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heich0e · 2 months
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need to know who u voted for and what ur thoughts are on who among the seijoh 4 are the best in bed (i voted mattsun i am a issei pussy pounder back breaker truther)
here is my definitive thought process re: ranking (no one is allowed to boo me)
#4 oikawa: PROBABLY A VERY UNPOPULAR OPINION but i think he rests on his pretty boy laurels a bit! not saying that he's in ANY way a bad fuck but i simply do not think he outranks his competitors here. so hot it's almost kind of annoying when he takes his clothes off.
#3 makki: he's got the spirit!! into weird stuff but is also very eager to please. very average guy energy but in an endearing way. still a very good fuck and especially as a hookup because he makes u feel very comfortable.
#2 mattsun: listen. i wanted to put him first. i really did. this is where i quite literally agonized in my internal debate. in fact, i would argue that he IS the most sexually charismatic of the four—however i live and die on the hill that his dick is HUGE. to the point that. it is arguably too big. u cannot have a quickie with issei because u either need like an hour of foreplay or enough lube that u basically need to take a hazmat shower after you're done. this is the only reason i marked him down. champagne problems.
#1 iwa: i don't think this needs a lot of explaining. iwaizumi hajime loverboy and pussy pleaser extraordinaire u will ALWAYS be famous to me.
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freakurodani · 24 days
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getting silly with @runayachi in the server tonight
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chanrizard · 2 months
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my bird app timeline is alive and Thriving bless the haikyuu fans lmao
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chimielie · 4 months
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and they were roommates actually changed me for the better…need to gnaw on him like a chew toy badly
thank you not-oikawa you deserve to chew on him. and they were roommates oikawa is literally a squeaky toy it’s what he was amde for
thank you for reading 💓💓💓
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red-elric · 1 year
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iwaoidaisuga.....
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maxidentscene · 1 year
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it’s honestly the way ive been so chan addicted recently and your writings are truly chef’s kiss 🥺 wishing for chan content 😩✌️
THANK U SM?! 🥰🥰🥰
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erintaro · 2 years
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@moots !! my user used to be @erinoikawa i did not leave just had a name change shdjsja i finally changed it after been wanting to do it for so long now 😭
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devilstruly · 2 months
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CALL ME BY YOUR NAME
hq men and terms of endearment they like to call you VS terms of endearment they like being called
a/n: excuse the bias
warnings: nsfw mentioned
> kuroo lives for trying the most ridiculous petnames on you
> ironically uses babe and baby because he knows it grosses you out
> his favorite is kitten because it makes you cringe so hard and he has the most serious face when he says it too
> when he calls you sweetheart you know he's plotting something
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< will absolutely shut down if you call him pretty boy, handsome or love
< he lives for just tetsu though
< you use it the most and it never fails to make him all giddy
< he thoroughly enjoys the way you say it
< also loves hearing you moan his full name
> similar to kuroo, oikawa loves calling you stupid things
> such as sugarplum, pookie bear, etc.
> tho when he's being serious and tender he uses love or angel
> sometimes throws in some spanish names for the fun of it
> mi amor, mi reina, etc.
> mostly uses beautiful during sex
VS
< also dies when you call him pretty boy
< he likes just tooru too but always whines how since he's your boyfriend you should have a special nickname for him
< will settle for baby, babe tho
> atsumu's go-to is angel and i will not be convinced otherwise
> also a sweetheart user
> babe and baby are used ironically, mostly in public and/or in front of his friends to show off
> darling when he's in the mood
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< unsurprisingly folds at tsumu, it's his favorite
< again, pretty and handsome work too
> sakusa, the gentleman he is, 9/10 times uses darling
> the remaining 1 is reserved for simply your name
> but he says it in such a way that makes your heart melt
VS
< handsome does the trick but if you turn the tables and use darling on him then he's a goner
< finds omi cute and always tries to hide his smile when he hears you say it
> very similar to sakusa, akaashi is also a gentleman who prefers my love and darling
VS
< call him sir when he's between your legs and you're gonna be busy for hours
> iwaizumi is a simple man
> doll and sweetheart
VS
< loves when you call him haji it makes him blush each and every time and he's absolutely a goner
< has a thing for sir too
> terushima loves babe but in a serious way
> it's what he uses the most
> also the type to use ridiculous names
> throws in something in italian from time to time yes he knows italian
VS
< absolutely adores when you call him by his first name
< makes it his mission the neighbors hear it too [cough] any chance he gets
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idlerin · 3 months
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nonsense — 39. coming home
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masterlist — previous | next
✦ fun facts !
