#like bitch i be simping for her 24/7
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Girl Dad!Enhypen headcannons
Pairings: Enhypen × fem!reader (sep.)
Warnings: fluff fluff I'm choking on this fluff, mentions of pregnancy, mentions of birth, mentions of food, also swearing because I can't handle myself lol
A/N: alright bitches I am high on baby fever so if I'm dying IM TAKING Y'ALL DOWN WITH ME. Tagging @jaeyunluvr for obvious reasons.
Stray Kids version!
Lee Heeseung
Is SO Bambi eyed when you tell him you're pregnant
Like 🥺 this be him, all teary eyed and happy
As if he didn't rail the brains out of you last night but whatever
He was already a simp for you but now that you're pregnant?
"My wife is my entire life and I will walk through every element in this world for her and I would destroy this entire world for her did you know that I love my wife?"
SO EXCITED WHEN YOU START SHOWING He cries over how soft you look sometimes
When I say he sings to your belly at night- (he rants about how the baby kicked when he sang his fav song to the guys)
And gets so starry eyed when baby kicks at his favourite song
Literally the best during birth, he's such a cheerleader
Sobs literal rivers when he holds the baby
"She looks so much like you."
Looks at his daughter as if he would end the world for her
HEESEUNG STOP WE ARE WEAK WOMEN HERE
Singing lessons are basically free for her and Heeseung sobs to you every night about how good she's been getting
Loves to have Karaoke dates with her and teaches her how to make music
Brags so much
"Y/N can you take your husband please he's been talking about his child for hours now we are tired" "hey guys do you know what she did yesterday-"
He died inside when she tried to hit a high note and succeeded
10/10 dad, must marry Heeseung I have a ring
Park 'Jay' Jongsoeng
Do I hear the best girl dad in the entire world?
YES I FUCKING DO DAD JAY AGENDA LETS GAURRRRR
When you tell him, he kisses your face so much
WORSHIPS YOU you are a Goddess in his eyes
normally Jay wouldn't let you do anything but now? He will ravage the earth if you lift even an atom
"what are you doing out of bed?" "I have to pee Jay for god's sake-"
Belly massages are free and unlimited with a husband like him
And so is the food because he will cook everything you ask for as if it's the last thing he'll do
Builds the bassinet properly, and makes sure to turn you on because mooscles SHUT UP IM HAVING A MOMENT
Asks his mom for advice if he doesn't know what to do
Is a brave boi during birth like he is NOT hesitant to do any shit you want
Cries part 2
And I mean he sobbed his entire water weight out of his body when he held his tiny baby
"I have two princesses to take care of now"
JAY PLEASE I HAVE A UTERUS STAPPH
Takes care of everything, and I mean everything
Not a surprise to see your baby girl strapped to his chest by a harness 24/7
Daddy-daugher dates are a must!!
His phone storage is literally just her
"Hey guys look at this picture of my baby"
Sim "Jake" Jaeyun
Jake.exe has stopped working
Literally just stares at you when you tell him, so much so you have to wave your hands in front of him to snap him out
"WE'RE HAVING A BABY WHAT"
Congratulations dear reader, because now your husband is basically attached to your belly
"Baby did she kick-" "bro I just moved chill"
Double congratulations because now Layla and him are fighting for your attention
Literally so lost in everything related to women, pregnancy, and birth but he tries
And by that I mean, he stares at you doe-eyed while you explain everything
Most likely to faint during the birth because lord he can't handle this, he's a princess babygirl
Sobs part 3
"she has your eyes" JAKE STOP
Layla and baby besties forever which makes Jake weak in da knees
Will not leave your baby alone even for a second like he's attached to her now
Loves shopping for her
Literally spoils the shit out of her do y'all see this man buying diamonds because I do
"Baby, of COURSE we have to get her matching outfits how else will we do movie night without matchy pajamas"
Jake come home the kids miss you
Park Sunghoon
Yay you have officially broken Park mf Sunghoon
When you tell him, he's literally just 😶😶
No thoughts, brain has evaporated
But then-
"IM HAVING A FUCKING BABY"
You're like chill mf what the hell
Will literally carry you everywhere no matter if you tell him to put you down
"Hoon I can walk-"
*already picking you up* "sorry can't hear I'm deaf"
He makes so many plans, and organises literally everything
Also will get confused on how to build the cradle thingy
He's shit scared of birth, but will definetly allow you to squeeze his hand as hard as you want
Sobs part 4
She looks like you part 3
ICE SKATING DATES WHADUPPP
I'm crying just imagining hoon holding her tiny hands and guiding her through the ice
Your daughter is a fashionista thanks to her dad
Spoils her shitless part 2
"GUYS GUYS YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT MY BABY DID THE OTHER DAY" *doesn't even wait for a yes*
Kim "Sunoo" Seonwoo
My dude is so chill
Probably the normalest out of all of em
Hugs you and kisses you all over
But inside he's screaming crying throwing up shaking kicking his feet in the air
Literally treats the house like a military base once you staart showing
*talking to Enha* "If anything goes even the slightest bit wrong I will murder all of you."
So obsessed with literally just watching you because in his eyes you're so adorable
LOVES THE WAY YOU WADDLE
Gets so cocky over helping you like he's so proud, showing off his muscles and everything
Sunoo please you're my age STAPHH
MAKES AND TRIES YOUR WEIRD CRAVINGS
Will probably be disgusted by birth but he's a strong sailor he pulls through
Mentally breakdowns while holding your child because omg she's so tiny!!!
Mint choco lover agenda lessons starts from day 1
No child of Sunoo's is gonna hate mint choco
Daddy-daughter dates are a MUST
Loved bonding with her so much
Will definitely do her hair if she decides to grow it long
AND WILL GO TO SELF DEFENCE CLASSES WITH HER I WILL DIE BY THIS HILL
Sunoo I am a weak woman STOP
#enhypen#enha#enha fluff#enhypen fanfiction#enhypen fanfic#enhypen fluff#enhypen fluff imagines#enha soft thoughts#enha soft hours#enhypen soft thoughts#enhypen soft hours#enhypen × you#enhypen × reader#enha × reader#lee heeseung fluff#jay park fluff#sim jake fluff#park sunghoon fluff#enha hard hours#enha hard thoughts#enhypen hard thoughts#enhypen hard hours#enhypen smut#enhypen fluff reactions#enhypen hurt comfort#enha × you#enhypen headers#enhypen headcanons#enha headcanons#enhypen smut imagines
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do you think canon mizu and spoiled brat mizu would get along??
ok hear me out, i actually think that yes they would eventually get along because spoiled brat mizu is actually a BETTER fighter than canon mizu let me explain
spoiled brat mizu, like canon mizu, is extremely stubborn and persistent and has spent her entire making her dad and everyone around her into her own personal army of simps and bitches so she understands the value of patience and persistence over time
ask daddy and the answer is no? demand it again, LOUDER with a carefully curated level of unsufferableness, and daddy will say yes
tea is not made exactly the way you want it? throw a hissy fit, wait for the rumors to get around, and next time tea will be made EXACTLY the way you want it
repeat ad infinitum until bending to your will is like breathing air. for spoiled mizu it's all about the results, she doesn't care what you have to do to achieve it
apply this to one of spoiled mizu's random whims, e.g. an interest in martial arts. maybe she'd be bad at it but i think she would treat her own body like one of her simps and constantly demand that it perform at the level she wants. she would probably practice tirelessly until her servants beg her to take a break because all she cares about is seeing the exact result she wants
in this way she foils canon mizu in internal motivation -> instead of being driven by self hatred, she is driven by an insane level of self love, self preservation, self interest in getting getting only the best for herself
that plus daddy's money means she gets 24/7 access private tutors, not just in sword training but martial arts, various weapons training, self defense, etc until she is satisfied
that said i think spoiled mizu would definitely be more hedonistic, e.g. she would love self care days, spoil herself with food, spa, entertainment, etc. if she needs to be in the woods, she won't camp, she's gonna G L A M P
so in conclusion spoiled mizu is also a strong fighter, probably better than canon mizu because she actually eats well, is not nutrient deficient, and incredibly results focused. but she would also be incredibly lazy, only fight when she wants to, not self sacrificial or keen on discomfort at all. i think canon mizu would respect her hustle as a fighter but their relationship would definitely start out as rocky because spoiled mizu is INSUFFERABLE lmao send post
#lillydrawsmizu answers#blue eye spoiled brat#blue eye spoiled brat au#bes au#besuraub#blue eye samurai au#mizu#spoiled brat mizu
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This week’s bad batch episode reactions
Poor babies
It’s giving obi wan’s zygerria arc from tcw
Pretty clouds
I love rampart being shut down
MOM IS HERE !!!!
