Alex, on the phone: So remember how I said that henry and I were going to have a subtle night out?
Zahra: yes.
Alex: so we kind of got caught making out. Again? We might need media control.
Zahra:
Alex: Please dont tell Mom-
Zahra: *hangs up*
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Lucius: Draco, I know we didn't go over this particular type of partnering when we had the talk, which is on me for making assumptions. But since you’re dating Harry Potter, I feel like I need to say it.
Draco: Okay…
Lucius: I just want to make sure you know you need to cast protection charm if you’re having anal intercourse with him.
Draco: Oh, my god!
Lucius: And we can—we can talk about other kind of charms you need to know, and…and if you’re bottoming, then you need to prepare yourself with cleaning charms. I—I heard there are adult toys too, and be careful when you do those activities—
Draco: You are ridiculous! I cannot believe you’re giving me the talk, Father! Stop talking about toys!
Lucius: It’s not that bad, son! When I was your age, I did all sorts of experiments—
Draco: I am leaving!
Narcissa: Stop scaring your son, Lucius.
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Red, White & Royal Blue (2023) ft. my love for it
credit to @sheisraging for the og gifs <3
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Bitches be like "I'm just in a reading slump rn" but they're actually reading hoards of gay fan fiction like the little gremlin they are
It's me, I'm Bitches
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Can y’all like… maybe tag RWRB movie stuff as RWRB movie? Maybe? As a treat for pride? A little pastry for the tumblr girlies?
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"I wonder what people on Tumblr have to say about A Little Life?"
*Multiple people comparing Willem/Jude to Firstprince.* Well, can't say I'm surprised, but that doesn't mean I'm happy about it.
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okay wait i have a thought/question. so i’m aromantic and demisexual (i think?) and i enjoy media that has romance and sex in it.
i see a lot of gifs and edits made of movies/shows with romantic/sexual scenes and like i know it’s the actor’s job to act but like, how do they know how to do those scenes? like not the choreography of it all but the feelings part. like their expressions during sex scenes or super vulnerable and romantic scenes?
as an aspec person (also neurodivergent), i just would be so unsure about how to portray that ~authentically~. maybe it’s just idk anything about acting?
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