#my bf is taking care of it i love gardening but i have a fucking black thumb

[transgenderastarion]

My weed plant is growing really well :)

#my bf is taking care of it i love gardening but i have a fucking black thumb #thankfully he has a neon green thumb by god #nyway for those bud smokers i think the strain is blue magoo but its not for sure bc we pulled #seeds out of ounces and planted them and then only one of them bloomed #well all 3 of them bloomed actually bc my bf is a wizard but we only have #enough room for one

[star-suh]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!

Wong Yukhei x Male Reader

cw: established relationship, possessive bf lucas, use of nicknames, breeding kink, spit play, belly bulge, cum play ass to mouth lol, degrading, lucas likes reader's moans, reader kinda power bottom, food play, rough sex, fluff at the end and some aftercare.

an: for my bestie @revluvzen hope you like it <3 

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today it's y/n and lucas' 1st anniversary of being in a relationship, y/n still remembers that day vividly, how lucas appeared in his house's front garden with balloons, chocolates and a big poster that said "y/n would you be my boyfriend? yes or yes" it was definitely the best day of his life. y/n was in the kitchen watching a tutorial on how to make a cake and everything looked good so far, it was time to put the icing and put the cake in the refrigerator. the door opens, it was lucas, he came back from his part time work. "hello love of my life, are you at home?", "yes, i'm in the kitchen" y/n replied, "oh! hey what are you doing bub?", "i'm doing a cake love like the ones you like" says y/n, "hmm is that so? so it must have a lot of milk right" said lucas smirking and hugging y/n. "yes with lots of milk" y/n replied and they started kissing that escalated quickly into a rough make out with lucas discarding y/n's clothes. "should i taste how's the icing of the cake?" lucas hummed while coating y/n's nipples with the icing and started sucking on them making y/n moan.

y/n bit his fingers to avoid the moans, "uh uh love, let me hear your pretty moans" say lucas, "but lucas you know the walls on this apartments are like crackers, the neighbors might hear us"... lucas finished licking clean y/n's nipples "i don't care, let everyone hear how good i make you feel… let everyone knows who you belong to when they hear your pretty mouth saying my name" replied lucas licking y/n's ear "let's go to bed and make this anniversary night an unforgettable one"...

moans, whimpers, the sound of wet skin against each other can be heard, "fuck yeah ride it harder, like the slut you are" y/n complied and started riding harder, his hole swallowing every inch of lucas' cock, "like this?" said y/n squeezing lucas' cheeks "you act though and that bullshit because you have a big fat cock but deep down i know you just want to be used like the dirty manwhore you are, am i wrong lucas?" he then spits into lucas' mouth "you know me so damn well y/n that's why i love you" said lucas who then proceeds to have a rough make out with y/n "c'mon big boy… fuck me like there's no tomorrow" y/n demanded to lucas"as you wish horny whore"...

tears streaming down y/n's cheeks with his eyes rolled back, lucas has been fucking him for a long time now, his ass is red for all the spankings y/n has received "fuckkk you really know how to take all my cock huh? you take it like a champ" say lucas who lifted y/n and started gropping his pecs and pinching his nipples "let me hear those sinful moans y/n let everyone know that you are a dirty slut who loves to get fucked dumb and getting your hungry hole creampied", lucas' started thrusting faster and faster while jerking y/n's cock, "who do you belong to y/n? tell me", "i~ i belong to l-lucas~" say y/n " i lo-love his big fat cock…. punishing my slutty… hole for being so… so hungry for c-cock", "yes because that's what you are, a simple hole to be used and filled with cum" say lucas with hard and deep thrusts on every word, that are forming bulges on y/n's lower tummy. "get ready to be filled manwhore", "yes, give me your hot thick cum lucas, i want it all" says y/n excited clenching his hole as hard as he can to no let lucas' cock go until he has dumped all his load inside it "goddamn, here…. take… it~" lucas dumped his load inside y/n while gripping hard his cock making him cum too. lucas kept thrusting for a second to ride his high… "now we can't waste a week's worth of cum, right baby?" say lucas while burying his face on y/n's ass to suck all his cum out of there and then sharing it with him in a passionate kiss, then scooping y/n's cum with his hand and adding it to the mix of cum and saliva "i think i love this icing more than the one you made for the cake" says lucas, "haha you stupid" replied y/n laughing, kissing and hugging lucas. "let's go wash our asses and then we can eat that delicious cake while watching some movies?, what do you think baby?" asked lucas, "i think it's perfect as long as i'm with you love" y/n answered "god you're so fucking perfect i love you from here to the stars y/n, my precious boy" lucas told him while kissing the tip of his nose, then his forehead and then hugging him… "i love you too to the stars lucas" y/n said while lucas carried him to the bathroom...

#lucas x male reader #lucas wong x male reader #wong yukhei x male reader #wong yukhei #lucas wong #male reader #smut #lucas wong smut #kpop x male reader smut #kpop x male reader #wong yukhei smut

[99problemsandallofthemarefandoms]

Puppyshipping ramblings

I like to imagine that Kaiba's need to slap his name on everything would translate to a relationship. Not outwardly possessive (cause like who could he lose to when he is rich, hot and a genius) but instead unconsciously protective.

So he would just end up dressing Joey in Kaiba corp t-shirts or he would buy "himself" hoodies and Joey would appropriate them. I love when one person is a clothes thief. I just imagine Joey grabbing something from a drawer and throwing it on not caring as long as it fits. Kaiba can do nothing to stop him nor would he want to. (He will not admit how cute Joey looks)

Matching accessories when they go out and dress fancy cause Joey insists on going with Kaiba to some of his fancy business parties (a. just cause he is spoiled for attention b. the food is really good) which surprisingly the snooty business people find Joey amusing. Partially cause he has bard level charisma and he cleans up well while trying his best so Kaiba will bring him to more.

Instead of a necklace I think it would be cute if he got Joey a keychain that matched his and Mokuba's. He never says anything about the significance but Joey thinks its so cute and sweet then spends the rest of the week showing it off.

I love possessiveness but honestly Kaiba is too confident for that. Joey could be but I think his whole emotional development from the early chapters would have him put a big deal of trust in Kaiba to not worry about the masses throwing themselves at Kaiba. Plus with Kaiba's attitude to people he is not interested in is a big confidence boost when he can easily get the oh so important business man's attention without having to schedule a meeting. (Ok Joey can just walk in but since he had been granted VIP privileges at KC after an incident with some rookie guards he tends to schedule ahead just cause he is a good BF.)

Secretary has Joey on speed dial for Kaiba's bad days when he gets in the mood to start firing people. Kaiba wouldn't really cause that's a loss in man power and it takes too much time to vet employees but those bad days make the other workers stressed.

(I still can not find the damned fic that put this idea in my head) Kaiba starts collecting Red-eyes merch to match the Blue-eyes merch. Its starting to bug him not all of the statuettes have a matching counter part. (Joey finds this super fucking sweet. Since there is not enough Red-eyes merch he arranged the few Kaiba did find to have at lest 3 Blue-eyes around each one. Joey finds it hilarious that Red-eyes has a haram. Kaiba refuses to comment the new arrangement.)

I stan Joey being able to cook. Nothing too fancy but its good. I imagine its from having to take care of himself and working odd jobs some of which landed him in a kitchen or two. Also from these jobs he has a random amalgamation of knowledge. Nothing like any fancy computer stuff but he knows how to take care of a garden, could build you porch and the like.

#puppyshipping #violetshipping #joukai #kaijou

[izzyspussy]

rewriting this post that was originally some asks, so that it's in order and easier to read!

when richie and eddie buy a house together and then eddie starts fixing up a vintage car in the garage, all the car dudes in the neighborhood flock to him and try to make friends with them. at first he tolerates them out of a sense of manners and not wanting to make the neighbors hate them before richie has a chance to make his own friends, but eventually they grow on him.

he's still standoffish and gruff and it's weird between them because they're all the Typical car dude and eddie's… not. his favorite color is pink and he listens exclusively to 90s girl rock and he's into clean eating etc. but he's the Supreme when it comes to cars, and he's tough and funny and matter of fact, so they all have to admire and like him anyway.

meanwhile, all of their wives are hanging out with richie inside and having similar Gender Clash because they have in common that they do not know or care anything about cars or, like, manual labor of ANY kind. but again they are all Typical suburban wives whereas richie is scruffy and dresses like a dyke and drinks whiskey and makes dick jokes. but he's also sweet and romantic and loves kids and animals (and has very good looking arms), so again they all admire and like him & have this strange genuine friendship.

@thecrimsondandelion said:

okay so sorry i didn’t realise more was coming and i answered the first one!! sorry about that, some of it might be repeated. but yes! i love this like the car dudes would think that Richie is the car fanatic. bc Eddie dresses in higher-end fashion, keeps his nails immaculate, they’ve heard him blast “Because We Want To” by Billie Piper from the garden when he’s going for a swim. they see Eddie during his run and he’s wearing almost too short shorts and a Spice Girls t-shirt and like yeah, the guys come up to Richie at first like “what make is she” again i know nothing about cars and Richie’s like “huh? idk red, old, the roof comes down too which is neato-burrito, but you’ll have to ask my Eddie if you want the details.” Eddie’s extremely guarded, and he actually takes great pleasure when the guys notice the scar on his cheek and look a little shocked by it. and he thinks about saying it was an accident while working on a car, “oh, i was stabbed. but you should see the other guy.” and gives them a sly smile. and they have no idea whether or not to take that seriously, he and Richie seem to have a wacky sense of humour Eddie will hear them driving, and then later on pull them aside and say something sounded off. It’s hard not to be super fucking impressed by him Eddie isn’t mean, he has a wall up, and acts a little more stoic in front of those guys. so it’s surprising to them when Richie comes out and kisses him on his scarred cheek or temple and Eddie lights up, looking all sweet and soft on Richie. the way he grins and spews out a string of insults when Richie slaps his ass, like he’s so incredibly fond. tells his bf so sincerely and fiercely that he loves him they’ll come over at like 2pm drinking beer, and Eddie’s 1. judging them for drinking Bud Light and 2. judging them over his protein shake about drinking at 2pm like, maybe they see Eddie fracture/break his wrist while working on the car, and they’re panicking. but fuck, Eddie’s broken his arm, been stabbed in the face, skewered by an alien claw. this is fucking nothing. The guys are fucking losing it, and Eddie’s sighing, wincing a little, and calming shouting on Richie to drive him to the ER, but at least Richie panics a little they have a newfound respect for him after that ———— the more i think about it the more i love the thought of Richie hanging out with the neighbourhood wives. He’s crude, big, loud. they shouldn’t like him, he’s definitely not what they’re used to in their little circle but Richie gives them celebrity gossip, they watch Greys Anatomy together when the guys are doing Car Shit. He brings back autographs from their kids favourite celebrities if he meets them and omg, when they find out one of his best friends is Thee Beverly Marsh, designer extraordinaire, they lose it (and also wonder why she ever lets Richie walk around looking like a Muppet) they’d honestly not know who to think is more handsome. Eddie has a very lean and built body, he dresses so well, polite and kind to them. but then Richie is big dad bod, huge arms, charming. and they’re both so sweet and loving to each other, even when they bicker they’ll peek into their garden and see the two of them cramped together in a hammock napping, or trying to push the other out. or see Richie come home from a tour with a huge bouquet of flowers, beaming grin plastered on his face like he’s never been happier in his entire life honestly, it’s Richie that the car guys end up not quite getting, they used to get him when he told his Shitty Unoriginal Jokes before his public breakdown/coming out. He’ll rush into the garage and rattle off some impressions, make an incredibly crude dick/sex joke (which they just struggle to get used to) they call Richie ‘a little weird’ and Eddie fucking glares at them, and if looks could kill they’d be done for. Yet Eddie will call Richie a gangly asshole, muppet looking mother fucker (‘oh you best believe i’m a mother fucker, Spaghetti’) but Richie loves making the car dudes feel a little weirded out by him

