#prehistoric costume

[thesilicontribesman]

Bronze Prehistoric Armlet, Culbin Sands, The National Museum of Scotland, Edinburgh

#ice age #stone age #bronze age #copper age #iron age #neolithic #mesolithic #calcholithic #paleolithic #prehistoric #prehistory #armlet #jewellery #prehistoric costume #ancient craft #ancient living #ancient cultures #metalwork #metalworking #relic #artefact

[incorrectbatfam]

What would the Batfam dress up as, incorrect answers only?

They go as literal interpretations of their vigilante names to see if the public notices

Dick spends months making wings with constellations painted on the feathers

Jason wears a red hoodie

Tim dresses up as a burger restaurant employee

Damian buys a bird onesie

Duke puts together a working traffic light costumes that the other family members have to follow

Cullen isn't a vigilante but he gets the "haha like Edward Cullen" thing so much that he might as well go as a sparkly vampire

Steph walks around wearing a sign with movie endings

Cass goes as Bruce

Barbara designs a Greek mythology costume and goes around predicting people's futures

Harper also gets a bird onesie except it's blue because the place Damian got his was doing a 2-for-1

Kate finds a vintage women's baseball uniform

Alfred goes as a secret agent with a fancy A insignia that he embroidered last-minute

Selina borrows a dress from a retired old lady and carries all her cats in baskets

Bruce forgets until Halloween morning so he prints a map of a Turkish city and tapes it to his shirt

BONUS:

Helena goes prehistoric by wearing mammoth-hunting pelts

Luke reuses old jetpack wings and paints them to look like realistic fruit bat ones

Jean-Paul secretly makes a DnD style archangel costume but he'll deny working on it so long

Bette makes a bird costume except the feathers are electric candles

#dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #cullen row #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #harper row #kate kane #alfred pennyworth #selina kyle #bruce wayne #batman #helena bertinelli #luke fox #jean paul valley #bette kane #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #dc comics #headcanon #tw halloween

[coolcoolcoolbutwtf]

Part 2 of people being concerned about dinosaur Danny

Part 1

Recently Gotham had gotten a new prehistoric resident. The media had dubbed the dino "Rapty the parkour dino"

Rapty had become a tourist attraction of sorts.

Some random tourist Filming: I still think this is bull, no way a real dino is living in Gotham! It's probably just a robot or a costume.

Danny in the distance his petty sense tingling.

The random tourist filming again: Holy shit is that the dinosaur on the roof!? Holy shit it's doing parkour across the rooftops! No way dude!

Danny in dino mode satisfied: ROOWAR!

Later the interaction would be put on youtube where it would then reach the justice league.

Justice League: Batman how could you just not tell us about the dinosaur in Gotham!

#danny phantom #batman #dpxdc #danny fenton #dino danny au #fanfic? #my dino claws bring all the boys to the yard #danny the living dinosaur

[bagdaddyb]

A Prehistoric Halloween

Summary: Your first Halloween with Wanda and the twins.

Pairing: fem!Reader x milf!Wanda

Warnings: Fluffy fluff fluff.

AN: I love love love love LOVE milf Wanda. Can't wait to write more of her.

You stood by the front door with a large smile on your face. You were dressed up as a dinosaur standing at your girlfriends front door handing out candy. It was silly, but the twins begged you and you could never say no to them. You loved this holiday, it always excited you to see the new and classic costumes every year. But what made this year so special was it was your first Halloween with Wanda, not only your first Halloween but first big holiday all together. You'd been dating the red head eight months in the twins life for six and you were living on a cloud. Your life felt so perfect you often found yourself toxically waiting on the pen to drop on reality to hit. You're sure you could only blame past relationships for that mindset so you often pushed it to the back of your mind, choosing to enjoy the here and now. You handed out candy to the next set of children as you waited for your own family to get prepared in their costumes. Your mind raced with thoughts of Wanda and the twins. You were serious about this. With all of them. You wanted to wake up next to Wanda every morning, walk the twins to school, help them with their homework when they got home. You wanted to get a family cat or two, have barbecues in the summer and make smores in the winter. You wanted to make memories take family photos you wanted them. The smile couldn't be wiped off your face as the hopeful thoughts of your future raged on. Only snapping out of it once the door behind you opened. Tommy and Billy stepped out dressed as small dinosaurs, your matching costumes largely their idea that you were eager to take part of.

"(Y/N)! (Y/N)!"

