#nuisance

[egnidres]

It's Nuisance's birthday （=´∇｀=）

Aim and Post Dark Cream belongs to @zu-is-here

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#undertale #au #ua #cross #killer #writing #ecriture #killer sans #cross sans #undertale au #dream #dream sans #aim #aim sans #nightmare #nightmare sans #nuisance #nuisance sans #post dark cream #errormare child #post dark cream child

[katieaki]

Wasteland Lucchese - boots for Hero & Nuisance

#hero #nuisance #hero sasaki #watercolor #cowboy #gay cowboy #cowboy dyke #boots #KatieAkiPresentsTheWasteland #lesbian artist #traditinal media #traditional art #acrylic marker #gouache #mixed media #lgbtq art #original content #original characters #original character

[varangianviper]

Okay that pornbots thing isn’t even funny anymore.

Normally I wouldn’t be such a spoilsport and would just be flattered how popular I suddenly am with half naked Highschool chicks showing their shaved coochies on their Blog, but hell…

Also I‘m somehow getting too old for this.

Do I miss watching porn on Tumblr? Yes.

Do I want 10 Pornbots adding my Blog each day? Nope.

This is going from possibilities to harassment and I don’t enjoy it.

@staff

#pornbots #sex bots #following #tumblr staff #staff #help #too many #most of them have empty blogs #annoyance #nuisance #tumblr

[puddleslimewrites]

day one of humbly requesting you to continue nuisance

Hi anon! Thank you for the humble request! ^-^

Nuisance (Part 6)

Part 1 / Part 5

Hero was trapped. And they were trapped with a kid.

They didn't know what caused the earthquake that made this building collapse, but when the ground started shaking while they were out on patrol, they grabbed the nearest civillian and covered them.

When the dust settled and the shaking stopped, they blinked to let their eyes adjust to the darkness, and looked down at the person squirming in their arms.

"...Oh. You're Villain's kid." It took them a moment to realize why this girl looked so familiar, but they were sure of it now. How long had it been since they last saw her with Villain? A few weeks? Perhaps a month or two at most? How fast did kids grow?

She removed herself from Hero's arms and drew herself up as much as she could in the cramped space. They were lucky they ended up in this pocket within the rubble instead of crushed underneath the chunks of debri. "And what if I am?" The little nuisance wasn't looking quite so little anymore, but she certainly kept the attitude Hero remembered.

Hero leaned back and exhaled slowly. They didn't take offense to the challenge in her tone. They had other things to focus on. Like how to get out of here.

After determining that there was no way to move the rubble themself without ruining the fragile stability that happened to be keeping them both alive, Hero returned their attention to her. Although they were trapped, she didn't seem panicked at all. If anything, she was far calmer than any adult Hero had had to rescue.

"You don't seem scared. Are you alright?" Everyone expressed fear differently. Hero might not be great with kids, and this one might have an unusual liking for villainous characters, but they did still know how to do their job.

She gave them a look that Hero was very familiar with. It was reminiscent of Villain's favorite expression - the one that let Hero know they were being judged. Heavily. "Duh. I'm just waiting."

"Waiting? For what?"

The child scoffed. "What do you think?"

Hero frowned. Was she waiting for rescue? Hero couldn't put a call through - there was no signal here - but she seemed confident that something would happen soon.

A beat passed before they attempted to assure her. "I'm sure someone will be looking for us. It might take some time for a team to find us-"

"I'm not waiting for one of you," she cut them off bluntly. "Heroes suck. You even blew up my house once."

That gave Hero pause. It was true some of their coworkers could be a bit reckless. They couldn't blame a child for seeing things that way if they were affected so directly. "I'm...sorry to hear that," they said seriously. "I promise we are doing our best to protect you. But sometimes destruction like that is unavoidable."

"Oooor you're just bad at your job." She scoffed, small fists planted on her hips as she glared Hero down. The image would have been just a bit more intimidating if she didn't stick her tongue out too.

Nevertheless, Hero's face burned a little with embarrassment. At least they could be sure now that that sharp tongue of hers didn't come from Villain's influence.

#puddleslimewrites #asks for puddle #thank you for the ask <3 #i wrote this unusually fast this is not the standard #i wrote this instead of sleeping #heroes and villains #nuisance #writing #writing snippet #snippet #hero has good intentions #accidental adoption #villain 'adopts' a child #villain sidekick #hero x villain community

[lionofstone]

HEY GUESS WHAT I CAN FINALLY SHARE

Official character art for the main characters from The Spider Prince Trilogy, brought to life by nikcandoart (twitter, instagram)

Following Author Wilshire, Edna Koch, and Eddie Karpinski as the three humans from Fairy Hill, Alberta, Canada make their way through faerie realms in search of curse cures, this story revolves around friendship, love, and making one’s own way.