back to me again:

okay several more headcanons came to me while reading this god bless

1. richie only ever calls eddie “eddie my love” to other people. this started in childhood, with his own parents, because of the song. it’s was genuinely just an in joke with his parents while talking about his friends. and he might have brought the joke into the group too, but before he got around to it he Realized and he would get way too anxious that eddie would Know. he slips up with bill without noticing until later. at the time bill notices and doesn’t Assume Things because he just kind of figures whatever that’s about he probably just doesn’t get it. richie slips up with stan, who knows the song, so that’s fine. ofc later stan notices that richie never says it in front of eddie and realizes that it’s not as much of a joke reference as richie might have them believe. by the time ben and bev and mike come around it’s habit to say eddie my love casually when Eddie’s not around. for the longest time, eddie has no idea that richie calls him that. it’s not a momentous reveal, no confession, and eddie just thinks “that’s so romantic I hate/love it and I want it to stay”. so it’s like this unspoken thing that eddie just kind of has the privilege to know that any time richie has to represent him to someone else he has to include that he’s loved as being as important and as much a part of who he is as his name.

the car dudes and their wives know eddie, through richie, as “eddie my love” because richie casually and naturally refers to him that way so often.

2a. the car dudes and the wives both do that gendered-group thing where they complain about the ‘other’ gender, and in this case ofc the spouses. the wives, as can often happen with straight women and gay men, forget that richie is not One Of Them. so they’ll start in on like, smh husbands don’t know how to clean. and they’ll look to richie to be like so true my husband also doesn’t know how to clean. but he has to beak it to them gently that eddie does know how to clean and he doesn’t do any of that. and the wives are like oh my god… richie is a husband…

2b. richie is not always a husband though, sometimes he is a wife. he converses like a wife, when permitted. he has whisky or beer instead of wine, and he manspreads, and swears a little more than these good Christian ladies are used to, but otherwise it’s the same. the quibbling, the tangents, the nonsensical idioms, the folk traditions removed from all context, live laugh love.

there eventually is at least one bisexual car dude and one bisexual wife, who both after a few rounds of “smh husbands/wives [x]” and richie/eddie seemingly not having that problem, say “gosh i wish i could be gay and not have problems”.

and when eddie hears this from bisexual car dude his reaction is basically “lmao you’re stupid and also maybe bisexual. look into it.”

but when richie hears this from bisexual wife he girl friend talks her. “I totally understand, no stacey that does make sense, ofc you’re totally right but You Know Men and their little baby man feelings” etc and is giving her that bullshit dinner-at-olive-garden version of relationship advice along with the other wives.

HOWEVER eddie happens to be inside getting himself another canned strawberry margarita at this moment and HE says “honey no if your husband is making you feel like you need to become a lesbian you tell him. you TELL him that if he doesn’t shape up you’re gonna become a fucking lesbian. which one is he. I’ll tell him myself.”

because Eddie’s gender is in fact not ever husband OR wife. Eddie’s gender is bitch.

3. eddie likes to leverage his Supremacy and lord or over the other car dudes. he has the coolest car, he has the best tools, he has the sharpest skills, he has this dope ass garage, and if you wanna bask in this glory you better kiss my fender baby.

so the car dude with the least amount of situational awareness and/or self preservation instincts says something unflattering about richie. he doesn’t necessarily mean it as an insult per se. it’s like when a person tries to jokingly bust your balls but you don’t actually know them well enough yet, with a side helping of this guy is not planning to ever know richie that well. he just thinks he can do that because eddie does that. but eddie does the banter thing with richie, never behind his back. so honestly it’s like a double miss, because oblivious car dude has overstepped a boundary and attempted to presumptively include eddie in behavior that eddie doesn’t approve of.

so, you know, say it’s something like “wow that guy is pretty weird huh”

and Eddie’s like “your fucking attitude in my fucking garage is pretty weird, jeffrey”

and so jeff (as eddie knows perfectly well he prefers to be called) has to say whatever car dude speak is for “I’m sorry your majesty please don’t banish me”

4. Eddie’s face literally every time richie shows himself in the garage even if it’s just for ten seconds: don’t u wish ur girlfriend was hot like mine

5. richie is very nervous around the car dudes actually, big gay fear, until eddie has wife talk with him about them. “smh tom doesn’t even know how to drive clutch”/“…and then greg told tonya’s mother, he said to her-” etc. at which point they simply become boy wives.

several of the other losers are also nervous about the car dudes, and are a little thrown that richie seems as comfortable with them as with women. they’re like so… the car dudes… and he’s like oh, those are just Eddie’s girl friends :)

6. richie bawls his fucking eyes out at romantic tragedies. one time the wives make the mistake of putting on like titanic or whatever toward the end of the play date. it gets dark before the movie is finished but none of them notice and don’t turn the lights on.

eventually the car dudes are like hmm it’s about dinner time we should go home probably. and they come in to the house only to be caught in the eerie stare of several pillow clutching mascara teared raccoons crying together in the dark.

the two groups stare at each other for a moment and then eddie says “so I was thinking of modding-” and the dudes just turn around and go right back into the garage

(this is one of the only times that eddie feels like A Man, in alignment with how these men in particular are men, because clearly this is some kind of Women’s Ritual that he will never understand)

#jack facts #jack chats #it #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #reddie #hc

[broken-glass-puppet]

King boo x male reader headcannonz?

Two things: fuck yeah

So I think how you two meet, you were in his castle and obviously we know how is his castle, big, black Stone, spooky, dark, cold and you were lost so he thought "why I don't keep this human?" And he did

Of course not in a yandere way but this man is a yandere and no one can prove me wrong

He showers you in affection and presents but these match perfectly with his aesthetic

Flowers, this man loves gardening and giving you flowers, you need a different room to keep each flower

And talking about flowers, there's a lenguaje of flowers, each one means something and he knows perfectly that

He likes sweets, LOOOVEEES sweets, he's not the type to make sweets but he surely bakes cheese cakes and pies

He also loves tea, don't ask me why

Why do I see him having a British accent? Anyways

He also gives you a lot of shiney things, not necessarily to wear, he likes to take crystals and give them to you

OMG THE DRESSES AND SUITS HE GIVED YOU, they are so pretty, each one with a different color and meaning, one can be black and white with little ghosts like a patron, and the suit's are also very nice, think about a 1880's style

He's super loyal with you

Omg it's like a old romantic movie

He also sings and knows how to play a piano, that's is because he wants you to see him in a good way, proving he can be soft

He thought you were scared of him, my poor baby needs praise and affection

HE ADORES HALLOWEEN, he will prepare a party for everyone in the kingdoms and when they saw you, omg you are so handsome and beautiful

Pet names and I don't need to explain

"my love" "dear" "sweetheart" "baby boy" "honey" he's super caring for you

Soft Dom bf energy

Okay this man also loves to read but you know what he loves to read? ROMANCE BOOKS

Oh you were surprised and confused

And he was embarrassed

So you both don't talk about it so much

Also, dinners, let's say he gets flirty, I mean, very flirty

"although I'm having a feast in front of me, i wouldn't mind having a taste of you, my dear~"

And you are like "really, in front of my salad?"

But he also gets super flustered if you flirt back

Cuddles cuddles cuddles especially when he's reading

Hes scared of thunder storms so prepare to comfort him

#gay #nonbinary #trans #viral #we love him #male reader #funny but not funny haha #king boo #king boo super Mario bros #king boo x reader #king boo x male reader #male y/n #male reader x super Mario bros #viral your ass #omg i really like syrup #spooky month #halloween #nintendo #super mario bros movie #super mario

[wh0lemilk0vich]

back on my stevie bullshit and thinking about her as a housewife. maybe a few years down the line once the diner has shut down, she and eddie agree that eddie’s making enough at his cushy music production for her to take a few years off and focus on developing her passions, like cooking and gardening. in the few months that she’s been a housewife a lot has changed. first of all, their tract house looks better than ever especially since stevie has a keen eye for interior design. she’s happier, and eddie would describe her energy as glowing as she massages his shoulders after a long day. but eddie’s favorite development is the clothing she chooses to flounce around in when it’s just her in the house. she’s usually dressed with her makeup on by the time he gets home, but there have been a few days when he’s forgotten his lunch and found her in the cutest little silk pajama sets and comfy bras and underwear. he’s of course seen all of these, but he hadn’t seen stevie in action, watching her favorite nightie slip up over her luscious thighs as she unloads their laundry, or the way her boobs rest on her doughy tummy as she lounges and reads a book. stevie loves to dress up and look her best, so when eddie gets glimpses of her relaxing without caring so much about how she looks is the sexiest thing in the world to him. he starts making excuses for the two to stay in on weekends just so he can watch her bake him cookies with nothing but one of his undershirts and an apron on. the sex on the days where this is planned are slow and delicate as eddie rocks into her on their dining room table, and on the days where eddie forgets something, it’s more feral with eddie fucking her thighs and plugging her up until he gets home to do it himself. stevie’s soft jawline is almost always adorned with at least one mark from eddie, which is in his words to prove that she’s well taken care of. i know this one is similar to other imagines i’ve had, but i can’t help myself! i also have a couple of angsts ideas around make up sex (around trivial fights) and the like, so let me know if those are uncomfy for you! -🫑

I love this, little 50's housewife and barefoot and plump taking care of things and looking pretty. I always love getting to wear your bf's clothes as a trope. She's had to crop a couple that got annoyingly tight around her belly and they give a lot of underboob, but that's cute too, in those and a pair of hip-hugging cheekies. Eddie not being able to help himself and grinding up against her ass while she's being domestic, reaching under her shirt to play with her tits. Eddie tasting her key lime pie and decides he needs to fuck her on the kitchen table right then and there. Stevie being an angel in the streets and a freak in the sheets to Eddie's delight and getting to practice his shibari with her. Edging her while she's bound and caressing her while getting into some teasing play, telling her how she looks like a trussed piggy.