They screamed simultaneously overly excited by all the commotion of today.

"Look look! We're a family of dinosaurs."

Your heart melted at the term. Happy tears threatening to fall.

"We look awesome. Let me hear your best roar."

The boys both roar at you loudly causing laughter to trickle out of you.

"That's very convincing I hope we don't scare anyone too badly."

"Well don’t you three look scary."

Wanda says with a light tone as she makes her way out of the door. She is dressed as a dinosaur as well but in a much more comfortable outfit a rather sexy take on a pterodactyl and you can't help the way your eyes wonder.

"Well are you two ready? We can probably hit the next two blocks before it gets too dark out."

You say as you place the bowl of candy on the porch for kids to grab. The two boys cheer in response waddling away with you and Wanda close behind them.

"Thank you for this, the boys haven't been able to stop talking about this all week."

"Of course believe it or not I may have been just as excited. This costume is actually pretty cool."

Wanda smiles softly intertwining her fingers with yours as you walk the crowded sidewalk of her neighborhood going door to door with the twins. As the sun sets and the night begins to chill you make the decision its time to wrap it up.

"Alright boys two more houses then we should head back. It's getting cold, and if we're going to watch the Nightmare before Christmas we need to start it soon."

The two dinosaur heads that nod at you in response before scurrying off causes you to laugh. Wanda's eyes have been sparkling at you all night. This halloween has been perfect. The twins haven't even asked about their father who bailed on them again even once. Upon returning to Wanda's you quickly get a few pictures with the twins and Wanda before stripping out of the costume letting out a sigh of relief.

"It was fun at first but after a while it started to get stuffy."

Wanda smiles at you knowingly helping you stash away your costume as the boys run off to change eager to return for hot chocolate and the movie.

"Tonight was perfect."

Wanda whispers to you and you wrap her in your arms covering her face in kisses. Light giggles leave Wanda as her arms wrap around your neck keeping you close.

"I'm glad I could make it so. I.... I love you and the boys Wanda. Here's to many more perfect halloweens."

You say as you lean in and kiss the red headed woman. Wanda can't wipe the wide smile off her face. It was the first time you'd told her you loved her. While she'd heard it and many other things in your in your thoughts many times she never spoke on it, wanting you to do it in your own time.

"Mom stop kissing (Y/N) I wanna watch our movie."

Tommy says causing a giggle from Wanda against your lips. You smile and let go of her moving to Tommy and scooping him up easily.

"You're just jelous you don't get any kisses."

You say sprinkling kisses all over the boys face causing giggles to screech out of him. Billy soon rounds the corner and gets the same treatment quickly scooped up by you before you carry them both to the kitchen for hot chocolate. As you settle in for the movie Wanda cuddled into your side. Billy in your lap, Tommy at Wanda's side you can't think of anything better than this moment. This was your family, you were home.

#wanda x you #wanda x reader #wanda maximoff x you #wanda maximoff x reader #wanda maximoff #bagdaddyb #milfwanda #softwanda

[ozzgin]

Prehistoric! Reader going trick or treating with Baki and the twins or something ion know or prehistoric reader and pickle seeing someone dress up in that blow up dinosaur costume please tell me you know what I’m talking about 🌚 anyway love ya stuff

I was wondering how to make everything Halloween themed, and then I thought this would actually be a nice opportunity to bring Pickle home instead. Everything would be decorated as if it came straight out of the Cretaceous. Everyone shows up as a particular dinosaur. As the idea hit me I became very nostalgic and remembered my favorite Disney movie, Dinosaur. So I made it a Dinosaur Halloween. :’)

Baki Headcanons: Prehistoric! Reader goes Trick or Treating

Special Halloween Edition 🎃 featuring the Baki characters and our recurring prehistoric reader! Also the kids.

[More Prehistoric! Reader]

It’s Spooky Season and Baki wants to introduce the prehistoric family to the ghoulish fall holiday. Truth be told, however, he’s not quite sure anymore just how much of the effort is for the twins and how much is for his own enjoyment. He feels like a little child once more, giddy with excitement as he plans costumes and activities.

Honestly, it’s rather impressive how involved the fighters are. Then again, how often might one have the chance to witness ancient humans reacting to modern celebrations? You’re not entirely sure what all the agitation and shuffling is about, but the men have reassured you the kids will enjoy it. Pickle himself is also terribly curious.

