weekends.

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anonymolly · 1 year

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A long weekend? What's the occasion?

It may be a combination of exhausted/frustrated and overwhelmingly busy? I do hope the day improves for you though. Even if you aren't able to go out and enjoy some time with your co-workers. Is that a regular thing?

I've not been shown DND at all myself, but happy to hear that you were able to unwind and do something for yourself though.

Ooh, Prime you say? I'll have to take a look tomorrow sometime (no need to give out your login to an internet stranger today hahaha). It's currently far past when I should be asleep. Lol.

When I say it was a hot day, I'm talking 38° Celcius (100.4°F for you). Tomorrow (today, lol) is looking to be even hotter.

It does sound like after a long day of being a responsible adult, that you have quite the nice evening planned out. I am definitely jealous of number 2 and 3 on your list for sure. Number 2 sounds quite lovely and number 3 is something I haven't had the chance to do in a long time. I miss getting violently high and masturbating the night away, followed by snacks and zoning out while watching something relaxing. What would be your current go to, if you have one?

Have a fantastic day and enjoy your evening later on. I hope the day doesn't become too stressful for you.

~ A Shy Mutual

Martin Luther King Jr. Day weekend; we have Monday off! And we don’t always go out after work, but my supervisor’s last day is mid-week next week, so it’s a going-away party situation. (I do not like my supervisor, I was looking forward to going out with other coworkers who are attending, so it’s not the end of the world that I can’t go.)

Oof, I hope you can stay cool today! It’s 14°C and rainy where I am, so it’s much nicer than it’s been lately. Still good soup weather, though, and gross enough that I can justify getting super cozy. For munchies, I might stop on the way home and get some ice cream; I already have some Goldfish and some Ruffles at home in case I want something salty. I have everything I need to make hot cocoa from scratch, too. :) I’ll probably end up watching the next episode from a recorded DND campaign I just started watching (Dimension 20’s The Unsleeping City) because I am a ✨fucking nerd✨. I have some specific plans for how I’m going to get myself off, but I won’t go into those here. ;)

Get some rest!! I hope you have sweet dreams and a lovely start to your Saturday.

#asked and answered #shy anon

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kpostedsum · 3 years

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high | d.m

summary: you find an unhealthy way of coping after draco cheats on you

warnings: drug use (marijuana) angsty¿, cheating, illusions to sex

song: habits - tove lo

a/n: this fic isn’t meant to romanticize drug use in any way. i also know nothing abt weed so LOL and very rushed & not edited

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I eat my dinner in my bathtub

Then I go to sexclubs

Watching freaky people gettin' it on

It doesn't make me nervous

If anything I'm restless

Yeah, I've been around and I've seen it all

you had a few minutes left of your charms class which was your last class before the weekend. you wanted nothing more than to get out of here and cuddle up with your boyfriend— who was enjoying his free period right now.

draco was one of the best boyfriends you could ask for, the frequent dates, gifts, and attention— it was more than you could wish for.

“you’re excused. you essays are due at the beginning of next week” snapes monotone voice dragged on as you quickly packed up your things and made your way to the slytherin common room.

I get home, I got the munchies

Binge on all my Twinkies

Throw up in the tub

Then I go to sleep

And I drank up all my money

Days get kinda lonely

entering the slytherin common room your eyes immediately searched for a certain blond boy, yet he was nowhere to be found. you made your way to the boys dorms in hopes of finding him there but you’re quickly interrupted by two familiar voices.

“why hello y/n, marvellous weather we’re having today aren’t we?” theo asked looking towards the ceiling and smiling as if he were outside, blaise blocking your path as he did so.

“i’m not sure what weather you’re talking about since we’re inside but i am okay thank you” you responded with a chuckle, trying to make your way past blaise.

“wait y/n” he stopped you. “can i borrow the astronomy notes? i would ask luna but i can’t find her anywhere” blaise continued.

they both seemed awfully on edge and anxious, you figured it was just quidditch nerves getting to them since there was an upcoming game this week.

“i have yet to finish my astronomy notes, but i did see luna in the great hall if you want her notes. now if you’d excuse me i’d like to see draco” you said trying to push past the two boys who still wouldn’t let you through.

“forget malfoy! let’s do something instead, we’re so much more fun than him, right blaise?” theo said giving blaise a pointed look as he threw his arm around your shoulder.

“right you are nott, let’s go!” blaise continued also throwing his arm around your shoulder and leading you away from the boys dorm.

“what? no, i have plans with draco. now excuse me” you said pushing them both off and heading towards dracos door.

as you get closer to his door you can hear heavy breathing, pants and skin slapping on skin. you’re confused, you figured draco would be taking a nap or running over drills for quidditch practice. the closer you get, the louder the noises become.

“pans, you feel so good”

you recognize that voice anywhere.

