#or Barbatos because birds

[banterismylovelanguage]

I headcanon that Wind Sprite Venti is either silent altogether (meaning he can’t communicate with humans whatsoever, only through body language) or he makes little chirrup sounds, kind of like a bird.

#what if he sang like a bird every morning #if he’s silent he communicates primarily through his eyes #angry eyes sad eyes surprised etc #but mostly they’re half crescent moon shaped because he’s a happy lil thing #ahh whisp venti is so darn adorable #venti #genshin impact #genshin headcanons #genshin barbatos #my thoughts #wisp venti #wind sprite venti

[wyvernne]

goD i think about diluc soo much but now when ur asking for headcanons i blanked sksks

- was SUCH a fussy baby spent the first 6 months red faced and screaming every day sjsjsj

- terror-menace toddler, crepus went grey early

- was pitied alot as a kid for not having a mother and responded by stubbornly refusing to acknowledge her existence or any complicated feelings he has about her in general, refused to listen to most of crepus' musings about her as a result kaeya even knows more about her than she does

- was quite pious so he used to go to the favonius church every sunday at LEAST if not more, he still goes during holidays cause its famliar and kinda socially expected

- needs glasses, at the very least for reading

- everyone always hc him having really cool names for his falcon but hes really not the creative type he probably named it "bird" or smth

- hes got a knack for languages

- when give the choice in chess he always chooses to play black

- nothing in the world will convince me that he let varka take his personal horses with him on his expedition or at least not all of them

- because the ragnvindrs are unofficial mondstadt royalty theyve had a lot of political marriages so he has some lineage from every nation hes mostly mondstadter though

- he has a sweet tooth ❤

I keep thinking about what his falcon might be named but given she's in official art of diluc as a kid I have to assume he named her when he was little so it's definitely something dumb :')

#asks #anonymous #when I was 5 I named my cat meow meow because she meowed LMAO #I guarantee only a select few know his bird's name bc he's embarrassed about it #I love the notion that as a knight diluc was dutiful in his devotion to barbatos. but after everything that happened.. #he goes to keep an eye on things and just internally sighs during the hymnals because the archon himself is an absolute pain in diluc's ass #diluc seriously considering if it's blasphemy to deck an archon #diluc headcanons #vampluc def avoids the church like the plague even before meeting mc

[ifearzombies]

What You Wear

Little things I headcanon MC wears on their RAD uniform to keep the people they love close during the day.

From Lucifer:

A small brooch of a peacock feather on your RAD jacket. It’s a beautiful golden feather with multi-colored gems to detail the colours. You love how it accents your uniform and makes you feel slightly more regal.

From Mammon:

You have not just the chocolate lizard keychain, but there’s one of a bird on your RAD uniform belt. It’s not really gold, and the gem eyes are just crystals, but the bird sits on your waist everyday and you fiddle with it when you miss your first man.

From Leviathan:

You have a small goldfish pendant. The chain is a snake-chain design and the pendant is made of acrylic to make it look real. On the back it reads ‘To my Henry’. You can’t help but occasionally kiss it when you pass Levi in the halls to make him blush.

From Satan:

A small golden ring with cats carved into it sits on your middle left finger (with Satan’s instructions to show Lucifer just the one finger to show it off). The cats have emerald eyes to match Satan’s and you fiddle with it when you’re in class together and watch him perform his spells.

From Asmodeus:

A jangly charm bracelet with little chibis of him sits on your right wrist. He wants you to remember his beauty when you’re separated and this was the perfect way for you to look at him when you’re apart.

From Beelzebub:

He gave you a fitbit that you wear on your left wrist so that you can keep track of your health. Humans have short life spans, so he wants you to stay healthy so you can have as much time together as possible. Plus he likes to compete with you slightly over who has more steps per day. He always wins, but you can’t help but keep ‘competing’ to see his overjoyed smile.

From Belphegor:

You have a ring on middle right finger with Belphie’s bear emblem on it, the stones amethyst and diamonds to show his colours. He smiles when he sees the ring on your hand and is sure to comment on it. You ruffle his hair in return.

From Solomon:

You have fire topaz earring studs from the magician. They’re enchanted to boost your magic abilities during exams that involve magic since your powers (without boost) is weak in comparison to him. He smiles whenever he sees you wear them outside of RAD.

From Simeon:

On another belt loop you have a couple of the diamond shaped gold plates that came from Simeon’s angelic clothing. He got the ones he removed replaced, but he wanted you to have the originals so that he’d always be with you- like a guardian angel.

From Luke:

Your feet never get tired from walking around RAD all day because Luke gave you several pairs of socks from the Celestial Realm that make it feel like you’re walking on clouds. You thank the little angel every chance you get because you walk EVERYWHERE in the Devildom. The socks have been your biggest lifesaver.

From Barbatos:

In the breast pocket of your RAD uniform is the most exquisite pocket watch with the emblem for RAD on it’s cover and on the back, Barbatos’ demon symbol. You’re an example. And should always be on time and presentable, in his opinion. Whenever you’re caught using it, Barbatos gives a nod of approval and smiles.

From Diavolo:

In another pocket of your uniform is a glasses case with Diavolo’s symbol on it. The glasses are enchanted to translate demonic texts to a language you understand as when you first arrived, you couldn’t understand some of your textbooks. You cherish the glasses. Plus, Diavolo has stated he thinks they look great on you, so you tend to wear them most of the day you’re at RAD.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me om #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me levi #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me asmo #obey me beelzebub #obey me beel #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #obey me solomon #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me barbatos #obey me diavolo

[devildomsoup]

Silly little headcanons #2

Silly Little Headcanons #1

Lucifer

He sleeps with socks on.

Has on multiple occasions carried a crying Asmodeus around.

His home screen on his phone is a picture of his brothers with a poorly edited Cerberus in the background.

Can sing the entirety of Bohemian Rapsody without missing a note.

Mammon

Has a drawer with all the things Luke has given him. There's a lock on it.

Stands with one foot on his thigh when preparing noodles.

His keys are attached to his pants because he kept forgetting them.

Ruffles his brothers' hair. All of them.

Leviathan

Remembers everyone's favourite shows so he can buy them merchandise for their birthday.

Makes stickers so he can decorate Henry's fish tank.

Brings glowsticks to Beel's Fangol games.

Wears wrist warmers during winter.

Satan

Has kicked Lucifer in the balls more than one time.

He has a tendency to bump his hip into tables and chairs, you name it

Really good at jump ropes. He can even do tricks.

Has a secret stash of catnip.

Asmodeus

Ran a marathon in heels out of spite.

Had a slime Deviltube channel back when it was trendy.

Very skilled at origami. Made a bouquet for MC's birthday.

Has fallen down the stairs quite a few times.

Beelzebub

Ate the slime Asmodeus made for his Deviltube channel. It's a mystery how he didn't end up sick.

Kicked the front door off its hinges by accident 13 times in the span of 5 days.

Eats most fruits without peeling them first.

Makes a buzzing sound when you scratch his head.

Belphegor

Will take naps on any bed, but it has a tendency to not be his own.

Almost drowned in a bowl of soup once because he fell asleep.

This man never wears matching socks.

If he moos at cows, they will come running to him. He is the cow summoner.

Simeon

Falls for clickbait at least twice per day.

Accidently ordered 100 spoons online instead of 10. He won't run our spoons any time soon.

Likes to make flower arrangements.

Sleeps with a giant Teddy bear that takes up half the bed.

Raphael

He sounds like he's about to keel over and die every time he coughs.

Brings Solomon's cooking with him for lunch.

Forgot Luke in a supermarket.

Randomly brings animals with him to Purgatory Hall.

Luke

Has a hard time telling left from right.

Owns multiple kazoos.

He will never admit but he really enjoys shoulder rides.

Likes to spin around on office chairs. Sometimes he does it too much and ends up extremely dizzy.

Solomon

He once caused a chemical reaction with his cooking that forced the residents of Purgatory to live at the castle for a week.

Has no feelings in his pinky toes. He will ram them into a table leg full force and not even flinch.

Falls asleep on the couch all the time.

Can mimic animal sounds like a pro.

Thirteen

Falls out of her bed all the time. She moves a lot in her sleep.

Her very first trap was a bucket of water on a door. It hit Solomon straight on the head.

Really good at acrobatics.

Had a pet squirrel for many years. It died of old age and Thirteen was devastated when it happened.

Diavolo

Almost broke Barbatos' hand out of excitement when going to the cinema for the first. He apologised for weeks after the incident.

Skilled at climbing. It really comes in handy when he wants to sneak out of the castle.

Likes to do rubber duck races.

Hits his head on doorframes all the time.

Barbatos

Will randomly just do cartwheels.

Slides down the railings in the castle when there isn't anyone around to see it.

Likes to play the piano with the Little D.'s

Don't be surprised if you see birds or other animals help Barbatos. Demon Snow White.

Mephistopheles

He can and will destroy you in Uno.

Helps Luke with homework from time to time. Don't tell anyone though.

Has high kicked a demon into the ceiling because he heard them conspire against Diavolo.

He has a great singing voice.

#obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me simeon #obey me raphael #obey me luke #obey me solomon #obey me thirteen #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me mephistopheles #obey me headcanons

[kaeyacollection]

Who's ready for my Master Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss Crepus Theory!!

I originally posted this over at Hoyolab and people there seemed to really like my favorite joke theory that Crepus just tries to gaslight the whole of Mondstadt right after obtaining Kaeya

Majority of this will be the same but with little tweaks for the wonderful tumblr audience

This joke stems from Kaeya's introduction:

and the use of the word "rumored"

Cause it's not like it said beyond Teyvat or the seven nations just Mondstadt

And I mean like c'mon how many families are living off the grid in Mondstadt

(Actually... Don't answer that I forgot Glory's boyfriend is just

Out there in the bush with Razor...)

Initially I had the idea of Crepus walking around the markets one day carrying Kaeya with Diluc beside him running into Varka who asks:

"Who's the boy?"

"You mean my son?"

"Not Diluc the boy you're carrying"

"I have two sons? You know this??"

But then the Caribert quest came out mentioning Kaeya ran away from home near immediately and was dragged home by Crepus just as fast and it became even funnier

Cause imagine you're by the docks one day and richest man in town gets off the boat with no cargo but instead a tiny child you may not have seen before that Crepus seems to be very cross with at the moment and threatening to turn him into a leash kid if he runs off again

In a small town that loves gossip do you know how fast that information is spreading? Cause I do and Varka's knocking on Crepus's door 30 minutes later like:

"Is this what we're doing? We're just taking kids now?"

Both paths lead to Varka asking where Kaeya comes from and getting hit with a

"I think you're a bit too old to still be confused about the birds and the bees Varka"

Varka getting frustrated to the point he just starts demanding Kaeya tell him what's up

Love to see him following in his fathers footsteps of stressing Varka the fuck out

And upon hearing how his birth father left for juice and didn't return Varka went

"Good! That was ALL I needed to know!!"

Follow ups on if his father intended to abandon him or got lost in the storm and needed a search party?

Don't care!! You weren't kidnapped!!

Welcome to the knights! 🤝

Which bringing it back to it only being a rumor

In a town of alcoholics, who's gonna call out the one guy with the winery?

Here's some add ons that got sparked from the comment section 😘

Bonus panels would have included Varka showing up with Rosaria one day mimicking Crepus about "wHaT you ForGot I haD a Kid" sparking a trend within the community of just adopting random children to the point posters are made saying "In Barbatos name: See a child Take a child"

Alice seeing it and pulling a "when in rome" tucking both Albedo and Diluc(who is yelling he is an adult) under her arms and telling Klee if she ever sees someone in need of a mom let her know she'll send over the paperwork right away

And then the last bonus: Venti wakes up, walks in through the gate while playing a tune, and stops when he sees the poster, not sure if he needs to start yet another revolution, or if this one is fine actually

I imagine the posters had to be taken down because visitors were losing their kids left and right and the solution of parents pinning a note saying "not dead & still want custody" to their kids shirt didn't catch on but the saying still lives strong in the hearts of Mondstadt's citizens I mean look Bennett and his 27 dads Mondstadt may have a lot of orphans but the demand is even higher

Comment on original post:

"I have a headcanon where Kaeya fooled first Crepus, then the rest of Mondstadt but.this is too funny!! I want to see this happening!"

Which prompted one of my new favorite lines at the end:

"Wait by fool Crepus first do you mean like Crepus finding him out in the storm bringing him inside to ask him where he lives and Kaeya's just

"? I live here? You adopted me? Are you feeling okay?"

Cause I'm absolutely cry laughing over this that's so good but that also means when Kaeya runs away Crepus is just

"hey no no l'm not misplacing you a second time come home" "

#Kaeya may have wandered away from his last family (believes Crepus) but that sure as fuck wasn't gonna happen a second time #Kaeya #kaeya alberich #crepus ragnvindr #Crepus #dawn family #genshin impact #Genshin #thats right now I get to be the one with the many tags trying to get this out there lmao #dont worry I wont do this often here this blog is primarily a trap to get you guys to check out a very talented lore blog #uh I mean... #to show you various fan works of Kaeya? #hey what's that pinned post up there? #god I hope this is formatted right I havent made a tumblr post since we had post headers #and god damn did it keep fighting me #also it's like 5 a.m. if you see any mistakes... #that's tomorrow's problem

[tinandabin]

Sagau but the reader is the ACTUAL creator. Part 2

ok so, I mean that in most sagau fics the reader gets ise-kaied into sagau and gets blamed as the imposter creator (?) when they are the creator because golden blood shit syxbsuzn the thing is, you've been the real creator since start, no ise-kais or whatever.

_________

You were casually sitting in one of the flower fields, fingers flipping through some scrolls as the sun shined and brushed your soft skin. The birds were chirping and the wind was calm, a sign of harmony and peace.

You smiled, glad to know that Teyvat is the best as it can be. Twirling a sweet flower in one of yours hands, you continued to read the ancient scrolls.