Also I'm totally good with angst so feel free to send me some of that too 😈

#misha speaks #🫑 anon #chubby!transfem!steve harrington #chaser eddie munson #chubby kink #steddie

[besidesitstoowarm]

"The Voyage of the Damned" thoughts

put this off forever bc i didn't want to see it. in the end it was fine even if i keep mixing the title up with "planet of the dead"

ten slaying in his tux-with-converse look that had the 2007 girlies in a chokehold. troy bolton wears the same thing in high school musical 3 btw. if you even care. he gets interested in the angel statues that to me look like craghas "crabfeeder" drahar from hit hbo drama "house of the dragon". do you think the doctor would support the greens or the blacks

we meet max capricorn who is the most "john waters from wish" looking person i've ever seen. and max capricorn as a name sounds like a discount drag name. i like that everyone is wearing 10s-20s era clothing, the mix of titanic-era set dressing with typical sci-fi machinery actually blends really nicely. the two "low class" contest winners are in cowboy clothing which i also like since a lot of the nouveau riche around the turn of the century were oil millionaires from out west (in america anyway). they seem extremely nice and i would love to hang out at a buffet with them

the doctor flirts with kylie minogue, who actually does a really good job in the role, she's very wide-eyed and charming and the character felt fully realized. doctor who is really good at one-offs. he offers a "brand new sky" and she takes it and off to london where we meet WILFRED MOTT, MY GRANDDAD!!!! i completely forgot he was in this one. i screamed "GRANDDAD" when he appeared and scared my bf

the captain is on a suicide mission and apologizes to alonso. i have never seen alonso's actor in anything but he looks so familiar. the actor is gay btw. i loved the captain's "they promised me old men" speech, he's dying and needed the bribe money to take care of his family once he's gone but he was trying to limit the collateral damage to his crew ASTEROID ATTACK

we learn that the doctor is 903 years old. i think this is the first time his age is stated? nine had the whole "900 years of time and space" but i'd assumed he was just rounding. does he celebrate his birthday? i love the idea that he has no idea how old he is and is just guessing. the second doctor was canonically ~450. anyway they're trying to navigate the ship and the cowboy couple try to repair a broken angel bc they were like mechanics back home. i think it's interesting that in sci-fi, robots are stuff for poor people

cyborgs were recently granted rights and "can even get married" which is nice for them. the doctor says "you should see me in the morning" and astrid says "okay" and he looks like he stuck a fork in a socket. they're both sooo down bad this ep. i'd like to have seen her as a companion for a few episodes, adam-style except adam sucked and astrid is cool

max capricorn is a head in a jar. i'm not kidding that this is the exact same twist as the movie "prometheus" did ridley scott steal that from this episode?? it's the same goddamn thing. that movie was awful. i rejoiced when astrid killed him with a forklift, barbara-style (running over bad guys is always barbara-coded for me). the doctor brings the tour guide professor to london cause he's a millionaire on earth and he just like. cries with joy cause he can have a HOUSE with a DOOR and a GARDEN and DISHES and wow he's just like me fr. he refuses to take him with him cause he "travels alone" tenth doctor voice what kind of time lord takes a companion you can't fuck

this episode was in memory of verity lambert who had recently died when it was released. i had no idea who she was last time i saw this episode so i never noticed that. always famous to me verity <3

#DW s4 #The Voyage of the Damned #doctor who #besides its too rewatch #Christmas special

[stayathomesurveys]

067.

Soundtrack to your life / Music shuffle

Name of the movie (name of first song) How Could I Not (Mason Ramsay) Opening credits Someone I Used To Know (Zac Brown Band) Childhood

Your parents finding out that your mom is pregnant Better Man (Little Big Town) Slideshow of her pregnancy Barefootin’ (Scotty McCreery)

Being born Early days / playing with your toys Take Yo Man (City Girls) Making friends in kindergarten Shot For Me (The Kid LAROI) First day of school Finding your best friend If I Know Me (George Strait) Funny birthday party Primadonna (Marina) Middle school Talking to your best friend about boys/girls Where You Been All My Life (Jordan Rager) Kissing your first crush Somebody’s Daughter (Tenille Townes) Saying goodbye because he/she has to move away Lost (Walker McGuire) High School Sneaking out Burnin’ It Down (Jason Aldean) First party Half of Me (Thomas Rhett, Riley Green) Making out with a boy/girl at the party Thinking ‘Bout You (Dustin Lynch, Lauren Alaina) Getting together Astronaut (City and Colour) Fighting with your friends bc you only spend time with your bf/gf The Neon (Baker Grissom) Getting caught while stealing booze Fucked Up, Kinda (Julia Michaels, ROLE MODEL) Fighting with your parents bc you don't care about school any more Smoke Rings In The Dark (Gary Allan) Having sex with your bf/gf Perfect (One Direction) Catching him/her with another girl/boy Lifetime (Justin Bieber) Breaking up Wavvy (Lav) Crying the whole night Southern Girl (Incubus) Your best friend comforting you the next day seaside_demo (SEB)

Shopping with your best friend: outfit for prom Fireflies (Owl City) Graduation ceremony Your Love (ATB, Topic, A7S) First vacation without parents Holy Ground (Taylor Swift) College Moving out Bitch Better Have My Money (Rihanna) Meeting true love Anywhere But Austin (Max Flinn) Slideshow of your college years Texas (George Strait) Being an adult Pursuit of your dream job Anywhere With You (Jake Owen) Buying a small house Love Em All (Quality Control, Layton Greene, Lil Baby, City Girls, PnB Rock) Wedding Boys Ain’t Shit (SAYGRACE, Tate McRae, Audrey Mika) Finding out you/your spouse is pregnant Ride (Lana Del Rey) Having first child Stuck In A Dream (Lil Mosey, Gunna) Death of parent jealousy, jealousy (Olivia Rodrigo) Funeral / flashback I’m Gonna Be Somebody (Travis Tritt) Birth of second child 1985 (Bowling For Soup) Graduation of first child Angel By The Wings (Sia) Second child moving out More Than My Hometown (Morgan Wallen) Midlife crisis / flashbacks Dancing With The Devil (Demi Lovato) Meeting your best friend for first time in 15 years Feel Like Shit (Tate McRae) Getting old Ghost (Au/Ra, Alan Walker, Death Stranding: Timefall( Retiring from work Rose Garden (Lynn Anderson) Having first grandchild Go To Town (Doja Cat) Finding out your spouse is sick Amour Plastique (Videoclub) Death / funeral of spouse Why I Don’t Drink (Chris Bandi) You ending up at the hospital Let You Go (Noah West) Your death Yayo - Lana Del Rey Ending credits You’ll Always Find Your Way Back Home (Hannah Montana) LMAOOOO _______ People's themes

You WOW (DBL) Your mom Far Boy (Leah Marie Mason, Austin Burke)

Your dad Doin’ This (Luke Combs)

Your sibling Plain Jane (A$AP Ferg) Your best friend Comeback Kid (The Band Perry) Your first crush Hurry Home (Jason Michael Carroll) Your first boyfriend Hold Me Tight (The Beatles) Your true love / spouse Famous (Mozzy, iamsu!, Yo Gotti, DeJ Loaf) First child You’re Something Special To Me (George Strait) Second child Something’s Gotta Give (Camila Cabello) First grandchild Guns & Roses (Drew Baldridge) ____________ All time favourite song I Bet You Wanna Know (Priscilla Block)

#survey #this was dumb

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BTS fic recs. part 2 I’m sorry for the long wait, but here’s part 2 of some of my favorite bts fanfics. If you ever wanna talk about one of the fanfics or recommend me one, hit me up! Once again, remember to send some love to these amazing authors. Happy reading!

Part 3 will be uploaded soon, so be sure to follow me for the next recommendations!

⊹ Navi ‣ Part 1 ♡ Part 2 ♡ Part 3 ♡ Part 4 ♡

I’m still sore from last night (fluff, smut) | Single Dad Jungkook AU, 2,3k @solarwonux “For a dad, you’re always horny. I thought having a kid would kill your sexual prowess.”

The art of wanting drabble (fluff) | Dilf!Jk, 1,2k @venusiangguk Gardening and pool day with dilf jk and baby nari

The art of caring (smut, fluff) | Dilf!Jk, 4,7k @venusiangguk Jk picks you up after a fight with your roommates… he and nari are better company anyway!!

The art of craving (smut, fluff) | Dilf!Jk, 6,9k @venusiangguk Jk takes you to a bbq at his friends house. the tri-tip is good but the creampie is even better.

The art of playing (smut, fluff, angst) | Dilf!Jk, 6,3k @venusiangguk Costumes are a must for jk’s work party… they come with the cutest heart-shaped cuffs… now what could they be used for? 🙄

The art of waiting (smut, fluff) | Dilf!Jk, 3,9k @venusiangguk Jks back from his business trip, and he’s wearing new pjs… you must get his face between your legs.

The art of doubting (smut, fluff-ish, angst) | Dilf!Jk, 17k @venusiangguk Seeds of doubt are planted and unfortunately they grow faster than love. things with jk fall apart.

Warm me up (fluff, smut) | Bf!Jk, @pjm-com When temperatures drop below 50 during camping, Jeon Jungkook’s body heat is what’s keeping you a live. But he wants you to do something in return.

Play date (fluff) | Dad!Jungkook, 1,7k @mercurygguk Jungkook finds your jealousy amusing and quite adorable.

In the frosty air (angst, fluff) | Roomate AU, 1,6k @gukyi Two weeks ago you and your roommate slept together. which would be fine, if you knew you both felt the same about each other. but you don’t. And now it’s Christmas, and Jungkook is still gorgeous and gentle and wonderful and here, and and you don’t really know what to do about that.

Chapstick (fluff, smut) | Bf!Jk 5,8k @softyoongiionly Jungkook’s had a really long day and the only that can make it better, is seeing you.

Stay (fluff, smut, angst) | Popstar!Jungkook, 8k @jungkxook Jungkook wasn’t always so madly in love with you but the fact that you’re sleeping with two of his band mates too makes things a tad bit complicated.

Risqué (smut, angst) 1 (on going) | Age gap AU,  9,2k @mercurygguk In which Jungkook realizes you’re not a 15-year-old girl with a silly crush anymore, but rather a seductive, young woman with her eyes set on him. you’re tempting but is it worth the risk for Jungkook?