You're gone and I gotta stay

High all the time

To keep you off my mind

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

High all the time

To keep you off my mind

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

quickly you turned your head towards blaise and theo who had their heads lowered in shame, refusing to meet your gaze. “is this some kind of sick joke, are you guys pulling a prank or something because this isn’t funny” you said seriously not wanting to believe what you’re hearing from inside of your boyfriends dorm.

“we’re sorry, we tried to convince him not too but he wouldn’t listen” theo muttered silently.

it felt like your world was breaking apart slowly. just not too long ago you were excited to spend a weekend with your boyfriend who you loved so dearly, the same boyfriend who you’ve been dating for years, the same boyfriend who gets jealous about how much time you spend with his mum rather than him.

with shaky fingers you put your hand on the door knob and quickly pushed the door open, already preparing for the worst.

there he was, wrapped up with parkinson in the same bed you two shared not even twenty-four hours ago. her body straddling his naked, just like yours was doing the night before. you stood there frozen, mouth agape— not even knowing what to do with yourself.

“baby, i can explain, just please— y/n please don’t leave” draco said pushing pansy off of him, shuffling on his pants and reaching out towards you.

“dont touch me, malfoy!” you yelled and everyone froze. “you lost the right to touch me the minute you even thought of touching her” you continued sending both him and pansy a glare with tears threatening to slip from your eyes.

“darling please, i can explain—”

“no draco, we’re done just leave me alone, please” your voice cracking at the end as you pushed past blaise and theo rushing towards the girls dormitory.

Spend my days locked in a haze

Trying to forget you babe

I fall back down

Gotta stay high all my life

To forget I'm missing you

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

it’s been days since you last left your room, days since you last saw draco. daphne would come by and check on you but you’d always dismiss her, wanting to be alone. regret is one word to describe how you’ve been feeling— you gave him everything and he threw it away so carelessly for a quick hook up.

you missed waking up against his smooth skin in his embrace, tracing the lines and scars across his porcelain skin as you waited for him to wake up, the way he’d try to kiss you in the morning without brushing his teeth and you wouldn’t let him because of morning breath— but he’d still do it anyways.

you missed him, but he didn’t want you anymore.

maybe it was something you’ve done, you’ve been quite busy with work recently so you haven’t been spending as much time with him as normal. he was probably lonely and trying to seek the attention you lacked to give him.

getting up, you stared at yourself in the mirror picking yourself apart. you were pretty, it was a well known fact around hogwarts, maybe he thought she was prettier. she was the life of the party and always up for some mischief whereas you preferred to do stuff in silence and would rather be with a small group of people. maybe he liked how exciting she was in comparison to you, she probably brought a spark of excitement to his life that you couldn’t.

dreading to feel something you quickly showered and got ready to leave your room hoping to run into a specific set of twins.

Pick up daddies at the playground

How I spend my daytime

Loosen up the frown,

Make them feel alive

I'll make it fast and greasy

I'm on my way to easy

“well what can we do for you today” fred said to you with a cheeky smile plastered across his face.

“do you have any muggle herb left?” you asked in a low voice making sure no one heard you.

“maybe we do, maybe we don’t” george said. “how much are you offering in exchange though” he continued.

“ten galleons for three ounces, is that enough” you said pulling the galleons out of your pockets and placing them in george’s palm.

“it was a pleasure doing business with you” they said in unison as fred placed the tiny baggie in your pocket so no one would see.

once you returned to your dormitory you quickly pulled out the pre-rolled muggle herb, lit it and let yourself forget.

You're gone and I gotta stay

High all the time

To keep you off my mind

Spend my days locked in a haze

Trying to forget you babe

I fall back down

Gotta stay high all my life

To forget I'm missing you

you started showing up to class late with red tired eyes, not caring about the looks you got. at this point every one knew what had happened but you couldn’t bring yourself to care.

the muggle herb brought you a sense of bliss and freedom, a new feeling you haven’t felt before but something that you now craved.

“are you high right now?” draco said as he sat himself in the seat beside you.

“since when do you care about what i’m doing” you said sharply, not wanting to talk with him.

“love, you don’t smoke. who gave that stuff to you, i’ll kill them—”

“no you won’t.” you said turning towards him. “you won’t do any of that because you don’t own me and i’m not your girlfriend anymore. so mind your business malfoy, i’m sure parkinson’s waiting for you”

the rest of the class you both sat in silence working on potions that draco did most of since you weren’t in the correct mind state and he wasn’t willing to let his mark falter over your slip up.

you find it amazing how even when you’re on drugs he still looks amazing. the way his nose curves perfectly with a slight bump, and the way his hands move with caution as he pours the potion into the waste bucket.

“look, i’m sorry for what happened with pansy. it didn’t mean anything i swear, i don’t know why i did it but i regret it with my life” draco said breaking your thoughts, he looked older than normal and had dark circles underneath his under eyes. you wondered why he looked so distraught when he wasn’t the one who got cheated on.