Why is rampart so funny this season
Wrecker and crosshair in unison is not something I thought I needed but here we are
Like really why am I starting to like rampart he’s a proud little whiny bitch and it makes me laugh too much for this abomination of a man
You’re gonna hate THEM even more, you dont know what you’re in for
Why are they taking blood from the back of their hands ?! Couldn’t it be somewhere with a bit more skin it has to hurt
Omega you little smart pickpocketing queen
Well here’s another bitch to replace emerie since she’s starting to be « nice »
Older sister omega vibes
Smart girl I love her so much but she’s getting cocky and with 2 episodes left, I don’t think it’s a good thing
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR BEAUTY, YOUR IDENTITY *cue bmo cries when finn cuts his hair*
Stop making me simp for rugged imperials Star Wars animation team !
I don’t trust this twink
He’s totally gonna betray you
How is no one recognizing rampart?? He was arrested in front of the whole senate !
Of course you missed being a bitch and ordering people about
Tell him echo
Imperials are so dumb omg but at least it works out in our faves’ favor
Ffs wrecker, crosshair was right lying is really not your strength
Wrecker is soooo the zeb of the bad batch
MY BB ECHO ?! IS THAT HOW YOU DIE
You’re probably right rampart and I’m not looking forward to it except maybe for you
Omg he’s just a baby it’s so sad and I feel like he’s the one who will slow them down in their escape attempt
Omg Omega !!!
But even if you have found your way out, there’s people watching you 24/7 and you’re locked in your individual rooms at night how tf are you gonna help those kids escape omega ?!?!
You better not snitch you translucent r2 wannabe
I understand echo is mostly droid but there’s still flesh on him why will he not be detected ?
Well he got moves that’s why
There’s no way it will end well I don’t trust Star Wars
Shut up and stay strapped in, you whiny man child
IM STRESSIN !
Hunter being hot part idek anymore
Omg it worked ?!
#the bad batch#star wars#tbb#tbb spoilers#the bad batch spoilers#the owl house#tbb omega#crosshair#sw tbb#tbb crosshair#tbb hunter#tbb wrecker#tbb echo#tbb tech
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Clumsy Brat.
Yandere! Human Colonel Miles Quaritch x Female Mutant Scientist Reader.
Set in Avatar 2009.
Hell's Gate Base.
The Colonel was trying to meet you officially but fate would always fuck with him and make him a fool. Now, you came to him in an unexpected way. Not that he was complaining.
Warning: Huge Age Gap. Much older man and younger lady. Unhealthy love and obsession. Yandere. Mean spirited Quaritch. Trouble prone and Naive Reader.
Beautiful was an understatement. Perfection and Ethereal along with the word surreal was what described you.
The youngest mutant woman at the base under Parker Selfridge who never met the Head of Security. It pained the man’s cold stone heart that you didn't know he existed.
He blamed you but he knew he shouldn't. He met many soldiers and others who went to Avatar training in the orientation room.
Never Coal Miners or those loser Science Pukes.
That was why Quaritch was shocked he never saw you before. He would have noticed you. How could he not? You stood out like a sore thumb.
But thanks to all the unwanted attention, you were obviously scared and would hide from the majority of men. Including him.
Oh, he didn't like that one bit.
You looked as if you feared you would be assaulted. He didn't blame you…. Not this time.
You should be in his arms of the most powerful man in the base.
He would protect you till the day he dies.
He tried to accidentally meet you. But somehow, life would be a bitch and interrupt.
His subordinates would cause fights and act unruly.
His dumb leader of a boss would need his help to correct his mistakes.
Or he gets last notice to pull a double shift for his work.
You would always escape him. Getting desperate, he was tempted to kick your room door down and fuck you mercilessly against the wall.
Punish his spoiled kitten for teasing her master.
Making him a simp.
The leader of the Pandora Marines.
Always annoying him 24/7. Daydreaming and sleeping about you.
A damn pathetic fool he became. For a weak woman. Who looked like she can't even run around the perimeter of the base. Unfit. Not athletic.
You will pay for that.
Maybe degrading you might make the Colonel forgive you.
Should he make you suck his dick?
Record you with him then send it to your elderly father?
Chain you naked in his room begging for food?
Not a bad idea. He grinned to himself.
He was in the hallways and saw you. Your lithe back was towards him. You appeared to be organizing the cabinet of one of the science labs.
The Colonel saw cans of food inside the trash bin he was standing next to. Before he could step towards you. He didn't have time to see the heavy yet small jar of chutney which landed on his nose.
The pain was hell. Quaritch felt his eyes tear up from the sensitive abuse of his nostrils. Blood rained down as he grunted from the awful feeling.
In confusion, you looked over your shoulder and saw a muscular blonde man in a marine uniform on the floor clutching his bloody nose.
“Oh, my Gosh!” You ran to him. You tried to help him stand back up on his feet.
You kneeled down to his level but your knee hit his already injured nose. The man was knocked down to the ground.
Holy Shit.
You killed him.
AU: Should I get a part Two?
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𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝖨𝖿 𝖨 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗉𝗈𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗇𝗈𝗐??
Pairings: Kim Hongjoong x Transmasc!reader
Pronouns: he/him
Genres: fluff, angst, comedy, social media au
CW: strong language, implied smut, brief mentions of misgendering and dysphoria, sexual infidelity, emotional infidelity, slut shaming, will add more as the story goes on
a/n: an exclamation mark in parentheses (!) means there’s potentially triggering content in the chapter
*dates and times are not important unless said so in the chapter*
Summary: You, absolutely infatuated with your boss, grow closer with him after a charity gala, where he finds his girlfriend in a compromising position with a friend of his.
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yeosang’s sugar babies | rich bitches | pt2
ch.1- glucose child
ch.2- blink once if you need help
ch.3- who tf is kang yujin?(!)
ch.4- oh fuck he’s hot
ch.5- sounds fake but ok
ch.6- well fire him of course
ch.7- the ned fulmer effect
ch.8- interesting
ch.9- thank you jiyeon
ch. 10- the y/n simp club
ch. 11- i’m going to kiss this man
ch. 12- angry thoughts, head violently
ch. 13- don’t get murdered
ch. 14- you secretary hopping now?
ch. 15- you’re embarrassing me on twt.com
ch. 16- get out of my mentions
ch. 17- thank you mr. kim
ch. 18- the audacity this woman has
ch. 19- babygirl allegations
ch. 20- clown to clown communication
ch. 21- power moves
ch. 22- i don’t like you right now (!)
ch. 23- i think i might’ve fucked up
ch. 24- just figure your shit out
ch. 25- lightweight headass
ch. 26- my betsies r her
ch. 27- whore derogatory
ch. 28- we’re each other’s date
ch. 29- he’s a loud ass bottom
ch. 30- he’s just a little guy
ch. 31- i’m plotting murder
ch. 32- park jimin’s internet
ch. 33- have fun
ch. 34- despicable me
ch. 35- well maybe he shouldn’t be
ch. 36- tf is going on
ch. 37- stinky best friend stealer
ch. 38- i have no words
ch. 39- top 10 anime betrayals
ch. 40- third wheeling
ch. 41- entitled rats
ch. 42- it’s go time
ch. 44- don’t disrespect wanda
ch. 45- thank you mr. l/n
ch. 46- icy
ch. 47- what.
ch. 48- too friendly
ch. 49- they’re secretaries
ch. 50- that’s kinky
ch. 51- what the fuck(!)
ch. 52- sensing disturbances in the force
ch. 53- seonghwa no
ch. 54- oh shit it’s live!
ch. 55- tba
ch. 56- tba
ch. 57- tba
ch. 58- tba
ch. 59- tba
ch. 60- tba
#k0i-p0nd writes#aiiprn??#kim hongjoong smau#kim hongjoong x male reader#kim hongjoong x transmasc reader#ateez smau#ateez x male reader#kim hongjoong#park seonghwa#jeong yunho#kang yeosang#choi san#song mingi#jung wooyoung#choi jongho#ateez
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ok finally doing this after a nap
Chapter 3
What is wrong with me *me 24/7, ALSO YES WHAT WAS ALL THAT???
