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Adira: "So...how do I look?"
Quirin: "Extremely uncomfortable."
Edmund: "Hmmm...Hector, how do you feel about being our fake pro-?"
Hector: "-I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!!!"
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a mission with the Bats which involved their bestfriends.
everyone is in a circle before they can go their separate ways.
Dick, smiles, with a hair seemingly still in style as if the mission was a walk in a park: I would like to thank everyone who participated today. We wouldn't have completed this without each of our efforts.
the batkids rolls their eyes because Dick can be so extra, which just makes him grin.
Dick, spreads his arms: I just love this bonding of brotherhood.
everyone is silent until Steph bursts out laughing.
Cass brows furrow in confusion before she leans on Steph to join in laughing.
Duke, snickers: Sure.... Brotherhood.
Tim, shrieks: Brotherhood????
Kon's face turns crimson, standing close to Tim.
Tim and Kon, who just celebrated their anniversary last night somewhere in Greece.
Damian, scowls: What did you just say, Richard?
Jon, who was drinking water, nearly chokes.
Damian and Jon, who just started their relationship in the beginning of the month because finally Damian gave in to his feelings.
Jason, rolls his eyes some more: You are just embarrassing yourself, Dickface.
Roy, chuckles: Wow. Brotherhood at its finest.
Jason and Roy, who just moved in together last week.
Wally, face so red: Really, Dick?? Brothers??? Us??
Dick and Wally, who have been together before they even know it.
Dick, groans: I know, okay??? I just don't want to admit that my brothers are growing up!!
Jason: You are such a drama queen.
Duke: Maybe use another term next time, Dick?
Damian: Tt. I second that motion.
Jon, nods enthusiastically: Whatever Dami says!
Tim, yawns, leaning on Kon: How about we all go home and rest?
Kon, wraps his arm around Tim's waist: I better take Rob home.
Cass, nods: Indeed! Me and Steph. Go now.
Steph, holds her hand: We got a date planned. See ya!
the rest of the boys: WHAT????
Babs, through comms: Can we wrap this up, gentlemen? So I can sleep and you can sort out your feelings for each other.
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Ling: Okay, listen, bestie-
Ed: I am not your fucking bestie.
Ling: OKAY, then listen, WORSTIE-
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enemies: who are you? what are you? a homunculous?
edward e. rockbell: worse… A HOUSEHUSBAND!!!
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Damian: *ears ringing from recent explosion* RICH-NIGHTWING! NIGHTWING, ARE YOU ALRIGHT?! ANSWER ME!
Dick: *coughing* y-yeah. Yeah, I’m okay, little D.
Damian: Good. It would be a waste of manpower to lose a skilled fighter on the field.
Dick: Awww Little D!! 🥰
Damian: TT. Do you have the device?
Dick: No, I tossed it to Tim before the place blew.
Damian:
Damian: …..GREAT.
Damian: *to Tim* You-YOU PHEASANT
Tim: *looking up blankly at Dick and Damian who are a bit away, ears also ringing* what??
Damian: Do you have the device?
Tim: *sound still muffled* What?
Damian: DO YOU HAVE THE DEVICE?
Tim: I DONT HAVE ANY ADVICE!
Damian: I SAID. DO YOU.-
Dick: Damian there’s another bomb! Tim move!!
Tim: DICK?
Dick: TIM MOVE! MOVE RIGHT!!
Tim: *pausing and thinking* okay!
Tim: *moving left*
Damian: HE SAID MOVE RIGHT!
Tim: I’m am running left!
Damain: MOVE- *giving up*
Damian: *under his breath* TT. imbecile.
Tim: *stopping in his tracks* I’M NOT AN IMBECILE!!
Damian: ??!?!?!? HE HEARD THAT?! OF ALL THE THINGS WE SAID-SCREAMED-HE HEARD THAT?!
Dick: *getting flashbacks of his time with Bruce* yeah…it’s…it’s a thing.
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Alphonse: my brother just prank called the auto parts store he works at asking if they had fallopian tubes and the guy spent like 20 minutes looking
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Cicero: *speaking aloud* *writing in glitter gel* Dear Diary. I am losing my sense of humanity. Love, Cicero. X. X. X.
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LMK Incorrect quotes#63 King of Bottoms
Wukong*Existing*
The Pilgrims: We can fix him!
The Brotherhood: Yeah well, We can make him worse!
F!Y/n: and I can peg him!! So you y'all can get your asses outta here!!-and you!!*Points to Wukong*Get your ass over here!
Pilgrims & Brotherhood:!?!
Wukong*Zoomies his way to you*Yes my queen
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Mustang: you're gonna get fired if you keep going on like that.
Ed: oh I'm so past getting fired right now
Ed: I'm gonna get shot
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‘I’m agnostic’ he says, knowing that he has met literal god.
Al: But brother, haven’t you met god?
Ed: I wasn’t impressed.
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POV. The Brotherhood sneaks into Heaven and are being extra about it.
Azure: Time for plan G.
Sun Wukong: Don’t you mean plan B?
Azure: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Yellow Tusk: What about plan D?
Azure: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
DBK: What about plan E?
Azure: I’m hoping not to use it. Peng dies in plan E.
Macaque: I like plan E.
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Things my Friends Have Said as FMA Characters
Ed: “‘You body slammed a girl?!’ YES AND I WAS PROUD OF IT!”
Al: “I’m like a purse dog. I shake when I’m scared or cold”
Roy: “Who am I without my hair? I don’t have a personality. I don’t have friends.”
Riza: “ho-ho-homicide :)”
Winry: “I can explain it in court, that’s what matters”
Scar: “I’m cheering on the inside”
Lust: “I’m not normally into blondes, but satan might have turned me”
Olivier: “I want balls but I don’t want… emotional balls”
Ling Yao/greed: “yes, I’m digging the shin right now”
Envy: “I’m only masquerading as a man”
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Fuery: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical appearing dogs, that were all equally excited to see you, how would you discover which dog was yours?
Riza: I would take my 50 Hayates home and live like a king.
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Desmond: Please stop making new flavors of coca-cola. Either put the cocaine back or leave it alone
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Nazir: Uh. Why do you have Cicero on a leash?
Listener: Listen, I know what you're thinking, and it's NOT a kink. He's just feral and needs to be watched.
Cicero: Cicero bit one of the initiates and gave them rabies! :D
Babette: It was fucking hilarious
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If I give my bridal bouquet to Riza at the reception, do you think General Mustang would feel socially obligated to propose to her right then?"
Dr. Winry Rockbell, who has been shipping Riza "I have someone to protect" Hawkeye and Roy Mustang, since she was 10
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