Baki has gone as far as to convince multiple people to actively participate, so when the time comes most of the men are costumed themselves. He guides you and Pickle by the hand and the twins are running around you in circles. (Professor Payne has, by the way, exhausted all praise regarding their fast motor development) What better place to improvise a haunted house, if not the beloved Underground Arena? Doppo Orochi is waiting at the entrance in a T.Rex costume, holding the head under his arm. He found the idea terribly funny, attempting to recreate his first encounter with Pickle back at the enclosure. You immediately recognize the suit and chuckle at the memories. As the twins surround the older man in awe, it dawns on you that they never had the chance to see an actual dinosaur. The smile you had earlier is now tainted with a pang of melancholy.

Following Doppo’s train of thought, Jack has attempted to reminisce his sneaky trespass with an aquatic theme. You won’t catch him dead in an actual suit - where would he even find something for his massive size? - but nonetheless he’s improvised a t shirt with a Mosasaurus print. The children’s attention is now drawn to him. He exchanges a glance with his younger Hanma sibling and reveals a bag containing mysterious garments. Jack excuses himself briefly, retreating with the twins, and brings them back shortly afterwards. Except this time they seem to be wearing some squeaky appendage filled with air. Both you and Pickle observe with raw fascination. It looks like they’re riding a small dinosaur, but their actual legs are underneath the strange costume. Pickle claps his hands, impressed.

Inside the Arena, Retsu and Katsumi are putting together the final details. There are tables overflowing with food, sweets, drinks and carved pumpkins. There’s an eerie atmosphere coming from the decorations, yet the overarching theme is not of the horror realm. You stop in your tracks and your mouth hangs open in surprise. There are artificial trees and ferns scattered all over, making the arena look like an actual jungle. Among the greenery you can discern the outline of a massive Argentinosaurus, its long neck reaching just below the ceiling. A small pack of feathered Velociraptor cutouts is placed further ahead. It looks like they’re chasing something. As your eyes follow the scene, you spot an injured Pterosaur, dragging its large wings behind. Everything is static, a snapshot frozen in time, yet you can almost hear the wailing croaks and the shuffle of the claws hitting against the ground. You can suddenly smell the moss, and feel the humidity on your skin. For a mere second, for a fleeting moment, you’re home.

Something jolts you back to reality and you notice Pickle’s hand on your shoulder. He has a worried look on his face and you realize you’ve been tearing up. It’s nothing. You shake your head to reassure him and his eyes narrow in a smile, similar to yours. He’s been thinking the same thing. Your ears are abruptly pierced by a shriek and both of you turn back in a panic. The kids are screaming in excitement, running away from Baki that seems to be imitating a Triceratops. Katsumi comes to their defense, squatting low in his costume resembling an Ankylosaurus. A fitting choice that allows him to showcase his powerful whip, using the clubbed tail of this sturdy, armored warrior.

“Pretty decent work, huh?” Old man Tokugawa approaches you and Pickle with a wide grin. “We can’t let the kids miss out, can we? I had a whole team prepare everything under the guidance of Professor Payne.” He hands you a small, empty bucket. You’re confused. “We might not have any real dinosaurs for you to hunt, but I’ll show you something similar. It’s called trick or treating. Let’s see what we can find in this fake jungle.”

#baki #baki the grappler #baki hanma #baki headcanons #pickle baki #pickle x reader #prehistoric reader #doodle

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

Kaiju Week in Review (March 24-30, 2024)

A coworker asked tonight me how Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire measured up to Godzilla Minus One, and I responded, "Almost as good, but in a completely different way." If you like monsters (and if you're following me I have to assume you do), see it, no questions asked. There's about a million of them and they're all delightful. The franchise has long struggled to recapture the specific charms of the Showa era, and I think this comes closer than any of them. (It's the climactic tag-team battle... also Mothra returning to knock some sense into Godzilla). Pure junk food, but you can't just watch Oppenheimer all the time.

Godzilla x Kong tore up the box office this weekend, performing well above expectations. Its $80 million opening Stateside was the second-best of the Monsterverse (after Godzilla). It added another $114 million internationally for the best overall opening of the (still-young) year. China was a big part of that with $44 million; giant monster movies are among the few Hollywood imports that still play well there. With a $135 million budget, lowest of the Monsterverse by a wide margin, it's a matter of when, not if, Legendary announces the next one.

