Dissociating? Me?
Nah, I'm just imagining myself running through a neverending woodland with the love of my life in search of old and mystical forest creatures
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clarisse and her new spear 😒
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Kinda hot when he went “Yeah I got hit 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😩😓🤕 yeah i got FUCKING hit 🔪🔪🔪🙄🙄🤬🤬😤😤😡😡”
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𝒂 𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚 𝒌𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒔 ~♥︎
A very young Jerry Lewis kissing his lovely wife Patti ♡
mid 50s
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is anyone else on taximaster whimpering guy tiktok because i am
someone please help me. why are u baby-girl-ifying him. he just needs to piss.
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Good mourning guys —📷 Matty on ig
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Hero walked backwards until their back hit the wall. They spoke through gritted teeth. “Stay away from me.”
Villain continued their advance, Hero pressing themselves further against the wall. They squeezed their eyes shut and waited. When nothing came Hero opened their eyes to a figure holding a blade to the wide eyed villain’s neck. They recognized them immediately. Supervillain.
“Oh, Villain,” they purred, “Didn’t anyone ever tell you not to touch things that don’t belong to you.”
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god fucking imagine being like a fuckin arzuros or something, minding your own business eating honey and having annoying hitboxes when one day you get the flu and a week later your entire genetic makeup gets reconstituted into a blind emo dragon
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Update for anyone concerned @redcatboy isn't having a bald era (Thank God) just a red hair era (I'm on my knees)
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