Before you knew it, the sun was clouded and the winds picked up the pace, the birds and animals all scurrying off. For the first time in a while, Teyvat, no, the Archons did something against the Creator's wish.

______

"Filthy impostor! You dare take our creator's face and try to fool us?" Morax spat out at the poor girl, trembling with fear and anxiety. She didn't do anything. She's innocent. Why must she be killed for having been born like this?

Morax pointed out his polearm at the girl's throat while the bystanders watched. 'They are watching.' The girl thought. 'Why isn't anyone helping me? What did I do?'

Morax's amber eyes glared at her as soon enough, the rest of the Archons were present.

"Stupid girl, you made a mistake by stumbling upon here." Barbatos mockingly said, slightly pitying the girl because he too is nothing but an imposter. The thought made him want to perhaps, perhaps help the girl out. But oh, what if she is actually impersonating the creator to try and get something? The thought echoed in his mind and he decided for her fate to be sealed.

The winds picked up their pace.

Ei's bright purple eyes strikingly glared at the girl, "You dare to have the same face as our creator," She said with venom lacing her tone.( what eh fuck am I doing )

Thunder struck one of the trees.

As Morax went to strike down the head of the impostor with his polearm, one final thing happened.

The ground started rumbling.

"You dare try and behead one of the innocent?" Your voice spoke out amidst the tense atmosphere.

And there you were, the All-Creator in all their glory.

______

Masterlist

#sagau #dark #god reader #sagau x reader #genshin imagines #genshin impact #genshin drabbles #genshin sagau #yandere sagau #yandere genshin x reader #yandere genshin impact #yandere genshin #yandere genshin imagines #genshin impact imagines #zhongli #raiden ei #barbatos #venti #genshin impact morax #raiden shogun

[skyeslittlecorner]

The little kings scenarios you have are the best! Here's a cute idea: you know how kids think you're the best when you do things they couldn't do? How about a scenario where they think you're the absolute coolest after rescuing them from...idk, something 😅 Like it's hard to imagine them being in grave trouble (maybe except for levi my poor bby) but for the sake of this ask, the little kings ran into trouble and the mc, in all their human capacity, saved them in the nick of time.

These little guys are a thousand times more powerful than their own subjects, let alone humans. Time to give them a problem they can't solve by force (or at least they shouldn't). It's good that in the eyes of children the smallest problems can be the weight of a collapsing world, and it's good that we are here to save them.

A small spoiler for ch5 in Mammon's part.

Satan will do anything to avoid going to the dentist, even as an adult, let alone as a child. But if you go with him, maybe it won't be so bad. Maybe. It's not even about the pain, he just doesn't like it when someone picks at his mouth. It's true that you won't find a magical solution, but you can hold his little hand. And let him squeeze you when he hurts. Also, you can buy him a dog chew. Either way, you will be his most favorite human in all worlds.

Mammon, as a child, had a big problem with too much power in too small a body. When he appeared at the door of your room at night, barely holding back his tears, you didn't think twice and just lifted the covers. He climbs onto the bed with you, and you feel how stiff he is. Help him massage his cramped muscles. The pain will soon pass, and he will hug you like the greatest treasure in the world.

Beelzebub is the easiest one, you just save him from Bael lmao. Not that he's hurting him, but he won't let him sneak out to Paradise Lost, and Beel has such a terrible urge! Take this little king on a trip to Gehenna and you will be a hero. Plus, you'll kill two birds with one stone, because little Satan won't be bored either. In fact, you can try to collect them all like Pokémon and feel like a full-fledged royal nanny. 

Leviathan looks like he's even afraid of his own shadow. At first, he doesn't even trust you, but the more time you spend with him, the better he feels. His comfort zone will become the zone around you. Barbatos thinks he's constantly levitating somewhere close to you, like a planet around the sun. There is no threat in his palace, but in Levi’s eyes, nothing will threaten him only thanks to your presence.

#whb #what in hell is bad #whb satan #whb beelzebub #whb leviathan #whb mammon #skye's little talk

[dragon-ascent]

Zhongli plays Animal Crossing - some headcanons.

★彡modern au of course, Zhongli is silly

Lending Zhongli your Animal Crossing copy was honestly one of the best decisions ever made, honestly:

“So, am I to help these animals cross the road?"

"You don't, my love."

"Then why is it titled 'Animal Crossing?'"

He's pleasantly surprised when he finds out he needs to build an island paradise for a bunch of furry friends, as he calls them. He already has a few ideas in mind, he says.

He names his island "Liyuef"... he meant to put Liyue but didn't know how to backspace.

Zhongli...dear, sweet Zhongli treats all of his villagers like real people. When he accidentally bonks one on the head with his net, he gets SO sad. "Oh, please pardon me, Sprinkle...I did not mean to...oh! I did it again. It was not my intention, I assure you, miss Sprinkle. Please do not be angry..."

He also gets sad when a villager asks to move out, but he accepts it with grace. "Who am I to deny their wishes?" he'd say, as he lets his beloved Wolfgang go.

"Zhongli, they're literally fictional..."

Gulliver is an interesting character to him. "This bird washed up on my island...he'd been drinking, no doubt. He reminds me of a certain bard." And when Gulliver gifts him something after he locates all his phone parts, Zhongli says "Ah, thank you Barbatos...I mean Gulliver."

And when Redd visits, he doesn't even need an online art guide...he knows real from fake because he's just that knowledgeable about art. That sly fox's got nothing on this old man.

Zhongli also eagerly listens to everything Blathers has to say, fascinated by all the wildlife that can be caught around the island. Sometimes at dinner he'd relay these facts to you. "Darling, today the owl friend told me that sturgeons can.."

Zhongli’s used to having other people pay for his stuff. So when he finds out he needs to pay off his loans, bridges and stairs by himself, he’s a little put off, but works hard to accumulate enough bells to pay everything off himself.

Speaking of bells…man has NO fiscal responsibility at. All. He buys out the shop and boutique on a regular basis even if he has no need for what they’re selling, simply because “Ah, but the little raccoon children have worked hard to procure these items for me, so it is only fair that I thank them, yes?”

TERRAFORMING is his absolute favourite thing to do! He likes to make random chunks of land all over Liyuef because they remind him of how he can harness Geo energy :)

And honestly, he has such an eye for design and detail. Liyuef is soon well-adorned with beautiful pathways, tastefully-placed monuments and flowers, and an artfully arranged neighbourhood, almost reminiscent of the real-life Liyue it was meant to mimic. “Darling, miss Isabelle has given my land a rating of five stars!”

Soon, Liyuef becomes a thriving paradise, and he's happy :) he thanks you for showing him the crossing of the animals <3

#zhongli #sini writes #genshin impact #zhongli x reader #genshin #genshin x reader #zhongli x you #fluff #animal crossing

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Mc keeps the Dateables up at Night

Diavolo:

you wanted to stay up all night long, without him???

what a crime, he should throw you into the dungeons! just kidding but he does not appreciate that you wanted to stay up the entire night to play games with Leviathan

to make it up to him you should stay awake with him :)

you could do a lot of fun things in the Castle, tour the Gardens at night, listen to the screams of the Damned, running away from Barbatos because both of you should be asleep or sneaking some snacks into his room

if it wasn´t for the fact that Barbatos would kill you if he found out Diavolo didn´t sleep you would be up for it

but know you have to find a way to get him to sleep

Barbatos:

this man just doesn´t sleep, or maybe he just does but you never notice it

considering it´s Barbatos both could be a thing

while he didn´t appreciate your stupid little stunts as long as they didn´t wake Diavolo he doesn´t care what you do

and if your already awake you can help him with cleaning the Demon Lord´s Castle

by hand of course, no magic or anything allowed :)

maybe you should have thought twice before thinking about bothering Barbatos, the worat part was the torture chamber

man cleaning this alone was a form of torture

but Barbatos made you whatever you wanted as a payment so I guess it evens out

Solomon:

you put a pipe bomb into his cauldron, you were actually hoping the explosion would knock him out and render him unconscious, the only way you can get Solomon to sleep

but all you achieved was blowing up his cauldron

and he was even a bit proud of you for pulling this of without him noticing

but you did ruin his newest experiment without even thinking of how difficult it was to get them

good for him that he has such a capable apprentice who would love nothing more than help him :)

unless of course they want to experience the worst curses he has who won´t do them major bodily or mental harm :)

which means they get to experience the fun adventure of diving into the deepest ocean in the Devildom to gather scales of an incredibly hard to escape from predator, climb the highest mountain to gather feathers from a Human eating species of birds, getting a flesh eating plant which could easily burn your flesh of and many more wonderful (terrifying) things

Simeon:

you did something really simple

you pulled the fire alarm and watched him run out in panic

it was really funny until it wasn´t

turns out Simeon didn´t think it was so funny to wake him up so early

good for you he didn´t find the mega phone and air horn that you wanted to use when he fell asleep again

but yeah he did not appreciate you waking him and he appreciated it even less when he found out you wanted to keep him up just for fun

as punishment you weren´t allowed to come back to Purgatory Hall for one month

and of course you aren´t allowed to eat anything they made during the month (unless it was Solomon, then you have to be the sacrificial Sheep)

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me imagines #obey me headcanons #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me solomon #obey me simeon

[another-lost-mc]

Omg a fellow F1 enjoyer here!! I absolutely love all your works, but I especially loved that one even more! 🥺 can I request for the dateables and side characters too pleaseee? 🫣

a/n: I'm glad you liked it! the demon bros were more like mc's little crew and it was such a cute idea. I think the others would still support mc in their own way too.

➤ when MC is a professional F1 driver | the dateables + mephisto

1.3k words | sfw | gn!reader | fluff & slice of life shenanigans

cw: developing relationships with the other characters (except for baby brother luke who is strictly platonic and mc's #1 fan).

related versions: the demon brothers

Diavolo

— He's thrilled that you're forging your own path in the Devildom and that the demon brothers are involved.

— He's impressed by your abilities but he still worries about your safety.

— Every morning when Barbatos brings him his morning paper, he scans the front page and sports sections for articles or photos about you or your latest race.

— He saves clippings of all your newspaper/magazine appearances and keeps them in a scrapbook.

— His original intention was to give it to you as a gift when you finished your year in the exchange program. He ends up making copies for everyone who wants one and keeps the original for himself.

— He has his own impressive vehicles. your excitement is palpable when he shows you the collection in his garage. When you go out together, he offers you the keys and hopes that you'll take the wheel. (He can't explain why he likes it so much.)

Barbatos

— He's a skilled driver himself even though he rarely needs to drive. Portals are so much simpler.

— The Devildom racing league tightens up its safety and security measures when you join. Barbatos personally oversees that their lax approach to rules and safety are amended. He argues that there's a fortune to be made for having the novelty of a human world driver on their track. He promises with fake smiles that their license and investments will suddenly be forfeit should anything happen to you due to their negligence.

— Barbatos doesn’t have a lot of free time to watch your races in person, but he follows your Devilgram account and watches the highlight reels that Asmo posts when he is done working for the day.

— He receives your fan club's newsletter. He's also purchased some merchandise as well, including a coffee mug he uses when he drinks tea privately in his chambers

— The Little D’s are some of your biggest fans too. Some of them make zoom-zoom noises as they race each other in the halls of the castle. (Little D Number 2 has tried to "borrow" Barbatos' fan merch, several times, but always gets caught.)

Simeon

— He's not sure why humans are so fascinated in sports or activities that look far too dangerous. He admires your passion and hates it at the same time.

— He’s a little nervous the first time you offer to take him out for a joy ride, but later he admits it was surprisingly enjoyable. (Anything with you is enjoyable, though.)

— He and Luke go to your races and both of them have a small collection of your fan merch.

— He’s very concerned about your safety. He knows humans are less durable than demons are and he watches from the stands with the pent-up energy of a bird about to take flight. If something happens, he's going to be out of his seat and flying to your side to help you.

— He secretly hopes you’ll retire from this career sooner rather than later because he’s terrified you’re going to get hurt (or worse) one day.

Luke

— He’s fascinated by the sport and how talented you are. He thinks it's a little scary how fast the race cars drive and he reminds you before each race that winning isn't important, as long as you're safe and having fun!

— He makes cupcakes and other yummy treats for you to celebrate your big wins. The cake and icing is dyed the same bright colours as your racing car.

— He loves it when you give him a chance to visit you behind the scenes at the track: exploring the pit, letting him sit in your car with your too-big helmet teetering awkwardly on his head.

— The others get a little jealous when you show Luke special attention, like when you wave to him in the crowd before a race or hug him when he runs up to you after.

— Luke likes sitting shotgun when you drive him and the others around town or for little day trips. Mammon even gives you permission to take him for drives in his own car sometimes. (Mammon lets Luke sit in the front seat with you if the three of you go somewhere together.)

— Luke talks about you constantly with his roommates in Purgatory Hall. He also mentions you a lot to Michael and even offered to send him some of your fan merch.

— (Michael grows more curious about you with each story or photo Luke shares with him, but he won't admit it to himself or anyone else.)

Solomon

— Solomon doesn't have an interest in most human sports, but when he meets you, his interest in the racing world is piqued.

— Whenever he wants to go out somewhere, he insists that not only should you go with him, but that you should drive, too.

— (There's something about your cool confidence and quiet joy behind the wheel that makes him feel things.)

— Your fan following in the human world is almost as impressive as your growing popularity in the Devildom. He goes on a little shopping spree, buying up the various official and fan-made merch that was sold during your rise to success.

— He keeps his favourite items for himself but lets the others have their pick. You think it's embarrassing how he even managed to find some of this junk (really, who has a pristine copy of an old racing calendar?). The demons and angels divide it all amongst themselves without too much arguing—at first. (You leave when someone suggests Rock, Paper, Scissors to settle some of the arguments over the most coveted items everyone wants for themselves.)

