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serpentinearchitect17 · 2 years

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Ellen: *Officiating Alex and Henry’s wedding* We are here today to celebrate the marriage of Alexander Claremont-Diaz and Henry George Edward James Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor. It has been a true pleasure to watch your distracting, childish rivalry evolve into a distracting, childish courtship, and now into what I’m sure will be a distracting, childish marriage. I’m proud of you, and I love you both.

Alex: *Smiles cheekily* Permission to say it back?

Ellen: *Fondly, holding back tears* Permission granted.

Henry: Love you too, Ellen.

Alex: Love you, Mom.

#incorrect rwrb quotes #inspired by Brooklyn 99 #red white and royal blue #rw&rb #ellen claremont #alex claremont diaz #henry mountchristen windsor #alex and henry #alex x henry #firstprince

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midnightkale95 · 2 years

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Too real and funny as a writer.

#poets on tumblr #poetsofinstagram #writblr #inspiration #poetry #poets corner #writers and poets #writerscommunity #writing #writing prompt #captain holt #brooklyn 99 #tumblr memes #too funny

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coldinpants · 8 months

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The way Leonard sometimes (often) does things out of spite made me wonder what he's willing to do to prove to everyone around him how much he doesn't give a shit.

Imagine, during an argument with Mick, Leonard just sits in his chair and looks at him with a "you make a lot of noise, buddy" face. Angry Mick pulls out a gun and points it in Snart's face, but he remains unfazed. Barry doesn't have time to do anything when Leonard's parka bursts into flames.

Mick: Admit you were wrong! Or you'll burn like a pig!

Leonard: ... no.

Barry: You're literally on fire, Len, please!

Leonard: Whatever.

#eventually Snart was extinguished #Mick had to accept defeat.#inspired by a scene from the Brooklyn 99 #this show creates meme i love it #coldflash #leonard snart #captain cold #mick rory #heatwave #barry allen #the flash #arrowverse

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paperbackribs · 1 year

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Eddie and Steve had just taken a moment. A minute. Barely anything. A kiss. One, two, passed quickly, especially after having only confessed to each other the night before.

The party was out by Steve's pool and a whole kitchen was between them and the two boys kissing desperately against the wall in the family room.

But then there was the stampede of younger feet pounding through the house. So very quick and fast that Eddie still held Steve. Steve, who was leaning against the wall with his hands gripping Eddie's shoulders for how unexpectedly weak his knees had felt since Eddie shoved him against the wall.

So when they quickly swung their heads to the left, arms around each other and eyes wide, Steve knew they were busted.

"What." Lucas asked, so surprised that he'd lost the up-tilt of inflection at the end of the question.

Max's eyes are narrowed as she flatly asserts, "they're boyfriends."

Steve felt frozen. He couldn't move his hands. It was lucky that his lips weren't still nuzzled against Eddie's neck when they'd all appeared.

And Eddie. Well, he just flat out refuses to move. His hands are practically at 10 and 2 and he isn't giving up any future opportunities to show Steve how devoted he is.

Dustin swirls to face Max, hands cocked on his hips just like Steve at his highest ire. "I know! But that's because I'm basically their brother. How'd *you* know?"

Max snorts and crosses her arms against her friend's indignation, "what? Like it's hard?"

Lucas's face screws up in consternation and he nudges Max gently in the ribs. She cuts those sharp eyes to her boyfriend, amused and inviting him in to enjoy the joke.

Lucas can't help but grin at her precocious cockiness. "Okay, but the rest of us may have some questions."

Mike exhales loudly, "Oh, there are plenty of questions. Like, how the hell has Steve bagged Eddie." His face is pink and screwed up in what Eddie would think is anger, but doesn't quite ring true.

Dustin scoffs, "Even when they weren't together Eddie had a lot of opinions about what he liked about 'Harrington.'

Steve rolls his eyes, "almost like I'm a damn catch."

Mike rolls his eyes back, but Dustin flings his arm out, nearly smacking Eddie's chest, "there's tons of reasons Steve would be a good boyfriend."

Eddie smirks down at the little sqirts, "that's right. I'm about to monologue, son."

#mike has s crush on one of those older boys #inspired by last line from b99 #steddie #brooklyn 99

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babygirl-diaz · 1 year

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Buck: After we disarmed that bomb, you flirted with me for 20 seconds and I became obsessed with you forever. Eddie: That wasn't flirting. All I said was, "You can have my back any day." Buck: How was that NOT flirting? And how I was NOT supposed to become obsessed with you forever? Eddie: Fair enough.