CHAOS AND THE SPIDER PRINCE: When Author Wilshire’s oldest friend, Eddie, is attacked by the Wild Hunt and transformed into a spider, Author must travel to Lockswood to reconnect with an old friend and plead for the help of the Spider Prince. It might have worked, if only the Spider Prince weren’t cursed as well.

THE WITCH HAZEL TREE: Edna Koch has been cursed since birth to only speak in questions, which keeps her cut off from experiencing the full joy of her magic. When another witch offers to help her, she isn’t expecting being roped into faerie politics and an anxiety-inducing romance. Good thing she has friends in Author and Eddie, who will drop anything to come help her.

SPIDER SPIDER BEE: There’s a faerie in Eddie Karpinski’s room, and he’s claiming that they’re friends. With little memory of the faerie world, and none of the events that this strange faerie boy keeps describing, Eddie agrees to help search for a missing human girl, but does not agree to make it a smooth process. Even Edna’s insistence that everything is true doesn’t change Eddie’s mindset, but maybe more time amongst the fae and magic will.

The Spider Prince trilogy is available NOW!

[ID: A series of five images, depicting five different characters from the Spider Prince Trilogy. In order they are: Author Wilshire (a square jawed white woman with chesnut brown hair in pigtails and a yellow denim jacket, wearing gold earrings and bells in her hair), The Spider Prince (a faerie with skin the colour of spider silk, pointed ears, eight black eyes, and black hair, wearing a golden circlet and a brown capelet), Nuisance (a faerie with warn brown skin, pointed ears, black hair, and honey coloured eyes, wearing a black capelet and golden jewellery), Eddie Karpinski (a Black person with short black hair and gold wire-frame glasses, wearing bell earrings and a red flannel), and Edna Koch (a blonde and blue-eyed white woman with her hair in a braid crown, a white dress, and earrings shaped like autumn leaves). All drawings are from the shoulders up. END ID.]

#the spider prince trilogy #character art #bookblr #fantasy books #indie books #leandra inglis #the spider prince #author wilshire #eddie karpinski #edna koch #nuisance #indie author #idk how to tag anything i post tbh with you but!! #look at this lovely lovely art of my guys <3

[bella-with-a-blog]

plush bellas are now real. oh no

#art #pixel art #furry art #furry #dog #sona #fursona #silly #plush #pest #nuisance #the terror

[i-can-even-burn-salad]

Nuisance now as ebook!

[ID: The cover shows the view out of a window towards a snow covered conifer forest at sunset. The title of the book, Nuisance, is written at the top and the name of the author, Elli Eberle, at the bottom. End ID]

Just in time for the Glass Shards finale, I polished Merridy's backstory and wrapped it up in a handy format.

Download here on my website

As always, available as pdf or epub, with illustrations and stuff <3

Genre: Fantasy uh, let’s be honest, hurt/comfort Approx. Length: 47.000 words Content Warnings: Abuse by law enforcement, homelessness, graphical injuries, misogyny with a hint of homophobia, violence and a bit of light killing on the side.

Synopsis: Merridy is a pickpocket, trying to survive on the streets of a city that has no place for her. When she is caught and thrown into the dungeons, her life might as well be over. Between the cruelty of the guards and the trial awaiting her, there‘s little chance she‘ll ever see the light of day again.

The last thing she expects is to be freed by the man who rules the city’s underground with an iron fist. Everything Cedric does has a price, and now she owes him her life, wondering what he saved her for. There is no way she could ever be of use to someone like him—or is there?

More details in the WIP intro!

#Nuisance #my writing

[hug-slut]

I’m sorry for all the trouble I tend to cause just by being alive

#suicidal #burden #worthless #hopeless #nuisance #trouble #alive #dead #death #weak #hurt #depression #ptsd #mental illness #bpd #me

[leileitts]

#nuisance #cursed #Varian #quirin #tts

[falseandrealultravival]

Today's Haiku with Picture 582

Mulberry tree

Is treated as a nuisance

But it’s budding

畑のクワ

邪魔にされつつ

芽吹きけり

A useful tree.

(2023.04.20)

#mulberry #nuisance #budding #haiku #Today's Haiku with Picture

[egnidres]

Happy birthday to my little baby ꒰♡ˊ͈ ु꒳ ूˋ͈꒱.⑅*♡

It's a bit short, but there's no angst, miracle. One day I'll publish some stuff about him ♪♪(o*゜∇゜)o～♪♪

Aim and Post Dark Cream belong to @zu-is-here

⊰✧⊱

Les deux enfants rentrèrent dans la boulangerie, accompagnés de Killer et saluant le vendeur, une tortue plutôt âgé. Ils se dirigèrent vers les vitrines, regardant les nombreuses tapisseries et viennoiseries disposés : des forêt noires, des gâteaux fruités remplis de crème, des milles-feuilles, des chou à la crème, des tartes au citron meringuée, des macarons, des éclairs au chocolat et au café, des pains au chocolat et des croissants.