— Solomon rolls his eyes when Mammon claims loudly that this stuff is gonna sell for a fortune in the Devildom, but he knows the Greed demon has no intention of selling any of it. (Asmo confirms later that Mammon keeps everything he claimed, including the little collectible figures of your old racing car, on a shelf in his bedroom.)

Mephistopheles

— He's completely unimpressed with you when you first arrive, and he really doesn't understand what all the fuss is about. So what if you're human? You're completely ordinary and boring and unremarkable, so why should he care?

— The revelation about your human world profession, and your dramatic debut into the Devildom racing scene, changes his mind. Professionally, anyway.

— It's hard to refuse his next assignment when the prince himself takes such an interest in you. Mephisto is the RAD Newspaper Club representative tasked with covering your career and setting up interviews and photo-ops that the rest of the school are clamoring for.

— Mephisto really underestimates your popularity. He grits his teeth when Asmo cackles on the other end of the D.D.D. and informs him that he'll be added to the list of news outlets that want an interview with you.

— Seriously???

— (He refuses to be affected when you admit bashfully that interviews are something you'll never get used to, and that maybe if he's feeling generous, can he be kinder than some of the human world reporters used to be?)

— He gets special access, along with one of the Newspaper Club photographers, to the front row staging area so they can capture the best shots of you before, during, and after each race. He hates your bright smile when he grudgingly hands you a photo afterwards. Don't get the wrong idea, either: it's for his younger brother. Mephisto couldn't care less.

— (His brother is over the moon when Mephisto gives him the signed photo later. If he's smiling, it's only because his brother is happy!)

#obey me #obey me diavolo #diavolo x reader #obey me barbatos #barbatos x reader #obey me little d #obey me simeon #simeon x reader #obey me luke #obey me solomon #solomon x reader #obey me mephistopheles #mephistopheles x reader #obey me headcanons #obey me fluff #obey me imagines #obey me x reader #x reader #gn!reader

[666writingcafe]

Quick-Fire Headcanons (12)

Asmo will dance in the car while he’s stuck at a traffic light.

Barbatos gets a thrill out of haggling.

Simeon gets mistaken for an employee wherever he goes; it doesn’t help that he basically enables people’s behavior.

Mammon wants to ride all of the rollercoasters at an amusement park.

Diavolo would spend all of his money on carnival games if Barbatos and Lucifer didn’t stop him.

Lucifer is usually so tired that he doesn’t care if his feet stick out of the covers as he sleeps.

People would assume that Solomon is tone deaf, but he actually has near-perfect pitch.

Levi and Diavolo would make excellent DJs.

A little-known fact about Beel is that he’s really good at beatboxing.

Asmo can turn anything into a musical instrument.

Diavolo has a tendency to celebrate anniversaries on the wrong day, but because he’s the Demon Prince, everyone around him simply moves the date of the original anniversary to whatever day he wants to celebrate it.

When Cerberus was a puppy, Lucifer took lots of pictures of him and showed them to everyone he knew.

Mammon has volunteered to help with someone’s event before, but then turns around and sends them a bill, demanding that they pay him for his service.

Asmo has mailed envelopes full of glitter to his enemies before.

Satan and Simeon both have binders full of essays on why they were right, but only Satan will crack his open to use in an argument.

Mammon and Asmo draw on the chalkboard when the teacher is out of the room.

Barbatos and Lucifer are certified in Devildom first aid training.

Simeon once mowed Purgatory Hall’s yard at 1 am as he was sleepwalking (scaring Luke and Solomon in the process).

Belphie will often leave new rolls of toilet paper on top of the toilet, much to the chagrin of all of his brothers and MC.

Beel cannot have any drinks in Styrofoam cups because he will squeeze the cup so hard that he punctures it and loses his drink.

Simeon and Lucifer still have the default background for both their computer and phone.

Solomon would feed seagulls (and other birds) laxatives.

Luke really likes pancakes, especially the ones that look like cartoon characters.

#obey me shall we date #obey me mc #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me asmo #obey me asmodeus #obey me brothers #obey me satan #obey me levi #obey me leviathan #obey me side characters #obey me simeon #obey me diavolo #obey me belphie #obey me barbatos #obey me belphegor #obey me beel #obey me beelzebub #obey me solomon #obey me lord diavolo #obey me luke

[hypostatic-oath]

I'm so happy you like my ask (this is long overdue).

I bet that the people of Fontaine are very happy because i have been doing nothing but hanging out with the Melusine instead of doing the archon quest(though that will eventually come to an end soon). I also bet that new laws/regulations are being proposed because the amount of wacky stuffs the Traveler and their companions is up to all the time. Imagine you just joined the Traveler's team and your first experience is watching a forest watcher beat up some of Fontaine's local legends lmao (and after your recent post, Childe is seething if he learned of this).

Can i be 🚬 anon?(unless you don't do that here)

Named anons? On my blog? Omg I feel honored - of course you can be 🚬 anon! Welcome :D

New laws being proposed because of the traveler is amazing. It has the same vibe as that gliding law in Mondstadt about taking off using anemo slimes (yes, it works, no, it is not very useful as far as I know. I don't even remember if you get an achievement), because you KNOW there's a story behind it, someone must have tried it and it must've gone very, very wrong, and the wacky circumstances that lead to the creation of new laws would be hilarious to witness.

However, on a more serious note, Wriothesley and Neuvillette would be grappling with the issue of teleportation - how do you arrest someone who can simply just... leave? It doesn't matter how secure a prison is if a bored entity can just take control of one of the prisoners and whisk them away on a whim? Worse yet, since Wriothesley is officially a Vessel, what would happen if an Overseer decided to take control of him and sign official pardons? New rules in the Fortress of Meropide have been implemented - any orders given by the Duke while he is on the team are automatically overruled unless it can be proven that he is acting of his own accord.

I can only imagine how confusing it feels for the newcomers to suddenly join the team and find themselves in the kind of situations the Traveler faces daily... and for the onlookers, of course. "Oh, I wonder who that newcomer is... such a distingushed gentleman, perhaps he's here on business?" "Guys, not to scare you or anything, but that 'distinguished gentleman' dropped a meteor on a crab." "Oh, yes, that huge crab in the-" "No. A regular crab. On the smaller side, even. He just threw a huge meteor at it - didn't even bat an eye. The crab practically disintegrated." "What the hell."

And for those that don't know their teammates - any of the knights of Favonius being placed on a team with Klee know exactly what she's capable of, but someone less familiar with her is about to be shocked. "What in Celestia's name is the Overseer thinking? This is a child, she'll get hu- oh. Oh no."

On the other hand, imagine being a nun-turned-idol, looking to the side to check who your teammates are, and there's the Raiden Shogun standing there as if it's no big deal. A little bird lands on her fingers. She watches it with a wistful expression as it flies away. You look to the other side and see the Dendro Archon chatting with that kind but often drunk bard as if they're old friends. You find yourself in what looks like a domain but soon realise, with no small amount of dread, that you're in the Abyss. At least you have two Archons beside you... Barbatos help you, the challenge has started and there are more monsters than you thought. You're doing your best to keep all your teammates alive - you wouldn't forgive yourself if you were the indirect cause for the fall of a god. So you sing your song and put the hydro circle around your team, but there's just too many enemies, coming from all sides... And then you hear a faint "ehe", and the specters are pulled into a vortex of wind. The Shogun doesn't even need to pull out her signature move, just the swirl reaction the bard has caused is enough. You see him shoot down one of the things with a single Anemo-infused arrow. It dies immediately. He's dealing damage on par with the two Archons on the team. Just what is this bard capable of? Suddenly those rumors about him being Barbatos are starting to seem a little less nonsensical. Surely, it couldn't be true, right? You have half a mind to ask him about it once the four of you exit the Abyss, but as soon as you find yourself outside and able to regain your breath he just gives you a "whoops, gotta go!" and floats away on a wind current you're pretty sure he just created.

Now that I think of it, it'd be fun to imagine how different team dynamics would work - I'll make a separate post for this, but if you've read this far and want to send in asks with your team comps... 👀

#cube.answers #sagau #genshin sagau #self aware genshin au #sagau overseer #🚬 anon

[daemonicwhoreset]

I am... so glad I have all the masterlists set up so I can make posts here.

Anyways, warning for me being absolutely down horrendous for Lucifer.

I need this man in a way that's concerning to feminism concerning to altruism concerning to humanism.

UNTIL. I CAN SCULPT IT. WITH MY EYES SHUT.

The shirt. The hands. The hair. The HIPS. You've GOT to be kidding me.

I SEE that fucking lap and it is EMPTY. Let me fill it like you can fill me, Lucifer, I am so /srs right now. I will bleach those fucking pants such a pristine white that Barbatos himself couldn't guess they were any other color.

I want to MARK that pretty fucking throat of his. I would bite him if he'd let me. I'm a service switch, Lucifer. I'll be whatever you want. He wants to give that little smirk during a thigh ride? I'll saddle the fuck up at a moment's notice. He wants to whimper for me? Let me hear it, twink. I want to call in sick to classes because I can't walk, bird boy.

If this man could hear the things I have to say about him. If only. He'd be redder than his nails and I would absolutely not apologize.

#obey me #obey me game #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me lucifer #obey me smut #obey me lucifer smut #dae's prattle

[genshinluvr]

Praise the Anemo Archon, Barbatos!

Pairings: Venti x fem!reader

Summary: You are the wife of the anemo archon, Lord Barbatos. You know him as Venti, Lord Barbatos, and your husband. After a steamy morning with your husband, you have decided to explore the City of Freedom and stop by the Cathedral that is dedicated to your husband. After coming across a very devoted follower of your husband, you and the sister butt heads over who is more devoted to the Anemo archon. To show your dedication to your husband, Lord Barbatos, you have decided to offer your body to the said archon.

Note: Omg, my first ever Venti smut?! To be honest, I didn't know how this story was going to turn out because the story could go different routes. Since this was my first Venti smut, I hope you all like it, or at least think that it's decent because, again, smut isn't my specialty, and I still cringe every time I type the word "cock" or "cunt." I'm impressed that there are people who can type out an endless amount of smuts because I can't do it without feeling awkward 💀 Since this fanfic has smut, minors DO NOT INTERACT! To my new and returning readers, I post on AO3 as well, so if you have an AO3 and see a work similar to this, it's me (Aaliah_exo on AO3). I don't post anywhere else but on Tumblr (Genshinluvr) and on AO3 (Aaliah_exo).

Warnings: Horribly written smut, religious themes, sacrilege, doggy style, oral (male and female receiving), missionary, mating press, stomach bulge, cervix fucking, creampie, hair pulling.

Word Count: 9.7k

Both you and Venti are sleeping soundly in your shared bed, your head resting in the crook of his neck, his arms wrapped around your waist while his cheek is resting on the top of your head. It was a Saturday morning, and the sun had just begun to rise from the horizon, peeking through the curtains of your and Venti’s bedroom window. The sound of birds chirping outside the window is what brought Venti out from his slumber. He cracked his eyes open and looked around the room with bleary eyes, raising his right hand up to rub the sleep out of his eyes. Venti feels you move beside him; Venti looks down at you, a smile appearing on his face when he sees that you’re still in your slumber.

Venti reaches up to your face and caresses your left cheek in his right hand. You mumbled incoherent words in your sleep, tightening your grip around his slim waist before nuzzling your face into his neck. Venti feels his heart swell up at the adorable sight before weaving his fingers into your hair, lightly massaging your scalp with the pads of his fingers.

“Windblume, wake up,” Venti whispers, pressing his lips on your head while continuing to massage your head with his fingers. You continued to sleep, ignoring the sound of Venti trying to rouse you from your sleep. Not only were you disregarding the sound of Venti trying to wake you up, but the feeling of Venti massaging your scalp wasn’t doing Venti any favor. Venti pouts, “Aww, [Y/N]! Wake up! I’m bored!” He whines softly, pressing many kisses on the top of your head repeatedly. You mumbled in your sleep, and the sound of Venti whining while pressing many kisses on you slowly brought you out of your sleep. He pokes your cheeks lightly, “Wake up! It’s time to wake up, Windblume!” Venti whispers loudly while poking your cheeks repeatedly. 

“Venti! It’s too early!” You whined, burying your face into his neck before throwing your arm over his shoulders to continue your sleep.

“What! It’s not that early!” Venti says, looking over at the clock on the wall to check what time it was. It was only seven o’clock in the morning! Oh. Venti felt you scoff into his neck, peeking up at him, squinting at him tiredly.

“Oh, yeah? Can you tell me what time it is right now?” You ask, resting your head on Venti’s shoulders while gazing up at him suspiciously. 

Venti laughs nervously, “Uh… it is about to be eight in the morning soon!” Venti says slowly, looking at the clock from the corner of his eyes. “Well, within about less than an hour.” He quickly added.

You give Venti an incredulous look, “So you’re telling me that it’s only seven in the morning?!” You squeaked, eyes wide with disbelief. “Ooooh, Venti! You’re lucky that I love you!” You grumbled, laying back in his arms with a pout on your face.

“Does that mean you’re not mad at me for waking you up at the earliest time of the day?” Venti asks, his eyes lit up with happiness. 

You pouted at Venti, “No, I’m not mad or upset with you for waking me up at the crack of dawn.” You sighed dramatically, rolling over to your back to stretch your limbs out with a yawn. “Only because I love you, and I am bound to you for eternity.” You poked his soft cheeks with your index finger.

“You’re stuck with me forever, baby!” Venti grins, his gaze falling onto the gold wedding ring around your left ring finger. You smiled and nodded your head, tilting your head up before pressing a kiss on Venti’s cheeks.

“I wouldn’t change it for the world. You and me, together for eternity.” You cooed, pecking his lips. Venti smiles widely and cups your face in his hands before peppering your face with endless kisses. You smiled and scrunched your face up, cuddling up against him with a sigh of contentment.

“I love you.” You said softly, lacing your fingers with Venti’s slim fingers while playing with the gold wedding band around his left ring finger. You are his, and he is yours, together for eternity.