“a sorry isn’t going to fix this draco” you told him. he knew you were right but he didn’t want to admit it. he hadn’t talked to pansy since the day you walked in on them, the guilt has been eating him up inside. he stayed silent and didn’t bother respond to you, he knew anything he said would have made the situation worst than it already is— but how he wished you were still his sweet y/n.

“now if you excuse me, i have some fun to attend too” you said leaving him alone as you made your way back to your dorm.

Staying in my play pretend

Where the fun, it got no end

Can't go home alone again

Need someone to numb the pain

You're gone and I gotta stay

High all the time

To keep you off my mind

over the last few weeks, you couldn’t remember the last time you were sober. you started skipping classes to smoke and avoiding your friends so they’d stop questioning your habits.

you were forgetting and that’s all that mattered, you didn’t care how it was affecting your health— it made you feel better. sometimes you wished there was another way, another way to forget how he held you at night pressing soft kisses to your skin, another way to forget the way he took pansy the same way he took you. you wonder if he feels as sorry as he looks, he’s the one who cheated so he can’t possibly care that much.

you hear two knocks at your door which quickly break you from your state making you more attentive, cleaning yourself up and opening the door. there stood draco— his eyes red as well, like hes been crying.

“y/n listen, i know what i did was wrong and that i tried to pretend it wasn’t me but please. i didn’t mean too, you mean the world to me. i miss you so much love.” he pleaded with you.

“y’know draco, i miss you too” you admitted. “but i’ve found a way to forget about you, maybe you should do the same”.

Gotta stay high all my life

To forget I'm missing you

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trashyswitch · 2 years

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Roxy’s Revenge

Part 2 of The Angry Wolf’s Comeuppance

Gregory is thrown out of the daycare and into Roxanne’s revenge-hungry arms. Endless tickles ensue.

This revenge fic was suggested by 2 anonymous people! I hope you all enjoy!

Gregory was sitting in the daycare, minding his own business. He was enjoying some time with the Daycare attendant for a bit too. But then:

“Hey Sunny!” Someone called above the daycare.

“Hooo hooo HOOO! Yeeeeesss?” Sundrop called.

“I need to borrow the kid for a sec. Can I have him?” The animatronic asked.

“Sure!” Sundrop replied with pure naivety.

Greg looked up at the person and widened his eyes. Uh oh!

“Wait!” Greg quickly whispered protests towards Sundrop. “Pleasedon’tletme-”

“It’ll be FINE, kid! Come on!” Sundrop picked up Gregory with no issue and threw him up the slide. “Wheeeee!” Sundrop said as Gregory slid up the slide.

By some miracle, Gregory didn’t hit his head on the top of the slide. He actually slid right up to the top of the slide and flew right out the top. Gregory landed on his butt rather quickly, and now Gregory was out of the daycare.

Gregory got himself onto his feet and froze. He saw a pair of legs and feet with purple, tiger-striped leg warmers on. Gregory immediately knew who’s feet they were…

Gregory looked up and saw the red skirt, the red crop top, the tail, and the crossed arms with purple tiger-striped forearm warmers on. The face showed an expression of deep annoyance, and yet, a smirk on her muzzle. Her eyes were narrowed, and her eyebrows were glaring. “Well well well…Look who we have here…” She said with a snarl and a hint of mischief. “It’s Gregory.”

Gregory gulped as he slowly started to back away. He started to giggle awkwardly. “Hehe…Hehehe…N-now let’s just-”

“Awww, is the poor boy scared?” Roxanne teased, leaning on her knees. “I think Gregory can’t handle what’s coming to him…” Roxanne said with an evil little smirk.

“Hehe…I think I hear Sunny calling me over. So I’mjustgonna-” Gregory took off running towards the slide and tried to slide down. But Sundrop climbed right up the slide and did siren sounds. “WEEE WOOO WEEE WOOO! SECURITY ALERT!” Sundrop yelled.

Gregory shrieked and quickly climbed out of the slide. But the boy was immediately caught by Roxanne. “I gotcha! Revenge is ALL mine!” She declared.

“NO!” Gregory yelled.

“Can’t take what you dish out?” Roxanne teased as she lifted up the boy’s shirt.

“We can talk about thihihis! HAhahahaha!” Gregory soon fell into a fit of laughter as Roxanne’s evil narrow nails started tickling Gregory’s belly.

“Awwww, what a squishy belly you have!” Roxanne teased. “Perfect for tickling, my dear!” Roxanne continued as she roughly referenced the Little Red Riding Hood story dialogue. “Have you ever read Little Red Riding Hood?” She asked.

Gregory shook his head as he laughed. “Nohohohoho! Ihihihit’s bohohorihihing!” Gregory complained.

Roxanne gasped and opened her mouth wide, revealing all her teeth. “How DARE you! Little Red Riding Hood is a classic!” She reacted. “Up to 8 generations of people know that story!” She added.

“OHOHOF GIHIHIRRRLS!” Gregory yelled back.