Tantalizing (smut, angst) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 | College AU, 47k+ @littlemisskookie Back in high school, you were nothing more than a nerd Jungkook wanted to deflower, to get a good fuck from. When he sees you at the club, though, things have changed drastically, and his dominance starts to teeter on the edge.

Stay with me (fluff, angst) | (ex)Bf!Jk, 1,8k @bangtanfanficarchive It wasn’t realistic to try to keep going this new thing that you had over long distance. It wasn’t fair to you and it certainly wasn’t fair to him. There was so much that wasn’t fair about the situation you’d been forced into.

Cherries and vodka (fluff) | Friends to lovers AU, 697 @luvjimins Jungkook’s had his fair share of kisses, but god yours is the best he’s ever fucking had.

Idealizations concerning real life relations (angst!!, smut) | Fuckboy!Jk, 40,9k @venusiangguk Jungkook loves to be loved, but he doesn’t love in return.

The devil’s change up (smut, fluff) | Baseball player Jungkook, 41,3k @jungblue Majoring in athletic training means you have mandatory observation hours to perform with every single sports team at your school throughout the year, and so far it’s been going pretty great. However, when regrets from your past cause your rotation with the baseball team to become a little rocky, there’s one star pitcher who says that he can make it all better.

i hate you, i love you. (smut, angst, fluff) 1, 2, drabbles | Best Friends AU, 19k+ @jungblue You hated him at seven, warmed up to him at twelve, and liked him at fifteen. Now the two of you are twenty years old and inseparable best friends… and you’re absolutely in love with him; he’s in love too—just not with you.

Have A Nice Day (smut) | Doctor!Jk, 2,3k @lookingforluna With your doctor out of town you’re scheduled for a check up with a different doctor. The visit however turns into an unexpected one and you have no problem with that.

The Unsaid Vow (Prologue) (angst) (ongoing) | Yandere Husband Jungkook, 5,4k @chinkbihh You always knew when you weren’t wanted. And the way things are going in your marriage with Jungkook, a divorce is looking more and more likely. While he’s getting closer to a woman at work that you’re certain he’s having an affair with, you’re planning your escape with your four-year-old son. However, five years of marriage did not expose you to a certain side of your husband. A side of Jungkook that only gets triggered when you try to leave and break apart your perfect ‘family’.

Hurts good (angst, smut, fluff) | Idol!Jk, 3,3k @mercurygguk Jungkook stands you up after promising to take you out. You’re pissed at him but he makes up for it in all the right ways.

Forget me not | eoalh drabble (make sure to read all parts of eoalh first!) | Fuckboy!jk, 1,8k @jeonstudios Jeongguk thinks he’s bad at love.

Stoic (smut, angst) | Ceo!Jk, 4,2k @blue-jade You would rather continue listening to his constant lies and fake gestures of love than accept the fact that your husband was cheating on you.

Redemption (smut, angst) | Exes AU, 6,8k @blue-jade It’s been years since you and jungkook got a divorce and separated, and you’re both suffering in your individual ways. jungkook, still dealing with the consequences of his selfish and heartless actions, and you? you must tackle life as a single mother…

AURORA (angst, fluff) | Tae x reader, Jk x reader, 6k+ @krreader Dawn comes after the darkness, and with it the promise that what has been torn by the sea is not lost. - Lisa Wingate

MY FAULT (angst) | Idol!Jk, @krreader He hid you from the world, friends and family for two years, before you finally had enough. 

MY FAULT - THE AFTERMATH (angst, fluff) | Idol!Jk, @krreader You were desperately looking to put an end to yours and jeongguk’s relationship, since your break-up didn’t exactly give you closure. but where there’s an ending, there’s a beginning as well.

I SURRENDER (angst) | Idol!Jk, 2,3k+ @krreader There was no use in fighting for something that someone else was willing to throw away so easily… you had no other choice but to surrender.

Sharp Cookie (angst, smut, fluff) | Ex-boyfriend!Jk, 13,1k+ @minyfic When your ex-boyfriend, aka new boss, asks for a chance, you struggle to believe him when he says that he has changed his womanizing ways.

Fight for you (angst, smut, fluff-ish) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 | Bodyguard!Jk, 70k+ @ahundredtimesover Working at a private security agency has its perks. The downside? Being the personal bodyguard of spoiled, rich heiresses like you. But there are things that Jungkook didn’t expect, like rejecting you, falling for you, and realizing what he’d been missing all along. 

I can’t wait to tell you, I told ya (fluff, angst) | Bff!Jk, 16,2k+ @moon-write Jeon Jungkook is a successful realtor with a big house, nice car, colorful dating life, and a spunky 7-year-old daughter to boot…he’s also your best friend who you used to be in love with. Of course, he was never made aware because you swear it’s all in the past…until it isn’t. But going on a cruise with Jungkook and his daughter whom you adore should be harmless. Absolutely nothing can go wrong…Right?

Bewitch (smut, fluff-ish) | Idol AU, 2,7k+ @minyfic Jungkook misses you, he yearns for your touch, your smile, your body, but the virtual form of your presence would have to tame his impatience.

Run (smut, fluff, angst) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 | Arranged marriage/mafia AU, @neonlights92 Jeon Jungkook hops from bed to bed, sleeping with as many beautiful, rich women as he can possibly find time for.  He’s young and attractive, with a silver tongue that gets him practically anything he wants.  So when his friend and boss, Kim Taehyung, tells him it’s time to settle down, Jungkook takes it pretty badly.  And when he finds out that the woman he’s destined to marry is, in fact, his little sister’s best friend, he is less than impressed.

Bliss (fluff, smut) | Dilf!Jk, 3,7k+ @taegularities  Jungkook really, really wants to show you how deeply in love with you he is.

Endgame (smut) | Gamer/Boyfriend!Jk, 1,8k+ @blue-sidez Cock-warming your gamer bf 

D.va (smut, angst) | Boyfriend!Jk, 2k+ @minstrivia It’s a pretty important day for you but Jungkook doesn’t seem to think so. 

TO ALL THE MEN I’VE FUCKED BEFORE (smut, fluff, angst) | Fake dating AU, 30,7k @hisunshiine When your secret 'sex’ journal entries are somehow texted to the people they were written about, including a couple of coworkers and your best friend, you find your quiet work existence turned upside down. b´Based off of the Netflix film and novel by Jenny Han, but different.

Careful What You Wish For (angst, fluff) | Boyfriend!Jk, 4,5k @kookiesbuckethat After a tiring week of work, the last thing Jungkook wants to hear is you lecturing him about taking care of himself. But what if he could never hear your voice ever again?

Brain Dead (smut) | Dom!Jungkook, 1,3k @bts-bay-bee Bf Jk fucking your brains out

The Morning After (smut, fluff) | NoneIdol!Jk, 1,7k @jungkookiebus You wake up after a long (wink wink) night with your boyfriend Jungkook, and on this particularly lazy morning you take things slow and appreciate one another. 

DAMN THE DELIVERY BOY (smut, angst, fluff) | Expecting Parents AU, 9,6k @deerguk Jeon Jeongguk is a computer science major working as a pizza delivery boy, and you are an uninspired published author who has just started an art degree. When you realise that the delivery boy is your old high school crush, he keeps coming back, but with more to offer than just puff pastry and vegetarian supreme. Though little did he know that he would end up giving you something much more that flips both of your worlds completely upside down in the form of two blue lines and nine months.

GAMOMANIA (fluff, angst) | Childhood friends AU, 6,2k @army-author Your best friend has been proposing to you since preschool. Granted, he didn’t know what marriage meant at age four. But he certainly knows what it means now… 

Confession letter (angst) | Classmate AU, 1,2k @angelguk The one where you wrote jk a confession letter and slipped it into his backpack but he didn’t see it and a month later he’s confused as to why you’re now ignoring him when really you’d absolutely gutted because he rejected you without knowing.

Another Game (smut, fluff) | Bf!Jk, 2,2k @jjungkookislife During a break in his gaming with Taehyung, you join Jungkook on the couch. He offers to let you practice your aim, but an idea sparks in his head that involves the use of his controller for nongaming purposes…

A Simple Game (smut, fluff) | Bf!Jk, 4,3k @jjungkookislife The tables are turned when you are the one gaming and Jungkook just wants a little attention.

- TILL THE END OF TIME (smut, angst) | Boxer!Jk, 1,7k+ @kim-moonjoon What you had with him was wrong, a mistake, something that shouldn’t have happened, you know it. But you can’t help but fall back into his arms when he comes stumbling into your apartment late at night, begging for your comfort and warmth.

Show me where your love lies (smut, fluff angst) | Cheating AU, 4,1k @hollyhomburg Jungkook knows it’s wrong to sneak around with you behind his wife’s back. but with you he feels whole- he feels loved. And maybe you would feel guilty if she didn’t treat Jungkook like absolute shit. 

Are you going to stay? (angst, fluff) | Idol!Jk, 6,4k @hollyhomburg It’s been a year since he last saw you, and every day he misses you more. It was only a matter of time until he turned up at your door asking for another chance.

Neighbour (smut, fluff) | Neighbour!Jk, 4k @imagniation “you think I can afford a plumber?’ your endearing neighbour Jeongguk has magic hands that fix toilets and make you orgasm.

Euphoria (smut, fluff, angst) | Roommate AU, 7,6k @seokstrivia There was always a sign on Jungkooks’ door that said something along the lines of, ‘Warning; I am naked in here. Do not enter unless you’re ready to see a whole lot of dick.’   

Euphoria (smut, fluff, angst) | Time travel AU, 6k @btssavedmylifeblr​​ At the end of your life, you are given one day to live again with the man you loved. A lifetime’s love story told in a single day. 

Based on a bet (angst) @mercurygguk “I can’t believe we’re dating just because of a bet”

“are you sure?” (smut, fluff) | Brother’s best friend AU, 2k @cutechim After breaking up with your first-ever boyfriend and gaining some much-needed perspective, you come to the realization that your ex was 1) a complete jerk and 2) terrible in bed. now, newly single, the world is your oyster—there are people to date, flings and sex to be had. but you’ve never been with anyone but your ex, so you decide to ask for a little help testing the waters, from a man you trust—who just so happens to be your older brother’s best friend.

