#jjk crackfic | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

mitsuristoleme · 4 months

Note

I just saw your requests are open so I might as well jump in BECAUSE SKDNDNSN ok buttttt what about sukuna + his tummy having a mind of its own BEFORE you were their wife, like, you know nothing about this man but everytime you come in sigh you hear the most direct cat calling you've come across only to see a man with an expression of "God kill me now" so you don't know what's happening but it makes you really curious so you just... Provoke him? Like, use revealing clothing, put on an expensive perfume, etc. AAAH I Just love that hc of his stomach mouth having a mind of its own istg aaaa

a/n: ok so im gonna write this in a modern au because lets be real heian era Sukuna did NOT care about dating/courting

formatted into a bullet point headcannon post because im having way too much fun with this and nothing is connected in a cohesive form (pls forgive me for that but my brain is going ham with this concept)

cw: gn!reader, cursing, sexual content, bestie!gojo, Sukuna’s tummy mouth is a menace but wbk

imagine you’re a teacher at jujutsu high and a special grade sorcerer (because i enjoy feeling strong and this is a little self indulgent) (yall can choose if you want to be gojo’s classmate or nanami’s it doesn’t really impact anything)

Sukuna gets reincarnated without a vessel (dont ask me how it just happens ok) and to everyone’s surprise, he volunteers to be an instructor at jujutsu high

he says its to “make these pathetic kids somewhat decent sorcerers so they dont ruin the name of jujutsu”

for whatever reason, the higher ups assign him a spot among the teachers at the school

imagine your shock when this 1000 year old 7 foot tall motherfucker shows in the middle of your class to introduce himself as the new teacher

you’d heard about his whole situation but you didn’t expect him to show up in the middle of a lesson

you attempt to shoo him away but he doesn’t even move (i mean what did you expect really?) and you’re forced to end class early

weirdly enough he keeps a hand clamped over his stomach the entire exchange?? you chalk it down to a stomach ache or something (that night you do wonder if curses, or er, the king of curses, even get physical pains)

ok so before i get into the whole thing lemme just-

in my head, the tummy mouth has the humour of a middle school boy and the self control of the dog from ‘absolutely anything’

so yk. its a mess.

you see him the next day in the staff room

hes wearing a starched white shirt (it accommodates all his four arms and you question how he got one made in a single day) and a pair of fitted slacks, looking WAY too good for a curse

you realise you’ve been staring through the glass window if the staff room and finally enter

only to be greeted by a LOUD wolf whistle followed by a “OOOOH HEY HOT THANG” in the deepest, raspiest, most demonic ass voice you’ve ever heard

sukuna looks like he wants to kill himself.

he gets up and leaves the room immediately

you hear the a faint “NO GO BACK AND FLIRT WITH THEM YOU WIMP ASS HOE” in the same demonic voice as he stalks away

and you’re standing there

wondering what the actual fuck just happened

did you just experience harassment in your workplace?? but his mouth never even moved???

Gojo enters the staff room right after Sukuna vanishes and you IMMEDIATELY fill him in on whatever happened in hopes that he would have any explanation

hes confused, curious and amused all the same time

this doesnt mean hes of any help though

no, the piece if shit just laughs at you and goes off to terrorise the first years take class

before leaving he very unhelpfully reminds you that you have to share classes with Sukuna today

you enter the classroom a couple minutes before the students (you literally have 4 students and one of them is a panda god knows what the point of 2 teachers for such a small class is) and find Sukuna already in the room, leaning back on the chair, his legs resting on the table, eyes closed

once again

looking WAY too fine

just as you internally celebrate that nothing weird happened THE SAME OLD DEMONIC VOICE booms a “DAMN BABY YOU LOOK FINE, CMON LEMME TAKE YA HOME”

“wha- I- Eh??? I’m sorry what the fuhck?!?” you sputter, eyes wide

Sukuna has leaped up from his chair, a mixture of embarrassment and murderous rage on his face

he hisses a “shut the fuck up” in the vague direction of his abdomen before turning to you and apologising

“i am so sorry,” he says sheepishly “i owe you an explanation at the very least after two incidents”

“OI DONT APOLOGISE ASK THEM OUT THEY’RE HOT AND I KNOW YOU THINK SO TOO”

“I WILL LITERALLY FUCKING SEW YOU SHUT IF YOU DONT STAY FUCKING QUIET”

and once again. you’re standing there. shook.