“Now you listen here, you little boomer~” She teased, referring to Gen-z humor. “Kids of all ages can enjoy Little Red Riding Hood.” She told him. “Now how about that squishy little belly I see!” She said, moving on. “I see a delicious belly ready to be gobbled up! And a little hole that looks perfect for dipping sauce! Maybe some ketchup? Perhaps some nacho dip…Or maybe some Monty Mustard!” Roxanne teased.

“NOHOHOHOHO! NOHOHO MUHUHUNCHIHIHIES!” Gregory pleaded.

“But YES munchies!” Roxanne opened her mouth and watched as her sharp teeth sunk into both sides of her jaw. Then one by one, out came…Paintbrushes?!

Gregory widened his eyes as he slowly realized what was gonna happen.

“And the coolest part?” Roxanne opened her jaw a little more, and looked down at the paintbrushes. Somehow, the paintbrushes began to spin! “Now, I would consider the feathers, but I feel like those would break easily. So: Paintbrushes it is!” Roxanne declared.

Gregory squeaked and squealed as he was raised up by the arms, closer and closer to her mouth. “Iiiii’m gonna getcha!” She told him as she opened her mouth widely to fit up to the middle of his belly into her mouth.

“NOOOOOHOHOHOHOHO!” Gregory threw his head back and practically died laughing the moment the jaw closed more. The paintbrushes started spinning super quickly, and the brushes started tickling the left side of Gregory’s belly and back.

“AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Gregory cackled and laughed as the spinning made everything even more ticklish. This was SO WEIRD! It looked like Roxanne was trying to bite him! But, she wasn’t! Well…she was, but with paintbrushes instead of sharp teeth! It was super weird. “STAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!” Gregory laughed.

As if it couldn’t get any worse:

“Om nom nom nom nom nom! Mmmmmm!” Roxanne teased evilly.

Now THAT was uncalled for! Why the nibble sounds too?!

“NOHOHOHOHO! NAHAHAHAHAT THAHAHAHAHAHAT!” Gregory pleaded.

“Om nom nom nom nom! Om nom nom nom nom nom nom!” Roxanne teased as she tickled his belly.

Gregory was dying of laughter. This would definitely classify as the weirdest thing to add to an animatronic.

“Mmm mmm MMM! I think I’m full now!” Roxanne finally said.

Ohthankgod…it was over.

Gregory leaned his head back out of exhaustion as Roxanne removed her jaw from his belly.

“And now: Back to my fingers!” Roxanne declared.

As Roxanne’s nails started to grow longer, Roxanne’s paintbrush teeth went back into the jaw, and the sharp teeth returned! But there was one tooth that still wasn’t a sharp tooth yet…

Roxanne took the item out of her jaw, and spun it in her hand while the sharp tooth grew back in. Gregory looked up, and immediately blushed as he saw what she was holding:

It was a feather. And not just one of those fake feathers: But a real, bird feather! Then, Roxanne made his blush even darker thanks to her hand. It was waving at him…with the feather waving too.

Gregory groaned. “Noooooooo…Anything but that!” Gregory begged.

“Awwww…I thought you’d be able to handle the feather after the nibbles and tickles~” Roxanne teased.

Gregory covered his face in pure embarrassment. This was SO embarrassing.

Roxanne giggled evilly and tickled the belly button first. Quickly, Gregory started to giggle into his hands.

“Aww, don’t cover up your laugh! I love your laugh!” Roxanne told him.

With Roxanne’s other hand behind Gregory’s back, Roxanne snuck her pinky finger into the kid’s right armpit. Gregory’s giggles grew into laughter as he slowly uncovered his face. “HahahahahAHAHAHA! EEEEHEHEHEHE!” Gregory laughed all squeaky as he wiggled around in her arms.

Roxanne paused her tickling. “Don’t wiggle around too much…Or else you might fall.” Roxanne warned with a smirk. “But don’t worry!” Roxanne grabbed onto either side of the boy. “I’ve gotcha.” She reassured him.

Then, Roxanne went right back to tickling his belly button with the feather. “Coochy coochy coochy coochy coo!” She teased.

“IHIHI’M NAHAHAT AHAHA BAHAHABYHYHY!” Gregory complained as his cheeks grew a scarlet red from the embarrassment.

“I know that! I just wanna tease you.” She admitted.

Gregory shook his head as he giggled and laughed in her arms.

“Noooow:” Roxanne tickled his belly button and around the belly button region. “How many little circles can we make before he dies of laughter?” Roxanne teased.

Gregory gasped and watched with shaky nerves as the belly button was circled with the feather.

“One…” She counted. “Twooooo…”

“MMMmmmmmmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmmm!” Gregory mumbled.

“Threeee…” She counted. “Fooouur…”

“Nohohohohohooooo…” Gregory whined.

“Fiiiive…” She counted.

“aAAAh! Ihihit’s tohohoho muhuhuhuch!” Gregory whined.