Ever since you set foot into this estate, your brain went into a total frenzy YES EXACTLY AND it seems like she can remember hmmm
Why does everything here look so ancient? YOU NEED TO READ FANFICS to learn to live (except we dont get lucky yn parts just the unlucky embarrassing parts but thank god we aint dying every 5 chapter like yn)
You remember drinking one glass of wine. the said glass of wine:
It is totally normal to forget your date’s name after sleeping in his guestroom never been on a date, but i forgot someone's name after sitting next to them all day and realized after class while talking to bestie and had to wait till attendance next day -_-
ok the door is still locked. he told her to keep them locked and she did, but opened it for a sec and locked it again during the night. and the entire teleporting happened. this is a bit confusing hmmm. like opening it for a sec caused the change, but she locked it again. then how did they get her inside again? the bruise is there so it means it was real. the lock must have some magic and opening it during night causes it to go away?? i will think later lol
Did you punch your own throat in your sleep oof
Why did he know where to look exactly it wasnt a dream babe
istg im about to bitch slap this bitchless dude (TAE I LOVE U DONT TAKE IT TO THE HEART)
You should take better care of your belongings Kim Taehyung damn
He creeps me out honestly speaking all of them are creepy, yoongi is 10% less
just like that all your worries are wiped away like magic. like magic or with magic 👀👀(were u silent or silenced)
your knees are buckling like crazy THIS WILL BREAK ME THIS IS GONNA BREAK ME
Okay not going to lie, this was kind of cool you know whats more cooler??? jimin feeding his cycle 😂 THAT REMINDS ME OF JIN RIDING THE CYCLE HANDS FREE *fans myself
You snort, “so very humble.” ikr sOoOo HuMbLe
hmm usually you see cats sitting on horses, chilling. yoongles must be a rare kitty
Tell me again, why are you studying?” seriously dude must be bored as fuck to study, or started to forget cuz its beeen toooo looong
hold on what if some old being makes some theories and is "killed/disappeared" and later, with a different identity, studies his own theories in college 😭 and continues with it lol
It earned you a scholarship, it clearly must be well written.” or was it something to bring her to them??? 👀 *sus
The entrance exam stole my sanity from me. Even after a week of completing it I still felt jittery.” what type of students go there? what type of university is that? very weird
sunlight was just too bright for his eyes, DONT BE AN UNCULTURED SWINE, THATS WHEN UR SUPPOSED TO TWITCH AND SAY I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
Emma left, she won’t come back again EMMA DIED FOR SURE OOF
It was a clean and painless end whats that supposed to mean mr.dracula?
Taehyung was a man of such humour ikr him in interviews 😭
Taehyung knew such peculiar stories about places and that doesnt seem weird???
the rain part was soo cute it could me giggling and listening too still with you
wow the honesty was cool, though there is many secrets, some parts feels really raw.
we are both pick-me girls then BAHAHA PLS *starts playing pd48 pick me
they are so cute im gonna die
(the way i started slightly mad at tae and then ended up simping, sighs)
THEY ARE GONNA HAVE ANOTHER DATE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE
i cant wait for 2seokkook's pov and her talking to them woohoo
i love how smoothly its written, like everything just flows nicely, the scenes and dialogues, its like those nice cozy well directed movies that you watch with pillows and blanket and rested face, body and mind
its only been 3 chapters, obviously the suspense wouldnt make me grip my pillow yet but its already made me clutch my blanket/pearls lol
jjdafjs it took me so long to figure out how the wine pic happened HAHAHA this is such a funny idea help fjadjfs 😭😂
What is wrong with me *me 24/7, ALSO YES WHAT WAS ALL THAT???
ISTFG WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS ESTATE???
Ever since you set foot into this estate, your brain went into a total frenzy YES EXACTLY AND it seems like she can remember hmmm
like the suspicion is growiinnggg
Why does everything here look so ancient? YOU NEED TO READ FANFICS to learn to live (except we dont get lucky yn parts just the unlucky embarrassing parts but thank god we aint dying every 5 chapter like yn)
it doesn't make sense to you yet probably but I wanna be SA!OC so bad jfasdjf
It is totally normal to forget your date’s name after sleeping in his guestroom never been on a date, but i forgot someone's name after sitting next to them all day and realized after class while talking to bestie and had to wait till attendance next day -_-
girliepop me all the time, I forget names so easily (the same with song titles FAFAJDS like I kid you not I even forgot BTS song titles sometimes like it's so bad)
ok the door is still locked. he told her to keep them locked and she did, but opened it for a sec and locked it again during the night. and the entire teleporting happened. this is a bit confusing hmmm. like opening it for a sec caused the change, but she locked it again. then how did they get her inside again? the bruise is there so it means it was real. the lock must have some magic and opening it during night causes it to go away?? i will think later lol
hmhmhmhm interesting theory indeed mhmhmmh or perhaps 👀 someone made her lock the door again and then think everything was just a dream 👀 mhmhmhm
You should take better care of your belongings Kim Taehyung damn
"belongings" LIKE THE ICK
He creeps me out honestly speaking all of them are creepy, yoongi is 10% less
JFJADSJF YES jhfahsdhf I agree fjadjfa
just like that all your worries are wiped away like magic. like magic or with magic 👀👀(were u silent or silenced)
INDEED LIKE WHAT IS HAPPENING TO HER???
Okay not going to lie, this was kind of cool you know whats more cooler??? jimin feeding his cycle 😂 THAT REMINDS ME OF JIN RIDING THE CYCLE HANDS FREE *fans myself
omg hahahaha this scene 😭😭 he is such a goof I love him 😭😭 Seokjin is honestly so hot I need to inhale him
hmm usually you see cats sitting on horses, chilling. yoongles must be a rare kitty
*cries* he is indeed a kitty
Tell me again, why are you studying?” seriously dude must be bored as fuck to study, or started to forget cuz its beeen toooo looong
LMOAOAO FOR REAL LIKE FADHF couldn't be mE FJASDJF
hold on what if some old being makes some theories and is "killed/disappeared" and later, with a different identity, studies his own theories in college 😭 and continues with it lol
👀 interesting ohohooh
It earned you a scholarship, it clearly must be well written.” or was it something to bring her to them??? 👀 *sus
OOOOOH IMAGINEEEEE 👀👀
The entrance exam stole my sanity from me. Even after a week of completing it I still felt jittery.” what type of students go there? what type of university is that? very weird
IT IS INDEED VERY WEIRD ALL OF IT 👀
sunlight was just too bright for his eyes, DONT BE AN UNCULTURED SWINE, THATS WHEN UR SUPPOSED TO TWITCH AND SAY I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
lmaoaooaoao in her defence I have really sensitive eyes too and can barely stay in the sun without my eyes ACHING jfadsjfj so it IS possible
Emma left, she won’t come back again EMMA DIED FOR SURE OOF
👀 mhmhmhmmh
It was a clean and painless end whats that supposed to mean mr.dracula?
LIKE HELLO WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER????
