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marirah · 4 days
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Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: DCU, Nightwing (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd
Characters: Dick Grayson, Slade Wilson
Additional Tags: Dick Grayson is Not Nightwing, Aliases, Pre-Relationship, Pre-Slash, Past Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Dick Grayson was Renegade, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Rating May Change
Summary:
after he finds out about Jason's death, Dick offers Deathstroke a favor for the chance at a fresh start (and killing the joker)
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dcjaybird · 1 year
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A snippet from my pregnant!Jason universe.
Dick walked into the family room where Jason was laying on the couch with a book. “Where is everyone? I just realized the whole family is staying over tonight. Do you think we can convince them to play a board game together?”
Without looking up, Jason scoffed, “Wasn’t I supposed to be keeping my blood pressure down? Not skyrocketing it into the atmosphere.”
“It’s not that bad.”
Jason dropped the book onto his chest and stared incredulously. “Are you insane? Did you just block the entire monopoly incident of 2021 out of your head?”
“That was a one off. Who knew Alfred was that competitive?”
“Ok, then how about the Scrabble throw down in 2020? Candyland crisis of ‘19? The Tiddlywinks hostage situation? Do I need to continue?”
Dick hummed fondly, “Oh yeah. I think I still have a scar from that playing board. Damian’s gotten so much better since we made that no sharp objects at the table rule. I doubt it would happen again.”
“Yeah it won’t happen again because I took all the board games and set them on fire after last Thanksgiving. Half of you idiots couldn’t patrol for a week. I thought Bruce was going to have an aneurysm.”
Dick’s mouth twisted to the side, “You make a good point. Maybe video games—“
Jason silenced him with a look. “Dick, we haven’t been alone together without kids for a month. I know for a fact that Cass and Steph have already a sleepover planned for the girls tonight and you want to find everyone and have a family game night,” he said flatly.
Dick wagged an eyebrow. “Ooh. Are you trying to suggest something?”
“Well it was pointed out to me that sex was supposed to bring on labour.”
Dick nodded sagely, “That’s very true. You know I’d do anything to help you out.”
“It’s about time you came to your senses. I can’t keep hauling this baby around. The weight is killing my back.”
“You’ve only gained maybe 20 pounds,” Dick said.
“Fuck you. You try hauling around 20 pounds on your stomach all day. And I miss my abs.”
Dick hummed in agreement, “I miss your abs too.”
Jason pushed himself up off the couch. “Excellent. So we’re in agreement. Come on, Dickiebird. Time to earn your keep.”
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arunneronthird · 2 months
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he will use every chance he gets to be a drama queen and if he doesnt have one he will create one
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ahfrickenfrick · 29 days
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nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”
and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.
no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim
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randoparody · 2 months
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bianc0re · 1 month
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arcade night 🕹️🦇
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vodrae · 5 months
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Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?
Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.
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ashoss · 2 months
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patrol is fun :DD
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fact-dogsarehappiness · 2 months
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Another reason why I’m a firm believer in letting Bruce get old is because the idea of him looking and his dark haired children without his glasses on and genuinely not being able to tell them apart is unparalleled
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panakina · 2 months
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I think it’d be funny if Dick and Jason, due to wearing bright yellow capes on the job for years, are capable of stealth to a frankly unhinged degree. They barely have to try anymore it’s so second nature. Dick can just completely disappear while in the loudest neon clothes imaginable. Jason is constantly startling people who don’t understand how they missed a guy the size of a fridge standing right there. Bruce is extremely grateful for his unbreakable poker face because they have both startled him by accident and would never ever let him live it down if they knew.
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pichichu-studio · 19 days
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Family tradition 🥰🥰🥰
Inspired by:
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gffa · 10 days
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LMAO Jason holding a goon up against a glass display and telling him to be quiet so he can watch the televising of Dick's award ceremony is hilarious, THAT'S HIS BROTHER, YOUR HONOR, NOW SHUT UP HE'S TRYING TO LISTEN
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redactedrem · 14 days
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Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.
Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.
He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.
He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.
Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"
"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.
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randoparody · 16 days
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(everybody is okay)
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redsray · 2 months
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the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?
Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??
Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.
Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.
Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.
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I'm golden-child!Jason and not-even-a-silver-egg!Dick truther for life, and that's so funny.
Bruce is used to the chaos he calls his son, so when Jason actually behave, Bruce is soooo confused.
Like, what do you mean Bruce can tell him to not do something and Jason will??? Obey??? The order??? Dick would never.
Bruce, fully prepared for scandal: You are not allowed to jump from one wardrobe to another, it's dangerous for you.
Little Jason, who has no idea why he should: Ok? I wasn't planning to anyway.
Confused Bruce: You wasn't?
Little Jason who are scared to touch anything here, because it probably costs more than his life: I don't want to ruin the mansion...
More Confused Bruce: You don't?!
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Bruce: so, you are saying that if I tell you to sit in your room and read books, you will really sit in your room and read books?
Little Jason, who has no idea why he shouldn't: Yeah?
Bruce, whispering to Alfred: I didn't know they could do that.
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