[name] and oikawa’s conversation (while at his place) before she replied to user @legallyhis went like “would u be mad if i replied to ur fans on twt…” -[name] (bored), “no, u can do wtv u want i’ll back u up” -tooru (making business calls).
oikawa really trusted sato (sato being his manager ever since) but when the evidence kept piling up against him he was just mad :(
akaashi woke up this morning to bokuto laying on top of him <3 (sorry im having bokuaka brainrot)
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nonsense ! an oikawa tooru social media au
synopsis. you were oikawa tooru’s #1 fan, until you became his #1 hater. you hated him so much you went viral on twitter (accidentally) and literally became known as “the oikawa tooru hater”, doesn’t help that he keeps fueling the fire by subtweeting you. everyone is all in for this new drama. what isn’t known to the public, is that this particular drama’s been on hold for three years (him being your ex and all).
a/n — i like how i made [name] stay as her petty self till the end 🤣 final chapter of main story next :((((
taglist is closed ! + (1/2) @kawaii-angelanne @ceneridiankaa @kittycasie @rukia-uchiha-98 @polish-cereal @kellesvt @rockleeisbaeeee @kashxyou @imsoluvly @jjulliette @tooruchiiscribs @littlefreakjulia @gomjohs @qualitygiantshoepsychic @mellowknightcolorfarm @konzumeken @migosple @kuroogguk @sangwooooo @katsu-shi @wolffmaiden @rijhi @2baddies-1porsche @yeehawcity @aishkaaa @crueldinasty @renardiererin @yyuiz @llamakenma @penguinlovestowrite @princelingperfect @hearts4faey @yoonabeo @pantherhappy @julia-1901 @godsbiggestmenace @angel-luv-04 @noideawhothatis @bethbat @natsvmie @luna-mothii @lylovw @apinu @leave-rae-alone @kamikokii @bananasquash @eitaababe @minimari415 @hanabihwa @nilopillo
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eggyrocks · 29 days
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part six: silly string
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fun facts:
iwaizumi is a movie buff
he refuses to accept the title of film bro though oikawa is still recovering from calling him one
he rates every movie he sees on letterboxd but his reviews are either "good" "bad" or "meh"
hinata also uses letterboxd but the only thing he's rated on there is the sonic movie
tsukishima is also an letterboxd user and his reviews always get a shocking number of likes
album playing in the coffee shop today: this is why by paramore
an: we're so back
taglist: @wyrcan @rieieieieieiei @thechaosoflonging @publicbathroompanic @bedeater @rottingt1tz @rintarawr @deluluforcarlos55 @ahseyy @localgaytrainwreck @cherrypieyourface @baskin-robinhoods @garden-of-bri @shotenvinsoot @sugartits123 @awktwurtle @randomidk-123 @httpakkeiji @hikikaimar @rinaheartss @hypnoticmistake @eyes-ofhell @noodleswastaken @nnnyxie @hermaeusmora @rasisarchive @lees-chaotic-brain @sabar7 @marzzn @phoenix-eclipses @causenessus @potatogaryy @ilychee08 @yxcntruu @cotton-eee @minnniee (complete this form to be added)
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what Haikyuu characters smell like
…. because i’m sick of the sandalwood - vanilla bullshit, they're all in high school, they all smell like Axe or sweat
Hinata Shouyou
doesn't shower, but probably still has baby sweat so he doesn't stink
Kageyama Tobio
smells like Nivea cream. Very clean, very nice but also big baby vibes
Tsukishima Kei
showers with what his mom packed him so probably some organic oat-scented shit
Yamaguchi Tadashi
actually cares about his products and smells nice for a teenager but nobody notices
Ennoshita Chikara
Axe. Because everyone is using it, not because he thinks it's cool.