Taehyung was a man of such humour ikr him in interviews 😭
I love him 😭😭
Taehyung knew such peculiar stories about places and that doesnt seem weird???
kfadjsfasj she is just here for a good time not a long time lmaooa
wow the honesty was cool, though there is many secrets, some parts feels really raw. they are so cute im gonna die (the way i started slightly mad at tae and then ended up simping, sighs) THEY ARE GONNA HAVE ANOTHER DATE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE
fjadjfjad I love how you switched instnatly JFJADSJF THIS IS SO ME WHEN SANGUIS TAE FJADSJFJ
i love how smoothly its written, like everything just flows nicely, the scenes and dialogues, its like those nice cozy well directed movies that you watch with pillows and blanket and rested face, body and mind. its only been 3 chapters, obviously the suspense wouldnt make me grip my pillow yet but its already made me clutch my blanket/pearls lol
gaaah thank youuu <3 I'm so happy that you're having such a good time with it heheheh istfg I love reading your comments, they're so awesome heheheh 🥺😭💜💜
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me and my mootie tooties bundle 🥰 +acuriousmoon bc idk if we're mutuals or not
CHARACTERS I ASSOCIATE THEM WITH
@that-one-pretty-bitch: roxana agriche, aria roscente, lisa(gi), medea solon, mobius, jade leech
@d10nsaint: kim dokja, yoo joonghyuk, kaeya alberich, floyd leech, raiden mei, jamil viper
@spadecentral: ace+deuce(twst), rudbeckia von omerta, theresa apocolypse, cater diamond
@lady-navier0357: navier ellie trovi, seele vollerei, fu hua, azul ashengrotto
@sidra-29: scaramouche, griseo, durandal, trey clover
@acuriousmoon: yoo sangah, melissa podebrat, cayena hill, rita rosweisse
@xphantasmagoriax: han sooyoung, bronya zaychik, hilise inoaden, silver(twst)
PLAYING HOUSE
mom: @that-one-pretty-bitch, @lady-navier0357, @acuriousmoon
dad: @d10nsaint
child: @sidra-29 @spadecentral
gay emo cousin: @xphantasmagoriax
aunt you only see in reunions: @rouecentric
LEAST TO MOST LIKELY TO CRY IF THEY WERE GIVEN A HUG, IN ORDER
@acuriousmoon, @that-one-pretty-bitch, @d10nsaint, @lady-navier0357, @sidra-29, @xphantasmagoriax, @rouecentric
MY THOUGHTS ON THEM
@acuriousmoon —
radiates mom energy, probably gives good hugs. definitely the type to get someone she's close with to rest if they're overworking themselves. tired mom with gen z children
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@spadecentral —
the type to rope you into doing dumb shit like being discord kittens or sm. hyper yet sweet, probably would make delicious desserts. lowkey would hype up their friends when they're in a fight
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@that-one-pretty-bitch —
the moment you befriend her she becomes your personal hype woman, literally. she lowkey would judge you if you introduced your s/o and they were not high in the looks department. the type of person you'd go to if you needed a confidence booster.
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@d10nsaint —
that one older cousin that's the favorite but is only seen in family reunions. absolutely would fangirl with you when it comes to simping. the type to burn the whole kitchen down while trying to make you breakfast while you were sleeping.
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@sidra-29 —
that one judgmental friend that will always disapprove of your s/o. one of the only people i would trust not to burn the kitchen down. that one friend that puts the chaotic and lowkey batshit crazy friends on a leash.
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@lady-navier0357 —
that one extroverted friend that adopts introverts. extremely supportive and kind to anyone she meets tbh. her+her boyfriend are couple goals, i approve. lowkey the type to keep her friends away from doing dumb shit.
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@xphantasmagoriax —
that one friend who is either high 24/7, or doing some shit while roping others into it. the main cause of brainrots, hyper active golden retriever energy tbh. would randomly send a cursed tik tok at 3 am and the two of you would start to have a debate if alligators give birth or lay eggs.
INCORRECT QUOTES
@acuriousmoon: if you got arrested what would be the charges?
@d10nsaint: theft.
@spadecentral: disturbing the peace.
@xphantasmagoriax: arson.
@rouecentric: all of the above, probably in that order.
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@sidra-29, to the tune of "the final countdown": it's a mental breakdown!
@spadecentral: *playing kazoo in the background*
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@rouecentric: what do you call two witches sharing an apartment?
@lady-navier0357: boom-mates!
@xphantasmagoriax: (simultaneously) lesbians!
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@d10nsaint: should i go big or go home?
@acuriousmoon: i'm begging you, for once in your life, go home, please. just this once. go home.
@d10nsaint: i'm going big.
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@spadecentral, in a high pitched voice, holding barbie: hey, ken! i was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
@rouecentric, in a low pitched voice, holding ken: nonesense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids.
@sidra-29: what the fuck are you guys doing?
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@d10nsaint: *kicks down door, looking disheveled*
@acuriousmoon: what happened?
@d10nsaint: nobody died.
@acuriousmoon: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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@rouecentric: i am socially awkward, and have no idea how to romance-
d10nsaint: fear not! for it is i-
sidra-29, walking by: the least qualified person to help.
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acuriousmoon: you're not talking any sense into xphantasmgoriax, you're just cheering them on to disaster.
that-one-pretty-bitch: do not question my way of parenting.
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rouecentric: i printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit.
lady-navier0357: roue, isn't that illegal?
spadecentral: when the cops aren't around, anything's legal!
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that-one-pretty-bitch: i have a problem.
xphantasmgoriax: if it's harder than 2+2, then i can't help.
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rouecentric: love is dead. it never even existed. love is worthless and everything is awful. i have been utterly betrayed.
acuriousmoon: ...is everything okay?
rouecentric: ria ate the last M&Ms.
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CAN YOU SHARE THE FANART OF YERSEY WITH US?
oh my gosh!! it's simply kyle, ofc; i was just projecting.
and it's this lovely, lovely, talented piece of art drawn by equally lovely and talented mikisuwu! <3 who is actually selling prints, so if you've got some spare change, i'd suggest throwing it their way! i don't get paid for another two weeks ( lame ) but i know the second i do, i'm putting my boyfriend on the inspiration wall by my desk.
also...if you need to chug some water after lookin at that.
Wowza.
listen tho!! *ravenstan vc* pero like!!! the updo with the two curly strands front strands framing his face, all the little freckles, his forearms??? bitch the sweaty yersey face wipe and Washboard Ab Flash combo??? the rosacea??? tHE STAR OF DAVID NECKLACE???
i just...i gotta do it. i have to write basketball yersey.
if i don’t i fear i will literally pass away.
this did so many things to my brain; it's just the right answer. and while rp and i were having insane girlie simp kyle hours, which are 24-fuckin-7 on our cell block, i was talking about that very thing and riles was like, i have a brilliant idea, which resembles all her ideas because she is a genius, and suggested that, similar to how ravenstan plays in celebrity hockey tournaments for charity...
what if u had jers play in a celebrity charity b-ball game?
which...I Know, Right?
they should put my girl on masterchef…
…the way that she's cooking.
but that's not all! she also mentioned that it could be interestin to set it during the ravesey divorce OR post divorce when they're back
...so i had an interesting ~Choice~ to make.
very interesting indeed, darlings.
which normally, is not a difficult one, given that contrary to cooking, my specialty is burning everything to a crisp. i just...me x angst. :)
but dw: i see the angry mob forming in my inbox. like ya, ya, i know i know: boo hiss! nina is so mean and nasty! nina Never lets the boys be happy! >:( we're always in hell, its so hot, we have to drink our tears to get water, yadda, yadda, yadda, tomato, tomato, tomato
( pretty good, right? ;) xx )
sooooooo...i decided to be Kind.
*and the crowd goes wIIIILLLLLD*
bc i figured since we already have the vampire music video para that i will hopefully finish writing at some point ( fml y’all should see my gdocs ) that is a hot mess, emphasis hot, and during the infamous divorce mean old nina cruelly inflicted upon our dear, sweet boys.
i felt that it was only right and fair that you get a little water ( or a lot of water because kyle do be sweating and glistening and pouring an entire water bottle over his head like we're watching bball magic mike and shaking his beautiful lucious hair out like were in a gay loreal hair commercial ) so you can have extremely happy and in love ( everyone clap because kyle can say i love you ) ravenstan and jersey kyle wherein kyle is doing sexc jew jersey basketball jock boy things and stan is bein a rabid kyle fanboy raven in the orange eye shadow and the k choker and the yersey <3 t-shirt & big sign, displayin absolute down horrendous simp behavior in the stan(d)s.
