#incorrect the terror quotes

[padawansuggest]

Obi-Wan: *sitting at the table with a bunch of clones, noticing a couple shinies looking awkward* Oh, I guess I could just-

Cody: They’re not upset about you, they just think we’re not allowed to talk about hobbies while you’re around.

Obi-Wan: *perks up* oh? What kind of hobbies?

Shiny 1: I like to knit, but that’s not actually what we were talking about.

Obi-Wan: Oh that’s amazing, I picked up knitting from Master Tra Saa as a Padawan, she forced Tholme and me and Quin into the ugliest sweaters as kids. My own master crocheted blankets for the crechlings. I’ll have to introduce you to the other clones I know that knit.

Shiny 1: *perks up all cute and sweet* Oh, that would be nice!

Obi-Wan: :) and you?

Shiny 2: I wouldn’t really call it a /hobby/-

Waxer: Nah, it totally counts.

Boil: Yeah. Cody used to make a hobby out of seeing how much he could stress out the alphas before they put him in the corner.

Cody: We needed to know how much we could get away with! What went too far and we’d get in major trouble for!

Boil: Exactly. Our commander is a limit pushing brat. Yours totally counts as a hobby.

Shiny 2: I mean… *sees Obi-Wan’s encouraging look* I run a holoweb blog where I track the finances and voting habits of all senators who vote against giving clones right or safety measures.

Boil: See! His blog is famous and he’s even getting death threats over it! Which is funny cause he always just publishes them and three senators have been questioned publicly about it.

Waxer: If I had the tech skills for this, trust me, I’d make it my hobby too.

Shiny 2: *nervously looking at Obi-Wan*

Obi-Wan: …can I have the link to that blog? It sounds more than just a hobby, that sound useful…

Shiny 2: *perks up* Oh? Okay.

Obi-Wan: Besides, it’s more productive than I ever got up to as a kid. I went through a phase where I wore a Sparvard (Space Harvard) sweater everywhere to trick men into talking to me. I found them amusing. I always told them I thought it was a gay dating app. They didn’t like me much.

Cody: Oh, I love the antagonism of it!

Obi-Wan: I thought you might.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #the clones #Obi and Cody are both Professional Baby Brats #they terrorize Mace and Alpha the most

[gabihime-jegulusseeker]

wolfstar + regulus

Sirius: Remus and I are adopting a kid!~

Regulus: that's great-

Sirius & Remus*slamming adoption papers on the table* It's you, sign here

(I've seen this trope so much lately and i love it, Sirius and Remus being regulus """parents""" its so funny to me)

#wolfstar #wolfstar incorrect quotes #remus lupin #sirius black #regulus black #wolfstar raising regulus #regulus arcturus black #now imagine jegulus #james had to ask wolfstar permission to date their son #now sirius AND remus would terrorizes james #regulus would like to remind everyone that he is literally just 1/2 years yonguer #jegulus #marauders #marauders incorrect quotes #marauders era #merodeadores #incorrect quotes

[alitherandom]

Omega: Every zoo is a petting zoo. Unless you’re a coward.

Crosshair: I’m worried about you.

#the bad batch #incorrect quotes #the best thing is this could be either way #before season three id have swapped the roles #but omega is a terror and that should be more widely recognised #she's so sassy #and she learns from the best #bad batch #bad batch crosshair #bad batch omega #star wars tbb #crosshair tbb #omega tbb #omega the bad batch #crosshair bad batch #bad batch incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes tbb #tbb incorrect quotes

[420jimmyuso]

The judgment day tweets that r so real and true

I just be ballin tbh cringe is dead if u don’t think too hard on it .. plus I think we need to bring incorrect tweets back but if this does a bit bad I’ll prolly kms

#the judgment day #finn balor #damian priest #rhea ripley #dominik mysterio #Rhea x dominik #Damian priest x Finn balor #Tjd #wwe #jd mcdonagh #finn balor x Damian priest #judgment day #wwe raw #monday night raw #tweets #incorrect quotes #dirty dom #terror twins #wwe judgment day #Their characters #Obviously #so don’t think too hard on it #rhea ripley x dominik mysterio