Sukuna turns to you again with an expression that clearly says ‘Gods please strike me down right now’ and asks if you know about him having multiple body parts

you’ve heard of the legends and stories: four eyes, four arms and mouths he can will to appear wherever he wants, so you nod

“Well it just so happens that the mouth on my stomach is sentient, and extremely vulgar. Although i’m sure you noticed the latter.”

his voice is a wonderful contrast to that of his tummy mouth

deep, melodic and smooth

he just got even more attractive.

fuck.

you realise you haven’t given him a response and nod dumbly muttering out a quick “uh-huh”

thankfully the students enter at that moment saving you from any awkwardness

what you have recently come to identify as Sukuna’s tummy mouth stays blissfully quiet throughout the class and shockingly enough the silence on the belly front continues throughout the day as you discuss lesson plans with your ridiculously hot coworker

that night as you’re getting ready for bed, you remember the exchange between Sukuna and his appendage (specifically the part about Sukuna thinking you’re hot) and a mischievous idea forms in your brain (hey gojo satoru’s influence was bound to kick in at some point)

the next day you leave the top few buttons of your work shirt undone and put on some of the pheromone perfume you got as a gag gift in an (what you presume to be potentially successful) effort to rile Sukuna up (lets be real you think hes pretty damn hot too)

clap yourself on the back for that one bestie because the second you enter the staff room, Sukuna’s eyes nearly bulge out of his skull and the tummy mouth starts BARKING

and drooling apparently (how do you know? well maybe because the front of sukuna’s pristine white dress shirt is now sopping wet)

“WIFE THEM UP I SWEAR TO-“

the sound of a coffee cup shattering interrupts whatever was gonna come after that

you’re met with Nanami’s incredibly unimpressed gaze

without saying anything he leaves the room, muttering, “its too early for whatever the fuck this is”

well.

that happened.

yall get together eventually

gojo tells you “i knew you wanted to fuck him”

before you can come up with any sort of response, your boyfriend’s stomach pipes in with a “OH HE DEFINITELY WANTED TO FUCK THEM”

this is your life now.

good luck.

a/n: HI IM HERE TOO THIS TIME!! i left the ‘getting together part kinda up to interpretation because im shit at writing the ‘getting together’ arcs but we’re gonna pretend like it was because i want you to be able to go wild with whatever you want

please dont copy or repost my work without my permission

comments and reblogs are appreciated

check out my masterlist

dividers by @/vanillekiss

188 notes · View notes

daiseukiis · 1 year

Text

ANNOUNCEMENT : FUCK IT UP WITH THE FUSHIGUROS WILL RESUME ON APRIL 15, 2023

i had a feeling some of y’all have been waiting for this

20 notes · View notes

pseudowho · 1 month

Text

"Hey, Kento," you began, approaching him, thoughtful, while the shower warmed up in the background. Kento hummed in response, turning the page of his book.

"Darling?" Kento inquired.

"Have you ever noticed how...I don't know...convenient and...I dont know, I suppose how coincidental some details of your life are?" Kento caught your eye now, one thin eyebrow arched uncertainly.

"...what do you--"

"I mean," you interrupted, "your 7:3 thing. It's...it's everywhere. You part your hair in 7:3. Your inherent technique is 7:3. Your surname means 'seven-three'. I mean, jesus, your birthday is even--"

"--July the...3rd." Kento looked a little ill, closing his book and feeling his world close in around him. You headed to the shower, calling back; "Just a crazy random happenstance, I'm sure!"

You came out, some time later, to an abandoned book on the bed and Kento stood at the balcony, with an enormous whiskey in his hand and staring, haunted, into the distance.

"...Kento?"

Kento turned, face twisted with existential crisis; "I don't-- I've never-- ...am I an anime character or something?"

2K notes · View notes

fattybattysblog · 22 days

Text

OC Creator Bingo - Crackfic

Next up on the OCX Bingo is "Crackfic"! We're using Hairi here again. It was a lot harder than I thought it'd be to make a crackfic and I'm still not super happy with it but whateves.

This event was held by @occreatorexchange, make sure you follow them to catch OC events!

Did you know Chuck E Cheese has delivery?

Fandom: Jujutsu Kaisen

OC Involved: Tokuma Hairi

Gen, General Audiences, ~1.5k words

#oc #original character #fanfic #battyfics #OCX Bingo #tokuma hairi #crackfic #gen fic #jujutsu kaisen #jjk fanfic

4 notes · View notes

the-2nd-random-kid · 4 months

Text

youtube

I. Want. To read or write a fanfic SO BAD. A fanfic. Thats based on this fucking video.

Because it like-- MAKES SO MUCH SENSE THO????

We all fucking know that Nanami fucking lost his mind a little bit during his 3 or so years as a salaryman and we all know that hes REALLY fucking good at his work that his boss was praising him about it and even gave him like-- extra break or vacation time about it

We even know that he canonically overworks himself TO THE BONE. So why wouldnt he take these sorts of measures to help him??? RIGHT???????