#evan buck buckely #eddie diaz #buddie #incorrect quotes #quote inspired by brooklyn 99 #911 on fox

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noodlenoises · 3 months

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5 (More) Incredible Instances of Copaganda in Media

You can find copaganda in all kinds of media. Here, let me show you, with 5 (more) instances of copaganda in media.

We’ve done this once before, counting out some examples of copaganda in media. Now we’re back, and bringing you five more instances of copaganda in media. Before we begin, a quick reminder of what copaganda actually is. Copaganda, as I wrote it in the first installment of this series, is “propaganda that normalizes, valorizes, or otherwise paints policing in a positive light. More than that, it…

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squicksquak · 1 year

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Lucifer: You're losing blood!

MC: No I'm not its on the floor right next to me.

#that's where the blood is supposed to be #inspired by that one ep of brooklyn 99 where jake has ibternal bleeding and goes #obey me #bat rambles #obey me shitpost #obey me lucifer #obey me mc #omswd #obey me incorrect quotes

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fea-the-grinch · 1 year

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Incorrect Dianetti quote #1

Gina (lying on the couch, with her head on Rosa's lap): I wish we could stay like that forever <3

Rosa: We'd die of starvation, then rot.

Gina: Rosa, ew, don't say that !

#inspired by a piece of comics I saw on Tumblr a few days ago #but I don't remember its name #so source: unknown #tell me if you find it #dianetti #gina x rosa #rosa diaz x gina linetti #b99 #incorrect quotes #incorrect b99 quotes #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99

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hxuse-xf-black · 2 years

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Tonks: Mad-Eye, we've caught a serial killer! This has been my dream since I was four-years-old!

Mad-Eye: That's a little troubling, even for me.

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serpentinearchitect17 · 2 years

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Alex, while hanging out with June and Nora on three separate occasions, describes all the ways that Henry takes care of him while he’s in law school…

I. Drinks with June and Nora at their favorite bar

Nora: You look like crap. What’s up, dude?

Alex: *Slumps into his seat, head in his hands* I am straight-up depressed. Finals almost killed me. I’m still not sure how I did. Could’ve failed them all for all know. Henry’s been doing his best to cheer me up.

June: *Concerned* I’m sorry about that, bud. What has Henry been doing to help?

Alex: *Points to his jacket* He gave me this sticker this morning just for waking up.

June: Well, at least you got up, right? That’s a good start.

Alex: *Starts slamming shots of tequila*

Nora: And…now he’s going to drown in alcohol.

June: *Picks up her cell phone and selects a contact* I’m calling Henry for back-up. Lord knows we’re going to need someone to drag his body out of here.

II. On his way to meet June and Nora for coffee, Alex grabs a sandwich from a local deli and scarfs it down outside of the coffee shop

June: *Alarmed* Alex, are you eating an Italian sub for breakfast?

Alex: I am, but Henry said I should eat more veggies, so I got extra pepperoncinis.

Nora: *Snorts* Don’t think that’s what he meant.

Alex: *Shrugs and continues to shovel food into his mouth* It still counts.

III. Alex, watching a movie at June and Nora’s apartment

June: That’s the third time you’ve gone to the bathroom since you’ve been here. What is going on with you?

Alex: Oh, Henry freaked out ‘cause I told him I never drink water, so now he’s making me drink eight glasses a day.

Nora: Good for him. He’s getting you to do things that even we couldn’t. You’re whipped, dude.

Alex: *Smiles and takes a swig from his water bottle* Sure am.

#incorrect rwrb quotes #inspired by brooklyn 99 #red white and royal blue #rw&rb #alex claremont diaz #june claremont diaz #nora holleran #henry mountchristen windsor #alex and henry #alex x henry #firstprince

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myfuneralismytimetoshine · 2 years

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Yesterday I made my way to Pinterest, saved real fast a bunch of funny stuff, to make more than 60 stickers🎶🎶🎶

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artmill-danaan · 11 months

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Brooklyn 99 - wushu style

🇨🇵 Inspiré de mon professeur et ami @remi_wushu qui m'a réellement apprit à parer ce genre de charge.

NB: la 1ere fois que c'est arrivé mon cerveau a promptement oublié ce que j'étais censé faire 😅😂

🇬🇧 Inspired by my teacher and friend @remi_wushu who taught me how to block that kind of charge.