The Oxford English Dictionary has added an entry for tokusatsu, defined as "A genre of Japanese film or television entertainment characterized by the use of practical special effects, usually featuring giant monsters, transforming robots, and masked and costumed superheroes." It's part of a group of 23 freshly-acknowledged Japanese loan words; unclear if the timing is coincidental. Oh, and if you're curious, they added kaiju in 2018. As someone who remembers when the only English-speakers who used either word were in fandom, it's pretty wild to see.

French company Extralucid Films will release Gappa on Blu-ray in June. The impressive-sounding bonus features are naturally all in French, but there's one that transcends language: 17 minutes of extra monster footage. The U.S. version of Gappa, Monster from a Prehistoric Planet, only has about 7 minutes worth of shots absent from the Japanese version, so I'm pretty curious about the other 10. It's also the first time this footage has been released in HD (Tokyo Shock blew it in 2020).

Season 2 of Chibi Godzilla Raids Again is indeed receiving official English subtitles, starting the same day as the Japanese premiere, April 10. Godzilla Battle Line also added a hilariously busted joint Chibi Godzilla-Chibi Mechagodzilla unit, along with a Destoroyah variant. (Maybe Godzilla x Kong units are next month?)

A new Monsterverse movie means new books to buy. The prequel comic Godzilla x Kong: The Hunted is out already (not recommended), but officially you'll have to wait until April 23 for the novelization and May 14 for the art book. Chalk that up to the late release date change, maybe. Unofficially, people are already getting the novelization from Amazon, because they're a monopoly that can afford to pay the fines from publishers for breaking street date. The audiobook version also released on the same day as the film. I don't have intel on what it adds and changes yet; adding everything from the film itself to Wikizilla is all I can handle right now.

The San Francisco Giants are offering a Godzilla VIP Experience on May 17, a long-overdue acknowledgement of the savior of their city. Tickets are almost gone, though I think it's a shame that the promotion is opt-in to begin; what happened to giving these tchotchkes out to the first thousand fans? Well, figures that they'd make getting merch of the Minus One Godzilla in the States a hassle.

#kaiju week in review #godzilla #godzilla x kong the new empire #baseball #chibi godzilla raids again #king kong #gappa #kaiju #tokusatsu

[nerdlingmerchling]

So, I've watched Out of Darkness (2022) starring Mr Kit Young himself. 🎬 🎞

Full disclaimer, I hate horror movies, but I watched it anyway cause Kit (yes, it's a good reason). My verdict is that it's more of a thriller than a horror movie, and to my delight, it didn't rely heavily on jump scares.

It's rare to see movies set in the paleolithic era, and I think that's where the true originality of this movie lies. The costumes and props look overall pretty authentic, up to the stitching of the clothes, which I was happy about. It shows that there had been some anthropological research done beforehand.

The made-up Tola language was such an interesting, fascinating aspect to the movie, and all of the actors sounded exactly as if they had spoken it all their lives. They adopted such unique intonation that I even had a hard time recognizing Kit's voice at first. Acting was incredible, from everyone, and from start to finish.

Also, very glad to see an ethnically diverse group of prehistoric humans. Some recent studies tend to show that paleolithic groups were more complex in terms of origins than we might think.  So, props to the casting direction for that.

I also loved how this movie was much more than a slasher and had a true reflexion on what it is, and what it means to be human.  The movie was efficient in presenting the characters and their individual motivations. Each of the six main characters represented different angles of human nature : ego, ruthlessness, innocence, kindness, religious zeal, and determination/weakness. I thought it was such a great way to explore that theme.

It's also a beautifully-shot movie, which shows its Scottish Highlands setting in all its gloomy glory : making it both breathtaking and menacing. No green screen in sight, and you can feel the harshness of the elements piercing through the screen.

Overall, I had a good time, but I'm a sensitive creature, and I was still affected by the movie hours after I was done watching it. Much of it has to do with the character played by Kit.

Character analysis and SPOILERS under the cut :

Kit plays Geirr, a young hunter and the most sympathetic character overall. To no one's surprise, Kit plays him with a lot of nuance.

Geirr is a hunter and a warrior by necessity. He's a gentle, sensitive, artistic soul and the stark opposite to his older brother Adem, the leader of the group, who's proud, selfish, and prone to violent outbursts.

Geirr has a special bond with Beyah, a teenage girl the group picked up "en route". The others still treat her as a stray and an outsider. Geirr, though, accepts her and sees her as being part of their little tribe. He vows to protect and take care of her.