Look man, i just want some more fics about nanami being The Normal Guy surrounded by a bunch of superpowered freaks (affectionate) and how his normalness bleeds into his life LMAO

#jujutsu kaisen #nanami kento #jjk #im just.#like dude.#this is such golden fanfic opportunity #well-- golden crackfic opportunity BUT YOU GET IT RIGHT #god its like-- 230 in the morning and i have to be up by fucking 9 #but FUCK DUDE-- unhealthy hours at night is the best time to write crackfics because you can feel the delirium-- the sleep deprived fuckin--#HIGH in your veins #augh.#...fuck it #ill do it myself.#Youtube

5 notes · View notes

yusrasyang · 5 months

Text

All or Nothing

Tags: a/b/o, lost heir trope, one direction trope, crackfic.

tw: injury, violence

A/n: y'all this was not what I wanted my debut piece to be but... Anyway me and and a moot were being nefarious as usual when this dastartadly thing was born into existence, enjoy. NO NSFW, THIS IS SFW DW

tagging pookie so she'll give her version too lmao:

@cheriiyaya

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

H stood paralyzed as he watched A embrace Y. His pain and sorrow were quickly capsizing and threatened to drown him. But he persevered. He roughly slammed A into the wall and growled menacingly. "Why? Why?! Was I not enough? Was this skank supposed to replace me?" Y Squared his shoulders and said forcefully with and underlying hint of slyness "Skank? Then why did YOU bother to sully yourself with me H?" A stilled, slowly turning to face H, who had gone pale and was slowly backing away. A grabbed H and hoisted him up by the collar. "Me? The cheat? It seems your hypocrisy never fails to amuse." H stuttered numerous half-baked explanations but A shushed him with a hand. "It's ok, I think we both know how irresistible Y is, don't we?" A and H both began sultrily staring at Y, who sensed it was wise to start running. A and H both began growling for dominance, preening like peacocks to get their beloved Y's attention. Y of course loved how they were treating him like the omega he was. The chemistry between the 3 was so thick the air nearly crackled with it. A held Y's gaze tenderly as he asked with his eyes for permission for what he was about to do next. Y shyly nodded his assent. A began to brutally pulverize Y with uppercuts and aggressive kicks to the abdomen. Y's pale face and brown orbed teared up in confusion. He could only manage croaking out one word before slumping to the ground. "Why?..." A smirked devilishly and began thumping H on the back. " You know I'd never betray you right pookie bear?" The overpowering stench of Y's distressed pheromones mingled in the air. The 2 decided to ignore it in favor of holding hand and leaving to trek in the street of NYC. H gasped suddenly, his knees buckling sending him hunched on the ground. He began to hyperventilate, each breath came out painfully and wheezed. He looked up to a who standing over him concern marring his features. "A... Please carry me, I-I think I'm going to t-t-transform!" A nodded and brusquely began carrying H bridal style and sprinting to the nearest rooftop. As A gently set H down he leaned down and brushed stray strands out of H's tear-stained face, gazing tenderly into his eyes. "It's ok pookie, just let go." H closed his eyes and erupted into the hybrid demon fair dragon shifter who the royal family had been searching for for 18 years. A gazed in awe at H's splendor, his alpha instincts took over and he started growling to protect his territory, H. H tittered ang giggled at A's behavior flattered at the attention like like he pick-me he was. He started penguin walking towards A, his steps uneven and without the bending of the knee (y'all know the walk lmfao). he looked stupid but didn't know it. A didn't comment on his walking style finding it quirky and lovable. A stared into H's eyes and had a brilliant idea, he whispered into H's ear " Do you want to go jump in muddy puddles pookie?" H nodded excitedly, nearly squealing in excitement. They both dashed down the fire escape and into the street, where they witnessed the stunning scenery of sunset in NY. They began harassing other people so that they could jump in the watery puddles of dirt. Suddenly a golden chariot soared overhead an landed in front of H, the driver announced in a large booming voice. "H! You have been summoned to the royal palace to take your rightful place as princess Pookie, next in line for the fghxgzuidsrg kingdom." H stuttered out refusals but was dragged away anyway. A throughout all his lonely alpha days could now never again imagine a future without H by his side. As the months passed, without the quirky presence of H by his side A quickly got careless. One night 6 months after the ordeal he got lazy and lazy and left his door open. This gave the mafia group 1 direction the perfect opportunity to strike, A never even got to scream.