Uncle Nina…Writing Something Nice.
what a novel concept.
*jersey vc* everybody clap for this cocksucka!!!
heeeeelp shsksk. but!!! don’t get too comfortable!! because this a once in a lifetime moment, and don’t worry darlings, it wouldn’t be comfort…
with a little hurt first, would it? ;)
*whumpshot wizard rp vc* nOW I WASNT GONNA SAY YOU SHOULD INJURE SOMEONE BUT SHSKSK
sigh…i can’t believe it.
a fluffy whumpshot from mean-a.
it’s crazy what bad in the best sense of the word ;))))) fan art and a good internet marriage can do to you.
and you, my friends.
stay tuned. <3
-uncle nina, reformed(?) empress of erroneous evil
#wow a hurt comfort nina one shot#i haven’t done that since pep chapter one#and six i guess bc of stans feelings and his hand and his hangover#i already told you guys this but i didn’t get to give you my big evil speech#i love you slutty ripped basketball kyle and simp fanboy pink hair ravenstan#idc if stan is the og celeb he is always on fan behavior#he literally only posts statues so kyle will send back#Cute.#HRJKSSK#please know stan is a pacifist but he does turn into angry mexican mom sharon w the chancla#and will start yelling and whip off the goth boot version of the chancla#i can’t wait for kyle to wave to him#he’s gonna throw up#amazing#Nina Being Nice To The Boys#i mean im gonna hurt them but they’re happy at least#i am ensuring hurt and comfort in the same oneshot#ur welcome#also idk u might get snippets of it#i have 200 labor intensive apps many projects no time and my head is spinning#i never know what to focus on or do idk so it’s all gonna be random#please hold lmao#i can’t believe im writing a fluffy whumpshot#this is my rp pce cosplay emphasis on p(ea)ce#did y’all like my impression of u being pissed at me#classic#ravenstan whenever kyle does anything#please hold me in contempt of basket ball court yersey jersey
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Likelyhood of me Hanging out with Disgaea Characters if they were Real:
((1. Laharl: Unlikely.
He’s one of those characters that I feel like is more entertaining to watch on screen but definitely not someone I’d be willing to chill out with.
2. Etna: No.
Toxic bitch that likes starting shit. Pass.
3. Flonne: Hell yeah!
With her around, I’d never have to worry about catching up with cartoons and anime, because you know damn well we’re binge watching some stuff together. Probably start things off with My Hero Academia or One Punch Man because she loves her superhero shows.
4. Sicily: Probably not
Look, she’s cute and nice and all, but she’s either going to stuff my face until it bursts or get me to help her out with chores. Not exactly someone I’d spend a whole day with.
5. Xenolith: Maybe
We could probably read like a book or something. I don’t know.
6. Vyers: Yes
Guess who’s finally going to become fluent in French?!
7. Lamington: Maybe
Same reason as Xenolith except I feel like being around him might give me a bit more peace of mind.
8. Captain Gordon: Yes.
Pizza. Tea. In outerspace. Need I say more? Why does part of me feel like I just talked about a British Markiplier’s wet dream?
9. Jennifer: Oh yeah...
I mean if I play my cards right, we’d do a lot more than just “hanging out”, know what I’m saying? ;)
10. Thursday: Hell yeah!
He may be an ass, but he’s a loyal companion. Definitely someone I’d have a beer with...if either of us drink.
11. Barbara: Maybe
See here’s the thing, she’s a sub, but she’s an extreme sub. The whole time she’s gonna demand that I give her specific orders to do stuff and the moment I run out of ideas, she’ll get bored and take off, which I imagine will happen in around a few hours tops. She’s like the ultimate test of someone’s dom levels, and I know I’m about to fail before the paper gets passed back to me.
12. Laharl’s Mother & Kurtis: Probably not.
They’re cool and all, but what would we even do together, dood?
13. Adell: Maybe
He’s my favorite character and all, but chances are, he’s going to try to get me to stop acting lazy and whatnot, which is a kind gesture honestly, but I don’t think I’ll be able to fully commit.
14. Rozalin: Probably not.
Unless if we’re watching Power Rangers, I don’t think this friendship is going to work out.
15. Tink: No.
Don’t think I’ll be able to have ANY female friends with this guy around. And the moment he tries to flirt with my mom, it’s on sight.
16. Yukimaru: Yes.
She’s friendly, she’s easy to talk to, and she can act fast in case of an emergency. She’s in.
17. Fubuki: Maybe.
Tone it down with the “Dying during a mission” bit and then we’ll talk.
18. Axel: No
Him constantly boasting about himself is going to get on my nerves at some point.
19. Mao: Hell no!
I’m not trying to become someone’s guinea pig for experiments!
20. Raspberyl: Probably not
Nor am I trying to die by losing too much blood!
21. Almaz: Yes
Like with Flonne, we’re probably going to spend the whole day geeking out with each other, especially if it’s like Final Fantasy or Zelda related.
22. Sapphire: Maybe
She’s cool and all, but I don’t want to risk her taking off with ALL of my niece’s plushies!
23. Kyoko: Yes.
She’s nice and will probably make me some cool new clothes (which will finally let me join the cosplay community), though I don’t think I would actually take up sewing myself.
24: Asuka: Hell yeah!
Now folding origami on the other hand...
25. Mr. Champloo: Probably not
Demon Chef Ramsey. There’s no way I’d be able to keep up with this guy.
26. Salvatore: Hell no!
Now if you want an example of an extreme dom, look no further than this bitch. Only way she’ll take orders from me is if I somehow become her “superior officer”. I used to know a guy on this site who would totally simp for her and I can’t help but wonder how long it last given her extreme demands.
27. Master Bigstar: Yes.
I’m hoping this guy would turn me into a decent actor, honestly.
28. Valvatorez: Probably not
Unlike Adell, there is no argument here. The moment we start hanging out, I can kiss my lazy lifestyle goodbye. I’m not worried about eating nothing but sardines for the rest of my life, because even he knows it’s a bad idea due to all the purines they carry, but he is going to put me on a more healthy diet and whatnot.
29. Fenrich: Hell no!
The guy hates humans. And I’m a human. So this isn’t going to work out.
30. Fuka: No.
She’s pushy as hell and I’m not trying to get dragged into shit that would put me on the World’s Most Wanted list.
31: Desco: No.
She’s nicer than Fuka, but there’s still the risk of me being put on that list.
32: Emizel: Probably not
Also not that fan of humanity, which is understandable after what happened with his dad. Doesn’t change the fact that us being friends aren’t that likely.
33: Artina: Maybe.
If it’s nurse Artina, then we have no issues. Angel Artina though...she’s okay, but I’m gonna need to keep a close eye on my wallet and make sure she doesn’t get a reason for me to owe her anything.
34. Killia: Yes.
No matter what he cooks, chances are it’s going to be out of this world. Hopefully it’s safe for human consumption though. Also, we can meditate together.
35. Seraphina: Probably not
I get it, she’s wealthy, she’s pretty, and not that bad of a person when you get to know her, but that doesn’t change the fact that since I’m a single male who’s attracted to women, I’m at risk to being mind controlled by her!
36. Red Magnus: Hell no!
This dude always looking for smoke. Yeah, he’s gotten better, but the moment he decides he wants to test my might, that’s death for me.
37. Usalia: Hell yeah!
Curry time! Curry time!^^
38. Zeroken: Maybe
I can already picture myself asking whether or not if I’m talking to the real guy or one of his shadow clones while he’s off doing...whatever.
39. Zed: Probably not
Like with Laharl’s mother and Kurtis, what the hell would we even do together?
40. Bieko: Probably not
She’s cute and all, but I just know Zed’s going to be looming around the corner watching us the whole time creeping me out. Even if we’re watching Sesame Street or Dragontales together, Zed’s that overprotective big brother.