[starfallkaz]

Posts I found that remind me of The Crows

Nina

Jesper

Matthias

Wylan

Kaz

Inej

#six of crows #crow club #Leigh bardugo #the kenergy is strong with this one #the kenergy Matthias radiates >>> #nina zenik #matthias helvar #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #kinej #crooked kingdom #shadow and bone #s&b netflix #incorrect soc quotes #I love them #I live in a constant state of terror and denial #the crows

[blackbirdi]

Harry Potter Incorrect Quotes #7

Ron: *Exhausted and laying on the floor* Why is there tile on the ceiling? Is that the floor? Am I glued to the ceiling again?

Harry and Hermione: ...Again?

The Weasley Twins: *Reminiscing* Ah, good times.

#incorrect quotes #harry potter incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #golden trio era #golden trio #harry potter #hermione granger #ron weasley #fred weasley #george weasley #the weasley twins #the twins terrorizing ron is literally canon

[im-still-watching-anime]

sakura: yeah we’re trying to bring sasuke back but obviously we have limits about what we’ll excuse him doing

naruto: we do??

#naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto incorrect quotes #sasunaru #sns #naruto team 7 #haruno sakura #uzumaki naruto #uchiha sasuke #sakura: yeah id forgive him for thievery and things like that #naruto willing to forgive war crimes and terrorism: yeah me too :) #they’re both right tbh

[sea-owl]

Colin: Every day I wake up and ask myself how am I going to be the biggest pain the ass that I can be.

Anthony, Colin's constant victim: I hope the poor girl you trick into becoming your wife will be your biggest pain in the ass

#anthony was manifesting that penelope would be a terror to colin #he may have manifested a bit too close to the sun #bridgerton #bridgerton incorrect quotes #colin bridgerton #anthony bridgerton #crime lady penelope #colin got karma when his wife and his personal menace ended up being the same person #he loves her too much though

[headcanonthings]

#incorrect quotes #incorrect terror quotes #terror amc #thomas jopson

[movietimegirl]

Spider: *Pop*

Quaritch:

Spider: *Pop*

Quaritch:

Spider: *Pop*

Quaritch: Oh! For five minutes.

Quaritch: Could you not be yourself…for FIVE minutes?!

...

Spider:...*Pop*

Quaritch: Gah!! Are we there yet?!

Wainfleet: Yes!

Spider: Oh, Finally!

#avatar the way of water #spider socorro #miles quaritch #lyle wainfleet #Avatar 2 #Spider is terrorizing the RDA #incorrect quotes #incorrect avatar quotes #source: shrek 2

[cod-dump]

Alejandro: I'm coming for you Valeria! And nothing's gonna stop me!

Valeria: Ha! Except my killer dolphins trained to eat human flesh! Adíos, Vaquero!

#submission #source: teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2012 #rudy's watching this like 'oh yeah i was the better choice here absolutely 100%' #valeria has an assortment of pets that are trained to eat human flesh #like her pit of man eating rabbits that she can't wait to terrorize alejandro with #call of duty #cod mwii #alejandro vargas #valeria garza #incorrect quotes

[padawansuggest]

Mace: Onto the next order of business- *turns to glare at Dooku when his comm goes off again* Do you need to answer that?

Dooku: *suspicious look* It’s just Qui-Gon.

Sifo-Dyas: :) Yan gave his newest Padawan a book on dead languages.

Mace: I… don’t see why that’s a bad thing? Obi-Wan loves languages, you’d think Qui-Gon would be happy with his student getting along with his master.

Dooku: First of all, that is the opposite of what Qui-Gon wants. Second of all… Obi-Wan taught himself to speak some of these dead languages. And now they’re what he speaks in when he’s sleepwalking. Qui-Gon wants me to find the exorcist we used on his last padawan when Xana started acting funny.