______________________________________________________________

2nd A/n: wtf am I doing. I might edit this later but lemme tell you, THIS WAS SUCH A STRESS RELIEVER OMDSS, lemme know if u want a part 2 lmfaooo. also fun fact this was based off my experiences on Wattpad

Am I going to add more context? Absolutely not

this is NOT how I actually write you would not catch me using pookie and growled unironically.

3 notes · View notes

fungirl-apk · 3 months

Text

JJK CHARACTERS AS SCAM ARTISTS. (JUJUTSU SCAMMERVERSE.) (PT.1)

____________________________________

(a series dedicated to Jujutsu kaisen characters and what type of scammers they would be. (Keep in mind this is just a joke - slander if you will. Lmao. )

-> PART 2(toji)

TW// dusty!satoru, scammer!satoru, dustmite!gojo, mentions of scammer!geto, crackfic

1K+ words

(if you have eczema , asthma, or a cold, reading this fic featuring dusty gojo and (a very little, but still dusty) geto will make you cough, wheeze, hack, and sneeze. read at your own risk.)

____________________________________

SATORU GOJO - THE MONARCH SCAMMER.

-SATORU is definitely the "over-the-phone" foreign country emperor-type scammer. The kind of scammer who chooses gullible females (such as elderly women,) or vulnerable women (such as lonely widows,) on purpose - he's no misogynist, but he finds women easier to manipulate cash out of (partially due to his good looks and silver-tongue). Besides, what woman can resist a handsome ""emperor"" from a foreign country? with a foreign accent?

-SATORU would definitely be the type to carefully plan out his responses/behaviors before manipulating his victims for cash - he'd purposefully distance himself away from his victim for days, but not before saying things like: "I'm broke", "I have no job", then arrive with a half-assed apology 3 days later, "oh- sorry! was busy working, lol :p"

-SATORU would obviously not be stupid enough to contradict himself, By accident that is. He knows what he's doing, he's just making it seem like he's hiding something... Hiding the fact he's the quote "emperor from some rich foreign country".

He realizes he could never just say that though, so instead, he'd leave little traps for his victim to pick up on, hints, and clues, that'll eventually all add up and corroborate his story.

-SATORU's entire goal from start to finish would be to push the theory without explicitly saying it. The more distance between you two, the more suspicious you will get.

the more desperate for an answer you feel as he pushes you away? This is how he lures you in, although you'll never realize it until the end.

-SATORU would only strike when he knows he's destroyed your morale. When you inevitably lower your standards for an explanation as to why he's been "traveling in and out of Japan", desperate for anything, you'll accept his outlandish confession of being a

"foreign imperial monarch, emperor of the south who has 8 Bugatti's and 5 exotic albino peacock-tigers and an 89 figure bank account".

And regardless of whether you truly believe it or not, you accept it. Because you're just desperate for his company and tired of feeling neglected.

-SATORU would use his previous absence to further push the theory if you still weren't convinced enough. "Yeah, the reason I missed your birthday was because I was helping the local Duke of the North. I got injured, so I was in the hospital". he wasn't.

"remember when I said I couldn't be there for your promotion party? The guards of the south needed my assistance on the day of the party, so I traveled to Japan to help them.". He didn't.

"That picture of me on the airplane was me traveling to my kingdom". He literally snuck onto that plane without a ticket...

-SATORU is smart, smart enough to know you probably would begin to doubt his fictitious empire and his tenuous adventures about "large boats made out of porcelain with golden jewels, exotic albino caviar, and white pearls" in Bali, Indonesia.

So, to further sell the dream - he sends in cash or expensive gifts now and then as the final nail in the coffin. To some inexperienced scammers, it just looks stupid, considering he's supposed to be the one receiving money, "counterproductive" they say.

But Satoru just scoffs and writes them off as "amateurs". He doesn't see it as ""CoUnTeRpROduCtive"" He sees it as an investment, a down payment, or to put it more accurately, a security deposit for the future.

"It isn't guaranteed you will get back the same treatment in dividends from the person you choose to pour all this unnecessary money into..."

Nanamin often remarks. But again, Satoru just scoffs. Nanamin just doesn't understand the psychological genius behind a true mastermind such as THE gojo Satoru, king of the con artists. Some say he's arrogant, but he'd just say he's confident in his abilities as a scam artist.

what comes around goes around, and he's gonna get his money back one way or another. it's just his good karma.

-SATORU's best friend, confidant, and partner in crime, geto, comments that if any regular person were to describe Gojo, they would say he's an absolute despicable excuse of a human being.

If any of his victims were to describe him, they'd say he was a learning experience and their first real heartbreak.