AURORA (angst, fluff) | Tae x reader, Jk x reader, 6k+ @krreader Dawn comes after the darkness, and with it the promise that what has been torn by the sea is not lost. - lisa wingate

Bad word (fluff, smut) | Dilf!Tae AU, 6,4k+ @personasintro  One of the kids in your class curses and you make it your responsibility to break it to her dad, luckily you know him better than your co-workers

Grinch in law (smut, angst, fluff) | Wedding!AU, 14,8k @mercurygguk When Jimin decides it’s time for you to meet his parents after your recent engagement, you couldn’t be more thrilled, especially when his mother suggests getting married at their home. However, an unexpected arrangement has you realizing this will be anything but the Christmas wedding you’ve always dreamed of.

Faded love (angst, smut, fluff?) | Married couple AU, 16k @jamaisjoons He doesn’t need to say it. because you can feel your husband, Park Jimin, falling out of love with you. 

Dreamy (angst, smut) | Fwb!AU 2,5k @1kook You try to not let it get to you, but Jimin is so cool and you want him to be your boyfriend so bad.

Mile high club (smut) | Coworker AU, 4,2k @geniuslab You absolutely hate flying, but the person sitting next to you makes this flight the best you’ve ever been on.

Business or pleasure (smut) | Coworker AU, 5,2k @geniuslab You and your coworker have some naughty fun at a business conference

In the stars tonight (smut, fluff) | Fiance!AU, 2,5k+ @mercurygguk It’s your engagement party and your fiancé looks too good to resist. also, he hasn’t been giving you any attention for the past two hours so really, you’re bound to reach breaking point sooner or later.

#jungkook smut #jungkook angst #jungkook fluff #jungkook fanfic #jungkook fic rec #jungkook fic recs #jimin fic recs #jimin fic rec #taehyung fic recs #taehyung fic rec #jimin smut #Jimin angst #jimin fluff #taehyung smut #taehyung angst #Taehyung fluff #bts fanfic #bts fanfics #my recs #jungkook imagine #jimin imagine #taehyung imagine #jimin fanfic

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RANDOM AKAASHI KEIJI HEADCANONS I HAVE (GENERAL + BF + OUTFITS)

genre: fluff/comfort/crack

authors note: i really hope you guys like these hc’s JWBDUWJ they’re so weird but i love them <3 akaashi is quite literally best boy <3333 we love

general:

has a habit of cracking his knuckles a lot

he stretches every night before bed

he keeps a sketchbook and likes to draw for fun but he’s never told anyone (he’s actually pretty good)

he once learned a tiktok dance just for bokuto and OH MY GOD

loves making playlist but only has like 4

reads for fun...FOR FUN

most of his clothes are thrifted

his shoe collection is godly

likes to read on the train

he speaks 3 languages (and is learning a 4th)

hates science classes but somehow it’s his best subject

has a disposable camera and does his best to try and take it everywhere

he has backne (back acne) and it’s like his worst insecurity

can name every single flower (i don’t know how he memorized them all but he DID)

little kids love him and he doesn’t know why

his mom always makes him do skincare with her on sunday night (everyone always wonders how his face is so clear)

listens to music in his earbuds at 2 am when he can’t sleep

he writes poetry!! (his metaphors are literally the most beautiful things you will ever read)

only sings when he’s alone (and even then he does so very quietly)

he’s a pretty crier

is so incredibly polite (which is why teachers love him so much)

his favorite curse word is fuck

^ he also only curses in front of his friends

he actually eats A LOT but has a fast metabolism which is why he doesn’t really gain weight that easily

owns a record player

konoha and him will purposely talk loudly about how “great bokuto is” so that he’ll be less likely to go into emo mode

people who don’t know him personally automatically think he’s really popular but in reality he only has like 5 friends ISBDHSBJS

has a thing for sugary cereals

he knows how to make a bunch of origami animals (he’s tried teaching bokuto multiple times and every time he has failed miserably)

feels really bad when he sees old people sitting by themselves so usually he’ll sit and talk to them (AND THEY ALL LOVE HIM EINDUWIS)

boyfriend:

he told you that this song is what it felt like falling in love with you

never got affection as a child so it took him a bit to get used to it

LOVES holding hands

he planned one of those dates where you sit at the park and paint on little canvases

he really likes this song because it reminds him of you

bought you a locket on your one year anniversary and every year (along with your other presents) he gives you a new photo for it

looks at you with really loving eyes and everyone teases him for it

compares his hand size with yours like every single day even though he knows what they look like (he just likes it)

has a picture of you in his wallet

you guys have these rings

likes napping with you

gives you presents randomly (mostly cute, little things he finds at the store hahah)

takes you on dates to botanical gardens

^ please the whole time is him telling you random facts about flowers IWBDHSNUS

gets super blushy when you come to watch his games (he’s so happy pls)

taught himself how to ballroom dance/waltz just for you

he isn’t one for pda but if some guy starts staring you down he will not hesitate to put his arm on your shoulder and pull you just a little closer to him

will gladly share his food with you if you forgot yours

was so nervous to say i love you that you ended up having to say it first and he felt so bad (this poor baby omg)

his favorite names for you are “love” and “darling”

likes when you lay on his thighs because then he gets to “appreciate your beauty” as he puts it (also just likes playing with your hair pffttt)

he doesn’t really care for it but he would let you paint his nails if you wanted to

you’re his homescreen

loves your laugh so much

outfits i think he’d wear:

#haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #hq #hq x reader #akaashi texts #akaashi #hq akaashi #akaashi headcanons #akaashi fluff #akaashi x reader #akaashi keiji #akaashi oneshot #akaashi x female reader #akaashi x gender neutral reader #keiji x reader #fukorodani #akaashi imagine #akaashi keji x reader #akaashi scenarios

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anything for my sunshine | ksn

a birthday boy and bf!sunoo x gn!reader

genre fluff. warnings cursing. word count 768.

— a:/n: hello! happy sunoo day! i hope you all enjoyed this, i had a lot of fun writing it :) the only thing i wanna say is i’m saying he turns 19 bc he is 19 in south korea. anyway, i love sunoo so much and i hope he has the bestest day ever <3 make sure you wish him a happy bday!

“i fucking hate belift lab.”

your boyfriend!sunoo let out a hearty laugh at your statement, surprised at your choice of wording. “y/n, it’s not like i have much of a choice to come in or not.” he tried to console you, rubbing the small of your back. “it’s not fair! it’s your birthday, we have to spend the day together.” you sulked.

“and we will find the time to, but i have to work.” you pouted at his answer. little did sunoo know, you were acting your ass off to convince him you were upset. in reality, you had made a plan with the rest of the enhypen boys and belift to distract sunoo on his birthday. you were going to throw him the best party ever, it was your duty as his s/o to make him the happiest on his special day.

you planned everything out; belift would distract sunoo with vocal lessons until you finished decorating his dorm with the rest of enhypen. jungwon would be with him at all times, just in case he tries to get home a bit too early. jay and riki were in charge of making his favorite foods, which included persuading riki to go out and buy mint choco ice cream.

heeseung, jake, and sunghoon were in charge of decorating. the three got balloons and streamers in all of sunoo’s favorite colors, jake even had the idea of creating a photo wall for pictures later on in the evening. that just left you, in charge of giving him the greatest gift ever. thinking of a gift for the most amazing boyfriend in the world was a bit hard, but you loved what you came up with.

on that morning, you could hardly contain your excitement. as soon as you woke up you left a voicemail for sunoo, who you figured was already hard at work. you made your way over the enhypen dorm, greeting the boys as heeseung let you in.

“hey guys, how’s everything going so far?” you asked, as you pulled everyone into short side hugs. from what you saw so far, everything was going well! the entire dorm was filled with the sweet smell of a cake cooling, light banter could be heard coming from jay and riki, jake and sunghoon were in a corner blowing up giant number 1 and 9 balloons for the photo wall, and heeseung was setting the small table in the middle of the common room.

“everything’s pretty good for right now, i think we’ll be finished with decorating right before sunoo and jungwon come back.” jake assured you. “that’s great! i’m gonna go check on riki and jay.” walking into the kitchen you could now smell the different spices of tteokbokki cooking on the stove, the two boys in front of you bickering over what else to make. deciding not to bother them, you make your way back to the common area to finish decorating.

moments later, you got a few new messages from jungwon:

garden boy

alert!!

lessons are over and he wants to be home

we’ll be there in 10 minutes

“oh my god.” you panicked, all of the boys rushing to see what’s going on. “okay, don’t panic y/n, let’s just finish up quickly.” sunghoon said, rounding everyone to quickly finish their jobs. everyone was on edge the last ten minutes, you and jay even almost dropped all of the foods while bringing them over to the table.

finally, sunoo and jungwon returned home. “no one bother me, i need to call y/n back and tell them about my day.” sunoo said, starting to make his way to his room. before he could do so, you all started singing happy birthday, you front and center bringing his cake to him. you couldn’t get over the shock on your boyfriend’s face. he blew out the candles and laughed.

“wow, who planned all of this?” sunoo looked around at his friends with stars in his eyes. jake took the cake from you and slightly pushed you towards your boyfriend. “i did, of course. i got all of them to help me.” you grinned. sunoo wrapped his arms around you and pulled you into a tight hug. you could hear the others whine and groan about how gross you two were, but you didn’t care. you felt like you were floating in his arms, happiness taking over the both of you.

“thank you so much, y/n. this is perfect.” he whispered in your ear, still holding on tightly. you let go of his embrace and cupped his cheek. “anything for my sunshine.”

#sunoo scenarios #enhypen scenarios #enhypen oneshots #enhypen ff #enhypen imagines #enhypen #sunoo imagines #sunoo #enhypen sunoo

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Obey Me boys playing Friday Night Funkin’

I’ve been obsessed with Friday Night Funkin’ lately so take these headcanons.

MC introduced the boys to FnF....

Lucifer:

Won’t play unless Diavolo tells him to bc Luci believes himself to be above playing computer games

Will watch the others play and make comments whenever they miss a beat

Secretly wants to play though and he’ll give in to the desire in the privacy of his own room or study

If he’s feeling nice, he’ll let MC come and play with him, but it always get spicy at the end bc Luci isn’t going to let MC leave without paying a price

He’s pretty average at the game and he hates that he’s not perfect at it

Struggles between wanting to practice and wanting to stop lowering himself just to join the others

He doesn’t have a favorite Week but he does really like the track Winter Horrorland, and when the update comes out, he also likes the track Monster

Mammon:

Is actually kinda good at the game?? Definitely above average

This man is crazy good at dancing so rhythm comes easily to him and definitely freestyle dances to the tracks

Don’t ask him to play an instrument though because he’s hopeless in that area

Will try it to gamble with his brothers and makes them make bets on who would win or lose

I don’t know why I feel like Mammy would like Week 1, but once Week 7 was released, he falls in love with it

His favorite track is DadBattle and always bops his head to the beat

Will brag and always tells MC to watch him win then proceeds to lose

Levi:

Expert at the game

Because of his mad gaming skills, hitting the keys on time is easy

It also helps that he is fantastic at DDR

His biggest flex is being able to play all of the Weeks on hard mode

His ability comes from practice and dedicating his blood, sweat, and tears to gaming in general

He wants to know more about the plot and makes theories

His favorite track is Satin Panties bc he loves the duet sound is that really the only reason levi?