— Ça a l'air trop bon, s'extasia Aim devant la vitrine, les étoiles dans les yeux.

Après avoir choisi deux gâteaux, une forêt noire et un gâteau au fruit, Killer demanda le plus naturellement du monde :

— Lequel vous voulez ?

— Mais Papa a dit que on devait juste chercher deux gâteaux, et qu'on devait pas prendre autre chose au sinon on allait pas finir de manger.

Nuisance avait dit ça en regardant le plus grand, comme s'il essayait de déceler si cela était un simple test ou oubli de sa part. En voyant son sourire confiant, il comprit qu'il n'avait pas oublier ça ou quoi que se soit d'autre, il n'avait juste pas envi d'écouter cet ordre qui lui avait initialement été donné.

— Night sais bien que quand on rentre dans une boulangerie avec des enfants il faut aussi prendre une petite pâtisserie pour le gouter. Et si on les mange sur le chemin du retour, il n'en saura rien. Alors, vous voulez quoi ?

— Celui au chocolat là-bas, répondit rapidement le plus petit.

— On appelle ça un éclair au chocolat... Mais j'aurais pensé que tu aurais pris le chou à la crème.

Tout en disant cela, il désigna la fameuse pâtisserie, sachant que Aim ne pouvait pas lire les petites pancartes devant la nourriture.

— C'est vrai que ça a l'air bon, mais il n'y a pas de chocolat.

Le plus grand sourit avant de demander la fameuse pâtisserie, ainsi qu'un mille-feuille au vendeur. Pendant que ce dernier commencer à prendre la nourriture pour les mettre dans une des petites boites en carton fins, il redemanda la même question à l'enfant aux yeux vairons, ne voulant pas qu'il soit le seul à ne rien avoir. Ce dernier regarda de nouveau le plus grand dans les yeux, avant de retourner son attention sur son cousin qui lui souriait comme pour l'encourager à prendre quelque chose. Finalement il bredouilla d'une petite voix :

— Des macarons.

Le squelette à l'âme bicolore lui frotta la tête, pas surpris le moins du monde par ce choix. Puis lorsqu'ils partirent de la boulangerie, remerciant la tortue, il donna les petits gâteaux aux deux enfants, qui s'empressèrent d'en prendre un morceau. Nuisance tendit un macaron marron à Aim avant de rajouter :

— C'est au chocolat si tu veux gouter... Kills, Papa va être en colère contre nous s'il découvre qu'on lui a désobéit.

— Ne t'inquiète pas, il ne saura pas. Et puis, s'il le découvre, ce ne sera pas contre vous qu'il sera en colère, mais contre moi.

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The two children entered the bakery, accompanied by Killer and greeting the shop assistant, a rather elderly turtle. They walked towards the shop windows, looking at the many tapestries and pastries on display: black forest, fruity cakes filled with cream, mille-feuilles, cream puffs, lemon meringue tarts, macaroons, chocolate and coffee eclairs, pains au chocolat and croissants.

"It looks so good", Aim exclaimed in front of the window with stars in his eyes.

After choosing two cakes, a black forest and a fruit cake, Killer asked most naturally:

"Which one do you want?"

"But Papa said we should just get two cakes, and that we shouldn't get anything else or we wouldn't finish eating."

Nuisance had said this while looking at the taller boy, as if trying to detect whether this was a simple test or an oversight on his part. Seeing his confident smile, he knew he hadn't forgotten that or anything else, he just didn't feel like listening to the order that had originally been given to him.

"Night knows that when you go into a bakery with children you have to take a little pastry for a snack. And if you eat them on the way home, he won't know. So what do you want?"

"The chocolate one over there," the little one answered quickly.

"It's called a chocolate eclair... But I would have thought you would have taken the cream puff."

As he said this, he pointed to the famous pastry, knowing that Aim couldn't read the little signs in front of the food.

"It does look good, but there's no chocolate."

The taller boy smiled before asking the vendor for the famous pastry and a mille-feuille. As the latter started to take the food and put it in one of the small thin cardboard boxes, he asked the same question to the child with the minnow eyes, not wanting him to be the only one without anything. The latter looked the taller boy in the eye again, before returning his attention to his cousin who was smiling at him as if to encourage him to take something. Finally he stammered in a small voice:

"Macaroons."

The skeleton with the two-tone soul rubbed his head, not surprised in the least by this choice. Then as they left the bakery, thanking the turtle, he gave the little cakes to the two children, who hurried to take a piece. Nuisance handed Aim a brown macaroon before adding:

"It's chocolate if you want a taste... Kills, Dad will be angry with us if he finds out we disobeyed him."