“Siiiiix…” She said as she made another circle. “Seveeeen…” She counted.

Hehehehehelp! HELP! Plehehehehease!” Gregory pleaded.

“Oh dear. You interrupted me! Looks like I’ll have to staaaart…aaaall…” She teased.

“NOHOHO!” Gregory begged.

“Oooover agaaaain~” She teased as she kept drawing circles with the feather.

Gregory whimpered and cackled as she started counting again. “Ooooone…Twoooo…”

“Mmmm! Ehehehehevihihil!” Gregory whined.

“oooooone…Twoooo…” she repeated.

“NOHOHOHO! YOHOHOU WEHEHERE AT TWOOOO!” Gregory yelled.

“Oh, I know…Threeeee…Fourrrr…No name calling~” She ordered.

“HAhahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahaha!” Gregory laughed comfortably.

“Fiiiiive…Siiiix…” She kept counting.

“Hehehehehehehe! Ihihihit tihihihihicklehes!” Gregory whined.

“Seveeeeeennn…” She said slowly.

“Bahahaha!” Gregory laughed.

“Eeeeiiight…” She whispered in his ear.

Gregory whined at that.

“Niiiine…” She counted. “Ten!” She declared.

Gregory let out a breath of relief. But his breath came out in titters and giggles!

Why, you say?

“Eleven…” She had continued to count.

Gregory groaned in horror. She’s STILL COUNTING?!

“Tweeeelve…” She counted. “Thirteeeeen…”

Gregory covered his face and shook his head. His giggles were all muffled now.

“Fourteeeeen…” She kept counting. “Fiiifteen.”

“SsssssSTAHP!” Gregory spat out.

“Oh my! Looks like I’m gonna have to start again~” She teased.

“NOHOHO!” Gregory begged. Anything but that!

“A shame really…you were doing so well~” Roxanne teased.

Gregory was about to lose his mind.

“Oooooone…” She started to count.

OH NO! NOT BACK AT ONE AGAIN!

Gregory growled and tried to kick Roxanne. Roxanne froze and dropped the feather in pure shock. Gregory opened his eyes and widened his eyes as he realized where the foot was. The foot had landed right onto the side of her muzzle.

That was Gregory’s first mistake.

“Did…you just kick me?” Roxanne asked, still trying to process what happened.

“Uuuuuuuhhh…” Was all Gregory said. “I-If you tickle me…I’m not responsible for any injuries?” Gregory tried to say. Though it mostly came out as a question than an answer.

Aaaaand that was Gregory’s second mistake.

Gregory was utterly wrecked after that! She was not gonna let him live those mistakes down! No way, jose! By the time Roxanne was finally content, Gregory was breathing heavily. She had completely ruined him. And now, she felt satisfied with her work.

Gregory learned 2 lessons that day: Never let your guard down. And never, EVER, kick that animatronic again!

#revenge #ticklefic #ler!roxanne #lee!gregory #background daycare attendant

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rainy-day-coffee · 3 years

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Dorm leaders finding their s/o making confections late at night

This is purely self-indulgent! I kind of feel like I did some of them dirty;;;

Would understand to some extent, Trey sometimes bakes at night when inspiration hits or he just needs to blow off some steam

Would try and drag you back to bed without a second thought

If you aren’t breaking a dorm rule, you are certainly breaking a school rule

Bribe him with strawberries

He’ll let it slide if you manage to convince him to ease up…..probably

He’s never done something like this! It’ll take him awhile to loosen up

Will follow the recipe to a T, but will have trouble with a couple of steps

Will definitely be all smiles and giggles when he starts having fun, so much so that he starts to lose track of the time

You two will be munching on strawberry truffles in the wee hours of the morning

Trey nearly has a heart attack when he finds you both sleeping on the kitchen floor

Bold of you to think you would be able to escape his iron grip in the first place

If you manage to wiggle your way out, he’ll wake up almost immediately

Will try and convince you stay with him

A little annoyed when you prance off to the kitchen anyways. Are some scones more important than cuddling with him?

He’ll grumble a little before following after you

Will plop himself on a chair and watch you

Would not try to help

If you nag him enough he may help you a bit. Just the tiniest bit……..like with taste testing

He’ll sit you on his lap and eat with you once the scones are done baking

Feed him and you’ll have a less grumpy lion

Will then proceed to carry you back to bed and snooze the rest of the morning away

You certainly didn’t expect to attend classes did you?

Very confused to find you in the kitchen

Won’t think about it too much though, he finds the situation a little funny to be honest

If you ask him to help, he won’t object! Considering the fact that his family runs a restaurant and he runs a restaurant himself, he’s quite good at making a number of things

Will hum a little as he tries to show off his baking expertise

He’ll hug you from behind as you work on mixing the batter

He’ll blush heavily if you try to feed him

Wouldn’t indulge too much! He needs to be careful with his calorie intake

He’ll be sure to whisk you back to bed as soon as you finish

Will ask you to invite him next time, if he isn’t working on anything he’ll join you

Kalim is a heavy sleeper

Quite honestly you have a better chance of waking Jamil on your way to the kitchen than Kalim

But if he does wake up and find you, you’ll need to give him a couple of seconds to shake the sleepiness away

Would 100% stay up the entire night to help you!