Nishinoya Yuu
doesn't shower. Also Axe.
Tanaka Ryuunosuke
showers sometimes, but only when his sister says that he stinks. Axe.
Azumane Asahi
one of the only people that actually smell attractive. definitely had an Axe phase in middle school tho. 
Sugawara Koushi
the only one on the team with a fresh shirt every practice, smells like fresh laundry
Sawamura Daichi
dad smell, like 3 in 1 hair, body, face and working in the garage
Iwaizumi Hajime
responsible adult, has a nice cologne and doesn't use too much of it, just enough. buys body wash in bulk because it’s cheaper and more convenient.
Oikawa Tooru
smells like everything. has a nice (in his opinion) perfume, strongly scented floral body wash, citrusy shampoo and coconut body butter. he is living his best life but everyone has to deal with his smell that enters the room before he does.
Matsukawa Issei & Hanamaki Takahiro
bought Axe and “manly man” body wash for shits and giggles and “ironically” use them. but in the end they still smell like Axe. also yes they bought one of each and share everything.
Yahaba Shigeru
easily impressed by Oikawa, also experiments with different smells but thankfully he’s more subtle with it
Kyoutani Kentarou
Axe.
Terushima Yuuji
Axe.
Aone Takanobu
nice, subtle scent, smells cozy.
Ushijima Wakatoshi
soap is soap, so also Axe.
Tendou Satori
either washes with just water or has a very specific and complicated hair care routine. there is no inbetween. smells like sandalwood and no one knows why.
Shirabu Kenjirou
Axe.
Daishou Suguru
you would think he’s edgy and different, but deep down we all know he uses Axe.
Miya Atsumu
Axe. He is THE prime Axe user. if someone thinks it's cool and manly it's Miya Atsumu.
Miya Osamu
Axe. but one of the milder ones
Suna Rintarou
doesn’t care. Axe.
Haiba Lev
stole his dads fancy cologne, which would be nice and all if he didn’t shower with a chocolate-scented body wash.
Kozume Kenma
long haired gamer. doesn’t shower. probably borrows deodorant from someone on the team because he didn’t pack any and doesn’t care how he smells. so Axe.
Yamamoto Taketora
doesn’t shower. Axe.
Kuroo Tetsurou
token “manly highschooler smell”. overuses Calvin Klein cologne. but shower gel? Axe. ironically watches the alpha male self care routines but secretly notes the shit down.
Yaku Morisuke
buys his products in those mom shops, all his products smell nice like lavender, jasmine or cotton and are vegan, clean and non-gmo.
Akaashi Keiji
takes care of himself. uses basic products, but has a separate product for everything, doesn’t believe in the 3 in 1 (actually uses a conditioner and face wash). smells like he showers regularly so the rest of the team is greatly impressed.
Bokuto Koutarou
Axe. douses himself with the deodorant. definitely had a tutti frutti phase in the past 2 years.
Sakusa Kiyoomi
rubbing alcohol, uses only hypoallergenic, non-scented products.
Yachi Hitoka
bought a strawberry-scented soap because it looked really cute. doesn’t like the scent at all but still uses it because she is anxious to tell her mom to get her a new one.
Shimizu Kiyoko
smells very feminine, uses fancier brands with floral smells.
Ukai Keishin
cigarettes. bought cologne to impress women but rarely uses it.
Takeda Ittetsu
laundry detergent. always has clean clothes and changes often.