Satan:

Interested in the game but he doesn’t love it like some of his brothers

The music is not his taste but he’ll admit that they have their charm

He’s average at the game and he’s okay with it

He would practice but he gets too into it when he does play and ends up getting angry every time he loses

They definitely needed to buy new laptops because he ended up breaking them

Doesn’t have a favorite Week but does love the track Philly

He finds joy in the line “shoot them up and take them out”

Asmo:

Doesn’t play the game at all and is really bad at it anyway

He doesn’t want to be stressed and start sweating bc that’s unseemly and gross

Still really likes the game though and enjoys watching his brothers flail around, particularly Mammon

Likes most of the tracks but he’s not the biggest fan of Week three, Monster, or Winter Horrorland

He loves Mommy Must Murder and wants to be her as well as fuck date her

His favorite track is Senpai but he hates the character Senpai

Thinks Lemon Demon and Senpai’s third form are disgusting inside and out

Beel:

Doesn’t play often and would rather eat and watch because his brothers don’t want him to get his crumbs and grease on their laptops

When he does play, this man is a GOD

FnF just comes naturally to him and it both impresses and pisses off his brothers

Beel is a natural at the bass or the drums so it helps with his FnF skills

This man is just perfect at rhythm but pls don’t ask him to freestyle dance to the tracks

He likes the happy tones of the first two songs in Week 5 and gets hungry during Winter Horrorland

He likes what happens in Stress of Week 7 because he thought it was wholesome

Belphie:

Doesn’t play and doesn’t want to play

He likes just listening and dozing off

His brothers coerce him every so often but he’s just bad at the game

His favorite place to be is leaning on the shoulder of whoever is playing

His favorite Week is Week 6 because it’s chill

Doesn’t really care about the characters but he’ll like whoever MC likes

Will make fun of you if you lose or miss a lot of beats

Barbatos:

Do I even have to say? This man is perfect at the game

Will play if Diavolo or MC asked him to

He was caught off guard when he played Week 7 on hard mode

He still won but it wasn’t a perfect score

He only missed a few beats and no one noticed but him

It’s okay because he played it a second time and it was flawless

His favorite track is High bc he likes the chill bob sound and always has a small smile whenever he hears it

Diavolo:

Diavolo is so bad at it someone pls help him

What he lacks in skill, he makes up in enthusiasm

Absolutely adores the game, it’s music, it’s characters, and it’s concept

Will listen to the soundtrack often as a stress reliever

Will call MC to have tea with him as they play FnF in the garden

He loves the energy of Week 4 and his favorite track is MILF

Wants MC to wear Mommy Must Murder’s outfit

Solomon:

Heard of the game before but never played it himself until MC brought it up

Above average player

He plays with Levi sometimes and that’s where he gets his skill from

Definitely a huge fan of mods bc he likes the extra content and admires the work that other people put in

Doesn’t play on his own since he’s a busy magic man but he will play if the group is playing

Vibes to the music but won’t listen to it outside of the game

Teams up with Diavolo to try to get MC in the milf outfit

Simeon:

Another example of can’t play for shit

He can’t even use his D.D.D correctly and you expect me to believe that he can play FnF?

This kind of music is new to him and was startled and overwhelmed when he first heard it

Is amazed at Levi, Barbatos, and Beel’s mastery of the game

Plays whenever Luke or MC asks him to

He also likes to pester Lucifer and try to get him to play the game

Like Beel, he enjoys the happy vibe of Week 5

Luke:

Good at the game

He’s a quick learner so give him a few turns on a level and he’ll be able to beat it even if he isn’t perfect

Plays the game during his free time bc he thinks it’s fun

Will beep and aah to the tracks whenever they play

You’ll see him tapping his fingers in the table, and when you ask, he’ll tell you that he’s practicing

Secretly likes playing with the demon brothers bc they’re always so chaotic and entertaining

Considered cosplaying as BF but was to scared to ask Levi to help him

Lastly, here my OC just bc

Aniisha:

Heard about it from a friend in the human world and immediately fell in love

Average at the game but she’s practicing hard

Freestyle dances with Mammon

Like Luke, she will beep and aah whenever she hears a track playing

Loves watching the boys play she loves watching the boys do anything really

Favorite track is Ugh and lowkey simps for Tankman much to Levi’s distress and confusion

She also wants to wear the milf outfit but won’t agree to Diavolo and Solomon’s request unless they call her Mommy

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me simeon #obey me barbatos #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #obey me asmo #obey me asmodeus #obey me beel #obey me beelzebub #obey me satan #obey me levi #obey me leviathan #obey me mammon #obey me lucifer #obey me diavolo #obey me solomon #obey me luke #obey me headcannons #obey me headcanons #fnf #obey me oc #obey me mc

[thecrimsondandelion]

(2) it's weird between them because they're all the Typical car dude and eddie's... not. his favorite color is pink and he listens exclusively to 90s girl rock and he's into clean eating etc. but he's the Supreme when it comes to cares, and he's tough and funny and matter of fact, so they all have to admire and like him anyway. meanwhile, all of their wives are hanging out with richie inside and having similar Gender Clash...

pt 1.

okay so sorry i didn’t realise more was coming and i answered the first one!! sorry about that, some of it might be repeated. but yes! i love this

like the car dudes would think that Richie is the car fanatic. bc Eddie dresses in higher-end fashion, keeps his nails immaculate, they’ve heard him blast “Because We Want To” by Billie Piper from the garden when he’s going for a swim. they see Eddie during his run and he’s wearing almost too short shorts and a Spice Girls t-shirt

and like yeah, the guys come up to Richie at first like “what make is she” again i know nothing about cars and Richie’s like “huh? idk red, old, the roof comes down too which is neato-burrito, but you’ll have to ask my Eddie if you want the details.”

Eddie’s extremely guarded, and he actually takes great pleasure when the guys notice the scar on his cheek and look a little shocked by it. and he thinks about saying it was an accident while working on a car,

“oh, i was stabbed. but you should see the other guy.” and gives them a sly smile. and they have no idea whether or not to take that seriously, he and Richie seem to have a wacky sense of humour

Eddie will hear them driving, and then later on pull them aside and say something sounded off. It’s hard not to be super fucking impressed by him

Eddie isn’t mean, he has a wall up, and acts a little more stoic in front of those guys. so it’s surprising to them when Richie comes out and kisses him on his scarred cheek or temple and Eddie lights up, looking all sweet and soft on Richie. the way he grins and spews out a string of insults when Richie slaps his ass, like he’s so incredibly fond. tells his bf so sincerely and fiercely that he loves him

they’ll come over at like 2pm drinking beer, and Eddie’s 1. judging them for drinking Bud Light and 2. judging them over his protein shake about drinking at 2pm

like, maybe they see Eddie fracture/break his wrist while working on the car, and they’re panicking. but fuck, Eddie’s broken his arm, been stabbed in the face, skewered by an alien claw. this is fucking nothing. The guys are fucking losing it, and Eddie’s sighing, wincing a little, and calming shouting on Richie to drive him to the ER, but at least Richie panics a little

they have a newfound respect for him after that

————

the more i think about it the more i love the thought of Richie hanging out with the neighbourhood wives. He’s crude, big, loud. they shouldn’t like him, he’s definitely not what they’re used to in their little circle

but Richie gives them celebrity gossip, they watch Greys Anatomy together when the guys are doing Car Shit. He brings back autographs from their kids favourite celebrities if he meets them

and omg, when they find out one of his best friends is Thee Beverly Marsh, designer extraordinaire, they lose it (and also wonder why she ever lets Richie walk around looking like a Muppet)

they’d honestly not know who to think is more handsome. Eddie has a very lean and built body, he dresses so well, polite and kind to them. but then Richie is big dad bod, huge arms, charming. and they’re both so sweet and loving to each other, even when they bicker

they’ll peek into their garden and see the two of them cramped together in a hammock napping, or trying to push the other out. or see Richie come home from a tour with a huge bouquet of flowers, beaming grin plastered on his face like he’s never been happier in his entire life

honestly, it’s Richie that the car guys end up not quite getting, they used to get him when he told his Shitty Unoriginal Jokes before his public breakdown/coming out. He’ll rush into the garage and rattle off some impressions, make an incredibly crude dick/sex joke (which they just struggle to get used to)

they call Richie ‘a little weird’ and Eddie fucking glares at them, and if looks could kill they’d be done for. Yet Eddie will call Richie a gangly asshole, muppet looking mother fucker (‘oh you best believe i’m a mother fucker, Spaghetti’)

but Richie loves making the car dudes feel a little weirded out by him

#i love mechanic/car eddie more car eddie forever #it #reddie #reddie au #thank you for the ask!!!!! #asks #calico-fiction

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I posted 244 times in 2021

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

In addition to Pokeships Hitman!AU:

Giovanni is always dragging Cyrus away from his set up to make sure he eats, sleeps, takes care of himself. Cyrus has no bed at their “headquarters” since he just uses Giovanni’s.  Cyrus likes to mock and back talk Giovanni for his “old school” methods...but deep down will replay them on loop when alone.  Maxie and Archie will fight for like an hour before agreeing on the proper disposal methods. (There is a lovely garden outside the “headquarters” thanks to their handy work)

Lysandre is INCREDIBLY particular to his poison setup. He knows when somebody’s been messing around in his lab. 

Guzma actually doesn’t stay at the “headquarters” since he has responsibilities with Plumeria by helping out trainers who’ve dropped out and runaways. (Plumeria knows what he does, and is just glad he is excused from any of the much darker dealings) 

Augustine will be sent out with Lysandre as an alibi on assignments.  

37 notes • Posted 2021-08-15 22:23:12 GMT

#4

2021 starting strong since I wanted to get some of the unfinished sketches done.

Thought it would be fun to play with colored lines-originally I was just going to outline everything in blue but went “No! Have J be green!”

62 notes • Posted 2021-01-04 17:27:03 GMT

#3

And I can call today done (not really since I work still) but here we go another unfinished sketch done.

I do not regret giving DJ light up shoes. He would and SHOULD have them.

93 notes • Posted 2021-01-04 19:52:57 GMT

#2

Yes I had to rewrite of of Nova’s speech bubbles-but so FUCKING WORTH IT!

Nova- That “W” looking one. That’s Cassiopeia.  J- Ah! I remember seeing that one many nights at sea.

Nova- Part of the Milky Way actually runs through it. 