Venti leaned down and pressed a kiss on your cheeks, “I love you more, Windblume.” Venti smiles, resting his cheek on the top of your head.

Both you and Venti decided to stay in bed for the next couple of hours, basking in each other’s presence, often trading kisses with one another while reminiscing how the two of you met. Once the clock strikes ten o’clock, you and Venti finally get out of bed to start your day with one another. You stood in the kitchen, cooking some breakfast for the two of you, when you felt someone walk up to you and snake their arms around your waist, pulling you flush against their chest. You rest your head against his chest, swaying in his arms.

“What’s for breakfast, Windblume?” Venti asks, resting his chin on your shoulders while massaging your waist, occasionally pressing kisses against your jaws.

You smiled and turned your head to press a kiss on his cheeks before turning back to the stove in front of you, “How do adventurer’s breakfast sandwich and pancakes sound to you?” You ask, cracking the eggs in the pan. Venti hums, snuggling up against you, pressing his body up against yours.

“Adventurer’s breakfast sandwich and pancakes sound delicious!” Venti grins, continuing to press more kisses on your face. “But do you want to know what’s way more delicious than an adventurer’s breakfast sandwich and pancakes?” Venti asks, gazing down at you innocently with a smile on his face.

You stopped what you were doing for a moment before looking back at Venti curiously, “Oh? And what would that be?” You ask. Venti smiles and takes the spatula away from your hands before placing it down on the plate.

“You are, Windblume!” Venti states, wrapping his arms around your waist before lifting you onto the kitchen counter. “You’re far more delicious than an adventurer’s breakfast sandwich and pancakes!” Venti breathes, pulling you to the edge of the counter, wrapping your legs around his waist before burying his face into the area where your neck and shoulders meet.

“Oh, my, Venti! What has gotten into you?” You joked, wrapping your arms around his shoulders. Venti doesn’t respond; instead, he starts to suck on your neck and collarbone lightly. “N-Not that I’m complaining, of course.” You gasped; your head tilted back to give Venti more room to kiss up your neck while sucking on the skin of your neck gently.

Venti chuckles against your neck, “Can you blame me? I just can’t get enough of my beautiful wife. You look so delicious; I just want to eat you up!” He jokes, pulling away from you with a cheeky grin on his face.

You brushed his bangs away from his face, “Then what’s stopping you, husband of mine?” You give him a sultry look. A mischievous look flashes across Venti’s face before he grabs onto your face, slamming his lips against yours. Your arms snake around his shoulders, pulling him closer to your body. Venti grinds his hardened cock against your cunt, sending shockwaves down your spine, eliciting a moan from you.

“You don’t know how crazy I am for you, Windblume.” Venti breathes, pressing his lips against yours once more. You moan softly, tangling your fingers in Venti’s soft hair while rubbing your pussy against the fabric of his pajama pants, feeling his stiff dick through his cotton pants. Venti pants against your mouth, gripping onto your waist tightly. “Archons, I need to be inside of you so badly.” Venti groans, nipping at your neck.

“Barbatos! I desperately need you to stuff me full with your cock.” You whined, tugging onto his hair. Just when you and Venti were about to be pantsless, the two of you smelt smoke lingering in the air. 

You pulled away from Venti with a loud gasp, “The eggs! Oh, archons, not our breakfast!” You squealed, hopping off the kitchen counter to turn the stove off while Venti rushed to open the window in the kitchen to get rid of the smoke.

Using his powers, Venti fans out the smoke until the kitchen no longer has the scent of burnt eggs lingering in the air. Venti turns to you with a sheepish smile on his face, rubbing the back of his neck, his cheeks dusted pink. “Oops?” He laughs nervously. You chuckled and tossed the burnt egg into the trash bin before approaching Venti, throwing your arms over his shoulders with a smile on your face.

“You distracted me from cooking, mister!” You booped his nose with your index finger. “But it’s okay because the only distraction I’ll allow in my life is you.” You teased, standing on the tip of your toes to press a kiss on his forehead.

“I’m still horny, by the way,” Venti commented, lightly grinding his cock against your clothed cunt. You gasped softly and lightly slapped his shoulders, feeling your cheeks heat up from his proclamation and his actions.

“I am too, but we must have breakfast first!” You exclaimed, covering your flustered face with both of your hands. “As much as I would love to have you fill me up to the brim with your dick, I’m actually pretty hungry.” You laughed nervously, fumbling with your hands shyly.

“Oh! Then let’s make some breakfast; I wouldn’t want you to go the entire day on an empty stomach!” Venti says, approaching you to kiss your forehead.

Both you and Venti ended up cooking adventurer’s breakfast sandwich and pancakes with one another. From time to time, Venti’s lyre would materialize in his hands, and he will pluck a couple of strings or more to play some music as you cooked some breakfast. You placed the breakfast on the table for you and Venti while he placed the cutlery on the cloth napkin. You sat across from Venti and grabbed the cloth napkin, putting it on your lap before reaching for the cutlery to dig into your pancakes.

“What do you have planned for today, Windblume?” Venti asks, cutting into his pancakes before taking a bite out of the slice of pancakes.

You took a bite out of yours before chewing on the delicious pancakes you and Venti made together, “I don’t know! Today is my day off, so I’m thinking about exploring Mondstadt.” You said, swallowing the pancakes before reaching over to your glass cup of grape juice. 

Venti’s eyes widen, “Today’s your day off!? Windblume, why didn’t you tell me? I would’ve postponed the performance in front of the Cathedral to spend time with you!” Venti whines, pouting at you cutely before shoving another slice of pancake into his mouth.

You smile at Venti, “Venti, it’s okay! The vacation was actually last minute. Hannah and her family are going away to Sumeru for a few days for business, and she offered to let me have a few days off of work while her family is away in another region.” You explained.

“So, does that mean you’re free for the next few days other than today?” Venti asks, reaching over to the maple syrup and pouring it over his pancakes. You nod your head in response, watching Venti wipe the dripping syrup from the bottle with the tip of his index finger before sucking on it. You snap yourself out of your daydream, feeling your face becoming hot. 

“Yes, I will be free for the next few days until Hannah and her family return from Sumeru.” You said, looking away from Venti before brushing your hair away from your face.

Venti’s eyes lit up, “That’s great! It means I get to spend more time with you tomorrow!” Venti chirps happily before he continues to eat his breakfast that the two of you have cooked together. “It’s a shame that I can’t spend time with you in Mondstadt today, but at least I get to see your beautiful face every day!” Venti gives you a closed-eye smile before reaching over the table to pinch your cheeks lightly. 

“Hey, maybe I’ll be able to stop by to see your performance!” You said, smiling at Venti before grabbing the hand he was pinching your cheek with, interlocking your fingers with his, and lightly squeezing his hands.

“Unfortunately, Windblume, I will be performing at Cat’s Tail for Diona and her patrons for today.” Venti laughs nervously, scratching the back of his neck.

Your eyes widen, “Honey! You’re allergic to cats!” You said softly, placing your fork and knife down on your plate.

Venti waves you off jokingly, “It’s okay, Windblume! I had an old friend of mine give me some allergy medications from Bubu Pharmacy. It’s right here!” He holds the bottle in his hands and lightly shakes it; the allergy medicine rattles in the container.

“Old friend? Is it this ‘blockhead’ person you have mentioned a few times when talking about your archon days?” You ask, gazing at your husband curiously with your head tilting to the side. Venti lets out a loud laugh before nodding his head and pocketing his allergy medicine. “He sounds like a nice man! I would like to meet your friend one day.” You said, smiling at your adorable husband.

“Hmmm, I think he would like you! Although, we wouldn’t want to make him the third wheel if the three of us hung out! We’ll need to find him a girlfriend.” Venti jokes. You stared at Venti, an idea popping up in your mind. Venti’s eyes widen, “Windblume! I was just kidding! I don’t think the old man would appreciate us setting him up on a blind date!” Venti laughs.

You pouted playfully, “Alright, alright, I won’t find him a girlfriend.” You grumbled under your breath before taking another bite out of your pancakes. “Mainly because I don’t want him to throw boulders at either of us.” You added.

“Oh, he won’t do that, Windblume!” Venti chuckles. “I hope,” Venti said under his breath, slicing his pancake before munching on it. You give Venti a look before finishing up your breakfast.

After fifteen minutes, the two of you were in the kitchen washing the plates and cutlery, occasionally singing to one another, lightly splashing each other with the water, and giving each other small kisses. Once the dishes were washed and dried, the two of you changed into your everyday clothes to get ready for the day out in Mondstadt.

“Since we’re both headed in the same direction, let me escort you to the gates of Mondstadt, my lady.” Venti bows dramatically before holding his hand out to you with a cheeky smile on his face.

You curtsied playfully before grabbing onto his hands, “Lead the way, kind sir.” You and Venti giggled before walking out of the front door of your shared house. While walking to Mondstadt, you and Venti would reminisce about the time Venti had asked you out on a date. He was a nervous wreck, shaking in his shoes with a bouquet of Cecilias in his hands, at your front door while adjusting his beret on his head. The way he looked at you with wide, anxious eyes, stumbling over his words, his cheeks bright red while swaying in his feet shyly.

“You were so cute and nervous!” You squealed, wrapping your arms around his waist and leaning up to press your lips on his jaws.

“I’m a bit shocked to see that you remembered that day,” Venti says shyly, rubbing the back of his neck with a bashful smile while keeping his other arm wrapped around your waist. 

You laughed before pressing another kiss on his jaws. “Of course, I would remember that day, Venti! Like I said earlier, you were so cute and nervous that day! How could I forget about the precious memory that brought us to where we are now?” You said, a big smile appearing on your face. 

“Ah, ah, ah! The precious memory that brought us together would be our engagement, Windblume.” Venti says, lifting your interlocked hands up to his lips, pressing his lips against the engagement ring and wedding ring on your left ring finger. “One of the most magical days of our lives,” Venti added, smiling down at you lovingly.

You nod your head, “Indeed it is.” You rest your head on Venti’s shoulders, lightly squeezing his hands while the two of you continue to walk to the front gate of Mondstadt. Even though it’ll only be a day, you don’t want to leave Venti behind while you go and explore Mondstadt. Technically, you’re not going to explore Mondstadt; you’re going to be taking a leisure walk around the beautiful City of Freedom. You let out a huff of breath; Venti looks down at you curiously.

“What’s got you huffing, Windblume?” Venti asks, squeezing your hand lightly to grab your attention.

You pouted, “I’m going to be taking a leisure walk around my husband’s city, but he isn’t going to be by my side. Instead, he’ll be entertaining the guests and cats at Cat’s Tail.” You murmured, closing your eyes while letting Venti guide you to Mondstadt. 

“Hey, cheer up! While I won’t be able to take a leisure walk around the city with you, I can always do that with you for the next few days while you’re on vacation! Plus, we do live together, Windblume! Did you happen to forget about that?” Venti teases you, poking your cheeks with a teasing smile on his face.

“How can I forget about it when I wake up to see your handsome face every day.” You cooed, reaching up to pinch his cheeks with a catlike smile on your face. “Seeing you is the perfect way to start the day and end the day!” You added.

Venti pouts at you cutely, his cheeks bright red before breaking out in a huge grin, “Aw! Windblume! You’re making me blush!!” Venti squeals, releasing your hand to cover his red face behind his hands. “Seeing your face and being with you is the best way to start the day and end the day for me!” He states, throwing both of his arms around your shoulders before showering you in kisses.

“Aw! We’re here.” You whined, approaching the entrance of the city where the Knights of Favonious were standing. You turned to look at Venti with a small frown, tightening your grip around Venti’s hands. “Let’s not depart here! I will drop you off at Cat’s Tail before starting my leisure walk around Mondstadt!” You said.

Venti grins, “How cute! My Windblume doesn’t want to leave me!” He coos, rubbing the tip of his nose against yours. “Alright, if it would give you some comfort, then let’s do that!” Venti says, walking forward while pulling you along with him. Both you and Venti smiled and waved at Lawrence and Swan before walking further into the city. Cat’s Tail was a couple of steps ahead of where you and Venti stood. You stopped in your tracks, causing Venti to stop right beside you, looking down at you worriedly.

“Windblume?” Venti asks softly, cupping your face in his hands as he gazes down at you with his aqua-green eyes. “What’s wrong, precious? Cat got your tongue?” Venti teases you.

“Venti, stop! You’re going to miss you even more!” You laughed, jumping into his arms and burying your face into his chest, breathing in his scent. “You and your puns.” You said, resting your chin on his chest, looking up at him with a smile.

“Hey, you love my puns!” Venti pokes your nose before kissing your forehead with a happy sigh.

“I do, and you love my puns too!” You said, tightening your hug around Venti’s waist, pressing a light kiss on his neck.

Venti giggles and nods his head; he rests his chin on your head, running his fingers through your hair before slowly pulling away from the hug. “Of course, I love your puns! You and I come up with the best puns that people are jealous they can’t come up with anything as clever as we do!” Venti grins widely.

Venti pulls you up the steps in the city, giving you a big smile. Standing in front of Cat’s Tail, Venti twirls you around and pulls you into his arms before dipping you backward. Venti grins down at you, and you smile up at him. He pulls you back up before pressing his lips against yours one last time before pulling away from the kiss.

“I will catch up with you on your walk after my performances!” Venti breathes, brushing your hair away from your face. “Hopefully, it won’t end too late because I want to spend some time admiring Mondstadt with the love of my life.”

“Don’t take too long! I might fall asleep while I wait for you to be finished with the performance.” You said, cupping his face in your hands. “You know where I’ll be, right?” You ask. Venti covers both of your hands by putting his hands on top of yours while nodding his head.

“That, I do! But you know….” Venti trails off, giving you a soft smile. “You can always stay to watch the performance too!” Venti suggested, wiggling his eyebrows at you.

“Oh? Can I? I thought the performance was for the patrons and the cats in the tavern!” You said, tapping on your chin, pretending to be deep within your thoughts.