Very few people smile in that movie, but when someone does, it's usually Geirr, and he's smiling at Beyah.

You might think at first that their attachment is a brother-sister or friends type of bond, but something happens that make the viewer understand Geirr's feelings for her extend further than that. While the group is resting after a day of walking the treacherous terrain, Geirr realizes his friend's pants are stained in blood, and he looks alarmed. She's having her first periods ; she's a woman now, and that means leader Adem can get to have a claim on her as he pleases.

Well aware of that fact, Geirr is devastated, and you understand at once that he was hoping to make Beyah his own companion.

You also understand that he's not going to fight for her. He's going to suffer in silence, accept the situation and accept his brother's authority. Because that's the thing with Geirr ; he's not a fighter. And throughout the movie, Beyah is going to prove that she has a lot more fight in her than he does.

Geirr is someone who has principles, and he's going to follow those principles even when it leads him to suffering or even be at risk of dying. He refuses to kill someone, even out of mercy, or to resort to cannibalism, even when it's the sole way to survive.

By the end of the movie, he has given up, and it becomes clear he's not destined to make it. It makes his death even more devastating, because you're still hoping against hope that he's going to live.

I'm still mourning that sweet prehistoric cinnamon bun, and I blame Kit's acting (and his face) for my emotional turmoil.

#out of darkness #kit young #jesper fahey #shadow and bone

[victoriadallonfan]

Earth Gimel Dinosaur Team

Team: Triassic Tormentors

Cambrian Explosion - (Blaster/Striker) Cambrian launches a deluge of prehistoric looking maws, claws, and tongues from his arms in an explosive manner. Incredibly painful for each use, but equally destructive in slowing down brutes and defensive capes. Can charge the power in his arms - obvious by the bulging of his flesh - for longer/more mass in the blast. (Costume: various fangs and teeth on a biker jacket and makeshift crown with body paint to look like scales)

Terrordactyl - (Mover, Shaker) Terror has a mover power that allows them to naturally glide for an extended time depending on the height they leap from, with a standing leap giving them a glide of 5 seconds. His second power is a charged pulse that can reach up to 30’, briefly summoning illusions of his targets greatest fears to the fore to attack and induce the sensations of pain. (Costume: wing suit with spikes along his back and a modified helmet with a beak)

Lizardbrain - (Thinker/Master-Changer) Lizard has a line of sight effect that steadily drains the “civilized” aspects of a human target, starting with the loss of manners/decorum and ending with people frothing at the mouth in savagery. She gains small amounts of their traits, granting her the ability to have almost supernatural reads on human behaviors, mannerisms, social interactions etc. As much humanity as she absorbs, her body mutates into a grotesque lizard/reptile humanoid that elicits visceral disgust for the majority of people who see her. These changes revert for her and victim over a slow amount of time. (Costume: mutations from her victims that clash with a bit of an apocalyptic priestess gown)

Triassic Tormentors have no real spot in Gimel. They aren’t big enough to stand with the other villains and definitely not enough to contend with the heroes. They make a decent (for c-class villains) living going to Bet and smuggling items for collectors. It’s only with the return of the internet and then discovering some outrage attention from folks noting they pillages museums that they seemingly hit their stride as jackasses who do a bit of trolling.

#parahumans #wildbow #ward #ward web serial #worm #wardblr #worm web serial #wormblr

[gaslightgatekeepgirlbosscombat]

Group H, Round 1, Poll 5:

Propaganda under the cut

Misa Amane

She’s goth. She’s a pop idol. She’s a mass murderer. She’s in love with a man who hates her. She had amnesia. She was tortured for fifty days and was just fine at the end of it. Two death gods fell in love with her and she was just ambivalent about it. She willingly halved her own life span twice except it doesn’t even matter because she’s basically immortal anyway. She was written by a misogynistic mangaka. Epitome of gaslight gatekeep girlboss.