If an advanced scammer were to describe Satoru, they would say he is a genius but arrogant hustler in a world full of flim-flam cowards,

a true fraudster in the flesh. Most scammers who've heard the tales of Satoru Gojo assume he's worked his way up to the top all by his lonesome, brewing his own methods of mind games and manipulation processes resulting in successful licks among women internationally.

But, geto would just chalk it all up to him being born into a very corporate family.

One that happens to scam their customers out of new and expensive phones every 6 months for minimal features but 6000x times the price. it's worth it though, because you get 50kb more space. :>

-SATORU would never let another man in your life. not in jealousy - but in greed. He's had men in the past attempt to distance his victims away from him in either pursuit of a romantic relationship, or because they're trying to play fraudster as well, While he's still trying to play HIS tricks.

you can guarantee no matter who it is - Satoru takes it as a sign of blatant disrespect if another scammer attempts to try and get in the way of his bag

So, he makes an example out of them, which is the number 1 reason why Satoru Gojo became the most notorious figure in the Con-artistry community.

IF a man somehow reaches the god-like proportions Satoru Gojo has achieved in the world of the jujutsu scammer-verse, he'd just have to knock him down to size.

He can't have another shyster challenging his authority. If the JJK scammer verse is the Wild Wild West, there isn't enough room in this town for both of them.

-SATORU in the world of scammers would be the kingpin, the best, the inspiration, the moment, and the blueprint for other scammers in the jujutsu scammer verse.

and he's a dust storm heading toward all the women. ladies, pack your bags, skip town, and lock your doors, it's sneezin' season - and beware of the Toji dust blizzard following right behind

-> PART 2(toji)

____________________________________

ATTENTION ALL READERSSS, THIS IS MY FIRST FANFIC. I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE IF ITS POPOCACA BUT REMEMBER IT'S JUST A JOKE FOR YOUR PERSONAL ENTERTAINMENT

BUT IF MY FANFIC ERADICATED ANY FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT FEEL FREE TO CRITIQUE ME!!!!!!

(also, here's a quick yuji fanart I created LOL)

____________________________________

43 notes · View notes

m1ckeyb3rry · 4 months

Text

m1ckeyb3rry’s jujutsu kaisen masterlist

what it’s like to bring the jjk boys to…have dinner with your family! | Various x Reader

Crackfic-esque headcanons about taking each of the jjk boys to have dinner with your family.

tumblr

A Song for the Drowned | Megumi x Reader

As the Principessa of a country situated in a world full of enemies, you must rely on the few allies you have in order to protect your home from the threat of a devastating war.

ao3 | tumblr masterlist

Hurricanes / Hummingbirds | Kashimo x Reader

As the years go by, you find that it is incredibly difficult to survive wars and fight storms, especially when the only thing you have by way of a cursed technique is the blessing of a tiny bird.

ao3 | tumblr masterlist

Pomegranate Ink | Yuta x Reader

Unable to heal but willing to fight, with a fiancé in Kyoto and a last name that looms over everything you do, you accept an offer to study at Tokyo Jujutsu Tech. What you did not know was that your salvation and your ruination alike would soon join you at the school, neatly wrapped in the form of a boy followed by death.

ao3 | wattpad | tumblr masterlist

Catching and Falling | Gojo & Reader

Satoru Gojo is not quite sure how he feels about you, the child that took his beloved babysitter away from him.

ao3 | tumblr

I Leave You | Inumaki x Reader

“Mispronounced words. He had mispronounced one of the simplest words in the English language, and it had led to all of this.”

Also known as “Inumaki Toge Tries To Tell You He Loves You, But It All Goes Terribly Wrong.”

ao3 | tumblr

#m1ckeyb3rry masterlists #m1ckeyb3rry writes

19 notes · View notes

serpent-hell · 8 days

Note

Ramble splease?

I love listening reading rambles!

Please, ramble on about all you want!

The people that like reading rambles will be happy and the people that don't can just not read the rambles.

akvkskg sure! ill put most of this under a read more as it contains spoilers on jjk257 and my SI!Sukuna fic Heavy Is The Head :]

so, even though my fic was inspired by @overly-verbose and i planned it to be a crackfic of sorts, that did not end up happening, past me putting down that it'll just be a story for fun with barely any research is half a liar

because i ended up in a deep dive over theories on Sukuna's Origins, his CT and the Heian Era

SPOILERS ABT HISTH & JJK257

.

yknow how i said, "no way i predicted that?!" during the time the leaks happened, keep in mind i dont actually consume the manga, i havent read it, ive just seen clips and get spoiled by everyone else

im talking about Sukuna eating his twin in the womb basically and that's sort of the reason why he's so strong, he's quite literally 2 in 1 in both body and soul, one being eating his twin and the other being the isekai basically.