Please stop him if he tries to get experimental with the recipe. We don’t want to create more work for poor Jamil

Would do all sorts of things to get you to laugh! Such as smidge frosting on your nose or tickle you from behind

Just be careful you two don’t get carried away! If you make too much noise you’ll have an angry Jamil on your tails

Would definitely suggest that you two do this more often! He’ll even try and teach you how to make confections special to the Land of Hot Sands!

This man would be highly disappointed in you

Why in the world are you sacrificing sleep to make baked treats? He could just buy you some tomorrow?

If you refuse to budge, he’ll help you finish! The sooner you get these out of the way, the sooner you two could go back to bed-!

He hasn’t made many sweets before, but he does get the hang of things very quickly!

You can expect nothing less but beautifully frosted cupcakes from him

He won’t eat one now. But maybe, just maybe, he’ll eat one later. You did make them with him after all

Will proceed to nudge you off to bed, his lovely will not be staying up any longer!

He had just finished a match in one of his games and had started to feel peckish

[Mission: Get some snacks] [Rewards: No gnawing hunger]

Considering that it’s quite late, he doesn’t think anyone will be out. A safe, quick journey to get some munchies this will be!

Yelps when he sees you in the kitchen making brownies

If you invite him to help you, he might self-combust on the spot

“I-isn’t this something that couples do?!”

“Idia, we’re dating……”

Would try helping you for sure! He likes science, and baking is a kind of science, right? Just let him eat something while you two carry on!

Whether he’s just handing you ingredients or helping you mix something, he will blush if his hands touch yours

Will nearly collapse if you try and feed him a brownie

I believe fae don’t need as much sleep as humans do. He simply lies next to you on days when he doesn’t quite feel the need to slumber

Just explain you want to make some sugar cookies and he’ll be more than happy to tag along!

I wish you the best of luck if Lillia ever walks into the kitchen while you two are there

He’s never baked before, so please guide him through the process

If he gets some icing on his cheek whilst working, ask him to bend down so you can kiss it clean

He might just purposely smear more icing on his cheeks so you keep smooching him. He won’t admit it though

Will also return the favor of smooching, even if you have no icing on you

A few hours pass and you two will have made some pretty sugar cookies in the shape of dragons

Will feed the fruits of your labor to you! Feed those fruits to him as well!

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play nice. (a little blurb)

pairing: nate jacobs x oc

warnings: a little smutty

note: first time publishing anything that i’ve written so i’m nervous af. this little blurb came from a little fic that i’ve been fiddling with. hope you enjoy.

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They say that Chris McKay’s parties were always the biggest and baddest parties, especially the one signalling the end of summer.

They also say that it was tradition for everyone to attend.

Well, she didn’t want to start off her first year at the new school by breaking tradition.

She had her reservations about having to start over in senior year but what could she do? She was still under her parents’s control but she swore to herself that once she was finished with school, she’d pack up her things and head back to the city, back to everything that she knew and loved.

For now, she decided to have some fun and this party seemed to be the first step.

The rumors were true-- this party was massive and wild, just as wild as the parties she attended in her old hometown. As soon as she entered the place, she was ushered into the kitchen by a bunch of strangers-- just kids who wanted everyone to have a good time. She downed the shots that were handed to her. Some of the guys tried to coax her into hanging out with them but she brushed them off with a laugh. One in particular, named Daniel would not stop. His hands were all over her.

“C’mon, don’t leave me hanging with blue balls.”

She smirked at him, grabbing the bottle from the table. She was ready to move on from him-- what a drip.

“At least you got your right hand to keep you company.”

She slipped away from him, taking a swig of vodka. She observed her new surroundings, the new people that she would soon attend classes with. No one noticed her. They were too involved in their own little world of drugs, alcohol and sex. Already she could see a number of hands down pants, tongues in each other’s mouths only to take a break to consume some more alcohol. She saw a number of people hand in hand and going upstairs, downstairs, outside and into other rooms.

It was like she never left home.

She turned a corner, bumping into people as she tried to squeeze through. Going down this route led her to another guy practically devouring another girl’s face. He was a massively tall guy-- was he part tree or something? Chiseled jawline, muscles in all the right places. His hands were all over the girl, sliding down to her ass as she finally pried her lips off his and started to kiss his neck.

She caught his eyes on her, a smirk on his face. He winked.

She felt a little bit of heat forming in the pit of her stomach. He was definitely attractive and she could tell with the look on his face that he knew that about himself. She liked confidence in a guy. She wouldn’t mind having him in her bed for a night.