Hannibal Lecter

the og of gaslight gatekeep girlboss! he manipulates will graham and the fbi from the start, leads will to believe he has committed a large amount of gruesome murders by taking advantage of his encephalitis leading to him getting arrested, turning the people he trusts against him. he goes out to crime scenes HE CAUSED with the fbi to profile the killers and always stays one step ahead! absolute king

"Hannibal gaslights Will so hard that the latter thinks he (a) hallucinated a killer that was legitimately in the room and (b) that he blacked out and murdered their surrogate daughter. (Also manipulated at least one of his psychiatric patients into becoming a murderer in a prehistoric furry costume) He gatekeeps the FBI for fucking years, only showing what he wants to. Really messes with their minds by leaving DNA and voice recordings of a supposedly dead girl. (Then gaslights *her* so she believes someone completely different held her captive) Even when he was arrested, it was only because he chose to surrender — only so his One True Murder Husband-to-be would know where he was. Hannibal is also determined to succeed in whatever he does. In fact, failure is not his vocabulary. He confidently commits all his murders, makes puns literally every episode about his cannibalism, and always seems to have control over his situation. Even in prison, he plays and wins all the mental games he chooses to dabble in. Hannibal is a gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss bastard and I love him. Pls vote for him"

literally gaslighted will graham throughout season one. also induced seizures, committed major medical malpractice, allowed brain fever to occur, then promptly framed him for murder and attempted to convince him that he had done it. 10/10 insane gay behaviour. gatekeeps the serial killing community by repeatedly murdering other serial killers (tobias budge, that weird racist eye guy, probably other people). also gatekeeps the dante community, also with murder. girlboss in everything he does. the cannibal puns, shattering the fourth wall by looking at the camera, the camp gayness……… the list goes on.

The entire plot is him gaslighting will and gatekeeping various things from various characters and he girlbosses his way through murder and cannibalism

Please don't make me answer this.

Literally a cannibal who is a psychologist who manipulates will graham a lot

#round 1 #group h #Misa Amane #Death Note #hannibal lecter #hannibal #hannigram

[st-just]

18, 19, 22

18. What’s one historical event that you would have liked to have witnessed?

If prehistoric is allowed, the Zanclean Flood.

19. What’s your favorite Halloween costume from when you were a kid?

So I very much enjoyed tricker treating but the only costuming detail from my childhood that's actually stuck is my first experience with cheap black hair dye.

22. Iced or hot drinks?

Hot for another week or two, then iced as soon as the average temperature is solidly above freezing.

#reply #nogoodnikolai #ask meme #probably tmi

[thesilicontribesman]

Copper Alloy Gold Plated Saucer Brooches From Two 4th Century CE Burials Of Women, The Salisbury Museum, Salisbury, Wiltshire.

The brooches were used to fasten a cloak or outer garment to clothes near the collar bone. The designs are likely to originate from Germany.

#ice age #stone age #bronze age #copper age #iron age #neolithic #mesolithic #calcholithic #paleolithic #prehistoric #prehistory #prehistoric metalwork #metalwork #prehistoric costume #costume #ancient brooches #brooch #prehistoric jewellery #iron age jewellery #archaeology #relic #Salisbury

[whoiwanttoday]

Happy Easter guys, hope you have a good one. Usually I'd make some effort to make an Eastery post with bunny costumes or something but the truth is I couldn't be assed to do so this year. I am tired. So I am posting Sydney Sweeney instead because she's attractive but also because all of Easter is wrapped up in fertility symbolism and she has boobs. I dunno if you noticed but she does. And while breasts themselves are debatable in how well they indicate fertility they have always been a very popular symbol for fertility since prehistoric times. This is because while there are some shitty people who love to feel smart by shitting on how dumb ancient people are, people are people and people have always been smart and it means people have always gotten breasts were great. They may not have known why but they knew. You can conclude they must be important cause you keep looking at the and you're not some idiot who wastes their time looking at unimportant things if you're a hunter gatherer. It's been a long time since I've talked about it so why not help illuminate what the ancients instinctively knew but couldn't articulate and what we have figured out building on the foundations of knowledge they and all our ancestors have passed down to us. Breasts are the only reason human civilization exists, they are the only reason this post can exist, they are the only reason you have the mental capacity to read and understand this post, they are the only reason we have complex language. You see, other mammals are born with muzzles or snouts. We are not which means our head can be a lot bigger because I want all of you guys to think about vagina, like really think about it, and now think about a human head fitting there. It's kind of wild it gets out but now imagine if you added a muzzle or a snout. It doesn't work, not even a little bit. The only way you're getting that head through is by making the head as a whole smaller. That means decreased brain size. That means less brain power and thus we're just dumb animals with snouts and tiny boobs because boobs lose their purpose. See, human breasts are gigantic. Everyone. Anyone out there insecure because you think you have small breasts I am here to tell you they are massive. Biologically human breasts are just gigantic, no one else really has them, their breasts and nipples are just flat against their body most of the time. Thus the snout or muzzle because baby animals need to be able to reach the nipple and still breathe. With our faces if human women didn't have large breasts our noses would crush against their bodies and we would suffocate ourselves trying to eat as children. Thus the options for evolution is die (this one is bad), have a snout of muzzle (this means we're dumber), or big breasts so we can eat and breath and think deep thoughts (this is us, humans, we're perfect). So what I am saying is the human breast is fantastic and we should all be thankful for it because it's the only reason we're here. And Sydney Sweeney made me think of that, she is a living bit of representation that we are an evolutionary marvel and if you find yourself looking at her chest it's only because deep down you know it's the reason you have the life you do. Happy Easter everybody. Today I want to fuck Sydney Sweeney.