(yes, that means SIkuna is stronger bc he's like, 2:2 to Canon!Sukuna's 2:1, BC OF THE TWINS SHARING ONE SOUL)

also the reason for SIkuna not instinctively knowing his CT is because, since the twin eating, he also got his twin's CT making a whole new one that he had to figure out by accepting their identity, to recognize the new CT that was destroyed and created anew.

ALSO THE THING ABOUT TWINS, even out of JJK, i did some research and in Japan history, twins weren't viewed favorably and often times, people would either kill one or sell them off, they're a bad omen

in JJK, they're also seen as bad, since they share one soul, they're sort of split apart, seen through Maki and Mai, one gets a CT, the other gets nothing and their CE gets constrained, it's not an even split

now for the pink haired twins.

the funniest coincidence i had, was basically like, SIkuna looking like Jin, he'a an OC so my exact thought process was

it'd be funny if they were like Yuuji, just blond (to reference Yuuji's og design) and then dyed his hair but i felt it was too on the nose and was like, you know what, maybe he sort of looks like Jin, minus the glasses and blond.

why Jin? you may ask, one, he was the only other pink haired guy, two, i didnt want the OC to actually be like, an alternate Sukuna since they are different from the Canon vers.

plus, he didn't have much relevance up until this point and i liked connecting puzzle pieces.

never thought he WOULD be.

as for my thoughts on jjk257, im probably going to adopt it into my own fic BUT, SIkuna himself doesn't know, it'd be really funny if he doesn't.

also bc i want Papa SIkuna to be REAL. that's the thing abt identical twins, they're the same DNA so technically, even though he'd be an Uncle, Genetically or ig, SOUL!Genetically?? SIkuna would be Yuuji's father in literal spirit, LMAO

and also, it'll give SIkuna an excuse to father so hard

#asksss #HISTH #SIkuna #Kain

9 notes · View notes

eggyolkperona3000 · 4 months

Text

Takamura’s Oobleck ((Unfinished HNI crackfic))

Tw: Brief mention of crack

“Hey Ippo!!” Takamura yells out as he spots the shorter man in the distance. Ippo quickly turns around, wearing an expression that can sense impending doom. “Oh- Taka-Takamura…!” He quickly runs over; an awkward and fearful expression plaguing his face. “Ippo…” Takamura inches his face closer with a blank stare, Ippo is all the more terrified.

Suddenly, Takamura wears his typical shit-eating grin as he raises a large bag up. “Huh?” Ippo is confused at the sight. “What is..?” “Crack!!” Takamura proudly exclaims as Ippo loses all the color in his face. “WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT- OH MY- OH MY GOD!?!?!” Ippo is absolutely shocked.

“Hehe, calm down Ippo!” Takamura laughs. “CALM DOWN!?!? HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO CALM DOWN!?!? YOU HAVE A GIGANTIC BAG OF CRACK COCAINE!!!!!” Ippo is absolutely livid. “It’s not actually crack, it’s cornstarch!!” That bigger man happily explains. “Oh….? Well why do you.. why do you have all this cornstarch?” Ippo says, the confusion all the more evident in his tone.

“We’re making oobleck!!” huh??? “What is that!?” The boxer questions. “It’s this thing that’s like a liquid ‘n stuff- BUT THEN! When you press it HARD it- IT’S ALL HAAARD!!!!” Takamura is weirdly overjoyed. “Eh-? That sounds familiar, but what else do you need other than cornstarch?” “Water!”

“That’s it!?” Ippo is amazed. “Yeah I know, pretty COOL right!?!?”

I’ll finish this one day….

Also, guess who finally started watching JJK after like 3 years of procrastinating ! My “I don’t like new gen anime” brother actually loving JJK is what finally convinced me…

#hajime no ippo #hni #kinda bad #idk man #ippo makunouchi #takamura mamoru #crack #crack fic #unfinished

5 notes · View notes

captain-astors · 7 months

Note

C, E, J and Z for the ask game? :>

C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will: Good question, I'm usually pretty flexible and I can't think of anything that isn't sort of a given from Tokyo Ghoul, but when it comes to JJK I just don't really like Nobara and Itadori. As friends? Absolutely. As a QPR? I could be convinced with a short explanation. Explicitly dating in an allo way? Eh. Given, I haven't caught up with the manga so there's always a chance!

E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom? If so, what?: I don't know about hilarious, but certainly cracky. This Post which resulted in Shuu does top surgery which is even less plausible than the initially proposed Kanou, but wildly amusing. Then there's the old men chronicles which I would've had more fun with at the time if I wasn't fully aware that I'd lose a mutual over it. In retrospect it's nice though! Also, I think almost everything I've shipped here is very cracky.