41. Misedor: Hell yeah!
Money money money money money money
42. Melodia: Yes.
Like with Master Bigstar, I feel like she would help sharpen my theatre skills, especially when it comes to vocals.
43. Piyori: Yes
I get to become a Power Ranger huh? I’m going to make so many people so damn jealous. Looking at you, Angry Joe
44. Majolene: Maybe
She’s basically Shantae if Shantae was a stubborn old hag.
45. Ivar: Maybe
A lovable, dorky overlord who actually cherishes his friends and underlings.))
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Axis Powers x Reader
You are...interesting. With the unknown control over fire, you seem to always have this charm which both draws them to you and scares them...
A/N: I'm back in this fandom, baby
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TW: None! Full crack, help.
Fem! (Y/N) 《Other Genders Will Also Be Made》
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North Italy
Sissy, Doitsu is watching you 👁👄👁
PLEASE you scare him so much. You're always engaged into this weird 'when will u die' persona and he hates it.
Always screams when you're around lmao–
But in all honesty, man adores you so much when you fight. You're England but fire and better. America agrees. LiKE, OMG did you just summon a fire butterfly!? Cool!
When you first said you were from another world, mans just flipped his shit and went like...
"Ve~? But..you look like you're from China!" 💀
Well YES Liyue is based off of China but like, ain't the same thing. Just similar.
He believes you though, really thinks Teyvat is cool.
Just a warning, no one will ever believe you if you guys end up actually dating. Literally no one. The innocent cute Italy, falling in love with the person scarier than Russia!? JOKE.
Until he kisses you in front of everyone. Germany is convinced he no longer needs protection.
Because when you're around, he'll be safe 24/7 lololol
And by the way, your ghosts need to stop picking on him. Like pls stop he'll get a heart attack damn.
"Hilichurl no oniisan ga byouki ni natta, Hilichurl no oniisan ga kanbyou shite~"
Italy and Japan.exe has stopped working. DO IT AGAIN DO IT AGAIN DO IT AGAI–
Loves it so much, man. Will literally cuddle you all day and get scolded for missing a world meeting. But hey, it was most likely worth it ❤️
Japan
He doesn't deserve your cuteness omg–
Will literally do anything for you, finds it comforting how you don't invade his personal space.
...Sometimes freaks out when you scare him, but he doesn't scream. Literally just makes an expression like "😰" then a few seconds later bitch be back to "😐"
THERE IS SERIOUSLY NO WINNING WITH HIM
Besides all the pranks, he actually has only seen you be so scary once. And he'll remember it forever.
"You guys are really trying to push on my buttons~ Hm? I'm aware that this will bring you consequences. I may be cute, someone harmless, but as of now...what if i...don't?"
Those words scared him shitless and never again will he EVER try to piss you off in any way possible.
Besides getting scared, seeing you kick ass with your cute ghosts and fire he literally looks at you like "🤩"
Man will probably write an anime or manga based off of you, most likely with the titles like..
"A Cute Girl Who Has Fire Powers Gets Isekai'd Into My World And I Fall In Love With Her!"
r/cringe
JUST KIDDING STILL LOVE U JAPAN
Since you're respectful around him though, he'll let you into hi personal space usually and let you hug him. Cute!
"Hey~ Japan? What's this book about? Hent–"
"Ah, (Y/N)-san. Wourd you like a demonstration?"
I'M SORRY I HAD TO I'M THE BIGGEST JAPAN SIMP 😭
Germany
"Zhat is enough, (Y/N). Back into the timeout bucket."
Treats you like a child(e)
Like please calm down sir, we get it, you're protective. But girl probably a lot stronger than you damn.
You ain't having any of it. Just...run away and have him chase you for 5 hours straight until he gets tired.
Though i guess he finds you cute. He "guess".
Lmao sir you fell in love anyway. I win this damn bet, give me my 100 yen or you P E R I S H
Dating Germany is probably the most hell you'd have. Though he's nice and all you wanna stop him waking you up for morning jogs like you ain't tryna get muscles–
Unless he invites your bestie Prussia then i guess maybe.
Ya'll legit have such an awkward clown relationship help
"So..hey! You saw those fireworks?~"
"Ja."
"..."
"..."
"Okay. Uh.."
"...💪🤡.."
Hates dealing with France but man, you're no normal girl. Like literally has no idea why you use the flowers he bought you as coffin decoration 😭
But don't worry, you guys'll get there soon. You just need a little more push. And for God's sake be more normal /j
Will definitely be the type to confiscate your spear if you suddenly set the kitchen in fire.
Lord Doitsu ain't having any of it today sry..
South Italy
Yay bonus character!
Used to hate you because you're too cute to be real /j
Everyone also freaked out when you said you were dating Romano like hello?? This april fools or sumn?
Spain teased him so bad the poor guy had to punch him in the face LMAO that was so uncalled for. Mans made you apologize instead becaude his just went no thanks–
"RAGAZZA WTF ARE YOU DOING?!" 🤡
"Oh Romano~ nothing, just decorating your house!" 😌
When you said decorating, well i mean decoration as his covering his house head to toe with coffins, skulls, and all the sort. He loves you but please...
This is too much for his heart to take–
When he saw you getting all serious all of a sudden though, he fell over his chair. Pretty sure EVERYONE did.
When you and Italy objected to America's idea in a World Meeting, ya'll went BERSERK 💀
Well, mostly you. But you get what i mean. Literally took out your Staff of Homa and pointed it at his neck. It'll be up to you to guess what he suggested that got you so pissed.
Anywaysssss– basically everyone + Belarus + Russia now knows not to mess around with you.
You could beat their ass and they'd blame it not on you..
But a damn pAinTiNG 🖼
Yes. A painting. Why in the name of God would they ever blame you knowing they already got the scare of their life?
So basically, Romano always makes sure to keep his distance when you aren't comfortable. He'd get obliterated into the 6th dimension lol
Have a long life with this handsome, loving dork ❤️
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I feel like an asshole but whole Internet simps for Harwin Strong and I'm like... Completely indifferent? I have honestly 0 idea what people see in him and I thought maybe I'd change my mind once I know him better but he literally died XD (haven't read the books).
Btw I love your blog, it always makes me happy to see your posts bc honestly all the hate Alicent and her friends get is ridiculous... The fandom is super toxic at the moment and I hate how we are supposed to divide into groups instead of just enjoy the show... (I usually interact with your posts on my sideblog – sansaorgana)
this is me about daemon lmao, like matt smith is fantastic but it's the writing i suppose, everytime he is on screen i'm like "can we move on to the interesting people" aka everyone else lmao. as for harwin, i mean, he and rhaenyra were cute in this episode, not gonna lie, but yeah... i wouldn't worry about it, this fandom will move over him with light speed, just like they did with aemma, and like they will with leanna and... *coughs* other people (no spoilers for you, since you haven't read the books haha)
and thank you so much! that means a lot! asoiaf fandom was always toxic, i'm trying to keep it within borders, talking and blogging about stuff that i like, (which is so refreshing coming from star wars fandom where i bitched about everything 24/7) but yeah, thank you thank you, i'm always happy to talk even in chat if you are interested :)
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Truth Requires Bravery Ch 7
A/N: I told myself I wasn't gonna do author's notes cause I wanted this to be like a legitimate book but omg you guys what was that last chapter? I was trying to write a nice lil smutlet and then it just went off the deep end. Wtf is wrong with me? Lol whatever, we're just gonna move on with the story
There are three constants in life. One is that we all will die. The second is that the sun rises and falls each day, marking the passage of time. And the third is that Alissa and Eric are two of the most stubborn fucking people you will ever meet.
Both were too proud to admit their attraction to one another, so they both privately resolved to pretend like last night never happened. But as we all know, hormones are a damn hard thing to fight.
Alissa woke up the next morning and rolled out of bed. She was still shaken from the events from yesterday but decided it was all Eric's fault. Hell, if he and his rag tag band of Dauntless scoundrels hadn't B&Ed an entire faction, maybe Alissa would never have met his stupid, handsome, smug face (STOP IT, Alissa!) and the front lobby of Candor wouldn't be covered in shattered glass.