#Sydney Sweeney #blonde #Actress #whoiwanttofucktoday

[themakeupbrush]

Miss Universe Cambodia 2022 National Costume:  

It is a contemporary design that combines prehistoric art of Funon and Angkor Era. Based on the Buddhist tales, she is the goddess that educates people to control their anger, to love the lives of humans, animals and nature, to share happiness and to appreciate harmony. "Plants and trees are a part of life on earth; please take care of them!"

#miss universe #miss universe cambodia #miss universe 2022 #national costume #national costume contest #cambodia #pageant

[bardic-tales]

Title: Halloween Hijinks

Pairing: Bianca || Sephiroth

Rating: General

Word Count: 332

Fandom: Final Fantasy

Warnings: AU: Canon divergent. Canon x OC

Summary: Bianca insists on offering high-quality treats for trick-or-treaters, while Sephiroth has a very different point of view.

Prompt Filled: “You can’t buy candy corn for trick or treaters! That’s the fruitcake of Halloween.”

Created for @occreatorexchange

Tags: @starryeyes2000 @residentdormouse @megandaisy9 @themaradwrites @prehistoric-creatures @arrthurpendragon

Halloween Hijinks

1.

“You can’t buy candy corn for trick or treaters!” Bianca exclaimed, as she snatched the bowl of candy from Sephiroth’s hands. She clutched the bowl, not wanting to return it to Sephiroth and his bad candy. “That’s the fruitcake of Halloween!”

This was her first Halloween since fate transported her from Earth to Gaia, and it was her favorite holiday. The celebration was among the things that she missed most about her home world. She didn’t know why dressing up in a costume meant so much to her, but it did.

It’s the perfect night to be my true self. During Halloween, Bianca had no one demand of her to bind her wings or wear normal color contacts to hide the color of her eyes. She could simply exist in her skin and none would judge her. They’d simply compliment her realistic costume.

In exchange, Bianca loved to serve only the best treats to visiting trick or treaters. She was the house that gave out full-size candy bars, making sure that her home would be well-remembered by the kids.

“You doubt me?” Sephiroth stared at her and crossed his arms, raising an eyebrow. His lips curled into a faint smile, which dissipated quickly and made Bianca wonder if it was even there. “It’s sweet and comes in three colors.”

Bianca’s ebony wings rested against her back as she stared down at the bowl of candy. The candy corn pieces seemed never-ending and kept appearing.

“Candy corn doesn’t taste sweet,” Bianca went to the metal cupboard, opened it, and retrieve several packages of full-sized Shinra Caramel Fusion, Peanut Blast, and Marshmallow Delight. “It tastes like sadness and tears.”

“Sadness and tears?” Sephiroth tilted his head. “But candy corn tastes sweet. It’s the quintessential Halloween candy.”

“And fruitcake is the quintessential Christmas food. Yet no one likes to receive fruitcake, and no one likes to receive candy corn. I think you are the only one who likes candy corn — and, of course, old people.”

#oc: bianca moore - ff #character: sephiroth #ocx-tober #writblr fan fiction #final fantasy fanfiction #au: canon divergent #oc x canon #final fantasy 7 #fd: final fantasy #fantasy world collide #flash fiction: fwc #flash fiction: fwc - ff #fwc

[ancestorsalive]

"Slavic Winter rituals - The nuptials of the North Star & Winter Solstice imparted mythological elements to costumes, head dresses and masks. In Bulgaria, the 'kukeri', of prehistoric origin, is a ritual where men appear fierce and often with belts ringing with cow bells and is done to scare away evil spirits. The roles for men were carefully designed to 'protect' and to make fecund the Moist Mother Earth- with honor, respect, and love."