Council: …

Yoda: *giggling*

Yaddle: You helped Dooku pick out the book, didn’t you?

Yoda: Said anything, I didn’t!

Mace: Oh my god. He’s terrifying enough when he’s sleepwalking.

Sifo-Dyas: :) I think it’s cute. He’s a sweetie.

Plo: He is, he really is, I tell you, Qui-Gon almost had to fight me for him.

Dooku: *quietly turns his comm on silent and puts it face down on the chair* Onto next business?

#star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #obi wan kenobi #master dooku #yan dooku #qui gon jinn #Qui woke up to a black eyed Padawan floating in his doorway speaking the language of the gods #damn near shit himself in terror #Sifo thinks the kiddo is very innocent and cute #yoda is love #they exorcised Xanatos and he’s in rehab now lol #which means Qui actively wanted Obi instead of a child being forced on him in all my AUs #antichrist obi wan

[luxthestrange]

LMK Incorrect quotes#12 PUSH!

Inside the cave

F!Y/n*Holding Macaque's hands* You can do it. Push! Push!

Macaque*On his back with legs up* I can't do it!?-*rhythmic panting as he groans and moans in pain*

F!Y/n: Just one more big push!

Macaque: You have no idea what I'm going through!?

F!Y/n*Get Quiet and looks at him with a hard stare*...

Macaque*Is pushing with his legs a demon who hissing and squeaking trying to get them but felt he screwed up BIG time with that quietness*... O-Okay, forget I said t-that-Let's do this together!

Part 2 of:

Pregnant Woman 1, Demon 0

#lego monkey kid #lmk #lmk y/n #lmk macaque #lmk macaque x y/n #lmk macaque x reader #lmk season four #lmk wukong x reader #lmk sun wukong x reader #lmk monkey king x reader #lmk sun wukong #lmk monkey king #lmk wukong #lmk brotherhood #lmk incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #en ese moment macaque sintio el verdadero TERROR #Youtube

[420jimmyuso]

u know the drill the judgment day tweets Again 💯💯💯

hyperfixating on the judgment day has taken me to places i wouldn’t even go with a gun

#damian priest #finn balor #the judgment day #wwe #wwe raw #monday night raw #damian priest x finn balor #dominik mysterio #finn balor x damian priest #rhea ripley #rhea x dominik #rhea ripley x dominik mysterio #the judgment day wwe #terror twins #tweets #twitter #hyperfixation #adhd #incorrect quotes #twitter post #wwe monday night raw #im going insane #gay people jumpscare #gay people are real #funny tweets #tjd #brainrot #judgment day

[fedorah-the-explorah]

Black Sheep: How did you find me?

Shadowsan: Well, I saw the fire and thought "Hmm, now who could that be?"

#we don't talk about the fact that she absolutely terrorized that island enough #homegirl was a MENACE #carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego netflix #incorrect carmen sandiego #incorrect quotes

[bespectacled-bookwyrm]

Colress: Um, Grim? W-why are you pretending we're all chummy with Ghetsis?

Grimsley: We need money.

Colress: So you’re scamming him?

Grimsley: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him.

Colress: *who is VERY aware of what the Shadow Triad and Ghetsis are capable of* What? No way.

Grimsley: Why not? We already stole his puppet king.

N: Hi, new uncles.

Colress: No, we didn't. N is a bright young man - he can do whatever he wants.

N: I wanna steal.

Colress: *mortified gasp*

Grimsley: *cackles*

#incorrect pokemon quotes #Colress #Grimsley #N Harmonia #Source: Over the Garden Wall #(With a few edits) #falsepretensesshipping #(Just a smidge) #I'll leave it up to you to decide how this ends #I personally like to think they got away with robbing Ghetsis blind (and acquired a new nephew and two new nieces while they were at it). #Colress is absolutely terrified of the Triad by the way - hence his opposition to stealing from Ghetsis #Ghetsis ranks just below them on Colress' Terror Tier List #Ghetsis #(Mentioned)