NB: the first time he ran at me like that I promptly forgot what I was supposed to do 😅😂

#wushu #wushu art #Brooklyn 99 inspired #wushu meme #watercolour #traditional art #my art #art of the day #sanda style #kungfu #wushu club

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fancyschmancyopinions · 2 years

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MELISSA FUMERO at the 2022 Creative Arts Emmy Awards on September 3rd 2022 wearing CHRISTIAN SIRIANO

I thought this dress was very cool. I think black and white dresses are super flattering, and this one was no exception. I thought the silver added a nice bit of color, and dimension, to the dress. It was a really solid look.

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juniorjules · 6 months

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I feel like we should talk about how Brooklyn 99 totally did a die hard reference paintball episode AND gave jake the “cool cool cool” thing.

#I wanna be mad about it #but I just love jake peralta too much #like #maybe this is just inspiration and not plagiarism #community #brooklyn 99

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ladyjuliapearle · 2 years

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18. Scrape

Hello everybody!

I had to choose between Brooklyn 99 Halloween Heist or A Heist with Markiplier for prompt 22, and I thought maybe I can still do both.

I also remembered those art works where you have to scrape black paint off to reveal lineart in rainbow colours. Making my own version was a lot off fun.

So here is my markiplier inspired take on prompt 18, scrape.

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morganbritton132 · 8 months

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Hi, I binge read the entirety of your EMTTS and i absolutely love it! I wanted to thank you for your dedication and for how much you made me laugh. It's really great to find a saga that's funny and also gut-wrenching and written by someone who's a) very talented and b) clearly loves the characters and makes them very well rounded even in little snippets of life. So thank you!!

I also can't stop thinking about the initial "is Dustin a person or a dog" confusion and how much it reminds me of that episode of B99 where everyone's asking subtle questions to their coworker to understand if Kelly is his wife or dog, like "did you two go on any nice walks recently?" and i can see someone like David trying it and failing

Thank you so much for so many kind words and I’m glad that you’re enjoying the series because I am too! (Also, super impressed you got through it because it’s a lot!). I love that cold opening of Brooklyn 99 and it was the inspiration for that tag.

Also, I love the idea of the first-year teachers trying to figure out if Dustin is a person or a dog. That’s brilliant!

And what’s funny is that David’s not even wrong in this situation.

He is like 99% sure that Dustin is the name of Steve’s brother, but he’s been wrong about literally everything else, so this debate continues into its third week at their table in the teacher’s lounge.

David argues, “I’ve heard him refer to Dustin as a kid.”

“People call their dogs their fur babies all the time,” Marissa argues back. “He’s had that dog for a few years, right? Certainly not a baby anymore so, kid.”

It is not helped by the fact that none of them have any memory of ever hearing Steve address his service dog by name. They’ve heard him call him ‘buddy.’ They’ve heard him say ‘c’mon, pal.’ There was even an unenthused ‘Ozz-some’ last week when Ozzy alerted Steve to an impending seizure during his lunch break.

Have any of them thought of looking at the dog’s collar? No.

They haven’t even considered asking a student.

They are in the middle of this debate when Steve comes into the teacher’s lounge to refill his coffee mug for the third time that day. If he notices that the room goes quiet every time he walks in, he doesn’t make any indication of it when he smiles tiredly, “Hey, guys.”

They murmur their hellos and give each other significant looks, daring the others to ask the important questions. No one asks. No one actually says anything until Steve yawns.

“Long night?”

“Yeah, definitely. Dustin had me up ‘til two in the morning,” Steve yawns again. He doesn’t notice how everybody perks up at that. “Poor guy gets so anxious this time of year.”

“Oh, really?” Marissa asks, giving David a look that says ‘see, dog.’. “Because of the homecoming fireworks?”

Steve hums in agreement and shakes his head like he sometimes does when he’s shaking a memory loose. He’s speaking more to himself when he adds, “I think I’m going to take him to the park after work. Get some fresh air, some exercise. He’s been cooped up for too long.”

“Anyways,” Steve says with a smile, tipping his coffee mug to them. “Gotta get back to grading papers.”

#Does Chicago have a homecoming or is that a small town thing?#Also something to consider is that Kathy hangs out with these people and she is a 2nd year teacher so she met Dustin at Career Day last yea #She could end the debate but she's not going to #Personally I love expanding on these teachers #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #dustin henderson

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