Alissa had taken an oath of devotion to the truth, and she knew one thing to be true: Eric had to go. And she was going to do everything in her power to make him leave, including, but not limited to, pissing the hell out of him. What Alissa didn't know, however, is that when Eric Coulter decided he wanted something, he was going to try, come hell or high water, to get it.
Eric woke up in a ~partially aroused~ state on account of his dreams last night. His eyes were bleary and his mind a little groggy since he had been up quite late with his interfactional relations activities. Hell, who knew one of his least favorite classes in the academy could turn out to be so interesting?
Eric knew exactly why it was so interesting, but he would never, EVER admit that he was simping after a woman. No, he was just going to protect what was rightfully his. That was all. Of course. That's all it is. 100%. Right.
Eric woke up, brushed his teeth, and attempted to style his hair the best he could, without his customary high hold hair gel. Although limited in wardrobe choices on account of having a uniform and all, he did have some room for options. Technically he didn't need to dress up, but if he was going to claim what was his, he might as well look the part, right? Right?
Eric swapped his customary military jacket for a simple, well fitting black tank top that showed off his impress biceps. He wanted to look as imposing as possible to ensure no other man tried anything. No one stole from Eric Coulter and got away with it. And Eric was damn sure going to keep it that way.
Alissa finished getting ready and opened the door to the room only to find Eric bearing down on her. What the hell? Hadn't the man ever heard of knocking?
"Hi?" she said, annoyed. She noticed his outfit was more revealing, showing off the large biceps she had just been fondling less than 24 hours ago. Damn you, Eric, she thought, why do all the hot ones have to be such jackasses?
"Where's the cafeteria?" He narrowed his eyes.
"What's the magic word?" She sing-songed mockingly.
"Where the fuck is the cafeteria?" he said through gritted teeth.
"That's two words," she pointed out with a mocking smirk.
Fucking bitch, Eric muttered, pinching his nose. "Seriously, Alissa."
God damn that fucking hiss again. Taking a deep breath and trying desperately to maintain an air of perturbed nonchalance, Alissa rolled her eyes and replied, "Whatever, here." She brushed past him and began walking down the hallway when suddenly he grabbed hold of her arm. Her eyebrow shot up.
"Wait a minute. Did you just try to steal something from me?"
"No," Alissa scoffed. This time she was actually honoring her faction and telling the truth.
"I think you did," Eric said. He whipped out his gun and pointed it at her head. "Get down on your knees and empty your pockets."
Alissa sighed. "Here we go again. Didn't you learn from yesterday, guns don't work on me?"
Eric pressed the gun closer. "I'm not gonna ask again. Get down on your knees and empty your pockets."
"Would you like me to suck your dick too while I'm at it?"
"Well if you're offering," Eric smirked lasciviously.
Alissa raised an eyebrow. "I only offered because I knew it would be small enough to fit."
Eric's jaw clenched. "That's not what you were saying last night."
Alissa's other eyebrow raised up. "You do realize acting is a thing, right?"
A vein literally popped in Eric's forehead, which brought Alissa immense pleasure. Checkmate. Alissa - 1. Eric - 0.
Alissa could tell Eric was about to do something drastic. No man with anger levels that high and impulse controls so low would remain calm in that situation. So, Alissa decided to use some preventive tactics. Namely, she kicked him in the balls and ran.
Alissa could feel her heart beating in her chest as she heard Eric's howls of pain in the background (yet another great source of pleasure for her. She was on a roll today!) She knew it was only a matter of time before he caught up to her and then he would be ROYALLY pissed.
Thankfully, Alissa was blessed with something Eric was not - an insider's knowledge of the Candor building. So, while Eric was clutching his boyhood (manhood, Alissa decided, was an inapt term for such a child), she snuck off down a secret underground passageway.
Technically, a secret passageway seemed very un-Candor like, but the faction often used it as a litmus test to see who was curious to discover the truth. The passageway was gladly revealed to anyone who asked, but very few asked, and thus, it was de facto a secret.
Once she was inside the passageway, Alissa leant up against the concrete wall and took some deep breaths. She was safe. For now.
#candor#dauntless#divergent#eric coulter#oc#humor#romance#enemies to lovers#smut#language#peter hayes
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━━━━ 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐢𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬 ♡ ༉‧₊˚.
( 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴/𝚁𝙴𝙱𝙻𝙾𝙶 𝙸𝙵 𝚂𝙰𝚅𝙴𝙳! )
credit to teamjiara on instagram for the pictures !!
#she’s SO precious omg#like bitch i be simping for her 24/7#girls with psd#icons with polarr#icons with psd#outer banks#outer banks cast#outerbanks icons#obxstuff#obx icons#obx kiara#kiara carrera#kiara carrera icons#kiara icons#kie icons#madison bailey#madison bailey icons#madison bailey owns me
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Synopsis: Sakusa was the type to always get things done on his own, but now that he's forced to juggle between his successful pro-volleyball career and being a single dad, what happens when he enrolls his daughter in a new preschool and meets his daughter's new teacher? Will their relationship remain professional or will it evolve into something more?
¤ warnings: timeskip characters, possible angst (let's be real I always turn things angsty), manga spoilers, fluff, cheating, I'll add more as we go.
¤ disclaimer: i don't own any of the hq characters, the pictures i use are just for reference so you can see what I'm imagining, yn looks how you want her to look.
¤ taglist is closed.
¤ starting: January 3, 2022
¤ updates: Sundays ~ 6pm MST
[COMPLETED]
Characters: Intro 1 | Intro 2
• Chapter 1: First Day
• Chapter 2: 2 Birds 1 Stone
• Chapter 3: Well That's Tough
• Chapter 4: Calling It Right Now
• Chapter 5: Should I Stop Them?
• Chapter 6: Inch Resting ✏️
• Chapter 7: I'm Really Desperate ✏️
• Chapter 8: Really Domestic
• Chapter 9: SAKUSA KIYOOMI
• Chapter 10: That Was Attractive ✏️
• Chapter 11: Did What I Had To Do
• Chapter 12: PICK UP YOUR PHONE
• Chapter 13: ☺🥰💘
• Chapter 14: What Historical Night?
• Chapter 15: Simple And Nice
• Chapter 16: Idiots On The TL
• Chapter 17: A Smooth Talker
• Chapter 18: Goosebumps
• Chapter 19: Like Him Like Him ✏️
• Chapter 20: Going Through A Phase ✏️
• Chapter 21: I Can See Your Posts ✏️
• Chapter 22: Oh That's Rich
• Chapter 23: That's The Plan
• Chapter 24: Oh 👀 (x2)
• Chapter 25: Keyword: yet
• Chapter 26: 10 minutes. ✏️
• Chapter 27: No 3 For 1 Special ✏️
• Chapter 28: I Got $5
• Chapter 29: Forget Dating
• Chapter 30: My Second Favorite 🥰
• Chapter 31: Sound Like A Threat
• Chapter 32: A Hundred Percent Chance
• Chapter 33: SCANDALOUS
• Chapter 34: Only One Bite? ✏️
• Chapter 35: Family Get Together
• Chapter 36: Soon
• Chapter 37: Tear That Bitch Apart
• Chapter 38: KENMA NO
• Chapter 39: Effective Immediately ✏️
• Chapter 40: Be Transparent
• Chapter 41: Spilled The Tea
• Chapter 42: Kind Of Hot
• Chapter 43: Who Else If Not Tetsu
• Chapter 44: Get Out Of Town
• Chapter 45: Where's The Nearest Toy Store? ✏️
• Chapter 46: Need A Minute
• Chapter 47: 🎶 Sugar rush-ush 🎶
• Chapter 48: Read That Right
• Chapter 49: Know That Look ✏️
• Chapter 50: I 🩷 You ✏️
• Chapter 51: waiting...
• Chapter 52: A Little Dense
• Chapter 53: I Got A List Of Names
• Chapter 54: Almost Kidnapped
• Chapter 55: What He Said Fuck Me For?