J - Name a fandom you didn’t think about until you saw it all over: Tumblr has recently become very convinced I need to see everything related to Moomin Valley so, that I suppose.

Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go! (Prompts optional but encouraged.) Sometimes I get really scared to talk about all the reasons I like characters because I don't want to unintentionally reduce their personality to stereotypes. Thus, counterproductively I end up describing everyone with short, vague sentences out of fear of overusing reductive phrases. So today I rant free!

Hairu is absolutely fascinating to me as a character, I feel like she's a wonderful example of Ishida's special tactic of writing a character with a couple vague core ideals and points of history that hint to something far more complex in such a way that leaves you wondering if he's actually a brilliant writer or if he just left you so much space that you can fill it in with headcanons to your heart's content. Anyways, I just love how she's consumed by an unobtainable goal, (being recognized by Arima again) and her method of slaughtering as many ghouls as she can to achieve it just takes her further and further away, while also distancing her from the actual achievable reality of a closeness with Koori. It's so sad and I ADORE HER SUBTLE COMPLEXITY, it always disappoints me a little to see people to describe her as nothing but a dreamy airhead or just another murderous cog in the machine of the CCG. I do actually really like her and Koori as a pairing because they'll take so terribly long to communicate, I just also really like making Koori suffer hell. Anyways, nearly 80% of what swayed me was a fic where Koori and Hairu swapped uniforms on the first day of being partners because Hairu hated the new female one, and Koori discovered the skirt was actually very comfy. It was sweet, kind of a crackfic, and very enjoyable to read.

#miscellaneous not-art things #zeph answers questions about media/characters/ships

7 notes · View notes

impishsensei · 5 months

Text

get to know me meme

TAG NINE PEOPLE YOU’D LIKE TO KNOW BETTER! under the cut for length

1. favorite colors: purple and green atm

2. favorite flavors: spicy ig if that counts

3. favorite genres: action or fantasy ig... i love romance too but i'm very VERY particular about it lmao

4. favorite music: i listen to basically anything so irdc yk? if i like it i like it. usually my most favorite songs fall under pop or r&b tho so

5. favorite movies: jurassic park, howl's moving castle, lilo & stitch, into the spider-verse, sleeping beauty

6. favorite series: tv i'm assuming? my favorite anime is hunter x hunter and my fave live action show is law & order: special victims unit. i also rly like the good place

7. last song: get low by lil jon & the east side boyz (i'm listening to my 2000s playlist as i type this hehe)

8. last series: mha i think? i was rewatching it with lee

9. last movie: nct concert movie that val invited me to see lol

10. currently reading: some incredible fanfics that i will not be sharing because the haters will sabotage me

11. currently watching: jjk season 2 like prob everyone else here lmao. also watching fruits basket at a snail's pace

12. currently working on: drafts... also thinkin of writing a goofy ass crackfic. we shall see

tagged by @strawdxll tagging: @zangyo @ntzenin @foraltruism @inun4ki @katikis @tvrningout @norowaretaai @phonokinetix @vulpesse & anyone else who wants to do this!

#꒰ dash games. ꒱#╰┈➤ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴅɢᴇ ᴏꜰ ɪɴꜰɪɴɪᴛʏ ꒰ ooc. ꒱#// i'm late but fuck it we ball

6 notes · View notes

seoafin · 1 year

Note

just wanted to come say that you genuinely are one of the best jjk writers overall, your characterization is always well done and on point, for being a gojo disliker almost no one gets him like you do. You clearly know about japanese culture and customs, but you don't incessantly make references of such nor are you over the top, your mc is truly one of my favorites not just in jjk but in all /reader fics, I really don't know how to express how much i appreciate her, I really, really like her. and, of course, your concepts and narrative are amazingly done. you deserve all the praise you get.

Mostly sent this because i was reading a jjk fic, and it had like, 3 times in a chapter where the 'caught in 4k' joke was made, and I just couldn't possibly imagine the characters having thoughts about such western memes. It had even more stuff like that and got me thinking if it was a crackfic but no, it was not. but the writing was not bad, it really wasn't, the story was solid, but there was so much stuff I just don't think works in japan (petnames for example) so I kept thinking about you and how much I like your writing

STOP IM BLUSHINGGGGGGGGG

let me go off on a tangent abt this below:

i have so so so so soooooo much respect for the writers who can ground their works in japanese cultural knowledge respectfully. they restore my faith in fandom every single day. obviously, all my mcs are culturally japanese which i hope is clearly portrayed in my writing but also i think in terms of that my writing is bit more of a middle ground. like i do have a lot of translation woes (i write a lot of dialogue in japanese) and i do grapple with how i can culturally translate some things in my writing for instance keigo and honorifics (which i do keep in my writing. it's the early 2012 ff.net/quotev in me im sorry).