J- I see...What else can you tell me? Nova- Many actually! I consider it one of my favorites!

Nova- *rambling on* J-You’re cute when you go all space nerd.  I JUST WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY AND GO ONE DATES ALRIGHT!?

182 notes • Posted 2021-01-22 04:54:56 GMT

#1

When your BF comes across a possible scientific discovery-but you just wanna get your date started.

287 notes • Posted 2021-01-08 05:46:47 GMT

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#my 2021 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #Dang NeonNova ruled 2021 for me huh?

[fangmaw]

misc vampire bf scene #2

"That's it. We're going to the farm."

Hex lifted his head from the arm of the couch to frown at Caleb, currently standing two feet in front of him, arms crossed.

"You heard me. Get your vampire ass off the couch and grab your coat." He jangled his keys and watched Hex bury his face in a throw pillow with a groan.

"Don't wanna."

Caleb softened, but stood his ground. "You've barely moved the past three days. Last time you fed off me, I practically had to drag you away."

Hex tilted his head enough to make eye contact and regarded him for several seconds before he spoke. "I'm sorry, Caleb. I didn't mean to hurt you." His voice wavered slightly as he turned away again.

"No, I didn't mean-" Caleb fumbled as he stepped up to the couch and knelt alongside his boyfriend. He slid an arm over his chest and pressed his own torso to the man's back, enveloping him. "I'm fine. I know you'd never hurt me." He felt Hex murmur in agreement. "I brought it up because it illustrates my point— you're getting hungrier."

Hex sighed and held Caleb's outstretched arm to his chest before leaning down to place a kiss on the back of his hand. "Still don't wanna."

"Well, I can't bring a sheep into the apartment without someone noticing, so it looks like we have a dilemma." At that, Hex made an effort to roll over, and Caleb quickly hopped back to his feet. 

"How do you know your aunt won't care?"

Satisfied that he'd won, at least for now, Caleb turned to hunt down a warmer jacket as he replied, "It's a massive farm. Ranch? Not important. What matters is that I know where it is, I have keys to most of the gates and outbuildings, and there's enough livestock that a couple heads can be chalked up to animal attacks without ruining anyone's livelihood."

He disappeared into the bedroom and soon returned, bearing his own fleece-lined windbreaker and a sweater for Hex. As he shrugged into the teal behemoth, he watched Hex rise and stretch his back. His face looked drawn, and the skin above his collar more taut. Before Caleb had a chance to pity him, the ghoul saw that he had returned and grinned, exposing dual rows of jagged teeth. Hex thanked him and tugged the garment on over his head.

The turtleneck hid his collar from view; unfortunate, but Caleb still had the satisfaction of knowing it was there. Since Hex didn't leave the house much, Caleb had chosen something a bit more obvious than he would have otherwise - a lovely strip of black leather, fashioned into a choker as clasped with a petite silver lock. Hex was delighted to receive it —though not surprised, as after Caleb mentioned the idea, he had to measure Hex's neck to get it fitted, and at that point the gig was well and truly up. He wore it with pride nearly every day, and frequently Caleb caught him admiring how it looked in the mirror, or absently reaching up to touch it.

Looking at the collar always stirred that needless protective instinct in his head. Hex was more than capable of destroying any possible bodily threat that came his or Caleb's way, but seeing the clear mark around his neck, bold and unabashed, he felt that responsibility anew. He wanted to care for what was his.

Idly, he wondered if Hex felt something of the same for him. They'd never explicitly talked about it before, but Hex was always so tender with him after a bite, even just a nibble. Caleb was hesitant to broach the subject. He knew Hex struggled with reconciling biological necessity with kink, but it probably wouldn't hurt to ask. Eventually. Right now, they had other priorities, and they'd all be happier and more relaxed if Hex was fed properly first.

Hex was still a bit tense in the car. The Minnesota back roads were treacherous this time of year, and it was pitch dark beyond the headlights, so Caleb was focused mostly on the asphalt ahead of them. Even so, the restlessness of his passenger was hard to miss.

Out of the corner of his eye, Caleb caught him chewing at one of his claws and swatted in roughly the right direction.

"Quit that."

"You're not my mom," mumbled Hex. He did stop gnawing at the nail, though.

"No, I'm your chauffeur."

"Should've found a different driver. I always forget how small your car is." Though he couldn't see Hex's expression, Caleb could hear the smile on his voice.

Caleb chuckled a bit, and the pair fell into a silence. Caleb took it upon himself to slay the elephant in the room.

"Are you nervous because it's live animals?"

Hex didn't reply for a moment, so Caleb chanced a glance at his face. He was looking down at his hands, toying with a loose stitch at the hem of his sweater.

"I guess."

Caleb kept watching the road. They were less than twenty minutes out at this point, plus some time to find a good parking spot. He heard Hex sigh.

"It's been a really long time since I was feeding off animals regularly. I'm not sure- what if- it was different before. I was different." Hex breathed heavily. "Does that make any sense?"

With a nod, Caleb replied, "I think so. What if you think of it this way: you're always on my ass about eating something and drinking plenty of water after you have a treat; this can just be me getting payback. You don't even have a choice. I want you strong and healthy, so you'd better do as I say, or else." With a smirk, he flicked his eyes back to his partner, who was considerably more relaxed and currently mid-eyeroll.

"I hate how much that works on me."

"My psychic powers are unparalleled. And we're getting close. You had better start planning out your menu."

Turns out, cows have a lot of blood. Like, well over a gallon. Not that Hex seemed to mind.

The ghoul had whined about the cold the entire time they spent sneaking around the pasture, but now he was on his knees in the muddy snow, hunched over a limp heifer that quit kicking a good five minutes ago.

Caleb was nervously checking his phone, both for time and in case he got some last minute text from his aunt that she was coming back tonight. They were beyond the reach of the sparse lightposts framing the pasture, so even if there was someone nearby, they were as good as invisible. By the light of his phone's lock screen, Caleb could get a better view of Hex.

It was fascinating to watch. His face was magnetically pressed to the soft skin under the animal's jaw, while his hands roamed aimlessly about the body. Occasionally he would take a deep pull, struggling against the dying heart, and dig his claws into the nearby flesh, reflexively. Caleb bent lower, close enough he could see Hex's jaw work as he adjusted his grip, nosing along the stretch of muscle and making a fresh wound.

Though Caleb was tempted to place a hand on his back, he thought better of it and maintained his distance. He knew enough about animal behavior not to disrupt a predator while it was feeding. Even domestic dogs bite when they're approached incorrectly.

Caleb settled for taking a squat on the opposite side of the cow, a good few feet away, but close enough that his pathetic light permitted him vision. For a handful of further minutes, the only sounds were muffled breaths against wet fur and the crunch of Caleb's boots as he shifted his weight.

It took him a second to realize Hex had gone still.

"Hey." He would never use the word "feral" to describe Hex to his face. It was good that he was able to relax so much, especially with Caleb around, but it was always wise to test the waters after something intense like this.

"Mmph." Hex's face still hung limp off his shoulders, pressed to the animal's neck.

Caleb smirked. "You good?" Dork.

"Mm. Good cow."

With a short laugh Caleb got up. "I'm coming over, okay?" He could just discern the outline of Hex nodding against his expired dinner. Caleb surprised himself by throwing caution to the wind and kneeling in the slush. He lit up his screen and balanced the device on the massive shoulder to his left. The greenish glow let him locate Hex's hand and cover it with his mittened own. "Well, I'm glad you liked it. I'm impressed by your capacity."

Hex finally sat up, just enough to brace his forearms on the beast's back and allow Caleb a full view of the gorey mess. The animal's neck looked as though it had been run through with a garden rake, the flesh thoroughly tilled by Hex's greedy mouth. The ghoul in question tugged his hand out from under Caleb's to swipe his fingers across the dark blood cooling on his face. He laved his tongue over the digits before he looked to Caleb, grinning.

"I live to please." His suave demeanor buckled when his gut audibly complained about the rapid influx of fluid it was dealing with.

"I suppose I've never seen you really pack it away before." Caleb’s eyes widened as he watched Hex delicately push himself the rest of the way up off the animal and sit—or rather, try. The waistband of his jeans was giving him some trouble. Caleb watched him swiftly unbutton and unzip the garment with his slobbery fingers and bite back a sigh.

"Holy shit," Caleb gawked.

Hex narrowed his eyes, but he looked far too satisfied to actually emote irritation. "I'd like to see you drink a fucking cow and not bloat up a little bit." He tugged self-consciously at his sweater, now clinging tight to his midsection. He muffled a hic behind his sleeve. "Ugh."

"Swallow some air?"

"I will bite you."

"You can't possibly still be hungry."

As though it had gained sentience, Hex's stomach growled angrily.

"No way."

Hex stuck out his bloody tongue. He was always far more playful after he fed, even if he had glutted himself beyond all human decency.

"It's a freak biology thing. Eating makes me hungry. It's like snakes and stuff." Hex leaned back on his hands, far too proud of himself.

Caleb frowned slightly as he thought. "Do we need to get you another cow? Because I'm not sure I can swing that, and definitely not again next week."

"It wouldn't be much of an animal attack if they just found this lady dead and bloodless.” Hex gave the cow’s head an affectionate pat. “A good carnivore would take advantage of all that precious organ meat before abandoning its catch."

"I'd argue I caught this one," Caleb huffed.

"We can both take credit. You can barely see out here." Hex fell out of the banter to eye the soon-to-be carcass.

"You're drooling, dumbass."

"Sorry," Hex mumbled.

"Don't be. I'm happy for you. But, uh, I'm not sure I want to watch, if that's okay." Hex tried to hide his dejected expression under a guise of wiping saliva and cow off his face. Caleb's heart sank. "If I go now, I can have the car all warmed up by the time you're finished, so it'll be nice and cozy when you immediately fall asleep."

This seemed to reassure Hex, as the dopey grin was back. He stifled another soft burp. "Uh, will you be okay to get back by yourself?"

Caleb picked up his phone from its bovine perch and waggled it. "Flashlight." Hex nodded, but looked dubious. "I'll be fine. Promise." Caleb got up and did his best to brush the unmelted snow off his now slush-soaked pants.

Hex nodded and waited until Caleb was within the range of the lamps before tearing open the heifer's belly and burying his head in its chest cavity.

#original fiction #fangmaw's vampire tag

[probably-writing-x]

Behind you.