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The Haikyuu Characters Text you “I Can’t Sleep” | Pt.1
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Pairing: Haikyuu boys x f!reader
Notes: Hi everybody! For my recent update for the texting series after the poll ended, here we have another Haikyuu chapter! I decided to start a new series while I debate on changing around my masterlist. While I think it’s a little messy and the perfectionist side of me wants to fix it, the chaotic side of me enjoys it being not user-friendly. 
For this kick off chapter, the characters I have are: Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Matsukawa, Makki, Kyōtani, Kunimi, Kindaichi, Akaashi, Bokuto, and Terushima!
If you want to check out my masterlist for the texting series posts as I make them, you can follow {this link} to the page!
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kaveehs · 2 years
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How He Flusters You — Kuroo Tetsurou
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gender neutral reader, wc ≈ 0.6k, reader is a bit upset in this, overall pretty fluffy, not proofread
synopsis: the rare occasion where college!kuroo successfully flusters you…
a/n: this was originally going to be a small drabble but i found myself getting carried away again, however i really like how this turned out! please lmk if i should do the same thing with iwaizumi and oikawa :))
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you’re really bummed out because you didn’t get a good grade on the exam he put so much effort into helping you study for. eventually, you facetime (or just video call for my non apple users) him to tell him the bad news.
he’s not disappointed in you. if anything, he feels terrible seeing you so down on yourself about your bad grade. so he drops everything he’s doing to hang out with you and try to lift your spirits. he tells you to stop by his dorm.
and you’re so eager to get there. you walk hastily (practically sprint) to his dorm room. when you get there, you softly knock on the door. from the other side, you can hear faint footsteps approaching the door, and it unlocking. kuroo swings the door open.
“i’m sorry, next time i’ll work even—” you start, but you find yourself lost for words once you look at kuroo. he answers the door in a pair of light gray joggers and a black t-shirt draped over his shoulder, though the first thing you notice is his toned figure.
“don’t apologize, you put in quite a lot of effort. you don’t need to ace the exam for me to be proud of you,” he praises. he’s so sincere and genuine yet so painfully unaware of how he can make you feel flustered so easily. “i know you’ll do great on the next one.”
“it means a lot,” you say in such a small voice. you mentally scoff at how bashful you are at this moment.
“let’s do something fun, yeah? maybe we can go watch a movie. the one you said you wanted to watch but couldn’t because we were studying,” kuroo’s lips curled into a smile.
“i don’t know i just-” you sigh, stepping into his dorm room and sit on his bed. “i’m sorry i let you down.”
“don’t be like that,” he says, walking over to you, sitting down next to you. “you exceeded my expectations every time.”
“so does this mean you have such low expectations for me? i’m so hurt tetsurou,” you hold back a burst of laughter as you notice his face becoming red and he tries to frantically explain that’s not what he meant. “can we just lay here? i’m not too thrilled to see the movie anymore. being in your company is enough,” you mumble, avoiding his gaze.
“we can.”
and that’s how it starts. you rest your head above his shoulder, and you find yourself subconsciously tracing your index finger against his bare chest. he takes notice of this as he looks down at you, but faintly smiles without saying anything. you begin to draw the shape of a heart on him.
“is that a heart you drew,” he looked at your finger on his chest, softly laughing joyfully. he’s words caused you to freeze. when you finally realized what you were doing, you quickly sat up.
“what are you talking about,” you replied nervously. “you know, maybe we should go watch that movie. let’s get up and go quickly.” you stood up fast, walking towards the other side of his room.
kuroo blinks at you confused, but he doesn’t ask you any questions. he just nods and quietly smirks and grabs the shirt he had folded on his nightstand.
you want to wipe the smirk off his face so badly but you can’t blame him. </3
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bokutosmochi · 1 year
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first floor already too full?