She winked back with a smirk of her own. But she went outside, not really wanting to have a reputation of a pervert that likes watching other people get down and dirty.

Another swig of her bottle and her vision was starting to blur. But she managed to make out the big swimming pool, the pool lights lighting up the water and in the pool were a blonde guy and a girl that they were calling Maddy. And by the looks and sounds of it, they were having the greatest time in the pool.

“Ohhhh man, Nate’s not going to be happy about this.”

“Didn’t they JUST break up?”

“It’s like the millionth time.”

Smells toxic to me, she thought to herself.

“Jesus, she’s so fucking hot, Tyler is so fucking lucky to be fucking her like this.”

“Lucky?? Nate’s gonna murder him.”

“At least he’d die a happy man.”

She snorted, watching Maddy fuck the guy in the pool before averting her eyes. She didn’t know Maddy, this Nate guy and their relationship but it was clear that they were not good for each other. It was also clear that they broke up and made up quite often. But she had to hand it to Maddy- she knew exactly how to mess with a guy and fuck with his head.

Fucking another guy in the pool at the same party that her ex-boyfriend was attending would do exactly that.

There was a low rumble from the crowd and she looked towards the direction with a bit of an amused grin on her face. The guy that she had thought to have some tree DNA had come outside to bear witness to his ex-girlfriend’s antics. She could see the rage slowly building up from within, his brows furrowed deeply and the jealousy in his eyes. His hand held his cup tight while the other turned into a fist.

She guessed that this was Nate Jacobs.

“Yeah, that’s real classy, you fucking whore,” he spat out maliciously.

Maddy and the guy stopped their pool sex session and Maddy had a shitfaced grin on her face. Her eyes cried out, “WINNER!” as she looked up at her angry ex-boyfriend.

“Suck my DICK.”

With a snarl, Nate threw down his cup and turned back around. She tried to get out of his way but he ended up shoulder-checking her as he made his way back inside. He didn’t even bother to look at who he had knocked into. He kept walking, his temper rising with every step he took.

Any sort of attraction she had towards him disappeared. “Prick,” she muttered.

Her stomach decided to grumble. She knew the alcohol was doing its work when she had the munchies. She decided to head back inside and maybe find something to snack on. The kitchen wasn’t too crowded this time and that guy Daniel was nowhere to be seen. She poked and peeked into each cabinet and drawer, in hopes to find something to eat, even something small. What kind of party didn’t have anything to munch on?

There was a loud crash and the sounds of glass shattering right behind her and she almost shit herself. Turning around, she found Nate in a fit of fury, slamming down the bottle and pushing off all the shot glasses and beer cans from the kitchen counter. He turned around to punch the cabinet door, screaming at everyone to get out.

“Get out! GET THE FUCK OUT!” he snarled.

She remained where she was. He hadn’t seen her and maybe she would go unnoticed. In the bright light of the kitchen, she realized exactly how tall he was and how red his face had gotten due to his fit of rage. His chest was heaving hard. She could practically see the steam coming out of his ears. He leaned back against the counter, closing his eyes to get himself back under control.

She turned back around, quietly rummaging through the cabinet. She spotted a bag of chips in the far back and grabbed it. She opened it up and started munching. God, the potato chips tasted so good in her mouth.

“What the fuck are you doing?”

She nearly jumped at the low growl in her ear and she turned around to find herself face to face with Nate Jacobs.

So much for going unnoticed.

“I’m eating,” she answered nonchalantly. She held the bag up to him. “Want some?”

She knew she shouldn’t poke at the bear like this but she couldn’t help it. She wasn’t afraid of confrontation. Even if it was against someone as tall and muscular as Nate Jacobs.

She watched his eyes darken. She knew what was going on in his head. Even without knowing him, she knew who he was. Judging by the whispers and comments that the others had made about him, Nate Jacobs was The Guy of this town. He was the popular, big time, and she assumed by his build, jock king of East Highland. Therefore, everyone else were his peasants. He was used to this social hierarchy. Everyone should be bowing down to him, including her.

But she wasn’t going to do that for him, even if she found him to be insanely attractive.

“Didn’t you hear me? I said get the fuck out,” he repeated.

“Yeah well, I’m hungry and it’s pretty loud out there. So I think I’ll hang out in the kitchen for a little bit longer, thanks.”

Nate’s face contorted just a little, in a bit of surprise. “You’re not scared of me?”

She laughed in his face. “Why should I be? I’ve seen and met a lot worse.”

She took a step back, her lower back hitting the counter top edge when Nate stepped forward, closing the space between them. He bent over just a little, his eyes roaming over her body and then her face. They seemed to be searching for something, probably searching for the reason why she was not scared of him, like the rest of them.

“You’re the new girl that people have been talking about at this party,” he simply stated, with no anger or annoyance in his voice this time.

“That’d be me,” She said, continuing to munch on chips.