Guzmán x Reader

Request by anon: Hey! Could you write a guzman x reader where the reader is being stalked by some creepy guy and guzman is their bf and tries to help out? Ty❤️ love all ur fics

Gif is not my own

Requests are closed🤍

Being the daughter of a well-known actress was certainly an experience that had its ups and downs. You were blessed with a life that never managed to be boring, and you could hardly complain about everything you’d been given as a result of your mother’s success. Though, it had its negatives too. You’d mainly been brought up by nannies and staff at the house who’d always been around when your Mum was off filming or doing press. But it worked, you’d made it through school up to your last few years and you were just turning eighteen when it first all started taking a turn. You’d had to retake the school year as things got rapidly complicated towards the end of last year. It didn’t matter. You still had Ander and now Omar at school with you. And Samuel and Rebeca. And, most importantly - your boyfriend Guzmán. Turning eighteen meant one key thing for you - you were an adult now and that meant you’d likely be in the public eye even more than you were originally. Especially with the new news that you were having to retake a school year.

“Guzmán!” You laugh as he races after you into the house.

He’s dripping wet from being in the pool and it splashes onto the tiles beneath him as he chases you with arms reaching out.

“Guzmán stop!” You squeal, unable to hold him off any longer as his arms wrap around you and he pulls you into his damp chest, “I’m not going in the water!”

He clearly has other plans as he carries you through the glass doors again and jumps into the pool with you in his arms this time. You’d been enjoying an afternoon together in the beaming September sun as you’d been sunbathing on the loungers beside the pool and he’d been enjoying the cold of the water much more.

“You’re an asshole,” You splash him with the water, treading on the surface to keep afloat.

“Come on, it’s not that cold once you’re used to it,” He pushes himself through the water so he’s close to you.

“I was quite peacefully enjoying my sunbathing actually, you’re just needy,” You scoff, kicking back so you were floating on the surface like a starfish.

“Is that so?” Guzmán queries, hands reaching out for you again as he starts tickling your sides and under your arms.

“Guzmán!” You half-screech, flailing in the water involuntarily as you jolt away from his touch.

“Who’s been traipsing wet footprints onto my newly cleaned floor?!” It’s Fernando who exclaims the words that make Guzmán stop in his actions instantly.

Fernando had basically brought you up since you were little, he maintained the house and did everything your Mum would normally do if she was around more. He was completely family to you, which made him very protective when Guzmán arrived on the scene.

“Sorry Fernando,” Guzmán admits, swimming over to the edge of the pool as both of you push yourselves out of the water.

Fernando hands over a towel to each of you and picks up your empty jug of water, “You’ll be cleaning it next time.”

“Noted,” Guzmán smiles. Really, Fernando couldn’t not like him. He was here more often than not nowadays and had practically spent every day of summer with you. Despite your differing financial statuses, Guzmán didn’t really care about how much money you or your Mum had. He spoilt you more than you would ever expect from a boyfriend and Fernando knew you needed someone like that by your side as you grew up so separate from normality.

Guzmán dries himself off with the towel and shakes it through his hair to try to lessen the effect of his soaked locks. It’s then that you hear it first. You flinch at the sound of rustling behind you and what distinctly sounded like the shutting of a camera.

“You okay, babe?” Guzmán frowns when he sees the disturbed expression casting over your features.

You keep your eyes trailed on where the source of sound was coming from, “Yeah, sorry, just thought I heard something.”

“Oh, okay,” He shrugs, “I’m going to take a quick shower and get changed. Do you want to order us some dinner?”

“Yeah, I will do,” You try to flick yourself back to reality and get yourself away from the worry you’d created in your own mind.

“Okay,” Guzmán smiles, leaning in to give you a soft kiss before heading inside.

And you’re sure you heard that shutter again.

In fact, you’d been having those moments more and more recently. You’d been receiving texts from anonymous numbers, photos sent to your number of you in places where you’d never expected anyone to be taking photos of you. Some of you walking into school, even one of you leaving Ander and Omar’s place. Plenty of you with Guzman. None of them had ever been in your own home though, luckily this place had security and fences enough that you felt safely blocked off from that sort of thing. Until today.

- - - - - -

“All I’m saying is, there’s no way you’d go back to me after that if I did what Ross did!” Guzmán sighs at the TV as you finish another episode of friends.

He got very passionate about the idea of Rachel deserving better - claiming that, if it was him and you, he wouldn’t feel worthy if he’d done everything that Ross did.

“Right honey?” He glances up from where he lay with his head in your lap.

“Oh, yeah, yeah, you can put the next one on,” You dismiss, eyes constantly glancing back outside every few seconds like you’d catch something you were waiting for.

“What’s distracting you?” He frowns, pushing himself up to sit beside you, “Was it something I said?”

“No, no, I’m fine don’t worry.”

“You know I’m only joking when I talk about me doing what Ross did, Id never actually cheat on you, or make a list or...”

“No, Guzmán, no,” You half laugh, “It’s honestly not you, but you’re such an angel for worrying about that.”

He smiles bashfully as he lays back down in your lap to watch the next episode. You hated the thought of him getting caught up in the publicity of your Mums name, him becoming the high school boyfriend that they’d simply wait for you to split up with. There had already been rumours flying about as soon as people had first seen you together. Headlines that gave people to lowdown on who exactly (Y/n) was dating. He’d never cared enough for it to have any effect. He’d just dismissed it and carried on as though you were living in complete normality.

“Although I would bring all the presents to your office if you got a fancy new job,” He laughs to himself, snuggling into your legs as you run a hand through his growing hair.

You encouraged yourself to completely focus on him instead of getting yourself wrapped up in what could or could not be. Guzmán had a surprisingly good ability to distract you from near enough anything, without trying one bit.

“Right guys, I’m heading up to bed. I’ve made sure all of the doors are locked even though Guzmán checks anyway. And I’ve turned everything off so you can just head to bed whenever you want to,” Fernando explains, “Good night.”

“Night Fernando!” Guzmán calls, not shifting his head away from your legs.

It was true. He had an unmoving habit of checking the doors before you went to bed, knowing he never slept well if he hadn’t at least put his mind at ease. It was one of those quirks you’d always adored.

“Do you want to go up soon?” Guzman asks through a stifled yawn.

“No, that’s alright, a couple more episodes at least.”

It’s not that you weren’t tired. You easily were practically drained. But the thought of going to sleep didn’t seem like anything happening soon. All you could think of was who or what could be lurking to take a photo or catch another story now there were no restrictions.

- - - - - -

It takes an hour of putting off the idea before you finally decide to give in and head up to bed with Guzmán.

“I think I’m more like Chandler,” He says through the toothbrush hanging out of his mouth, “And you’re more like Monica.”

“Are you still talking about friends characters?” You roll your eyes as you take off your robe and pull on his T-shirt from the day instead to sleep in.

“I’m just sayinggggg... we’re nothing like Ross and Rachel,” He shrugs as he finishes brushing his teeth and instead waits for you.

“Okay babe,” You chuckle, walking into the bathroom.

As you do, your phone goes off from the bedroom.

“Can you get that? Its probably just Instagram or something,” You ask him as you wash your face.

“Or your secret boyfriend,” He wiggles his brows as he goes to grab your phone.

It’s like his heart drops at the sight. An anonymous number. And a photo of you from earlier, wearing only your bikini after the two of you had gotten out of the pool.

“(Y/n), what is this?” He speaks slowly like the extra time will give him chance to process it, as he begins to scroll up to see the previous photos you’d been sent by the same number.

You’re speechless as you stand in the doorway and watch it unfold.

“How long has this been going on for?” He asks calmly, “Is this the only number that’s been sending them?”

“Guzmán, I was going to tell you...”

“Okay, so I need you to tell me now - do you know who this is?”

You move over to the bed and sit down beside him, “No.”

“How long have they been sending you these?”

“Maybe a couple of months, since graduation - after I turned eighteen,” You explain, “I promise you I was going to tell you and I-“

“No, no, I understand that,” He puts his hand over yours, “I just need to understand what’s going on because this isn’t okay (Y/n). There are photos of you at school here, photos of us two, photos of you in a fucking bikini in your own garden.”

“I don’t know who it is and I don’t know how to stop it. That’s what I thought I heard earlier,” You explain shakily.

“That’s why you didn’t want to come to bed. You were scared to go to sleep in your own home,” The words hit him with such a realisation that it’s like they’ve sliced straight through his heart.

“Mums always said about me having a bodyguard whenever I go anywhere,” You shake your head.

“But you always wanted to be a normal kid, I know,” Guzmán offers you a small smile, “You’ll be okay, you know? I’m here, and you’ve got Fernando, and we’ll hire somebody who can investigate this and figure out who the fuck thinks it’s acceptable to take photos of my girlfriend like this.”

You let out an involuntary laugh at his sudden outburst of irritation, “Thank you Guzmán.”

“Come on, babe, let’s try to get some sleep and we’ll go through everything in the morning,” He encourages, “Yeah?”

You finish getting ready and join him in the bed where you lay down beside him. He’s staring up at the ceiling and you are too. There’s a silence like you’re waiting for the next time that shutter clicks. A half an hour must pass before he speaks up.

“Can you sleep?” He whispers like there’s anybody else close enough to disturb.

You shift in the bed and prop yourself up against the headboard to sit up, “No.”

He smiles against the dark and sits up to join you as he wraps an arm around you and pulls you to him, “You’ll be okay, we’ll get this sorted. Whatever it takes, okay?”

It was the same thing he’d told you when you’d first warned him of the publicity that followed your life. He’d convinced you that it didn’t matter and he’d explicitly told you that he’d do whatever it took to make things easier for you whenever things got difficult. He’d stuck by it ever since and you trusted him to do the same now.

- - - - - -

When you wake up the next morning, you’re alone in the bed. Guzmán’s left a note on your bedside table - “Morning, you were still snoring in your sleep so hopefully you slept okay ;) x I woke up early so didn’t want to disturb you - don’t worry xx’

You tuck the note into your drawer with all of the other notes he’d given you over the years and walk downstairs to try to find him in the near empty mansion.

It pains you instantly when you see him sat outside. He’s fully dressed, too dressed for the early hour, and he’s sat on one of the loungers and you watch as he runs his hands over his face. It’s like he’s carrying the weight of the world.

You come up behind him and instinctively reach out to rub his shoulders to which he leans into your touch so easily, “Why are you up so early?”

“I got in touch with our old PI from back in the day, I’ve given him any information we have and I’ve given him all of your contact details so he can keep you up to date with anything you find. And I’ve told my Mum that I’ll be staying here for the foreseeable,” Guzmán explains, “I don’t like the thought of anybody like that being near you and until we get to the bottom of it, you and Fernando aren’t getting rid of me.”

You laugh a little and squeeze his shoulders, “I don’t deserve you, Guzmán,”

He turns his head and presses a gentle kiss to your hand, “You should’ve told me sooner, but we’ll do whatever we can to stop this before it gets worse.”

You lean in to him and wrap your arms around his shoulders, “Thank you.”

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