i think a lot of this also comes into play with the arranged marriage trope which i know is a very popular gojo trope, in which the mc typically comes from a traditional japanese patriarchal family which more often than not, is abusive. for me personally...it's either a hit or a miss. there's nothing wrong with it!!!! (unless it's blatantly offensive and just. a plain bad portrayal.) it's just personally i've experienced so much of the sensitive topics being written about in my own life from from misogynistic patriarchal family members in korea who were directly affected by the jpn occupation so a lot of it just makes me uncomfortable lol like i said it's usually either a hit or a miss bc some writers 1) don't do research 2) draw from offensive insensitive assumptions which is blatant in their writing. so. yeah. fenwfjkwenf

don't get me wrong though! i do think there is a way to make one's writing more...compatible(??) for a western audience that isn't just straight up a western portrayal of japanese characters in tokyo, I think things like memes and character quirks/sayings can be translated for a western audience really thoughtfully, I just think (personally) it's difficult to get a good grasp on the balance between two cultures so I just take the middle ground which I hope makes it a bit easier for ppl to be introduced to a way of living they may not be familiar with!

#pet names are just another thing I personally don't vibe with #nothing wrong with it like there are jpn pet names #i don't even like pet names in real life 😭#ejwkdhkwjdnd I'm literally so touched rn jaksndkdndn #my authors that do go all in on the cultural aspect deserve so much. they r literaly doing God's work.#sorry there is rlly no coherent train of thought here. i just have. thoughts.#.fb

5 notes · View notes

seajelllies · 2 months

Text

𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑺 𝑹𝑶𝑶𝑴 𝑰𝑺 𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑬𝑹𝑽𝑬𝑫!!! —𝑹. 𝑺𝒖𝒌𝒖𝒏𝒂

𝑻𝑼𝑻𝑶𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑮!? Sure, you could be considered an academic weapon, but that was purely because you were on a full scholarship that was only valid so long as you maintained your grades. So, why did you agree to tutor your failing friend when you're losing precious study time? Because he offered free food. So then, why did you agree to tutor his older brother with a bad attitude? Because it turns out he's the one providing said free food. So what used to be quiet nights stressing over homework and textbooks alone, turns into a steady routine in their dorm after classes. But then when did you start reserving the study rooms? When did 3 chairs become 5? Become 8? And since when did tutoring involve hanging out on the weekends? What happened school first, friends later?

𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮, a JJK SMAU/fic in which Y/N is stuck tutoring a bunch of failing (and non failing) students that turn into unlikely friends. And maybe more than that. Not that Sukuna would admit to being either one of those things. But Yuji can tell.

𝑺𝒀𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑩𝑼𝑺! Sukuna x Y/N, College & Modern!AU, SMAU, Strangers to Friends (+to frenemies, to lovers), Crackfic, Found family trope, Bad boy x Good girl trope, Smarty pants Y/N, Fluff, Slight angst(?), AFAB!Y/N, Definitely going to be cringe but that's ok because to be cringe is to be free, Writing here or there, Suggestive themes? (it's Sukuna, you can see why) (idk about writing smut again but who knows)

can u tell I haven't written in years I am so afraid please be gentle on me I'll be as fast as I can //sobs 🧍‍♀️

𝑹𝑶𝑳𝑳 𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳! Meet the study group!

Starring Roles The Cupids

𝑶𝑷𝑬𝑵 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑻𝑬𝑿𝑻𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑺 𝑻𝑶 𝑷𝑨𝑮𝑬…

CHAPTER 1 ♡︎ What do you mean we had homework? CHAPTER 2 ♡︎ Not quite, sweetheart CHAPTER 3 ♡︎ I kind of want to touch them CHAPTER 4 ♡︎ Stupidity runs in the family CHAPTER 5 ♡︎ 70% stupid and 30% petty

#jjk smau #jjk x reader #jjk x you #jjk masterlist #jjk sukuna #sukuna x reader #sukuna x you #sukuna x y/n #jjk texts #jjk fake texts #ryomen sukuna x reader

254 notes · View notes

chocolatecatcupcakecheese · 6 months

Text

#babymoding #akachan writes #whoa whoa whoa there’s a lot of hatesex here WAIT A SECOND #WHEEZING #also wait why can I vote on my own poll tumblr help girl #anyway I want to publish something new in between cooking up SUPER LONG FIC so the people can still have snacks

1 note · View note