“Of course! The performance is free for all! Especially for you, my muse!” Venti snakes his arms around your waist. “I will be dedicating many music and poetry to the love of my life, my muse, my wife, my one and only.” He twirls your hair in his index fingers.

You sigh dramatically, “As much as I would love to watch your performance at Cat’s Tail; unfortunately, I am also allergic to cats.” You said, pouting at your husband.

“Ah! I completely forgot about your allergies when it came to cats!” Venti says, rubbing the back of his neck nervously. “Apologies, my love, it had completely slipped my mind.” He gives you a sad pout.

“No, no, no! No need to apologize for forgetting! After all, you didn’t see me around many cats, so it’s fine if you didn’t remember!” You said, pressing your forehead against his with your eyes closed. “No need to fret at all, my love.” You murmur, opening your eyes before pulling away from him.

Venti opened his mouth to say something but was cut off by the sound of the door of the tavern opening. Both you and Venti turned towards the direction of the entry of Cat’s Tail, only to see Diona strutting out of the tavern with her hands propped on her hips. She leans against the wooden railing of the pub, tapping her fingers on her hips, her tail swaying to the side, the look of slight irritation apparent on her face.

“Venti, we’re waiting for your performance! Especially the disgusting drunkards in the tavern.” Diona huffs, the tip of her tail flicking.

Venti laughs nervously, “I will be there in a jiffy! Give me a moment to bid my wife goodbye, and then I will be there in a moment!” Venti says; Diona huffs and turns around before walking back into the tavern while muttering under her breath about the Cat’s Tail customers. Venti turns to you and gives you a sympathetic smile, “Looks like I have to go now! I’ll see you very soon!” Venti says.

You nod your head, “Good luck with your performance, my love! I know you’ll do fantastic, as always! And remember to take the allergy medicine that Zhongli got for you!” You said. Venti’s eyes widen before he pulls the medicine container out from his pocket, pops the lid open, pulls out one tablet before tossing it into his mouth, and swallows the medication after drinking from the bottled water that you carry around with you.

“Thank you for reminding me, my love! I almost forgot about the medication!” Venti says, wiping imaginary sweat from his forehead with a grateful smile on his face before handing the water bottle back to you. “I gotta go now, or else Diona and the patrons will start to get restless,” Venti says, leaning toward you to press one last kiss on your cheeks before running to the tavern. He turns around to wave at you as he goes, almost tripping up the stairs. You snorted and waved back at Venti, watching him enter the bar with his lyre appearing in his hands.

You turned around and walked away from Cat’s Tail, looking around the city and admiring the architecture of the buildings. Even though you’ve been to Mondstadt plenty of times and are a current resident of the beautiful region, you didn’t have the time to explore the city as much as you would like to. So, you have taken the initiative to explore the City of Freedom while you’re on vacation.

You stopped by the Cathedral and sat in admired the interior. It was nice to be in a Cathedral where many people go to pray and worship the anemo archon that is your husband. Looking around at the sisters of the church, you couldn’t help but ask yourself, “How committed are they to Barbatos? Are they as dedicated to him as I am to my husband?” You tucked your hair behind your ears with a silent huff of breath.

“Hello, there! Is there anything we can do to assist you?” Barbara, the deaconess, asks as she approaches you with two sisters following behind her, smiling at you sweetly.

You gave the young deaconess a smile and shook your head, “Hello, to answer your question, there isn’t anything that you need to assist me with! I’m just here to worship my hu— the anemo archon, Barbatos!” You cleared your throat, hoping the deaconess and the two sisters didn’t catch onto your slip up.

“Oh? Are you a new believer of Barbatos?” The blonde sister asks, looking at you curiously.

You shook your head, “I am not a new believer! I have been a believer in Barbatos for quite a while.” You answered, rubbing the back of your neck as you felt the heat rushing to your face. “I guess you can say that my love and admiration for Barbatos is quite strong. I worship him every day and dedicate my time to Barbatos every minute I can get.” You said, clearing your throat.

The brunette sister looks at you in surprise, “Oh? You dedicate your time to Barbatos?” She looks over at the blonde sister, who is shifting in her spot while adjusting her veil with a stiff smile on her face.

You nod your head in response, “That is correct! I dedicate my time to Barbatos every day! In the morning, the afternoon, and the evening!” You said proudly, smiling at Barbara and the two sisters at her side.

The blonde sister scoffs before crossing her arms over her chest, “That’s preposterous! If you were an avid follower of Barbatos, I would’ve seen you at the Cathedral daily! As a sister of the Cathedral, I have proven that I would give up everything for Barbatos himself!” She glares down at you.

You brushed her comment off, “We all worship the anemo archon differently, Jill. You may believe that your way of worshipping the anemo archon proves your dedication to the archon, but my way of worshipping the archon is far different than what you have in mind.” You said, getting up from the wooden bench. You looked down at your imaginary watch, “Ah, it seems like my presence is needed elsewhere. Have a good day, ladies.” You said, turning to leave the beautiful Cathedral. 

You stopped in your tracks and turned around, looking at Jill right in the eyes. “When I see Barbatos, I will sing my praises to him. In fact, I sing my praises to him every day. I’ll also let him know that you said hi.” You said, letting your wedding and engagement ring sparkle under the lights, your eyes glowing purple along with your electro vision. Barbara, Jill, and the brunette sister (named Hannah) stared at you with wide eyes as you strutted down the aisle, your electro vision swaying with each step you took. Barbara chuckled and shook her head, continuing to walk around the Cathedral to check up on the visitors, with Jill and Hannah following behind.

“Who does she think she is?!” Jill scoffs, her face pinching up with disgust. “The audacity!” She huffs, stomping her foot on the glossy tile floor of the Cathedral.

You took a deep breath of fresh air and stood in front of the almost one-hundred-foot-tall statue of your husband. You shielded your eyes from the sun and stared up at the beautiful statue of your beloved. The Cathedral was the last place you stopped at after exploring the beautiful city that is Mondstadt. An idea pops up in your mind almost instantly. Since you have yet to see Venti, you have decided to sit and wait for Venti in the hands of the anemo archon himself. You looked around your surroundings to make sure that there wasn’t anyone around to witness what you were about to do aside from Aramis and Otto.

Aramis was walking in front of the Cathedral, making sure that there weren’t any troublemakers, whereas Otto stood in front of the entrance of the Cathedral. The two seemed focused on their job, so they’ll most likely not notice what you were about to do. You stood in front of the statue and held your hand out in front of you, closing your eyes as a ball of electro started forming in your hands. You opened your eyes and let the electro ball drop to the ground; a purple gateway opened up in front of you before you stepped into the portal. The portal opens up, and you step out of it; it closes behind you as you sit down on the anemo archon’s hands. You looked out into the scenery, in awe of the sight in front of you.

“Wow, the view is beautiful up here!” You gasped, pulling your legs up to your chest and resting your chin on your knees. You closed your eyes and let the breeze cool you down. You couldn’t help but feel sad, thinking about your husband performing at Cat’s Tail and you not being able to watch him do what he loves. Even though it was a simple wind that was cooling you down from the excessive heat of the sun, you couldn’t help but assume that he was doing it to let you know that he was by your side at all times, even if he was not right next to you. Feeling your eyelids grow heavy, you covered your mouth and yawned, slowly laying down on Barbatos’ hands. You curled up into a little ball and closed your eyes.

“Maybe a short little nap wouldn’t hurt.” You said to yourself, resting your head on your left biceps and adjusting yourself to get into a comfortable position before slowly drifting off to sleep in the hands of the anemo archon.

You jolted awake to the feeling of someone poking your cheeks while staring down at you. You cracked your eyes opened and rubbed your eyes, groggy from the nap you had taken while waiting for your husband. You hear a soft giggle; you slowly look up and see your husband kneeling in front of you, his arms caging you in.

“Good afternoon, beautiful! Did you sleep well?” Venti coos, lifting his right hand to stroke your cheeks with an endearing smile on his face.

You mumbled and slowly nodded your head, “Yeah, I slept well.” You said, looking around to see that the sun was still up, only it was maybe, four in the afternoon. You slowly sat up; Venti pulled you into his arms and kissed the top of your head with a smile on his face. “How long was I asleep for?” You ask, scratching your head with your eyebrows furrowing in confusion.

“I believe three hours! I finished performing and went searching for you! Although I couldn’t find out at first, then I saw a familiar figure napping in the hands of the anemo archon!” Venti says, tapping on his chin playfully.

Your eyes widen, “Three hours!? I thought it was a short nap, but apparently, it was even longer than that!” You gasped. You felt your nose beginning to itch before letting out a sneeze. You rubbed your eyes and slowly pulled away from Venti, only to see that he was covered in cat fur.

“Ehe, oops! Sorry about that, Windblume! I’ll wash the fur out of my clothes when we get home.” Venti says, brushing the fur from his clothes while attempting to blow it away with a gust of wind, only to fail. “So! Care to explain why you were at the Cathedral? Well, more importantly, why have you decided to take a nap on the statue’s hands?” Venti wiggles his eyebrows at you, leaning back on his hands while gazing at you with curiosity.

“Well, I wanted to worship the anemo archon! Wouldn’t it be rude of me to stay in the City of Freedom and not drop by the Cathedral to worship the archon?” You ask, crossing your arms over your chest. 

“Oh? And how might you worship the anemo archon, hmm? I’m curious!” Venti says, leaning forward, looking at you with interest.

You pout, “Better than sister Jill, that’s for sure!” You huffed, turning your head away with your nose sticking in the air.

Venti’s eyes widen, and he tilts his head to the side, “Oh? Did something happen between you and sister Jill?” Venti asks, scooting closer to where you sat.

“She had nothing but the audacity to say that she is Barbatos’ most avid follower by becoming a sister of the Cathedral.” You rolled your eyes, leaning over to rest your head on his shoulders. “All she does is pray all day to the anemo archon. My way of worshipping the anemo archon is something she will never do because she can’t, and only I can do it!” You scowled, face pinching up with irritation.

Venti looks down at you with interest, “Oh? And how do you worship the anemo archon?” Venti asks, running his fingers through your hair. You think for a moment and stroke your chin, thinking about what you do to worship the beloved anemo archon that is your husband. Other than cooking the man food, showering him with kisses and affection, and learning how to play the lyre with your husband, what else do you do to worship the archon that Jill cannot do at all? An idea pops up in your mind. You pressed your lips together to prevent yourself from smiling widely at the thought.

“Well, I give the archon an offering to show my devotion to the anemo archon, Barbatos!” You said, looking up at Venti.

Venti blinks at you, “An offering, you say!” Venti exclaims. You nodded your head happily in response, thrilled to see what his reaction would be if you were to tell him about the offering. “And what kind of offers do you give to the beloved anemo archon? I must know!” Venti says, his eyes lighting up with excitement and curiosity.

“Well, I offer the anemo archon food, apples, a box of dandelion wine, love, affection, praises, and….” You trailed off, twirling your hair with your pointer finger, looking away from your husband, your cheeks turning bright red.

Venti leans in close to your face, “And?” He asks, gazing at you expectantly.

“I also offer the anemo archon my body.” You said, continuing to look away from him, face now red and hot. 

Venti’s eyes widen, his face flushing red almost immediately. “You offer your body to the anemo archon?” He squeaks, feeling something stir inside of his lower stomach. Venti swallows the forming lump in his throat when you nod your head in response to his question. Venti couldn’t help but think back to the situation that had happened earlier this morning. 

“Yes, yes, I do! But not only that, but I worship the grounds my archon walks on, and I also worship not only him but his body as well.” You giggled as Venti began to stutter, his face heating up while feeling painfully aroused.

Venti laughed shyly and grabbed onto your hands, “Well, do you mind showing the anemo archon how you offer yourself to him?” Venti asks, squeezing your hands while gazing at you with lust in his eyes. 

You squeezed his hands back, smiled at him, and nodded your head, “I would be delighted to, my love.” You paused for a moment. “Or should I say, Lord Barbatos?” You raised your eyebrow at your husband, the corners of your lips quirking up into a faint smirk. Venti scrambles up to his feet, pulling you up with him before yanking you to his chest and jumping off the hands of the anemo archon statue. You felt your stomach drop from the fall; you held onto him tightly and buried your face into his chest, holding back a squeal of fear. Instead of walking back to your and Venti’s shared house, Venti sprinted to the nearest waypoint while carrying you bridal style in his arms. 

“As much as I know that you enjoy our walks back to the house, I believe that I cannot wait any longer.” Venti panted, tightening his grip around your waist. Venti reaches the nearest waypoint, and the two of you are immediately taken to the front of your and Venti’s shared house on top of a steep hill in Mondstadt. Venti kicks the front door open, startling you.

“Venti! You could’ve used the house key to unlock the door!” You squeaked; you buried your face into his chest when you saw the way he looked at you. Not going to lie; as much as you wanted to be angry at Venti for kicking down the front door, you couldn’t help but feel aroused when he kicked the door open.

Venti gives you an apologetic smile, “I know, my love, but I’m too impatient to use the key right now.” Venti says. He kicks the door closed behind him before marching to your shared bedrooms. You can hear the sound of your heart thudding against your chest, getting louder with each step he takes towards your shared room. Venti drops you on the bed before saying, “Strip.” He orders. You looked at Venti with wide eyes.

“Shouldn’t you be the one to strip for me? After all, I am going to be worshipping the anemo archon.” You said, propping yourself up on the bed with your elbows, giving Venti a look.

Venti giggles, “As much as I would love for you to worship my body, I would like to see you demonstrate your little offering.” Venti says, beginning to take his clothes off one by one before standing in front of you in nothing but his boxers.

You sighed and knelt on the soft mattress, “Alright, as you command, Lord Barbatos.” You said, stripping yourself slowly to tease him. Clicking his tongue, Venti grabs you by the waist and pulls you forward. You squealed and pressed your hand up against his bare chest, looking at him with wide eyes. Venti ignores your stare and starts ripping your clothes off your body, tossing them behind him and letting them land on a pile of his discarded clothing and accessories.