- Danica Anderson, PhD

#Slavic Winter rituals #North Star #Winter Solstice #Bulgaria #kukeri #prehistoric #protection #Moist Mother Earth #honor #respect #love #ancient ways #sacred ways #Ancestors Alive! #What is Remembered Lives #Memory & Spirit of Place #Danica Anderson #customs #traditions #folkways #culture #Europe

[fnafsbheadcanon]

Vanessa first night on the job.

Vanessa: Wow… this security office is giant!

Vanessa looks around and sees a note on the table.

“Play cassette for instructions”

Vanessa: A cassette? This things are like… prehistoric… I heard that this company likes to cut corners but using a outdated form of audio recording? I think that’s going a bit too far… Oh well.

Vanessa puts the cassette in the cassette player.

Recording: *ring* *ring* Hello? Hello, hello? Uhh, I wanted to record a message for you... to help you get settled in on your first night.

Vanessa: Ok…

Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I’m... finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact, so... I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I’m here to tell you: there’s nothing to worry about. Uh, you’ll do fine! So... let’s just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?

Vanessa: Overwhelming is kinda understatement… There so many security screens for just one person to look at.

Uh, let’s see. First, there’s an introductory greeting from the company that I’m supposed to read. Eh, it’s kind of a legal thing, you know.

Vanessa: Please don’t tell me that I have to remember that…

Um, 'Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza: a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life.

Vanessa: Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza?!? Isn’t this Freddy’s Mega Pizzaplex? Is this a recording from a old location???

Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person.

Vanessa: Excuse me… WHAT?

Upon discovery of damage or if death has occurred, a missing person’s report will be filed within ninety days or as soon as property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached and the carpets have been replaced.' Blah, blah, blah...

Vanessa: Why are you trying to make this sound normal?????

Now that might sound bad, I know.

Vanessa: YOU THINK?!?!?

But there’s really nothing to worry about.

Vanessa:… Sure….

Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No!

Vanessa: I know that they act kinda human like… but your making it sound like they actually alive.

If I were forced to sing... those same stupid songs for twenty years, and I never got a bath?

Vanessa: Twenty years???

I’d probably be a bit irritable at night too.

Vanessa: Irritable?? What do you mean irritable?!?!?

So remember: these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children, and you need to show them a little respect. Right? Okay.

Vanessa:… They machines…

So just be aware: the characters do tend to wander a bit.

Vanessa: Wander? They walk during the night?

Uhh, they’re left in some kind of "free-roaming mode" at night.

Vanessa: Isn’t it the same thing has the free-roaming from day time??

Uhh... something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long.

Vanessa: That makes sense… I think?

Uhh... they used to be allowed to walk around during the day, too,

Vanessa: Used to??? But they still walk…

but then there was the Bite of '87.

Vanessa: the… THE BITE?!?!

Yeah... I-It’s amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?

Vanessa: WAIT WAIT WAIT!!! HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!?!

Now concerning your safety: the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uhh, if they happen to see you after hours, probably won’t recognize you as a person.

Vanessa: AGAIN… WHAT!!!

Th-They’ll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on.

Vanessa: Oh… so they won’t hurt me?

Now, since that’s against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, they’ll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit.

Vanessa: WHAT?!?!?

Um, now that wouldn’t be so bad if the suits themselves weren’t filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So you can imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort... and death.

Vanessa: DEATH?!?!

Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.

Vanessa: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?!?!?

...Y-Yeah, they don’t tell you these things when you sign up...

Vanessa: NO SHIT!!!

But hey! First day should be a breeze; I’ll chat with you tomorrow. Uhh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright. Goodnight.

Vanessa: … What did he mean by conserve power?!?!?

…

Vanessa: Vanessa calm down… this is just a stupid joke… they are just trying to prank you… the animatronics aren’t alive and trying to kill you… that’s just dumb…

Glamrock Bonnie: Hello new security guard!!!

Vanessa: AHHHHH!!!!! (Closes door in front of Bonnie)

Glamrock Bonnie: … What a nice talk. She so nice. :)

I love how this implies Fazbear entertainment just used old tape recording since they either took lazy or don't care to update any about ten security office.

#fnaf security breach #fnaf ruins #fnaf vanessa #fnaf glamrock bonnie #fnaf headconons #fnaf headcanon