☆ - special of the month (latest addition to masterlist. not necessarily latest one written)
♡ - confectioner’s favorite (a personal favorite of mine)
† - smut, mdni
☽ - dark content
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last updated: april 16
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MULTIPLE PEOPLE
HAIKYUU!!
when someone can't take "no" for an answer (oikawa toru, semi eita, kuroo tetsuro, ushijima wakatoshi, iwaizumi hajime, kageyama tobio)
good boy † (suna rintaro, tendo satori, tsukishima kei, bokuto kotaro, miya atsumu, semi eita)
mister oblivious, eyes on him ( sakusa kiyoomi, akaashi keiji, ojiro aran, sawamura daichi, iwaizumi hajime) ♡
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JUJUTSU KAISEN
what the brat deserves † (itadori yuji, gojo satoru, nanami kento, fushiguro toji, geto suguru, kamo noritoshi)
when you propose to them, they... (sukuna ryomen, gojo satoru, todo aoi, nobara kugisaki, nanami kento, mai zenin, maki zenin, itadori yuji, inumaki toge)
“please pretend to be my boyfriend, someone following me” (gojo satoru, geto suguru, sukuna ryomen, fushiguro toji, nanami kento)
hard 2 love (gojo satoru, sukuna ryomen, fushiguro megumi)
be cruel to me as i'm a fool for you [or jjk men's signs of chivalry] (gojo satoru, geto suguru, fushiguro toji, nanami kento, sukuna ryomen)
h is for hot (cause that’s what i be) [or random drabbles about jjk men receiving head] (gojo satoru, geto suguru, fushiguro toji, nanami kento, sukuna ryomen) ♡ †
my back arched like a cat my position couldn't stop (you were hitting it) [or jjk men's k!nks] (gojo satoru, geto suguru, fushiguro toji, nanami kento, sukuna ryomen) ♡ †
SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! [or embarrassing moments with jjk men] (gojo satoru, geto suguru, fushiguro toji, nanami kento, sukuna ryomen)
erogenous zone ( gojo satoru, geto suguru, fushiguro toji, nanami kento, sukuna ryomen) †
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call me little sunshine (when you feel all alone)  or when you don't use the shaw pack boys' nickname (david shaw, asher talbot, milo greer)
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HAIKYUU!!
KARASUNO:
hinata shoyo
random hinata shoyo headcannons
kageyama tobio
kageyama tobio boyfriend headcannons
AOBA JOHSAI:
oikawa toru
general oikawa headcannons
iwaizumi hajime
boyfriend!iwaizumi headcannons
SHIRATORIZAWA:
semi eita
random semi eita headcannons
boyfriend semi eita headcannons
tendo satori
nsfw!tendo headcannons †
tendo satori boyfriend headcannons
ushijima wakatoshi
random ushijima wakatoshi headcannons
boyfriend ushijima wakatoshi headcannons
FUKURODANI:
akaashi keiji
boyfriend!akaashi headcannons
random akaashi keiji headcannons chapter II
nsfw akaashi keiji headcannons †
bokuto kotaro
nsfw!bokuto headcannons †
boyfriend bokuto kotaro headcannons chapter III
how to: make the light in bokuto kotaro's eyes even brigher
NEKOMA:
kuroo tetsuro
boyfriend kuroo tetsuro headcannons
random kuroo tetsuro headcannons
INARIZAKI:
miya atsumu
nsfw!atsumu headcannons †
random miya atsumu headcannons
miya osamu
would it be shallow †
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JUJUTSU KAISEN
STUDENTS:
itadori yuji
nsfw itadori yuji headcannons †
so put on mascara (and your party dress) ♡
fushiguro megumi
return of the kings
CURSED SPIRITS:
sukuna ryomen
human, mortal things ♡
a battle of concepts: second thoughts
the unspoken rule
five things ♡
a thousand years cruel, a thousand years wise ♡
only you, darling ♡
CURSE USERS:
geto suguru
nsfw geto suguru headcannons †
heard you got a friend (what's his head like?) † ♡ (featuring gojo satoru)
i surrender who i've been for who you are
     make him jealous! (ft. wingman!gojo satoru) ♡
SORCERERS:
gojo satoru
space is just a word made up by someone who's afraid to get close ♡
heard you got a friend (what's his head like?) † ♡ (featuring geto suguru)
she looks just like a dream (the prettiest girl i've ever seen)
touchstarved
cheater? never! 
