#pizza salad

[crochetingwhale]

I see your pineapple on pizza, fruit-is-sweet-not-savoury discourse and raise you

Mimosa Salad!

At first glance it’s nothing to write home about. It’s fruit salad, okay. Peach, pear, apple and pineapple… so the production team has never had a mimosa, okay, stupid, but not an arrestable offence. (Firable, sure, but not criminal.)

An unusual choice of fruit perhaps, but fruit salad nonetheless. Maybe they have a variety of salads, and the more obvious combinations of fruit/names have already been done.

Okay, all reasonably above board. Until you glance over and see the identical packages with pictures of cabbage and carrot, proudly declaring Coleslaw. And you begin to wonder…

You flip it over to the ingredients list, hoping against hope that it isn’t dressed in mayonnaise.

Oh you naive fool. Have you forgotten what culinary hellscape you inhabit? The tastebud wasteland you were foolish enough to abide?

It’s mayonnaise.

And not just mayonnaise.

A terrifying mustard/vinegar/cayenne/turmeric mayonnaise fruit salad nightmare. With bubbles.

Is it also fizzy? Is it just whipped? Is it yet another example of poor food handling and this particular item has been left on the sun and is starting to ferment?

(That happens a lot here. [fun fact, when you complain that the cream you bought is expired because it’s solid and has a bad smell the shop assistant may tell you that’s what cream is always like. They’re not just trying to save the company money. At that shop cream is always like that. The refrigerators are always at about 7 or 8 degrees.] A lot of stuff is just expired all the time.)

I ask a passing shop assistant what manner of beast this is. Is it sweet? Savoury? What’s it for? What possible dish could this accompany, i hesitantly enquire, already dreading the answer, but not quite knowing why.

And she answers brightly, with no apparent understanding of the horrors they have wrought, “It’s kind of sweet, kind of savoury. People buy it for barbecues, picnics, since it’s pre-made.

“It’s also good on pizza.”

Welcome to Sweden.

#pineapple #fruit #mimosa #mimosas #cocktails #confusing names for things #sweden #sverige #food #horrors #pizza #salad #pizza salad #pizza sallad #pizzasallad #cuisine #international cuisine #travel diary #travel

[summerreign4077]

In the tags, share your preferences.

Summer or winter?

Mountains or seashore?

Lake or ocean?

Hotel or camping?

Pizza or pasta?

Cake or pie?

Print or cursive?

Dogs or cats?

Odd numbers or even numbers?

Soup or salad?

#summer #seashore #ocean #hotel #pizza #cake #print #dogs #odd numbers #salad #in the tags

[fatty-food]

(via Instagram)

#food #food porn #chicken wings #wings #hot wings #caesar salad #salad #pizza #pepperoni

[lordzeiik]

Hello!

I've seen that many people are doing this with their comfort characters so I joined this too 😭👉👈

(A classic of mine to try to draw the original style idk lol) ok bye :')

#peppino #fanart #peppino spaghetti #pizza tower #pizza tower peppino #peppino pizza tower #pizzatower #salad fingers #osomatsu san

[brattylikestoeat]

#caesaroni pizza sandwhich #ceaser salad #pizza #pepperoncini #meat #cheese #sandwhich #tiktok #tiktok food #brattylikestoeat #food #foodlr #food blog #video #foodie #cooking stim #stim cooking #savory stim

[gavinopricey]

I don’t remember if it was even established, up to this point in the book, that Dracula could fly. I do love the idea that he’s been completely aware of whenever Jonathan is watching him, and thus made the conscious choice to crawl down the wall rather than flinging himself off the window sill back at ye olde castle because he thought that would be more likely the scare the shit out of his pet solicitor. And Dracula is nothing if not in it for the bit

#dracula daily #dracula #or maybe he’s stronger after chowing down at the pizza hut salad bar #we r getting into fun vampire power land

[kawaii-foodie]

rincafe_03

#foods #meals #pizza toast #salad #fruits #strawberry #pumpkin salad #drinks #cafe au lait #iced cafe au lait #rincafe_03

[mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips]

Hen: What's for dinner, boys?