She watched his tongue slip out from his mouth, licking his bottom lip. “How about you and I get to know each other? It’s tough starting over in a new place. You’re going to need a new friend. I can be that for you, you know,” he murmured, his face inching closer to hers.

“Is that right?” she asked, amused by his sudden change in mood.

The way guys changed tactics and moods when their dicks were hard. Amazing, really.

She tossed the bag of chips aside, making a big show of licking her fingers clean in front of him. She licked her fingers slowly, never breaking eye contact with him. His face was so close to hers that she could see his eyes grow wide with pleasure. She couldn’t help but smirk when she slid her finger in deeper, when she could hear him panting at the sight of it. She knew he was just picturing her pretty red lips wrapped around his cock.

She loved fucking with men like this. It was their one true weakness.

She was going to take full advantage of that.

“Yeah.. yeah, that’s right, baby,” he said softly, his lips curling upwards.

“Oh… I don’t know, Nate,” she said with a loud sigh. “All boys say that, you know? But they’re all bark and no bite.”

“You just haven’t met me yet, I’m not just any guy.” He dipped his face into the crook of her neck and she let him. She tilted her head back just a little bit, why not have a little pleasure for herself? Besides, he was very good at this. Her body was naturally heating up at his touch, especially right between her legs. His lips trailed up to her earlobe, nibbling her earlobe before speaking again. “Oh I’ll bite.”

“I bite too,” she said, pushing his face away with a laugh. “I don’t think you’d be able to handle it.”

“I think it might be the other way around,” he fired back, taking her hand and placing it right at his crotch.

If this was the reason why Maddy kept going back to him, well she wasn’t going to judge her too quick. He was a big boy in more ways than one.

She hadn’t expected that. Nor did she expect her underwear to become soaked.

When she looked back up at Nate, she saw the triumphant smile on his face. He knew the effect that he had on him.

Well, two can play that game.

“I think it’s you that won’t be able to handle me, baby,” he whispered, bringing his face close to hers once more, trying to kiss her but she pulled her head back.

She bit her bottom lip, looking up at him with very round and innocent eyes. “Oh, is that right?” Her lips turned into a sexy smirk when his eyelids fluttered and his jaw dropped open as she cupped him tight through his jeans.

“Oh fuck-,” he gasped.

She watched his eyes close tight, enjoying the feel of her warm hand rubbing and squeezing him. He had both hands on either side of her, gripping the counter top. She knew every drop of blood was flooding to his dick right now. His cock was rock hard for her. He wasn’t going to be able to form a complete sentence.

“You still sure I won’t be able to handle you? Or are you gonna change your mind?” she asked as she moved her hand faster.

Nate groaned louder at the sudden change in speed. He leaned forward and she pressed her forehead against his, watching all the pleasure wash over his face. “Fuck, I-I… I change my mind, fuck baby…” He managed to open his eyes, panting hard. “There’s a room upstairs, come with me.”

“Come with you? Upstairs? So I can get down on my knees and suck your fat cock?” she teased, squeezing him a little harder. His big body shuddered and she decided to keep putting these images into his mind. “Bet you’d like that, hm? You’d like watching your cock disappear in my mouth, hm?” A chill went down her spine at the thought of looking up at this guy while she was on her knees. It probably wouldn’t be a bad sight to see.

“FUCK YES, oh baby, please,” he begged with a growl, his entire body trembling. His hands gripped her hips tight, pulling her closer but she wouldn’t let him kiss her. Not yet. “God, I need to fuck you so bad.”

She had him by the balls now. Literally.

“Let’s go then,” she whispered into his ear, letting out a breathy moan to tantalize him even more, giving him a preview of what was to come.

In an instant, he took her by the hand and all but dragged her out of the kitchen. The sea of people parted for him and everyone whispered and pointed their fingers. She smiled at everyone and when they made it to the stairs, she pulled her hand away and headed towards the front door.

“HEY!” Nate grabbed her hand again. “Where are you going?”

“Home. Where are you going?” she feigned confusion.

“But you said-,”

She laughed, pulling her hand out of his grip once more. “Did you really think I’d fuck you?”

“Y-you-,”

“Enjoy the rest of the party, baby!”

Slamming the door on his shocked face, she laughed and started running. The adrenaline from teasing the shit out of Nate had her sprinting down the street. She could probably do a full marathon tonight if she wanted to.

She loved teasing guys like him. Teasing and riling them, playing around with them. Getting their hopes and dicks up, making them think that they were going to get it in with her. Acting like she wanted them to pound her straight into the bed, only to pull back and deny them. Leaving them with only their right hand to keep them company. Making them realize that they weren’t shit, that they were losers, that they were nothing. Doing this got her more horny than an actual guy ever could.

It’s a shame that he was such a prick. She wouldn’t have mind having him pound the shit out of her with that big dick of his. She bet that he was all kinds of fun in the bedroom. But now he was going to be left alone with blue balls and his right hand, just like that other kid Daniel.

And that’s what you get for being an asshole, she thought with a proud grin.

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