• Chapter 56: Separated At Birth
• Chapter 57: KOZUME KENMA
• Chapter 58: Cute And Wholesome
• Chapter 59: Can't Tell Her No
• Chapter 60: A SIMP
• Chapter 61: Update: Coach Found Out
• Chapter 62: Karma Is A Queen
• Chapter 63: Not The Time
• Chapter 64: Do It Again! ✏️
• Chapter 65: Something I Need To Tell You ✏️
• Chapter 66: JUICY DETAILS
• Chapter 67: Through All The Craziness ✏️
• Chapter 68: Send It!
• Chapter 69: I Can Sense It
• Chapter 70: Need Any Convincing?
• Chapter 71: That's Something...
• Chapter 72: Couple of Idiots (lovingly)
• Chapter 73: Some Time Alone
• Chapter 74: My man, my man, my man 😘
• Chapter 75: Getting Deja Vu...
• Chapter 76: Is That Shrek?!
• Chapter 77: For The Record ✏️
• Chapter 78: SURPRISE! ✏️
• Chapter 79: 🩷+❤️=👩❤️💋👨
• Chapter 80: Never Felt More Betrayed
• Final: Epilogue
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What could go wrong? | NCT SMAU
nct¡fratboys x female¡reader
summary: when the boys from the nct fraternity make a bet on who can make you fall for them first, as your known to be the hardest girl to date on campus. What will happen when one of them starts catching feelings for you, but you already like someone else?
warnings: nct being fratboys, cursing, me trying to be funny, the boys can be a little dumb dumb, the reader has a weak heart (not literally), I have no clue of how fraternities work so if something is wrong I apologize, shotaro is confused 24/7, haechan is annoying in this, a lot of nicknames used, parties, alcohol, smoking, fights between friends, and probably more
status: ongoing (I don't post regularly sorry)
❥ taglist: @i2gyus @grassbutneo @bbymin23 @leagreenly @kpopwhore123 @le-chenle @flowerbin131 @tentereten @itsyaapollochild @n0whereg1rl @catscoffeeandkpop @sunshinelixie-lee @eboyjuni @neo-teenkidz @samsemsame @kimjngws @hibuki-chan @valentineyun0 @lilacdreams-00 @youngestdelacour @moon-mumu-moon @pinkynana @jaehyunieloml @poemzcheng @beomslonghair @luxebeautystyle @scoups-of-sugar @ferchwe @starcherrymin @dziewoja07 @resceluwu @mini45000 @fallinghardforyoumylove @holdinbacksecrets @jinsoul-gf @jonggdae @yagetintoit @loudtoadspyuniversity @hellok1ttycake @000rpheus @ruinmeliuyangyang @ghostfacefricker6969 @jayeonnature @taestrwbrry @kiyokoism @hyucupid @woni-e @jenos-dreamie @spiderrenjunfics @anya-writes-stuff @apolloxxivmin @purenjuniverse
if you want to be added to the tag list just tell me ;)
profiles 1 | profiles 2 | profiles 3 | profiles 4
→ Chapter one - Play with their hearts
→ Chapter two - You? Interested in me?
→ Chapter three - That's hot
→ Chapter four - Jisung SIMP
→ Chapter five - Mark's date
→ Chapter six - I won't fall for it
→ Chapter seven - Bye
→ Chapter eight - Best boys
→ Chapter nine - You did what?!
→ Chapter ten - Jealous
→ Chapter eleven - Ten's antis
→ Chapter twelve - Not okay
→ Chapter thirteen - Tell her
→ Chapter fourteen - Don't come
→ Chapter fifteen - Dramatic
→ Chapter sixteen - Norenmin
→ Chapter seventeen - I'll be fine
→ Chapter eighteen - Thank you
→ Chapter nineteen - I couldn't
→ Chapter twenty - Fix Things
→ Chapter twenty one - He changed
→ Chapter twenty two - Jeno no.
→ Chapter twenty three - Selfish bitch
→ Chapter twenty four - Chenji activate
→ Chapter twenty five - Never trust Chenle
→ Chapter twenty six - Jaehyun's help
→ Chapter twenty seven - Who's to blame?
→ Chapter twenty eight - Patience is key
→ Chapter twenty nine - I'm innocent sir
→ Chapter thirty - You knew?!
#female reader#social media au#nct fluff#nct#nct imagines#nct smau#jaehyun#johnny nct#taeyong#moon taeil#lucas#xiao dejun#nct hendery#yangyang#lee jeno#jaemin#haechan#renjun#yuta nakamoto#shotaro#sungchan#doyoung#kun nct#ten nct#winwin#frat party#frat boys#kim jungwoo#chenle#jisung
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Sleep Headcanons
Arcane simps lets gooooo
Sevika
-she doesn't get a lot of sleep (fucking thanks a lot Silco)
-when she does she make sure you're tucked close to her.
-hates sleeping on her mechanic arm because it makes a loud whirring noise
-likes slinging one arm over you, or having contact with you in some way
-please play with her hair, she got it pulled back 24/7 I know she got a headache from it
-talks in her sleep'
-snores
Silco
-bad bitches have sleep apnea
-rarely sleeps, because bad bitches also handle business
-can't seem to get comfortable when he sleeps so he's always tossing and turning.
-expect to wake up with him draped over the side of the bed somehow.
-will never admit that he sleeps like a fucking psycho and wears socks to bed
-has a skincare routine before he sleeps (I don't make the rules)
-quite literally "one eye open when I'm sleeping"
-has night terrors and won't tell you about it. Kinda hurts but you respect that you aren't on that level with him yet
Mel
-sleeps like a fucking vampire
-cannot sleep without drinking milk first
...weirdo shit
-either sleeps with the lights on or something playing
-goes to bed early like the bad bitch she is. Beauty sleep is essential
-sleeps naked
-fetal position
-for the love of gods don't wake her up unless you have a death wish
-also talks in her sleep
Vi
-big cuddler
-will probably roll over on top of you
-HEAVY sleeper
-will get upset about the blanket ratio
"you have more blanket than me! Look!"
-prefers to be the big spoon
-kisses your nose if you fall asleep first
-always has the ac blasting and it never bothers her but you're over there looking like frosty the god damn snowman
-yawns really loud for emphasis of how tired she is
Viktor
-AS STATED BEFORE...BAD! BITCHES! HANDLE! BUSINESS!
therefore he doesn't sleep much
-will make you drag him to bed
-puts up a fuss about nir needing sleep and something about 'science never sleeping'
-passes out as soon as he hits the pillow
-I feel like he wears a bonnet lmao I can't get that out my head
-also has a skincare routine. he doesn't do it often but when he does its serious business
I'm talking serums and oils and 4 different cleaners with 2 separate exfoliants
-always says "sweet dreams my love" and kisses your cheek
Vander
-SOUNDS LIKE A DAMN VOLCANO WHEN HE SNORES
-BOMBS IT SOUNDS LIKE BOMBS
-and then there's a long silence and you have to play the
"is he dead right now" game before he snores again
-loves to have you fall asleep on his chest
-can sleep without blankets, they always end up on the floor anyway since he kicks them off so much
-holds your hand when you fall asleep
-surprisingly light sleeper, he usually scared himself away with that fucking ANIMAL snoring
Jinx
-has nightmares
-doesn't like sleeping sometimes so she'll just stay awake for days
-"jinx please go to bed"
"nah
-when you can get her to lay down she clings to you
-loves being little spoon
-lots and lots and lots of pilloes and blankets
-talks a LOT in her sleep
"take the piza out the dishwasher "
"huh?...oh shes sleep"
Ekko
-can sleep almost anywhere
-sleeps on his stomach and gets mad when his chest hurts the next day from being compressed on it
-durag...need I say more? matching bonnets anyone?
-also snores but its very rare
-drools but won't admit it
"Okay then what is this? this big ass wet stop where your FACE is"
"I don't know what you're talking about. maybe it rained?"
"over your face? inside the room?
"yes"
-makes sure you have water by your side of the bed in case you get thirsty at 3 am.
#ekko#silco#jinx#mel medarda#sevika#vander#viktor#headcannons#sleep#cute#semisad?#comfort characters#arcane
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