Venti backs away from you, his eyes roaming your naked body with lust and hunger. He licks his lips before smirking, “Now, care to demonstrate?” Venti asks, his head tilting to the side while biting his bottom lip. You gladly got on the bed on all fours, letting your upper body rest on the bed, your back arching, your ass, and your cunt on full display.

“I would gladly pour wine on my body for you to lick it off my body, but that would stain the bed.” You said. “But for now, this is your offering, Lord Barbatos.” You said, shaking your bare ass and cunt in his direction.

Venti snorted and shook his head as he approached the bed, feeling his dick hardening at the sight in front of him. Venti’s nimble fingers trail up your calves and up the back of your thighs. Venti gives your plush thighs a squeeze before reaching down to your ankles, pulling you towards the edge of the bed. Venti knelt in front of your dripping cunt and licked his lips at the sight in front of him. Before you could ask him what he was doing, Venti grabbed your thighs and buried his face into your sopping wet pussy, licking and slurping up your juices like he hadn’t eaten anything in forever.

You felt your breath gets caught in your throat, your head falling against the bed, your thighs shaking from the immense pleasure you were feeling. You let out a string of moans as Venti buries his face further into your pussy, occasionally sucking on your clit, causing you to tense up and let out a squeal.

“Oh, fuck, Barbatos!” You whined, spreading your legs wider for the anemo archon behind you. “I’m the one that’s supposed to be worshipping you and your body! Not the other way around!” You breathed, taking a peek at your husband.

Venti pulls away from your pussy and licks his lips before giving you a cheeky grin, “What? Can’t an archon enjoy his delicious offering?” He lightly taps your ass before hooking his thumbs beneath the band of his underwear. 

You turned around to lay your back on the bed, eyes trained on Venti. Venti gives you a smile before letting his underwear pool around his ankles, his cock springing up and smacking against his lower abdomen. The tip of his cock glistened with pre-cum, dripping down to the base of his shaft. You licked your lips and gestured for him to get closer while sitting up on the bed. Venti stood in front of you, his dick pointing in your direction. You reached out and grabbed the base of his penis and began to pump his dick. Venti’s eyes rolled to the back of his head, and his cock hardened the more you continued to stroke his dick. You lean forward and press your lips against the bulbous tip of his cock, licking the slit and licking up his pre-cum. Venti’s hands shot to your hair, his head thrown back, biting on his lips.

“Damn, baby.” Venti groans, thrusting his cock into your mouth. You pulled Venti’s dick out of your mouth and gave him a look, continuing to stroke his cock in your hands.

“Let me worship you, Lord Barbatos. I’ll show you that I’m the most devoted follower and wife of the anemo archon.” You breathed, gently squeezing his cock with each stroke. 

Venti nods his head, “Alright, alright!” He quickly crawls onto the bed and lays flat on his back. You smile triumphantly before kneeling between his legs, stroking his cock while pressing kisses down his neck, collarbone, chest, and abdomen. Each part of Venti was beautiful and flawless; not a single scar decorated his body. You lean up to his neck, beginning to suck on his neck while quickening your pace. Venti tangles his fingers into your hair, groans, and whines, leaving his mouth with each stroke.

“Dear archons, [Y/N]!” Venti gasps, his back arching while thrusting his hips in the air, hoping it’ll relieve the tension he was feeling in his cock. He was painfully hard, and he was going crazy. If you don’t let him plunge his cock inside of you anytime soon, he is going to lose his sanity. “Baby, please, let me make love to you already!” Venti whines. You chuckled and continued to pump his cock in your hands before pulling away from his neck, which is now littered with love bites.

“But Lord Barbatos! I’m still worshipping you and your body!” You pouted at him playfully, never ceasing your actions. “Wouldn’t it be rude if the process was interrupted?” You teased, lightly squeezing his balls, causing the man before you to choke.

Venti runs his hands through his hair, “Baby, as much as I would love for you to worship me and my body, I am painfully horny right now, and I really need to be inside of you before I lose control of myself.” 

You laughed and took your hands off Venti’s rock-hard cock; the tip of his dick was red and throbbing. It looked almost painful. Venti shakily got up from the bed and wrapped his arms around your waist, putting you on all fours. You arched your back and spread your legs, resting your breasts on the pillow.

“You know, I always worship the anemo archon on my knees.” You said, looking back at Venti with a wink. 

Venti cracks a smile and leans over to you, pressing a kiss on your lips before positioning the mushroom tip of his cock in front of your pussy. Venti rubs the tip of his penis against your labia, coating the tip and base of his cock with your slick. You bit your lips and closed your eyes, waiting for Venti to insert his cock into your awaiting cunt. A few minutes later, you feel the bulbous tip of Venti’s cock entering your heat, your mouth ajar, a soft gasp leaving your mouth, your forehead pressed against the mattress.

Venti lets out a deep groan, biting down on his lips as he lets his cock sink into the warmth of your cunt. The soft spongey walls of your cunt engulf his throbbing member whole, eagerly sucking him in the more he enters further into your warm cunt. Venti dug his nails into your waist before resting his sweaty forehead against your back. Venti slowly gets off of you before wiping a bead of sweat off his forehead.

“I’m going to start now. Is that okay with you?” Venti asks, patting your ass cheeks lightly. Oh, Venti, always the gentleman. No matter how much the anemo archon wants to plow his cock into your warm vagina, he always makes sure that you are okay before continuing with what he desires to do.

You whimpered and turned to look at him over your shoulders, “You can start now, Barbatos.” You said, your arms beginning to shake beneath you. Venti gives you an affectionate squeeze on the ass before starting to thrust his cock inside of you. He pulls your waist back, your ass pressing up against his front while falling into a steady rhythm with each thrust. You spread your legs and lifted your hands up, rubbing your engorged clit; your eyes rolling to the back of your head.

“Fuck, Barbatos!” You gasped; Venti stopped thrusting before pulling his cock out from you. You whined and looked at Venti with a look of betrayal on your face. “Why’d you pull out!?” You whined. Venti doesn’t respond to your whines before flipping you over on your back; you feel dizzy and rub your eyes before looking up at Venti, who is now towering over you. 

“Apologies, my beautiful wife. I just wanted to see that pretty face of yours as I rearrange your organs.” Venti says, fixing your disheveled hair with a smile on his face.

You feel your face heat up, smiling up at Venti shyly. Venti leans down and presses his lips against yours before aligning the tip of his penis in front of your entrance before entering your cunt. You and Venti let out a groan; Venti rests his head on your shoulders, wrapping your legs around his slim waist, letting him sink balls deep inside of your cunt.

You ran your fingers through Venti’s hair, panting and burying your face into his chest. Venti kisses the side of your head before plunging his cock in and out of your cunt. Your head falls back onto the pillow beneath your head, your vision briefly turning white when the tip of Venti’s dick hits your cervix.

“Oh, fuck! Barbatos! Right there, right there!” You squealed, your nails digging into his back. You rubbed your swollen cunt against Venti’s pubic bone, and a shockwave of pleasure shot up your body, causing you to gasp and shake in his arms. “Fuck.” You breathed, biting on your bottom lip so hard that your teeth left an indent on your skin.

Venti leans his face close to yours, whispering, “You like that princess?” Venti hums, pressing a kiss on the side of your head before giving one deep thrust that left you squirming in his arms, letting out a sound that was a mix of a choked gasp and a squeal. Your back arches and your chest is pressing up against Venti’s chest. Venti leans down and latches his lips onto your left nipple and begins sucking on it while swirling his tongue over your pert nipple. Venti has an iron grip on you. Venti slowly pulls his cock out from your cunt, leaving only the mushroom tip of his dick inside of you.

“What do you say when you’re worshipping the anemo archon?” He asks, brushing the strands of hair that were sticking to your sweaty forehead.

“Praise the anemo archon, Barbatos!” You whimpered. A smirk appears on Venti’s face before he slams his cock back into you. You let out a loud wail, digging your nails into Venti’s back, torso lifted off the bed in pleasure. “Please, Barbatos! Please accept my offering.” You whimpered, and your tongue lolled out of your mouth, tightening your legs around your husband’s waist.

“I accept your offering, my love. I wouldn’t want anyone else’s offering unless it's you.” Venti coos, pressing his lips against yours before slipping his tongue into your mouth. You deepened the kiss, tangled your fingers in Venti’s soft hair, rolling your hips against his, meeting his thrust halfway. You whined and broke the kiss, giving Venti a pleading look, gently tugging at his dark blue hair.

“Oh? Do you want me to go faster?” Venti asks nonchalantly, tilting his head to the side before slowing down his thrusts.

You nod your head, “Please go faster, Lord Barbatos! I have offered myself to you as an offering. Please use me to your advantage! I’m all yours, Barbatos! Yours and only yours!” You pleaded, gazing up at your husband with teary doe-like eyes. 

Something stirred deep inside Venti; he felt his cock harden at the sound of your words and your tearful gaze. Venti grabs both of your ankles before raising them up in the air, folding you in half. Both of your thighs pressing up against your chest, your calves and ankles above your head, your dripping and stuffed cunt on full display for the man above you. You gasped when you saw a bulge on your lower abdomen, poking it with your shaky hands. 

“Prepare yourself, gorgeous.” Venti giggles, lightly poking your nose with his fingers and pressing a kiss on your forehead. Before you could ask Venti what he meant, Venti tightened his grip on your ankles before plowing into your cunt with vigorous speed. You almost shot up to the headboard of the bed from Venti’s sudden harsh thrusts. You try to hold back your yelps, whines, moans, and gaps by covering your mouth with both of your hands. Venti gives you a disapproving look before grabbing both of your hands with his right hand and pulling them down.

“Don’t cover up your song of worship, Windblume! Let the entire world know who you’re worshipping and who is causing you to sing at the top of your lungs!” Venti grunts, thrusting to each word. “Sing to Celestia, my love!” He bites your shoulders, pistoning his cock into your sopping wet cunt with vigor.

You feel your lower abdomen beginning to tighten, a loud wail and sob escaping from you each time Venti’s cock kisses your cervix. Each time the tip of Venti’s cock struck your cervix, your vision would turn white for a brief period of time. Venti’s thrusts were beginning to get sloppy as he was nearing his end, a tight coil forming in both your and Venti’s lower abdomen. 

Venti slams his lips against yours before cumming deep inside of you, filling you to the brim with thick ropes of his cum. The tight coil in your lower abdomen snaps, and your cunt squeezes Venti’s cock, milking Venti’s cock, covering his member with your cum. Venti collapses beside you, slowly pulling out his softened cock out of your cum filled pussy. You winced at the sudden feeling of emptiness, feeling your and Venti’s mixed cum oozing out of your sullied cunt. The sound of you and Venti breathing heavily fills the bedroom, the smell of sweat and sex lingering in the air while Venti pulls you into his arms, pressing a kiss on your head.

“This is the best offering any archon could get!” Venti jokes; you snorted and shook your head, reaching up to squeeze his cheeks.

“The only archon that deserves this type of offering is you, my love.” You said, leaning up to press a kiss on his cheeks. “And the only person that should be offering their body to you is me, who is also your wife!” You huffed, tightening your arms around his waist before laying your head on his chest.

“Of course! I wouldn’t accept anyone else’s offering if they weren’t you, my precious Windblume!” Venti says, kissing your cheeks while brushing your damp hair from your sweaty forehead. “I wouldn’t want it any other way.” Venti leans down and lightly sucks on your neck. You moaned softly, running your fingers through Venti’s hair, feeling yourself becoming wet again. Venti rolls over on top of you, caging you with his arms. You felt Venti’s dick rubbing against your vagina; you looked at Venti with wide eyes, who smiled at you sheepishly. You looked over at the clock on the wall, seeing that it was late evening. 

“You did say that you’re my offering and how I can use you to my advantage.” Venti teases you, rubbing his now hardening cock against your labia. “How does round two sound to you?” Venti asks, peppering your face with kisses.

You wrap your arms around his shoulders, “I’m all yours, baby.” You whisper into his ears, nibbling on his earlobe. Venti groans before sinking back into the warmth of your cunt, your head falls back onto the pillow beneath you, succumbing to the wave of pleasure.

A few days later, sister Jill collapses in the pews. It was finally the end of the day, and she was ready to retreat back to her home. Jill couldn’t get the interaction between her and this so-called “devoted” follower of Lord Barbatos out of her mind. Jill lets out a disgusted scoff to herself before getting up from the pews and bidding the other sisters goodbye before walking towards the entrance of the Cathedral.

“That woman has the audacity to say that she’s the most loyal follower of the anemo archon? How preposterous! She hasn’t even shown up to the Cathedral to worship Lord Barbatos!” Jill scowls to herself, grabbing onto the door handles of the cathedral before opening the door. Jill steps out of the Cathedral, breathing in the fresh air of Mondstadt, closing her eyes with contentment. 

“Finally, some peace from a so-called devoted follower of Lord Barbatos! What a joke.” Jill thinks to herself, walking down the steps of the Cathedral before bidding Otto goodbye with a smile and a wave. The soft sound of kisses and giggles fills Jill’s ears. Jill came to a complete stop and strained her ears to listen to the sound closely. She hears the same soft sound once again coming from the very front of the Cathedral but off to the side. Jill slowly crept towards the area where the sound was coming from and peeked from the corner. Her eyes widen before letting out a choked gasp.

What Jill had witnessed in front of her was you— the so-called devoted follower of Lord Barbatos, and the anemo archon himself, sucking each other’s faces. You were sitting in the archon’s lap, tangling your fingers in his hair while kissing Lord Barbato’s lips. As for Lord Barbatos, he was wearing his archon attire; his slim arm snaked around your waist while his right hand was caressing the back of your head. The anemo archon pulls away from your lips before kissing your temples. 