"Don't worry, he won't find out. Besides, if he does find out, he won't be mad at you, he'll be mad at me."

#undertale #au #ua #killer #aim sans #nuisance #nuisance sans #killer sans #birthday #and I only realize after 2 days that I forgot to make tags ('•w • ) #of course Nightmare will know... probably

[random-xpressions]

Shit is real when someone's nuisance is more dearer than their silence...

Random Xpressions

#sweet #nuisance

[katieaki]

It Hurts Til It Don’t

January 2023 digital

J. Nuisance, Knife Church assassin, at a roadside shrine to Johnny Knives, her god/boss/dad.

instagram | twitter

#KatieAkiPresentsTheWasteland #digital art #original character #lgbtq art #lgbtq #lesbian art #wlw art #butch #butch lesbian #cowboy #gay cowboy #knifechurch #nuisance #Knife Church #procreate #digital drawing #dyke art

[puddleslimewrites]

Nuisance (Part 2)

Part 1 / Part 3

She kept coming back. Day after day, she would hide around corners and alleyways, waiting for her prey. Then, as soon as Villain walked by, she would forgo her hiding spot in order to follow them.

Not for the first time, the villain stopped and peered down at their little stalker. "What are you, five?" They'd long given up asking why she was so insistent on treading on their heel.

"Six," she said indignantly.

Villain elected to ignore the attitude. At least she was fast enough to keep up, and they were pleased to find that she was light on her feet as well. What she lacked in experience she made up for in grace. Or, as much grace as a six year old could have.

~

A week later, unbidden, she did something useful. Villain hadn't said a word as they examined the lock they needed to pick. The girl, having followed them all the way to the bunker, had run off after watching them, eyes flickering between the lock and Villain's frown. Villain thought nothing of it until she returned with a screwdriver. It was flat - perfect for their needs. They didn't question where she got it.

"Well done." They weren't used to giving out praises. They didn't smile or hug her or give her a pat on the back, but she beamed at them as if they'd done all of that and more.

When they were done with their scheme, Villain turned away from her. "Come," they beckoned, beginning to walk. "I can't have my little thief running around in tattered rags, can I?"

The girl paused a moment to decipher the meaning of their words. When she understood, she smiled again and ran after them.

~

One evening, Villain decided to give her a special task. In a matter of seconds she disappeared around the block, expression set with determination.

When their plans for the day weren't too dangerous Villain allowed her to stay. She was a good observer and quick to adapt. Slowly, but surely, she became less of a hindrance in their mind.

The villain chuckled, stopped, shook their head.

They didn't like her. No, she was useful, that's all. The child was smart, quick-witted, and light on her feet - all attributes that could be put to good use with her odd but welcome loyalty.

Yes, she was useful. There was no other reason they kept her around. No other reason at all.

#heroes and villains #villain prompt #accidental adoption #found family #villain sidekick #writing prompts #writing #puddleslimewrites #nuisance

[goodnessgraciousgal]

Enneagram type 5 continued 😆 in memes

#enneagram #enneagram type 5 #type 5 #the investigator #funny meme tho #emotions #critical thinking #common sense #laughing my ass off #data collection #google it #checkmate #nuisance

[fiction-quotes]

But from the first moment of his entering the house Strange found himself subject to that peculiarly uncomfortable Natural Law which states that whenever a person arrives at a place where he is not known, then wherever he stands he is sure to be in the way. He could not sit because the room he had been placed in contained no chairs – presumably in case the French should somehow penetrate the house and hide behind them – so he took up a position in front of a window. But then two officers came in and one of them wished to demonstrate some important military characteristic of the Portuguese landscape, for which purpose it was necessary to look out of the window. They glared at Strange who moved to stand in front of a half-curtained arch.

Meanwhile a voice was calling every moment from the passageway for someone named Winespill to bring the gunpowder barrels and to do it quickly. A soldier of very small stature and with a slight hunchback entered the room. He had a vivid purple birthmark on his face and appeared to be wearing part of the uniform of every regiment in the British Army. This, presumably, was Winespill. Winespill was unhappy. He could not find the gunpowder. He hunted in cupboards, under staircaises and on balconies. He called back every now and then “One moment!” – until the moment came when he thought to look behind Strange, behind the curtain and under the arch. Immediately he shouted out that he had found the casks of gunpowder now and he would have seen them earlier only Someone – here he gave Strange a very black look – was standing in front of them.

 —   Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell (Susanna Clarke)

#book quotes #fantasy fiction #historical fiction #alternate history #susanna clarke #jonathan strange & mr norrell #jonathan strange #winespill #strangers #discomfort #annoyance #disturbance #nuisance #awkwardness #embarrassment