#incorrect DamiJon

[rad-batson]

Kathy: Why do you keep letting Damian “kidnap” you? Can’t he just invite you over?

Jon: Oh, that’s just his enrichment.

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[mcuxhp777]

Damian: These are my older brothers

Jon: Hi

The three brothers: Hey

Damian: Oh, you will love Titus

Jon: Oh, he and Krypto can play along

Damian: Of course

*They walk out of the living room*

Jason: No fucking way is that Damian

Tim: *Shrugs* Maybe Jon actually made him human

Dick: I have to agree with Jason, he referred to us as 'brothers' and not 'Bruce's three disappointments'

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[dc-and-damirae]

clark, driving damian and jon: So how was your day?

jon: We almost got surprise adopted!

clark: What?

damian: We almost got kidnapped.

clark: Oh, okay.

clark: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

clark: oh, was it one of your bro-

damian: yes now keep driving we are going to be late

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[aphmcu-mha]

Damian: You’re so annoying

Jon: Then stop holding my hand

Damian: No

#dc incorrect quotes #dc #jondami #DamiJon

[devine-fem]

Jon: I’m… I think I like boys and girls… romantically.

Damian, raising an eyebrow: I thought so, not gonna lie.

Jon: What- What? How?

Damian: When I play out the scene in my head of someone trying to kiss you then I can’t imagine you rejecting them regardless of who they might be. You’re too nice.

Jon, offended: What? That’s not true. I wouldn’t just let anyone-

*One very sudden and drawn out kiss from Damian later.*

Jon:

Damian: Jon?

Jon:

Damian: Now you shut up?

Jon:

Damian, completely innocent to his own actions: Well, case and point.

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[strslv-4sh]

Jon: I'm cold :(

Damian, already putting his jacket on Jon: Didn't I tell you to bring a jacket? >:(

—

Any other person: I'm cold :(

Damian: This sounds like your problem

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[yeetus-feetus]

incorrect quotes (pt2)

Dick: What do you have? Damian: A KNIFE! Dick: NO!

-

Tim: Do you know the ABCs of first aid? Kon: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.

-

Damian: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake. Jason: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Jon. Damian, pointing his hot glue gun towards Jason: You’re on thin fucking ice Todd.

-

Bernard: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds? Kon: Yes? Bernard: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days. Kon: Fuck. Bernard: It's gonna be a fun week! Kon: I'm going back to the farm. Bernard: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.

-

Jason: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Roy: Okay. Jason: And make out during the scary parts. Roy: Th- Roy: The scary parts.. Roy: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl???

-

Tim, Holding up a pack of pencils: These are kinda cute Kon: lol that’s gay Tim: We’ve been dating for 2 years—

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[gerbil-with-a-side-of-arson]

Incorrect Superbat/Supersons Quotes:

Bruce: I am dating Clark

Tim: I am dating Kon

Damian: I am dating Jon

All 3: ...

All 3: A Curse

The three then proceed to spend the next 3 hours going through a catalog of known curses all while thinking

“I know why I like ____, but they couldn’t possibly!”

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[kitschysandglass]

Jon: It’s three in the morning! Why are you making French toast??

Damian: It’s for Goliath.

Jon: Why are you making French toast for your bat-dragon at three in the morning???

Damian: He doesn’t know how.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect jondami quotes #jondami #damijon #jon kent #damian wayne #super sons #i think goliath can eat french toast right

[arguablysomaya]

Jon: We had a party for Valentine's day at my school.

Damian: Valentine's Day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and-

Jon: They told us to make cards for the people we cared about, so I made one for you.

Jon: *hands him a card covered with glitter*

Damian:

Damian: tt- thank you.

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[thatasianstereotype]

Damian: Father, I have a problem to deal with. 

Bruce: What is it? 

Damian: It has come to my attention that I harbor non-platonic affections for the Kryptonian I tolerate the most. To keep from being distracted by thoughts of Jon being propositioned by anyone else, I will simply advance our friendship to the next stage. 

Bruce: *confused AF but still wants to be a good dad* Okay. Good luck. 

Damian: I do not need a fickle thing such as luck. I will succeed in gaining you another son so you should not have the need to pick up a random stranger off the streets again. 

[LATER] 

Damian: Grayson, you must have a multitude of methods for beginning a relationship considering the numerous partners you bedded in the past.

Dick: It’s not that difficult. I just walk up to them, smile, and ask if they want to go out with me. It usually works.

[After scaring Jon who thought he was sick because he was smiling]

Damian: Grayson has failed me.

Damian: Drake, how did you convince the Clone to take you on as a romantic partner? 

Tim: I made a 117 slide presentation detailing how we would be better as boyfriends. 

Damian: I see. 

[After 212 powerpoint slides]

Damian: Unfortunately, Jon does not have the attention span for such a thing and did not understand the overall message. 

Damian: Todd—

Jason: Seriously? Where’s the romance? The wooing? The effort? 

Damian: I put a lot of effort in my presentation. 

Jason:

Jason: You’re hopeless just like Bruce who relies on his nonexistent charm to get women. 

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[rad-batson]

Damian, 7yo: Am I going to rule the world some day?

Damian, 21yo, he/they non-binary, panromantic demisexual, painted nails, dating his best friend Jon, only plays Minecraft on creative mode, art is currently being displayed at MOMA, tutors elementary schoolers on weekends, got accepted into his favorite vet program, does stupid TikTok dances with his siblings, more pets than he can count, current life plan is to fuck off to a farm and never be a vigilante again if it’s the last thing he does, the happiest he has ever been: Yes

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[mcuxhp777]

Bruce: I can't say I'm surprised

Jason: You knew

Bruce: First it was you with Gar, then it was Dick with Wally, then it was Tim with Kon and now, Damian's dating Jon

Tim: I don't understand, what's the point

Bruce: Every one of you attracts supers

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[dc-and-damirae]

jon: So, what are your pronouns?

damian: I identify as a fucking threat. My pronouns are try/me.

jon:

jon Lovely...?

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[batfammeetsspidergang]

Damian: Tomorrow is my birthday.

Jon: I got you something great. Want a hint?

Damian: No! You know that I have to be surprised. Remember two years ago, how mad I was when you left my present out for me to find?

Jon: Left it out? It was hidden in a storage locker in Metropolis, which I rented under an assumed name. You bit through a combination lock!

Damian: Well, just make sure that it does not happen again.

#incorrect batfam #incorrect quotes #Robin #Damian Wayne #Superboy #Jon Kent #jondami #damijon #source: Will and Grace #DC #supersons

[devine-fem]

Damian: I can’t see a thing in here.

Jon: A shame for you- Wait, I think I have something that can help.

Damian: Superboy, pl-

*Stomps feet agressively*

Damian: What are you-

*Light up Skechers illuminate the surroundings*

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