Buck: Salad.

Hen: What?

Eddie: Yeah, we're trying to be a bit more healthy.

Hen: With salad?

Buck: Well, it has croutons, and tomato, and cheese-

Eddie: Buck...

Buck: It's actually one giant crouton.

Eddie:

Buck: And the tomatoes are crushed.

Hen:

Buck: And the cheese is melted.

Eddie:

Buck:... The salad is pizza.

#911 fox #buddie #911 buddie #quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect buddie quotes #incorrect 911 quotes #911 incorrect buddie quotes #911 incorrect quotes #911 #911 abc #evan buckley #eddie diaz #hen wilson #buck x eddie #meme humor #food #pizza #the salad is a pizza

[okuyassified]

Why.

#bbieal baldi #bbieal #principal of the thing #skibidi toilet #pizza tower #peppino pizza tower #fake peppino #the noise #eric cartman #sonic the hedgehog #salad fingers #snick pizza tower #fred durst #freddy fazbear #pico fnf #dave miller #dsaf dave #i should be shot dead

[twinprime]

my boyfriends family was over earlier and out of nowhere during the conversation his parents were like “omg let’s all weigh ourselves as a game!” and grabbed a scale and his super tiny mom steps on the scale and announces her weight and then his dad tells me, clearly the most overweight person in the room, to weigh myself next and i got upset and just left like i can’t tell if that’s the most tone deaf thing ever or if they were genuinely trying to embarrass me in front of everyone. who the fuck decides to compare weights as a game

#don’t worry my bf absolutely defended me but i’m still crying because ive been self conscious about my weight for years now what the fuck #just a few weeks ago his mother made a comment when i was eating pizza saying i need to eat a salad.. #the way this was so out of nowhere i feel like it sounds like i made it up 😭 #strq.txt

[verysadpaper]

I’m sorry it’s bad but I’m tired anyway HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!🎊

#my art #peppino spaghetti #pizza tower #salad fingers #monkey d. luffy #luffy #one piece #bon walten files #bon #the walten files #tricky the clown #madness combat #happy new year #deltarune #deltarune chapter 2 #spamton g spamton #spamton

[3ai]

#food aesthetic #food blogs #pizza #pasta #pasta salad #vintage aesthetic #italy aesthetic #made in italy #italian food #بغداد #Pachi Pizza & Pasta #baghdad restaurant #italian #italian restaurant #restaurant #dinner #meal #love #color aesthetic #healthyfood #mine #باشي

[fatty-food]

(via Instagram)

#food #food porn #pizza #salami #pepperoni #salad #burger #cheeseburger #fries

[mildmayfoxe]

tricked myself into braving the grocery store this morning by envisioning in great detail the amazing breakfast sandwich i could make if only i had everything bagels extra sharp cheddar cheese and breakfast sausage patties and then came home and made the breakfast sandwich. dreams can come true

#I HAVE CHEESE AGAIN! and other food as well but the cheese was the most important #i also stopped at a donut place on the way home and i have TWO donuts for later #AND i bought a frozen pizza for dinner. i am living large. #i have like no other groceries for the rest of the week lmfao. i have a salad kit for probably tomorrow or tuesday but that's about it #huge on breakfast foods though. #chatpost #it's so difficult to not have cheese when my fallback 'no groceries' meal is like. a grilled cheese. #cause i have bread! i have tortillas! even if nothing else i had those. but no cheese!!!? #so i'll probably have to go to the store again on thursday as usual just to buy like. some vegetables and fruits. only got bananas

[kiseve20]

Pizza

#food #pasta #pizza #salad

[diabollicallyangelic]

#matpat #ness fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #freddy fazzbears pizza #character #little guy #salad spinner #put him in the spinner