return of the kings
nanami kento
cat dad ♡
his sugar daddy tendencies † ♡
you call the shots, babe (i just wanna be yours) †
the more things change 
living in a winter wonderland
she’s a wh♡re! i l♡ve it! † ♡ ☆ 
MONKEYS NON-SHAMANS:
fushiguro toji
nsfw fushiguro toji headcannons †
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OBEY ME
mammon
you’ve got my body (flesh and bone) ♡
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asher talbot
now my life is cinnamon (like a fucking dream i’m living in) ♡
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polafairy · 2 years
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SAKUATSU (and other rarepair ships) FIC MASTERLIST!
saw someone do this and i just had to give my 2 cents because i have way too much love for these! some of these recs are no stranger to sexual intimacy for a heads up! One thing guaranteed is that all of these are completed, and HEA despite the angst that may come through :)
SAKUATSU
1. smoke and mirrors
ohmygod. i read this in the plane to new york and MY was i seated reading this whole thing. this sneaky little fic gave me all the domesticity & fluff my heart couldn't handle but alas, as most fake relationship aus do, it also fucking broke me BUT picked the pieces back up very nicely. 10/10.
(msby jackals, r-rated, CUTE)
2. the affective presence of our black and white reruns
lord have merthy. literally pining at its best!! they are both idiots and bad at feelings but good at.. very good at /it/. also you should keep in mind that this fic is inspired by paramore's all i wanted was you and let me tell you nothing bad ever comes out of being inspired by paramore. ever. skts from u-18 camp up until msby jackals.
3. bound
AHHHHH. LITERALLY the crème de la crème of slow burn. Actors au? Check. Killer banter? Check. Gratifying cast of characters? CHECK. ao3 user internetpistol is VITAL to the sakuatsu fanfiction circle, all her works are must-reads! very r-rated. as in this is equal amounts porn and feelings.
4. hand study
THIS IS CRACK. If you need to believe in love again this is literally all you need. It also breaks you for extra measure on the realness. This is also Atsumu with hand fetish reserved only for Kiyoomi but accidently injures it during practice so now he decides to take care of Kiyoomi in his apartment where they do sexy domestic couple shit and slowly fall in love and fuck it up but resolve it again. The perfect ingredients list as u can tell.
(MSBY jackals, fluff, r-rated)
5. play among the stars
I usually take a hard pass on sci-fi material BUT HELLO??? SEXY BODYGUARD KIYOOMI AND SEXY CRIMINAL ATSUMU STUCK ON THE MOON FOR 2 MONTHS?? What insane person would pass on that. Also very easy to pick up on despite its content surrounding on space. r-rated.
6. again, until it's perfect
this is utter perfection. I have so much love for skts stupidity and top tier banter and this is just all of that but also gives satisfaction to the heart.
(easy one-sitting read, msby teammates skts, fluff)
7. three sheets to the wind
this is literature. like miss ao3 user fairycake can write romeo and juliet but shakespear will never be able to write three sheets to the wind by ao3 user fairycake. lil bit r-rated
(pirate au, heaven sent, witty as hell, impressive humor)
RAREPAIRS
1. persephone by batman
kageyama/tsukishima. arranged marriage. strangers to lovers. lyrical writing it almost ALMOST puts t swift to shame. feelings dripped in gold.
2. venus planet of love by fatal
kageyama/kunimi. again with the lyrical writing this is literally the integration of love and poetry.
3. hunger by iphido
akaashi/osamu. even more beautiful writing. 2 souls trying to pick up the pieces of their hearts together i love them.
4. questionnaire by iphido
kageyama/oikawa. poetry through an interview and it's very short but just very sweet.
5. the contest between by batman
akaashi/osamu. this fic has my soul in shambles. it has so much care, research, and love for food and feelings. the chef miya osamu (side dilf) agenda is also just excellently done. yearning seeps through every word and i just love this so much please give it a chance.
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