You and Venti looked away from one another, glancing over the direction where the choked gasp came from. You and Venti made eye contact with sister Jill, who was white as a ghost. She pointed at the both of you, her mouth agape like a fish out of water, her body trembling after what she had witnessed. Not only were you a devoted follower of the anemo archon, but you’re also his wife! Jill’s vision suddenly goes black. You gasped and watched the sister faint in front of your very eyes before glancing over at Venti, alarmed.

“Should we go and help her!?” You ask, tightening your grip around your husband’s waist.

Venti shrugs before getting up from where he sat, his arms remaining around your waist. “That’s the sisters and deaconess’ problem to handle! I believe that you and I have an unfinished business to attend to!” Venti smiles down at you cheekily before sliding his hands down to the globes of your ass, squeezing them.

“Oh? It seems like we do have some unfinished business to attend to!” You said, tapping on your chin before throwing your arms around his shoulders and planting a kiss on his lips. The two of you were able to leave the scene before Barbara and Hannah discovered an unconscious sister Jill at the front of the Cathedral.

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[pigeonpeach]

You’re not safe

Prompt: yandere drabbles…

Warnings: death, paranoia, yandere stuff

Imagine if you’re already a relatively paranoid person. Even in safe and normal environments, you are on edge or glancing out of your eye wondering if there’s something there. Because of this you’re used to dismissing things and possibly even actual signs of stalking. The eyes on you as you walk home.. the footsteps but no one being behind you… the list goes on. You feel those feelings and instincts so often and so often were you wrong that you’re conditioned to dismiss even legit instincts.

Until the gifts come in. A cute and thoughtful bouquet, chocolates, letters professing love. You worry a bit, how would your admirer know where you live? Isn’t it weird they know your favorites but you don’t know their name? No no they must’ve just asked.

Mondstadt is a close knit community at times, it wouldn’t be impossible to simply ask your co-worker or the acquaintances you know about this stuff. You aren’t hidden or reclusive afterall, people know you exist so it also wouldn’t be hard to know where you live right? Mondstadt is a safe nation, you are safe. You should stop worrying. You put the flowers in a vase and enjoy the chocolates for a bit.

But your admirer never makes themselves known… shouldn’t a suitor at least leave their name or their presence known? How are you supposed to fall for someone you don’t even know? That’s the point of this courtship isn’t it? They clearly aren’t platonic gifts… no no maybe they’re shy! Maybe they try to write their name but never can being themselves to. Maybe its someone you know then? They don’t want to ruin their pre existing relationship with you so they love from afar maybe? That must be if. They’ll obviously make themselves known later. Its not been that long anyways, just a couple of months! Youll be fine!

But that flirty customer or that small crush you had on some other person is halted by their disappearance. Okay so maybe mondstadt isn’t as safe.. but they also were known for going out the walls alot. There’s so many monsters out there that there’s wonder that they might’ve vanished. The knights will find them surely! The knights are looking into it, so you shouldn’t risk your health worrying. Just pray to barbatos and ask for updates every so often. Its only been a day afterall!

But when you walk home that night you cannot brush that feeling of being watched. You swear there’s footsteps. You swear there’s some danger in the shadows! Still your heart! You go through this routine so often and so often are you wrong! Just get home, you’ll be fine, you’re safe. You’re safe. But those footsteps don’t line up with yours… oh but you’re in a city! It could be someone in some other area, maybe a echo? But it doesn’t echo in this alley. You know, you take this route and not even a laugh or loud sound will echo, much less the quite patter of boots or heels on the stone… just.. get home.

Home is your safety, home is warm, a small little apartment you’re renting. You live next door to neighbors so you’re even safer. The ladies next door are a bit noisy but their noise helps break up the silence you hate the silence. Trying to get to bed, preparing for the next day and skip past this possible episode of paranoia by sleeping it out. Yes that must be it, you’re just so tired you’re hearing things!

That relief is temporary. You feel like you can see eyes outside your window. Your heart racing. Oh it must be a Owl! They come in sometimes! There’s lots of birds in Mondstadt, just close the curtains and lock your windows and doors. You’re safe. You’re fine.

That flirty acquaintance is never found. Your anxiety unbearable now. They should be back! The knights give you pitiful looks as they inform you there’s no news or clues found, they’re doing everything they can. Just stay in the city and you’ll be safe. You ask a guard if he can patrol your neighborhood more, he agrees. That’s a relief. Even if something happens now you’ll be safe. You decide to pick up some flowers to give the family, it must be hard missing someone. You weren’t the closest yes but its still thoughtful to show support to a grieving family!

Your generosity comforts you. The family is thankful for your gesture as you pray to dandelion seeds and blow them into the wind along side them, asking barbatos to find their child. Temporarily you feel a bit better and optimistic.

That hope is dashed. They did find the missing acquaintance, what was left. A charred remains. Whopperflowers or abyss mages are culprits. You grieve, they might not have been your best of friend or your biggest crush but they were a person, a part of your normal and comfortable life and you still valued them because you enjoyed their company. Even if those feelings weren’t deeper you still feel the pain the family is feeling.

The death of your friend however is another factor to your stress but a new excuse to you now. You’re grieving, you’re probably hearing things, you’re over paranoid.. but… there’s a new letter left for you. Reading it you’re treated to what is a rather… interesting confession.

“I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you. I cannot stand to let anyone else have you.”

That’s… not normal is it? Well everyone is different. You would get jealous if you saw your crush flirting or being surrounded by others. Besides the death occured outside the city… but its not impossible for them to lure them out and… No. don’t finish that thought. Get inside and just relax. You lock your doors and the shutters as well. You look at the letter once more… they must just be a bit… overwhelmed maybe? Yes that must be it. Bottling their emotions for you must manifest itself in this ,although frightening, ultimately harmless way! You’re safe you’re safe…

Maybe what you need is to get out more that must be it. You decide to get a drink with some friends. A classic Mondstadt method of stress relief. Its nice and fun. You talk endlessly and chatter to new people. There’s this cute adventurer who’s caught your eye. Your admirer still hasn’t made themselves known. It wouldn’t hurt to have some fun would it? You’re not bound to them. How can you be loyal to someone you don’t even know or have seen?

You don’t go home with him, you’re not that kind of person. But he walks you home and you feel the relief of knowing you’re safe.

He went missing.. he hasnt reported to the Adventurers guild in a while. His family is suspicious but not surprised. You’re assured this is normal. He’s a adventurer after all? Who would he be if he didn’t disappear for a bit to explore? He’s fine, you’re fine, everything’s fine!

Coming home you see another letter. Instead of the usual poem you read:

“I will not let anyone else have you, no man or woman will ever be allowed in-between us. I will not let anyone hurt you or take you from me.”

You need to tell the knights..

They seem worried but not too much. There’s no missing person case for the adventurer in question after all. There is no reason to think they’re dead. But they will keep a eye on your neighborhood now. The knights are thankfully rather kind. The knight you speak to in particular is rather nice. He assures you that if any escalation occurs they will launch a full investigation.

That should alleviate your worries but it doesn’t. You worry now if there’s a pattern. But its only been two and one isn’t even confirmed dead! You’re too negative now. Maybe you should go to church a bit more. Go to the bar a bit more. Get out and try to push your anxieties away. You’re safe afterall. Completely safe…

You don’t get gifts as much. The knight patrols seem to succeed in diverting your admirer. You feel relieved. Everything is okay now. The adventurer is still not back, but your anxieties have motivated a fellow adventurer to go check on where he was supposedly dispatched/ventured to. Everything is fine.

The knight patrols eventually die down. They tell you to inform then of any other gifts. You thank them profusely for their help. They were right, you were just overreacting! How silly of you! Now just get on back with your normal life.

There’s a box of chocolates at your door. Your heart races until you read the tag, its from a friend of yours. You relax, taking it inside to read the note. They heard about your worries while you drunkenly rambled and wanted to help you relax a bit. How sweet, you’ll thank them later. Although these chocolates seem homemade. A bit sloppy and messy, but the box is bought and from a chocolatier out of both you and your friend’s price range…. Their chocolates are usually more neat than this. Oh! They must’ve eaten the chocolates before feeling guilty and making replacements! That must be it. Although there is some skepticism you feel. You decide to just have one for now. You are hungry after all. Your stress has made you stop eating at times. You haven’t had desserts in months now. One won’t hurt. But… you still are worried. You break it open, there’s nothing suspicious, just jam. No blades or metal. You really should relax more… a sigh escapes as you bite into it. Its… delicious! You did not know that friend was this good at chocolate making! Come to think of it, it might be more expensive to make chocolates like these than to buy them. Oh they’re so thoughtful! You have to plan a gift or way to repay them now.

With your anxieties dismissed you eagerly eat the others. Quickly clearing the box. Nothing seems off. For the first time in a awhile sleep comes to you rather easily, you practically stumble into bed before even covering yourself with the covers.

You were so distracted you didn’t lock the window to your bedroom.

When you wake up you think you’re still dreaming. From a shabby little bed to a… ornate.. luxurious bed-frame.. the room is definitely not yours… you feel startled as you wonder where you are. But something pulls you back as you try to get up. Rattling, clacking… there’s something cold on your hands.. your legs too. The covers hide them. You pull on them as the covers fall just enough to give you the glimpse you need. Chains… you aren’t safe.. you aren’t safe.. where are you? What is this place? You have to get out! You have to! The door is opening. The wood is creaking. The little sunlight in the room masks the figure walking in. You shiver. You tremble. Trying to crawl or climb away. The chains are stronger than you.

“My love, don’t struggle now. I don’t want those cuffs to bruise your skin.”

Who is that?

“WHO ARE YOU!” You scream. You can’t control it. You’re so frantic and panicked you can’t control even your voice. Your heart is racing, you can feel its beat in every limb and muscle. Your mind is blank. Who is that?

“I am not a threat, please calm down.” They stepped into the small ray of light, giving you a glimpse of their red eyes. “Oh, I forgot to have the maids pull back the curtains.” They approach the window to pull back the curtains. Sunlight blinds you. “Sorry, You must be confused. I am the mysterious admirer you had. I’m sorry that I scared you. I didn’t mean to frighten you or make you feel unsafe.”

Who is that? Your eyes struggle to adjust to the bright light in your face, but his voice isn’t helping. But it’s familiar. The bartender… Diluc?

“Who are you.. why am i here?.” You try to maintain some control of yourself. Your eyes finally adjust as you take in his appearance. You are however no less terrified and confused.

His gentle smile faltered as he seemed annoyed. He sighed. “I brought you here because I want to keep you safe. You were so frightened and scared.. I couldn’t just let you go unprotected. at first I just followed you home so you wouldn’t be hurt. But overtime I just… fell madly in love with you.” The look in his eyes was passionate but now intimidating. You felt frozen as he approached you. “I never meant to hurt you, or anyone. But those men… I couldn’t let them have you. Its selfish but I wanted you for myself.”

“You… you were responsible for their deaths… they’re both dead? Even th-“

“Lets not talk about that. I can see you’re frightened so please just calm down. I don’t want to hurt you.”

“No no no you’re… you’re dangerous! You killed two people how can I not be scared! Oh god are you going to kill me too?!” You trembled, scampering to the headboard, trying to do everything to get away.

“No i won’t hurt you.” He said more assertively now. You trembled even more. Oh god you’re making him mad… oh god no you should shut up..

“Please stay away! Please.” You squealed as his hand reached for your foot. You kicked unintentionally kicking him in the face. You just kicked the man holding you captive, the man notorious for his strength, the man who murdered two people for you, the man who was this dangerously obsessed, you kicked him in the face.

He rubbed the impact, but didn’t seem too fazed.

“I figured you would struggle to relax. I’ll prepare you some tea.” He left in a grumpy mood. You however were horrified. Would he hurt you if you got too disobedient? What should you do? What can you do?

You’re a idiot, all this time you weren’t safe and you kept convincing yourself you were. Stupid stupid… you’ll never get out now..

#genshin imagines #yandere themes #genshin x y/n #genshin impact #not domestic #kinda horror ish actually #might be the spookiest thing I’ve written so far #I’m purposely hiding the one tag that will spoil who the yandere in question is #but fr you should just read the fic instead of checking the tags #unless you don’t like men #sorry #silly me hahaha #its di l uc #yandere diluc x reader #yandere diluc #diluc ragnivindr x reader #diluc x you #diluc x y/n #gn reader

[blitzyn]

payback

venti x m!reader

request : none

Synopsis: You thought that stealing the Anemo God's gnosis from him was going to be easy.

second part

a/n -> i accidentally slammed my fingertip against two pieces of wood it hurts so much omg -- but onto the actual fic. this is my first time writing noncon so if anything is inaccurate please let me know. and just a quick warning, i have no idea how to write venti because hes not my favorite character nor do i have him and i prefer writing more serious characters so i made this mainly to challenge myself. do not expect more venti fics in the future. im sorry if this is absolute dogshit lmao. i also dont condone non-con in real life, this is just a work of fiction

wc -> 3.3k

cw -> non-con, forced orgasm, anal sex, public sex, thigh-fucking, fighting, cum and spit as lube, harbinger reader, ooc venti :(, i believe in big dick venti argue with the wall, size difference, reader is taller than him but is the bottom lol, not beta read

Venti mindlessly hummed to himself, leaning his back against the rough wood of the large oak tree that stood proudly in Windrise. He had a relatively long day performing at Angel's Share, but, as much as he loved doing so, he wanted to spend some time by himself.

The tree he laid on was his favorite spot to relax in. The leaves created a comforting rustle within the soft breeze alongside the cheerful birdsong to invent a new symphony he enjoyed. He found that not one was the same, no matter how similar they sounded. It was akin to snowflakes fluttering down the sky during the wintry months; seemingly identical but always different.

It took him a moment or two to realize that the birds suddenly stopped chirping. He sat up curiously to look for them when he felt slightly uneasy. Like he was about to be —

"Woah!" he exclaimed as he jumped off of the tree branch. He was unable to discern what attacked him. The perpetrator was fast. But he was able to figure out that they used Electro as crackles of electricity lingered around the wood for a moment longer.

He was mid-air when they attacked again, sending large hands of the same purple electricity to each side of his body. He quickly created a ball of Anemo large enough for him to step on, jumping off of it just as the hands made contact with each other. They disappeared almost instantly.

He finally landed on his feet, head swiveling this way and that to find his attacker. He tensed and summoned his bow when he finally spotted them leisurely walking along the path to the tree and his statue.

"So you're Barbatos, huh?" you thoughtfully hummed. "I have to say, I'm a little surprised. I expected you to look... less outlandish."

"You say that but your outfit sings of blatant hypocrisy," he studied you. You walked elegantly, as if you had done this countless times before. You were dressed in uniquely formal clothing — like you were attending an important gala.

"Maybe so, but I'm not the god here, now am I?" you said. "I've heard of archons changing their appearances to better fit in with their people as citizens, but yours is quite disappointing."

You looked at his statue then back at him. "The entire city doesn't recognize you despite the painfully obvious signs in front of them. They're just plain stupid."

"Do not talk to my people that way as if yours aren't widely disliked-" he furrowed his brows before adding a title. "-Harbinger."

"If you are referring to the Fatui as 'my people', then you are sorely mistaken," you raised a brow. "I couldn't care less about them."

He sighed. "My apologies. I thought you would've at least found some solace with them since you've been exiled from your last one."

"They did not exile me," you corrected. "I did it on my own accord."

"Really."

You rolled your eyes with an annoyed exhale. "No matter. There is little use in arguing with one such as you."

He watched as dark purple hands covered your eyes. Electro crackled up to your wrists as you swiftly swung your arms together. The same hands from before appeared instantaneously to repeat your movements. They would've crushed him if he was anyone else, but he was able to dodge them just in time.

He quickly retaliated, but found that his regular arrows were unable to penetrate through your electricity. To be able to destroy them in such a way made him realize that you were at least ranked 5th. The sheer power of your Electro was capable of completely disintegrating his arrows and the ground when it made contact — it was obvious what it would've done to someone who didn't have either yours or Venti's fighting prowess.

One hand focused on your defense while the other attacked him with blinding speed.

He began to create his arrows with Anemo, the tips of his fingers glowing his signature teal as he forged them on the spot. Bits of electricity was swirled from your hand as it mixed in with his wind, though it lasted only for a second.

He jumped when the hand swiped at him from the side. He stopped his descent with an orb of Anemo, noticing the slightest hesitation in your movements as he did so. His eyes widened in intrigue. You were fighting him blind.

He jumped on several more platforms before he found himself directly above you, this time creating three arrows at one time. The whistle of the projectiles piercing the air alerted you instantly, your defensive hand shielding your body as the offensive one shot straight at him.

Venti was forced back onto the ground just as the large hole within your hand regenerated. He smiled to himself. Your speed and reaction time alone was a force to be reckoned with. He was going to have to put in a bit of effort, after all.

He drew his bow and ran up to you, ignoring the attacking hand to shoot his arrow at point-blank range. Although the hands covered the majority of your face, you seemed visibly surprised with his action. You quickly recovered to just barely dodge and replace one of your hands with a sword of pure Electro, swinging hard and fast enough to create an arc of electricity that carved a deep line into the ground.

You momentarily paused when a sharp, stinging pain erupted on your face. Your finger gently pressed onto a cut on your cheek, wincing as you realized that most of the pain was intensified by the swirl of Anemo and Electro. You frowned.

You recreated your offensive hand to begin your attacks once again, increasing your speed just the slightest bit. To an outsider, it would seem as if everything was a blur between the two of you. You raised your arms above your head and swung them down, your hands following suit. He used a strong arrow of Anemo to make a hole big enough for him to jump through.

He stood on a platform and recreated his attack from before, only this time, he forged far more arrows than before and shot them at you. As predicted, your defensive hand protected you from most of them before you realized that they were causing numerous holes.

You managed to dodge a few of them, but you were ultimately unable to keep up, forcing you to draw your blade once more. You slashed at the sky, destroying the remaining arrows with yet another arc. You heard a rustling to your right, and your stomach dropped.

You swung your sword as fast as you could, but alas, you were no true match for a god. He shot an arrow through your blade, rendering it completely useless. Before you were able to do anything, he twisted his body to roundhouse kick you.

You gasped for air, losing focus of your hands as they disintegrated. The ones on your face crumbled and revealed your eyes as they were met with Venti's. He had an arrow held up to your neck as he straddled you, pressing a hand on your shoulder to keep you down for good.

"I win," he grinned at your scowling expression.

"Hey!" he dragged the arrow against your skin for a second when you tried to summon the hands again. You kissed your teeth in annoyance.

"You're good, I'll give you that," he said. "But it was never enough to beat me."

"Just kill me already," you rolled your eyes. You seemed very relaxed despite your words.

"Kill you?" he parroted. "I'm not going to kill you."

You were very confused. You had just attacked him out of nowhere and now he's willing to spare you?

"But I'm not going to let you free without compensation."

"What are you going to do, then?" you questioned, warily watching as he slid down your body a bit to rest on your crotch.

Oh.

"I think you know."

Discomfort settled in your chest. "But first, I want to know something. Why did you attack me?"

"Why do you think a Harbinger would willingly fight a god?" you answered his question with one of your own. But he wanted to hear you say it.

"I dunno. There could be a multitude of reasons."

Your eyebrows furrowed. "I need your Gnosis."

He tilted his head. "Why do you need my Gnosis?"

"I do not question Her Majesty's requests."

"So... you don't know?"

You didn't answer him this time. But he didn't need your words now that he knows why you're here.

With a hum, he adjusted himself to kneel beside you as his fingers dipped below the waistband of your pants. He pulled them off and tossed them to the side, your underwear following close behind. He gazed at your bare legs as he undid his corset and tugged his shorts off.

You refused to see his dick, but the quiet, wet noises he emitted told you that he must have spat on it. His hands moved your thighs so they squeezed together as he began to push his dick between them. He sighed in content, relishing in the pleasurable sensation your plush flesh offered him.

He began with a steady pace that increased in speed after every thrust of his hips. You were quiet in discomfort, letting him do as he pleased if it meant you would leave faster. Besides, you still had a chance to take his Gnosis — all you had to do was not fuck it up.

You could feel the front of his thighs pressing against your ass as his cock rubbed against you. It was slimy with his saliva and warm and you absolutely hated it. It took a lot to keep yourself from outwardly cringing, but it seemed as if your efforts were for naught as he quickly noticed your disgust.

"What? Can't a Harbinger handle this?" he teased, slightly leaning over your knees.

"Not with perverts like you."

"Oh, woe is me!" he exclaimed. "But you must fulfill your end of the bargain. I do hope you understand."

"Bargain? What bargain?!" you shouted, accidentally tensing your thighs - much to his pleasure. He let out a moan-mixed giggle, forcing you to relax again

His face was flushed red as his cock hardened. You gently jolted up and down as his thrusts increased in fervor, your skin slick with saliva and pre-cum. His noises grew louder as he inched closer and closer to his orgasm, nails digging into your flesh.

He tossed his head back and moaned shamelessly as his cum spurted across your stomach. He fucked your thighs for a few moments longer before he let go of them, sighing contentedly.

You released a quiet scoff and sat up.

"We're not done, yet," Venti forced you back down, scooping his cum off the fabric of your shirt before most of it seeped through. He jerked himself off for a brief second before prying your legs open.

You looked at him in concern, eyes drifting downwards. You tried to close your legs at the size of his cock. He was big. Bigger than you thought for someone of his short stature.

You flinched when he spat a thick glob of saliva on your hole.

"Wait—wait. I can give you Mora instead." you attempted to entice him with a suggestion.

"Tempting offer," he didn't seem interested.

"Then what do you want?"

He looked up. "Why are you so nervous? Surely, you're not a virgin, are you?"

You chewed on the inside of your cheek. "No."

"Really? You sure are acting like one."

"I just haven't done... this..." you trailed off.

"I suppose it's to be expected," he hummed. "A Harbinger like you doesn't seem like the type to be on the bottom."

You swallowed hard.

"But don't worry. I'll make this memorable."

He used a hand to guide his cock to your entrance, forcing his way inside with a groan. You tensed, attempting to bite down your pained cry by gritting your teeth. You tried to kick him away, but he simply took hold of your ankle and pushed your leg to your chest.

It felt like he was splitting you apart with each agonizing inch. He intently stared at you, watching your face as it morphed from nervousness to fear then to distressed and pained. You struggled to free your legs from his grasp, but your efforts were futile as he tightened his grip enough to numb the spots he held.

You tried to use your Vision, your wrists crackling with electricity. Venti quickly reacted and shoved the rest of his dick inside you. You cried out, losing focus of your power. A burning sensation emanated from your hole that was given little time to settle as the god began to thrust.

He set a fervent pace, uncaring of your agonized grunts and whimpers. The pain was dizzying. It mixed in with the strain he placed on your leg to push it close to your torso. The slight fold of your body put enough pressure on your chest to limit some of your breathing, which was an increasing worry since he fucked you hard enough to force the air out of your lungs.

Despite his small body, he was capable of easily towering over you. As the burn finally faded away, you were able to recognize shocks of anger coursing through your body at the sight of his cerise-tinted cheeks and small smile. His mouth was slightly ajar to release moans and pleasured sighs, and you longed to shove your sword down his throat.

Your anger was amplified as the tip of his cock began to press up against your prostate, the undertones of shame ever present. You bit your lip hard enough to draw blood in order to conceal your noises, but your slowly hardening cock relayed more than enough information to him.

His turquoise eyes squinted as his smile grew.

"Look at you," he placed a leg on his shoulder. "You're — ah — enjoying this."

"No I'm n–not." Your breathy voice was a complete contrast to your words.

"There's no point in resisting it any longer," he wrapped a hand around your cock to begin stroking it. He fanned the flame of ecstasy within your abdomen, spreading the heat throughout your body. The sudden tighten of your hole had Venti faltering, his hips jolting forward arrhythmically as he came with a loud moan.

You could feel his cock throbbing, prompting you to start uncomfortably squirming in place. Well, as much as you could. The two of you sat in silence until he let go of your ankle and leaned forward to tuck a hand underneath your back to move you close to him. In a swift movement, he lifted you both up from the floor.

Surprised, you wrapped your legs around his waist as he walked towards his statue. You only realized he took you there when the cold stone permeated through your shirt, looking up instinctively. You grit your teeth. Was he provoking you? Rubbing in the fact that you lost your battle?

Your eyes were met with his cheeky grin, which slowly washed away into something more focused as he started to thrust again. You were a bit surprised, but you suppose you shouldn't underestimate a god's stamina. Even then, over-sensitivity should begin to settle in, now. This could be your chance.

He kept up the fervent pace from before, though this time, the new angle allowed him to brush up against your prostate with better accuracy. You knew he wasn't trying to make you feel good, so you muffled your noises with your hand in fruitless resistance.

Skin slapping and Venti's shameless moans echoed throughout the vast plains. You felt almost unbearably hot with the closeness of your bodies and you began to wish you were granted a Cryo Vision to cool yourself off. But he wouldn't allow the use of anything, so you guess it wouldn't make much of a difference either way.

You let out a startled yelp when his hand wrapped around your throbbing cock, jerking you off in time with his thrusts. A sensation akin to electricity ran up and down your spine. You noticed that he began to whimper a lot more frequently, and with the way he slowly lost the rhythm in his thrusts, you knew he was close again.

And you were too — as much as you hated to admit it. You could feel the heat in your stomach amplify with each passing second.

"You're so tight," his voice sounded a bit strained. "You're about to — ah — cum, aren't you?"

"You're," you paused with a quiet curse. "delusional."

"Don't lie to yourself," is all he said before he sped up his hand, forcing ragged pants and soft moans you couldn't hide behind your palm. As if taken over by the haze of lust, you buried your face within his hat, tightened your legs around his waist, and wrapped an arm around his shoulders.

With nothing to conceal your moans, they mixed in with Venti's in an erotic symphony. You tensed and arched your back as the pool of arousal in your abdomen amplified until it completely washed over you. Your cock spurted cum over both of you as he continued to jerk you off until he was satisfied.

Luckily, it didn't take too long for him to finally orgasm for the third time. A bit of his cum spilled out of your hole despite his dick still inside you.

His eyes were tightly shut, overcome with bliss and ecstasy. You were able to recognize the opportunity he accidentally gave you. Ignoring the slight burn he forced on your dick as he continued to stroke you, you reeled your free arm back as much as you could before jabbing it straight in his chest.

There was a bright teal light that shone where you plunged your hand. Everything felt airy — and a little strange — until you managed to find something solid. Quickly grabbing it, you removed your hand. Weakened, he was unable to hold the both of you up.

You forced your legs down as soon as you felt his grip on you falter, watching him fall to the ground. He was visibly surprised as he stared at you with wide eyes full of disbelief and a bit of anger.

Not wasting any more time, you enveloped yourself with electricity, retrieved your missing clothes, and left.

—•—

You sighed in exhaustion after finally finding a safe place to rest. Leaning against a large tree, you put your underwear and pants back on. You grimaced hard as more of his cum began to leak out of your hole, skin crawling in disgust. But you would need to endure it until you found a suitable body of water or got back to Snezhnaya. Out of both of them, you preferred the former.

You looked at the god's Gnosis in wonder. It was small and you turned it around to fully examine it. It was mainly teal but had silver designs and what seemed to be a crown. It reminded you of a chess piece.

Sighing yet again, you tucked it in a pocket and began making your way to the spot that was going to transport you back to Snezhnaya.

Despite knowing there was nobody to watch you and Venti, there was an anchor of shame weighing in your chest. No matter. You just need to make sure nobody knew of what had transpired in Windrise.

Besides, you would gladly shave off bits of your dignity and pride if it meant pleasing Her Majesty. Especially after she had taken you in many years ago.

Trying to will away the shame, you repeated a phrase in your mind.

Anything for the Tsaritsa.

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